All language subtitles for Optics s01e04.eng

Roje, when did you first meet
actor Archie Toole?

And what was that meeting like?

I mean, he was really
quite charming.

He's not just an actor.

He's Archie Toole.

And did he say
anything inappropriate?

Well, not at first.
But then?

But then he started asking me
questions about my skincare routine.

He really wanted
as much detail as possible.

What sort of detail?

Brands,

ingredients...

..how much skin came off
after I exfoliated.

It was so weird.

That is weird.

But, Roje, he's the biggest star
in Hollywood.

Why should our viewers
trust your word over his?

Because it's the truth.

All of it.

Since the story broke,
we've received even more screenshots

of messages sent
from the actor's account.

I promise you,
that is not my account.

When the women questioned
if it was really Toole,

he responded, "I promise you,
this is my account."

Anyone could have pretended to be me
and sent those messages.

The message was accompanied
by a selfie.

"It's not someone pretending
to be me. It's me. Archie Toole."

Even if I did send those messages,
it's not like they were that weird.

The next message said,
"I collect human skin."

(GROANS)

OK. So, the story is
definitely out there.

And the story is
Archie Toole DMs women,

they engage in sexual relations,
during which he peels, flakes,

or shaves parts of their skin
that he then collects in a box.

The studio are threatening
to Kevin Spacey him.

Well, actually, it would only be
Kevin Spaceying if he'd filmed

part of the movie already,

which would be quite helpful -
it would give us leverage.

What is a win is

that none of the alleged victims
were underage.

Good work, Archie.
No underage victims. Yeah. Good.

We attack, right?

Actually, we remove Archie
from the spotlight,

and we check him in to a spa
where phone access is prohibited.

Yeah, he won't be able
to do any further damage,

and we have a great place

that we send a bunch of clients
called the Post Office.

(PHONE CHIMES)
Hmm.

Excuse me, I have to go
to the...bathroom.

We got this under control.

They say these girls are
the best in the business.

Everything is under control.

By the way, I have been
completely fucked on this.

"Oh, Spence, you did
such an amazing job

"with Amy's Nitro Espresso deal,

"we decided to give you
Archie Toole."

I took out a margin loan
on a WeHo condo,

and once everything was
signed off on,

it was like, "Surprise!

"Now you get to fly 15 billion hours
to the ass end of the world,

"because it turns out
that Archie is into skin, sexually,

"which scares the fan base
of predominantly children."

Mm-hm.
Hmm.

Speaking of children,
who the fuck are you?

Why do I get the feeling
neither of you is Fritz nor Randell?

OK, so I'm Greta,
and this is Nicole.

Fritz is dead, and Randell is...
Survived by his son.

And we understand
how emotional this all makes you.

We really do.

How tight is Archie's contract?

The lifestyle clause is our problem.

The legal test is - does collecting
skin offend public conventions?

That will let the studio drop them
from the movie.

Now, the good news is
that the studio aren't going

to make any major decisions

without the director, Jeb Carson's,
sign-off.

Now, the bad news is that Jeb Carson
is an emasculated fedora chode

we've had to ass-kiss
for 14 long lunches

just to secure this role
in the first place.

Hmm.
He never even liked Archie.

He never wanted him.
And now he's got this.

Fuck!

OK, Spence,
we won't let that happen.

Not gonna happen, Spence.

Well, it looks more raised

than it does
in the reference journal.

Yeah, you'll find
that's common in gingers -

weaker genetic selection.

It happens whenever I get stressed.

Have you had any reason
to be stressed lately, Ian?

What's this ball?
Wait, where's my chair gone?

Haven't you read New Beginnings,
the visual ethos memo?

We've shifted
to a more ergonomic seating plan

to better align
with our moral health mission.

Nothing came through on email.

It's not on email, it's on duro.

Have you downloaded duro, Ian?

(DISTORTED) Ian!

I mean, not...not really.

Where's my Bento box?

Ian, we told you, if you don't place
your order on duro

by COB the previous day,

then it'll be assumed
that you're intermittently fasting

or you've meal-prepped
your working week.

Ian, and they told me
you were fasting.

Uh, no.

You have to download it, Ian.
Ian, have you downloaded duro?

Hashtag #yumtime.
duro, Ian. Hashtag #yumtime, Ian.

We're your bosses now.

I mean, I've just been usurped
professionally by two women.

Not that that's a problem.

It's just
that they're much younger than me.

Not...
Not that that's a problem either.

It's just that they look at me
with this pity and condescension.

