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(CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS)

Oh, shit.
I think that was a real priest.

Oh!

Was that Bundy Gribbons?

REPORTER: Well, it's another week,
and another crisis for the AFL.

Scandal-prone centre-half forward
Bundy Gribbons

has found himself in hot water

after a post-season bash
with mates

turned into an unholy brawl.

The 28-year-old was arrested by
the...

A-ha. No, absolutely.

And we did see that because
that was broadcast this morning.

And do you have another outfit?
No other outfit. That's fine.

Yes, we figured, so just come
straight here when you get out.

OK. Bundy incoming.
So we should get the...

BOTH: Playbook ready.

I've already locked him
out of all his accounts.

Fantastic. And the priest?

Priest? Unfortunately, clean.

Progressive - marries lesbians,
but not on socials.

Oh!
So the only name that matters...

Is Bundy.
It's a rebrand strategy.

Our domain. And Ian is doing...

Well, he's busy in the corporate
strategy meeting

we're not invited to,
so I'd say we probably...

We don't need sign-off from him.
Fantastic.

And we paid off Andrew's accusers,

and we buried silicosis.
Great meeting.

No, Fritz, uh, just before we do,

I did add my strategic plan
to the agenda.

Oh, yes.

Ian's strategic, ahem, plan.

Meredith's scheduled it in.

Oh. Thank you, Meredith.

Uh, well, Ian's in
a meeting right now,

but, uh, I could give you my advice,
which is that you say no comment.

I'll tell you why, again,

if you say no, they can still get
the DNA sample tested

and it will be yours.
Because it is your ejaculate.

So, from now on, it's no comment.

Yeah? OK.

OK. Talk soon, Premier.
OK, OK.

So I'm thinking we start
with finding a woman for Bundy.

I'm thinking maybe not the obvious
choice, though.

Like a brunette or something.

You know, I think it's a good thing

we're not invited to these meetings,
Nicole.

Why is that?

Well, it gives them time
to contemplate the real issue

plaguing this farm.
Which is?

What this company needs
is more checklists.

I propose that Fritz & Randall
introduce a checklist-based

learnings and interactions
tracking system.

It'll be our secret sauce.

I can't believe Bobby Bell
flew in for this.

Imagine being a billionaire

and having to listen
to Ian Randall Junior.

Totally.

By the way, I have the foundation
website template ready to go.

I'm thinking Rainbow Ribbon
as a tentative title.

Wait, I love that.

And the Rainbow Ribbon Foundation
specifically supports...

Unspecifically everybody,

which makes for extremely
flexible use.

Stop it. You're a genius, Nicole.

You're a genius.
Stop it.

OK.
Accept the compliment. Look at me.

It's vital, as women,
that we lift each other up.

I'm serious.
So true.

God, I fucking hate her.
Oh, totally.

She's a total truffle pig.
No, no.

Always just sticking her journo snout
in our client trough

and chowing down
on their private information.

Slop is what she does.

Greta, she's doing the nose thing.

Greta, are you seeing this?

Fritz is full death-staring Ian.

Oh! Did you tell him about his
presentation...?

Presentation acronym? I did. Not.

Great, Ian, just to clarify,
it's C-L-I-T, is it?

No, no, no, no, no.

It's client with "Ian" in it.

IAN-teractions.

Right.
Client, but with Ian.

So the Ian was firmly buried
in the CLIT, I missed that.

No, no, no.

Ian's buried in the client.

Ian.
Oh.

Well, I don't think he's too
impressed with your CLIT, Ian.

Oh, no. I think he's just frozen
again.

Meredith! Meredith!

Do you think Ian will be OK

that I told the Premier
to say no comment?

Mer!

Don't worry.
It happens all the time.

Yeah, well, you boring people
to death.

Da! Da!

Well...
That is quite a look.

Whoo! Hey, hey!

Oh, stop it! Stop it!

What?

Ladies, um, advice about
the Premier?

So I suggested that he say
no comment.

Yes, well, he should say no comment.

Oh, cool.

Um, and what if he calls me back

asking for advice
about the press conference?

Well, then you should probably
just check in with Ian.

Seeing as that's his only job today.
One job.

Besides, like, print media
and whatever he's doing in there.

Oh, my God! What is he doing?

(LOUD BANG)

Frank, are you there?

Yeah. I think you can cancel his
spot of golf, Meredith.

Ooh. Hey, um...

Oh, dear.

Uh, he...

