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HAMMER: Bet you didn't know
the first act of homosexuality
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in colonial Australia
happened around here.
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A Dutch ship,
called the Zeewijk,
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got wrecked off some islands
right near Gero in 1727.
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Two teenage boys were meant
to be repairing the ship,
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but instead of hammering nails,
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they got caught
hammering each other.
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The ship's captain charged
the boys with committing
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"the abominable
and God-forsaken deeds
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"of Sodom and Gomorrah."
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A.K.A. Butt stuff.
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Fearing this sorrowful act
would lead to terrible plagues,
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severe discord and the loss
of all that is good,
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the two boys were separated
and left to die.
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Sometimes
people can be real cunts.
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REPORTER: Lots of surprises
at the draft combine in Perth.
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Kade Hammersmith,
he had a shocking go at it.
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Just played a bit aggro.
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Clubs aren't keen
on those types of blokes.
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(TURNS OFF RADIO)
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I got you a discount.
Enzo used to work here.
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Mad.
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Thanks.
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Whoa.
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So, how did you go in Perth?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Well,
what do you want to talk about?
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You messaged me, remember?
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I guess I just...
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...wanted to see you.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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You got mayo...
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(CHUCKLES)
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You want a bite?
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No.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
What?
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They really didn't skimp
on the onions, did they?
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(LAUGHS)
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You want to see it?
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Sure.
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Whoa.
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Nice.
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Let me see yours.
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Hot.
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(MOANS SOFTLY)
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Oh.
Here.
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That's it.
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(MOANS)
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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(BOTH MOANING)
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(MOANS LOUDLY)
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Oh, I'm gonna cum...
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I'm gonna cum...
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Ohh!
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(GROANS)
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(PANTS)
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(MOANS)
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(SIGHS)
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Um...
You wanna use this?
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Yeah.
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Did you wanna... get some?
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Oh, no, I'm OK.
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You, uh, want a lift home?
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I can walk.
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Pfft.
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Suit yourself.
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(STARTS ENGINE)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Ahem. Incoming.
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Don't forget, we have
rehearsals this afternoon.
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What rehearsals?
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Hami, just because
you're having a little moment
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doesn't mean that you can leave
me dateless to my deb ball.
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It certainly wouldn't be
a very good look.
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And we all know
how much that means to you.
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Besides, the limo is booked, anyway.
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I'll take you, Roch.
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Fuck off, Blakey!
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So you'll be there, right?
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I guess.
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(GIGGLES) Good.
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What did I do?
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I don't care what you say, bro,
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she is still the hottest chick
in school.
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So?
Huh?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
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I mean, don't sound so excited.
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I'd rather go with someone
who's not a hostage.
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No. No, I want to.
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What happened to your date?
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He died.
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What?
Yeah. He was murdered.
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Brutally, by some guy.
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I think he was called Gullible.
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No, I was meant to go
with my cousin,
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but I'd rather go with someone
I'd actually have fun with
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rather than just a pity date.
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And I think you'd make
a great Plan B.
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Oh, count me in.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Is something wrong?
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No. Not at all.
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Just chill.
It's just a deb ball.
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And the next logical step
is that we get married.
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I was thinking...
How about Bali?
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Well, only if our wedding rings
are toe rings.
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Oh, absolutely. How else
will people know we're basic?
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If you bail on me tonight,
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you're going to have to call me
Gal Gadot,
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because I won't know
how to act.
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I thought you said this ball
was white colonial nonsense.
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That doesn't sound like me.
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Besides, it's a tradition,
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and me being there is actually
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an incredible act
of subversion.
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Since when do you care about
shit like this?
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Uh, since I found out
Rocky is going with Kodie.
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No way!
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Exactly. She's like the cookie
monster but for cock.
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Ah, who cares? It's Rocky.
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Dude wants to get laid.
Why does it matter?
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It's not like you're into him.
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Of course I'm not into him.
Why...
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Out of all the people...
What are you talking about?
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Nothing.
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Hey.
Hey.
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You, uh, want to get burgers
after school?
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Bro, it could be
raining titties,
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and I'd look up
and I'd catch a dick.
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Look at you.
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Yo!
Hey!
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If it isn't Geeky Zekey!
(LAUGHS)
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Did I, uh, you know,
did I see you making
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a bit of sweet, sweet lovin'
to Sabrina Moretti?
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(PURRS)
She's a good Catholic girl.
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Not afraid to give it all up
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'cause she can just confess
on Sunday, ay?
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This true? You and Sabrina
are a thing, ay?
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You gonna let her
cum on your tits?
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(LAUGHS)
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ZEKE: Oh, it stinks!
