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[upbeat music]
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[knocking]
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Mom! Open up!
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Honey, what are you doing here?
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Can you let me in?
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-It's not a good time.
-Why not?
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I have a guest.
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Eh! Eh!
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[door closes]
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Novelette?
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Wait.
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You two know each other?
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What the hell is going on
right now?
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I am so sorry, Eddie.
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Eddie?
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Novelette is your daughter?
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She just barged in.
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-How do you know each other?
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-Hello?
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Somebody better
tell me what is going on.
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Eddie's the man
I've been seeing.
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You can�t date my boss.
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Oh, you work at Eddie's
restaurant?
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How have you not talked
about me before?
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Your mother did mention
that she had a daughter-
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There's plenty of people
I talk about besides you.
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Like what?
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Why don't you come in
and relax for a little?
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Why don't you leave?
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I am talking to my mother.
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Hey, he is still your boss.
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You guys got to break up.
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-Why?
-Why?
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This is very
uncomfortable for me.
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Well, that's unfortunate,
but that doesn't mean
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I have to end my relationship.
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You need to learn how to deal
with your discomfort.
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What if you two actually do
break up?
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I promise you, you will not
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lose your employment
at Spice Island.
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Gee, thanks.
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I cannot believe how selfish
you're being right now.
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Novelette, I'm happy
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for the first time in a while.
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Eddie satisfies me in ways
no other man has.
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Gross,
I do not need to hear this part.
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Grow up.
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I'm allowed to have fun.
I�m allowed to be sexual.
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Maybe we could continue this
conversation some other time.
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This is so ridiculous.
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Why did you come over?
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I came to see my mother.
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You've been so busy
with dance classes and shopping
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sprees with your new boo,
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it seemed like you've forgotten
all about me.
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I�m sorry.
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Do you want to
stay and have lunch with us?
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Aww.
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I would hate that.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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I think that went well.
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It was eye pass.
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It's not a bad first impression.
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I mean, she didn't hit me.
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She really eye passing me,
y�know?
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Don�t worry, sweetheart.
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I ain�t going to
pass you at all.
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[laughing]
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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What the hell is that?
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Audre, are you home?
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Audre?
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[knocking]
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Audre?
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Hey, what's going on?
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Fancy a drink with me?
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Oh. Why so glum?
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I just found out that
my mother is dating my boss.
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That must have been awkward.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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She started saying shit
like he satisfies her.
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Had to get the hell
out of there.
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Good for her.
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Good for her?
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My mother is dating my boss.
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My boss has had sexual
intercourse with my mother.
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Yeah, I got it.
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She could have picked anyone
else.
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I would have been fine
with anyone else.
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Literally. Fuck.
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Date Big Bird for all I care.
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You can't really blame her.
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She didn't know
you were working for the guy.
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But now that she knows.
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She still refused to break
up with him.
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Why should she?
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Because I'm her daughter.
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I come first.
The needs of your child
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should always come before
the needs of your partner.
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You're acting like a kid.
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I'm not. I-
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What's this?
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Can you respect
my personal shit?
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You're leaving your job?
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-Did you get another one?
-Nope.
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So what are you gonna do?
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Live off savings
while I look for something else.
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I figure
I have about six months.
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Wait a minute.
You have six months
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worth of living
expenses saved up?
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How?
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I'm a single woman with no kids.
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Plus, I live cheap as hell.
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Huh.
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So this is what adulting
looks like.
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You are my life goals right now.
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[laughing]
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So, still seeing whatever
her name is?
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Jackie?
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I told her I wasn't seeing her.
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She's just a friend.
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Friend that
you sleep with?
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Occasionally.
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Why don't you just date her?
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She's the kind of woman
who likes drama.
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She likes when women
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fight over her or fight for her.
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She wants to feel like
you've earned her love.
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I can't be with someone
like that.
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Maybe fighting�s
her love language.
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Maybe.
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Besides,
she was just a distraction.
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She's not who I really want.
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Novelette-
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Do you want some more wine?
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No. I'm good.
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Well, I need another glass.
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Matter of fact,
why don't you put some music on?
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It is so quiet in here.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Well, I'm trying to talk to you,
and you're acting weird
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all of a sudden.
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I�m not acting weird.
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Talk, if you want to talk.
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Okay. Um-
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Well,
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I was saying I have feelings for
you, and I want to date you.
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You do?
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Yes. Would you-
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[crying]
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Oh my God.
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Why are you crying?
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I don't know.
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We don't have to-
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No no no no, I want to.
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I really want to.
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[crying]
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[love song plays]
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I just wanted you to
say that for a while.
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Oh, sweetie.
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[love song continues]
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Come on.
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Hiya.
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What up?
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So, how are you
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this lovely morning?
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You had sex.
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Excuse me?
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You got laid, didn't you?
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I'm not going to talk
about this.
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With who?
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We're not discussing this.
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I talk about who I'm
fucking all the time.
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I know, and I have asked
you repeatedly to stop.
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Come on, tell me.
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Look, I'm going to protect
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this person's privacy
and just keep it to myself.
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Protect their privacy.
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Why do I know them-
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Was it Vicky?
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It was Dom.
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You fucked Dom?
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We- we had an adult
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physical
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prelude.
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Bitch. What?
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Look, you're not getting
any more details out of me.
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Hey. Well,
did you have a good time?
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Can you at least tell me that?
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I did, it was-
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It was nice.
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I'm glad.
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It's about time
you cleared out those cobwebs.
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There were never any cobwebs.
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Mmhm. Okay.
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So it's your girlfriend now?
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I don't know, it's too early
for all that.
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Well, I think you guys make
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a very cute couple.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I'm just happy.
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I feel like
I played a role in this.
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Like you're
my little queer mentee.
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Mentee.
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You know, I was queer
before you moved in, right?
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Not that queer.
You never even fingered a woman.
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How was that a barometer
for queerness?
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What is that in some lesbian
manifesto somewhere?
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Yeah, actually.
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Us lesbians have an annual
meeting where we meet
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and discuss the requirements
for being a full member.
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Okay, it goes kissing,
then fingering.
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-Oral.
-Oh my God.
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Scissoring.
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-Strap on.
-Please stop.
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U-Haul, strap-on orgy.
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-U-Haul.
-Wow.
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-Marriage.
-Okay.
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And then kids.
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Is that it?
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[downbeat music plays]
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[song plays]
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