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The Longest Journey - by Li Qi

Lyrics translation: musicindividual86

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♫ The wind brings him along for the longest journey, ♫

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♫ Following the rays of night, never once stopping. ♫

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♫ Embracing the warm starlight, it’s also kissed the flower of the night before. ♫

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♫ All along the way, the melody wanders. Does it still remember its hometown? ♫

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♫ Let life wisp through the corners of time as it wills. ♫

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♫ It silently watches people love and hate. ♫

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♫ It drifts along with time, no matter if it has forgotten or remembered. ♫

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♫ The memory of him leaving her continuously lives on. ♫

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♫ Let life wisp through the corners of time as it wills. ♫

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♫ It silently watches people love and hate. ♫

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♫ It drifts along with time, no matter if it has forgotten or remembered. ♫

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♫ The memory of him leaving her continuously lives on. ♫

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♫ The memory of him leaving her continuously lives on. ♫

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Wuxin, the Monster Killer

Episode 03

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My cute fox fur scarf...

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You dead rat...

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I will definitely not let you off today!

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- Congratulations.

- Please come in.

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Fabrics for sale!

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You can try it and see,

come and see my fabrics!

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- Congratulations.

- Please come in.

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Is Gu Xuan Wu the bridegroom?

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How can he be the bridegroom?

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That Gu Xuan Wu is only there to block the wind for his friend.

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Such a simple minded friend,

and they call him over...

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You see?

When we've conquered Wen county,

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it made buzz all over!

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Don't say that marrying a concubine

is a matter of arranging some tables.

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Make some noises even when farting!

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We have to make these monsters and demons

know which team to join,

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and who to flatter!

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Yes.

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Mister Su, Miss Su!

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You honor us with your presence,

attending this unworthy and remote reception.

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You're pretty lucky in romance.

Where did you get a beauty this time?

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What romantic luck are you talking about?

I'm helping my own brother with his marriage.

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This is my staff officer, Zhang Xian Zong.

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This is Mister Su and Madame Su.

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Mister Su is Wen County's top of the top VIP.

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He can be compared to Tianjin's Commander!

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You flatter me. Although promoted,

Lord Gu doesn't forget old friends.

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"Wealth should not erase old friendships"

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I admire your righteousness.

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Lord Gu is so knowledgable that

vulgar things such as gold or silver jewelry

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will not be able to appreciate them.

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So today, I specially prepared a unique gift.

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A small token of respect.

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This Elder Wang is the country's best storyteller.

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He's always told stories at my place.

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Today, I specially brought him to liven the place up.

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Good, I like this present!

Please come in both of you.

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Don't be hasty, I have another present.

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Bring it over.

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These are hard-to-catch wild game.

You haven't tasted it, have you?

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- I haven't.

- So indeed you haven't!

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I specially brought them

to feed the wedding guests.

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I can guarantee that they will be

much better than the regular products at this hotel.

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Please come in.

Mister, please go in.

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Everyone, today we

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The book expands from previous sections

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And I shell tell one chapter

- Good! good!

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Kong Ming came to Zhou Ling's grave

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and personally presented wine

while kneeling and sobbing

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as it was also unfortunately the day of his death.

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- This... what's this?

- Aye.

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Why did he start crying?

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His days were but a few

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How shall one not mourn?

- Ok!

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Such a happy occasion,

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we should talk about happy things.

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Firstly, thank you all for coming.

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Secondly, thank you Mister Su and Madame Su

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for bringing such a talented storyteller.

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They also brought so much wild game!

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No, it's okay. That was just a small thing.

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Considering the borrowing Lord Gu's precious place to share with everybody

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It doesn't deserve mention.

Lord Gu, this wild game is all served,

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let's not say anymore, and get straight to the point.

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Come, let's start!

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Come! Let's drink!

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- try one

- Let's taste these!

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Let's taste these! Wow, they're good!

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This, this-!

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This!

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- This is the first time I tried this.

Mhm, it's delicious!

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Lord, why have you become dazed?

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Come, eat it.

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Looks at this Su guy.

He didn't honestly bring a gift,

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arranged for the wrinkled old man to come,

along with some wild sacrifice.

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The horrible old man, and his face...

Do you think he's punised for past evil deeds?

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What's wrong with you?

Are you not happy?

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- No.

- What do you mean no?

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- You suspect bad luck, don't you?

- How?

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Isn't that just an eighth mistress?

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Later, when Brother is happy, I'll get you a ninth mistress and a tenth mistress!

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We'll add them on, while making an extravagant event, eh?