Either way, whenever I think
about it, I can't breathe,

and I get this pain
down my left arm.

OK, Ian, wear this band
for the next 24 hours

to monitor your palpitations.

You'll feel a short pulse
at random intervals

throughout the day.
(BAND VIBRATES)

Uh...

Aren't I too young
for something like this?

Not really.

People your age drop dead
all the time.

Oh.

NICOLE: You can't send mail there,
it's not...

OK, great.

Archie, why don't we
grab your phone off you?

Yes, Archie, it's so important
that you stay silent

while we work out
what is favourable

about collecting skin
as a lifestyle choice.

Uh, we'll organise a car
to come collect you.

Yes, and, oh, don't forget
to have fun, Archie, as well.

Yes, just relax
and forget about everything.

(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You've got somebody supervising
Archie at the spa, right?

Um...

I've handled this guy
for three days,

and there are two things
I know for certain -

he cannot act
and he cannot be trusted.

(GROANING)

OK, well, we can send Ian.
He should be...

No man, no. No man, no man.

Massive daddy issues.
We need a woman.

Oh, well, we're...

Not a woman he'd be attracted to.

Well, that's us out.
Hmm.

We could send Meredith.
Perfect.

Meredith?
We'll send Meredith.

Meredith.
Yeah.

Now, isn't it like Meredith's
first day off in, like, 34 years

or something like that?

Didn't she go on about that?
Hmm.

Hi, Ian.
Hi, Ian.

Ian, where have you been?
Greg keeps calling.

What the...?
Greg from Star Toys.

Your oldest friend, Ian.
Why is my lunch at 3am?

What?

On duro.

Oh, you've set it to Warsaw time.

Well, can you change it back?
I'd have to reset your profile.

(GASPS) You'd lose
all of your plus points.

But I've just reached silver two!
Yeah.

I know, why don't I just add
nine hours to the time in my head

from now on?

Great idea.

Shall I let Greg know
you're on your way?

The girls are all on top
of the Archie Toole thing.

Archie Toole?
Hmm.

Why don't you go to Star Toys?

What? Without you?

I should stay here just in case

Greta and Nicole need my help
with Archie.

Don't worry.

It'll just be a factory fire
or child slavery or something.

Huh?!

Just tell Greg to use

the Ian Corporate Love playbook
play.

You'll be fine.

Yeah.

Greta!

Nicole!

(PHONE VIBRATES)

Yes.

Meredith, so, we totally know
it's your first day off in 34 years.

Yeah, and you're probably doing
something so restorative.

It's a personal day,
and we respect that.

We're just brainstorming.
Yes.

Being, like,
"How do we treat Meredith?

"How do we let her know
she's valued?"

So we went ahead
and booked you into the Post Office.

That's a celebrity day spa,
Meredith.

Although if you pass
an actual post office,

we might have a package
for you to pick up.

It's, like, weighted wristbands.

They're, like, pretty heavy
for me to carry, so...

And that is a tomorrow problem -
tomorrow morning, though.

Today, we've booked you
into a day spa.

That is the point
of this conversation.

All expenses paid?

Of course. It's on us,
which is on the company.

Alright, then.

Amazing.
Great.

Oh, my God, Meredith, you're going
to be totally transformed.

It's going to be like a car wash
for the mind, body and soul vibes.

Just a note, though, Meredith,
because it is a company expense,

you will have to meet our client,
Archie Toole there.

Yes, and you will have to keep him
off his phone

because he has been outed
for skin-based sexual deviancy.

Oh!
Great.

Thank you so much, Meredith.
That's...

(SIGHS)

I think I had a lot of empathy
in that conversation.

I've noticed
you've been working on that.

Hey, so what the hell
was this guy thinking?

Didn't he learn anything
from MeToo?

Don't do anything weird
in the bedroom without an NDA first.

That's quite a special message
to glean from MeToo, Ian.

Well, the lesson was - NDAs work.

This guy should be eating,
breathing and shitting out NDAs,

hiding all his shame in paperwork.

Firstly, that is vulgar.
Secondly, no, Ian.

Actually, I think Ian might be
on to something with that,

in the sense
that he's completely wrong.

I mean, skin-collecting only offends
public conventions

because it's shameful.

Wait, you're talking
a classic reverse frame.

We eliminate the shame
from Archie Toole's skin-collecting,

and, wait a second,
suddenly he's totally inspiring.

Exactly. Reverse frame.

This is the first time an A-lister
has been out and proud

from the skin-collecting community.