He's dead.

He... He... He can't be!

Oh, my God.

CODY: Oh, my God. Is he...?

In front of the board,
that is so embarrassing.

Uh... Uh...

Well, I don't think we'll be able
to get through

the rest of Ian's strategic plan,
sadly.

But everything happens for a reason.

Um, Meredith, let's press play
on the funeral,

shall we say 7:30AM tomorrow
morning?

I've just got a flight at midday.

Um, gentlemen, shall we?

I can't believe it!

Yeah. Sorry. Sorry about that.

Um. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Chin up, chin up. Eh?

It's going to be OK.

Uh, yeah, go home
and hug your children.

Given this tragedy, Ian,

I think we should probably
have a chat.

As in chat-chat.

Oh, yes. Bobby. Absolutely.

Next steps. I believe we do.

When do you want to...?

Oh, it's obviously too soon today.

Oh, that would be...tasteless, Ian.
Oh, of course.

But maybe we can carve out
five minutes

at the funeral tomorrow.
Absolutely. Yeah.

Great.
Well, don't forget your good jacket.

Oh, uh, I just have to...

Hey, Cody. Cody, come with me.

OK. Bobby's coming over.
Don't start speaking.

Do not start speaking. Just...
Girls...

Oh, are you allowed to say
that anymore?

Ladies, folks, eunuchs.

All of the above.
Anything works.

Whatever you want.
I'm sorry about Fritz.

Oh. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Yes, it's been a very annoying day.

Girls, you know, you can only see
someone die of old age so many times

before you start questioning,
is it time for something new?

Is it time for, I don't know,
young women to take charge?

Is it time for Greta Goldman
and Nicole Kidman?

Absolutely.

If that's the thought
people are having,

we love that thought.

I've had that thought many times.
I've had that thought as well.

I think Fritz & Randall needs
a makeover...

..and some deodoriser.
Take care of that.

I mean, we'd be beyond obsessed
with that vision, Bobby. Truly.

Yes. And deeply honoured to play
even a small role

in a global subsidiary business
as it re-odorises towards the future.

Absolutely.
Just what Nicole said, yes.

And I'll say it again.
Great, great, great.

I am so happy.

You girls are making me very happy.

And, more importantly,
you're making Dod happy.

Now, I need you guys to make
our clients happy.

And I will have a chat to Ian,

despite the fact
that it'll give me depression.

OK.

(SOBS) Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss,
Meredith.

I know you loved him,
for some reason.

He meant the world...
Now is not the time for words.

Now's the time for you
to take a moment.

Yes. To take care of the documents
that we have pending,

the NDAs and all that.

Yeah.
It's what Fritz would have wanted.

OK.

Oh, by the way, the girls
are in charge now,

but I'll take care of that.

You've got a lot on your plate.

Oh. The NDAs.

OK? Just business as usual.

Cody! I'm it.

I'm fucking it.

Oh, Ian. That's incredible!

Is that what Bobby just told you?

Well, he wants to formalise it
at the funeral.

I need you to write me the greatest
funeral speech of my life.

Oh, OK.
Uh, just while I have you, Ian,

I already told the Premier
to say no comment,

but if he calls again,
asking questions...

Yeah, yeah. Great. No comment.

That's very good, Cody.

Oh, and what about Bundy?

Oh, I'm all over it.

The key is print media.
OK. Did Bobby just do that?

Just CEO, Forbes style.
Forbes magazine.

That is exactly what's happening.
I can't even contain myself.

Stop! No, stop!
We need to pull it together.

We need to run the Bundy play.
That's what we need to do.

Every detail. That's right.

And then we'll talk about
what's happened.

OK. Ian's coming. Ian's coming.
Ian's coming. Ian's coming.

Ian, we are so sorry.

So sorry.
For what?

Fritz?
Fritz died.

Oh, yeah. Terribly sad.

Anyway, I'm happy to,
uh, handle the Bundy stuff

if you need time to process
what's just happened.

You want to handle the... Bundy!
Hi.

Hi, you, and you're dressed
like that.

Stinks in here, eh?
Bundy, I'm all over this.

Mainstream coverage is on lock.

Uh, girls will handle
the social bits and pieces.

In saying that, girls, would you be
able to look after this ship

for the next few hours?

I've got another relational ship
to attend to.

A Japanese ship.

Well, actually, less of a ship
and more of a sushi boat.

Um, I'm going to go and do
sushi lunch with Steve-O.

Huh.