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It does not.
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It's vintage
and it's one-of-a-kind.
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A tailor custom-made it
for my papa
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in Capo d'Orlando
in the '60s.
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Yeah, when they were all skinny,
starving hippies.
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Well, your wedding suit
isn't ready yet,
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so we'll just have to make do.
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Listen, I'm sure she'll think
you're very stylish.
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I doubt it.
(LAUGHS)
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What's that?
It's a corsage.
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So you've just got to make sure
that you put it on for her.
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OK? And it matches her dress.
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OK.
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How do you know
it matches her dress?
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Well, because I asked her.
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You're speaking to her?
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Of course!
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Well, if she's important
to you,
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I want to get to know her too.
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Yeah.
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So what else
did you talk to her about?
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
Ooh, she's here!
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Oh, bella mia!
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(WHISTLES)
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Whoa, Bex.
You scrub up good, dude.
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Shut the fuck up.
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You don't need to look
so surprised.
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I just didn't realise you were
taking this shit so seriously.
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You know, I'm allowed
to like things, you know?
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So, where's the car?
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What?
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You're my date. You're supposed
to arrange a car.
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How was I supposed to know that?
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Oh! For fucks sake, Charlie!
I'll order a taxi.
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You're useless.
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(TECHNO MUSIC)
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(BOISTEROUS,
INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey, Roch, you want a bump?
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Yeah.
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Who's the old guy?
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He was on the Bachelorette.
Don't you remember?
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So why is he here?
Mm-hm. He brought coke?
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Hey, cockroach,
save some for the rest of us.
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It's finished, dickhead.
There was, like, nothing in it.
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Holy shit.
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What?
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Rochelle's finished the bag!
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Holy shit!
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(LAUGHTER)
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Nah, I just took a bump.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Did I take too much?
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Cheers!
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This is gonna be a good night!
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(SNIFFS DEEPLY)
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Mmm! Love the smell
of mothballs on a man.
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Beats Dior any day.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey,
did you speak to my mum today?
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Yeah.
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She wanted to get to know
the scarlet woman
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who's trying to steal away
her youngest child.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Is that OK?
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Yeah. Yeah, no, of course.
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We should back-to-back it.
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What, like ABBA?
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Angel style!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Babe,
can you just check my nose?
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You can't see anything.
OK.
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Oh, my God. Ha!
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I can see colours.
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We all can, Rochelle.
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Oh, yeah. (GIGGLES)
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Look at him.
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Totally cuntstruck.
It's pathetic.
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Get out of your head, Bec.
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You're minutes away from being
presented to society as a woman.
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Who has never been kissed.
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We made out at Year 7 camp.
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Only 'cause I made you.
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It doesn't count.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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(PIANO PLAYS)
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JACK: Blake O'Connell
with Odessa Winters.
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(APPLAUSE)
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No photos, please.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Congratulations.
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Well done. Well done.
Well done, champ. Good job.
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Ow, Bex, you're hurting me.
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Hey.
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You look beautiful.
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OK? Really.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY AND SHARPLY)
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Charlie Roth and Matt Jones.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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SONG:
? Suddenly you're seeing me
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? Just the way I am
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? Suddenly you're hearing me
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? So I'm coming
just as fast as I can
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? To you
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? Suddenly
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? Every part of me
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? Needs to know
every part of you. ?
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Charlie? Charlie!
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(APPLAUSE)
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What if I'm OD'ing?
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Rochelle Griffin
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and a man I'm proud to call
my son, Kade Hammersmith!
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(CHEERING)
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You're not OD'ing.
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But it's a possibility, right?
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Gero coke is probably just meth,
Rochelle.
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You're saying I've done meth?
(CHUCKLES)
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Ham, I think
one of my teeth are loose.
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Okay. Let's show 'em
Italians do it better.
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Zeke Calogeros
and Sabrina Moretti.
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Calogero.
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00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:15,650
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
264
00:15:19,369 --> 00:15:21,369
(PHONE DINGS)
265
00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:33,108
So, are you gonna
make your move?
266
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,708
Look how high her dress goes.
267
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,348
You can see all the way
to Cootamundra.
268
00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:39,367
How am I supposed to compete
with that?
269
00:15:39,368 --> 00:15:41,908
Do you know why Rocky is here
with Kodie?
270
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,108
Because she's a Glug-Glug-3000?
271
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,588
No. Because she asked him.
272
00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:48,787
Shoot your shot.
273
00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:50,907
But what if he's not into me?
274
00:15:51,007 --> 00:15:52,467
It'll ruin our friendship,
275
00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:54,366
and I know this may seem
hard for you to believe,
276
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:58,287
but this stuff is kind of hard
for me, OK?
