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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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♪Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Now this sweet world
is precious to me ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ I have traveled
down this road before ♪
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♪ On a journey for a friend ♪
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♪ Been away,
but now I'm back for more ♪
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♪ Going down this road again ♪
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♪ You know
he answers every prayer ♪
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♪ But you better do your part ♪
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♪ His spirit's
all around you everywhere ♪
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♪ But you gotta open up
your heart ♪
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♪ You've gotta open up
your heart ♪
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♪ You're alone when
you come in this world ♪
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♪ You're alone when you go ♪
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♪ And it doesn't matter
who you are ♪
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♪ Doesn't matter who you know ♪
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♪ Keep on listening
for that choir, boys ♪
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♪ That's the way to start ♪
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♪ The door is open,
but you have a choice ♪
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♪ You've got to open up
your heart ♪
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♪ You've gotta open up
your heart ♪
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♪ Oh, this world
is dear to me ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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♪ This is where I long to be ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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♪ When your life seems gloomy ♪
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♪ Teardrops start to fall ♪
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♪ Send the word back to me ♪
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♪ That I'll be there ♪
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♪ When you call ♪
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♪ I've been down
this road before ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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♪ Not coming back here ♪
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♪ Anymore ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Heaven is my home ♪
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[Distant thunder]
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Good night now.
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Good night.
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[Thunder]
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♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪
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♪ are you listening? ♪
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♪ In the land ♪
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♪ snow is glistening ♪
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♪ a beautiful sight ♪
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♪ we're happy tonight ♪
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♪ walking in
a winter wonderland... ♪
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Right here is fine.
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Think this is bleak enough?
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My ears are frozen,
my feet are frozen.
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This is as far as it goes.
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Malt's not going to like this.
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What's he not going to like?
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He'll find something
not to like.
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Besides us, you mean?
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Yes, besides us.
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Huey...
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You sit in the sled.
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Santa, Sparky, presents...
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Reindeer...
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Fake snow...
What are we missing?
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Children.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let them out!
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Let them out!
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[Kids shouting]
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Now what do I do?
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You know what to do.
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When they handed out the
parts, you got the heart.
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That's right, I got the heart.
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You got the brain.
Is that what you're saying?
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I'm saying that between the two of
us, you've got the heart.
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I'm saying that together,
we make a person.
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Kids: It's Santa!
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It's Sparky!
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[Sparky barking]
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♪ And we're walking ♪
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[Camera clicks]
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♪ In a winter ♪
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♪ wonderla-a-and ♪
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What is this, Craddock, a joke?
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No.
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Who was in charge here?
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Me. I was.
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That's right, Mr. Malt.
This was Quinlan's baby.
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Quinlan...
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Let me ask you a question.
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You was a big-shot
investigative reporter
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for the Chicago Tribune.
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Won some prizes.
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[Dog barking]
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[Growling]
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Give him a biscuit.
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Now, what do these
look like to you?
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They're Indians
dressed up as Eskimos.
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Indians, Eskimos...
What's the difference?
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That's what we thought.
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Shut up, Driscoll.
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You know the only prize
I ever got, Quinlan?
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It's out there on the walls.
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I got 4.5 million people
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who buy the National Mirror every week.
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Do you know how many of
those 4 1/2 million readers
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are Indians or Eskimos
or Eskimo-Indians?
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Craddock: I told him.
American children.
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Americans want to see
pictures of Americans.
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Quinlan:
They are Americans.
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Americans! Is that too
much to ask for Christmas?
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No, sir, and I will
get someone right on it.
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Aw, did you do that again?
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[Growling]
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If you don't teach
that dog some manners soon,
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somebody else
is going to have to,
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won't they, hmm?
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How long were you in Elizabeth
Taylor's pool, ma'am?
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Reincarnation.
Miss Uffler speaking.
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Were you on the bed
when it levitated?
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So you're saying he's
living in your refrigerator?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
You know what?
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Can I put you on
hold for a second?
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I'm going to go to my desk
and take this call there.
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Yes. Now,
don't let him out.
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Ok. Hold on.
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Oh.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Here's something interesting.
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Ay yi yi.
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Quinlan: Malt sent you for the tree
this year, didn't he? I forgot.
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I found it in Montana.
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Now, the second
I see this tree,
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I know that it's too big
to fit on the truck.
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Then I think,
what if someone else sees the same tree
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while I'm out trying
to find something
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that will fit on the truck?
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Then Malt...
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Gets the second biggest
Christmas tree in America,
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and I'm screwed.
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Yeah, well,
that's good thinking.
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So I cut the top off.
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You did that?
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How was I supposed to know it was
going to be such a major problem
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to put the top part of the
tree back on the bottom?
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He is never going
to fire you, Huey.
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Look at the walls.
Look, look at the walls.
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He's got millions of
dollars tied up in that dog,
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and the dog belongs to you.
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Hold on to that dog, Huey.
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[Crash]
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What?
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Malt: Driscoll?
Driscoll!
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Driscoll!
Come in here!
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We're going together, Sparky.
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"Dear Mr. Quinlan,
I'm a great admirer of your... prose
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"and can tell you have
a sensitive nature.
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"I have had an angel
named... Michael...
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"Living with me
for almost 6 months now.
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"He's extremely polite.
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"I have enclosed
a photograph to prove to you
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"that I have not lost my wits.
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"I know that you and Sparky
travel all over
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"reporting on your stories.
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"That one about the coconut
with the wedding ring inside
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"was very, very nice,
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and I think you should
visit Iowa..."
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"And see us for yourself.
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Sincerely,
Pansy Milbank."
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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Did your mother drop you?
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What was going on
in that pea brain
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that lets you take this superb
creation of the lord almighty
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and chop it in half?!
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Whatever I'm paying
you, it's too much!
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How much does Fred make?
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What, the janitor? Oh, Mr. Malt,
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I cannot survive on
a janitor's salary...
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Kill the dog.
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Quinlan, did someone
invite you to this meeting?
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Take him outside and let
him go on the highway.
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Malt:
Wait a minute...
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What kind of person are you?
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Who is this?
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This is Miss Dorothy Winters.
She works here.
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I do?
I got the job?
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Yes! You won't regret
this, Mr. Malt.
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Do you know what that is?
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That is an angel.
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That is a genuine angel.
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Huey discovered it.
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Is this for real?
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Absolutely.
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You're going to go
get me this angel.
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That's exactly
what we're going to do.
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[Chuckling]
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We'll put it on
the front page, bold.
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Some white fluffy clouds...
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Quinlan:
There you go.
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A drift of sky...
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You got it.
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And some musical notes!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Poetry.
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Don't play with me, Quinlan.
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You really are going to go and
fetch me this angel for Christmas,
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or... I fire
the two of you,
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and I keep the dog.
Yeah?
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Deal.
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A little conference
with my colleague.
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You cannot live
on Fred's salary.
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You cannot.
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That's a deal.
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Huey: Don't you worry about a
thing, Mr. Malt.
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We'll leave tomorrow.
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We're taking Sparky with us.
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And you're taking Miss Winters.
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They are?
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Why are we taking her?
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She's an expert.
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In what?
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Angels.
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Miss Winters is
an expert in angels.
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[Seagulls cawing]
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I have something to tell you.
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I won't be taking care
of you anymore.
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Your parents will find
someone else and...
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Stop looking at me like that.
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[Whining]
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I have this wonderful new job.
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The only problem is,
I have to pretend to be an angel expert
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for a few days on this trip.
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It'll be fine.
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I'll be fine.
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And so will you.
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Good dogs.
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Good dogs.
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[Shutters banging]
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[Coughs]
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[Snoring]
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Quinlan: Have you ever had
an encounter with an angel?
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Dorothy: No.
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Yes.
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Maybe.
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Have you ever met an angel?
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Yeah, once.
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I got a flat tire
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on the side of a
deserted country road.
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There was no food, no water,
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108 degrees temperature,
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and a man in a white robe
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suddenly appeared
on the horizon
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with a spare and a Jack.
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You're kidding.
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Yes, I am.
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Bradley used to tease.
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Who is Bradley?
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My ex-husband.
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Oh, ho.
You better watch it, Quinlan.
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I think we should start over.
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You know, when something
isn't going well,
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it's best just to start over.
268
00:13:42,694 --> 00:13:43,759
I'll go first.
269
00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:44,760
Ok.
270
00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:46,194
Where'd you get Sparky?
271
00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:47,328
Oh, no.
272
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:49,730
He comes up to Huey in
a parking lot one day.
273
00:13:49,732 --> 00:13:51,231
Huey was eating a donut,
274
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:53,733
and he's trying to kick the...
trying to kick him away.
275
00:13:53,735 --> 00:13:56,268
You were trying to kick the dog?
276
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,103
I wasn't trying to kick him.
277
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:02,172
I was trying to shoo
him away very gently.
278
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,775
When Malt comes out the
door, he looks at the dog,
279
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,009
he stops dead in his tracks.
280
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:09,311
It turns out that
Malt was once a child
281
00:14:09,313 --> 00:14:11,713
who had had a dog
just like that one.
282
00:14:11,715 --> 00:14:14,916
Oh, that's so sweet.
283
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:17,785
Anyway,
Malt's eyes get all teary,
284
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:21,388
and he pours out this story
all about his dog Sparky,
285
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:24,924
which ended up underneath
a tractor tire!
286
00:14:24,926 --> 00:14:26,625
Ha ha ha!
287
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:28,326
And you know what Huey did?
288
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:29,593
Huey turns to Malt,
and he says,
289
00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,695
"Mr. Malt,
that is amazing!
290
00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:34,330
This dog's name
is Sparky, too!"
291
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,799
Ha ha ha!
292
00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:40,002
In no time at all,
the dog is famous.
293
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,336
He's got his own column.
294
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,438
He must've saved Huey's
neck a hundred times.
295
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:46,340
Huey: Milk Bottle Hotel.
Here, here, here!
296
00:14:46,342 --> 00:14:47,341
Milk Bottle Hotel!
297
00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:48,408
[Tires screech]
298
00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:46,464
[Wind chimes tinkling]
299
00:15:59,612 --> 00:16:00,711
[Jingle]
300
00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:05,449
Looks like your angel
checked out.
301
00:16:10,488 --> 00:16:12,087
Somebody's here.
302
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:19,426
[Rattle]
303
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,699
Mrs. Milbank?
304
00:16:30,236 --> 00:16:32,436
Mrs. Milbank,
I'm Frank Quinlan
305
00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:35,605
from the National Mirror.
306
00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:38,307
About your letter?
307
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:39,274
Um...
308
00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:42,410
This is my associate
Mr. Hugh Driscoll.
309
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:43,677
H-How are you?
310
00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:45,845
And this is Dorothy Winters,
311
00:16:45,847 --> 00:16:49,648
who is an expert
in... various things.
312
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,449
And this is...
313
00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:53,583
Sparky.
314
00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:58,253
Oh! Oh!
315
00:16:58,255 --> 00:17:03,957
Oh, you're just as handsome
as in the pictures!
316
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:04,958
Aww...
317
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,893
Oh, I think he's cold.
318
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:07,960
I wouldn't know why not.
319
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:11,229
We better get him
inside. Oh...
320
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,502
Sparky, here you are.
321
00:17:19,504 --> 00:17:21,203
Oh, ha ha!
322
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:24,372
Mmm. What's that
wonderful smell?
323
00:17:24,374 --> 00:17:26,240
Quinlan:
You must be baking.
324
00:17:26,242 --> 00:17:27,507
[Chuckling]
325
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,980
Well, it was nice
of you to come.
326
00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:36,781
[Coughing]
327
00:17:52,765 --> 00:17:54,531
Ohh!
328
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,433
Mrs. Milbank?
329
00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:03,005
Don't shake me,
Mr. Quinlan!
330
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:05,474
I'm contemplating my death.
331
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:08,243
Are you with the angel?
332
00:18:13,282 --> 00:18:15,615
Do you see an angel?
333
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:18,417
I don't think I do.
334
00:18:18,419 --> 00:18:20,719
Then how could I be with him?
335
00:18:20,721 --> 00:18:25,623
Well, we don't know exactly
how it works with angels.
336
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:26,890
"How it works"?
337
00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:32,128
If he's in the room,
then you're with him.
338
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,729
If he's somewhere else,
339
00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:35,163
then you're not.
340
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:38,132
And that's why we
can't see him now.
341
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:40,000
He's not here.
342
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:45,304
Are you impaired in some way
that I haven't noticed, Miss?
343
00:18:45,306 --> 00:18:47,606
Miss Winters has
probably never heard
344
00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:50,275
of an angel living in a motel.
345
00:18:50,277 --> 00:18:52,043
Ha ha ha!
346
00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:53,978
You think I'm full of shit.
347
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,846
No, no, nothing like that.
348
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,381
I don't judge these things, Mrs.
Milbank.
349
00:18:58,383 --> 00:19:00,816
It's not for me to decide
what's real and what's not.
350
00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:02,784
I've seen too many
things myself.
351
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:06,720
We once heard there was a
werewolf in South Jersey.
352
00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:07,887
We went there.
353
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,188
To locate the, uh, werewolf.
354
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,723
Yeah. In that
particular case,
355
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:13,524
that person was...
356
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:17,060
Utterly convinced that the
werewolf was in the room with us.
357
00:19:17,062 --> 00:19:20,163
They could see it,
although Mr. Quinlan and myself...
358
00:19:20,165 --> 00:19:21,464
We couldn't see the werewolf,
359
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,666
but that doesn't mean
it wasn't there.
360
00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,300
Michael!
361
00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:30,238
Michael? Are you
coming down, dear?
362
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,673
Michael: Yeah...
[Floorboards creaking]
363
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,474
Be right down.
364
00:19:34,476 --> 00:19:36,476
Just gotta find my smokes.
365
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:40,346
They're beside the bed,
next to my cortisone.
366
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:42,815
Did you find them?
367
00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:45,551
He'll be down directly.
368
00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:47,052
[Creak]
369
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:48,953
That smell is so familiar.
370
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,087
[Breathes deep]
371
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,822
It's like something
from childhood.
372
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,991
[Footsteps]
373
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:01,363
[Grunts]
374
00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:19,880
Ohh...
375
00:20:31,893 --> 00:20:34,627
Pansy: Michael, look
who's come to visit us.
376
00:20:34,629 --> 00:20:36,061
It's Sparky.
377
00:20:50,443 --> 00:20:52,443
How do you do?
378
00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:13,529
You'll have to excuse Michael.
379
00:21:13,531 --> 00:21:15,864
He's not good
at suffering fools,
380
00:21:15,866 --> 00:21:19,067
but he'll be better
in the morning.
381
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,802
[Snickers]
382
00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:43,456
It's freezing!
383
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,059
Whoa!
384
00:21:47,061 --> 00:21:48,560
[Knock on door]
385
00:21:49,329 --> 00:21:51,495
Where is the thermostat in here?
386
00:21:51,497 --> 00:21:53,463
Are we talking
about an angel here?
387
00:21:53,465 --> 00:21:55,364
We can't be talking
about an angel.
388
00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:56,765
There is no...
389
00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,867
Such thing such thing
as an angel. As an angel.
390
00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:01,469
That is definitely the weirdest
thing I have ever seen.
391
00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:03,337
It's like some great big bird
392
00:22:03,339 --> 00:22:04,705
made love to that guy's mother.
393
00:22:04,707 --> 00:22:08,108
Yes! And we,
we reap the benefits!
394
00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:09,509
I'm set for life!
395
00:22:09,511 --> 00:22:11,210
I mean, I could even
get a raise!
396
00:22:11,212 --> 00:22:13,312
I thank you!
Thank you, Jesus!
397
00:22:13,314 --> 00:22:14,479
♪ Thank you, Jesus ♪
398
00:22:14,481 --> 00:22:15,613
♪ I thank you, Jesus ♪
399
00:22:15,615 --> 00:22:17,648
♪ I thank you, Jesus ♪
400
00:22:18,317 --> 00:22:21,351
♪ Thank you, Jesus, thank you,
Jesus, I thank you, Jesus ♪
401
00:22:21,353 --> 00:22:24,987
♪ I thank you, jeez... ♪
402
00:22:24,989 --> 00:22:26,121
Quinlan: What?
403
00:22:26,123 --> 00:22:27,822
That is not an angel.
404
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:29,290
It is too!
405
00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:30,758
It is not!
406
00:22:33,062 --> 00:22:34,761
I will handle this.
407
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,931
Where... has he been?