Who's that?
Doesn't matter.

Just one second, Bunny.
We will be in in a second.

Stay in the boardroom.
We'll just be out here.

OK, first things first.

Welfare check. Our boss died.
How are you feeling?

I mean, totally disconnected
from my body. How about you?

Well, same.

OK, but how quickly do you think
we can transition

from mourning our boss's death...?

To celebrating our possible/
probable promotion?

Does this mean we finally get
glass boardroom access?

We could be inside the boardroom,
not just outside of it.

OK, but, yeah,
what do we do about Ian?

Uh, yes. OK. Maybe we just
indulge his deluded fantasies

of leadership
until Bobby breaks the news.

Yes. We leave him to his own devices,
like a sort of sad, broken toy.

Let him lead client play
and operate in a world

in which the internet doesn't exist.

Yeah, let's just run the wanker play

and then do the work that he pretends
to do while he's having sushi lunch.

Perfect.
I'm so excited.

Everything alright, mate?

Yeah, yeah. Good.

Although, uh, Fritz just died. Mm.

Fuck, again? When?

Oh, about 20 minutes ago.

Shit. Sorry, mate.

So, Bundy, eh?
Yeah.

Are you going hard on him?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Full back-page splash tomorrow.

"Thou shalt not punch thee
in thy face.

Or "pretend priest punch pics.
Oh, no."

Ah.

Thing is, AFL want you
to drop the story.

Why?

They don't want people thinking
footy is full of thugs and perverts.

Thugs and perverts
are our core audience.

(THEY LAUGH)

Come on.
Channel 6 will go to town on this.

Yeah, but your papers hold
the rights to the AFL, right?

Yeah.

And that deal is being renegotiated,
when?

Few weeks.
Few weeks.

So, let's just remember
what happened

last time you lost the rights.

You had to sack half your journos.

And Channel 4 lost every rating
survey for the next five years.

OK. Fuck you.
Well, don't blame me, mate.

I'm just the messenger.

OK, we've put together
a social's first strategy

to target the more inflammatory
visuals of your night.

Oh, yeah.

So, first question, Bundy.

Are there any women
you're on good terms with?

Um...

You.
Um, totally.

But you also pay me to manage
your image.

So I'm just wondering
if we can aim higher, you know?

OK. And on that,
I've taken the liberty of

going through your current female
followers.

And I've put together
a top-ten list based on

a triangulation of their looks,
location,

and perceived relationship status.
Do any appeal to you?

You can just point.
Just point.

Yes. I'm so sorry you had to hear
about it this way...

..Yelina.

No. You can keep the jewellery.

But you've signed everything
already. Yeah?

That's great.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Right...

Uh, yeah. I mean, they're all,
they're all hot.

Great.

But, look, like, depends if they
want to come to my games and that

'cause I know chicks find it boring.

Oh, Bundy, that is actually so nice.

But we don't need her to come
to your games.

We just need her to exist
for the next week.

Oh. Yeah.

Well, yeah. Then, um...

Uh...

She's hot.

That is Tatiana Lodros.

OK. I'm sliding into her DMs
as you as we speak.

How did you get my phone?

OK, so you're actually holding
your phone, Bundy,

this is your account on my phone.

Oh.

Oh, that's pretty smart.

(LAUGHS)

So, whose phone is this?
Um, again, Bundy, that is your phone.

And this is now your girlfriend.

Oh, fuck off, Ian,
we're not dropping the story.

Tell you what.

You can have an exclusive interview
with any one of those players

as long as you drop the Bundy story.

Let's just say they all owe
Fritz & Randall a big favour.

You can get me Simmons.
Mm, yeah.

Can I ask him
about the Shetland pony?

(THEY LAUGH)

That would give you a three-point
bump in the ratings, at least.

Yeah, but that priest king hit
is a five, minimum.

I'll tell you what.

I'll give you three exclusives.

One a week for three weeks -

if you run dead on the Bundy story.

Four.

Deal.

(HESITANTLY) My name is
Bundy Gribbons.

I want to take this opportunity

to sincerely apologise
for my actions.

I am going to educate myself
and seek support

from people I love my
behaviour...was...

No, OK, again.

So it's not, "I love my behaviour,"
it's "I love, full stop."

"My behaviour was..."

I love my behaviour.

No, no, no, no.
That's not what we said.

So, if you just pause after love.
Pause. New thought.

"My behaviour..."
"Was completely out of line."

Try that again.