277
00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:04,886
See? You tell a man your fears
and they go running.
278
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,004
I thought you were avoiding me.
279
00:16:20,005 --> 00:16:21,545
Look, I just need to say this.
280
00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:23,084
And you don't need to respond
but...
281
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,905
Bec, I like you.
Huh?
282
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:26,545
Yeah, I always have.
283
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:28,025
I don't think I realised it
284
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:31,305
until I saw how beautiful
you look tonight.
285
00:16:31,405 --> 00:16:35,104
And I know I'm probably
not your type, but...
286
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,204
What about Kodie?
287
00:16:38,804 --> 00:16:40,804
(CHEERING)
288
00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:44,164
Yeah, I think she'll be fine.
289
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:51,483
So, what now?
290
00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:55,843
Uh, do we... kiss?
291
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:58,943
Do you want to?
292
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:00,743
I don't know. Do you want to?
293
00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,843
Oh, for fuck's sake!
294
00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,422
SONG: ? She's got no idea
where you've been
295
00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:16,062
? No idea what you've been doin'
296
00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:18,501
? You've been living dangerous
297
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:21,341
? You're trying to keep it
just our secret
298
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,301
? Psst, pass it on,
come on and pass it on
299
00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:26,821
? Psst, pass it on, come on
and pass it on
300
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,381
? Goodness, I like this
301
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,661
? Mysterious mistress
302
00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:34,860
? Keepin' me hush hush
303
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,260
? Try not to blush blush
304
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,820
? I just can't stop this
305
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,820
? It's risky business
306
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,780
? Being your mistress
307
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,020
? Keepin' me hush
308
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,619
? Your girlfriend's
got competition
309
00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:53,139
? She's got competition
310
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,859
? Your girlfriend's
got competition
311
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:58,819
? Goodness, I like this,
being your mistress
312
00:17:58,919 --> 00:18:00,939
? Your girlfriend's
got competition
313
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,819
? Your girlfriend's got
competition
314
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,618
? She's got competition
315
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:09,958
? Someone's gotta be the one to
tell her that we got it going on
316
00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:13,708
? You're keeping me out
all night long... ?
317
00:18:13,798 --> 00:18:15,338
Are you OK?
Yeah.
318
00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:17,077
I've just got to go
to the bathroom.
319
00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:18,738
Ones or twos?
Threes.
320
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:20,837
(LAUGHS)
321
00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:03,715
What the fuck was that, huh?
322
00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:06,134
What does that mean?
323
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,134
It's a shrug. It means shrug.
324
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,894
So you like her?
325
00:19:09,895 --> 00:19:11,753
Oh, so you get to leave me
on read all day
326
00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:13,433
and I've got to, what,
answer you straightaway?
327
00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:16,154
Yeah, got it.
It's not like we're boyfriends.
328
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,134
Yeah, I guess not.
329
00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:20,494
Wait.
Let go of me!
330
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,593
I don't want to!
331
00:19:37,272 --> 00:19:40,312
(SOFTLY) Holy shit!
What the f...!
332
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:45,932
Agh.
333
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:48,552
Agh. I'm in a K-hole.
I need some air.
334
00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:51,751
Wait. Rochelle, come back.
335
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,171
Hammer?
336
00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:02,311
What...?
337
00:20:04,031 --> 00:20:05,851
They were kissing.
338
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:08,170
Nah. You're just high.
339
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,810
Is this why you wanted
to break up with me?
340
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,130
Because you're gay?
No.
341
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,210
We weren't kissing.
342
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,310
I saw what I saw.
343
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,490
I'm sorry.
344
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,590
(SOFTLY) That's OK.
345
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:26,189
You are so fucking done,
Hammer.
346
00:20:27,509 --> 00:20:30,609
How fucking dare you
treat me like this?
347
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:33,068
Everyone's gonna know
your dirty little secret.
348
00:20:33,069 --> 00:20:35,509
That the perfect
little Mayor's son is gay.
349
00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:42,588
Good luck
getting into the AFL now.
350
00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:47,208
Come on, Sabrina.
351
00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:48,888
Fuck!
352
00:20:48,988 --> 00:20:51,108
I didn't see anything.
353
00:20:54,947 --> 00:20:56,927
Maybe you just done
too much coke.
354
00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:59,207
What?
355
00:20:59,307 --> 00:21:01,367
Prove it.
356
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,407
Are you gaslighting me?
357
00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:05,567
I didn't see anything.
358
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,806
I doubt
they're gonna admit to it,
359
00:21:07,906 --> 00:21:09,926
so why would anyone
believe you?