408
00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:39,865
Meaning what?
409
00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:42,400
Meaning if he were
a man with wings,
410
00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:44,235
which is the alternative here,
411
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,502
we would've heard about him.
412
00:22:45,504 --> 00:22:47,203
He didn't just show up
at his age with wings.
413
00:22:47,205 --> 00:22:50,139
There would've been a story
about him in the papers.
414
00:22:50,141 --> 00:22:51,240
In the National Mirror.
415
00:22:51,242 --> 00:22:53,675
Exactly. "Baby
born with wings."
416
00:22:53,677 --> 00:22:55,710
Yeah, "Birdman of Iowa."
417
00:22:55,712 --> 00:22:58,112
It is not
angel vs. Man with wings.
418
00:22:58,114 --> 00:22:59,980
There are other possibilities.
419
00:22:59,982 --> 00:23:01,614
Like what?
420
00:23:01,616 --> 00:23:05,317
It's fairly obvious, isn't it?
421
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:08,119
He's a younger man.
She's an older woman.
422
00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:09,553
He's after her money.
423
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,255
A gigolo with wings?
424
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,256
A gigolo!
425
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,824
What money is he after?
426
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:17,526
The Milk Bottle Hotel fortune?
427
00:23:17,528 --> 00:23:18,960
You don't have to have money
428
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:22,129
to have someone try to
take it away from you.
429
00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:24,498
Lord! Oh...
430
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,066
Is it so hard
for you to imagine
431
00:23:26,068 --> 00:23:29,468
that a man would be
after a woman's money?
432
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,002
Is this, uh,
433
00:23:31,004 --> 00:23:33,004
is this Britely or Brinkley or
whatever, what's his name?
434
00:23:33,006 --> 00:23:34,038
Bradley.
435
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,639
Is this Bradley we're
talking about here?
436
00:23:35,641 --> 00:23:37,040
Actually, no.
It's Myles.
437
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,074
Who's Myles?
438
00:23:38,076 --> 00:23:39,275
My second husband.
439
00:23:39,277 --> 00:23:40,276
Ah.
440
00:23:40,278 --> 00:23:42,144
Myles was a wild man.
441
00:23:42,146 --> 00:23:43,345
It only lasted a week.
442
00:23:43,347 --> 00:23:44,646
You left him?
443
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:47,248
No. He left me
in my Camaro.
444
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,783
Ahh!
445
00:23:49,785 --> 00:23:51,184
I see.
446
00:23:51,186 --> 00:23:52,952
I'll bet he racked up $5,000
447
00:23:52,954 --> 00:23:54,753
on your Visa bill, too,
didn't he?
448
00:23:54,755 --> 00:23:55,787
Didn't he?
449
00:23:55,789 --> 00:23:58,456
Oh, you just know
everything, don't you?
450
00:24:00,193 --> 00:24:02,026
Angels don't smoke!
451
00:24:03,963 --> 00:24:05,228
I'm going to sleep.
452
00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:07,029
Good night.
453
00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:08,196
[Arf]
454
00:24:10,433 --> 00:24:12,566
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
455
00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:14,834
Winters: That is a
horrible expression.
456
00:24:14,836 --> 00:24:15,668
[Arf arf]
457
00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:19,738
It is not...
An expression.
458
00:24:29,315 --> 00:24:33,050
[Snoring, wind chimes]
459
00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:54,603
Pansy: Ooh,
is that good?
460
00:24:54,605 --> 00:24:56,504
Oh... ha ha!
461
00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:58,939
You're so hungry.
Ha ha!
462
00:24:58,941 --> 00:25:04,410
Ok... ha ha!
463
00:25:04,412 --> 00:25:07,179
Aww... ha!
464
00:25:07,181 --> 00:25:08,613
Good boy.
465
00:25:08,615 --> 00:25:12,216
Oh, what a sweet doggy.
466
00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:14,284
Ha ha ha!
467
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,754
How would you like your
eggs, Mr. Quinlan?
468
00:25:18,756 --> 00:25:20,355
Oh, Sparky's look good.
469
00:25:20,357 --> 00:25:22,156
Over easy!
470
00:25:37,272 --> 00:25:40,573
You know, last night we
were discussing your wings.
471
00:25:40,575 --> 00:25:43,876
Would you mind if
I took a closer look?
472
00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:46,545
Let them look at your
wings, Michael.
473
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:48,480
They're from
the National Mirror.
474
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,048
Thank you.
475
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:53,851
They're not bad.
Compared to what?
476
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,385
Well, I've...
I've seen birds.
477
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,222
Would you mind
if I touched... oh!
478
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,590
I'd rather you didn't.
479
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,358
Hey, well...
480
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,359
Ha ha!
481
00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:04,626
We'd just like to take a look
482
00:26:04,628 --> 00:26:07,095
to see how you have
these things attached.
483
00:26:07,097 --> 00:26:09,363
Why don't you pull
on your pecker
484
00:26:09,365 --> 00:26:10,764
and see how that's attached?
485
00:26:10,766 --> 00:26:13,233
Watch your language, mister.
486
00:26:13,235 --> 00:26:14,367
Pecker.
487
00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:16,369
An angel that says "pecker."
488
00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:19,672
Language, gentlemen!
489
00:26:19,674 --> 00:26:21,640
And how would you like your
eggs, Miss?
490
00:26:21,642 --> 00:26:23,508
Is there something in the oven
491
00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:24,942
that smells so delicious?
492
00:26:24,944 --> 00:26:27,544
We are serving eggs this
morning, and that's that.
493
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:30,313
Over easy would be just fine.
494
00:26:30,315 --> 00:26:32,415
Over easy!
495
00:26:32,417 --> 00:26:33,549
[Sigh]
496
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:36,251
I thought angels were...
497
00:26:36,253 --> 00:26:37,252
Cleaner.
498
00:26:37,254 --> 00:26:38,386
[Cough]
499
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,687
She doesn't mean to offend.
500
00:26:39,689 --> 00:26:40,821
It's...
501
00:26:40,823 --> 00:26:43,390
Miss Winters is an angel expert,
502
00:26:43,392 --> 00:26:44,991
and she gets kind of...
503
00:26:44,993 --> 00:26:45,958
Literal.
504
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,326
What she probably
wants to know is...
505
00:26:50,363 --> 00:26:51,929
Can you fly?
506
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:53,397
I do not want to
know if he can fly.
507
00:26:53,399 --> 00:26:54,798
I know he can't fly.
508
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,299
Only little angels can fly
because their wingspan...
509
00:26:56,301 --> 00:26:57,633
Says who?
510
00:26:57,635 --> 00:26:59,534
I just thought...
511
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,601
Halos? Yes.
512
00:27:00,603 --> 00:27:02,502
Inner light? Yes.
513
00:27:02,504 --> 00:27:05,705
I'm not that kind of angel.
514
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,440
What kind of angel are you?
515
00:27:07,442 --> 00:27:09,708
Michael is an archangel.
516
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:11,109
He battled Lucifer
517
00:27:11,111 --> 00:27:14,011
and threw him out of heaven.
518
00:27:14,013 --> 00:27:15,912
Revelation 12, verse 7.
519
00:27:15,914 --> 00:27:17,647
That was a long time ago.
520
00:27:17,649 --> 00:27:20,616
He smote a bank for me!
521
00:27:20,618 --> 00:27:22,150
A bank?
522
00:27:22,152 --> 00:27:24,218
I knew it.
Money was involved, wasn't it?
523
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,687
Oh, I should say so.
524
00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:28,221
After Elmer died...
525
00:27:28,223 --> 00:27:29,255
Who's Elmer?
526
00:27:29,257 --> 00:27:30,556
My husband.
527
00:27:30,558 --> 00:27:33,025
After he died,
they built the highway
528
00:27:33,027 --> 00:27:35,727
and stole all my truckers.
529
00:27:35,729 --> 00:27:40,764
And then the bank came
to take the Milk Bottle,
530
00:27:40,766 --> 00:27:44,566
and I prayed for help
531
00:27:44,568 --> 00:27:47,035
until God sent me Michael.
532
00:27:47,037 --> 00:27:49,470
Well, she was persistent.
533
00:27:49,472 --> 00:27:51,772
You came... down
534
00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:53,106
and smote the bank?
535
00:27:53,108 --> 00:27:54,507
Eh, a branch.
536
00:27:54,509 --> 00:27:55,875
First Iowa Bank of Commerce.
537
00:27:55,877 --> 00:27:57,276
It was lovely.
538
00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,678
He walked into the
manager's office and said...
539
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,513
What was that you said?
540
00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:02,747
Moneychanger!
541
00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:04,949
Moneychanger!
542
00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,484
I shall turneth this earthly den
543
00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,386
into a parking lot!
544
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:11,653
Come on. Did I say that?
545
00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:12,920
I didn't say that.
546
00:28:12,922 --> 00:28:14,521
They didn't believe us,
547
00:28:14,523 --> 00:28:16,256
so Michael flattened it.
548
00:28:16,258 --> 00:28:17,657
Huey: You did that?
549
00:28:17,659 --> 00:28:18,658
Had to.
550
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,059
Quinlan: Into a parking lot?
551
00:28:20,061 --> 00:28:23,228
Well,
they said it was a tornado.
552
00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:26,931
This town doesn't really
need a parking lot,
553
00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:32,068
but it's, uh, more, uh...
Cosmopolitan.
554
00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:34,003
And what about the money?
555
00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:37,139
We never heard another word about
it, did we?
556
00:28:37,141 --> 00:28:38,340
Nope.
557
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:42,710
You look like you must
eat a robust breakfast.
558
00:28:42,712 --> 00:28:44,478
How would you like your eggs?
559
00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:49,916
Poached?
560
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:53,152
Uh, that's... Poached is fine.
561
00:28:53,154 --> 00:28:54,819
Poached.
562
00:28:57,790 --> 00:29:00,357
[Coughing]
563
00:29:13,772 --> 00:29:15,705
The lord is my Shepherd.
564
00:29:15,707 --> 00:29:17,106
I shall not want.
565
00:29:17,108 --> 00:29:20,342
He maketh me to lie
down in green pastures.
566
00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:23,378
He leadeth me beside
the still waters.
567
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:24,312
Look, she's...
568
00:29:24,314 --> 00:29:26,981
She's happier where she
is, right?
569
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,316
Heaven?
570
00:29:30,719 --> 00:29:32,785
She's happier up there, right?
571
00:29:32,787 --> 00:29:35,654
It isn't my area.
572
00:29:35,656 --> 00:29:38,056
[Crying]
573
00:29:42,728 --> 00:29:44,728
You hardly knew her.
574
00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:47,263
She died cooking us breakfast.
575
00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:52,234
She died making breakfast.
576
00:29:58,541 --> 00:30:02,476
What is it that you keep
writing in that book?
577
00:30:02,478 --> 00:30:04,344
Lyrics.
578
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:06,679
To what?
579
00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:09,348
I write country-western songs.
580
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:11,049
It's my hobby.
581
00:30:12,285 --> 00:30:13,751
Earth to earth,
582
00:30:13,753 --> 00:30:15,919
ashes to ashes,
583
00:30:15,921 --> 00:30:18,554
dust to dust.
584
00:30:18,556 --> 00:30:20,455
The lord bless and keep you
585
00:30:20,457 --> 00:30:22,423
and give you peace.
586
00:30:23,426 --> 00:30:25,159
Justine? It's Quinlan.
587
00:30:25,161 --> 00:30:26,627
Put me straight through.
588
00:30:26,629 --> 00:30:28,228
What you got?
589
00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:29,696
Wings.
590
00:30:29,698 --> 00:30:30,830
Real wings.
591
00:30:30,832 --> 00:30:33,165
Don't play with me, Quinlan.
592
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:36,368
This guy is about 6 feet tall,
593
00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:37,435
and his wings
594
00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:40,371
reach from his
shoulders to his knees.
595
00:30:40,373 --> 00:30:41,305
He's filthy, though.
596
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,306
We're gonna have to clean him up
597
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,573
and put him in a white robe.
598
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,375
Get Craddock to dig up
some of those sandals.
599
00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:48,443
You know, the ones with those
straps that go up your legs.
600
00:30:48,445 --> 00:30:50,912
It's too bad he's not
blond, all right.
601
00:30:50,914 --> 00:30:51,979
Angels is supposed to be blond.
602
00:30:51,981 --> 00:30:53,413
But Oprah, Barbara,
603
00:30:53,415 --> 00:30:56,015
the Today Show, Hard Copy,
604
00:30:56,017 --> 00:30:57,750
book the works.
605
00:30:57,752 --> 00:30:59,118
Then let's don't
mess this one up.
606
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,020
I want that guy on the
first plane to Chicago...
607
00:31:02,022 --> 00:31:04,355
Or does the birdman fly himself?
608
00:31:04,357 --> 00:31:08,025
I don't know if he
actually uses the wings,
609
00:31:08,027 --> 00:31:09,793
but, God,
wouldn't that be a draw?
610
00:31:09,795 --> 00:31:12,462
Anyway, don't worry,
he's in safe hands.
611
00:31:12,464 --> 00:31:14,764
Yeah,
and I'm the Queen of England.
612
00:31:14,766 --> 00:31:16,832
Don't fret, Malt.
613
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,000
[Hangs up]
614
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,035
He's in safe hands.
615
00:31:21,037 --> 00:31:22,603
In view of this development,
616
00:31:22,605 --> 00:31:23,837
should we call the girl off?
617
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:26,673
No, no. Leave her where she is.
618
00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:29,075
I'm in a no-lose situation.
619
00:31:29,077 --> 00:31:31,310
Heh heh heh heh!
620
00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:40,918
Hey ya, Mike.
621
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,319
Michael.
622
00:31:46,424 --> 00:31:48,857
Have you, um...
623
00:31:48,859 --> 00:31:50,258
Have you ever seen
624
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:52,860
the world's biggest
ball of twine?
625
00:31:52,862 --> 00:31:54,061
No.
626
00:31:54,063 --> 00:31:55,429
Listen, we have to get back.
627
00:31:55,431 --> 00:31:58,565
I once saw the world's
biggest cannonball.
628
00:31:58,567 --> 00:31:59,699
Mesopotamia.
629
00:31:59,701 --> 00:32:01,333
I wonder if it's still there.
630
00:32:01,335 --> 00:32:03,068
Mesopotamia isn't still there.
631
00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:05,970
Ohh! Nothing lasts.
632
00:32:05,972 --> 00:32:08,806
Listen, I have to ask a favor.
633
00:32:08,808 --> 00:32:10,207
Huey and I,
634
00:32:10,209 --> 00:32:13,676
we're on a little bit
of a losing streak.
635
00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,511
Quit.
636
00:32:15,513 --> 00:32:16,912
We can't quit.
637
00:32:16,914 --> 00:32:18,313
He's got a mortgage.
638
00:32:18,315 --> 00:32:20,048
He's got 3 kids
in a soccer camp.
639
00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:21,049
He's got a wife.
640
00:32:21,051 --> 00:32:22,483
God knows he loves her,
641
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,318
but she's burning a
hole in his pocket.
642
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,186
And I...
643
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,620
Well...
644
00:32:28,622 --> 00:32:30,288
Love to fight. Like me.
645
00:32:30,290 --> 00:32:31,555
We'll drive.
646
00:32:31,557 --> 00:32:32,722
Where?
647
00:32:32,724 --> 00:32:34,757
Chicago. That's where you want to
go, isn't it?
648
00:32:34,759 --> 00:32:35,758
Yes!
649
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,159
Yeah. I know.
650
00:32:37,161 --> 00:32:38,360
That's why I wrote you.
651
00:32:38,362 --> 00:32:39,961
You wrote? I thought...
652
00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:41,562
Yeah. My idea.
653
00:32:41,564 --> 00:32:42,696
Ah.
654
00:32:42,698 --> 00:32:44,097
Why are we driving?
655
00:32:44,099 --> 00:32:47,400
I mean, why don't we fly?
656
00:32:47,402 --> 00:32:49,201
I mean, all of us,
657
00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:51,069
together, in a plane.
658
00:32:51,071 --> 00:32:52,670
It's safer, much safer.
659
00:32:52,672 --> 00:32:54,071
Nobody believes it,
660
00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:57,574
but, statistically, it's true,
661
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,576
and the paper will pay.
662
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,977
Nope. We need time.
663
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,679
Time for what?
664
00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:03,813
Smokes.
665
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,814
Smokes. Ah.
