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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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- Are you OK? Did it hurt?
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- The pregnancy test?
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You don't know how
they work, do you?
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- Sure.
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You put it under the thing,
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and it does the thing.
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No, I do not.
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- Well, in seven minutes,
we'll find out
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if Chance is gonna be
a big brother or not.
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- Oh, seven minutes.
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That is two hours from now.
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- I can't believe we let this
happen before we got married,
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again.
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My mom is gonna
kill us, again.
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- Maybe you're not pregnant.
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You're just late.
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Maybe the stress
of your grandma
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with anger issues
scared off Aunt Flo.
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- Aunt Flo is my one t�a
who is never late.
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- Can I tell you something?
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I'm excited.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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I always thought we'd
have more than two kids.
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I count George
as one of our kids,
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because he sleeps in a bunk bed
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and he refuses
to get a haircut.
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- Money's tight right now.
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And with the wedding
coming up, I mean,
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doesn't my uterus know
that we're broke?
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- We figured out with Chance.
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We'll figure this out, too.
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[knocking]
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- Grandma Elsa.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We weren't expecting you.
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- We aren't expecting anything.
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Does it look like
we're expecting?
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- No.
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I just came by
to bring you a gift.
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- Oh.
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Ooh, it's, uh,
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arcade tokens?
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- No,
it's Las Arras Matrimoniales.
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13 coins to bring you good
fortune for your marriage.
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- Oh.
- And they will,
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because we will use them
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to scratch off lottery tickets.
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- Well, thank you, Elsa.
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I hate to rush you out,
but we're kind of
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in the middle of something.
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- Oh, no worries.
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I got to get to work anyway.
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- This is beautiful, though.
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- You're beautiful.
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And I can't wait to see you
in your wedding dress.
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- Oh, definitely.
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OK, I'll see you later.
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- OK.
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- Four minutes to go.
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Why does time take so long?
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- What have you done?
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- We don't know yet.
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- But it was between
two consenting adults.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Nothing about this
is "consexual."
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How could you invite Elsa
to your wedding?
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- We didn't.
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She just said that
she can't wait to see me
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in my wedding dress,
and then I said, definitely,
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and, oh, yeah,
we totally invited her.
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- Well, you can
totally uninvite her!
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She just came back
into our lives, Mayan.
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It's too soon. OK?
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You can invite her
to your next wedding.
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- But if we tell her
that she can't come,
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she might flip out on us,
like she did the other day.
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- Oh, she flipped out on you?
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- We didn't tell you because we
didn't want you to get upset.
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- Or hear you say,
I told you so.
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- I told you so.
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So you tell
that cold-hearted witch
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that her talons are not
gonna be scratching
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that dance floor to
"Love Shack" at your wedding.
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- OK, we'll call her.
- Call her? No, no.
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You need to look into the eyes
of the devil to banish it.
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- And yet, you're still here.
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- It's gonna have to wait.
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We got Chance's award ceremony
in a few hours.
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- That's more than enough time.
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Just drive on the shoulder
like I do
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when Uncle Flo
comes to visit me.
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- Mayan and I need three
minutes alone in the bathroom
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before we go.
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- Oh, cochinos!
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Hey, you can get it on
after you talk to my mom!
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Now, go, or I'll be forced
to make a scene.
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Go!
- OK.
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- Before I'm forced
to make a scene, Mayan!
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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{\an8}? ?
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{\an8}- How are we gonna
tell my grandmother
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{\an8}that she's not invited
to the wedding
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{\an8}without her freaking out?
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{\an8}- Don't worry.
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{\an8}I figured out a safe way
to tell her.
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{\an8}You do it,
while I wait in the car.
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{\an8}- No!
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{\an8}Till death do us part,
which means, if you leave,
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{\an8}I will kill you.
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{\an8}- Mayan?
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{\an8}- Hey, girl!
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{\an8}- Hi.
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{\an8}I was gonna call you,
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{\an8}because I found the perfect
dress to wear to your wedding.
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{\an8}- Oh, you can't.
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{\an8}I'm buying this.