Right, right. OK.

Yes, he would say your eyes
shone like the sun.

"Like blue diamonds,"
he would say.

I'm sorry. I meant brown diamonds.

Now, Liliana, is your sister
there, by chance?

And un...acceptable.

And I love my...

Girls! I talked to the lads.
The story is killed.

Really? Is it.
Nice!

I know, very simple.

It was like 6-D chess.
Story for story.

That's so amazing, Ian.
I think there'll be...

And, girls, I just want to say
I'm really proud of you.

You know, I feel like I've been
a bit of a mentor to you.

And now my spring chickens
have hatched.

Well, thank you, Ian.
He's nice.

One day, the way you're going,
you may even be in charge of me.

In fact, Cody, Meredith!
Come with me. Come.

Everyone, gather around.

Um, OK, we'll pick back up
with this later,

and we'll go over...sentences.

Full stops, capital letters.
What they mean.

(CLEARS THROAT) OK.

No, not for you.

We lost a titan
in the industry today.

But it's time
for the next generation to step up,

for me to step up.

Fritz would have wanted us
to power on.

To Fritz.

ALL: To Fritz.

OK, so, Bundy, the next 24 hours
are make or break for you.

Come here.
Yes.

You need to go home and do nothing.

So it's absolutely imperative
that you go home and do nothing,

so that this whole scandal
eats its own tail.

Do you know what we're saying?
Nothing.

Nothing.
Exactly right. You're good to go.

Yeah. Sweet.
OK. So, nothing.

Nothing.

Yeah, nothing.
Nothing.

MAN: (OVER PHONE)
Buddy, what's doing tonight?

Uh...nothing.

Oh, fuck, yeah! You massive...

(INAUDIBLE SPEECH)

No.
And this is all.

That's all last night.
That's all of those videos.

And this.

(SIGHS) I can't believe it.
(SHOUTS)

Oh.
Yep. And there's more.

And that's another one.
All from last night.

Oh, this is not nothing.

No, it's not. Holy fuck, Nicole.

You need to tell him
to come here right now.

Yeah, I already did. He's incoming.
He'll be here any second.

Great, great.

He's going to be here any second...

..at the funeral,
so that's what we're dealing with.

It's not ideal! It's not ideal!

Um, Ian, they've left you
off the speaking list.

What? No. Must be an error.
Go tell the priest.

Here he is.

Wait, is that Bundy?

Ian, we're handling it.
It's all under control, Ian.

Good!

This is the biggest
and saddest day of my life.

Dave! Mate, I'm so glad
you could make it to my funeral.

How are you going?

Bundy. What...
What happened last night?

Oh, it's a long story, but, uh,
when you said to go home...

Uh-huh?

..I, uh, went out.

OK, that's the story.
OK.

So, uh, thank you for telling us
that, Bundy, but you're now dressed

as a priest at a funeral, so that's
kind of what we're working with now.

Oh, true.
Mm.

Uh, do you want me
to take this bit off?

Uh, the sexy garter?

Yeah, I think I would.
I would take that off.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Uh, no.

There's never any bins
at funerals, eh?

Wow, that is so true, Bundy.
Mm.

It's... It's really interesting.
You alright, Bundy?

I've horse-traded the story,
so we're in the clear.

OK, Ian, you may have traded
those previous horses,

but now we're dealing
with this horse.

(CLUB MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh, when was that?

Last night, Bundy.
Wait, what is that?

What... What is that app?

(SIGHS)

Oh, God.
This is amateur hour, girls.

It's alright. I can deal with this.

We move to minimisation.

It was mad Monday.
Boys will be boys.

Harmless fun.

Then we accuse anyone who disagrees
of being a prude.

A prude?
Ooh.

This is textbook stuff. DARVO.
Yes.

Deny, Attack,
Reverse Victim and Offender.

We know.
Yeah, we know DARVO, Ian.

We know that.

And it works!

Only wowsers and feminists hate fun.

And anyway, who hasn't wanted

to punch a punch a priest
in the face.

I mean, priests fuck kids!

That's what they do.

Oh, uh, I'm sure you don't.

I was just talking generally here.

Uh, I mean, this is
a classic AFL strategy.

Project Locker Room.

I'll just have to go and tell Stevo
about our slight complete 180.

Oh, and, girls, a lot of people
for you to impress here today,

those dictating your future.

So, uh, wakey, wakey.

Mm.

We've got a plan, Bundy.

