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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,999 --> 00:00:56,166 A MONKEY IN WINTER 2 00:03:37,747 --> 00:03:42,538 Sailor Esnault Lucien! Rig the junk! We sail within five minutes. 3 00:03:42,575 --> 00:03:44,390 Yes, captain! 4 00:04:02,456 --> 00:04:04,669 Albert, please don't! 5 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:07,877 You're not going to make a bloody mess again?! 6 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,669 Madame, the navigation rights on the Yangtze Kiang... 7 00:04:11,705 --> 00:04:16,800 ...is granted us by the treaty of August 3rd, 1885! 8 00:04:16,117 --> 00:04:18,289 Do you challenge the treaty? 9 00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:20,794 I don't challenge anything. 10 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:24,372 I only ask you not to wreck everything again. Like last time! 11 00:04:24,705 --> 00:04:27,850 Oh, excuse me! 12 00:04:27,122 --> 00:04:29,961 Last time, the men of Sun-Yat-Sen... 13 00:04:29,998 --> 00:04:34,211 ...tried to fool us, I nipped their rebellion in the bud. 14 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:38,538 But we only beheaded the bad guys. The sailor Esnault can testify to that. 15 00:04:38,575 --> 00:04:40,627 I swear it's true. 16 00:04:40,663 --> 00:04:44,627 OK. Let's continue our mission to bring some civilization. 17 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:49,496 First let me give you the last instructions of the admiral Guépratte... 18 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:54,252 ...corrected by the Quartermaster Quentin, here present. Listen! 19 00:04:54,288 --> 00:04:59,746 The admiral wants us to dig a subterranean channel... 20 00:04:59,783 --> 00:05:03,913 ...that will connect the Hwang Ho... and the Yangtze Kiang. 21 00:05:03,949 --> 00:05:06,288 The Yangtse- kiang? No problem! 22 00:05:06,324 --> 00:05:08,100 As you will know... 23 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:11,204 Hwang Ho means 'Yellow River'... 24 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:14,100 ...and Yangtze Kiang 'Blue River'. 25 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:18,163 Can you imagine the marvellous view when they mix? 26 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:20,840 A Green River! 27 00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:23,376 Green like the forests, like hope itself! 28 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:26,996 Sailor Esnault, we're going to paint Asia... 29 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,751 ...in a tender hue. 30 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:34,996 We're going to establish a new spring in this shitty country! 31 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,597 OK. I'll leave you to it, I have more guests to serve. 32 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:42,162 Hey, you native, you could show us some tact! 33 00:05:42,199 --> 00:05:45,830 We know who your customers are! 34 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,994 That Wehrmacht scum, with their sneaky Feldfebel, that housebreaker! 35 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,786 I'll never tell you a story again. 36 00:05:51,823 --> 00:05:54,291 Albert, don't get mad. 37 00:05:54,328 --> 00:05:58,953 Goddamnit, holy fucking shit! I offer you tricolored rivers... 38 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:02,346 Mountains in blossom and sacred temples... 39 00:06:02,383 --> 00:06:05,704 And you change it into a bordello! Your Norman Babylon in my China! 40 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,959 - Sailor Esnault! - At your orders! 41 00:06:07,995 --> 00:06:14,245 We're going to burn down the village. Where are the grenades? 42 00:06:17,162 --> 00:06:18,834 Monsieur Quentin! 43 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:22,250 Calm down, I beg your pardon! 44 00:06:22,287 --> 00:06:27,370 You surrender? O.K! The iron fist clad by a velvet glove. 45 00:06:27,406 --> 00:06:30,620 - Sailor, back at the paddles! - Yes, at your service. 46 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,666 Take care of the rocks! 47 00:06:44,703 --> 00:06:48,208 And above all, watch the mirages! 48 00:06:48,245 --> 00:06:52,453 The Yangtse- kiang isn't a river, it's an avenue... 49 00:06:52,489 --> 00:06:55,869 An avenue, 5.000 km long... It tumbles down from Tibet... 50 00:06:55,906 --> 00:06:58,126 ...to end in the Yellow Sea... 51 00:06:58,162 --> 00:07:01,870 ...with it's junks and sampans lying on the shore. 52 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:05,579 And in the center there're maelstroms and floating islands... 53 00:07:05,615 --> 00:07:08,667 ...with their orchids, high like trees. 54 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:12,912 The Yangtse-kiang, mate, that's millions of cubic meters... 55 00:07:12,948 --> 00:07:16,245 ...of gold and flowers descending towards Nankin. 56 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:20,292 All along it's shore there are floating cities, where you can buy everything! 57 00:07:20,328 --> 00:07:25,287 Rice alcohol, all religions, and then... the whores and the opium! 58 00:07:25,323 --> 00:07:29,200 I can assure you, hostess, that the marine commando... 59 00:07:29,237 --> 00:07:33,780 ...for years, has been a decorative element in the tea houses. 60 00:07:33,115 --> 00:07:35,625 We still knew, how to laugh in those times. 61 00:07:35,661 --> 00:07:39,828 She went down and out for a red haired, rose pimp. 62 00:07:39,865 --> 00:07:42,542 He was a Jew, of garlic he smelled. 63 00:07:42,578 --> 00:07:46,578 And he got her, though she came from Formosa, from some brothel in Shanghai. 64 00:07:46,614 --> 00:07:50,375 - Beautiful - I didn't write that! 65 00:07:50,411 --> 00:07:54,828 These fumes haunt me while I go down the river.. 66 00:07:54,864 --> 00:07:57,915 I thought it was an avenue. 67 00:07:57,952 --> 00:08:03,410 We don't know. Maybe it's a dream, pouring out to the sea. 68 00:08:34,451 --> 00:08:36,784 Schnell! 69 00:08:43,158 --> 00:08:46,284 - Schluss der Vorstellung! - They harass us with their war. 70 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:53,706 Hey! Wait for me! 71 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:56,326 Achtung, messieurs! Achtung! 72 00:08:56,659 --> 00:09:01,576 Go! Into the cellar! 73 00:09:13,617 --> 00:09:15,367 They're bombing Le Havre. 74 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:23,117 You idiot, Le Havre is the other way! This is going to hit us in the jaw! 75 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:35,534 Get down! 76 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,200 Maybe we better get back to the wife. They will worry about us. 77 00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:18,241 Well, they have something to worry about. 78 00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:45,574 - They start again! - Nothing will happen, I tell you! 79 00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:48,283 - Nothing, nothing? - Nothing! 80 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:07,156 - Why are you fucking around with your tie? - I don't wanna die untidy. 81 00:13:07,193 --> 00:13:11,156 You can lay out your own corpse later, get moving! 82 00:14:01,197 --> 00:14:05,197 Oh! Fuck! Tac, tac, tac, tac, tac, tac, tac! 83 00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:13,720 Albert! 84 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:19,384 Albert! Wait! 85 00:14:19,421 --> 00:14:22,197 Albert! 86 00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:12,447 It's a long way to Tipperary... 87 00:15:12,483 --> 00:15:16,243 It's a long way to go. 88 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:19,821 It's a long way to Tipperary... 89 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:23,487 Et goodbye Piccadilly... 90 00:15:23,571 --> 00:15:27,742 It's a long way to go! 91 00:15:27,769 --> 00:15:31,404 Down the sewers with these krauts! So they can eat shit! 92 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,576 - Stop that, Albert, - Or we will be executed! 93 00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:38,904 I won't need a blindfold and I will command the firing squad myself! 94 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,117 Right in the heart, messieurs! 95 00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:43,985 You think it's time to act like a clown? 96 00:15:43,997 --> 00:15:47,818 I don't see what this has got to do with clowns, madame! 97 00:15:47,883 --> 00:15:50,383 Here stands Quartermaster Quentin, Far East Expeditionary Corps! 98 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,234 Attention! Hoist the flag! 99 00:15:58,841 --> 00:16:00,508 At ease! 100 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,658 Ah, Now the fun part starts! 101 00:16:13,591 --> 00:16:17,778 This morning people said that the Krauts will blow up everything. 102 00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,825 They deserve it. 103 00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:24,320 A soldier on the run is entitled to some recreational compensation. 104 00:16:24,356 --> 00:16:27,986 I caused some mayhem in my day. I know how it is. 105 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,888 If you drank less, then maybe you could get scared like everybody. 106 00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:34,111 Then I would be another man, and I don't want to be another man. 107 00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,965 You feel smart to die drunk? 108 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,304 You know what they will say around the village? 109 00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:44,757 To die tight is to die upright, and I don't give a shit about gossips! 110 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:48,861 History will be my judge, madame! And I see no reason to drink less today. 111 00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:53,403 All that motherfuckers are going to fuck the whole village! 112 00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,236 Komm her! 113 00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:08,361 - Albert, I'm afraid! - Drink! 114 00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:23,943 Ooooh! 115 00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:30,734 Where're you, Suzanne? 116 00:17:30,771 --> 00:17:32,573 Suzanne! Hon, where are you? 117 00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:36,318 Ah! There, there! 118 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,198 Listen, dear Suzanne. 119 00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:47,192 I'm going to tell you something, very serious, even solemn. 120 00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:48,948 If we get out of this... 121 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:53,401 ...if this hotel stays erect and I can re- light the signboard... 