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{\an8}- So we came by to say
that we are so grateful
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{\an8}to receive the blessing
of the coins,
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{\an8}but in some ways,
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{\an8}the greatest blessing
would be
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{\an8}if you graced us
with your absence.
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{\an8}- What do you mean?
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{\an8}- You know sometimes you
invite someone with a plus one.
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{\an8}So we're just inviting you
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{\an8}with a minus one.
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{\an8}- So you're uninviting me.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
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{\an8}We're sorry.
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{\an8}It's just too hard for my dad.
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{\an8}He's just not ready.
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{\an8}- I understand.
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{\an8}The last thing
I want to do is impose.
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{\an8}- Oh, thank you.
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{\an8}But I am so happy
you are not upset.
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{\an8}- Yeah, well, take care, Elsa.
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{\an8}- You should take care, too.
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{\an8}- What does that mean?
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- I don't know, but keep
walking and don't look back.
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- OK.
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Finally, we can check our
pregnancy test results
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so I know if my mom is gonna
throw holy water on me, again.
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- Yeah, I was so distracted
at Chance's award ceremony,
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I forgot to film it,
and instead,
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watched it with my own two
eyes, like a terrible parent.
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- I can't see.
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Can someone tell me
where I'm going?
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- Into a bright future
filled with more awards
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and speeches thanking
your inspiration,
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me.
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- Kids these days
get too many awards.
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In my day, you only got
an award if you earned it
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or stole it from a nerd.
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Give me that, nerd.
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Certificate of Achievement,
Most Resourceful.
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They gave you an award
for being Mexican?
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- It means I'm the one
they shove in the vents
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to fix the AC.
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- So they gave you an award
for being a little Mexican.
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All right.
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There you go.
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Mayan, what's the hang-up?
Open the door.
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- For some reason,
my key isn't working.
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- Kids these days,
they can't even open a door!
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Take a look at this.
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- Oh.
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- 180.
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I can open the door behind me.
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- OK.
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[rattling]
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- I can't open the door.
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[shade whisking open]
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- Oh!
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- Get off my porch.
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You are trespassing!
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- What the hell's going on?
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- I changed the locks.
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This is my house.
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You don't care about me,
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so I don't care about you.
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- But, now, now,
can Mayan and I
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at least use the bathroom
real quick?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- I can't believe Elsa changed
the locks to your house.
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Gordo, you can stay here
as long as you need.
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The rest of you have five days.
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- She must have found
the spare key
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I hide under the welcome mat.
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- Now, what are we gonna do?
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- This sounds like a job
for Glassell Park's
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most resourceful student.
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I could break into the house.
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I just need scissors, a rope,
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and three Capri Suns
to fuel me up.
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- Gordo, can you go play in
Nana's room for a little bit?
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The adults need to talk.
- Whatever.
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I'm just gonna listen
from the other room anyways.
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- I can't believe that she
did something this extreme.
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- Well, I told you that if
we let her into our lives,
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nothing good would come of it.
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So this is on-boop!
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- But this would
have never happened
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if you didn't make me
uninvite her to the wedding,
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so this is on-boop!
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- You're seriously trying
to turn this boop on me?
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- Yes!
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You could have been
more patient.
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- Patient? Have you met me?
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- Ay ya!
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This is my house. No fighting.
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That's what your house is for.
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- We got to figure out a way
to get our house back.
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- We should call the cops.
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all: Ta loca, call the cops!
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- I'll call someone.
I got a primo lawyer.
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- He's really good?
- No, he's terrible.
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Primo, he's my cousin.
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- We are never
gonna get home
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to check that pregnancy test.
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- I have another one
in my purse.
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I bought a two-pack.
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- One for each boob?
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- No.
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I just need to sneak off
into the bathroom to take it.
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- Why do you have to sneak?
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- I know this is
gonna sound crazy,
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but somehow,
my mom is gonna know
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that I'm taking
a pregnancy test.
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- Yes, that does sound crazy.
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- What's crazy?
both: Gah!
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- Oh, what are you two hiding?
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both: Nothing.
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- [chuckles]
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Spread em!