Don't worry.
We've got a plan.

Oh, Father. Sorry. Hi.
There seems to be a mix up.

Um, Ian Randall's
not on the speaking list.

Ah. I'm afraid we won't have time
for non-family members.

He can say a few words at the wake.

Oh, come on, Father.
The wake is the B-list.

Everyone knows that.

Funeral is where it's at.

What?

OK.

Um, how about a bit
of horse trading?

Uh, how many famine kids
will it take for you

to shave five minutes off your bit?

I can do PayID. Yeah.

Your mobile or the church's number.

Stevo, mate!
Ah, fuck you, Ian.

I just spoke to Tracey.
You lied to me.

They've been wanting
to drop Bundy for months.

This is a perfect out.
Saves them $1.2 million a year.

Apparently, he's got
a chronic groin injury.

I didn't lie, it was...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I didn't run the story
because of you.

Now this whole thing's out
on TikTok,

so I had to go back to the big boss

and tell them why
we're a day and a half behind.

Uh, sorry.
I'll have to, uh, chat later.

Dave, mate!

Oh, mate...

(BUNDY GROANS) OK. I am organising
that suit for Bundy now.

Great. I'll message Anthony.
Girls...

Right, so we're fucked.

Uh, not necessarily.
We still have the WANKA play.

Yeah, it's a social media thing
that we're doing.

Kind of like the new DARVO.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I've heard of that.

Uh, but when were you...

It's what we were working on

when you were getting
those sushi boats.

Yeah, in cases of toxic masculinity,
the WANKA play

has proven most effective.

Yeah, right. Yeah.

Toxic masculinity, yeah.
Mm.

So, W stands for woman.

First we find a woman
who will vouch for Bundy.

Uh-huh.

Then it's A. Apology.

Bundy puts out a heartfelt apology.
He owns what he's done.

He's so sad about
the priest that he punched.

Yesterday, we found
the perfect girlfriend for Bundy,

and his apology video is going
to go out on his socials

at peak traffic hour,
which is in 10 minutes.

Apology? Is that wise?
It seems a bit defensive.

Then we have N for Nothing.
We do nothing, Ian.

Unfortunately, we'll have to redo
the "nothing" play

because when we told Bundy
to do nothing, he did something

which is go out krumping

on the dance floor
in his priest costume.

It really is such a shame,
because "nothing" is the genius part.

Nothing?
"Nothing's the genius part."

"Nothing" allows people to pile on
with their critiques and hot takes.

Random trolls churn out
priest punch memes, which are funny,

but then they go mainstream
and become uncool,

at which point society starts to
talk about the meme

and what it means for the culture
and male mental health.

And now the conversation has become
sincere and reflective.

But guess what?

That makes the meme
ironically funny again.

And now nobody cares
what actually happened

because the incident
has become pop culture.

It's the Harambe effect, really.
Exactly.

I...and...
Hurumbo was the war lord who...

No, he wasn't. Also, racist.
Mm.

Once the internet snake
eats its own tail,

then it's time for Killer photo.

Now, Killer photo is revelatory.
It changes the narrative.

A picture paints a thousand words,
and, ideally, those words are...

Pathos, A thousand times.
That's all up to you now, Ian.

We need to find a Killer photo
that will soften Bundy's image

as a footballer who punched
a priest in the face.

You need a picture?
What about Bundy with a kitten?

Oh, no, Ian. Very dumb, very cliche.
I mean, what is that?

I can has cheezburger,
Nyan Cat, Keyboard Cat?

That's internet humour
from 2007, Ian.

Keyboard Cat. Heh!

That's right, Bundy.
Uh, OK. Um...

(PHONE RINGS)

Oh, my God.
What?

I think Anthony has emailed
those papped images from last night.

Oh, my goodness.
Bundy, what did you do?

He had fun, didn't he?

Oh, we need to get
rid of those immediately.

Tell Anthony we'll buy all the pics
at whatever price he wants,

and we'll just invoice Bundy later.

That one. Do you know what I mean?

No, it's a zoom and crop
Photoshop situation.

Oh, zoom and crop Photoshop vibe.

With children overboarded.

What?

Well, girls, back in 2001,

the then government
released a series

of very misleading photos...

We should We should get
Bundy's snacks.

I completely agree with you.
We definitely should.

It's a great idea.
Bundy!

It's capital A announcement time.
Guess what?

You're the head of a new foundation
called Rainbow Ribbon.