122 00:17:53,437 --> 00:17:57,900 Uuuh..I swear I never will touch a glass anymore. Never! 123 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:10,212 Watch me do it. This is maybe... 124 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:13,240 The last. 125 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,503 I'm coming. 126 00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:42,189 - To Tigreville. - Get in. 127 00:19:42,227 --> 00:19:44,712 - Is it far? - No, six kilometers. 128 00:20:15,856 --> 00:20:18,319 Is there still a hotel available? 129 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:21,690 It's not the season, I'll bring you to the only one open. 130 00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:33,570 That one is 'Les Roches Noires'... 131 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:36,898 ...the best hotel, but they close on the 15th of September. 132 00:20:38,393 --> 00:20:41,731 You could better have stayed at Deauville... 133 00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:44,194 ...there are some good hotels still open over there. 134 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:48,438 Same goes for Cannes, or Palma. Alas, I've no business there. 135 00:20:48,475 --> 00:20:50,355 It was only an advice... 136 00:21:06,106 --> 00:21:09,132 This is it, ''Chez Quentin''. It's open... 137 00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:11,980 But you won't laugh a lot over there. 138 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,584 - That's not why I came. - OK. 139 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,840 Quentin! Albert! 140 00:21:18,939 --> 00:21:20,543 Albert! 141 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:28,397 - What's up? - A customer. 142 00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:29,960 I'm coming down. 143 00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:39,397 - How much do I owe you? - 1.500 francs, for the ride. 144 00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:43,147 - And 500 for your conversation. This is for you. - Thanks. 145 00:21:49,855 --> 00:21:52,610 - Good evening, Albert. - Good evening. 146 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:56,938 - Do you have a room? - I have 14 of them. Come in. 147 00:22:12,646 --> 00:22:16,813 Please follow me. 148 00:22:18,188 --> 00:22:21,146 If you came to have an ocean swim... 149 00:22:21,183 --> 00:22:23,210 ...the season has ended. 150 00:22:23,105 --> 00:22:26,896 Farmers say nowadays: 'Seasons don't exist anymore!' 151 00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:28,853 There's still a season over here? 152 00:22:29,229 --> 00:22:34,620 From August 1st until August 15th, if we have a good year. 153 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:37,813 - You will stay for a couple of days? - I don't know yet. 154 00:22:45,479 --> 00:22:47,319 There you are. 155 00:22:47,355 --> 00:22:51,189 - Looks great. - Fill in the register tomorrow. 156 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:53,438 You need something else? 157 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:57,694 - Any drinks? - Water? Vittel, Evian, Perrier? 158 00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:03,897 - Coming to think of it, I'm not thirsty. - OK. Good night. 159 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,210 - Who is that? - A customer. 160 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:15,485 Did he say anything? 161 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:18,610 He wanted a room. I gave him room number 8. 162 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:22,480 Weird hour to arrive, especially in this weather. 163 00:23:22,516 --> 00:23:25,396 Travellers are made to travel. 164 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,210 The weather doesn't count. 165 00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:53,563 - Listen. - What? 166 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:01,436 Don't tell me it's normal. 167 00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:04,561 So what? Searching for the toilet? 168 00:24:04,598 --> 00:24:05,811 Albert! 169 00:25:34,686 --> 00:25:38,269 - Are you looking for something? - The door. 170 00:25:38,306 --> 00:25:41,103 Right in front of you. 171 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:46,269 Please, do close it behind you. 172 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,660 Messieurs. 173 00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:33,393 - What will you have? - A Picon bière. 174 00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,560 Excuse me. 175 00:26:41,163 --> 00:26:43,600 Mr. Esnault, a Picon bière... 176 00:26:43,705 --> 00:26:45,668 ...is it half- and- half? 177 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:48,953 Not that stiff yet, maybe later! I need some warm up first... 178 00:26:48,991 --> 00:26:51,642 I'll show you my recipe. 179 00:26:53,392 --> 00:26:55,851 Request a phone connection to this number. 180 00:26:55,935 --> 00:26:57,398 - Short- distance? - No. 181 00:26:57,435 --> 00:27:01,560 - To Paris? - To Madrid. Here's the number. 182 00:27:04,768 --> 00:27:08,976 Mr. Esnault, how does one make a call to Madrid? 183 00:27:17,434 --> 00:27:20,768 Quiet Please! I'm trying to call Spain! 184 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:25,309 Mlle Claire...who? 185 00:27:25,554 --> 00:27:28,640 Claire Prévost. 186 00:27:28,101 --> 00:27:30,892 For phone number 14 in Tigreville, I would like... 187 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:33,689 ...number 394800 in Madrid. 188 00:27:33,726 --> 00:27:36,809 - In Spain? - Yes, in Spain! 189 00:27:36,845 --> 00:27:39,856 Advanced notice for Mlle Claire Prévost. 190 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:43,226 - It'll take some minutes. - Hello! With ID. 191 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,350 - OK. - Thank you. 192 00:27:45,387 --> 00:27:47,272 They will call back. 193 00:27:47,309 --> 00:27:51,267 - Can I offer you something in the meantime? - A Calvados. 194 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,647 A 'calva' for monsieur. 195 00:27:53,684 --> 00:27:57,170 For me, same game, same colour. 196 00:27:57,121 --> 00:28:00,980 They're going to bed early, the neighbours across the street. 197 00:28:00,306 --> 00:28:03,744 You checked into Quentin's? Well, have fun! 198 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,558 He'll serve you right away, ...if you're not thirsty. 199 00:28:06,683 --> 00:28:09,189 I'm not sure if they will still serve wine at dinner. 200 00:28:09,225 --> 00:28:13,814 Good old Albert... You can say that he jumped the fence, that guy. 201 00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:18,600 Because excuse me, merry companion, ladies! He wasn't picky, when on the feeding- bottle! 202 00:28:18,636 --> 00:28:20,105 Come on. 203 00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:24,308 We laughed a lot, both of us, 15 years ago. 204 00:28:24,345 --> 00:28:26,980 - Ah, because you were part of it? - Yes, and we went all the way. 205 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,605 Then one day, snap, Not a single drop. Abstinence! 206 00:28:30,641 --> 00:28:35,580 Since that day, he's not the same anymore, and it seems that all of his evil came out. 207 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,605 What do you call evil? 208 00:28:37,641 --> 00:28:41,808 Uncommunicative, arrogant. He thinks himself better than us. 209 00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:45,210 - An air of superiority. - But he was always like that. 210 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:48,849 Didn't he serve in China? Wants to be different! 211 00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:50,771 Like his reading... 212 00:28:50,808 --> 00:28:55,265 Did he just read the papers, like we do? Forget it! 213 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,978 He read books! By the yards. 214 00:28:58,150 --> 00:29:01,973 Do you recall he drove us mad with... 215 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:05,556 Wait... The fat guy with the name of a fizzy drink... 216 00:29:05,593 --> 00:29:09,437 - Apollinarès? - Apollinaris! 217 00:29:09,472 --> 00:29:12,645 He was always crazy. But at least he talked to you. 218 00:29:12,681 --> 00:29:16,556 Only after he quit boozing, did he become silent and sly. 219 00:29:16,593 --> 00:29:18,686 You try to find out what he really thinks. 220 00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:23,980 They say that he had all kinds of diseases. 221 00:29:23,134 --> 00:29:26,686 I'd understand, if he had cancer or cirrhosis of the liver. 222 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:31,139 Fine! I would respect that! But he should just tell us! 223 00:29:31,176 --> 00:29:33,847 Must be Madrid. 224 00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:36,978 - Hello? - Number 14 in Tigreville? 225 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,514 Yes. Stay on the line. Madrid for you. 226 00:29:49,471 --> 00:29:52,868 - Hello, hotel Mora? - Yes sir, you want? 227 00:29:52,905 --> 00:29:56,222 - Mlle Claire Prévost. - One second, I'll put her through. 228 00:29:59,347 --> 00:30:03,478 Hello? Hello? Who is this? 229 00:30:03,515 --> 00:30:07,765 Hello? Answer please! Who's talking? 230 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:34,550 What's he doing over there. 231 00:30:34,222 --> 00:30:37,556 Looking for something you won't find here anymore. 232 00:30:37,593 --> 00:30:39,478 Do you regret? 233 00:30:39,514 --> 00:30:44,348 Why do you want me to regret? I still have my candy. 234 00:30:57,970 --> 00:30:59,140 Albert. 235 00:31:01,806 --> 00:31:05,264 Come over here and go to sleep. 236 00:31:18,346 --> 00:31:23,960 Hitler! The only problem I had with him, was his moustache. 237 00:31:24,804 --> 00:31:26,518 Another bottle! 238 00:31:26,554 --> 00:31:30,226 Tell us what you did under Nazi occupation. 239 00:31:30,262 --> 00:31:34,658 I wrote to the Kommandantur, I denounced all wrongdoers. 240 00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:39,550 Listen, I've denounced you, more than 10 times for black-marketing. 241 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,602 Well, the Germans never believed me. 242 00:31:41,847 --> 00:31:45,430 We told you, she is something special. 243 00:31:45,466 --> 00:31:47,977 Monsieur, cheers! 244 00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:50,784 This round'll bring you luck! 245 00:31:51,341 --> 00:31:53,977 First time you come to Tigreville ? Won't be the last, I tell you. 246 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:57,221 We have 20.000 Parisians over here every summer. 247 00:31:57,258 --> 00:31:58,727 That's true! 248 00:31:58,763 --> 00:32:02,346 Best air, even better than Berck! 249 00:32:02,383 --> 00:32:05,555 They call us the California of Normandy. 250 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,513 Messieurs, to Tigreville! 