Wow.
Love that. I'm writing that down.

That's so good.

He's not out and proud.

He employed us to bury the evidence.

Well, actually,
I think he employed us

to wage war on the rampant
kink-shaming in Hollywood.

Skin-collecting's not a kink.

A kink is having sex on a swing

or while you think
about someone else.

People should be ashamed
of some things

and keep them hidden
deep inside them.

(LOUD VIBRATING)
(MOANS)

(INTERMITTENT VIBRATIONS)

OK, great.

Well, looks like you know
what you're doing.

So, what do we think that was?
I have no idea.

Finally, Meredith.

Yes.

You're perfect.

Have a morally acceptable time,
Archie.

Oh.

Oh, right.

OK.

I'm going to book in

for the Solo Calde
Golden Foot Scrub Package.

Oh, and the Eight Hands Massage.

And for sir over there?

Oh, he can have what he wants.

Oh, except
for the skin exfoliation treatment.

Sir, we have a no phones policy.

Oh, I don't have a phone.

It's just I'm an actor

and sometimes I think
some people think

that I have a phone when I don't,
just 'cause they see me on screen.

But easy mistake to make.

We can see the phone
beside your leg, Archie. Come on.

(SIGHS)

Hello, mate.
Hello!

Welcome to the Star Toys universe.

Greg, sorry Ian couldn't be here.

Look, I'm sure he sends his best.
First time here?

Yeah.
Wow, exciting for you.

Argh! Jeez!

DOLL: I'm beautiful.
Every single time!

That's our educational doll range.

Such a great initiative!

So, what seems to be the problem?
Oh, this way.

Oh, my niece wants one of these!

No, she doesn't.

Oh!

(COUGHS)

Oh, God!

Why discuss skin collection
when wind farms keep killing whales?

It's a Margaret Kone piece.

I've got her running
the whataboutism angle.

That is so good.
(PHONE VIBRATES)

Oh, my God, and this is Amanda
about the listicle.

Oh, perfect.
Amanda...

Are you working with Margaret Kone?

I love Margaret Kone.

Ian, I am Margaret Kone.

Well, we're all Margaret Kone,
aren't we?

No. Like, I quite literally am
Margaret Kone. I created her.

She's one of my several aliases
that I use

to influence conversation online.

But something about her centrist
platitudes really resonated

with older audiences
such as yourself.

And then editors were messaging me,
me as Margaret,

asking me for op-eds
and think pieces.

She really took off.

Yeah, yeah.

But I mean, she has gone
off the boil a bit

in the last few months.

Oh, no, that sounds really good.

I was just thinking, like,
eight kinks making a comeback,

like shoe-sniffing, objectophilia...

Um, yeah.

I mean, something chill,
like skin-collecting.

That also works.
What about... What about eating poo?

You know, like the scat stuff.

(INTERMITTENT LOUD VIBRATIONS)
(MOANS)

No, sorry, I am still here.

Yep, live by this afternoon
would be...would be great, Amanda.

Thank you.

Are you OK, Ian?
Anything you want to tell us?

OK, girls. I'm back on deck.
Have you done anything at all?

Oh, we have bombarded
our online contacts

with our anti-kink-shaming campaign.

It's a movement and a perfectly
acceptable lifestyle choice.

On the pink feed,
we have Nikki Lake doing a deep dive

on how skin-collecting is
actually a racially inclusive kink.

Yep, and on the blue feed, we have
Doctor Hugh Memphis doing a video

about how social stigma
affects the frontal cortex,

therefore kink-shaming
causes brain damage.

Mm-hm. And our Estonian design team
is doing all the text

and animation for that.

Authentic social media presence is
all about spoon-feeding influencers

information that you bought
from Estonians.

So, but what the fuck
does any of this mean?

Are you following this?

No, and I don't think anyone cares

about that failed model
turned fake doctor

making videos about skin.

That's right. Who is this guy?

Ian. Ian Randell.

Wait, the Randell
of Fritz and Randell?

Why isn't he on this brief?

OK, re- our social outreach,
this algorithm will place the vids

in front of anyone who has lingered
on Njord content

for longer than three seconds
in the last 60 days.

That's everyone we need to reach
to influence the conversation.

Everyone.

Look, those are fancy stats, girls,
but the way I see it,

we need to be hitting
the decision-makers,

the movie studios,

the Jeb Carsons of this world.

That's absolutely right.

This isn't about
whether Brandon Nobody

from Butthurt, Ohio thinks
that skin-collecting is

a new social movement,

because he's not the one

making $300 million investment
decisions on movie franchises.

