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[uplifting music]
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[trip hop song plays]
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Oh. Ooh ooh ooh.
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Oh. Oh God.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, right there.
Right there.
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Oh God.
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[water running]
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[solemn music plays]
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[text alerts]
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[text alerts]
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Fuck.
What the fuck?
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[water running]
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[phone chime]
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Hey, everyone!
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I don't know what is going on
with Fat on Fire, but
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I just want to let you know
that I'm listening.
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I've been reading the comments.
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I take everything you're
all saying very seriously.
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I would never knowingly
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put my name behind a brand
that causes somebody else harm
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because your health is
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of the utmost importance to me.
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I'm gonna investigate
this further
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with my sponsors.
Peace and love, everyone.
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Everything all right?
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Nothing. Just my whole career
blowing up.
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Wanna talk about it?
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You don't have to do that.
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Do what?
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Pretend like you give a damn?
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That's not fair.
Your career's important.
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I need
you to be able to pay rent.
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I'm just kidding.
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Seriously, though, what's wrong?
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Everyone on social media
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is going off about Fat on Fire.
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Hashtag Fat on Fire
Kills is trending.
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Oh, shit.
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Does it kill people?
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I hope not.
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You should stop promoting it
until you figure that out.
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And even if it hasn't-
These rumors
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have already damaged my brand.
If I-
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If I don't-
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If I don't get a handle on this,
my career's over.
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Before it even started.
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I wish I could help you,
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but my career just started
five minutes ago.
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Ahem.
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Found something of yours
in the bathroom.
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Give it here.
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Hey.
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Looks like I'm not the only one
who got off last night, huh?
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Look, you�ve been
single long enough.
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You gotta let me set you
up with somebody.
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I�m not interested
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in any of the women
you have in your stable.
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I know a lot of smart, classy,
funny women that you'd like.
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You don't know what I like.
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Who was the last woman
you went on a date with?
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That is none of your business.
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You have been out
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with a woman, though, right?
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[groove music plays]
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Oh, that explains it.
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Your whole vibe.
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-My vibe?
-Yeah.
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Your whole silent orgasms.
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No overnight guest
without a heads up vibe.
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That is basic
rules of communal living.
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-We gotta fix this.
-We don't have to fix anything.
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You've never experienced
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the glory and power that comes
from burying your face
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between a woman's legs.
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The minute loverboy walked out.
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I would have been on the prowl.
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Tongue out too.
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Oh, God, I am not you.
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Excuse me.
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This is your sexual prime.
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You gotta let me
set you up with somebody.
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I�ve got a perfect girl.
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If you must know,
I've got my eye on someone.
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Okay, now
we're getting somewhere. Who?
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We've already established
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that I'm not the type
to mind my business.
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So tell me.
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Do I know her?
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I don�t know who you know.
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Okay, then let's double date.
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Me and Chantal.
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You and your girl?
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Chantal?
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Is that
the girl from last night?
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Don�t try to distract me.
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Come on. What do you say?
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Double date?
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I don't think I'm ready
for all that.
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I just need to be single
for a while.
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Then be single
and get your freak on.
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[door knock]
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-Hey.
-Hey,
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Can you help me with something?
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Sure.
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[groove music plays]
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[door closes]
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So, what are we doing?
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We're headed to the University.
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Post fliers about my classes.
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Wait a minute.
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You say on here that your class
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is an enlightening
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and fun experience
that will blow your mind.
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-Yeah, and?
-Will it?
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If they like
doing a lot of readings.
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Ah, so no.
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What was I supposed to say?
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You're gonna learn
all about Canada's
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history of suppressing
it�s legacy of racism
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and its consistent
erasure of black people.
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See, now, that's a
course I would sign up for.
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[laughs]
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Let's just go.
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Maybe
I should go back to school.
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You want to?
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Yeah. I mean, there's
a part of me
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that kind of wishes
I would have finished.
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I mean, you probably would have
if your dad had gotten sick.
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Forget it.
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I'd probably be the oldest one
in the class now anyway.
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Seen Timothy lately?
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Oh, please.
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I'm not even thinking about him
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anymore.
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He probably did me a favor.
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Of course he did. You�ve changed
so much since you guys broke up.
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You're working a new job now.
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A job that my mother got me.
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And you're talking about
going back to school.
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I see huge difference.
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A good difference.
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Yes. Good.
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It's called growth.
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Told you this would happen.
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[playful music]
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[knocking]
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Knock knock.
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Hi.
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So, listen, I don't want
to be one of those sticklers.
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And you�re new. Getting the hang
of how things work around here.
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But I want to remind you
that this is a sustainability
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consulting firm.
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Doesn't look good
when our employees
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aren't practicing
sustainability.
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What are you talking about?
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The saran wrap.
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You tossed it in the garbage.
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Isn't that where it goes?
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No, it goes in the recycling.
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I'll remember that
for next time.
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You want me to give you
an orientation?
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Nope. That's fine.
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Are you sure?
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-Because if you forget again,
-I got it.
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Remember, the planet can't heal
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unless we all do our part.
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[intense music]
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Right.
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Good.
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I'm glad we had this chat.
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[playful music]
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What a freak.
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[door opens]
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Hey. You're home.
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Come on in.
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I want you to meet my friends.
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This is Chantal
and a friend, Vicky.
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-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.
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Audre�s told me
a little bit about you.
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We got Chinese food. Join us.
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-I've had a long day.
-Perfect.
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We bought wine.
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[playful music]
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So, what do you do?
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I'm a general manager
at a restaurant.
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Which one?
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This Italian place. Saucy Meat?
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Oh, I hate that place.
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Food is way
overpriced for the quality.
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What do you do?
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I work in a sustainability
consulting firm.
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-That's interesting.
-Not really.
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I do data entry and it
is the most mind numbingly
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tedious bullshit
job I've ever had.
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Well,
at least it pays the bills
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while you find something
you do like, right?
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Whatever.
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Is there any more wine?
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I'll grab it.
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[sullen acoustic song plays]
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