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[upbeat music]
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[rhythmic music plays]
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Don't be nervous, sweetie.
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Everyone's going to love you.
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Can you chill?
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It's just a job. Not my
first day of kindergarten.
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I'm so proud of you.
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And you know what?
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I think you're going to like it
here.
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I doubt it.
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Of course you are.
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They were so impressed with you
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they put you right
into management.
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No. They didn't.
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You're in Information Systems
Management.
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Mum, that is just data entry.
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You can slap a bow
on some cow shit,
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it's still going to be cow shit.
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Don't be crude, sweetie.
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And I don�t think
that�s the saying.
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Where is my desk?
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Have a seat.
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You have a lot of paperwork
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to fill out, so sit.
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What�s this?
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You�ve had a job before.
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It's all standard.
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Employment contract,
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tax forms, insurance paperwork,
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etc., etc..
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Mum, don't get
your hopes up.
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I don't plan on
being at this job forever.
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Can you give this place
a chance?
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You haven't even started yet.
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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Oh, Warren.
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Of course not. Come in.
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Well, this must be the Novelette
that I've heard so much about.
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Hi.
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Warren. My place.
[laughs]
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This is going to be great.
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Having a mother and daughter
team working under me.
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Well, we're working
in different departments,
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so I don't think we're really-
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It�s like we're one whole big
work family, right?
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And I'm the daddy.
[laughs]
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So, your mother tells me
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that you're passionate
about the environment.
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I mean, I recycle.
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She does more than that.
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Of course.
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All you millennials are, right?
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And it was my generation
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that fucked it up
in the first place, right?
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That's why I started this firm.
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You know?
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It was after my last business
went under.
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And I asked myself, Warren,
with the rest of the days
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that you have left
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what can you do to make
the world a better place?
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And then I'm sitting there
watching the old boob tube,
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gallons of oil spilling
into the Gulf of Mexico.
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And then it hit me.
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The earth. Hm?
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Doing my part to
save the planet.
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That's what I�m meant to do
with the rest of my days.
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So, dusted myself off.
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I picked myself up.
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And I built up the courage
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to ask my father
for another $5 million
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so I could open up Green Mode.
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And here we are.
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Wow. That's-
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Inspiring.
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Well, thank you.
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Warren,
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I was just about to show
Novelette her workspace.
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Do you think we could continue
this another time?
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Well, of course, of course.
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Let's do that, huh?
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To be continued. Right?
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See you later, family.
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Give him a chance.
He means well.
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Come on, I'll show you
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where you�re going
to be working.
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One way that we can combat
climate change
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is to actively decrease
our carbon footprint.
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Activities like recycling,
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composting,
and carpooling to work
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are all small ways that we can
incorporate sustainability into
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our everyday lives.
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[slow rhythmic music plays]
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Hey, you're the new girl.
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Yeah. Who are you?
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I was you eight months ago.
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-I'm Emily.
-Novelette.
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So what do you do for work
before this?
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I did social work.
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Really? That's awesome.
Like MCFD?
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Huh?
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Ministry of Child and Family
Development.
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Oh, no.
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I, worked
in the nonprofit sector.
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Ah, so you're addicted
to poverty.
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You'll fit right in here.
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[laughs]
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-Well, see you around.
-Okay.
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So you making friends?
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Yeah.
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And at recess
we're going to play hopscotch
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on the playground.
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So how's your first day going?
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Fine. Boring.
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Who knew there was so much
to learn about sustainability?
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Word of advice.
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Lose the cynicism.
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You get much further in life.
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But it's
what makes me so lovable.
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Speaking of which,
I think Warren really likes you.
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I was just talking to him.
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We met for like two minutes
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where he mostly
talked about himself.
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What could he possibly like
about me?
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He says he senses
a real tenacious spirit in you.
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And that you
have a bright future here.
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Mum?
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Y�all are coming across
hella thirsty, okay?
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I'm not the next David Suzuki,
nor am I Greta Thunberg.
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Going back to my desk.
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I believe in you, sweetie.
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Okay. Thank you.
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[rhythmic music plays]
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[bottle slams on desk]
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Did you get the email
I sent you?
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Sorry,
I didn't mean to spook you.
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It's fine. I-
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No, I didn't get an email.
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What was it about?
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The Green Mode information
management system.
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There's about six hours
of training videos-
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There's more training videos?
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And an e-copy
of the troubleshooting handbook.
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Troubleshooting what?
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Any problems
you have with G-MIMS.
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Was that in the job description?
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I didn't apply for that.
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Trust me,
if I can learn to do it.
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So can you.
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[knocking]
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Ready to go, mom?
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Almost.
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So was it
everything you hoped for?
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How do
I put this diplomatically?
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Fuck, no.
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Language.
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You did
not tell me that I would need
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Geek Squad
level experience to do this job.
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You're a millennial.
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Isn't that what you people do?
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You know,
I didn't really appreciate
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the way you just said
you people.
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I meant someone young
who can learn and adapt quickly.
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I don't know how true that is.
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I mean, it took me forever
to figure out
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how to schedule
social media posts.
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Anyways, this office is filled
with people your age
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you can learn from.
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Trust me,
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once you get a hang of this job,
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you'll be so glad
you begged me for it.
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Okay, I did not beg you.
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I politely asked if
your company had any openings.
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Yeah. You begged.
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You did everything
but get on your knees.
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Don't try and rewrite history.
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I am not rewriting
anything, Mum.
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You remember it wrong.
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[uplifting music plays]
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Congrats
on a successful first day.
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I don't know if I would call it
successful.
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Well, it didn't kill you,
so be happy about that.
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Sometimes
when I'm in front of those
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entitled, bratty
students of mine,
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I feel like burning the whole
place to the ground.
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It has been so long
since I actually worked,
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the hours go by so slowly.
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I don't know how you do this
every day.
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It's because you don't like
what you're doing.
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I know when I'm teaching
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time flies
because I'm enjoying it.
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You just called your students
entitled brats and said
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that you felt like
committing arson.
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Sometimes.
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[laughing]
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Hey, Dom.
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I was just
knocking on your door.
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You did? What's up?
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You feel like hitting
the club with me tonight?
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Girl, you don't have
to ask me twice.
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Oh, it's been a long time
since I wore my clubbing shorts.
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Oh, the ones with
the glitter on the ass?
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I knew
you were checking out my ass.
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Everybody has a weakness.
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[laughs]
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Hi.
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You don't think
I might want to go out?
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Every time I ask you
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you always say no.
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But I would still like
to be asked.
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Okay.
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Would you like to come along?
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Yes, I would.
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I'm going to go get changed.
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We'll come
get you in a couple hours.
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Would you mind maybe cooling it
with the overtly sexual energy
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that you're always
putting out?
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Do what?
Be more like you,
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Miss Silent Orgasm?
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No, thanks.
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Now go get changed, man.
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I am not
trying to pay cover tonight.
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[dance music plays]
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