Yes, I am agreeing with this.

I know,
I know TikToks are fun, girls,

but maybe we should get
the Wall Street Journal talking

about how movie studios would be
a lot more profitable

if they stopped getting so worked up

every time a guy jerks it
into a pot plant.

(LOUD VIBRATIONS)
Oh!

(MOANS)

(INTERMITTENT VIBRATIONS)
(MOANS)

GREG: I mean,
it's fascinating, really.

You know, the lithium bank's
just a little bit...

..a little bit too close
to the capacitors.

So the shielding, you know,
creates a kind of a shaped charge.

Shaped charge?
Yeah.

Upwards.

I mean, basically a precision hit
to the genitals

to anyone who's standing
on the board at the time.

Oh!
Oof!

(THEY COUGH)

And this is marketed at children?

Yeah, well, that's why I couldn't
email you the photos.

But we're following
Ian's playbook on this.

We're doing
the corporate love method.

Yeah, I mean,
you just tell the parents

that it's an isolated incident,

pay their medical bills
while the kids do a factory tour,

and in return,
they sign a watertight NDA,

buying their silence in perpetuity.

I mean, most of them
have been delighted.

OK, well, then, what's the problem?

A hold-out.

One of the parents wants
to go to the press.

And, look, once that happens,
then they'll all know

that this wasn't
an isolated incident.

It's going to bloody ruin us.

Oh, well.

OK. Wow. Um...

Well, I'll take these photos

and I'll see
what Ian thinks about them.

OK.

(MOANS)

Sorry. What the hell was that?

Uh, what was...? What was what?

Uh, you were vibrating, Ian.

The sound was coming
from inside of you.

Oh. Uh, that?

No. Yeah, I've heard that, too.

I think maybe it's, uh, coming
from the building or something.

Ian, we're not stupid.

It's OK, Ian.

And while we really appreciate
you fully supporting our stance

on anti-kink-shaming...

It's just still super inappropriate

to have a vibrating butt plug
up your arse in the office.

Up your arse.
What? No, no, it's not...

You probably take the butt plug
out your arse, Ian.

Take your butt plug out, Ian.

I mean, it's not...
Go take out your butt plug, Ian.

It's not a butt plug.

(SIGHS) That's why he's not
on this brief.

Sorry.

Um, what goes into this cheesecake
that makes it $265?

Raw cashew cream and sea gel.

Ooh, sounds disgusting.

We'll take three of them.

Archie, what do you want?

Oh, God.

Come on.

(SIGHS)

(SCOFFS)

Look, can I just ask,

what is the most expensive treatment
you do here?

Or should I just add
Korean snail mucin

to my hair Botox package?

Well, our most sought-after programs

are with our systemic
family healing guru, Susanna Bali.

And she's the most expensive?

She's the leading healer
in the Pan Pacific, and she's 1,400.

Hmm?

Tell my fridge to DM Claudia.

(ELECTRONIC BEEP)

What do you mean?
Oh, great.

Apparently, Archie's been using
his smart bottle to connect

to his fridge to log into Instagram
to DM a foot model.

Fantastic.

We have zero traction on our videos.
What happened to the Kone op-ed?

OK, it's published online,
and so far it has, uh...

..one comment.
What is it?

"Fuck up Margaret Kone!"

Great.
What about the listicle?

OK, well, they've taken the liberty

of publishing two listicles.
Well, that's great.

No, "Cool Kinks
and Kinks That Stink".

Oh, my God, what stinks?

Skin-collecting.

BOTH: Fuck!
OK, we have to get this down.

Well, well, well.

Looks like your butt plug buddy
was right.

Oh, well, actually, Spence,

the internet is like
a complex marketplace of ideas,

which takes time...
To unfold into the play.

And it's different here.
It's a long game, if anything.

You're in Australia now.
It's the southern hemisphere.

Oh, my God, it's Jeb Carson.

No way.
No way, no way.

No fucking way.
Uh...

Wow. Hi.

Can I take this moment to say
you are my favourite male auteur?

Jeb. Jeb, listen, we are
across the online conversation.

I mean, every listicle journalist
is a hack. People know this.

People are saying this.

Also, who cares
what Kylie Blands from, um,

Lacklustre Town, uh...

Kentucky.
..have to say about kinks?

I mean, what do they know?

I don't care what they think.
Exactly. Because you're an artist.

I care what I think.
Yes.

Archie's out.
Oh.