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Smile a bit

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Smile a bit!

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I won't keep you then, I'll leave first.

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Take it easy tonight, okay?

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Sis,

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are you washing clothes?

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The water's so cold. Your hands are so delicate,

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what if they get ruined?

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I'm used to it.

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Hey, don't get used to it!

Master's sister is my sister as well.

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Can Gu Xuan Wu's sister squat

and wash clothes? Come!

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Brother will take you to go buy clothes.

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Let go of me!

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Master!

You're back?

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I...

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I was concerned about our sister.

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- What right do you have to be concerned for her?

- Uhm...

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Let me tell you, we're moving.

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Moving?

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Hey, wait, what are you doing?

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Hey, Master! Wait wait wait!

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How about this. You want me to move?

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- You have to promise to help me with one more thing.

- I'm not helping!

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Not helping?

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- If you're not helping, then I'm not leaving.

- You're not leaving?

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If you don't leave, I'll call the monsters onto your bed tonight!

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Okay. Then I'll sleep on your bed.

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Say it.

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- I'll tell you when I've thought about it.

- Okay.

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You have three days. Get out!

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- Hurry.

- Where are you taking me?

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You'll know in a minute. Let's go.

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- Mine is the cheapest! After this, there's no more stores. If you buy a lot, I'll give you a discount.

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Buy some, hey!

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- Why did you take me here?

- I'll pick out a few clothes for you.

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Hello, you two. These are all new items!

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You guys can just look around.

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This-I don't want any of it, let's go.

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Yueya, what are you doing?

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- I'm not buying clothes!

- Yueya.

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What's wrong with buying a few clothes?

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So thin of a fabric, and yet it costs so much silver!

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- It's too expensive, I don't want it.

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Forget a few silver coins, even if it was a few dozen silver coins,

we can still afford it. Let's go.

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I don't lack clothes!

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What are you doing?

There's no need to buy me clothes.

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Don't be surprised,

I've earned some money so I want to buy you things

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If I don't buy you anything, I feel uncomfortable.

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How is that an excuse?

You're like a child.

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Okay that's enough, let's go home.

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- What are you doing?

- Everybody listen up!

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If this lady doesn't let me buy her things,

I'm just going to stay here sitting!

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Get up!

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If you really want to buy me something,

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then...

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just buy me a bracelet.

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What type?

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Something from the gold shop.

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The most simple, without any extra accessories.

Just a plain gold bracelet.

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Why do you want a bracelet?

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Because...

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My mom had one.

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In this world, nobody cared about me more than she did.

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When I was little, my mom told me

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that after I grew up,

she would give me that bracelet to use as a dowry.

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But later,

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she died.

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My dad took that bracelet

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and made it into a pair of earrings

and a necklace to give to my stepmom.

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Don't be upset.

We'll go buy a bracelet right now.

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Come.

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- It's really her?

- It's that girl, there's no mistaking it.

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She just escaped a few days ago,

and she's already familiar with that bastard?

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- What a disgrace.

- Enough nonsense, let's follow them.

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This time, I have a dowry again!

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Then you should hurry up and find a husband to

or else this bracelet will be useless.

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What are you talking about? Nasty.

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Later, if I have a daughter,

I'm going to pass this bracelet on to her,

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and she can give it to her daughter,

and it will be passed on through the generations.

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I didn't think that she would be living at headquarters.

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Yeah, we can't create any trouble.

Let's hurry back to report.

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- Yueya.

- Mhm?

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Let's move out.

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- Why?

- Look.

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We have money now, I want to buy a house.

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What kind of house do you like?

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It's not us, it's you who has money now.

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I'm just a temporary assistant

helping you take care of your money.

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You can buy a house,

but what does it have to do with me?

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I meant that I want to buy a house,

so shouldn't you help me to check on it?

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I mean, someone like me,

I don't know anything about houses.

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What if I get swindled by someone?

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That's true too.

Then remember this.

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If you want to live peacefully in a house,

you first have to think of the direction.

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It should face south.

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It has to have big windows to have a good air intake,

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also, the yard has to have shade.

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Trees and vines are all fine.

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Oh right! It has to have a large kitchen.

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If the kitchen is small,

then it will not be comfortable.

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Okay, I'll listen to you.

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Master! Master!

I need your help with something! Hurry!

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- Hurry, Master, let's go!

- Is there anything else?

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Lord Gu, please come in.

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Master, come in.

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Master, please come in.

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Lord, the Master is here.

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The Master is here!

Master! Save me!

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Mister Su is...

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Don't mention it.