251 00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:09,351 To Tigreville! 252 00:32:09,388 --> 00:32:12,971 Messieurs, this welcome sweeps me off my feet. 253 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,320 That should not eclipse my judgement. 254 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,190 I dare say, that I made many voyages. 255 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,742 So I speak with authority when I say... 256 00:32:22,778 --> 00:32:26,429 Your little place is a dump! Shouldn't be allowed! 257 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,971 And it has a shitty weather! 258 00:32:29,263 --> 00:32:32,893 - I suppose you're kidding? - Not at all. 259 00:32:32,929 --> 00:32:36,512 You know how many sunny days we had in July? Seventeen! 260 00:32:36,549 --> 00:32:38,143 You call that Sun? My ass! 261 00:32:38,179 --> 00:32:44,637 You can't know, what the sun is like. You never saw it before! 262 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,432 Now that's what I call ''Sun''! 263 00:33:44,469 --> 00:33:48,520 Ah, but I don't want to see empty glasses. 264 00:33:50,106 --> 00:33:52,150 Quiet! 265 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,474 - Maybe he is armed! - The gentleman pays! 266 00:33:55,510 --> 00:33:59,843 My party will arrive next, gypsies! Treat them like myself. 267 00:33:59,927 --> 00:34:04,592 I'll treat you toa kick in the butt! 268 00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:08,972 Get back, you Eskimos! I'll go by myself. 269 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:13,468 The matador always walks alone. The greater he is, the lonelier. 270 00:34:13,505 --> 00:34:18,510 I leave you with your icefields, your igloos and your penguins 271 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:23,364 Por favor, senora, at what time the train leaves for Madrid? 272 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,719 In 5 minutes. Hurry, or you will miss it. 273 00:34:27,755 --> 00:34:30,136 Get out! Before I get mad! 274 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,974 Go help him cross the street. 275 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:01,532 The Picon bière is treacherous. My father died of it. 276 00:35:09,761 --> 00:35:13,100 I bumped intoa seal trap. 277 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:16,520 Shit happens. Lean on my shoulder. 278 00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:23,718 You have a nice- looking face. 279 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,223 - We're at the station? - Yes. 280 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,426 - You want a platform ticket? - No, it's not worth it. 281 00:35:29,775 --> 00:35:31,864 OK. Ciao! 282 00:35:32,937 --> 00:35:34,258 Have a good trip! 283 00:35:38,424 --> 00:35:40,989 That's him, coming back. 284 00:35:47,343 --> 00:35:49,905 I told you so! 285 00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:51,968 Oh shit... 286 00:36:12,197 --> 00:36:15,900 Hi, dad! 287 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,431 What's wrong with you? 288 00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:27,675 I must have stepped off a moving train. 289 00:36:27,712 --> 00:36:30,884 It looks like you did. Go! Stand fast. 290 00:36:30,967 --> 00:36:35,134 Take care...Go. 291 00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:38,842 My old dad... I'm so glad to have you. 292 00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:42,180 - Can I call you dad? - Yes, go ahead. 293 00:36:42,217 --> 00:36:46,383 We'll drink a little, the two of us and tell nobody. 294 00:36:46,467 --> 00:36:48,680 Thanks, but I don't drink. 295 00:36:48,717 --> 00:36:52,342 La senora maybe should like to bring a toast to... 296 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:56,800 La senora, above all, wants to sleep. 297 00:36:57,425 --> 00:37:00,555 Let's go. 298 00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:04,634 Come with me to the Prado. You been there? 299 00:37:04,671 --> 00:37:07,980 A garden, with a museum. 300 00:37:07,134 --> 00:37:10,723 Not something to wake me up for in the middle of the night. 301 00:37:10,759 --> 00:37:15,500 Claire and me went there all the time, we bought two tickets... 302 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,763 ...and we had enough dreams for a hundred years. 303 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,500 Do you also know Claire, maybe? 304 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:22,513 It's your girlfriend? 305 00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:25,840 She is. A girlfriend who ran away. 306 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,555 That's not nice. That's bad. 307 00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:31,964 You can't refuse to drink with a guy who lost his girlfriend. 308 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,590 I told you already. I don't drink. Lie down. 309 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:40,530 - Now will you go to sleep? - No! 310 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:44,464 Better idea: I'm going to order two Jerez sherry. 311 00:37:51,755 --> 00:37:53,846 What's going on this time?! 312 00:37:53,987 --> 00:37:58,486 - Who's ringing? - Nobody, Go back to sleep! 313 00:38:00,674 --> 00:38:05,299 - I'm going to invite the landlady. - She sleeps. Everybody sleeps. 314 00:38:05,335 --> 00:38:07,596 The good old days are gone. 315 00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:10,757 We never went to sleep that early in Madrid. 316 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,700 Will she come, to see my first bullfight in those monumental arena's? 317 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,971 I will inform her of your invitation. 318 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:22,174 There will be many people. Luis Miguel always get's a crowd. 319 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:26,192 Since a long time I dream of a triumph in Madrid. 320 00:38:26,229 --> 00:38:30,175 The audience will be hard to please, especially after Miguelito. 321 00:38:30,713 --> 00:38:33,630 I'll have to take high risks. 322 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,305 I hope everything will go right. 323 00:38:36,338 --> 00:38:39,463 I'll wear my white suit, same as the first time. 324 00:38:39,503 --> 00:38:41,755 Do you remember that bullfight in Toledo? 325 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:47,400 A cold wind, dreadful audience and a bull that refused to die. 326 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:51,179 Now, I have pierced more than a hundred. The greatest matador from France! 327 00:38:51,216 --> 00:38:55,910 Gabriel Fouquet! Even greater than Pierre Schull! 328 00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:56,358 Yo soy unico! 329 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,257 - Did I grab your attention, dad? - Maybe. 330 00:39:16,294 --> 00:39:18,320 How did it touch you? 331 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,507 Was it the matador? The bull? 332 00:39:20,544 --> 00:39:21,929 Or Spain? 333 00:39:21,962 --> 00:39:25,504 The journey. The way you travel. 334 00:39:25,535 --> 00:39:29,670 Ah, that... It's a secret. 335 00:39:29,693 --> 00:39:34,150 Oh lahlah... This mean of transport, I know it well. I rode it before. 336 00:39:34,181 --> 00:39:38,400 And it wasn't a suburban train, believe me! 337 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:42,861 Mr. Fouquet, I too was drinking once, and it sent me a little farther than Spain. 338 00:39:42,899 --> 00:39:46,423 The Yangtse- kiang, You ever heard of it? 339 00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:49,923 That's a huge thing, to fit into a single room. 340 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,345 Sure. Two Jerez then? 341 00:39:51,628 --> 00:39:55,423 I don't drink anymore. I munch candy. 342 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:58,220 And? Does it bring you far away? 343 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,637 Always to China, but it's not the same place anymore. 344 00:40:01,673 --> 00:40:05,178 Now it's more like a Chinese Antique shop. 345 00:40:05,215 --> 00:40:09,253 And no way to sail down the whole Yangtse-kiang in one night anymore. 346 00:40:09,288 --> 00:40:13,798 Some stretches here and there, but not every night. 347 00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:16,506 The candies... they clog the river. 348 00:40:16,543 --> 00:40:17,970 Goodnight. 349 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,470 - Dad! - Yes? 350 00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,881 I believe I bloody missed my train for Madrid. 351 00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:26,506 The man, who has dreams in his head, like yours... 352 00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:30,190 ...won't fret over a missed train. 353 00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:33,839 You know what you remind me of? 354 00:40:33,876 --> 00:40:36,344 Of one of these lost monkeys... 355 00:40:36,381 --> 00:40:40,881 ...like one comes across in the East, when it starts getting cold. 356 00:40:59,297 --> 00:41:02,470 And what happened to him? 357 00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:04,461 Nothing, he drank one too many. 358 00:41:04,497 --> 00:41:07,794 What did you talk about? 359 00:41:08,651 --> 00:41:12,255 About monkeys. Monkeys and monkeying about. 360 00:41:12,547 --> 00:41:14,839 OK. 361 00:41:57,628 --> 00:42:01,463 Albert! Look at my daurades! 362 00:42:05,754 --> 00:42:08,718 Hi. Your red mullets, are they any good? 363 00:42:08,754 --> 00:42:13,210 They're reserved. I'm also reserved: Thanks for last night! 364 00:42:13,249 --> 00:42:14,801 What about it? 365 00:42:14,838 --> 00:42:18,834 Your client, your Spaniard: 12 broken glasses and you don't know? 366 00:42:18,845 --> 00:42:21,543 I forbade you to talk to me. That's 15 years ago! 367 00:42:21,553 --> 00:42:24,668 If you don't want him to drink, don't serve him! 368 00:42:24,956 --> 00:42:28,312 Already enough drunks around here... 369 00:42:28,349 --> 00:42:31,670 ...you don't have to bring them in from Paris! 370 00:42:31,706 --> 00:42:33,293 A drunk? 371 00:42:33,324 --> 00:42:37,879 I think so! Even Bardasse, with his 15 pastis a day was impressed. 372 00:42:37,915 --> 00:42:41,712 You muddle up my Spaniard, and your low-life lush... 373 00:42:41,796 --> 00:42:44,670 'The Grand Dukes' and 'the guys that drink without thirst' ? 374 00:42:44,707 --> 00:42:45,967 The Grand Dukes? 375 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,450 Yes, monsieur. The Real Princes of Boozeland, Lords! 376 00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:53,384 Once you drank with them! But you are a petty drinker! 377 00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:57,212 The Lords, they leave you to your foul deeds, you and your clients! 378 00:42:57,248 --> 00:43:01,125 The Lords will beat you with 100.000 glasses. They drink with the angels! 