Let me guess.
It was a nothing burger.

Actually, a disaster burger.

The hover board has a defect.

They've been using
your corporate love playbook on it.

They're using the corporate love
playbook on this?

This isn't a corporate love
playbook play.

This is a recall playbook play.

Have they recalled?
They don't need to.

Except for this one person,

Star Toys reckons
the truth won't come out.

The truth will come out. You recall.

You get ahead of the story,
you accept responsibility,

and you control the narrative.

That is the only playbook to use

when you're dealing
with kids' genitals.

We cover up the sweatshops.

We do not cover up the sweatshops.

Well, yeah, we do cover up
the sweatshops.

But that's only because nobody's
ever going to find out.

And even if they do find out,
nobody actually cares.

Whereas people do actually care
about this.

Cody, why wouldn't you immediately
tell them to issue a recall?

Every minute that we're not issuing
a recall goes

into the court transcript
when this inevitably goes to court.

I messaged you, you never responded.

I haven't got any messages.

Oh, wait. There they are.

Oh, fuck. I'm still on Warsaw time!

Oh, the timestamps show

that you received these messages
nine hours ago.

That's not going to look good.
Oh, fuck!

MEREDITH: 35 years I worked for him.

It's just I never got a chance
to say goodbye.

And he was...

He meant so much to me.

And now I don't even know
if I knew him at all.

My heart...
(SMALL ITEM HITS FLOOR)

Sorry.

Sorry, Archie, I can see

that you're writing something
down there.

Yeah, I'm taking notes.

No, he's not.
Yes, I am.

I'm taking in the session.

He's writing filth.

He's disgusting.
See? No-one ever believes me.

Meredith, why do you think
you always assume

the worst of Archie?

I'll bet your entire $1,400 fee

that that note contains
something unbelievably crass.

Like, "I'm a stiff little boy,

"and I'm going to peel
all your dry skin off

"and keep it in my arse,"
for instance.

Hey.

Archie, can you hand me the note?

Archie?

Archie.

Oh!

Sorry.

What does it say?

We've got a lot of work to do here.

(WHIMPERS TO SELF)

Oh, God. You know what?

This isn't fun anymore.

Not until the session is over,
Meredith.

(SIGHS)

My problem is
Njord doesn't eat skin.

He just doesn't.

OK, again, there's no evidence
that Archie eats skin, at this point.

There's no evidence.
You're not listening to me.

With a film like this,

you need to respect
the origins of the text.

If Njord suddenly collects skin,

then the horse has
already left the station, hasn't it?

I mean, why not change
Njord's name to Njora?

And why not say
that Njora isn't a Nordic warrior

who watches over the fjord
after all?

Because Njora is actually
a lesbian bartender from Barbados.

You know what I'm saying?

Er, we definitely hear the words
you're saying, Jeb.

Nobody wants Njord to be a lesbian
from Barbados

who collects skin, Jeb.
No-one wants that.

He might as well be
with Archie as Njord.

It's not true to the comic books
or fair to the fans.

OK, so, sorry, you want
to sack Archie Toole the actor

because, in your mind,
he can no longer portray

a half-centaur Nordic god
who fucks a snow goose

in order to retain his ice powers?

The snow goose is
from the original Swedish fairytale.

We're adapting the manga retelling.
Yes.

So, um, I think where we're going
wrong here, Archie is an actor,

so he's actually going
to act the character. Um...

He'll transform into the role.
Yes.

You know how they didn't really find
those big blue creatures

to play those big blue creatures
in Avatar?

Those creatures were made
on a computer.

How dare you talk about those
fucking beautiful blue creatures.

I don't want Archie as Njord.

It's factually incorrect.
And I'm the director.

Jeb!
Jeb, wait, wait.

I'm just gonna try something.

OK. Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb.

Um, OK, so, uh,

while we really respect
your dedication

to protecting the integrity
of the fictional Norse gods

in your cinematic work,
ultimately, we represent Archie.

So if you were to revoke
his contract in any way,

then we would be forced
to use the tools in our arsenal

to punish you for that decision.

Oh, wow. OK, they're doing it.

Are you fucking threatening me?

Not unless you're saying
you've been extremely kind

to every woman
that you've ever worked with, ever.

Then we wouldn't be.

I want you to know that myself
and the Njord cinematic universe

stand behind Archie Toole.

Archie as Njord.

This is an important moment
in kink history,

and I'm proud to be part of it,
because I just love my kinks.

Because I'm an inclusive
male auteur.