Ever since he puked at Lord Gu's hotel,

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he suddenly fell ill,

and it's already been three days!

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It's-Whenever he eats, he just pukes.

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All the other guests are fine.

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In Mr. Su's situation,

he shouldn't be looking for me.

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- I don't know how to cure illnesses.

- Master.

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I already saw many doctors,

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but they said my stomach

has no problem whatsoever!

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I know that they probably can't find anything!

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Because I'm not sick!

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I'm definitely possessed!

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That food...

to them,

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it should be delicious food!

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But... but when I see it,

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it's disgusting, rotten,

and full of maggots!

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Um...

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Master, you don't believe me?

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- Go, bring some food.

- Yes, my Lord.

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Master, I'm going to let you see

whether or not I'm telling the truth!

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My Lord.

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Master, save our Lord!

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Master. Master, hurry up and save me!

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It's been three days.

If it continues on like this, it is either starving,

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or puking out my internal organs!

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Then... I'll try.

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Look again.

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It's fine!

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You're okay.

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Wait.

My Lord, you haven't eaten for three days.

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You can't just settle for anything.

Come, bring the Lord something good to eat.

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- It has to be the best!

- Yes.

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Hurry!

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My Lord!

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Come come, Master.

This is all wild game.

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It's very tender and it melts in your mouth.

Come on, taste it.

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- Lord Gu, eat! Everybody eat!

- Taste it!

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Well, Mr. Su has only just recovered,

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you should eat light foods for now.

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Since there's nothing else, I'll leave first.

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Master, please stay.

Since you have already come,

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Then you might as well help us check the house?

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In case the evil spirit really is in the house,

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if you leave like that,

and it comes again to search for our Lord,

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then what do we do?

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That's right!

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Pull them out from the roots.

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Pull them out from the roots!

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Thank you for curing the Lord's illness.

This is a small gift.

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I hope the Master will not refuse.

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I'll just look around then.

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I'll just look around then.

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Mrs. Su, I checked everything.

There's not a single evil spirit in the house.

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But our Lord...

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I can't help.

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Let go!

What are you doing, let go of me!

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- Listen to me...

- Let go, what are you doing?

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Young man!

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Young man,

why don't you listen to my pleads?

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- Let me ask you, have you taken a wife yet?

- No, so what?

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What do you mean what?

You have to remember a rule.

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Heaven is virtuous, every animal has gratitude

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Immortal Xu helped the white snake,

and then Su Zhen came to return the favor, isn't it so?

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Let me tell you. If you let all those

small animals go, within no time you might

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marry a big fat child

and give birth to a big fat woman!

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Oh wait, I said the opposite.

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Are you sick?

As a butcher I'll take the animal for a wife.

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- Are you scolding me?

- I'm not scolding you!

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- Let go!

Grandpa Wang!

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Do you really have that much free time?

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You don't have anything else to do?

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Other things...?

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Is the Lord better? I'll go read him some stories.

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Stop right there.

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Go back to your room and stay there.

If you dare come out and make a fuss,

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don't blame me for being rude.

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I'll... okay.

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Aunt, today's haul is all here.

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I'm telling you.

The last haul you brought died in just a few days.

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The meat can't be eaten, and the fur is useless.

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I could only throw them all away.

There shouldn't be any problems this time, right?

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Absolutely not. They're all alive and kicking!

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If there are problems this time,

there's not going to be a next time.

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Our Lord does not have any other hobbies,

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he likes to eat fresh meat,

and I think it is wasteful to just eat meat

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so I remove the fur

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to create a fur or leather scarf, so it isn't wasteful.

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Madam Su, you don't even let little animals live.

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Don't you think it is cruel?

... Cruel?

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They're just animals, what is so cruel about that?

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Besides, good grass is tender,

the younger animal is usually eaten.

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Our Lord paid the money,

so he has to eat the best.

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Lord Gu, don't you think so?

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That's right, that's right.

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That being the case, I will take my leave.

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Master

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If the blood is washed, is it still useful?

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Then don't wash it.

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- You...

- Madam Su...

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Don't worry, leave it to me.

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What stupid master did Gu Xuan Wu invite,

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he has such an attitude.

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No, hey

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Can you not try to ruin my reputation?

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Do I need to?

-What do you mean do you need to?

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You.

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Let me tell you,

I cured the man and looked over the house.

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I already helped you,

so you cannot stop Yueya and me from moving out

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Master, I feel like you avoid me

as if I was the plague god

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is it so?

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Yes, just from the fact

that you are trying to flirt with Yueya.