379 00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:05,295 We guzzle by the gallons, but we don't behave like God the Father. 380 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:08,870 That's exactly what I hold against you. 381 00:43:08,123 --> 00:43:12,384 You're miserable drinkers... you don't deserve to drink. 382 00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:17,212 The Spaniard drinks to forget... To forget about peasants like you! 383 00:43:17,248 --> 00:43:19,717 How much for the whole bunch? 384 00:43:19,753 --> 00:43:23,300 - 300 francs by the kilo. - I reserved half. 385 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,425 I'll take it all. 386 00:43:24,461 --> 00:43:28,210 - Impossible to reason with you. - You're too big an asshole. 387 00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:54,335 Ah, at last. 388 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:10,850 Monsieur. 389 00:44:10,376 --> 00:44:15,293 Oh, no! Bring me a Vichy water. 390 00:44:16,168 --> 00:44:20,418 Hey, what's the talk in the house? 391 00:44:20,454 --> 00:44:22,756 - About what? - Last night. 392 00:44:22,793 --> 00:44:26,876 Mr. Quentin never talks about that. For him, yesterday has gone. 393 00:44:26,913 --> 00:44:30,960 And today is the present. He's a man of reason. 394 00:44:30,997 --> 00:44:34,127 OK, I'll come down. 395 00:44:43,207 --> 00:44:45,695 You're out of your mind, what do we need all that for? 396 00:44:45,731 --> 00:44:49,640 No idea, but I won't let Mr. Esnault fuck me over. 397 00:44:50,497 --> 00:44:52,799 That guy, did he wake up? 398 00:44:53,877 --> 00:44:56,335 Do you need something Mr. Fouquet? 399 00:44:58,142 --> 00:45:02,336 - About last night... - What? 400 00:45:02,628 --> 00:45:05,835 - Was I too much of a pain in the ass? - No, not too much. 401 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:09,133 So much the better. We babbled a lot. 402 00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:12,440 I always forget proper names, but I remember one from yesterday... 403 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:15,633 The Yangtse-kiang. 404 00:45:15,664 --> 00:45:18,737 I can always remember complex words like... 405 00:45:18,773 --> 00:45:22,686 'Anticonstitutional', 'dictation of Mérimée' or the names of the Pharaohs of Egypt. 406 00:45:22,726 --> 00:45:24,757 I'll add the word: 'Yangtse-kiang' to those! 407 00:45:24,873 --> 00:45:29,258 There are some hours to chat and some hours to work. 408 00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:33,502 Me and the hours you know... So I didn't bug you? 409 00:45:33,710 --> 00:45:37,960 Don't worry, to bug me, you've to wake up early... 410 00:45:37,992 --> 00:45:40,498 ...or to go to bed much later! 411 00:46:13,585 --> 00:46:17,376 Well, Mme. Quentin, spying on the amiable clientele? 412 00:46:17,413 --> 00:46:21,478 You see, murderers like me always read the papers. 413 00:46:21,515 --> 00:46:24,883 If you're wanted, you better stay informed. 414 00:46:24,919 --> 00:46:28,586 All these composite photos! I have to change face every day. 415 00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:32,580 Yesterday, the face of the man who drinks, but tomorrow? 416 00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:35,919 I see that you like to make jokes. 417 00:46:37,981 --> 00:46:41,200 Would it bother you, if I walked a bit with you? 418 00:46:41,210 --> 00:46:43,700 Please do. 419 00:46:43,252 --> 00:46:47,200 Mr. Fouquet, do you plan to stay long with us? 420 00:46:47,335 --> 00:46:52,200 - My question may surprise you... - Your husband already asked this. 421 00:46:52,252 --> 00:46:55,497 - What did you answer? - That I didn't know. 422 00:46:56,189 --> 00:47:00,850 You see, if you would stay for two or three days... 423 00:47:00,122 --> 00:47:02,590 I wouldn't say this... 424 00:47:02,627 --> 00:47:06,430 ...but if you plan to stay longer... 425 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,877 How can I explain this? 426 00:47:08,252 --> 00:47:11,752 Last night, Albert told you about the Yangtse-kiang. 427 00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:15,418 He shouldn't, it's bad for him. 428 00:47:19,835 --> 00:47:22,793 You must think I'm crazy. 429 00:47:22,830 --> 00:47:25,705 I shouldn't say it like this... 430 00:47:25,741 --> 00:47:30,168 Mr. Fouquet: We have a happy marriage, leave us alone? 431 00:47:30,204 --> 00:47:32,996 - Is that the hard way? - Yes. 432 00:47:39,246 --> 00:47:42,579 I hope you'll understand. Albert became an ideal husband. 433 00:47:42,616 --> 00:47:45,668 I'm afraid that you will revive his taste for travelling. 434 00:47:45,808 --> 00:47:48,621 He could think that you are going to China, without him. 435 00:47:48,664 --> 00:47:50,299 To Spain, madame. 436 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:53,169 - Excuse me? - For me, it's Spain. 437 00:47:53,622 --> 00:47:56,330 See, now you can sleep in peace. 438 00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:59,871 Of course, if it is Spain... 439 00:48:02,996 --> 00:48:07,162 I don't want to be indiscreet, but why did you come to Tigreville? 440 00:48:07,199 --> 00:48:09,714 For a rest? For business? 441 00:48:09,751 --> 00:48:13,412 To buy something. You know a clothes shop? 442 00:48:13,454 --> 00:48:16,856 - For a man or a woman? - For a little girl. 443 00:48:17,413 --> 00:48:19,882 You could go to Landru. 444 00:48:19,918 --> 00:48:23,397 They call him like that, because ofhis beard and his two dead wives. 445 00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:26,433 Go along the beach. Take the first street. 446 00:48:26,455 --> 00:48:29,558 - It's called 'Au Chic parisien'. - Thanks. 447 00:49:02,328 --> 00:49:04,360 Blanchette... 448 00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:08,387 Is anybody there? 449 00:49:08,752 --> 00:49:12,271 My Blanchette, you are naughty! 450 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,604 You escaped? That's not nice! 451 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:18,411 Rejoin your friends. 452 00:49:18,953 --> 00:49:21,171 Did you want something? 453 00:49:22,369 --> 00:49:26,411 I'm looking for a warm sweater for a little girl. 454 00:49:26,744 --> 00:49:28,619 Little girl? 455 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:35,916 It's been quite some time I don't sell little girls clothing anymore. 456 00:49:35,952 --> 00:49:38,489 - How old? - She's ten. 457 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,536 - Large or small for her age? - I would say small. 458 00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:44,452 You do not say that to please me? 459 00:49:46,991 --> 00:49:50,806 Because maybe I have what you're looking for. 460 00:49:59,290 --> 00:50:02,894 Dear Monsieur, we have been waiting for you for 30 years! 461 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,452 We? 462 00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:06,119 It and me. 463 00:50:07,969 --> 00:50:10,581 Look at that. 464 00:50:12,789 --> 00:50:15,539 Still I'm afraid it's a bit too large. 465 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:19,350 I knew you would say that. Everybody always thinks that. 466 00:50:19,139 --> 00:50:21,743 You don't know Queensland wool? 467 00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:23,931 - I don't, but I know my daughter. - Listen. 468 00:50:24,310 --> 00:50:28,102 This sweater is not too large. Impossible. 469 00:50:28,451 --> 00:50:33,768 Why? Because this was specially made for a dwarf. 470 00:50:33,826 --> 00:50:37,970 Puppy Schneider! That name probably doesn't ring a bell? 471 00:50:37,139 --> 00:50:39,564 - Don't think so. - You're too young. 472 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:44,851 Puppy Schneider! She was famous in the twenties. 473 00:50:44,904 --> 00:50:50,164 An American millionaire saw her in a circus and fell in love at once. 474 00:50:50,419 --> 00:50:53,252 Large men always like small women. 475 00:50:54,414 --> 00:50:58,514 That man ordered the sweater made from a design by Van Dongen. 476 00:50:58,550 --> 00:51:01,440 Then: The Wall Street Crash of 1929. 477 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,164 The millionaire killed himself. 478 00:51:03,201 --> 00:51:06,743 Puppy returned to the circus, and the sweater stayed here. 479 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:11,430 I will tell you this: I don't sell commonplace goods. 480 00:51:11,467 --> 00:51:14,263 Puppy Schneider didn't wear this? 481 00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,716 I swear. 482 00:51:15,788 --> 00:51:18,201 Do you have other things a bit antiquated? 483 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:21,794 Sublime things. 484 00:51:22,576 --> 00:51:25,284 So try to guess, what it is, you're sitting on. 485 00:51:25,596 --> 00:51:26,951 Don't get scared! 486 00:51:29,705 --> 00:51:33,888 Smart cat! Another order for Puppy's birthday. 487 00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:37,263 One can light up a whole city with that. 488 00:51:37,315 --> 00:51:39,751 Dear monsieur, it was a pleasure. 489 00:51:39,788 --> 00:51:43,413 If one day, you would need something, whatever... 490 00:51:43,449 --> 00:51:45,805 I really mean whatever... 491 00:51:45,846 --> 00:51:49,340 I wouldn't be as foolish as to go elsewhere. 492 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:51,325 Send the bill to hotel Stella. 493 00:51:51,357 --> 00:51:55,179 - No hurry. Dear monsieur, it was a pleasure. 494 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:05,908 You already close the store? 495 00:52:05,954 --> 00:52:08,960 You told me I should bring the bill. 496 00:52:08,137 --> 00:52:11,329 I made a promise, now I'm fulfilling it. 497 00:52:47,954 --> 00:52:51,646 Gabriel! What a surprise! 498 00:52:51,688 --> 00:52:54,605 Why are you bumming around on our borders? 499 00:52:54,918 --> 00:52:56,845 Do we know each other? 500 00:52:56,986 --> 00:53:00,491 Good heavens, you're even tighter than I thought. 501 00:53:00,522 --> 00:53:04,578 - I put you on the train. - Ah, last night... 502 00:53:05,282 --> 00:53:09,137 Could you be so kind as to give this package to... 503 00:53:09,178 --> 00:53:14,320 Oh no, I would get in trouble. Go and report yourself over there. 504 00:53:15,121 --> 00:53:19,496 Concerning the train incident. Can I count on your discretion? 505 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:24,454 No, You won't get away that easy, You'll pay for a round this evening. 506 00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:29,160 Monsieur, the servants are not allowed to accept a tip! 507 00:53:29,530 --> 00:53:30,490 How can I help you? 508 00:53:30,662 --> 00:53:33,407 Please, give this to little Marie Fouquet. 509 00:53:33,443 --> 00:53:35,890 Follow me to the parlour. 510 00:53:42,365 --> 00:53:43,849 Come in. 511 00:53:46,323 --> 00:53:49,320 We're very pleased by your visit. 512 00:53:49,790 --> 00:53:52,157 We were afraid, that the child was completely forgotten. 