[both groan]
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- All clear.
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Keep it that way.
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- My cousin Manny is not
just a terrible lawyer.
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He's also an untrained
personal trainer.
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- Primos!
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Great news.
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- You see?
He already found a way
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to kick Elsa out.
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- Even better.
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Just found out
injecting testosterone
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doesn't cause
brain damage permanent.
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- What about our house?
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- Oh, yeah, about that.
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It's not your house.
Elsa owns it.
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- What?
How is that even possible?
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- Yeah, we pay the mortgage
every month,
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occasionally on time.
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- George, when your
grandma passed away,
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the title automatically
transferred
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to her next of kin,
AKA, your mama.
257
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- So, when you gave me the
house, it wasn't yours to give?
258
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,724
- Well, Mayan, I mean,
that's kind of true
259
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:01,226
about a lot of things
that I give you.
260
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,228
I just assumed
it was in my name.
261
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,897
- Why?
262
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:08,767
Because you wrote "George"
in the cement outside?
263
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,370
- There was a handprint
there, too.
264
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,473
- Now, you might be able
to get the house back
265
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,309
by claiming that Elsa's unfit
to care for the property.
266
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,211
- You can do that?
267
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,114
We're unfit to care
for the property.
268
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,148
There's a mold thing
in our closet
269
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,985
that we dealt with
by removing the light bulb.
270
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,921
- We have a rat problem, too,
but then the mold is
271
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,390
killing them, so it works out.
272
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,459
- I'm talking mentally unfit.
273
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,861
I got my hands
on Elsa's records,
274
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,764
and she's had several
crisis hospitalizations
275
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,133
for borderline
personality disorder.
276
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,501
- That's ridiculous,
'cause she doesn't have
277
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:46,005
a personality at all.
278
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,007
- Dad, borderline
personality disorder
279
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,876
is a serious
mental health condition.
280
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,012
It can lead to
unstable emotions,
281
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,781
paranoia, disassociation.
282
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,149
Oh, my God,
this sounds like Elsa.
283
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,785
- This might be an explanation
for her behavior
284
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,487
all those years.
- No, no, no.
285
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,957
She's not sick, she's evil.
286
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,558
She probably just convinced
some doctor
287
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,127
to give her a bed with a pillow
288
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,895
and a little piece of chocolate
on there.
289
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,332
She went loca for Almond Roca!
290
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,434
- I think you're confusing
a hospital
291
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,469
with a Courtyard by Marriott.
292
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:21,974
- Oh, you can use the gym there
without a room key.
293
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,308
- Whatever, Manny's gonna find
another way
294
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,943
to get Elsa out of the house,
huh, Manny?
295
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,179
- [chuckles] I can't do that,
but I can get you
296
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,249
to the best shape of your life.
297
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,250
? ?
298
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,301
- Ooh.
299
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,855
- What are we doing?
300
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:37,990
- I'm supposed to be
taking you to the movies
301
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,126
while your parents navigate
a delicate family crisis.
302
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:44,163
- Ta loca, delicate.
303
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,998
An old lady took our house,
304
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,100
and now I'm getting us
back in there.
305
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,103
I'm gonna climb the tree,
leap onto the roof,
306
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,573
and parkour
through my bedroom window.
307
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,575
- No, that seems dangerous.
308
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,510
I cannot let you do that, buddy.
309
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,545
- You're right.
310
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,114
It's better if you do it.
311
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,220
- Thank God we got here
before my dad.
312
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,488
- He doesn't believe
she has a real problem,
313
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:13,525
so he's probably gonna bust
in there like a Chicano Kramer.
314
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,862
- That's why we're gonna be
gentle and compassionate,
315
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,232
like a Chicano Mr. Rogers.
316
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,471
Elsa, we understand
that you're upset.
317
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,606
Can you open the door
so that we can talk?
318
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,175
Hello?
319
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,511
- If you don't want to talk
about how you feel,
320
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,646
talk about what you see
321
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,250
in the bathroom on the counter.
322
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:40,552
- Don't worry about that test.
323
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,353
I have the other one.