Wow. I wonder what he did.

I mean, he's really going for it,
so probably something quite horrific.

Hmm.

Just got to duck out.
Something quite important.

What could be more important

than watching us nail
the Archie case, Ian?

What's this?

Oh, my God!
Oh, shit!

Ian! What?
(LOUD VIBRATIONS)

(MOANS)

It's not a butt plug. It's a...

Heart monitor.
We know, Ian.

Nicole's grandmother had one,
before she died of old age.

We are not letting you
take on this brief, Ian.

But Greg's my oldest cl... Hang on.

You knew it was a heart monitor?

This is not coming
anywhere near our brand.

No, definitely not
in the visual ethos memo.

He's the first client
I ever brought to the firm.

He's my friend.

This is a branding issue, Ian.

And that's coming straight
from the top, which is us now.

Your brand might be
deformed children's genitals,

but it is not our brand.
It's not our brand, Ian.

ARCHIE: See, that's the thing.

It makes so much sense
because she cut my brother's nails

and she cut my sister's nails,

but she never cut my nails!

Oh.

Oh, look, Archie.

Looks like you're
back on the film again.

So, they're taking care of you.

What? Really?
Yes.

Oh, my God!

That's such good news.

Oh, my God.

I love you, Mum.

Ta!

Does Susanna Bali
have a business card?

OK, so, Jeb is on board.

Fine. Great.

But also, who cares? Because this...

ANNA MCDOWELL:
What are your thoughts?

If Jeb Carson is standing by him...
(SCOFFS)

..I know the rest
of the industry will too.

We're going to fight this.

We don't want this story
to just go away.

We need this story to just go away!

OK, we understand that,
but we've pulled in every favour.

Yes, Spence, at this point,
all we can do is damage control.

Yeah, exactly. You can't
just bury something like this.

You'd need a whole new story
to blow it out of the water.

Something more heinous.

More sensational.

Something more explosive.

What?

No!

You can't!

Get the folder! Get the folder!

Yes, do it. What is it?

Hi, Anna. Yeah.

I have the most heinous,
explosive story to tell you.

Don't! No!
Yeah. Two words.

Just...
Child eunuch. I know.

(QUIETLY) Just hang up! Hang up!
Headline would be good.

Don't!

I'm so proud of you, Archie.

I mean, how did we manage
to turn this around?

I don't know.

ANNA MCDOWELL: And now
to a horrifying exclusive report.

Dream gift or every parent's
worst nightmare?

Tonight, explosive revelations

about a beloved toy
turning children into eunuchs.

Anna keeps messaging us, by the way.

She wants to catch up
for some reason.

Oh, I think we just ignore her.
I agree with you.

IAN: No, I know
you're not a mutilator.

Mate, you know me.

I wouldn't do that to you.

It's not in my playbook.

It went above my head.

Oh, my God, it's Bobby.
Finally. Answer it!

OK.
Get it.

Hi, Bobby.
Girls, congrats on the Archie fix.

Handled as delicately
as the skin he puts in boxes.

Uh, thank you, Bobby.
Thank you.

Oh, we had one thing
we wanted to ask you.

Just when the board is going
to ratify our position?

Yes. Just, you know,
for our security,

financially and emotionally.

Girls, girls, this is
a big thing for the board. OK?

For a start, I had to sit them down
and explain what a woman was.

Unlike Archie, they need
to make sure

that your talents aren't skin deep.

So, just do everything perfectly
and you'll be fine.

Alright? OK. Bye.

OK, but can we just get a...?
Absolute...

What does that mean?
I have no idea what that means.

(PHONE VIBRATES)
She's still calling.

I can't. I'm done.
Honestly, just ignore her.

What does she want from us?

We just gave her
the biggest story of her career.

No, no, I totally agree with you.

Oh, Greg...

Oh, no... (SIGHS)

Oh, I understand.

It's so beautiful seeing a face
with so many stories etched into it.

Oh, thank you, Archie.

Did you work with Frank
for...how long you said?

Oh, around 30 years.

Frank Fritz is gone too soon.

I always had such a good time
on his yacht.

Sorry. His what?

His yacht. His superyacht.

His...superyacht?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

His superyacht.
Yeah.

It was just incredible energy
on there.

You know, it was, like, powerful.

I just...
His parties, they always...

It always like, sparked something
in me, spiritually.

Physically.

Oh, hey.

No, I think you should probably
just... (SIGHS)

(HIGH-PITCHED) Shit!

(EXPLOSION AND SCREAMING)

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