513 00:53:52,198 --> 00:53:58,198 May I? We check all parcels. A symbolic verification, of course. 514 00:54:01,110 --> 00:54:05,177 Marie is lucky, with a young father like you. 515 00:54:05,219 --> 00:54:09,656 Yes, but I'm not her father, I'm a distant cousin. 516 00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:12,615 Ah, I'm going to look for her anyway. 517 00:54:12,662 --> 00:54:16,807 - No! I don't want to disturb her. - But this is such a special occasion. 518 00:54:23,453 --> 00:54:25,453 It's Mme. La directrice. 519 00:54:25,489 --> 00:54:27,453 I didn't know she was English. 520 00:54:27,745 --> 00:54:31,410 She's not, she's only faking. 521 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,828 Ten years ago she decided to speak nothing but English. 522 00:54:36,968 --> 00:54:41,395 Just to make an impression on the children's parents. 523 00:54:41,531 --> 00:54:45,281 I had to learn it too, there was no other way. 524 00:54:45,322 --> 00:54:47,885 The questions were in English. The answers in French. 525 00:54:47,927 --> 00:54:52,520 - That's what destroyed Jeanne d'Arc. - You must be right. 526 00:54:52,285 --> 00:54:57,118 For ten years I nursed Gal Marvier, hero of Bec d'Ambès... 527 00:54:57,155 --> 00:55:00,873 And I closed the eyes of a senator- mayor of the Côte- d'Or. 528 00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:05,760 My devotion made it possible for Magda Golovina to get back on stage. 529 00:55:05,113 --> 00:55:09,239 Never my hardships were so extreme as with Mme. Victoria. 530 00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:25,905 Please wait for a couple of minutes. 531 00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:22,592 This year the Bordeaux was very popular. 532 00:56:22,644 --> 00:56:24,497 Remind me to call Courtine. 533 00:56:25,888 --> 00:56:30,200 Albert, I hope you don't blame me... 534 00:56:30,236 --> 00:56:33,330 ...but we live together for a long time now... 535 00:56:33,367 --> 00:56:38,575 ...and at last you know certain things, by intuition. 536 00:56:38,611 --> 00:56:41,788 What? 537 00:56:41,825 --> 00:56:45,372 Nothing clear, it's only a notion. 538 00:56:45,408 --> 00:56:49,262 The last 4 days, it seems you have changed. 539 00:56:49,445 --> 00:56:55,800 - Since Mr. Fouquet arrived you... - Ah, now it all becomes clear. 540 00:56:56,595 --> 00:57:01,112 My dear Suzanne, you just made your first mistake. 541 00:57:01,169 --> 00:57:05,383 There're women who confess that they have been unfaithful... 542 00:57:05,419 --> 00:57:09,549 ...but you just confessed to me that you mistrusted me for 15 years. 543 00:57:09,862 --> 00:57:13,403 Well, may be you're right: 'He who drank, will drink again!' 544 00:57:13,445 --> 00:57:15,330 That's a proverbial truth. 545 00:57:15,983 --> 00:57:18,246 Don't worry, I'm just kidding. 546 00:57:18,283 --> 00:57:22,720 I have a careful wife, work that keeps me busy... 547 00:57:22,768 --> 00:57:25,487 And candy, to take my mind off things... 548 00:57:26,112 --> 00:57:28,664 I'm going to come off the candies as well. 549 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:32,257 Why? If it's not a bad habit... 550 00:57:32,299 --> 00:57:34,341 Good habits don't exist. 551 00:57:34,695 --> 00:57:37,653 A habit is like dying on the spot. 552 00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:42,361 Script for a commercial: Underwear and washing powder. 553 00:57:42,424 --> 00:57:44,445 Ready? 554 00:57:44,549 --> 00:57:48,101 In the scene, Richelieu... Of course, the cardinal. 555 00:57:48,137 --> 00:57:52,465 He listens to a bearded Capuchin monk who whispers in his ear. 556 00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:57,456 An athlete jumps from the wings, dressed in immaculate briefs. 557 00:57:57,492 --> 00:58:01,906 He sends away his advisor and points at the athlete... 558 00:58:01,942 --> 00:58:05,907 ...and declares: 'I thought that my eminence was gray... 559 00:58:05,943 --> 00:58:09,573 ...but his has the whiteness of Persil.' 560 00:58:10,698 --> 00:58:14,444 Yes, we still have to bring in some women, we'll see to that later. 561 00:58:14,861 --> 00:58:19,309 2nd project: Lustucru pasta. Has to be animated. 562 00:58:19,365 --> 00:58:23,298 A cat tries to force his way into a pot of spaghetti. 563 00:58:23,443 --> 00:58:27,152 Appears Father Lustucru, armed with a ladle. Dialogue: 564 00:58:27,189 --> 00:58:32,881 Father Lustucru: 'Down with those paws!' - The cat, with a smile: 565 00:58:32,922 --> 00:58:37,569 'Down with those paws, except for pasta Lustucru.' 566 00:58:37,616 --> 00:58:40,485 I count on you! Make the voice of Lustucru very low... 567 00:58:40,735 --> 00:58:42,777 ...with a lot of reverb.. 568 00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:45,902 That's it, see you. 569 00:59:07,989 --> 00:59:11,943 It's a bit sad to watch a young man, all alone with his soup. 570 00:59:11,989 --> 00:59:15,724 When I invite him, you'll say that I'm plotting something. 571 00:59:15,775 --> 00:59:18,662 Let's not talk about that anymore. Monsieur Fouquet! 572 00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:23,766 No more guests will show up now. Will you join us? 573 00:59:24,526 --> 00:59:27,780 With pleasure, dear madame. 574 00:59:31,614 --> 00:59:35,770 - May I? - Not that wine, you're our guest. 575 00:59:35,114 --> 00:59:38,818 Marie-Jo, lay the table for monsieur Fouquet. 576 00:59:38,859 --> 00:59:42,672 When the devil must be expelled, do you invite him to your table? 577 00:59:42,714 --> 00:59:44,698 I don't know what you mean. 578 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,863 Here, you have to taste this. 579 00:59:52,697 --> 00:59:56,197 My wife will join you. 580 00:59:56,213 --> 00:59:57,776 - Marie-Jo! - Yes, monsieur? 581 00:59:57,838 --> 00:59:59,780 Please, open the bottle. 582 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,150 Either revolution, or paella... 583 01:00:27,213 --> 01:00:30,670 ...in Spain nothing is simple. 584 01:00:31,154 --> 01:00:34,654 A paella without shellfish is like: leg of lamb without garlic... 585 01:00:34,691 --> 01:00:38,713 like a crook without a decoration, that wouldn't please the Lord. 586 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:42,983 When I was in love, I could make great paella. 587 01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:46,217 I hope that my setbacks won't harm my cooking. 588 01:00:48,232 --> 01:00:50,534 Why do you drink? 589 01:00:50,571 --> 01:00:54,250 The question everybody asks, Mr. Principal. 590 01:00:54,770 --> 01:00:57,150 Probably by people, who like you. 591 01:00:57,201 --> 01:00:58,504 Probably. 592 01:00:58,581 --> 01:01:02,571 Claire asked me 3 times a week, she must have adored me. 593 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,710 I thought you were an enemy of questions. 594 01:01:06,107 --> 01:01:08,191 Right, I prefer answers. 595 01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:11,760 That's curious, Claire also. 596 01:01:11,112 --> 01:01:15,278 'Gabriel, you love me? Gabriel, why do you drink? 597 01:01:15,377 --> 01:01:19,250 You think it's smart, to do this to yourself?' 598 01:01:19,191 --> 01:01:22,920 Women dream of putting us inside an empty bottle! 599 01:01:22,967 --> 01:01:26,236 I think they're just scared stiff. 600 01:01:27,254 --> 01:01:29,545 Of what? 601 01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:35,277 I never became nasty, rather affectionate. ...Even grotesque. 602 01:01:35,730 --> 01:01:39,233 - Anyway, I had the charm of the unexpected. - ...Ooh lahlah! 603 01:01:39,285 --> 01:01:43,173 There you're completely wrong. Women like reliable values. 604 01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:47,149 Waiting for one man, and seeing a different one come along, they hate that. 605 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,274 And we must admit that the surprise is rarely pleasant. 606 01:01:50,334 --> 01:01:53,616 Believe me, I've a lot of experience. 607 01:01:53,652 --> 01:01:59,128 With your 36 ways of being drunk, you must have nauseated her. 608 01:01:59,649 --> 01:02:01,320 Could be. 609 01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:04,240 Well consider, it's none of my business. 610 01:02:04,107 --> 01:02:07,824 Maybe I used my right of seniority. 611 01:02:08,690 --> 01:02:11,836 No harm done. I always looked younger than my age. 612 01:02:12,357 --> 01:02:16,280 I have a daughter of 10 years old, though. 613 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,170 Then you must be an idiot. 614 01:02:18,207 --> 01:02:20,241 Now, you get insulting. 615 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:23,923 When one has a child, there're certain limits. 616 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,773 What's her name? 617 01:02:26,278 --> 01:02:30,653 Marie. I came here to pick her up. And then... 618 01:02:30,897 --> 01:02:33,502 She's in a boarding school 'Cours- Dillon'. 619 01:02:35,944 --> 01:02:39,590 Tell me, Mr. Quentin, since we started to be indiscreet... 620 01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:42,548 ...in China, did you smoke opium? 621 01:02:42,585 --> 01:02:44,648 There's nothing indiscreet about it... 622 01:02:44,777 --> 01:02:47,669 Oh yes, I did. In Shanghai, Hong- Kong... 623 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:50,122 Nothing special, it was just daydreaming. 624 01:02:50,221 --> 01:02:54,856 - You don't like dreaming? - It depends on the quality of dreams. 625 01:02:54,893 --> 01:02:58,850 Those were the dreams of a marine commando: 626 01:02:58,147 --> 01:03:01,106 Admiral Guépratte embracing me... 627 01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:04,127 ...or tea with a taste of anisette liqueur. 628 01:03:04,273 --> 01:03:06,240 And now? 629 01:03:06,278 --> 01:03:09,856 Sometimes I dream of smoking, must be the penopause. 630 01:03:10,731 --> 01:03:15,793 There! The children of 'Cours- Dillon'. 631 01:03:19,235 --> 01:03:22,526 Well, I leave you with the family. 632 01:03:25,109 --> 01:03:27,692 The bottle must go! Into the sea. 633 01:03:29,812 --> 01:03:32,360 You see, Mr. Fouquet... 634 01:03:32,443 --> 01:03:36,984 ...one day, you'll end up dreaming that you're drinking. 635 01:03:49,234 --> 01:03:52,504 Marie Fouquet, stop that! Come here immediately! 636 01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:57,430 Watch your manners, go play over here. 637 01:04:02,317 --> 01:04:04,400 Let's go! 638 01:04:07,608 --> 01:04:13,691 Two, three, four, five! I'm coming! 639 01:04:21,313 --> 01:04:23,917 It's forbidden to hide in the bunker! 640 01:04:25,376 --> 01:04:29,438 - What an idiot! - Next time, we'll shake her off. 641 01:04:29,475 --> 01:04:31,730 Let her, That'll teach her. 642 01:04:32,198 --> 01:04:34,594 - Shall we go for it? - And if she's still there? 643 01:04:34,891 --> 01:04:38,396 Then we call her a cheat, and she will start to cry. 644 01:04:47,857 --> 01:04:51,440 They called him the Hustler. 645 01:04:51,476 --> 01:04:54,749 Sly like a fox. 646 01:04:54,786 --> 01:04:58,592 A guy without fear. 647 01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:02,409 He knew all the tricks. 