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[upbeat music]

[rhythmic music plays]

Don't be nervous, sweetie.

Everyone's going to love you.

Can you chill?

It's just a job. Not my first day of kindergarten.

I'm so proud of you.

And you know what?

I think you're going to like it here.

I doubt it.

Of course you are.

They were so impressed with you

they put you right into management.

No. They didn't.

You're in Information Systems Management.

Mum, that is just data entry.

You can slap a bow on some cow shit,

it's still going to be cow shit.

Don't be crude, sweetie.

And I don�t think that�s the saying.

Where is my desk?

Have a seat.

You have a lot of paperwork

to fill out, so sit.

What�s this?

You�ve had a job before.

It's all standard.

Employment contract,

tax forms, insurance paperwork,

etc., etc..

Mum, don't get your hopes up.

I don't plan on being at this job forever.

Can you give this place a chance?

You haven't even started yet.

I hope I'm not interrupting.

Oh, Warren.

Of course not. Come in.

Well, this must be the Novelette that I've heard so much about.

Hi.

Warren. My place. [laughs]

This is going to be great.

Having a mother and daughter team working under me.

Well, we're working in different departments,

so I don't think we're really-

It�s like we're one whole big work family, right?

And I'm the daddy. [laughs]

So, your mother tells me

that you're passionate about the environment.

I mean, I recycle.

She does more than that.

Of course.

All you millennials are, right?

And it was my generation

that fucked it up in the first place, right?

That's why I started this firm.

You know?

It was after my last business went under.

And I asked myself, Warren, with the rest of the days

that you have left

what can you do to make the world a better place?

And then I'm sitting there watching the old boob tube,

gallons of oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico.

And then it hit me.

The earth. Hm?

Doing my part to save the planet.

That's what I�m meant to do with the rest of my days.

So, dusted myself off.

I picked myself up.

And I built up the courage

to ask my father for another $5 million

so I could open up Green Mode.

And here we are.

Wow. That's-

Inspiring.

Well, thank you.

Warren,

I was just about to show Novelette her workspace.

Do you think we could continue this another time?

Well, of course, of course.

Let's do that, huh?

To be continued. Right?

See you later, family.

Give him a chance. He means well.

Come on, I'll show you

where you�re going to be working.

One way that we can combat climate change

is to actively decrease our carbon footprint.

Activities like recycling,

composting, and carpooling to work

are all small ways that we can incorporate sustainability into

our everyday lives.

[slow rhythmic music plays]

Hey, you're the new girl.

Yeah. Who are you?

I was you eight months ago.

-I'm Emily. -Novelette.

So what do you do for work before this?

I did social work.

Really? That's awesome. Like MCFD?

Huh?

Ministry of Child and Family Development.

Oh, no.

I, worked in the nonprofit sector.

Ah, so you're addicted to poverty.

You'll fit right in here.

[laughs]

-Well, see you around. -Okay.

So you making friends?

Yeah.

And at recess we're going to play hopscotch

on the playground.

So how's your first day going?

Fine. Boring.

Who knew there was so much to learn about sustainability?

Word of advice.

Lose the cynicism.

You get much further in life.

But it's what makes me so lovable.

Speaking of which, I think Warren really likes you.

I was just talking to him.

We met for like two minutes

where he mostly talked about himself.

What could he possibly like about me?

He says he senses a real tenacious spirit in you.

And that you have a bright future here.

Mum?

Y�all are coming across hella thirsty, okay?

I'm not the next David Suzuki, nor am I Greta Thunberg.

Going back to my desk.

I believe in you, sweetie.

Okay. Thank you.

[rhythmic music plays]

[bottle slams on desk]

Did you get the email I sent you?

Sorry, I didn't mean to spook you.

It's fine. I-

No, I didn't get an email.

What was it about?

The Green Mode information management system.

There's about six hours of training videos-

There's more training videos?

And an e-copy of the troubleshooting handbook.

Troubleshooting what?

Any problems you have with G-MIMS.

Was that in the job description?

I didn't apply for that.

Trust me, if I can learn to do it.

So can you.

[knocking]

Ready to go, mom?

Almost.

So was it everything you hoped for?

How do I put this diplomatically?

Fuck, no.

Language.

You did not tell me that I would need

Geek Squad level experience to do this job.

You're a millennial.

Isn't that what you people do?

You know, I didn't really appreciate

the way you just said you people.

I meant someone young who can learn and adapt quickly.

I don't know how true that is.

I mean, it took me forever to figure out

how to schedule social media posts.

Anyways, this office is filled with people your age

you can learn from.

Trust me,

once you get a hang of this job,

you'll be so glad you begged me for it.

Okay, I did not beg you.

I politely asked if your company had any openings.

Yeah. You begged.

You did everything but get on your knees.

Don't try and rewrite history.

I am not rewriting anything, Mum.

You remember it wrong.

[uplifting music plays]

Congrats on a successful first day.

I don't know if I would call it successful.

Well, it didn't kill you, so be happy about that.

Sometimes when I'm in front of those

entitled, bratty students of mine,

I feel like burning the whole place to the ground.

It has been so long since I actually worked,

the hours go by so slowly.

I don't know how you do this every day.

It's because you don't like what you're doing.

I know when I'm teaching

time flies because I'm enjoying it.

You just called your students entitled brats and said

that you felt like committing arson.

Sometimes.

[laughing]

Hey, Dom.

I was just knocking on your door.

You did? What's up?

You feel like hitting the club with me tonight?

Girl, you don't have to ask me twice.

Oh, it's been a long time since I wore my clubbing shorts.

Oh, the ones with the glitter on the ass?

I knew you were checking out my ass.

Everybody has a weakness.

[laughs]

Hi.

You don't think I might want to go out?

Every time I ask you

you always say no.

But I would still like to be asked.

Okay.

Would you like to come along?

Yes, I would.

I'm going to go get changed.

We'll come get you in a couple hours.

Would you mind maybe cooling it with the overtly sexual energy

that you're always putting out?

Do what? Be more like you,

Miss Silent Orgasm?

No, thanks.

Now go get changed, man.

I am not trying to pay cover tonight.

[dance music plays]

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