666
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,949
Besides... I will get to see
667
00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:09,818
the world's largest
ball of twine.
668
00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:10,819
It's on the way.
669
00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:12,153
Great. Great.
670
00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:13,621
One one condition: You
will owe me something.
671
00:33:13,623 --> 00:33:16,223
Money. Yeah.
I can't quote a figure,
672
00:33:16,225 --> 00:33:18,225
but there will be
plenty of money,
673
00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:20,360
I promise you that,
674
00:33:20,362 --> 00:33:22,595
once the world sees
pictures of these babies.
675
00:33:22,597 --> 00:33:24,964
No. You will owe me an apology.
676
00:33:24,966 --> 00:33:26,799
An apology for what?
677
00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:28,901
Oh, yeah, sure. I apologize.
678
00:33:28,903 --> 00:33:30,002
Whatever.
679
00:33:30,004 --> 00:33:31,737
Not now. When I say so.
680
00:33:31,739 --> 00:33:32,604
And no pictures.
681
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:35,273
No pictures? Are you kidding me?
682
00:33:35,275 --> 00:33:38,442
Not until we get to Chicago.
683
00:33:38,444 --> 00:33:39,876
Deal?
684
00:33:39,878 --> 00:33:41,077
Deal.
685
00:33:41,079 --> 00:33:42,645
Hmm...
686
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:51,652
I like your coat better.
687
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,687
It's yours.
688
00:34:16,077 --> 00:34:18,444
The world's biggest
ball of twine
689
00:34:18,446 --> 00:34:20,179
is less than 2 hours from here.
690
00:34:20,181 --> 00:34:21,680
I would like to see it
before the sun sets.
691
00:34:21,682 --> 00:34:24,282
Michael,
they are going to exploit you.
692
00:34:24,284 --> 00:34:26,150
You have to know that.
693
00:34:26,152 --> 00:34:27,151
I'm going.
694
00:34:27,153 --> 00:34:29,953
Well, I'm not, for your sake.
695
00:34:29,955 --> 00:34:31,354
Yes, you are,
696
00:34:31,356 --> 00:34:33,622
or I'll have to tell
them the truth about you.
697
00:34:33,624 --> 00:34:34,789
What?
698
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,624
I know why you're here,
699
00:34:36,626 --> 00:34:39,660
and it has nothing
to do with angels.
700
00:34:39,662 --> 00:34:41,895
How do you know?
701
00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:44,497
[Whispers] I pay attention.
702
00:34:52,907 --> 00:34:54,172
Also...
703
00:34:54,174 --> 00:34:55,840
I would like you to sing.
704
00:34:55,842 --> 00:34:57,007
A song? Of course.
705
00:34:57,009 --> 00:35:00,710
Fine. I'll sing.
706
00:35:00,712 --> 00:35:01,977
Now?
707
00:35:01,979 --> 00:35:03,111
No.
708
00:35:03,113 --> 00:35:04,846
When I tell you to.
709
00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:08,583
[Credence clearwater revival's
Up Around the Bend plays]
710
00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:24,931
♪ Hoo! ♪
711
00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:28,634
♪ There's a place up
ahead, and I'm goin' ♪
712
00:35:28,636 --> 00:35:32,403
♪ just as fast as
my feet can fly ♪
713
00:35:32,405 --> 00:35:34,405
♪ come away, come away ♪
714
00:35:34,407 --> 00:35:36,073
♪ if you're goin' ♪
715
00:35:36,075 --> 00:35:39,976
♪ leave the sinkin'
ship behind ♪
716
00:35:39,978 --> 00:35:43,112
♪ come on the risin' wind ♪
717
00:35:43,114 --> 00:35:46,915
♪ we're goin' up
around the bend ♪
718
00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,983
♪ Hoo! ♪
719
00:35:48,985 --> 00:35:52,786
♪ Bring a song and a
smile for the banjo ♪
720
00:35:52,788 --> 00:35:56,356
♪ better git while
the gittin's good ♪
721
00:35:56,358 --> 00:36:00,159
♪ hitch a ride to the
end of the highway ♪
722
00:36:00,161 --> 00:36:03,295
♪ where the neons turn to wood ♪
723
00:36:03,297 --> 00:36:07,298
♪ come on the risin' wind ♪
724
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,700
♪ we're goin' up
around the bend... ♪
725
00:36:09,702 --> 00:36:11,601
Radio announcer:
In financial news,
726
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,370
hog futures are
down 1/4 in Chicago
727
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,638
and selling down
1/8 in Sioux City.
728
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,772
Hog futures.
729
00:36:17,774 --> 00:36:18,873
Ha ha ha!
730
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:19,974
What?
731
00:36:19,976 --> 00:36:21,442
[Radio clicks off]
732
00:36:24,914 --> 00:36:28,582
Hog futures are down 1/4.
733
00:36:28,584 --> 00:36:30,984
Hey.
What's the opposite of white?
734
00:36:30,986 --> 00:36:31,985
Black.
735
00:36:31,987 --> 00:36:33,586
Wrong. Yolk.
736
00:36:38,525 --> 00:36:39,590
What?
737
00:36:39,592 --> 00:36:41,592
What is that, like, an egg joke?
738
00:36:41,594 --> 00:36:43,827
Hey, Michael,
when we stop to eat,
739
00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:45,795
are you going to put
your coat back on?
740
00:36:45,797 --> 00:36:46,796
Why?
741
00:36:46,798 --> 00:36:47,797
Your wings, Michael.
742
00:36:47,799 --> 00:36:49,532
People are going
to see your wings.
743
00:36:49,534 --> 00:36:52,033
Are you afraid they'll
think less of you?
744
00:36:53,636 --> 00:36:54,735
No.
745
00:36:54,737 --> 00:36:56,703
Just they won't know what to
think, you know?
746
00:36:56,705 --> 00:36:59,939
A lot of people aren't as
sophisticated as me and Huey.
747
00:36:59,941 --> 00:37:01,073
Oh.
748
00:37:01,075 --> 00:37:02,407
You know,
we don't want any trouble.
749
00:37:02,409 --> 00:37:04,275
We just want to get to Chicago.
750
00:37:04,277 --> 00:37:05,476
Mm-hmm.
751
00:37:05,478 --> 00:37:06,610
He's worried that
somebody will see you
752
00:37:06,612 --> 00:37:08,078
and try to steal his story.
753
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,212
I am not worried.
754
00:37:09,214 --> 00:37:10,379
Yes, you are worried.
755
00:37:10,381 --> 00:37:12,948
Hey! Hey!
Look what Pansy left us.
756
00:37:12,950 --> 00:37:15,116
Car bingo.
757
00:37:15,118 --> 00:37:17,184
Oh. Dig the propaganda.
758
00:37:17,186 --> 00:37:18,585
"The miles will fly,
759
00:37:18,587 --> 00:37:21,254
"and your children won't cry
760
00:37:21,256 --> 00:37:22,822
if you play..."
761
00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:23,756
Car bingo.
762
00:37:23,758 --> 00:37:25,624
All right. Everybody gets one.
763
00:37:25,626 --> 00:37:27,926
Here we go. Hand them out.
764
00:37:27,928 --> 00:37:29,928
So, what do we do?
765
00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:31,195
Here are the pencils.
766
00:37:31,197 --> 00:37:32,462
Instead of writing
down a number,
767
00:37:32,464 --> 00:37:35,531
you write down what
you see on your trip.
768
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:37,866
Ok. Dog. One point for me.
769
00:37:37,868 --> 00:37:39,100
No. That's not fair.
770
00:37:39,102 --> 00:37:40,367
You've played this before.
771
00:37:40,369 --> 00:37:41,634
It's not fair to me.
I'm driving.
772
00:37:41,636 --> 00:37:43,235
Deal with it. Bird on a wire.
773
00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:44,603
Picket fence.
774
00:37:44,605 --> 00:37:45,637
Policeman.
775
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,705
Where? Where? Where?
776
00:37:53,846 --> 00:37:55,645
Ah, that was good.
777
00:37:55,647 --> 00:37:56,646
Oh-ho.
778
00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:59,615
Oh. You gotta learn to laugh.
779
00:37:59,617 --> 00:38:02,751
It's the way to true love.
780
00:38:04,221 --> 00:38:07,222
♪ Come on the risin' wind ♪
781
00:38:07,224 --> 00:38:11,458
♪ we're goin' up
around the bend ♪
782
00:38:13,228 --> 00:38:15,060
♪ do do doo-doo ♪
783
00:38:16,997 --> 00:38:18,662
♪ do do doo-doo... ♪
784
00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:23,066
[Sparky barking]
785
00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:32,374
"The world's largest
ball of twine
786
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,142
has a circumference of 45 feet."
787
00:38:34,144 --> 00:38:35,743
Malt: What's the excuse?
788
00:38:35,745 --> 00:38:37,811
Well, it's just going to take
a little longer than we thought
789
00:38:37,813 --> 00:38:39,279
because we have to stay
off the main highway.
790
00:38:39,281 --> 00:38:40,313
Fly.
791
00:38:40,315 --> 00:38:41,914
He won't fly.
792
00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:42,848
Why?
793
00:38:42,850 --> 00:38:44,316
Because he can't
fit in coach seats.
794
00:38:44,318 --> 00:38:46,117
His wings take too much space.
795
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:47,651
Wanna pay first class?
796
00:38:47,653 --> 00:38:48,618
Drive.
797
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:50,553
"Eventually,
it was transported here.
798
00:38:50,555 --> 00:38:51,687
"There is enough twine
799
00:38:51,689 --> 00:38:55,724
to stock 5,000
hardware stores..."
800
00:38:56,493 --> 00:38:59,627
[Inhales deeply]
801
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,595
Battle.
802
00:39:07,302 --> 00:39:08,467
We'll be there. Don't worry.
803
00:39:08,469 --> 00:39:09,469
What can happen, you know?
804
00:39:09,470 --> 00:39:11,069
Trust me. Nothing.
805
00:39:11,071 --> 00:39:12,303
Michael?
806
00:39:12,305 --> 00:39:15,272
Don't fret, Malt.
807
00:39:15,274 --> 00:39:16,339
Quinlan!
808
00:39:16,341 --> 00:39:17,606
Michael!
809
00:39:18,675 --> 00:39:20,141
Michael!
810
00:39:20,143 --> 00:39:23,844
What are you doing!?
811
00:39:23,846 --> 00:39:25,111
[Arf arf]
812
00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:32,684
Battle!
813
00:39:32,686 --> 00:39:34,452
[Snorts]
814
00:39:44,230 --> 00:39:45,829
Michael.
815
00:39:45,831 --> 00:39:47,497
Michael.
816
00:39:47,499 --> 00:39:49,632
Michael, you know what that is?
817
00:39:50,835 --> 00:39:52,935
Battle!
818
00:39:52,937 --> 00:39:54,169
[Mooo]
819
00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:02,509
Michael. Don't.
820
00:40:20,228 --> 00:40:21,794
Michael.
821
00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:24,029
[Groaning]
822
00:40:28,435 --> 00:40:29,934
Michael.
823
00:40:29,936 --> 00:40:31,268
Ha!
824
00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:34,004
I am completely happy.
825
00:40:34,006 --> 00:40:35,271
Are you all right?
826
00:40:35,273 --> 00:40:36,872
Can you feel your legs?
827
00:40:36,874 --> 00:40:37,873
Whooo.
828
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,307
Ha ha ha.
829
00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:44,277
No injuries. 6,360 battles.
830
00:40:44,279 --> 00:40:45,544
Can you sit up?
831
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:47,812
Of course I can sit up.
832
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,349
Ah. Now that...
833
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,118
That is my nature.
834
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,119
Yes.
835
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,087
I am a grass roller,
836
00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:00,089
but I'm doomed to
live in one place
837
00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,723
and crave the
pleasures of another.
838
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,624
But don't you feel sorry for
me, no.
839
00:41:03,626 --> 00:41:05,359
Why would we feel sorry for you?
840
00:41:05,361 --> 00:41:06,660
Because this is my last blast.
841
00:41:06,662 --> 00:41:08,261
26. That's all we get.
842
00:41:08,263 --> 00:41:09,862
Thank you, Quinlan.
843
00:41:09,864 --> 00:41:10,963
For what?
844
00:41:10,965 --> 00:41:13,532
I think he's saying
there's no sex in heaven.
845
00:41:13,534 --> 00:41:15,033
Is that what he's saying?
846
00:41:15,035 --> 00:41:17,502
You know, it's really not polite
847
00:41:17,504 --> 00:41:19,170
to talk about someone
in the third person
848
00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:20,104
when that person is here.
849
00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:22,139
I know. I'm very sorry. Sparky!
850
00:41:22,141 --> 00:41:25,275
What do you mean...
851
00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:26,676
"Last blast"?
852
00:41:26,678 --> 00:41:29,345
Only so many visits allowed.
853
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:35,883
I'm going to miss
everything so much.
854
00:41:35,885 --> 00:41:37,551
Ooh...
855
00:41:37,553 --> 00:41:40,153
[Taking a deep breath]
856
00:41:40,155 --> 00:41:41,220
Mmm!
857
00:41:47,261 --> 00:41:50,095
Why are you here?
858
00:41:50,097 --> 00:41:53,598
Why are you saying it has
anything to do with me?
859
00:41:57,903 --> 00:41:59,869
The sun was having an
argument with the north wind:
860
00:41:59,871 --> 00:42:02,004
Who was smarter,
who was stronger.
861
00:42:02,006 --> 00:42:04,272
The north wind pointed out a
man walking down the street.
862
00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:07,608
"I bet I can make that man take
off his coat, and you can't."
863
00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,643
"I'll take that
bet," said the sun.
864
00:42:09,645 --> 00:42:11,311
The north wind blew
and blew and blew,
865
00:42:11,313 --> 00:42:12,745
and the more that wind blew,
866
00:42:12,747 --> 00:42:14,580
the tighter that man held
that coat around himself.
867
00:42:14,582 --> 00:42:18,216
And then the sun
came out and smiled,
868
00:42:18,218 --> 00:42:19,984
and it became warmer.
869
00:42:19,986 --> 00:42:21,819
The man took off his coat.
870
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:30,459
What is that supposed to mean?
871
00:42:30,461 --> 00:42:32,160
Did you make a bet about me?
872
00:42:32,162 --> 00:42:34,729
Well,
I had to get back here somehow.
873
00:42:34,731 --> 00:42:37,397
Hey, watch the wings
there, buddy.
874
00:42:38,366 --> 00:42:40,132
[Grunts]
875
00:42:48,809 --> 00:42:51,509
[Jukebox] ♪ sittin', thinkin' ♪
876
00:42:51,511 --> 00:42:54,311
♪ sinkin', drinkin' ♪
877
00:42:54,313 --> 00:42:55,945
♪ wonderin' what I'll do ♪
878
00:42:55,947 --> 00:42:58,380
♪ when I'm through tonight... ♪
879
00:42:58,382 --> 00:43:00,348
That's not how you eat a lemon.
880
00:43:00,350 --> 00:43:02,883
How do you eat a lemon?
881
00:43:03,652 --> 00:43:05,985
You cut it in half...
882
00:43:07,355 --> 00:43:08,754
Put salt on it.
883
00:43:08,756 --> 00:43:09,821
That is how you eat a lemon.
884
00:43:09,823 --> 00:43:10,955
That's how you eat a lemon.
885
00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,690
Oh, is this a rule?
886
00:43:14,226 --> 00:43:15,858
[Breathes in]
887
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:16,792
Hey.
888
00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:18,727
Hey to you, too.
889
00:43:23,032 --> 00:43:24,164
Thank you.
890
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,032
Do you have pie?
891
00:43:28,636 --> 00:43:31,136
Do you have pie?
892
00:43:31,138 --> 00:43:32,937
No.
893
00:43:41,781 --> 00:43:43,413
I'm a writer, too.
894
00:43:43,415 --> 00:43:44,414
Oh, really?
895
00:43:44,416 --> 00:43:45,548
What did you write?
896
00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:47,149
Psalm 85.
897
00:43:48,318 --> 00:43:51,385
It wasn't called Psalm
85 when I wrote it.
898
00:43:51,387 --> 00:43:52,786
I had no idea
899
00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:55,789
they were going to be
collected and numbered.
900
00:44:01,128 --> 00:44:02,760
Yeah. Yeah.
901
00:44:02,762 --> 00:44:04,128
It was right around the time
902
00:44:04,130 --> 00:44:06,130
I invented standing in line.