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Stop the car.

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Why stop the car?

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Master!

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Where are you going?

- Looking at houses, avoiding the plague god!

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If you want to live comfortably in a house,

you need to have good directions.

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Sitting north, facing south.

The windows have to be big and have good ventilation.

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And the courtyard has to have a tree.

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Any tree is fine

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And there has to be a big kitchen

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If the kitchen is small then life will not be great.

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Where did you go?

It's so late, I almost went out searching for you

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Why? Are you worried?

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This is no time to mess with me.

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I won't mess with you.

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Look, I found the house you were thinking of.

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Really?

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Are you happy?

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Why am I happy? It's your house.

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Help me keep it, whatever is mine is yours.

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Nonsense

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Yueya, How is the packing going?

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Nearly done.

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Master, hurry let's go, something happened!

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Where are you going?

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Don't stop me! Let me eat some!

-No! Master you cannot eat this!

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Hurry and stop him!

- My Lord you cannot eat that!

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Don't eat it!

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Go away!

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My Lord, you cannot eat this!

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Master! Master! Are you okay?

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Are you okay master?

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Master, you finally came!

Can you please save my lord!

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Let me see.

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- Master, what shall we do?

- Sir you must not eat this!

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Knock him out.

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Smack!

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Amitabha!

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Why did you hit my lord?!

- Fo! (Buddha)

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I know that I couldn't eat it,

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but I could not control myself.

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I'm so hungry,

I am about to die from hunger.

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Master, please help us.

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Seems like your house does have evil spirits

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Master! Master! Madam!

Half of the wild game that came a few days ago, died!

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The meat is rotten and the fur is smelly.

- Is this the time to mind such things?

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This..

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Hurry and follow them

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Let's go see! Follow them, follow them.

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Hurry, hurry, follow them

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You rotten old man,

What is there for you?

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Can you hit monsters?

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Am I old?

Am I rotten?

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Grand lord She was on the battle field at age 100.

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Give it back to me!

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Speak, did you bring up this demon?

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He.. is speaking with the rabbit..

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Go, go, go!

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You better not make things difficult!

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Don't, don't, don't.

I have weak powers, I won't be able to handle it.

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Then tell me the truth.

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Master, I only cultivated for a hundred years,

I don't even know how to get into human form

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How can I bring up such a demon?

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Let me ask you,

The illusion of the animals' fake death

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was it your doing?

- Do you think I do such things?

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Weird, that rabbit did not speak

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Right, yeah.

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He is the master, you are just a human

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Can you commoners understand

the things he understands?

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Then who did it?

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Not speaking?

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The Su Family wish to hurt my folks

and make food out of them.

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So there is another great immortal

fixing things by will of heaven.

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The immortal one is virtuous.

He has always been protecting us.

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Even if I die, I will not betray him.

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You are actually very loyal.

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Remember to be careful

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do not get caught again.

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Okay, you can go.

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It ran. It ran away.

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Let all the living animals go.

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Huh? Why?

- Let the dead ones go too.

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Why should we release them?

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Ow! My foot!

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Are you okay Mister?

-Why are you looking at me?

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The master said to let them all go.

Set them free.

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Release them?

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He's really doing it!

You cannot do that.

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- What are you going?!

- Madam...

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Just because the lord likes listening to your stories

doesn't mean you can be haughty!

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Is it because you get paid a lot every month

that you think you can interfere into our business?

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Madam, the master said that releasing the animals

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can remove the evil spirits.

-Shut up!

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If the master wants you to set the house on fire

will you do it?

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- That.. I can't do that.

- You traitor!

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Men! Get him inside!

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No. Madam listen to me.

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Go! Hurry, go! Hurry up!

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The Shoe! My shoes! My shoes!

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What's wrong with the storyteller?

- I don't know, he's usually not like that.

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Master, what is the problem?

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Come inside and talk.

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This problem is simple.

Mister Su kills animals,

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angering the spirits of the forest.

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Thus creating the situation you are in.

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You're saying it's because I eat wild animals?

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You're right. The spirit's power is strong

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and can control the evil aura.

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If not for his carelessness,

I might not have able to find out.

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Then what do you plan to do?

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I will not do anything

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Looking at the current situation,

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the spirit only wants to warn Mister Su.

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And has no intent to harm you.

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If Mister Su releases all the animals,

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and become vegetarian. And In addition,

Madam Su should stop wearing the animals' fur.

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Your days in the future will be at peace.

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You were talking to the rabbit

in the courtyard for a while,

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and now you're just telling us to avoid some things,

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and the evil spirits will be gone?