324
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,621
- Then what are you
waiting for?
325
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,789
We're not getting in the house.
326
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,380
Put the thing under the thing
and get the thing done.
327
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,161
- Here?
328
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,030
I'm not going to pop a squat
on the front lawn
329
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,364
where everyone on the
street can see us.
330
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,167
I'm not my dad.
331
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,470
- Give it to me.
I'll pee on it.
332
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,374
- Who are you?
333
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,642
- Here you go.
334
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,278
It's nice and private
back here.
335
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,184
- Oh, hello, Mayan!
336
00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:14,653
- Oscar!
337
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,588
What are you doing up there?
338
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,690
- I got stuck.
339
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,358
But it's OK.
340
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,195
The squirrels have accepted me
as one of their own.
341
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,532
- I came up with a foolproof
way to get into the house,
342
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:30,703
but then a certain fool
proved me wrong.
343
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,604
- In retrospect,
it seems obvious
344
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,209
that I'd be better at getting
high than coming down.
345
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,049
- What's that white stick
in Churro's mouth?
346
00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:45,384
- That's a-
347
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,153
- That's a thermometer.
- kazoo.
348
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,489
Play something, Churro.
349
00:14:49,696 --> 00:14:54,059
- I got my tools from the
truck to get into the house
350
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,227
to deal with Elsa.
351
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,995
- We can't just barge in there.
352
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,398
We have to use empathy
and forgiveness.
353
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,400
- I think we have to use
a screwdriver and a hammer
354
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,503
and three Capri Suns
to fuel me up.
355
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,238
I'll go in there and bust
the lock on the back door.
356
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,639
I'm done playing games
with her.
357
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,109
- Hey, this isn't a game, Dad.
She's sick.
358
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,510
We have to be gentle with her.
359
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,278
- I told you
that she's not sick.
360
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,646
OK, I'm gonna go in there
and tell her to drop the act.
361
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,382
She's not fooling anybody.
362
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,716
The only person around here
that gets to make a scene
363
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,387
is me!
Me, I say!
364
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,291
- Wait!
365
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,460
I offended their leader
and now the squirrels
366
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,529
are turning on me!
367
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,532
Help! Help!
368
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,469
[frightened screaming]
369
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,274
- Dad, I really don't think
you should go in there.
370
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,275
- Leave it alone, Mayan.
371
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,045
I got to do what I need to do.
372
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,583
Oh, my God.
- What's going on?
373
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,686
- Stay back. Call 911.
374
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,455
[glass shatters]
375
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,427
What's going on?
376
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,296
I saw you punching the walls.
377
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,231
Why would you do that?
378
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,533
- I don't know.
379
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,801
- Sit down.
380
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,337
Oh, you cut yourself.
381
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,342
- Just get so angry sometimes.
382
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,345
I'm sorry.
- No, no, no.
383
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:23,749
Don't say you're sorry.
It's not-it's not your fault.
384
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,586
- I'm not well, George.
385
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,322
Not well.
386
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,226
[crying]
387
00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:36,195
- I know.
388
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,063
I know, Mom.
389
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,531
I know.
390
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,467
- Oh, baby.
391
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,471
Oh, your hand is bleeding, too.
392
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,375
- Well, quit hogging
all the Band-Aids, viejita.
393
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,616
And you know what?
394
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,119
I'm not all there either.
395
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,629
- They've got Elsa
in the ambulance.
396
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,330
- That's good.
397
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,831
- Is your hand going to be OK?
398
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,266
- I don't know.
399
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,201
It's too soon to tell.
400
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,538
Sip.
401
00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:26,412
- The paramedics said
that Elsa's gonna be OK.
402
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,647
She apologized and gave me
the keys to the house.
403
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,683
- She stopped taking
her medication
404
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,551
because she wanted to have
a clear head when she saw you.
405
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,455
And without it,
she kind of falls apart.
406
00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:38,157
- I spent all those years
resenting Elsa
407
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:41,293
for not taking care of me.
408
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,796
She can barely take care
of herself.
409
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,597
- It's OK to resent her.
410
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,435
Her illness is an explanation,
not an excuse.