903
00:44:06,132 --> 00:44:07,798
You invented standing in line?
904
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,467
Before that,
everybody just milled around.
905
00:44:10,469 --> 00:44:11,668
It was a mess.
906
00:44:11,670 --> 00:44:13,670
So one day I said,
"why not make a line?"
907
00:44:13,672 --> 00:44:14,704
A line for what?
908
00:44:14,706 --> 00:44:16,105
To get in.
909
00:44:16,107 --> 00:44:18,674
Why don't you ask him
what you want to know?
910
00:44:18,676 --> 00:44:20,142
What do I want to know?
911
00:44:20,144 --> 00:44:22,844
He wants to know why angels
don't solve big problems.
912
00:44:22,846 --> 00:44:24,679
That is what I want to know.
913
00:44:24,681 --> 00:44:27,815
Why don't angels
solve big problems?
914
00:44:27,817 --> 00:44:31,551
You can't change the
nature of the world.
915
00:44:31,553 --> 00:44:32,952
What can you do?
916
00:44:32,954 --> 00:44:35,554
Small miracles. Only so many.
917
00:44:35,556 --> 00:44:37,556
Some angels aren't so smart.
918
00:44:37,558 --> 00:44:41,592
They use them up in stupid ways.
919
00:44:41,594 --> 00:44:43,727
Like the "parking space" angel?
920
00:44:43,729 --> 00:44:46,029
I don't like to
criticize other angels.
921
00:44:49,701 --> 00:44:51,634
I'll, uh,
be with you in a minute.
922
00:44:51,636 --> 00:44:53,836
Yup.
923
00:44:55,105 --> 00:44:58,572
This is how you eat a lemon.
924
00:44:58,574 --> 00:45:00,340
Hey.
925
00:45:02,477 --> 00:45:03,609
Excuse me.
926
00:45:03,611 --> 00:45:04,910
They want me.
927
00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:08,113
Now, remember what
John and Paul said.
928
00:45:08,115 --> 00:45:08,913
The apostles?
929
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:10,581
No. The Beatles.
930
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,849
All you need is love.
931
00:45:12,851 --> 00:45:14,984
Hello, ladies.
932
00:45:22,025 --> 00:45:24,291
Do you believe in angels?
933
00:45:24,293 --> 00:45:25,292
Absolutely.
934
00:45:25,294 --> 00:45:26,993
Have you ever,
ever heard of an angel
935
00:45:26,995 --> 00:45:28,594
that was interested in sex?
936
00:45:28,596 --> 00:45:29,995
Of course not.
937
00:45:29,997 --> 00:45:31,763
Angels do not have sex.
938
00:45:31,765 --> 00:45:33,431
But is there one?
939
00:45:33,433 --> 00:45:36,066
And I suppose he invented
standing in line.
940
00:45:36,068 --> 00:45:37,033
Sparky,
941
00:45:37,035 --> 00:45:39,602
I'm going to take
you for a walk.
942
00:45:39,604 --> 00:45:40,736
[Arf]
943
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,003
Let's go.
944
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,872
♪ I don't care if you love me ♪
945
00:45:44,874 --> 00:45:46,273
♪ anymore ♪
946
00:45:47,876 --> 00:45:50,009
♪ you never sho... ♪
947
00:45:50,011 --> 00:45:54,546
[Aretha Franklin's
Chain of Fools plays]
948
00:45:54,548 --> 00:45:55,880
♪ Chain chain chain ♪
949
00:45:55,882 --> 00:45:56,882
Suzanne, what's going on?
950
00:45:56,883 --> 00:45:58,949
♪ Chain chain chain ♪
951
00:45:58,951 --> 00:46:00,317
♪ chain chain chain ♪
952
00:46:00,319 --> 00:46:01,117
Hey. Suzanne.
953
00:46:01,119 --> 00:46:02,918
♪ Chain chain chain ♪
954
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,619
♪ chain chain chain ♪
955
00:46:04,621 --> 00:46:07,021
♪ chain chain chain ♪
956
00:46:07,023 --> 00:46:09,489
♪ chain of fools ♪
957
00:46:10,758 --> 00:46:14,625
♪ For 5 long years ♪
958
00:46:14,627 --> 00:46:17,794
♪ I thought you were my man ♪
959
00:46:18,930 --> 00:46:22,831
♪ but I found out ♪
960
00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:25,867
♪ I'm just a link
in your chain ♪
961
00:46:26,636 --> 00:46:27,801
♪ Oh! ♪
962
00:46:27,803 --> 00:46:30,203
♪ You got me where you want me ♪
963
00:46:31,039 --> 00:46:34,206
♪ I ain't nothin'
but your fool ♪
964
00:46:35,909 --> 00:46:38,643
♪ you treated me mean ♪
965
00:46:38,645 --> 00:46:39,677
♪ Oh! ♪
966
00:46:39,679 --> 00:46:42,379
♪ You treated me cruel ♪
967
00:46:44,015 --> 00:46:46,582
♪ chain chain chain ♪
968
00:46:46,584 --> 00:46:48,584
♪ chain chain chain ♪
969
00:46:48,586 --> 00:46:50,852
♪ chain of fools ♪
970
00:46:52,322 --> 00:46:54,388
♪ every chain ♪
971
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,825
♪ has got a weak link ♪
972
00:46:59,761 --> 00:47:03,929
♪ I might be weak, child ♪
973
00:47:03,931 --> 00:47:07,332
♪ but I gave you strength ♪
974
00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:09,099
♪ Oh, babe ♪
975
00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:12,068
♪ Hoo hoo ♪
976
00:47:12,070 --> 00:47:14,270
♪ You told me to
leave you alone ♪
977
00:47:14,272 --> 00:47:15,304
♪ Hoo hoo ♪
978
00:47:15,306 --> 00:47:18,273
♪ my father said come on home ♪
979
00:47:18,275 --> 00:47:19,741
♪ hoo hoo ♪
980
00:47:19,743 --> 00:47:23,478
♪ my doctor said take it easy ♪
981
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,548
♪ oh, but your lovin'
is much too strong... ♪
982
00:47:27,550 --> 00:47:29,316
Follow me, ladies.
983
00:47:29,318 --> 00:47:30,583
Follow me.
984
00:47:30,585 --> 00:47:32,484
♪ Chain chain chain ♪
985
00:47:32,486 --> 00:47:34,085
♪ chain chain chain ♪
986
00:47:34,087 --> 00:47:36,187
♪ chain chain chain ♪
987
00:47:36,189 --> 00:47:37,788
♪ chain chain chain ♪
988
00:47:37,790 --> 00:47:40,690
♪ chain chain chain ♪
989
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,925
♪ chain of fools ♪
990
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,693
♪ oh! ♪
991
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,663
♪ One of these mornings ♪
992
00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:51,533
♪ the chain is gonna break... ♪
993
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,269
Awoo!
994
00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:57,171
I invented the hole in the coffee
cup, you know.
995
00:47:57,173 --> 00:47:59,273
When you get coffee to go,
996
00:47:59,275 --> 00:48:02,809
I was the first person
997
00:48:02,811 --> 00:48:04,343
to rip that little
hole in the lid
998
00:48:04,345 --> 00:48:06,111
so you could drink
it in the car.
999
00:48:06,113 --> 00:48:07,946
Could've made a fortune.
1000
00:48:07,948 --> 00:48:09,280
It's weird.
1001
00:48:09,282 --> 00:48:10,114
What?
1002
00:48:10,116 --> 00:48:12,316
She's an angel expert, but....
1003
00:48:12,318 --> 00:48:13,116
What?
1004
00:48:13,118 --> 00:48:14,450
[Glass shatters]
1005
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,218
Michael: Battle!
1006
00:48:19,989 --> 00:48:21,621
Michael: Come on!
1007
00:48:26,193 --> 00:48:27,792
For God's sake. Michael.
1008
00:48:27,794 --> 00:48:29,260
Huey: Stop.
1009
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,266
Hey. You.
1010
00:48:46,810 --> 00:48:47,809
Battle.
1011
00:48:47,811 --> 00:48:49,410
You'd better believe it.
1012
00:48:49,412 --> 00:48:50,611
Over here!
1013
00:49:18,006 --> 00:49:19,005
It's caramels.
1014
00:49:19,007 --> 00:49:20,606
He smells like caramels.
1015
00:49:20,608 --> 00:49:22,007
It's cotton candy.
1016
00:49:22,009 --> 00:49:23,008
It's cookies.
1017
00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:24,409
He smells like cookies,
1018
00:49:24,411 --> 00:49:26,711
and the smell gets
stronger when he's in heat.
1019
00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:29,113
[Gong]
1020
00:49:53,872 --> 00:49:55,271
Eee-yah!
1021
00:50:01,112 --> 00:50:03,512
You're a great fighter.
1022
00:50:03,514 --> 00:50:05,013
I certainly am.
1023
00:50:05,015 --> 00:50:06,614
I'm cold.
1024
00:50:06,616 --> 00:50:07,715
Huey: My head hurts.
1025
00:50:07,717 --> 00:50:10,017
You folks from the
National Mirror?
1026
00:50:10,019 --> 00:50:12,285
I got a 2-headed
chicken in my yard,
1027
00:50:12,287 --> 00:50:13,452
if you're interested.
1028
00:50:13,454 --> 00:50:14,920
What are we being held for?
1029
00:50:14,922 --> 00:50:16,788
Destruction of property,
1030
00:50:16,790 --> 00:50:18,790
assault, battery,
1031
00:50:18,792 --> 00:50:20,358
and disturbing the peace.
1032
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,193
Magistrate will be
here in the morning.
1033
00:50:22,195 --> 00:50:23,627
Your honor, I didn't have
anything to do with this.
1034
00:50:23,629 --> 00:50:24,628
Good night.
1035
00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:26,029
Hey. Hey, hey.
1036
00:50:26,031 --> 00:50:28,397
We have a phone
call coming to us.
1037
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:30,765
Hey.
1038
00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:32,199
[Door closes]
1039
00:50:33,402 --> 00:50:35,201
Wah-yaaah.
1040
00:50:35,203 --> 00:50:37,336
Woo woo-woo.
1041
00:50:43,810 --> 00:50:45,476
Ralph got thrown in jail,
1042
00:50:45,478 --> 00:50:48,212
but at least he had the
decency to keep me out of it.
1043
00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:50,847
I don't want to
spend the night here.
1044
00:50:50,849 --> 00:50:52,248
I hate you.
1045
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,817
You hate me? Not you.
1046
00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:56,819
You hate me? Not you.
1047
00:50:56,821 --> 00:50:58,220
The process of elimination.
1048
00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,955
Who is Ralph?
1049
00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:03,224
Another husband...
1050
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,959
Has popped up.
1051
00:51:04,961 --> 00:51:07,761
Maybe Sparky can get us out.
1052
00:51:07,763 --> 00:51:08,762
Hey.
1053
00:51:08,764 --> 00:51:09,629
Sparky?
1054
00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:13,298
Go in the drawer
and get the key.
1055
00:51:14,067 --> 00:51:15,733
Sparky.
1056
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,169
Go in the drawer
1057
00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:21,771
and get the key.
1058
00:51:23,975 --> 00:51:25,441
Dorothy can make him do it.
1059
00:51:25,443 --> 00:51:27,042
Dorothy's good with dogs.
1060
00:51:27,044 --> 00:51:29,677
I have noticed this.
1061
00:51:29,679 --> 00:51:32,246
Dogs don't talk.
1062
00:51:32,248 --> 00:51:34,248
They don't shave.
1063
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:38,385
They don't run off
in your Camaro.
1064
00:51:38,387 --> 00:51:40,520
When you want them
to take a bath,
1065
00:51:40,522 --> 00:51:42,922
you just make an appointment.
1066
00:51:42,924 --> 00:51:43,923
Sit.
1067
00:51:43,925 --> 00:51:44,924
Stay.
1068
00:51:44,926 --> 00:51:46,425
Roll over.
1069
00:51:46,427 --> 00:51:48,359
No.
1070
00:51:49,995 --> 00:51:51,527
Now.
1071
00:51:53,731 --> 00:51:54,996
What?
1072
00:51:54,998 --> 00:51:56,597
Apologize.
1073
00:51:56,599 --> 00:51:58,165
Say you're sorry.
1074
00:51:58,167 --> 00:51:59,599
To her?
1075
00:51:59,601 --> 00:52:01,467
Be serious.
1076
00:52:02,403 --> 00:52:03,869
Or...
1077
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:06,137
I'm not going to...
1078
00:52:06,139 --> 00:52:07,738
♪ Chicago ♪
1079
00:52:07,740 --> 00:52:09,005
♪ Chicago ♪
1080
00:52:09,007 --> 00:52:10,773
♪ the toddlin' town ♪
1081
00:52:10,775 --> 00:52:12,141
♪ the toddlin' town ♪
1082
00:52:12,143 --> 00:52:13,742
♪ Chicago ♪
1083
00:52:13,744 --> 00:52:15,009
♪ Chicago ♪
1084
00:52:15,011 --> 00:52:17,077
♪ I'll show you around ♪
1085
00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:18,711
♪ you'll love it ♪
1086
00:52:22,616 --> 00:52:23,748
Sorry.
1087
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,217
[Sniffling]
1088
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,969
[Softly] I'm sorry.
1089
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,306
I'm sorry.
1090
00:52:55,111 --> 00:52:57,044
I didn't mean it...
1091
00:52:57,046 --> 00:52:58,477
Ok?
1092
00:53:00,514 --> 00:53:02,413
Dorothy.
1093
00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:10,585
[Blows nose]
1094
00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:14,722
You cold?
1095
00:53:18,059 --> 00:53:19,058
Here.
1096
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:20,726
Take my blanket, ok?
1097
00:53:39,746 --> 00:53:41,345
I'm going to sleep.
1098
00:53:43,082 --> 00:53:44,748
Me, too.
1099
00:54:07,372 --> 00:54:09,638
[Michael snoring]
1100
00:54:39,202 --> 00:54:41,001
All rise, all rise.
1101
00:54:41,003 --> 00:54:43,870
The Court of Bickle
County is now in session.
1102
00:54:43,872 --> 00:54:46,072
The honorable Judge
Esther Newberg presiding.
1103
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,339
Please rise.
1104
00:54:51,677 --> 00:54:52,776
Ahem.
1105
00:54:52,778 --> 00:54:53,943
Be seated.
1106
00:54:57,214 --> 00:54:58,947
Now...
1107
00:54:58,949 --> 00:55:01,082
You are charged with...
1108
00:55:01,084 --> 00:55:02,216
Disturbing the peace,
1109
00:55:02,218 --> 00:55:03,850
destruction of property...
1110
00:55:03,852 --> 00:55:05,184
$1,200 worth.
1111
00:55:05,186 --> 00:55:06,485
I know. I spoke to Jenny.
1112
00:55:06,487 --> 00:55:08,954
Who's, uh, Jenny?
1113
00:55:08,956 --> 00:55:10,221
That's his wife.
1114
00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:11,455
She told me
1115
00:55:11,457 --> 00:55:13,356
that sweet little
painting above the bar...
1116
00:55:13,358 --> 00:55:15,358
Uh,
2 moose hunters in a canoe...
1117
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,826
Smashed to smithereens.
1118
00:55:16,828 --> 00:55:18,093
That is so sad.
1119
00:55:18,095 --> 00:55:19,194
Yep.
1120
00:55:19,196 --> 00:55:21,362
Isn't this a
conflict of interest?
1121
00:55:21,364 --> 00:55:22,896
Did I say you could speak?
1122
00:55:24,499 --> 00:55:27,099
I know someone who
can restore paintings.
1123
00:55:27,101 --> 00:55:28,500
I told Jenny, "stop crying.
1124
00:55:28,502 --> 00:55:30,235
I will take care of it."
1125
00:55:30,237 --> 00:55:31,469
Now...
1126
00:55:31,471 --> 00:55:34,738
Who can tell me exactly
what happened l...
1127
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:35,839
Last night?
1128
00:55:35,841 --> 00:55:36,840
I can.
1129
00:55:36,842 --> 00:55:38,107
Anyone else?
1130
00:55:38,109 --> 00:55:39,942
Quinlan: We were
having dinner...
1131
00:55:39,944 --> 00:55:41,710
Judge: Not you.
1132
00:55:41,712 --> 00:55:42,510
If I may...
1133
00:55:42,512 --> 00:55:44,245
Put your hand down.