(GROANS)
Yes, your new girlfriend, Tatiana

is going to do
a walk and talk with you.

Does that make sense?
No.

That's a beautiful drawing.

New suit.
The suit's here.

Yeah. This is gonna fit you
really well.

Come on, Bundy. Good boy. Let's go.

Alright, let's get you dressed.

Oh, Ian.

Don't drag it. Just don't drag that.

Ian. uh, no luck.

The priest is obsessed with only
letting Fritz's family

speak at the funeral.

Oh, for heaven's sake, Cody,
do I have to do everything myself?!

FRITZ' SON:
While not the warmest person,

my father would be there

for you as he was there for so many
of you in your hardest times.

He's got 10 minutes?

That's the eulogy. His wife.

(WHISPERS) Oh, perfect.

Tell Daphne she's got five
and I'll take the other five.

Cody, film this.
It'll be perfect for my LinkedIn.

(FEEDBACK)

Oh, this'll be terrible.
I know.

There's many ways
in which Fritz's life

mirrored my own.

When he was young,

he grew up in a war zone,
which he and his parents

were forced to flee.

And I think in some ways, while
I never had to flee a war zone.

the schoolyard was in some ways
very similar to that war zone

that Fritz grew up in,
and that gave Fritz a tough...

Do you think the girls
are up to the task?

(THEY MUMBLE INAUDIBLY)

Just for the moment,
until everything settles.

Fritz had some skeletons, so we all
need to keep our distance from him.

That's why Fritz and I
were unspeakably close.

He once said to me,
"I love you like my son."

And in some ways, he actually
loved me more than his son

because he never denied paternity
of me.

(CHUCKLES)

It's bad taste.

So it's just optics with the girls.

Isn't everything?

This is really humiliating.

I tried to google Nicole
the other day.

Totally impossible.

Nicole Kidman, of all names.
I mean, it's just so established.

I don't know what her parents
were thinking.

So, when you remember Frank Fritz,

remember, it really was
the Frank and Ian Show.

Yep.

That was brilliant!

Did Bobby say it?

I haven't had a chance to catch up
with him for that chat.

I never understand why people
have to stick around

for the whole funeral.

We get it. He's dead.

Ian's speech for something, though.

Oh, humiliating.

I should really talk to him
about the girls, though.

Mm.
I wonder how

they're going to take
to their new positions.

Hopefully, like ducks.

Like ducks.

I love it how you come up
with things like that.

What a week it has been.
Oh, what a week indeed, Anna.

AFL star Bundy Gribbons

has had a rough week
making headlines

for some unholy Mad Monday antics.

But just look at this photo
of Bundy Gribbons,

just devastated after the incident.

Now, that's a bloke
who's going through something.

I caught up with the footy star
earlier and he blew me away

with his compassion.

So, Bundy...
What a day, girls.

Mm.

Um, well, uh, being
with a woman... uh...

Tatiana.

Yeah, that's really helped.

Uh, but also, uh, apologising.

Um, I really hurt people
with my behaviour.

And, um, for that, I am, uh, sorry.

Yeah.

INTERVIEWER: And, uh,
what's that pin for, Bundy?

Uh, this is a rainbow ribbon
to represent my work

with the Rainbow Ribbon Foundation.

And what's the foundation do?

Uh, everything for everyone.

We didn't want to leave anyone out
because everyone is, uh...

..awesome.

(CHUCKLES)
Well, an exciting new era.

Yeah.
Eh?

(PHONE RINGS)
That's, uh, Bobby, finally.

I might, um,
just, uh, take this outside.

Uh, Bobby! Hi!
BOBBY: (OVER PHONE) Ian!

Oh, I missed you at the funeral.

Um, just a quick one.

The girls are going
to take over for a bit.

OK, so we should probably
tee up a time to chat.

Wha...
Uh, I just won't be able to do...

What are you saying?

I just... (IMITATES STATIC)
I'm just struggling to hear you.

(IMITATES STATIC)
It's the reception...

..Dubai...flight...

..so (IMITATES STATIC)
..I'll call you back.

Yeah. No, it was
no comment, remember? Yeah.

I'm sure you were fine, Premier.

Yeah, I will watch
the interview now.

As long as you said no comment.

No comment works for everything.

OK? Alright. OK. Bye.

Jeez.

With questions about his beliefs
and whether he respects women

in the workplace,
Premier Matthew Chamberlain replied,

"No comment."

And now, sport.

Oh, shit.

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