648 01:05:02,446 --> 01:05:06,505 In the evening, on the boulevards... 649 01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:10,491 ...you could see his moll stroll around. 650 01:05:10,527 --> 01:05:14,333 All cried in different keys: 651 01:05:14,370 --> 01:05:18,187 Hey, that's the Hustler's moll! 652 01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:21,729 In those days...- they knew how to write a song! 653 01:05:21,765 --> 01:05:24,229 Mr. Fouquet, your paella was splendid. 654 01:05:24,271 --> 01:05:26,625 The lady who will marry you, will have all the luck. 655 01:05:26,732 --> 01:05:30,791 One can't attract a woman by culinary virtues... 656 01:05:30,828 --> 01:05:32,695 ...nor by other virtues. 657 01:05:32,732 --> 01:05:36,169 I could appreciate an homage served on a platter. 658 01:05:36,206 --> 01:05:38,773 If ever Albert would deign to cook for me... 659 01:05:38,815 --> 01:05:43,133 I would consider that a love song... I've never seen him bake an omelette. 660 01:05:43,604 --> 01:05:46,729 From October 'till April, we're practically alone... 661 01:05:46,763 --> 01:05:51,312 So you could say I'm cooking only to honor you, during this period. 662 01:05:51,476 --> 01:05:53,945 That's right. Beautiful, basically speaking. 663 01:05:53,982 --> 01:05:56,937 Monsieur Fouquet, do you know La Bourboule? 664 01:05:57,145 --> 01:06:00,999 - I don't think so. - That's where I met Albert. 665 01:06:01,765 --> 01:06:04,332 He was on furlough. 666 01:06:04,541 --> 01:06:09,124 He wore a stripe blazer and a straw hat with matching ribbon. 667 01:06:09,183 --> 01:06:11,520 Nice looking guy and he knew it. 668 01:06:11,564 --> 01:06:15,478 The Beguine just came en vogue. You remember Dranem's record? 669 01:06:15,515 --> 01:06:19,647 'This is the Beguine, there's nothing sassier.' 670 01:06:19,683 --> 01:06:22,464 - Suzanne! - There is no harm in it. 671 01:06:22,605 --> 01:06:25,999 July, the mimosa in blossom, you wore ankle boots. 672 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,527 I remember like it was yesterday. 673 01:06:28,563 --> 01:06:32,874 I would have liked an inn in the South, Albert was against. 674 01:06:32,910 --> 01:06:35,582 He wanted to settle here, because of the bad weather. 675 01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:40,582 So we'd have less customers. It's clear, he lured me into this. 676 01:06:40,618 --> 01:06:44,853 Funny, you don't know La Bourboule. A nice guy like you! 677 01:06:45,269 --> 01:06:49,480 See? Booze makes her come to La Bourboule. 678 01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:51,519 Just between friends... If I'd tell you! 679 01:06:51,556 --> 01:06:54,436 Oh please! Mr. Fouquet hasn't any interest in our honeymoon trip! 680 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:58,840 And you don't like a trip? You can't beat Albert. 681 01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:01,813 He knows all the train schedules of Europe by heart. 682 01:07:01,849 --> 01:07:03,422 Stop it! 683 01:07:03,459 --> 01:07:07,420 Albert, be nice, show your schedules to Mr. Fouquet. 684 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,331 - He doesn't care about that. - Yes, he does! 685 01:07:10,368 --> 01:07:13,913 You see! He knows all of them. Even the short rides. 686 01:07:14,157 --> 01:07:17,146 Listen, he has to go to Blangy tomorrow evening. 687 01:07:17,188 --> 01:07:20,477 He already bought the ticket, made a reservation for the hotel. 688 01:07:20,599 --> 01:07:24,268 - Everything! Ain't that something? - I didn't know you'd leave. 689 01:07:24,331 --> 01:07:28,289 For two days. To visit my father's grave. 690 01:07:28,326 --> 01:07:30,894 Will you still be here, when I get back? 691 01:07:30,946 --> 01:07:33,810 Well, have a good trip, Mr. Quentin. 692 01:07:34,263 --> 01:07:38,810 - You leave already? - Yes, going for a walk. 693 01:07:39,432 --> 01:07:44,383 You'll miss this 30 year old Calvados I saved for you. 694 01:07:44,466 --> 01:07:47,560 I don't want to impede you any longer. 695 01:07:47,602 --> 01:07:49,643 You'll leave tomorrow, it'll be a busy day. 696 01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,518 Thanks for this excellent evening. 697 01:07:51,555 --> 01:07:53,291 We kept it simple. 698 01:07:53,328 --> 01:07:55,214 But in a family way. 699 01:07:55,563 --> 01:08:00,105 You offer him calvados, cheers! Fortunately he's wiser than that. 700 01:08:32,353 --> 01:08:35,180 What's got into you? Calvados..! 701 01:08:35,590 --> 01:08:38,999 If you wanted him to get drunk, you couldn't find a better way. 702 01:08:39,348 --> 01:08:44,503 Yes. I would have drank with him. 703 01:08:54,248 --> 01:08:56,685 Albert, you're not serious. 704 01:08:57,450 --> 01:09:00,143 Better you go to bed. 705 01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:02,559 First answer me. 706 01:09:04,664 --> 01:09:07,559 My dear Suzanne, you're a model wife. 707 01:09:07,595 --> 01:09:09,190 You only have good qualities... 708 01:09:09,331 --> 01:09:12,975 ...and you stayed more beautiful, than I could've hoped for. 709 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:18,288 It's pure happiness, conserved under a bell jar... But it pisses me off. 710 01:09:18,324 --> 01:09:19,898 Albert... 711 01:09:19,935 --> 01:09:23,414 You piss me off kindly, affectionately, lovingly... 712 01:09:23,444 --> 01:09:26,517 ...but you piss me off! 713 01:09:28,392 --> 01:09:31,955 I don't have one foot in the grave yet, but soon. 714 01:09:31,992 --> 01:09:35,643 And I realize, that I did not yet get my ration of the unexpected... 715 01:09:35,683 --> 01:09:37,768 ...and I ask for some more. I want more! 716 01:09:38,110 --> 01:09:41,554 The unexpected? What may that be? 717 01:09:41,601 --> 01:09:45,705 Nothing, some alien notion. Let's not talk about it. 718 01:09:45,752 --> 01:09:49,433 When you really miss it, if you think about it too much... 719 01:09:49,464 --> 01:09:53,663 ...you could have a little wine with your meal. Half a glass. 720 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:55,272 Half a glass? 721 01:09:55,308 --> 01:09:58,808 What I miss, is not the wine... 722 01:09:58,845 --> 01:10:01,705 ...it's getting drunk. 723 01:10:04,184 --> 01:10:08,309 Ich hoffe dass es dieses jahr nicht so sehr regnen wird... 724 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:32,220 How are you? Germaine! 725 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,266 - Clear the table. - And the breakfast of Mr. Fouquet? 726 01:10:35,303 --> 01:10:37,349 An aspirin will do. 727 01:10:44,475 --> 01:10:46,620 - Where's Albert? - In the kitchen. 728 01:10:47,433 --> 01:10:51,790 - Your Spaniard is at the crossroads! - Well, ain't that allowed? 729 01:10:51,109 --> 01:10:55,570 If he behaves like that!? It's a catastrophe! 730 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:05,808 You're insane! 731 01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:07,396 Olé! 732 01:11:16,532 --> 01:11:18,599 For Gods sake, you're crazy? 733 01:11:36,349 --> 01:11:38,224 Olé! 734 01:11:49,990 --> 01:11:52,765 You're a sick person! 735 01:11:52,802 --> 01:11:55,150 Olé! 736 01:12:01,349 --> 01:12:02,911 Olé! 737 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:25,349 I'm gonna rip you a whole new asshole! 738 01:12:26,474 --> 01:12:29,160 What's up? 739 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,313 It's a shame... On All Saints day! 740 01:12:31,349 --> 01:12:34,162 Fortunately my chauffeur hit the brakes! 741 01:12:34,245 --> 01:12:35,875 All for the best. Let's forget about it. 742 01:12:35,912 --> 01:12:39,780 We came on a pilgrimage, not for the circus. 743 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,745 Well go, the road is clear! 744 01:12:41,784 --> 01:12:44,333 You're going to stand up for him? 745 01:12:44,370 --> 01:12:47,763 Can't you see he's not his normal self? 746 01:12:48,597 --> 01:12:52,661 Now, when do I get my bull's ears? 747 01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:55,368 Couldn't you take a short intermission? 748 01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:59,303 - Yo soy unico! I'm the best! - Shut up, mate. 749 01:13:01,214 --> 01:13:05,166 Olé, carabineros! Como va ustedes? Howdy! 750 01:13:05,203 --> 01:13:08,953 - What's all this? - This asshole nearly... 751 01:13:08,989 --> 01:13:10,625 ...caused ten accidents! 752 01:13:10,661 --> 01:13:13,890 There was none! Just boozing around, nothing serious. 753 01:13:13,927 --> 01:13:16,598 - Where's he come from? - He's my guest. 754 01:13:16,721 --> 01:13:19,325 - That's not a reference. - You're not from here? 755 01:13:19,638 --> 01:13:23,680 And you sound like a Hick from the Sticks! 756 01:13:23,718 --> 01:13:27,555 The Sticks? I'm from the Aveyron! He must be drunk like a donkey! 757 01:13:27,591 --> 01:13:30,263 Arrest him. We'll check his ID! 758 01:13:32,952 --> 01:13:36,916 My triumphal exit! Finally! 759 01:13:36,952 --> 01:13:41,124 Look at me, you ungrateful audience and pluck out your eyes! 760 01:14:05,909 --> 01:14:10,909 Fouquet Gabriel, born Paris, 18 May 1930. 761 01:14:10,945 --> 01:14:12,414 Address: 762 01:14:12,451 --> 01:14:17,810 14 rue Lincoln, Paris 8th. Profession... 763 01:14:17,117 --> 01:14:21,492 I tell you I am vouching for him, let it go. 764 01:14:21,529 --> 01:14:23,164 Do that for me. 765 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:26,581 Muchas gracias, only, I am an adult... 766 01:14:26,617 --> 01:14:30,367 You're driving us nuts, I don't want to hear any more. 767 01:14:30,404 --> 01:14:34,117 Since we can't say any more, I'll wait for you outside. 768 01:14:34,153 --> 01:14:36,705 That's it, go get some air. 769 01:14:37,992 --> 01:14:42,580 He'll be gone tomorrow, and it will be forgotten. 770 01:14:42,617 --> 01:14:47,408 Alright, but take him home with you, so he won't hang around town. 771 01:14:47,492 --> 01:14:51,658 - Let that be a lesson to him. - Yes, or it means he's incorrigible. 772 01:14:57,283 --> 01:15:00,997 Hello, this is the Tigreville Police. 773 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:05,782 What? A bad traffic jam in Hennequeville? 774 01:15:09,575 --> 01:15:12,575 Well, what's your problem? 775 01:15:13,450 --> 01:15:15,678 I think I'm ashamed. 776 01:15:15,714 --> 01:15:19,867 You shouldn't be ashamed, when you've won such a bullfight. 777 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:24,451 The second vehicle was a tough one, it charged from the left all the time. 778 01:15:24,487 --> 01:15:28,242 English cars always do. Come on. 779 01:15:28,487 --> 01:15:31,969 Where to? I'd like a drink. 780 01:15:32,530 --> 01:15:35,930 Not for thirst, to cheer me up. 781 01:15:35,755 --> 01:15:38,802 OK, but not at Esnault's. 782 01:15:46,367 --> 01:15:48,289 - Tell me. - What? 783 01:15:48,325 --> 01:15:50,241 Just what is your hang out? 784 01:15:50,277 --> 01:15:54,824 Epicures will call it a whore house. Perverts say it's a Chinese restaurant. 785 01:15:54,865 --> 01:15:57,574 - You go there often? - I used to. 786 01:16:05,885 --> 01:16:08,594 For what we expect to do there? 787 01:16:08,630 --> 01:16:11,579 Do we hope for scum or Chinese? 