1134
00:55:44,247 --> 00:55:45,713
You.
1135
00:55:45,715 --> 00:55:46,847
Please.
1136
00:55:47,783 --> 00:55:50,116
In chambers.
1137
00:55:50,118 --> 00:55:53,119
Bailiff: All rise, all rise.
1138
00:55:53,121 --> 00:55:54,520
The Court of Bickle County,
1139
00:55:54,522 --> 00:55:56,121
Judge Esther Newberg presiding,
1140
00:55:56,123 --> 00:55:57,722
is now in recess.
1141
00:55:57,724 --> 00:55:58,522
Please rise.
1142
00:55:58,524 --> 00:56:00,457
[Inhales deeply]
1143
00:56:14,238 --> 00:56:15,837
♪ Love ♪
1144
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:17,139
♪ love ♪
1145
00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:18,473
♪ love ♪
1146
00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:20,341
♪ boom ba boom ♪
1147
00:56:20,343 --> 00:56:21,942
♪ love ♪
1148
00:56:21,944 --> 00:56:23,243
♪ love ♪
1149
00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:24,644
♪ love ♪
1150
00:56:24,646 --> 00:56:26,312
♪ boom ba boom ♪
1151
00:56:26,314 --> 00:56:27,513
♪ love ♪
1152
00:56:27,515 --> 00:56:28,847
♪ love ♪
1153
00:56:28,849 --> 00:56:30,515
♪ love ♪
1154
00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:32,650
♪ it's easy ♪
1155
00:56:32,652 --> 00:56:35,386
♪ all you need is love ♪
1156
00:56:35,388 --> 00:56:37,287
♪ bop ba da da da ♪
1157
00:56:37,289 --> 00:56:39,389
♪ all you need is love ♪
1158
00:56:39,391 --> 00:56:40,890
♪ dat da da da da ♪
1159
00:56:40,892 --> 00:56:43,058
♪ all you need is love ♪
1160
00:56:43,060 --> 00:56:44,259
♪ love ♪
1161
00:56:44,261 --> 00:56:46,928
♪ love is all you need ♪
1162
00:56:46,930 --> 00:56:49,130
♪ there's nothing
you can't know ♪
1163
00:56:49,132 --> 00:56:50,664
♪ that isn't known ♪
1164
00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:52,065
♪ there's nothing you... ♪
1165
00:56:52,067 --> 00:56:54,067
♪ No one you can save
that can't be saved ♪
1166
00:56:54,069 --> 00:56:56,269
♪ nothing you can sing
that can't be sung ♪
1167
00:56:56,271 --> 00:56:57,603
♪ nothing you can say ♪
1168
00:56:57,605 --> 00:56:59,538
♪ but you can learn
how to play the game ♪
1169
00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:01,139
♪ it's easy ♪
1170
00:57:01,141 --> 00:57:03,274
♪ all you need is love ♪
1171
00:57:03,276 --> 00:57:04,875
♪ bop ba da da da ♪
1172
00:57:04,877 --> 00:57:05,709
Come on, sing!
1173
00:57:05,711 --> 00:57:07,110
♪ All you need is love ♪
1174
00:57:07,112 --> 00:57:09,278
Not you, not yet.
1175
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,879
♪ All you need is love ♪
1176
00:57:10,881 --> 00:57:11,880
Just the guys.
1177
00:57:11,882 --> 00:57:12,680
♪ Love ♪
1178
00:57:12,682 --> 00:57:13,681
Come on, fellas.
1179
00:57:13,683 --> 00:57:15,282
♪ Love is all you need ♪
1180
00:57:15,284 --> 00:57:16,883
♪ love is all you need ♪
1181
00:57:16,885 --> 00:57:17,717
Bring it down.
1182
00:57:17,719 --> 00:57:18,751
♪ Love is all you need ♪
1183
00:57:18,753 --> 00:57:19,785
♪ love is all you need ♪
1184
00:57:19,787 --> 00:57:21,853
♪ love is all you need ♪
1185
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,588
♪ love is all you need ♪
1186
00:57:23,590 --> 00:57:24,689
♪ love is all you need ♪
1187
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,490
♪ love is all you need ♪
1188
00:57:26,492 --> 00:57:27,958
♪ love is all you need ♪
1189
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,359
♪ love is all you need ♪
1190
00:57:29,361 --> 00:57:31,694
Dorothy: ♪ love
is all you need ♪
1191
00:57:31,696 --> 00:57:33,295
♪ love is all you need ♪
1192
00:57:33,297 --> 00:57:34,696
Michael: Hey! Wait a minute.
1193
00:57:34,698 --> 00:57:36,898
Wait, wait. Meadsboro 1 mile.
1194
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,299
So?
1195
00:57:38,301 --> 00:57:40,701
So that's where the world's
largest non-stick frying pan is.
1196
00:57:40,703 --> 00:57:42,302
Oh, no, Michael.
1197
00:57:42,304 --> 00:57:43,703
We are not stopping
1198
00:57:43,705 --> 00:57:46,305
to see the world's largest
non-stick frying pan.
1199
00:57:46,307 --> 00:57:47,306
Why not?
1200
00:57:47,308 --> 00:57:48,473
Because we have to get back.
1201
00:57:48,475 --> 00:57:50,074
Well, me, too,
1202
00:57:50,076 --> 00:57:51,508
but before that happens,
1203
00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:54,377
I would like to see the world's
largest non-stick frying pan.
1204
00:57:54,379 --> 00:57:55,544
It is on the way.
1205
00:57:55,546 --> 00:57:56,545
Every time we stop somewhere,
1206
00:57:56,547 --> 00:57:57,812
he gets us in trouble.
1207
00:57:57,814 --> 00:57:59,547
But he also gets
us out of trouble.
1208
00:57:59,549 --> 00:58:01,148
Huey! Huey!
1209
00:58:01,150 --> 00:58:02,149
What?
1210
00:58:02,151 --> 00:58:03,483
Well, he does.
1211
00:58:03,485 --> 00:58:06,552
I mean, look, that judge just
took one look at him and...
1212
00:58:06,554 --> 00:58:07,719
What is that?
1213
00:58:07,721 --> 00:58:09,554
What is it about you?
1214
00:58:09,556 --> 00:58:10,821
What?
1215
00:58:10,823 --> 00:58:13,356
As a woman,
could you explain that to me?
1216
00:58:13,358 --> 00:58:16,559
How should I know?
I'm not the least bit attracted to him.
1217
00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:18,561
No offense, Michael,
but I'm not.
1218
00:58:18,563 --> 00:58:20,296
I put a block on you.
1219
00:58:20,298 --> 00:58:21,297
Oh, sure.
1220
00:58:21,299 --> 00:58:22,298
I did.
1221
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:24,700
All right, to continue...
1222
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:26,668
"Presumably...
1223
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,970
"This frying pan was
coated with teflon
1224
00:58:28,972 --> 00:58:31,572
"to save a wee bit on
the amount of cholesterol
1225
00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,974
"ingested by the town
of Meadsboro every year
1226
00:58:33,976 --> 00:58:36,309
when they get together
to honor the egg."
1227
00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:37,710
Michael, we're not stopping.
1228
00:58:37,712 --> 00:58:40,245
You have 10 seconds
to change your mind.
1229
00:58:41,181 --> 00:58:42,580
10-hippopotamus.
1230
00:58:42,582 --> 00:58:44,315
9-hippopotamus.
1231
00:58:44,317 --> 00:58:45,582
8-hippopotamus.
1232
00:58:45,584 --> 00:58:47,584
How much more attractive
is he than I am?
1233
00:58:47,586 --> 00:58:48,585
7-hippopotamus.
1234
00:58:48,587 --> 00:58:49,586
Be honest with me.
1235
00:58:49,588 --> 00:58:51,220
Huey, this is not healthy.
1236
00:58:51,222 --> 00:58:53,255
5-hippopotamus
1237
00:58:53,257 --> 00:58:54,889
4-hippopotamus.
1238
00:58:54,891 --> 00:58:56,023
3, 2, 1!
1239
00:58:56,025 --> 00:58:57,157
[Bang]
1240
00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,691
[Hissing]
1241
00:58:58,693 --> 00:59:00,959
[Flat tire flapping]
1242
00:59:13,573 --> 00:59:14,838
[Engine stops]
1243
00:59:26,484 --> 00:59:27,883
There's no Jack!
1244
00:59:27,885 --> 00:59:29,584
Of course there is no Jack!
1245
00:59:29,586 --> 00:59:31,586
Just ask him to fix it.
1246
00:59:31,588 --> 00:59:33,588
He blew it, he can fix it!
1247
00:59:33,590 --> 00:59:36,157
Fix this tire!
Come back here this instant
1248
00:59:36,159 --> 00:59:37,591
and fix this tire!
1249
00:59:37,593 --> 00:59:39,859
No can do.
1250
00:59:52,773 --> 00:59:55,373
I miss my wife.
1251
00:59:55,375 --> 00:59:58,175
I don't miss any of my husbands.
1252
00:59:58,177 --> 01:00:00,744
Although Bradley was
handy with a Jack.
1253
01:00:00,746 --> 01:00:02,345
He had to be.
1254
01:00:02,347 --> 01:00:05,114
I don't wanna ask why.
1255
01:00:05,116 --> 01:00:07,282
His tires were bald.
1256
01:00:13,890 --> 01:00:15,823
His tires were bald.
1257
01:00:15,825 --> 01:00:17,858
So was his head.
1258
01:00:18,961 --> 01:00:22,061
I wish he'd call,
but now he's dead.
1259
01:00:24,565 --> 01:00:26,865
He's not dead,
and he wasn't bald.
1260
01:00:27,701 --> 01:00:29,434
Poetic license.
1261
01:00:29,436 --> 01:00:31,969
♪ His tires were bald ♪
1262
01:00:31,971 --> 01:00:34,271
♪ and they went flat ♪
1263
01:00:34,273 --> 01:00:36,539
♪ so did our love ♪
1264
01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:38,440
♪ and that was ♪
1265
01:00:38,442 --> 01:00:39,541
♪ that ♪
1266
01:00:43,380 --> 01:00:46,581
Maybe you could write
a song about my wife.
1267
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:48,182
Do you love her?
1268
01:00:48,184 --> 01:00:49,583
Oh-ho.
1269
01:00:49,585 --> 01:00:51,585
Hey, she drives me wild.
1270
01:00:51,587 --> 01:00:52,786
Mmm.
1271
01:00:52,788 --> 01:00:54,721
What about her?
1272
01:00:57,592 --> 01:00:59,592
She had her lips done.
1273
01:00:59,594 --> 01:01:02,194
Had little bits of fat
1274
01:01:02,196 --> 01:01:04,229
squeezed into them.
1275
01:01:04,231 --> 01:01:07,398
Now my wife has lips
like a blowfish...
1276
01:01:08,601 --> 01:01:10,200
But in a good way.
1277
01:01:10,202 --> 01:01:11,267
Mmm.
1278
01:01:12,603 --> 01:01:14,202
♪ My wife ♪
1279
01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:15,336
♪ has lips ♪
1280
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,271
♪ like a blowfish ♪
1281
01:01:18,607 --> 01:01:20,607
I... I don't see it,
1282
01:01:20,609 --> 01:01:22,609
but you know, I could be wrong.
1283
01:01:22,611 --> 01:01:24,410
If I had any talent
as a country singer,
1284
01:01:24,412 --> 01:01:27,012
I wouldn't be sitting
on the side of the road
1285
01:01:27,014 --> 01:01:28,880
in the middle of nowhere.
1286
01:01:34,186 --> 01:01:36,619
♪ Sittin' on the
side of the road ♪
1287
01:01:36,621 --> 01:01:39,021
♪ in the middle of nowhere ♪
1288
01:01:40,758 --> 01:01:43,125
Sounds awfully familiar.
1289
01:01:43,127 --> 01:01:45,894
Mmm. But it's good, though.
1290
01:01:51,033 --> 01:01:53,033
This is one godforsaken road.
1291
01:01:53,035 --> 01:01:56,302
I'll bet you no one
ever comes down it.
1292
01:02:08,048 --> 01:02:10,915
Yeah, well,
they won't stop, though.
1293
01:02:18,257 --> 01:02:19,389
Woman: Hi there.
1294
01:02:19,391 --> 01:02:22,225
Bet you need a Jack.
1295
01:02:24,529 --> 01:02:26,529
I spun around,
1296
01:02:26,531 --> 01:02:28,063
and the next thing that happened
1297
01:02:28,065 --> 01:02:30,065
was he came as 100 mouths,
1298
01:02:30,067 --> 01:02:31,466
open and stinking with decay,
1299
01:02:31,468 --> 01:02:34,469
and he tore at my flesh
from every angle of Heaven.
1300
01:02:34,471 --> 01:02:37,238
So I grabbed Beelzebub's
blue tongue in my fist.
1301
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:37,938
Whoa, man.
1302
01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:39,940
Who's Beelzebub?
1303
01:02:39,942 --> 01:02:42,208
Beelzebub is Satan.
1304
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,576
Oh.
1305
01:02:43,578 --> 01:02:44,843
Satan.
1306
01:02:45,579 --> 01:02:48,179
Frank: Michael, get in the car.
1307
01:02:54,453 --> 01:02:56,519
[Country music plays]
1308
01:03:01,392 --> 01:03:03,725
Male singers: ♪ you
are my sunshine ♪
1309
01:03:03,727 --> 01:03:05,593
♪ my only sunshine ♪
1310
01:03:05,595 --> 01:03:07,595
♪ you make me happy ♪
1311
01:03:07,597 --> 01:03:09,597
♪ when skies are gray ♪
1312
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:10,998
♪ you'll never know, dear... ♪
1313
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,599
What'll it be, folks?
1314
01:03:12,601 --> 01:03:14,601
Do you have pie?
1315
01:03:14,603 --> 01:03:16,402
Do we have pie?
1316
01:03:16,404 --> 01:03:19,271
Buddy, you're in the
pie capital of America.
1317
01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:21,206
Well, we want...
1318
01:03:21,208 --> 01:03:22,473
We want pie.
1319
01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:23,740
What have you got?
1320
01:03:23,742 --> 01:03:25,274
I got them memorized.
1321
01:03:25,276 --> 01:03:26,074
Ok, ready?
1322
01:03:26,076 --> 01:03:28,076
We got apple, of course,
1323
01:03:28,078 --> 01:03:30,011
banana cream, coconut cream,
1324
01:03:30,013 --> 01:03:31,612
sour cream raisin...
1325
01:03:31,614 --> 01:03:33,614
Chocolate cream?
1326
01:03:33,616 --> 01:03:36,216
Definitely chocolate cream.
1327
01:03:36,218 --> 01:03:37,850
And...
1328
01:03:37,852 --> 01:03:39,451
Strawberry-rhubarb pie
1329
01:03:39,453 --> 01:03:41,753
and cherry
1330
01:03:41,755 --> 01:03:43,887
and lemon meringue...
1331
01:03:45,991 --> 01:03:48,624
We want 2 slices of everything.
1332
01:03:48,626 --> 01:03:51,226
And vanilla ice
cream on the side.
1333
01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:52,627
You got it.
1334
01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:53,761
Thank you.
1335
01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,130
[New song begins]
1336
01:04:01,336 --> 01:04:02,735
♪ Crazy ♪
1337
01:04:02,737 --> 01:04:03,869
♪ arms ♪
1338
01:04:03,871 --> 01:04:05,737
♪ that reach to hold ♪
1339
01:04:05,739 --> 01:04:07,739
♪ somebody new ♪
1340
01:04:07,741 --> 01:04:09,741
♪ while my yearning heart... ♪
1341
01:04:09,743 --> 01:04:11,342
Dorothy: Mmm. Chocolate.
1342
01:04:11,344 --> 01:04:12,343
Mmm. Ooh.
1343
01:04:12,345 --> 01:04:13,744
Ahh. Bliss.
1344
01:04:13,746 --> 01:04:15,178
Bliss.
1345
01:04:15,180 --> 01:04:16,546
Waitress: That's banana
cream and that's coconut.
1346
01:04:16,548 --> 01:04:19,015
Everybody get out of
my banana cream pie.
1347
01:04:19,017 --> 01:04:20,016
Girl: Mmm.
1348
01:04:20,018 --> 01:04:21,417
That's... that's the pie.
1349
01:04:21,419 --> 01:04:23,285
What's is this?
What is this pie?
1350
01:04:23,287 --> 01:04:25,186
This is sour cream-raisin.