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Yes.

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This started because of you two.

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Naturally, it needs to be stopped by you two.

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So this is how you get rid of demons and monsters.

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Then you make money pretty fast.

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Master, the Su Family has been

in the Wen County for many years.

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We are considered as a noble family

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If people know that I restricted my diet due to a demon,

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my reputation will be damaged.

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That's right, our lord was so badly teased.

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That If I don't get revenge,

I am unable to swallow this anger!

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Let me tell you,

when you get rid of the monsters,

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that is when this problem is solved.

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If not, you will not recieve this gift.

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You can give me the money if you want, or not.

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I believe the monster did not do anything harmful.

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How is it not harmful?

They made my lord eat pig feces.

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Let me tell you,

you have to agree even if you don't want to!

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Master, master, just agree to it.

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Agree to what?

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If you want to help them get revenge,

capture the monsters yourself. I am not doing it.

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Stop him!

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I think you are just are all show

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you can't do such big things.

Which is why you just used words to warn us.

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You're right, I am all show,

what can you do about it?

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But you're blood is useful,

and the deposit money cannot be refunded.

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Just leave a little blood

and we will ask another expert.

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You want blood right?

I will give your lord a body full of blood!

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If you have the skill,

tell him to never take a bath.

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Stop arguing you two.

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This blood smearing on the face

isn't hygiene.

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How about just write her a few talismans

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It must work.

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It will work!

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Master, master, listen to me.

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Master...

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Why are you pulling me?

-Angry? Are you angry?

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I am not angry, I just want to take a knife

and let some blood out for you!

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Master, you don't need to.

No need to.

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Look at me, with all this helping you didn't help

and you've offended the man.

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It's really not a bargain.

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Bargain or not, you brought it upon yourself.

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I already bought the house,

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After setting up the place and getting my stuff ready,

I will take Yueya and we will leave immediately.

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Don't do that.

- We will mind our own business.

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And none of us will interfere

into each other's business.

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Later on this kind of crappy thing,

you should just take care of it yourself.

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Don't. Hey! Master!

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You're back.

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And this is?

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I went out to buy stuff and met her,

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this little girl has no parents and didn't eat

so I brought her back.

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Here, eat a bun.

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Yueya, we only have one room,

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one more person is a little inconvenient.

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How much space can she take?

She can share a bed with me.

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Besides, you were going to move to a new house,

then we will have more space.

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You want to bring her to the new house?

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Yes.

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Don't stand here, you're in the way,

go inside.

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Yueya, take this with you.

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What is it?

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This is the talisman I got from the temple,

just take it with you.

503

Sister, your pouch is really pretty.

504

I made it a while ago, it's pretty bad.

505

It's not bad, you're skills are very good.

506

I need to think of a way to get rid of her.

507

Big Brother, your clothes seems a little dirty.

508

Wu Xin, I will go buy food later,

go wash the clothes.

509

Okay.

510

Miss, do you want this?

511

Miss!

512

You held this for a while now.

Do you want it?

513

I want it, I want it.

514

Candy! Would you like some candy?

515

Candy!

516

Big Brother, are you tired?

517

I can help you

518

You are a man

but you can clean the clothes so well,

519

that is so much better than me.

520

Do you want to learn?

521

If Big Brother doesn't mind,

I will learn it.

522

I don't mind, why would I mind?

523

Yue Qi Luo

524

♫ Where did the old tree go? ♫

525

♫ I looked at the map and cried. ♫

526

♫ The old bookstore has long since disappeared. ♫

527

♫ Everything changed. ♫

528

♫ Who stole the memories ♫

529

♫ that you left me with? ♫

530

♫ There is no sound in the air except sighing ♫

531

♫ I got lost. ♫

532

♫ I want to recall your face, but it is covered by the past ♫

533

♫ There is also a sentence hidden in it… long time... ♫

534

♫ no see…. ♫

535

♫ I have waited for so many years ♫

536

♫ for you to end my yearning. ♫

537

♫ I have waited for so many years ♫

538

♫ yet you never showed up. ♫

539

♫ Originally, time ♫

540

♫ shows no mercy to anyone. ♫

541

♫ Be it the cruelty or lingering, ♫

542

♫ you and I have to choose one side. ♫

543

♫ Who stole the memories ♫

544

♫ that you have left me with? ♫

545

♫ It's not that I can't imagine going back. ♫

546

♫ I am reluctant to say these words... ♫

547

♫ my beloved for so many years... ♫

548

Wuxin, the Monster Killer