788 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:14,324 We hope it to be closed. 789 01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:24,516 Albert! 790 01:16:25,282 --> 01:16:27,370 Back from the dead! 791 01:16:27,407 --> 01:16:31,320 I am so pleased, may I kiss you? 792 01:16:31,323 --> 01:16:34,329 You may. 793 01:16:34,365 --> 01:16:37,740 - Let me introduce a matador. - Happy to meet you, monsieur. 794 01:16:37,776 --> 01:16:40,885 I can't guarantee he's authentic. 795 01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:49,198 Not authentic here either, but with the Tibetan wind... 796 01:16:49,235 --> 01:16:51,328 ...it creates the illusion. 797 01:16:51,365 --> 01:16:55,781 Some nights, behind this wall, I saw... 798 01:16:55,818 --> 01:16:59,495 Not thought, I saw! I really saw! 799 01:16:59,531 --> 01:17:02,823 A city, trolleys, crowds... 800 01:17:02,859 --> 01:17:05,884 ...some drama... 801 01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:09,536 What may I get for you? 802 01:17:09,573 --> 01:17:12,823 - What do you want? - I will trust you. 803 01:17:13,156 --> 01:17:16,323 You still make your own sake? 804 01:17:16,359 --> 01:17:17,474 Of course. 805 01:17:17,823 --> 01:17:21,509 Ok, two of those. 806 01:17:30,156 --> 01:17:34,281 No reason to worry, but nobody saw Monsieur since this morning. 807 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:38,176 I went to Landru's, to the pastry shop, to Esnault's... 808 01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:41,156 ...they've seen neither hide nor hair of him. 809 01:17:41,194 --> 01:17:43,989 If he had an accident, we would know. 810 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:46,885 - Of course, we'd know. 811 01:17:51,614 --> 01:17:54,114 What should I do with Mrs. suitcase? 812 01:17:54,150 --> 01:17:56,370 You can bring it back up. 813 01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,662 - Mr. Fouquet has not eaten? - No. 814 01:17:58,698 --> 01:18:02,654 - Perhaps they are together. - Yes, perhaps. 815 01:18:10,197 --> 01:18:12,494 To Admiral Guépratte! 816 01:18:12,530 --> 01:18:15,613 To El Gallo, The Great Bald One! 817 01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:20,488 To the glory of the marine marksmen of the Far East! 818 01:18:20,525 --> 01:18:24,280 To Manolete, killed in Linares by the bull Islero. 819 01:18:24,316 --> 01:18:25,779 And that one... 820 01:18:25,815 --> 01:18:29,905 To my buddy Gédéon, fallen in the booby trap of Long Son. 821 01:18:29,941 --> 01:18:33,493 To Joselito, the greatest of all! 822 01:18:33,530 --> 01:18:37,113 Keep it up, You're going to get drunk. 823 01:18:37,150 --> 01:18:40,696 We're on duty, it's the right thing to do. 824 01:18:41,358 --> 01:18:43,202 What are you looking for? 825 01:18:43,238 --> 01:18:46,988 Claire, she was supposed to meet me at the bullring exit. 826 01:18:47,238 --> 01:18:50,326 If you drank faster, she'd already be here. 827 01:18:50,363 --> 01:18:54,216 One thing leads to another, it's always like that, 828 01:18:54,253 --> 01:18:56,195 Coincidence doesn't exist. 829 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,201 Ok, back to the station. 830 01:18:58,238 --> 01:19:02,447 - Claire and I have invited you. - Watch out, new recruits. 831 01:19:02,484 --> 01:19:05,202 I cashed in an old I.O.U . 832 01:19:05,239 --> 01:19:08,161 They paid you with a train ticket? 833 01:19:08,405 --> 01:19:12,821 Here, I give you the 'go to' and I keep the 'return'. 834 01:19:12,857 --> 01:19:15,326 - Do the same. - I can't. 835 01:19:15,362 --> 01:19:18,174 - You don't trust me? - I don't have a ticket. 836 01:19:18,217 --> 01:19:22,717 That's not right, you should alwayshave a ticket. Because you never know... 837 01:19:22,753 --> 01:19:26,696 I've spent my life making round- trips. 838 01:19:26,732 --> 01:19:29,340 They call that unsettled. 839 01:19:29,710 --> 01:19:34,290 We're talking too much. We're getting dehydrated, come on. 840 01:19:34,487 --> 01:19:36,737 Good night, nice trip home. 841 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:41,900 Madame, I was charmed. Positively charmed. 842 01:19:50,779 --> 01:19:54,945 China nights, nights of love... 843 01:19:55,966 --> 01:19:58,763 Fuck! It's night time! 844 01:19:59,299 --> 01:20:03,910 That's normal, it's the change of latitude. Let's go! 845 01:20:03,857 --> 01:20:10,612 CHINA NIGHTS, ROMANTIC NIGHTS, NIGHTS OF LOVE 846 01:20:10,862 --> 01:20:17,367 INTOXICATING NIGHTS OF TENDERNESS 847 01:20:17,403 --> 01:20:22,445 LA, LA, LA... TIL THE BREAK OF DAY 848 01:20:22,481 --> 01:20:26,861 CHINA NIGHTS, NIGHTS... 849 01:20:26,898 --> 01:20:28,533 Nights of love. 850 01:20:28,570 --> 01:20:30,491 Getting tired? 851 01:20:30,528 --> 01:20:34,820 I think that native maybe gave me some poison. 852 01:20:35,169 --> 01:20:39,750 I think you're out of practice. We can go home if you like. 853 01:20:39,111 --> 01:20:43,944 Look, kiddo, just because you thrust your sword at 2 or 3 cars... 854 01:20:43,981 --> 01:20:46,750 I haven't done my share yet! 855 01:20:46,111 --> 01:20:49,280 We'll show them what an old dude and a youngster can do. 856 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,986 - Who? - The creeps! Come on. 857 01:20:52,220 --> 01:20:54,116 CHINA NIGHTS, 858 01:20:54,153 --> 01:21:01,236 ROMANTIC NIGHTS, NIGHTS OF LOVE 859 01:21:01,272 --> 01:21:05,712 NIGHTS OF INTOXICATING, 860 01:21:05,748 --> 01:21:10,116 TENDERNESS 861 01:21:10,152 --> 01:21:17,651 WHEN WE MAKE LOVE TIL THE BREAK OF DAY 862 01:21:17,688 --> 01:21:22,375 CHINA NIGHTS, ROMANTIC NIGHTS... 863 01:21:33,855 --> 01:21:37,115 Two calvas! 864 01:21:38,819 --> 01:21:41,157 Welcome, Albert. 865 01:21:41,193 --> 01:21:45,157 I always figured: We'll see him again someday. 866 01:21:45,193 --> 01:21:49,777 There you are, like the good old days. I feel as I am 20 years younger 867 01:21:49,813 --> 01:21:51,235 Que qui? 868 01:21:51,277 --> 01:21:54,152 Don't start again with your Spanish crap! 869 01:21:55,568 --> 01:22:00,443 If stupidity isn't reimbursed by Social Security... 870 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,128 ...you'll end up as poor as a church mouse. 871 01:22:03,164 --> 01:22:05,427 I'll show you a punch in the mouth! 872 01:22:05,464 --> 01:22:08,943 Don't be so disrespectful to my steersman! 873 01:22:08,980 --> 01:22:11,610 You're not from the same family. 874 01:22:11,646 --> 01:22:13,823 If you have come... 875 01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:18,260 ...to give me orders, I will kick you out from here. 876 01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:25,671 That's just a warning shot. 877 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:28,615 Leave it to me! 878 01:22:28,651 --> 01:22:31,401 Leave, or I am calling the police! 879 01:22:31,437 --> 01:22:34,120 They shouldn't have released them! 880 01:22:34,490 --> 01:22:36,746 Leave them be, they're drunk. 881 01:22:36,787 --> 01:22:40,310 Yes, gentlemen, full to the brim! 882 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,859 You've been waiting a long time for this, eh? Well here it is! 883 01:22:43,896 --> 01:22:47,275 There you go, you can gossip all winter long! 884 01:22:49,316 --> 01:22:53,905 Albert, I get sore eyes, just from the sight of them, let's go. 885 01:22:54,450 --> 01:22:58,317 You're right, we've nothing to do with ordinary Frenchmen. 886 01:22:58,354 --> 01:23:00,802 But the calva's, who'll pay for them?! 887 01:23:00,843 --> 01:23:03,317 Speak to the management, we pay no more... 888 01:23:03,609 --> 01:23:06,442 ...we know no more, we salute no more. 889 01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:08,525 We scorn. 890 01:23:13,505 --> 01:23:15,670 Oh my God! 891 01:23:23,691 --> 01:23:25,155 Albert. 892 01:23:25,197 --> 01:23:27,967 - What? - Your wife won't be pleased. 893 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:31,451 - No talk of women while on patrol. - Alright. 894 01:23:31,483 --> 01:23:36,720 The wind is getting cooler. Have a place to anchor? 895 01:23:36,421 --> 01:23:40,587 Blangy, in the Somme. You must meet my father. 896 01:23:42,395 --> 01:23:45,430 - Albert... - Now what? 897 01:23:45,790 --> 01:23:47,655 Blangy, I can't go there. 898 01:23:47,691 --> 01:23:51,816 You'll be taken as a deserter. Do you know where that leads? 899 01:23:51,972 --> 01:23:56,233 I can't leave here, Not alone, do you understand? 900 01:23:56,269 --> 01:23:59,290 - I have a mission. - A mission? 901 01:23:59,650 --> 01:24:02,565 Now you're talking my language. What's it about? 902 01:24:02,602 --> 01:24:04,164 Shh. 903 01:24:06,690 --> 01:24:09,650 I mentioned my daughter? 904 01:24:09,102 --> 01:24:11,398 - Little Marie? - Yes. 905 01:24:11,565 --> 01:24:16,860 Well, she's unhappy. I've got to take her away with me. 906 01:24:16,122 --> 01:24:18,153 Ok, let's get going. 907 01:24:18,190 --> 01:24:22,565 And here, as every night, is a broadcast from Jean- Michel Audiard, 908 01:24:22,601 --> 01:24:24,445 We're dancing here! 909 01:24:24,482 --> 01:24:27,778 Albert, I can't go there like this. 910 01:24:27,815 --> 01:24:31,606 You can't, you can't! What the heck are you saying?! 911 01:24:55,189 --> 01:24:58,523 Will you shut up, please?! 912 01:25:00,877 --> 01:25:05,430 It's a terrible thing, to get into such a state! 913 01:25:25,856 --> 01:25:27,777 At first sight... 914 01:25:27,814 --> 01:25:30,430 ...the defense looks rather weak. 915 01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:34,210 No need for a flanking maneuver, we'll take them by force. 916 01:25:34,855 --> 01:25:39,105 It's not up to you, to take command. It's my daughter.... 917 01:25:39,267 --> 01:25:45,647 OK. OK. 918 01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:50,251 Hey, you're fatter than you look! 919 01:25:50,287 --> 01:25:53,402 I have an very big liver. 920 01:25:53,657 --> 01:25:58,272 Turn in the other direction! 921 01:25:58,725 --> 01:26:00,735 - Albert! - What? 922 01:26:00,772 --> 01:26:04,522 - Look! - It's me, Christ 923 01:26:04,558 --> 01:26:06,485 Oh! 924 01:26:06,522 --> 01:26:10,938 Albert! Don't leave me! 925 01:26:12,855 --> 01:26:15,876 Hey, they're sleeping in there. 926 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:19,146 There's an alarm? An alarm! 927 01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,817 They're waking up! 928 01:26:38,853 --> 01:26:43,145 At last! Battle stations, inside! 929 01:26:43,853 --> 01:26:48,395 Battle stations, I tell you, inside! 930 01:26:49,686 --> 01:26:53,186 Let's attack the fortification. Like in the Great War. 931 01:27:00,603 --> 01:27:03,525 Well?! They're laughing at us?! 932 01:27:03,561 --> 01:27:07,210 Believe me, their attitude hits me like a slap in the face! 933 01:27:07,570 --> 01:27:11,144 If I had a howitzer 37, I'd make you jump over that fast! 934 01:27:11,181 --> 01:27:14,311 Stop, they're sending a commanding officer 935 01:27:14,348 --> 01:27:16,400 It's not too late. 936 01:27:17,478 --> 01:27:20,436 - Is that you, Mr. Quentin? - An exceptional mission! 937 01:27:22,556 --> 01:27:26,937 Mr. Quentin, you should be ashamed! 