Very underrated pie.
1351
01:04:25,188 --> 01:04:26,787
Frank: Lemon meringue pie.
1352
01:04:26,789 --> 01:04:29,022
Huey: This is the key lime.
1353
01:04:29,024 --> 01:04:30,523
Waitress: Mm-mmm.
Lemon meringue.
1354
01:04:30,525 --> 01:04:32,091
What is it about pie?
1355
01:04:32,093 --> 01:04:33,492
It's pretty, you know?
1356
01:04:33,494 --> 01:04:35,160
There's nothing
prettier than pie,
1357
01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:37,162
with the little scalloped
edges around the sides
1358
01:04:37,164 --> 01:04:39,164
and little slits in the
top for the heat to escape.
1359
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:40,765
Pie gives you the sense
1360
01:04:40,767 --> 01:04:42,366
that you're a four-square person
1361
01:04:42,368 --> 01:04:44,434
living in a four-square country.
1362
01:04:44,436 --> 01:04:45,768
Well, pie says home.
1363
01:04:45,770 --> 01:04:47,069
As American as apple pie.
1364
01:04:47,071 --> 01:04:48,537
I wish I invented pie.
1365
01:04:48,539 --> 01:04:50,438
I did.
1366
01:04:53,776 --> 01:04:55,442
I'm just kidding.
1367
01:04:56,778 --> 01:04:58,410
That was a good one.
1368
01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:02,881
God's in his heaven,
and all's right with the world.
1369
01:05:02,883 --> 01:05:05,783
Mmm. My mother made a great...
1370
01:05:05,785 --> 01:05:08,051
Blueberry pie.
1371
01:05:09,387 --> 01:05:10,786
Yes.
1372
01:05:10,788 --> 01:05:12,687
So do I.
1373
01:05:12,689 --> 01:05:14,822
I have to say I like cream pie
1374
01:05:14,824 --> 01:05:16,590
more than fruit pie.
1375
01:05:16,592 --> 01:05:17,791
Me, too.
1376
01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:19,793
That is so wrong.
1377
01:05:19,795 --> 01:05:21,661
I like them all.
1378
01:05:21,663 --> 01:05:23,262
I like you.
1379
01:05:23,264 --> 01:05:24,329
Mmm.
1380
01:05:25,799 --> 01:05:27,198
Dorothy...
1381
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,600
Sing your song about pie.
1382
01:05:29,602 --> 01:05:30,801
[Song ends]
1383
01:05:30,803 --> 01:05:33,469
You have a song about pie?
1384
01:05:34,405 --> 01:05:36,071
Actually, I do.
1385
01:05:36,807 --> 01:05:38,406
Sing, Dorothy.
1386
01:05:38,408 --> 01:05:40,240
Now.
1387
01:05:41,810 --> 01:05:42,809
♪ Pie ♪
1388
01:05:42,811 --> 01:05:43,810
♪ pie ♪
1389
01:05:43,812 --> 01:05:45,178
♪ me, oh, my ♪
1390
01:05:45,180 --> 01:05:48,080
♪ nothing tastes sweet,
wet, salty, and dry ♪
1391
01:05:48,082 --> 01:05:50,782
♪ all at once so well as pie ♪
1392
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:51,949
♪ apple, pumpkin ♪
1393
01:05:51,951 --> 01:05:53,517
♪ mince and black bottom ♪
1394
01:05:53,519 --> 01:05:55,752
♪ I'll come to your
place every day ♪
1395
01:05:55,754 --> 01:05:57,086
♪ if you've got 'em ♪
1396
01:05:57,088 --> 01:05:59,221
♪ pie, me, oh, my ♪
1397
01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:01,456
♪ I love pie ♪
1398
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,427
That's great.
1399
01:06:07,696 --> 01:06:09,362
Sing another song.
1400
01:06:10,565 --> 01:06:12,231
Ohh.
1401
01:06:13,234 --> 01:06:14,833
It's, um, it's in b-flat.
1402
01:06:14,835 --> 01:06:16,167
It's pretty basic,
1403
01:06:16,169 --> 01:06:19,369
but watch out for the
guitar down there, ok?
1404
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,439
Ahem.
1405
01:06:23,441 --> 01:06:24,573
Oh.
1406
01:06:24,575 --> 01:06:25,574
[Microphone feedback]
1407
01:06:25,576 --> 01:06:26,741
Ahem. Hi.
1408
01:06:26,743 --> 01:06:27,742
I'm nervous.
1409
01:06:27,744 --> 01:06:29,376
Oh, this is, uh...
1410
01:06:29,378 --> 01:06:31,378
You'll have to forgive me.
1411
01:06:31,380 --> 01:06:33,246
It's a work in progress.
1412
01:06:33,248 --> 01:06:34,847
Don't apologize, Dorothy.
1413
01:06:34,849 --> 01:06:35,848
Ok.
1414
01:06:35,850 --> 01:06:36,849
Ok.
1415
01:06:36,851 --> 01:06:39,351
Band member: 1, 2.
1416
01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:44,889
♪ I'm sittin' by the
side of the road ♪
1417
01:06:44,891 --> 01:06:48,225
♪ in the middle of nowhere ♪
1418
01:06:49,528 --> 01:06:52,262
♪ I don't know where I'm going ♪
1419
01:06:52,264 --> 01:06:54,864
♪ but I hope I know it ♪
1420
01:06:54,866 --> 01:06:57,233
♪ when I get there ♪
1421
01:06:57,235 --> 01:06:58,867
♪ thinkin' about ♪
1422
01:06:58,869 --> 01:07:01,269
♪ how love never works out ♪
1423
01:07:01,271 --> 01:07:04,272
♪ I guess that's
the way it goes ♪
1424
01:07:04,274 --> 01:07:07,408
♪ and how this story ends ♪
1425
01:07:07,410 --> 01:07:10,711
♪ only heaven knows ♪
1426
01:07:12,047 --> 01:07:14,013
♪ I always thought ♪
1427
01:07:14,015 --> 01:07:16,281
♪ there was an angel ♪
1428
01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:19,651
♪ watchin' over me ♪
1429
01:07:19,653 --> 01:07:21,886
♪ but even angels ♪
1430
01:07:21,888 --> 01:07:24,421
♪ sometimes make mistakes ♪
1431
01:07:24,423 --> 01:07:26,856
♪ as you will see ♪
1432
01:07:26,858 --> 01:07:28,891
♪ 'cause I've had my share ♪
1433
01:07:28,893 --> 01:07:30,893
♪ of bad love affairs ♪
1434
01:07:30,895 --> 01:07:31,894
♪ in fact ♪
1435
01:07:31,896 --> 01:07:33,896
♪ I married 3 ♪
1436
01:07:34,665 --> 01:07:37,298
♪ so here's my little story ♪
1437
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:39,733
♪ about Myles ♪
1438
01:07:39,735 --> 01:07:42,335
♪ Ralph and Bradley ♪
1439
01:07:42,337 --> 01:07:45,438
♪ Myles made me smile ♪
1440
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:49,307
♪ till he stole my Camaro ♪
1441
01:07:50,209 --> 01:07:52,642
♪ Ralph made me laugh ♪
1442
01:07:52,644 --> 01:07:55,710
♪ till I cried ♪
1443
01:07:56,913 --> 01:07:58,913
♪ and Bradley ♪
1444
01:07:58,915 --> 01:08:02,649
♪ oh, I loved him madly ♪
1445
01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:06,318
♪ but his tires were bald ♪
1446
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,986
♪ and they went flat ♪
1447
01:08:07,988 --> 01:08:09,921
♪ so did our love ♪
1448
01:08:09,923 --> 01:08:12,690
♪ and that was that ♪
1449
01:08:12,692 --> 01:08:15,926
♪ now I'm sittin' in
the middle of nowhere ♪
1450
01:08:15,928 --> 01:08:18,828
♪ by the side of the road ♪
1451
01:08:20,364 --> 01:08:22,330
♪ one of these days ♪
1452
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:24,165
♪ I'll find true love ♪
1453
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,867
♪ and learn how to say no ♪
1454
01:08:27,936 --> 01:08:29,936
♪ I know in the past ♪
1455
01:08:29,938 --> 01:08:31,737
♪ my love didn't last ♪
1456
01:08:31,739 --> 01:08:34,673
♪ as I guess this story shows ♪
1457
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:38,076
♪ where was my angel then? ♪
1458
01:08:38,078 --> 01:08:40,745
♪ Only heaven knows ♪
1459
01:08:42,348 --> 01:08:45,581
♪ where was my angel then? ♪
1460
01:08:46,350 --> 01:08:49,551
♪ Only heaven ♪
1461
01:08:49,553 --> 01:08:52,587
♪ knows ♪
1462
01:08:57,159 --> 01:08:58,625
Yeah!
1463
01:08:58,627 --> 01:09:00,059
Whoo!
1464
01:09:00,061 --> 01:09:01,160
Whoo!
1465
01:09:01,162 --> 01:09:03,862
[Audience whistling
and cheering]
1466
01:09:17,377 --> 01:09:19,977
And then when I went to
college I was published.
1467
01:09:19,979 --> 01:09:21,378
You were published?
1468
01:09:21,380 --> 01:09:22,979
Yeah, I was published.
1469
01:09:22,981 --> 01:09:24,013
Well, kind of.
1470
01:09:24,015 --> 01:09:25,581
It's was like a yearly thing.
1471
01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,582
Poems, you know?
1472
01:09:26,584 --> 01:09:27,583
That's great.
1473
01:09:27,585 --> 01:09:28,584
That's great.
1474
01:09:28,586 --> 01:09:29,384
Uh-huh.
1475
01:09:29,386 --> 01:09:30,985
That's really great.
1476
01:09:30,987 --> 01:09:31,986
Ahh, it's cold.
1477
01:09:31,988 --> 01:09:32,987
Yeah.
1478
01:09:32,989 --> 01:09:34,388
I'm in there.
1479
01:09:34,390 --> 01:09:36,256
This is Huey's room.
1480
01:09:36,992 --> 01:09:38,224
Where are you?
1481
01:09:38,226 --> 01:09:40,593
I'm in 4.
1482
01:09:40,595 --> 01:09:41,994
Where is that?
1483
01:09:41,996 --> 01:09:43,762
It's up there.
1484
01:09:44,998 --> 01:09:45,997
Where exactly?
1485
01:09:45,999 --> 01:09:47,398
On the corner.
1486
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,999
On the corner right there?
1487
01:09:49,001 --> 01:09:50,100
Directly over my room?
1488
01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:51,634
Uh...
1489
01:09:51,636 --> 01:09:52,968
Mm-hmm.
1490
01:09:54,638 --> 01:09:56,037
Um...
1491
01:09:56,039 --> 01:09:58,039
You were great.
1492
01:09:58,041 --> 01:09:59,640
Really great.
1493
01:09:59,642 --> 01:10:01,041
Um...
1494
01:10:01,043 --> 01:10:02,042
Ahem.
1495
01:10:02,044 --> 01:10:03,043
It was...
1496
01:10:03,045 --> 01:10:04,644
Good night.
1497
01:10:04,646 --> 01:10:06,312
Yeah. Good night.
1498
01:10:07,048 --> 01:10:08,313
Ahem.
1499
01:10:09,649 --> 01:10:11,315
It was...
1500
01:10:12,051 --> 01:10:13,450
Mm-hmm.
1501
01:10:14,586 --> 01:10:18,187
♪ Something in your eyes ♪
1502
01:10:18,189 --> 01:10:21,723
♪ makes me want to lose myself ♪
1503
01:10:23,059 --> 01:10:26,593
♪ makes me want to lose myself ♪
1504
01:10:28,229 --> 01:10:30,996
♪ in your arms ♪
1505
01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:35,867
♪ something in your... ♪
1506
01:10:35,869 --> 01:10:38,669
What are... what are...
What are you doing tonight?
1507
01:10:38,671 --> 01:10:40,070
Not much.
1508
01:10:40,072 --> 01:10:42,072
Do you wanna come to my room?
1509
01:10:42,074 --> 01:10:44,674
Why don't you come to mine?
1510
01:10:44,676 --> 01:10:46,075
That's...
1511
01:10:46,077 --> 01:10:47,476
That's a good idea.
1512
01:10:47,478 --> 01:10:49,878
♪ The rest of my life ♪
1513
01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:54,481
♪ if you knew ♪
1514
01:10:54,483 --> 01:10:57,184
♪ how lonely ♪
1515
01:10:57,186 --> 01:10:59,319
♪ my life ♪
1516
01:10:59,321 --> 01:11:01,054
♪ has been ♪
1517
01:11:01,056 --> 01:11:03,189
♪ and how low ♪
1518
01:11:03,191 --> 01:11:04,590
Whew.
1519
01:11:04,592 --> 01:11:06,792
♪ I've felt ♪
1520
01:11:06,794 --> 01:11:09,727
♪ so long ♪
1521
01:11:11,197 --> 01:11:13,597
♪ if you knew ♪
1522
01:11:13,599 --> 01:11:16,933
♪ how I wanted someone ♪
1523
01:11:16,935 --> 01:11:21,203
♪ to come along ♪
1524
01:11:21,205 --> 01:11:23,605
♪ and change... ♪
1525
01:11:23,607 --> 01:11:25,807
I have to tell you something.
1526
01:11:25,809 --> 01:11:26,808
I know.
1527
01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:27,775
I'm not...
1528
01:11:27,777 --> 01:11:29,810
Ever falling in love
with anyone again.
1529
01:11:29,812 --> 01:11:30,610
I know.
1530
01:11:30,612 --> 01:11:33,212
♪ Feels like home ♪
1531
01:11:33,214 --> 01:11:34,613
♪ to me ♪
1532
01:11:34,615 --> 01:11:38,215
♪ feels like home ♪
1533
01:11:38,217 --> 01:11:39,616
♪ to me ♪
1534
01:11:39,618 --> 01:11:40,617
♪ feels like ♪
1535
01:11:40,619 --> 01:11:43,620
♪ I'm all the way back ♪
1536
01:11:43,622 --> 01:11:47,490
♪ where I come from ♪
1537
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,327
♪ feels like home ♪
1538
01:11:52,329 --> 01:11:53,961
♪ to me ♪
1539
01:11:53,963 --> 01:11:56,830
♪ feels like home ♪
1540
01:11:56,832 --> 01:11:58,364
♪ to me ♪
1541
01:11:58,366 --> 01:12:00,165
♪ feels like I'm ♪
1542
01:12:00,167 --> 01:12:03,234
♪ all the way back ♪
1543
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:07,037
♪ where I belong ♪
1544
01:12:19,350 --> 01:12:20,382
[Arf]
1545
01:12:20,384 --> 01:12:21,983
Ok, ok.
1546
01:12:21,985 --> 01:12:23,250
Ohh.
1547
01:12:23,252 --> 01:12:25,085
Ok, ok.
1548
01:12:25,087 --> 01:12:27,520
[Square dance music playing]
1549
01:13:07,695 --> 01:13:09,961
[Waitress giggling]
1550
01:13:15,902 --> 01:13:16,901
[Sighs]
1551
01:13:16,903 --> 01:13:18,302
Come on, Sparky.
1552
01:13:18,304 --> 01:13:19,303
Come on.
1553
01:13:19,305 --> 01:13:21,305
Come on, boy.
1554
01:13:21,307 --> 01:13:22,906
Yes.
1555
01:13:22,908 --> 01:13:24,908
Waitress: Wings?
1556
01:13:24,910 --> 01:13:26,910
Far out!
1557
01:13:26,912 --> 01:13:28,311
Ha ha!
1558
01:13:28,313 --> 01:13:29,845
Some angel.