411
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,503
You didn't deserve what
happened to you, George.
412
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,706
- I know, but it's still hard.
413
00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,741
I mean, I'm angry at her,
414
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,477
and I kind of feel sorry
for her, too.
415
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,412
- You're allowed to feel both.
416
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,481
- Two emotions in one day?
417
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,849
That's too much, Mayan!
418
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,352
- Sip, sip, sip.
419
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:15,260
- Man, Churro really
loves that kazoo.
420
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,862
- How did she get that kazoo?
421
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,331
I took it away from her.
422
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,466
- That's the other kazoo.
423
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,236
The one that I played
this morning.
424
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:30,476
- That's not a kazoo,
it's a pregnancy test.
425
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,812
- Churro's pregnant?
426
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,750
- Are you having a baby
before you get married,
427
00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:39,885
again?
428
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,186
- I don't know.
429
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:44,256
The answer is in
Churro's mouth.
430
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,691
Get her!
431
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:49,328
- Chance, amigo, before you
go upstairs, give me a sip.
432
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,296
- No.
433
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,900
And that's for that "little
Mexican" joke you made earlier.
434
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,903
[upbeat saxophone music]
435
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,638
? ?
436
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,940
- OK, this test hasn't been
slobbered on and buried,
437
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,776
so it should work.
438
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:06,779
- This is the longest
seven minutes of my life,
439
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,213
and I honeymooned
with your father.
440
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,616
- Oh!
441
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,419
[beeping]
442
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,421
- Two lines.
443
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:19,258
Does that mean that
the baby has COVID?
444
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,693
- No, that means-
445
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:22,562
- We're pregnant!
446
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:30,602
- Come here, baby.
447
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:35,708
- Oh, I shouldn't overexert
myself in my condition.
448
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,943
- You're not mad that this is
happening before the wedding?
449
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,312
- Of course not.
450
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,980
Oh, this is a blessing.
451
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,549
Besides, you guys
have already been
452
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,285
living in sin for nine years.
453
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,555
What's nine more months?
454
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,523
- We're having a baby.
455
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,991
- Yeah, we are.
456
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,594
And even I know
how it happened.
457
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,730
- I'm gonna be a grandpa,
458
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:58,797
or a grandma.
459
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:02,434
I don't know, depending on
if it's a boy or a girl.
460
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,803
- And I'm gonna be
a big brother.
461
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,475
I hope that baby's ready for
a lifetime of wet willies.
462
00:20:08,568 --> 00:20:12,778
- We're gonna really
have to start saving.
463
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,414
- You know, I hate to say it,
but maybe we should consider
464
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,949
not having the wedding.
465
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,351
- You're having this wedding,
466
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,353
even if I have to push
your pregnant ass
467
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,556
down the aisle
in a wheelbarrow.
468
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:27,059
- We can scale back
and put some of the money away
469
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,395
into a savings for the kids.
470
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,763
- s.
Plural?
471
00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,865
Oh, my God!
472
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,466
- We'll have the wedding
in the backyard.
473
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,669
Corn, chicken, MINIKISS,
474
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,838
just as the prophecy foretold.
475
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,474
- It would be nice
to have it here.
476
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,610
This house is special.
477
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:48,380
There's a reason that the
rats keep coming back.
478
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,082
- It's also a house
with two bedrooms.
479
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,651
Maybe someone who's grown a lot
these past three years
480
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,521
{\an8}will finally get his own place.
481
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,755
{\an8}- I think that's a good idea.
482
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,990
{\an8}It's time.
483
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,992
{\an8}Come on, Gordo, help you pack.
484
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,627
{\an8}Hey, we'll get your toys first.
485
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,896
{\an8}Then we'll come back
and get your clothes.
486
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,397
{\an8}[siren whoops]
487
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,665
{\an8}- Not that any of you care,
488
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,016
{\an8}but I finally got myself
out of the tree.
489
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,440
{\an8}Let's go, Kevin.
490
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,047
{\an8}- We're having a baby!
491
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,983
{\an8}That's crazy!
492
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:28,583
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