938 01:27:27,182 --> 01:27:29,609 She thinks she's talking to her kids? 939 01:27:29,645 --> 01:27:34,833 Quartermaster Quentin, of the Far East Expedition Corps! 940 01:27:35,182 --> 01:27:38,937 We've come to liberate this man's daughter! 941 01:27:38,973 --> 01:27:41,650 Give her to her father! 942 01:27:41,687 --> 01:27:44,103 Her father? That's news to me! 943 01:27:44,140 --> 01:27:46,207 It's not that recent! 944 01:27:46,556 --> 02:55:31,284 Hurry up! 945 01:27:52,749 --> 01:27:56,567 Ah! The English are already inside! That explains everything. 946 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:03,770 - I'll show you how I handle them. - Don't bother, she is French. 947 01:28:03,806 --> 01:28:08,145 Like Colonel Lawrence was Arabian! Bastardly deed! 948 01:28:08,181 --> 01:28:10,665 I know all your tricks. 949 01:28:39,269 --> 01:28:42,608 - She said: 'See you tomorrow' - But that's Fachoda! 950 01:28:42,644 --> 01:28:46,852 - Shall we consider a withdrawal? - Why not call it retreat? 951 01:28:46,889 --> 01:28:50,470 I think this is like lowering the flag a bit to soon! 952 01:28:50,940 --> 01:28:53,191 Dispatcher, go inform the command leader... 953 01:28:53,227 --> 01:28:57,602 ...that we agree to put off this mission until tomorrow morning, no later! 954 01:28:57,639 --> 01:29:01,810 If at 10 a.m. the girl is not at my headquarters with guns and baggage... 955 01:29:01,847 --> 01:29:06,190 ...you will hear about us: 'the Hussars of Death!' That's an ultimatum! 956 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:09,560 Alright, Mr. Quentin, we will let them know. 957 01:29:18,935 --> 01:29:23,352 Maybe you have scared them a bit, but you've had some moments of triumph. 958 01:29:23,388 --> 01:29:26,810 Always. What a beautiful night, huh? 959 01:29:26,862 --> 01:29:30,935 I'd love to take you to Andalusia, the nights are blue. 960 01:29:30,971 --> 01:29:34,935 Oh, in China as well, when you head south. 961 01:29:34,971 --> 01:29:37,273 Don't you know what it would take? 962 01:29:37,310 --> 01:29:41,810 You'd have to light all that up, paint it all in red. 963 01:29:41,116 --> 01:29:45,475 We still can't set it on fire, although.... 964 01:29:45,512 --> 01:29:47,725 Let me recall.... 965 01:29:47,762 --> 01:29:50,689 A fairyland of light.... 966 01:29:50,725 --> 01:29:54,640 July 14th... A shop. 967 01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:58,726 Where did I hear that? Because I've heard it and seen it. 968 01:29:58,763 --> 01:30:02,726 'If one day, you would need something, whatever...' 969 01:30:02,763 --> 01:30:05,684 A bearded man....at Chic Parisien! 970 01:30:05,721 --> 01:30:07,565 - Landru. - That's it. 971 01:30:07,601 --> 01:30:11,643 There's a chest full of rockets enough to make Versailles jump. 972 01:30:11,679 --> 01:30:15,143 Give me a hug, mate! Ah, you make me feel young! 973 01:30:15,179 --> 01:30:17,476 Nickel! Champion of the world! 974 01:30:30,226 --> 01:30:34,434 If your fireworks match your beaujolais, they'll hear us in Le Havre. 975 01:30:34,470 --> 01:30:38,184 Explode... they will explode! I guarantee it, on my reputation. 976 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:41,809 It's 30 years old, but still good to go. 977 01:30:41,845 --> 01:30:44,189 Signed, Ruggieri. 978 01:30:44,225 --> 01:30:48,955 We'll need to make 10 trips... 979 01:30:48,991 --> 01:30:53,684 Was ist das? You were never meant to do that without me 980 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,868 If only, for reasons of survival. 981 01:30:56,904 --> 01:31:00,170 Pyrotechnics require great expertise... 982 01:31:00,530 --> 01:31:02,980 And a trustworthy hand. 983 01:31:03,170 --> 01:31:06,183 Let's go, let's go. Are we forgetting anything? 984 01:31:06,220 --> 01:31:08,855 Nothing! The plan is secure. 985 01:31:08,892 --> 01:31:12,933 23 firecrackers, 10 multi- colored star- bombs. 986 01:31:12,970 --> 01:31:17,580 Magic fans, rotating flowers... 987 01:31:17,950 --> 01:31:19,855 And a hanging garden! 988 01:31:19,892 --> 01:31:23,160 Gentlemen, this will be something out of Dante! 989 01:31:23,530 --> 01:31:25,871 We'll repaint their sky! 990 01:31:30,425 --> 01:31:32,475 Splendid! 991 01:31:41,432 --> 01:31:45,286 - But it's not July 14th! - It's really fireworks! 992 01:31:48,307 --> 01:31:50,140 It's coming out of there. 993 01:31:52,641 --> 01:31:56,495 Albert is playing the fool with firecrackers. 994 01:31:56,551 --> 01:31:59,140 - Lucien! Where are you going? - Look at that! 995 01:32:29,599 --> 01:32:33,150 It look like Albert is on the beach! 996 01:32:58,972 --> 01:33:01,472 Here come the Balubas! 997 01:33:01,509 --> 01:33:03,430 Is he crazy?! 998 01:33:09,180 --> 01:33:12,264 A green one now, Quentin! 999 01:33:13,758 --> 01:33:15,227 And a red one! 1000 01:33:15,264 --> 01:33:18,180 Now a tricolor! 1001 01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:24,102 Your move, dear friend. 1002 01:33:24,138 --> 01:33:28,138 As this is meant to blow away the town, it's your native right to do so. 1003 01:33:28,175 --> 01:33:31,430 This native won't do a thing, you light it up first! 1004 01:33:53,804 --> 01:33:57,137 At the Roman candles! 1005 01:33:58,179 --> 01:34:00,892 Present, torch! 1006 01:34:00,929 --> 01:34:06,928 On my order, fire! 1007 01:34:31,471 --> 01:34:36,368 To our dead soldiers! To our dead soldiers! 1008 01:34:59,595 --> 01:35:04,784 Hong Kong, La Cucuracha, Singapore and 'The Little Tonkin Girl' 1009 01:35:04,820 --> 01:35:07,117 Puerta del Sol! 1010 01:35:07,154 --> 01:35:10,242 The party's going on! 1011 01:35:12,846 --> 01:35:16,179 Stop this joking around, I will lock you up! 1012 01:35:16,424 --> 01:35:18,185 They sent in the clowns! 1013 01:35:18,221 --> 01:35:20,659 I told you to stop! 1014 01:35:20,721 --> 01:35:25,345 Squealing, my friends, demands punishment. Give us some bombs! 1015 01:35:25,381 --> 01:35:27,725 A great time for the artillery men! 1016 01:35:27,762 --> 01:35:30,949 Charming Bluebeard, pass me the firecrackers. 1017 01:35:30,985 --> 01:35:34,100 - In the box - Haven't you anything better? 1018 01:35:34,136 --> 01:35:37,678 Combat grenades aren't sold in shops. 1019 01:35:40,211 --> 01:35:42,636 - And that? - Watch out! 1020 01:35:42,673 --> 01:35:44,933 It's explosive! 1021 01:35:44,970 --> 01:35:49,100 For the last time I am asking you to stop! 1022 01:35:49,136 --> 01:35:53,969 Evacuate the women and children, I am going to burn down the coastline! 1023 01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:57,511 We will wipe Normandy off the map! Fire! 1024 01:36:13,177 --> 01:36:16,927 The enemy is in flight, but a retreat is called for. 1025 01:36:16,964 --> 01:36:20,195 Every man for himself! Me, I'm going for a swim. 1026 01:36:20,232 --> 01:36:23,427 - And us? - Let's sail down the Yangtze- kiang! 1027 01:37:11,553 --> 01:37:15,391 - It's time to go back. - Go back where? 1028 01:37:15,427 --> 01:37:19,636 In cases of denunciation, don't we hear the rooster crow? 1029 01:37:19,719 --> 01:37:24,427 We'll talk about that later because I have a train to catch. 1030 01:37:25,505 --> 01:37:28,344 Still going to Blangy? 1031 01:37:28,427 --> 01:37:32,344 Yes, my father needs me there. 1032 01:37:32,427 --> 01:37:35,469 Well, I will be there, not the greatest, but there. 1033 01:37:35,552 --> 01:37:38,570 And you, going back to Paris? 1034 01:37:38,940 --> 01:37:42,385 I have seen the sea, I can go no farther. 1035 01:37:53,176 --> 01:37:57,264 France has always shown us the road to freedom. 1036 01:37:57,301 --> 01:38:02,134 Liberté, liberté, chérie in the words of your Victor Hugo. 1037 01:38:02,171 --> 01:38:06,980 These victims fell in the name of that freedom... 1038 01:38:06,134 --> 01:38:10,593 ...of the great, tragic battle, that played out on this beach. 1039 01:38:10,630 --> 01:38:12,848 Tragic, but glorious. 1040 01:38:12,885 --> 01:38:16,510 Let me thank you, especially... 1041 01:38:16,546 --> 01:38:19,973 Mr. the Mayor and the members of the counsel... 1042 01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:24,218 ...for the magnificent fireworks that have given our sacred meeting... 1043 01:38:24,510 --> 01:38:27,760 ...a luster that we will never forget. 1044 01:38:27,796 --> 01:38:30,265 From the bottom of my heart, I call out: 1045 01:38:30,301 --> 01:38:33,937 Long live the USA! Long live England! Long live France! 1046 01:38:39,759 --> 01:38:43,310 Papa! I'm so happy! 1047 01:38:43,635 --> 01:38:47,739 - Are you really taking me away? - Of course I am. 1048 01:38:47,837 --> 01:38:50,698 Oh, you are scratchy! 1049 01:38:52,594 --> 01:38:56,968 Nobody kisses me, but I am scratchy too. I'm going to shave. 1050 01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:59,681 Ah, ok, well.... 1051 01:38:59,717 --> 01:39:03,197 I'll take the train of three p.m. 1052 01:39:03,233 --> 01:39:06,676 Didn't know, what time you'd be back, so I've put your suitcase upstairs. 1053 01:39:06,759 --> 01:39:09,676 Yes, oh.... 1054 01:39:29,675 --> 01:39:34,259 - Goodbye Madame Quentin. - Goodbye my little Marie. 1055 01:39:34,295 --> 01:39:37,467 Goodbye madame. Thanks for everything. 1056 01:39:38,259 --> 01:39:41,710 I will meet you on Tuesday, the 6 o'clock train? 1057 01:39:41,107 --> 01:39:44,300 - Of course. - Don't forget to change trains at Lisieux! 1058 01:39:44,337 --> 01:39:46,889 - Of course, don't worry. - I'm not worried. 1059 01:39:46,925 --> 01:39:51,710 I'm only sorry Marie didn't see the fireworks, it was marvelous! 1060 01:39:51,107 --> 01:39:55,633 They won't see another one like that, before long. Goodbye! 1061 01:40:30,910 --> 01:40:33,945 Are you changing trains soon? 1062 01:40:33,982 --> 01:40:37,799 You don't have time to tell another story? 1063 01:40:37,836 --> 01:40:40,653 If you wish, but this is the last one. 1064 01:40:40,690 --> 01:40:42,846 And it's a true one. 1065 01:40:44,132 --> 01:40:47,221 In China, when winter cold comes. 1066 01:40:47,257 --> 01:40:51,570 In all the streets and towns, you see little monkeys wandering around. 1067 01:40:51,606 --> 01:40:55,861 We don't know if they come out of curiosity, or out of fear of the winter. 1068 01:40:56,700 --> 01:41:00,280 But people believe, that even monkeys have souls. 1069 01:41:00,650 --> 01:41:03,778 So they make sure they are brought back to their forest... 1070 01:41:03,814 --> 01:41:06,632 ...back to their way of life, back to their friends. 1071 01:41:06,669 --> 01:41:12,580 So you'll see trains full of little monkeys, going back to the jungle. 1072 01:41:16,103 --> 01:41:18,924 Ah, we're here. 1073 01:41:24,507 --> 01:41:27,215 Well, goodbye, my dear. 1074 01:41:29,298 --> 01:41:32,465 No, don't trouble yourself. 1075 01:41:33,298 --> 01:41:37,402 - Ok, goodbye. - Goodbye. 1076 01:42:12,173 --> 01:42:16,464 Papa, you believe he saw them, the monkeys in wintertime? 1077 01:42:16,501 --> 01:42:19,610 I think he saw at least one. 1078 01:42:19,647 --> 01:42:23,964 Lisieux! Travellers to Rouen, Azincourt, Blangy. 1079 01:42:24,100 --> 01:42:27,985 Change of train. Remain on the same platform. 1080 01:42:28,210 --> 01:42:31,902 Departure at 4:18 p.m. 1081 01:43:12,755 --> 01:43:18,359 And the old man went on his voyage into a long winter. 81644