1559
01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:41,522
♪ I see trees ♪
1560
01:13:41,524 --> 01:13:43,657
♪ of green ♪
1561
01:13:43,659 --> 01:13:46,126
♪ red roses, too ♪
1562
01:13:47,129 --> 01:13:49,729
♪ I see them bloom ♪
1563
01:13:49,731 --> 01:13:53,332
♪ for me and you ♪
1564
01:13:53,334 --> 01:13:56,734
♪ and I think to myself ♪
1565
01:13:58,204 --> 01:14:02,005
♪ what a wonderful world ♪
1566
01:14:04,743 --> 01:14:06,342
♪ what a wonderful world ♪
1567
01:14:06,344 --> 01:14:08,277
♪ I see skies ♪
1568
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:10,078
♪ of blue ♪
1569
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,612
♪ and clouds ♪
1570
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:13,614
♪ of white ♪
1571
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:16,483
♪ the bright blessed days ♪
1572
01:14:16,485 --> 01:14:19,752
♪ from the dark sacred nights ♪
1573
01:14:19,754 --> 01:14:24,322
♪ and I think to myself ♪
1574
01:14:24,324 --> 01:14:28,893
♪ what a wonderful world ♪
1575
01:14:32,398 --> 01:14:37,934
♪ and I think to myself ♪
1576
01:14:37,936 --> 01:14:38,734
[Water running]
1577
01:14:38,736 --> 01:14:41,103
♪ What a wonderful ♪
1578
01:14:41,105 --> 01:14:43,038
♪ world ♪
1579
01:14:47,978 --> 01:14:50,044
I needed the job.
1580
01:14:56,385 --> 01:14:58,084
Good morning.
1581
01:14:58,086 --> 01:15:02,054
What exactly are we
talking about here?
1582
01:15:02,990 --> 01:15:04,189
At the paper.
1583
01:15:04,191 --> 01:15:06,791
That's what I was trying
to tell you last night.
1584
01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,392
That's why I'm here.
1585
01:15:08,394 --> 01:15:10,394
I don't make excuses
for working there.
1586
01:15:10,396 --> 01:15:13,063
There's no reason for you to.
1587
01:15:17,268 --> 01:15:19,401
Here's a confession.
1588
01:15:19,403 --> 01:15:21,403
You wanna hear a confession?
1589
01:15:21,405 --> 01:15:22,804
Yours?
1590
01:15:22,806 --> 01:15:25,873
I needed the job, too.
1591
01:15:25,875 --> 01:15:26,807
Huh.
1592
01:15:26,809 --> 01:15:28,809
No one would go near me
1593
01:15:28,811 --> 01:15:30,544
after what happened
at the Tribune.
1594
01:15:30,546 --> 01:15:32,913
What did happen?
1595
01:15:32,915 --> 01:15:34,080
Oh.
1596
01:15:35,249 --> 01:15:38,216
I hit the managing editor.
1597
01:15:38,218 --> 01:15:39,750
Why?
1598
01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:42,753
He fired this
really sweet old guy
1599
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:45,355
who'd been there
for, like, 27 years.
1600
01:15:46,091 --> 01:15:47,557
Really?
1601
01:15:47,559 --> 01:15:49,225
Nope.
1602
01:15:50,561 --> 01:15:53,361
He changed my lead.
1603
01:15:53,363 --> 01:15:55,563
You hit him...
1604
01:15:55,565 --> 01:15:58,566
Because he changed your lead?
1605
01:15:58,568 --> 01:16:00,234
No.
1606
01:16:01,737 --> 01:16:05,104
It was late. I was drunk.
1607
01:16:07,575 --> 01:16:08,707
The way I see it,
1608
01:16:08,709 --> 01:16:10,575
it makes no difference
where I work.
1609
01:16:10,577 --> 01:16:12,577
That's what I call a lie.
1610
01:16:12,579 --> 01:16:14,712
I bet you have a
half-finished novel
1611
01:16:14,714 --> 01:16:17,281
in the second
drawer of your desk.
1612
01:16:17,283 --> 01:16:19,116
She got the desk.
1613
01:16:20,119 --> 01:16:22,919
Are you keeping
something from me?
1614
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,957
I'm not ethical.
1615
01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:31,559
Just because you
write about angels
1616
01:16:31,561 --> 01:16:33,827
for a supermarket tabloid?
1617
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:43,201
Are you keeping some
angel experience from me?
1618
01:16:44,537 --> 01:16:47,203
If you are, I forgive you.
1619
01:16:48,539 --> 01:16:50,805
I could forgive you anything.
1620
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:56,343
This was not a mistake.
1621
01:16:56,345 --> 01:16:58,812
Don't say that you think
this was a mistake.
1622
01:16:58,814 --> 01:17:00,213
I couldn't bear it.
1623
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,426
♪ We're here ♪
1624
01:17:14,428 --> 01:17:16,828
♪ because we're here ♪
1625
01:17:16,830 --> 01:17:19,564
♪ because we're here ♪
1626
01:17:19,566 --> 01:17:22,833
♪ because we're here ♪
1627
01:17:25,571 --> 01:17:27,703
It's going well.
1628
01:17:29,973 --> 01:17:32,573
It's a difficult case, though,
1629
01:17:32,575 --> 01:17:35,709
to give a man back his heart.
1630
01:17:40,315 --> 01:17:42,315
Mmm.
1631
01:17:42,317 --> 01:17:44,016
Listen.
1632
01:17:45,352 --> 01:17:49,387
Ooh... listen to the earth.
1633
01:17:57,196 --> 01:17:58,595
Mmm.
1634
01:17:58,597 --> 01:18:01,731
I'm going to miss
everything so much.
1635
01:18:08,572 --> 01:18:10,872
[Whimpers]
1636
01:18:11,875 --> 01:18:13,474
You got to remember, Sparky,
1637
01:18:13,476 --> 01:18:15,476
no matter what they tell you,
1638
01:18:15,478 --> 01:18:18,145
you can never have
too much sugar.
1639
01:18:32,227 --> 01:18:33,626
Dorothy.
1640
01:18:33,628 --> 01:18:35,160
Quinlan.
1641
01:18:36,897 --> 01:18:39,230
Good morning, Michael.
1642
01:18:39,232 --> 01:18:41,265
Good morning, Sparky.
1643
01:18:42,234 --> 01:18:46,969
[Arf arf arf arf
arf arf arf arf]
1644
01:18:48,706 --> 01:18:49,971
Sparky, no!
1645
01:18:52,108 --> 01:18:53,841
No!
1646
01:18:54,710 --> 01:18:56,843
Ohh!
1647
01:19:04,051 --> 01:19:07,252
Oh, he's all right.
He's all right.
1648
01:19:07,254 --> 01:19:08,786
Ohh!
1649
01:19:11,257 --> 01:19:13,323
He's all right.
1650
01:19:13,325 --> 01:19:15,058
No.
1651
01:19:15,060 --> 01:19:17,260
Ohh.
1652
01:19:17,262 --> 01:19:19,662
Oh, I killed him.
1653
01:19:19,664 --> 01:19:21,263
It's not your fault.
1654
01:19:21,265 --> 01:19:22,664
It's all my fault.
1655
01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:24,332
I'm so sorry, Huey.
1656
01:19:30,072 --> 01:19:32,172
Dorothy: I'm so sorry.
1657
01:19:37,279 --> 01:19:39,012
[Dorothy sobbing]
1658
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:45,517
You didn't do anything wrong.
1659
01:19:58,298 --> 01:20:00,364
Do something.
1660
01:20:00,366 --> 01:20:02,299
It isn't my area.
1661
01:20:02,301 --> 01:20:05,835
What is your area?
Explain it to me.
1662
01:20:05,837 --> 01:20:11,106
Would somebody tell me
exactly what is his area?
1663
01:20:11,108 --> 01:20:13,241
I don't know anything
about his area.
1664
01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:16,110
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
1665
01:20:16,112 --> 01:20:17,311
What?
1666
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,314
I don't know anything
about angels.
1667
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:24,551
I'm a dog trainer.
That's why I was hired.
1668
01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:28,487
To train Sparky?
1669
01:20:28,489 --> 01:20:29,488
And then...
1670
01:20:29,490 --> 01:20:30,755
Then after...
1671
01:20:30,757 --> 01:20:35,392
We screw up with the angel,
and Malt gets the dog...
1672
01:20:36,828 --> 01:20:39,361
I get Huey's job.
1673
01:20:41,531 --> 01:20:43,430
I didn't know you.
1674
01:20:46,768 --> 01:20:49,568
I'm sorry.
1675
01:20:50,704 --> 01:20:52,670
I'm sorry, too.
1676
01:20:56,242 --> 01:21:00,143
Now bring him back to life.
1677
01:21:00,145 --> 01:21:02,879
And don't give me any of that
"it isn't my area" stuff.
1678
01:21:02,881 --> 01:21:05,381
Bring him back to life
1679
01:21:05,383 --> 01:21:09,118
or go back where you came from.
1680
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,386
Bring him back...
1681
01:21:14,457 --> 01:21:16,256
Angel.
1682
01:23:13,574 --> 01:23:16,608
[Whimpers]
1683
01:23:22,848 --> 01:23:26,649
[Arf arf arf arf
arf arf arf arf]
1684
01:23:46,403 --> 01:23:49,570
I don't have much longer.
1685
01:24:23,038 --> 01:24:24,704
Ohh.
1686
01:24:25,773 --> 01:24:27,572
Ohh.
1687
01:24:38,284 --> 01:24:39,616
[Sparky whimpers]
1688
01:24:39,618 --> 01:24:41,150
Ohh.
1689
01:24:41,152 --> 01:24:42,484
[Whimpers]
1690
01:24:42,486 --> 01:24:45,053
[Whimpers]
1691
01:24:45,055 --> 01:24:46,220
Ohh.
1692
01:24:46,222 --> 01:24:48,255
[Whimpers]
1693
01:25:04,472 --> 01:25:06,872
We're here, Michael. We're here.
1694
01:25:17,084 --> 01:25:19,884
Michael, look up.
1695
01:25:22,622 --> 01:25:26,623
"The Sears Tower in Chicago is
the world's tallest building.
1696
01:25:26,625 --> 01:25:29,959
"It stands 1,454 feet
above street level,
1697
01:25:29,961 --> 01:25:35,197
contains enough concrete
for an 8-Lane highway."
1698
01:25:37,401 --> 01:25:38,800
Ohh.
1699
01:25:38,802 --> 01:25:41,269
Ohh.
1700
01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:43,737
Ahh.
1701
01:25:44,506 --> 01:25:47,106
Quinlan, I'm so sorry.
1702
01:25:47,108 --> 01:25:49,908
I didn't do what I came for.
1703
01:25:51,011 --> 01:25:52,877
I didn't finish.
1704
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:57,680
[Sighs] I'm so sorry.
1705
01:25:59,950 --> 01:26:02,783
Um...
1706
01:26:04,086 --> 01:26:05,819
Good-bye.
1707
01:26:05,821 --> 01:26:07,554
Good-bye, Michael.
1708
01:26:07,556 --> 01:26:09,556
Thank you for everything.
1709
01:26:09,558 --> 01:26:12,492
Thank you for letting
me have a little fun.
1710
01:26:12,494 --> 01:26:16,095
Good-bye, my battling friend.
1711
01:26:16,097 --> 01:26:18,697
Good-bye, world's biggest angel.
1712
01:26:18,699 --> 01:26:21,099
Godspeed.
1713
01:26:21,101 --> 01:26:23,000
Ohh.
1714
01:27:43,915 --> 01:27:45,014
You're late.
1715
01:27:45,016 --> 01:27:46,181
I know.
1716
01:27:46,183 --> 01:27:47,582
Where's the angel?
1717
01:27:47,584 --> 01:27:50,051
Yeah, it was a hoax.
1718
01:27:50,053 --> 01:27:51,252
A hoax?
1719
01:27:51,254 --> 01:27:52,686
Dorothy: A hoax.
Huey: Definitely a hoax.
1720
01:27:52,688 --> 01:27:54,187
He had detachable wings.
1721
01:27:54,189 --> 01:27:56,189
And a halo made out
of pipe cleaners.
1722
01:27:56,191 --> 01:27:58,157
And he smelled of cookies.
1723
01:27:58,159 --> 01:27:59,158
Just kidding.
1724
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,760
So, I win.
1725
01:28:01,762 --> 01:28:03,962
You're fired,
1726
01:28:03,964 --> 01:28:06,364
and I get the dog. Ha ha.
1727
01:28:06,366 --> 01:28:07,965
[Grrr] Come here, Sparky.
1728
01:28:07,967 --> 01:28:09,967
Come on, my little sausage.
1729
01:28:09,969 --> 01:28:11,501
You come to your daddy.
1730
01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:13,169
Come on... ow! [Arf]
1731
01:28:13,171 --> 01:28:14,336
Bastard!
1732
01:28:14,338 --> 01:28:16,237
Sparky, come on.
1733
01:28:16,239 --> 01:28:17,438
Listen, Sparky...
1734
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:18,472
Sparky! [Arf]
1735
01:28:18,474 --> 01:28:21,208
Don't hate me. I love you... ow!
1736
01:28:21,210 --> 01:28:22,609
Oh, gee.
1737
01:28:22,611 --> 01:28:24,611
Hey, listen, get the mutt
out, will you?
1738
01:28:24,613 --> 01:28:26,613
Oh, right.
Like that dog could be gotten out,
1739
01:28:26,615 --> 01:28:28,014
like that dog can do anything.
1740
01:28:28,016 --> 01:28:29,982
That is the worst dog
I think I've ever met.
1741
01:28:29,984 --> 01:28:31,917
I thought you said you
could train any dog.
1742
01:28:31,919 --> 01:28:33,251
She was wrong.
1743
01:28:33,253 --> 01:28:36,020
Are you saying I'm stuck with
these two because of a dog?
1744
01:28:36,022 --> 01:28:39,023
You're stuck with Mr. Driscoll,
not with me.
1745
01:28:39,025 --> 01:28:42,359
We met a guy with a 2-headed
chicken outside of Cedar Rapids.
1746
01:28:42,361 --> 01:28:44,394
Yeah. Yeah.
1747
01:28:44,396 --> 01:28:45,995
Hey, where are you going?
1748
01:28:45,997 --> 01:28:47,997
Hey! Quinlan!
1749
01:28:47,999 --> 01:28:49,965
Hey! Hey, Quinlan!
1750
01:28:49,967 --> 01:28:51,833
[Arf arf arf] Where
are you going?
1751
01:28:51,835 --> 01:28:53,968
Hey! Get off of me!
1752
01:28:53,970 --> 01:28:56,370
Get... get back!
1753
01:28:56,372 --> 01:28:58,472
Listen, Quinlan, forget what I said.
Don't...
1754
01:28:58,474 --> 01:29:00,240
Don't take it personally.
1755
01:29:00,242 --> 01:29:02,108
You're the best reporter I have.
1756
01:29:02,110 --> 01:29:03,509
I'm out of here.
1757
01:29:04,345 --> 01:29:05,811
Malt: Hey!
1758
01:29:11,251 --> 01:29:13,251
So you're just going to leave?
1759
01:29:13,253 --> 01:29:15,119
You don't want to talk about it?
1760
01:29:15,121 --> 01:29:16,353
Nope.
1761
01:29:16,355 --> 01:29:18,755
Hey, come on, talk to me, eh?
1762
01:29:18,757 --> 01:29:21,657
Well, disagree with me.
Argue me out of it.
1763
01:29:21,659 --> 01:29:23,392
All right, let's have a fight.
1764
01:29:23,394 --> 01:29:25,193
Come on, fight me, eh?
1765
01:29:25,195 --> 01:29:29,396
Hey, Quinlan, you're the only one
that ever fought with me here.
1766
01:29:29,398 --> 01:29:31,631
Well,
who am I going to fight with?
1767
01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,232
You got to help me out here.
1768
01:29:33,234 --> 01:29:35,067
It isn't my area.
1769
01:29:35,069 --> 01:29:36,468
Wait!
1770
01:29:44,877 --> 01:29:46,276
I'm sorry.
1771
01:29:46,278 --> 01:29:48,678
Please stop.
1772
01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:52,682
Please stop and talk to me.
1773
01:29:52,684 --> 01:29:56,152
I appreciate what you said up there.
I thank you.
1774
01:29:56,154 --> 01:29:57,353
I'll see you around.
1775
01:29:57,355 --> 01:29:58,520
You said...
1776
01:29:58,522 --> 01:30:01,890
You said you could
forgive me anything.
1777
01:30:01,892 --> 01:30:03,892
I forgive you.
1778
01:30:03,894 --> 01:30:05,827
We had a good time.
1779
01:30:05,829 --> 01:30:08,029
What are you so upset about?
1780
01:30:08,031 --> 01:30:10,031
Oh.
1781
01:30:10,033 --> 01:30:11,865
It's you.
1782
01:30:13,902 --> 01:30:15,635
I remember you.
1783
01:30:15,637 --> 01:30:17,903
I thought you were gone.
1784
01:30:31,651 --> 01:30:33,750
[Children laughing]
1785
01:30:35,820 --> 01:30:39,321
♪ I took a trip on a train ♪
1786
01:30:39,323 --> 01:30:41,456
♪ and I thought about you ♪
1787
01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:43,858
Mary Tyler Moore: Come on
in, Rhoda.
1788
01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:46,794
♪ I passed a shadowy Lane ♪
1789
01:30:46,796 --> 01:30:51,130
♪ and I thought about you ♪
1790
01:30:52,066 --> 01:30:56,968
♪ 2 or 3 cars parked
under the stars... ♪
1791
01:30:56,970 --> 01:30:58,970
Uh, good evening. Buona sera.
1792
01:30:58,972 --> 01:31:03,740
Um, for our specialties tonight, we...
we have angel hair pasta
1793
01:31:03,742 --> 01:31:06,743
with a pomodoro sauce,
1794
01:31:06,745 --> 01:31:11,213
uh, cappellini primavera,
a melange of vegetables
1795
01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:13,515
over angel hair pasta,
1796
01:31:13,517 --> 01:31:18,486
and finally,
a light sauce with lemon and parsley
1797
01:31:18,488 --> 01:31:21,955
tossed with angel hair pasta.
1798
01:31:21,957 --> 01:31:22,889
Anything else?
1799
01:31:22,891 --> 01:31:25,958
Yes, we want one
pumpkin nut muffin,
1800
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:27,492
and...
1801
01:31:27,494 --> 01:31:29,894
A piece of angel food cake.
1802
01:31:29,896 --> 01:31:33,363
They don't have angel food
cake, do you?
1803
01:31:33,365 --> 01:31:34,530
No.
1804
01:31:34,532 --> 01:31:36,532
♪ And what did I do? ♪
1805
01:31:36,534 --> 01:31:40,235
♪ I thought about you ♪
1806
01:31:45,775 --> 01:31:49,176
♪ And I thought about you ♪
1807
01:31:54,249 --> 01:31:57,516
♪ And I thought about you ♪
1808
01:31:57,518 --> 01:32:00,852
♪ there were 2 or 3 cars ♪
1809
01:32:00,854 --> 01:32:03,387
♪ parked under the stars ♪
1810
01:32:03,389 --> 01:32:06,056
♪ a winding stream ♪
1811
01:32:07,059 --> 01:32:09,259
♪ the moon shining down on ♪
1812
01:32:09,261 --> 01:32:10,793
♪ some little town ♪
1813
01:32:10,795 --> 01:32:13,162
♪ and with each beam ♪
1814
01:32:13,164 --> 01:32:16,130
♪ the same old dream ♪
1815
01:32:18,534 --> 01:32:23,803
♪ so I thought about you ♪
1816
01:32:27,508 --> 01:32:30,041
♪ and I really felt good ♪
1817
01:32:30,043 --> 01:32:33,044
♪ and then I'd peek
through the crack ♪
1818
01:32:33,046 --> 01:32:35,780
♪ and I looked in that track ♪
1819
01:32:35,782 --> 01:32:39,383
♪ the one going back to you ♪
1820
01:32:39,385 --> 01:32:42,652
♪ and what did I do? ♪
1821
01:32:44,722 --> 01:32:49,991
♪ I thought about you ♪
1822
01:32:54,062 --> 01:32:57,930
So, did you ever tell anyone
about, uh...
1823
01:33:01,135 --> 01:33:02,701
I was going to.
1824
01:33:02,703 --> 01:33:06,704
Oh, I couldn't wait to
get home to tell Valerie.
1825
01:33:06,706 --> 01:33:09,940
And then I opened my mouth,
1826
01:33:09,942 --> 01:33:12,742
and the words wouldn't come out.
1827
01:33:12,744 --> 01:33:17,313
I'd take a breath, I... I...
I even opened my mouth a second time.
1828
01:33:17,315 --> 01:33:19,348
Nothing.
1829
01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:23,551
As far as I'm concerned,
it never happened.
1830
01:33:23,553 --> 01:33:25,286
Oh, but we saw it.
1831
01:33:25,288 --> 01:33:26,453
We were there.
1832
01:33:26,455 --> 01:33:28,588
It never happened.
1833
01:33:28,590 --> 01:33:30,957
So what are you up to?
1834
01:33:30,959 --> 01:33:33,092
I'm back on the novel.
1835
01:33:34,962 --> 01:33:37,329
If it didn't happen,
where's your raincoat?
1836
01:33:37,331 --> 01:33:39,531
"If it..." What is this?
"If it happened?"
1837
01:33:39,533 --> 01:33:40,932
If it happened, you know what?
1838
01:33:40,934 --> 01:33:42,800
Then I've got to
believe that someday
1839
01:33:42,802 --> 01:33:44,234
I'm going to be
walking down the street
1840
01:33:44,236 --> 01:33:48,871
and some unknown force is
going to make me turn right
1841
01:33:48,873 --> 01:33:51,139
instead of turning left,
1842
01:33:51,141 --> 01:33:56,143
and, at that moment,
a car is going to come around the corner
1843
01:33:56,145 --> 01:33:58,345
with the woman of
my dreams in it
1844
01:33:58,347 --> 01:33:59,946
and blow a flat...
1845
01:33:59,948 --> 01:34:01,314
[Pop]
1846
01:34:01,316 --> 01:34:03,115
[Hissing]
1847
01:34:03,117 --> 01:34:06,885
Right there,
next to where I'm standing.
1848
01:34:08,922 --> 01:34:10,922
No.
1849
01:34:14,594 --> 01:34:16,393
It never happened.
1850
01:34:35,613 --> 01:34:37,212
[Pop]
1851
01:34:37,214 --> 01:34:39,280
[Hissing]
1852
01:34:47,856 --> 01:34:50,623
Ha ha ha ha.
1853
01:34:50,625 --> 01:34:52,224
You need any help?
1854
01:34:52,226 --> 01:34:53,225
No, thanks.
1855
01:34:53,227 --> 01:34:54,526
No, we're cool.
1856
01:34:54,528 --> 01:34:56,127
Ha ha ha ha.
1857
01:35:06,305 --> 01:35:08,371
[Wind chimes tinkling]
1858
01:36:33,758 --> 01:36:35,257
Michael!
1859
01:36:48,772 --> 01:36:50,505
Michael, wait!
1860
01:36:59,248 --> 01:37:00,580
Ohh!
1861
01:37:09,557 --> 01:37:11,089
What are you doing here?
1862
01:37:11,091 --> 01:37:14,858
I live here. I live
2 blocks from here.
1863
01:37:14,860 --> 01:37:17,727
I was on my way home and...
1864
01:37:17,729 --> 01:37:20,029
I thought I saw...
1865
01:37:20,031 --> 01:37:21,630
He came around this corner.
1866
01:37:21,632 --> 01:37:24,065
That corner.
1867
01:37:35,611 --> 01:37:37,911
I love you, Dorothy.
1868
01:37:39,814 --> 01:37:42,347
I love you.
1869
01:37:45,685 --> 01:37:47,618
Marry me.
1870
01:37:47,620 --> 01:37:50,120
No.
1871
01:37:51,123 --> 01:37:52,856
Marry me, please?
1872
01:37:52,858 --> 01:37:54,557
No.
1873
01:37:54,559 --> 01:37:57,293
Marry me, Dorothy.
1874
01:37:57,295 --> 01:37:58,427
No.
1875
01:37:58,429 --> 01:38:00,095
Ha ha ha ha.
1876
01:38:00,097 --> 01:38:02,964
Oh, my darling Dorothy,
will you marry me?
1877
01:38:02,966 --> 01:38:05,499
Yes. Yes.
1878
01:38:14,976 --> 01:38:17,109
Let's go home.
1879
01:38:34,127 --> 01:38:37,594
You know, Pansy,
I invented marriage.
1880
01:38:37,596 --> 01:38:38,728
Michael.
1881
01:38:38,730 --> 01:38:40,262
Well, I did.
1882
01:38:40,264 --> 01:38:42,530
Before that,
you should have seen it.
1883
01:38:42,532 --> 01:38:45,132
Everybody was so mixed up,
they didn't know what to do.
1884
01:38:45,134 --> 01:38:48,335
So I said,
"have a ceremony."
1885
01:38:48,337 --> 01:38:50,337
Hmm.
1886
01:38:50,339 --> 01:38:52,272
Let's go home.
1887
01:39:06,020 --> 01:39:08,020
♪ From the dark end
of the street ♪
1888
01:39:08,022 --> 01:39:10,022
Quinlan: Do you
smell something?
1889
01:39:10,024 --> 01:39:11,424
Dorothy: There's
a bakery near here.
1890
01:39:11,425 --> 01:39:14,292
♪ To the bright side
of the road ♪
1891
01:39:16,562 --> 01:39:19,195
♪ we'll be lovers once again ♪
1892
01:39:19,197 --> 01:39:22,531
♪ on the bright side
of the road ♪
1893
01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:30,538
♪ little darlin',
come with me ♪
1894
01:39:32,909 --> 01:39:35,709
♪ won't ya help me
share my load? ♪
1895
01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:41,181
♪ From the dark end
of the street ♪
1896
01:39:41,183 --> 01:39:44,317
♪ to the bright side
of the road ♪
1897
01:39:47,455 --> 01:39:51,022
♪ and into this life
we're born ♪
1898
01:39:52,825 --> 01:39:55,225
♪ baby, sometimes ♪
1899
01:39:55,227 --> 01:39:58,427
♪ sometimes we don't know why ♪
1900
01:39:59,596 --> 01:40:03,330
♪ and time seems
to go by so fast ♪
1901
01:40:05,067 --> 01:40:08,601
♪ in the twinkling of an eye ♪
1902
01:40:10,938 --> 01:40:13,338
♪ let's enjoy it while we can ♪
1903
01:40:13,340 --> 01:40:16,341
♪ let's enjoy it while we can ♪
1904
01:40:16,343 --> 01:40:19,210
♪ won't ya help me
share my load? ♪
1905
01:40:19,212 --> 01:40:21,612
♪ Help me share my load ♪
1906
01:40:21,614 --> 01:40:24,615
♪ from the dark end
of the street ♪
1907
01:40:24,617 --> 01:40:27,751
♪ to the bright side
of the road ♪
1908
01:40:30,889 --> 01:40:32,889
♪ oh, we'll be ♪
1909
01:40:32,891 --> 01:40:35,291
♪ lovers once again ♪
1910
01:40:35,293 --> 01:40:38,560
♪ on the bright side
of the road ♪
1911
01:40:40,697 --> 01:40:42,363
[New song begins]
1912
01:40:47,869 --> 01:40:49,835
♪ We were dreamin' ♪
1913
01:40:49,837 --> 01:40:51,970
♪ on a park bench ♪
1914
01:40:51,972 --> 01:40:56,240
♪ about a broad highway
somewhere ♪
1915
01:40:56,242 --> 01:40:58,242
♪ when the music ♪
1916
01:40:58,244 --> 01:41:00,244
♪ from the carillon ♪
1917
01:41:00,246 --> 01:41:04,380
♪ seemed to hurl
your heart out there ♪
1918
01:41:04,382 --> 01:41:09,251
♪ that's the scientific
darkness ♪
1919
01:41:09,253 --> 01:41:13,254
♪ that's the fireflies
that float ♪
1920
01:41:13,256 --> 01:41:15,256
♪ to an angel ♪
1921
01:41:15,258 --> 01:41:21,862
♪ bending down to wrap you
in his warmest coat ♪
1922
01:41:21,864 --> 01:41:23,430
♪ and you ask ♪
1923
01:41:23,432 --> 01:41:26,032
♪ what am I not doing? ♪
1924
01:41:26,034 --> 01:41:30,135
♪ He says your voice
cannot come in ♪
1925
01:41:30,137 --> 01:41:34,873
♪ but in time,
you will move mountains ♪
1926
01:41:34,875 --> 01:41:38,276
♪ it will come ♪
1927
01:41:38,278 --> 01:41:41,412
♪ through your hands ♪
1928
01:41:47,286 --> 01:41:51,554
♪ So whatever your hands
find to do ♪
1929
01:41:51,556 --> 01:41:55,691
♪ you must do
with all your heart ♪
1930
01:41:55,693 --> 01:42:00,595
♪ there are thoughts enough
to blow men's minds ♪
1931
01:42:00,597 --> 01:42:04,465
♪ and tear great worlds apart ♪
1932
01:42:04,467 --> 01:42:08,701
♪ there's a healin' touch
to find you ♪
1933
01:42:08,703 --> 01:42:13,038
♪ on that broad highway
somewhere ♪
1934
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:17,575
♪ to lift you
high as music flyin' ♪
1935
01:42:17,577 --> 01:42:21,312
♪ through the angel's hair ♪
1936
01:42:21,314 --> 01:42:25,315
♪ so don't ask
what you are not doin' ♪
1937
01:42:25,317 --> 01:42:30,053
♪ because your voice
cannot come in ♪
1938
01:42:30,055 --> 01:42:34,056
♪ in time,
you will move mountains ♪
1939
01:42:34,058 --> 01:42:38,059
♪ it will come ♪
1940
01:42:38,061 --> 01:42:44,765
♪ through your hands ♪
1941
01:42:46,201 --> 01:42:47,866
[New song begins]
1942
01:42:50,604 --> 01:42:52,604
♪ Now, ain't it a shame ♪
1943
01:42:52,606 --> 01:42:56,740
♪ all the tears
that people cry? ♪
1944
01:42:56,742 --> 01:43:01,677
♪ We ain't got it right
in all of these years ♪
1945
01:43:01,679 --> 01:43:03,345
Sorry, man.
1946
01:43:03,347 --> 01:43:05,947
♪ There must be a way ♪
1947
01:43:05,949 --> 01:43:09,750
♪ to live a better life ♪
1948
01:43:09,752 --> 01:43:14,954
♪ and break all these chains
and get out of here ♪
1949
01:43:14,956 --> 01:43:18,223
♪ you've got to love God ♪
1950
01:43:18,225 --> 01:43:21,460
♪ you've got to love yourself ♪
1951
01:43:21,462 --> 01:43:25,463
♪ you've got to
love your brothers ♪
1952
01:43:25,465 --> 01:43:27,865
♪ and everybody else ♪
1953
01:43:27,867 --> 01:43:30,868
♪ you've got
to walk that walk ♪
1954
01:43:30,870 --> 01:43:34,471
♪ you can't just
talk that talk ♪
1955
01:43:34,473 --> 01:43:38,341
♪ you've got to love God ♪
1956
01:43:38,343 --> 01:43:42,077
♪ and everybody else ♪
1957
01:43:42,079 --> 01:43:44,479
♪ heard some people say ♪
1958
01:43:44,481 --> 01:43:48,482
♪ that all we need is love ♪
1959
01:43:48,484 --> 01:43:50,484
♪ it sounds so simple ♪
1960
01:43:50,486 --> 01:43:53,620
♪ but it's true ♪
1961
01:43:55,090 --> 01:43:57,490
♪ well, maybe today ♪
1962
01:43:57,492 --> 01:44:01,493
♪ we will rain down love
from above ♪
1963
01:44:01,495 --> 01:44:05,896
♪ and wash us clean
and make us new ♪
1964
01:44:05,898 --> 01:44:09,899
♪ but you've got to love God ♪
1965
01:44:09,901 --> 01:44:12,768
♪ you've got to love yourself ♪
1966
01:44:12,770 --> 01:44:17,105
♪ you've got to love,
love, love, love God ♪
1967
01:44:17,107 --> 01:44:20,108
♪ and everybody else ♪
1968
01:44:20,110 --> 01:44:23,111
♪ hey, I want to believe ♪
1969
01:44:23,113 --> 01:44:24,378
♪ I got to believe ♪
1970
01:44:24,380 --> 01:44:25,512
♪ want to be true ♪
1971
01:44:25,514 --> 01:44:27,514
♪ I want to be true ♪
1972
01:44:27,516 --> 01:44:29,516
♪ I want to see a miracle ♪
1973
01:44:29,518 --> 01:44:34,120
♪ I want you to see it, too ♪
1974
01:44:34,122 --> 01:44:36,122
♪ now ♪
1975
01:44:36,124 --> 01:44:37,523
♪ love God ♪
1976
01:44:37,525 --> 01:44:40,526
♪ I want to love my neighbor ♪
1977
01:44:40,528 --> 01:44:44,529
♪ you've got to love God ♪
1978
01:44:44,531 --> 01:44:49,233
♪ and everybody else... ♪
1979
01:44:49,257 --> 01:44:50,357
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