360
00:21:10,026 --> 00:21:11,606
You've lied before.
361
00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,486
About what?
362
00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:15,586
Your virginity, for one thing.
363
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,086
So now you're slut-shaming me?
364
00:21:21,186 --> 00:21:23,165
I'm not slut-shaming you.
365
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:25,245
I'm cunt-shaming you.
366
00:21:25,246 --> 00:21:26,624
Because you're a cunt,
Rochelle.
367
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,925
Fuck you!
No, fuck you!
368
00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:31,985
Oh, wait.
Blakey already did that.
369
00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:41,584
(STAMMERS)
370
00:21:44,464 --> 00:21:46,464
(SHRIEKS)
371
00:21:55,383 --> 00:21:56,923
Thank you.
Zeke, don't.
372
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,462
Just please don't tell my mum.
373
00:21:58,463 --> 00:22:00,463
Fucking don't.
374
00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:21,102
That was a fucking scene.
375
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:29,701
Wanna join us?
376
00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:39,181
Wait, so you both have been...?
377
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:42,680
Yeah.
(BOTH LAUGH)
378
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,360
I love that for you, nerd.
379
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:47,120
You are way messier
than I thought.
380
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,220
(BOTH LAUGH)
381
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,660
This new to you too, huh?
Yeah.
382
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,859
You'll get used to it.
(LAUGHS)
383
00:23:00,099 --> 00:23:02,099
(EXHALES)
384
00:23:04,979 --> 00:23:06,979
(LAUGHS) What a night.
385
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,798
I never thought
I'd meet other fags in Gero.
386
00:23:11,898 --> 00:23:13,518
Don't call me that.
387
00:23:13,618 --> 00:23:16,338
If you use the word,
you take away its power.
388
00:23:17,978 --> 00:23:20,558
We're not all ready
for the label yet.
389
00:23:20,658 --> 00:23:22,658
Feels good though, right?
390
00:23:24,218 --> 00:23:26,617
A little bit, yeah. (LAUGHS)
391
00:23:28,377 --> 00:23:30,037
Can I have a little bit?
392
00:23:30,137 --> 00:23:32,137
Who was your first man crush?
393
00:23:33,057 --> 00:23:34,517
Saint Lawrence.
394
00:23:34,617 --> 00:23:35,797
OTHERS: Eww!
395
00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:37,637
Who was yours?
396
00:23:37,737 --> 00:23:39,717
Gerard Way, of course.
397
00:23:39,817 --> 00:23:41,936
(BOTH LAUGH)
398
00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,916
I'd fuck Buddy Franklin.
Mm! Oh...
399
00:23:47,016 --> 00:23:49,196
I hear ya.
Eww.
400
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:50,346
What? (LAUGHS)
401
00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:52,076
Go on, who was yours?
402
00:23:52,176 --> 00:23:54,196
Come on.
Come on.
403
00:23:54,296 --> 00:23:55,875
You gotta say. We all did.
404
00:23:55,975 --> 00:23:58,035
Come on.
405
00:23:58,135 --> 00:23:59,315
Shannon Noll.
406
00:23:59,415 --> 00:24:02,475
(LAUGHTER)
What?! Shannon Noll?
407
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:04,795
So who else do you think
is gay in Gero?
408
00:24:04,895 --> 00:24:07,475
The manager at Chicken Treat
always checks me out.
409
00:24:07,575 --> 00:24:08,875
Oh, isn't he married?
410
00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:10,914
That doesn't stop 'em.
411
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,274
Well, there's Grub.
412
00:24:12,374 --> 00:24:15,034
Do you even want
to get married?
413
00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:16,474
Like, gay married?
414
00:24:16,574 --> 00:24:18,574
I think I will.
415
00:24:20,534 --> 00:24:21,794
Maybe.
416
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:22,954
Don't know.
417
00:24:23,054 --> 00:24:25,054
You?
418
00:24:25,574 --> 00:24:27,073
Yeah.
419
00:24:27,173 --> 00:24:28,713
Shannon Noll, really?!
420
00:24:28,813 --> 00:24:31,153
(LAUGHTER)
421
00:24:31,253 --> 00:24:33,833
Hey.
You want to get outta here?
422
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:36,033
Sure. Can you drop me home?
423
00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:40,493
I was thinking
maybe I could stay at yours?
424
00:24:41,692 --> 00:24:43,692
A sleepover?
425
00:24:44,412 --> 00:24:45,872
Well, we...
426
00:24:45,972 --> 00:24:48,472
We don't just have to sleep.
427
00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,512
We're gonna go!
428
00:24:50,612 --> 00:24:52,032
What?
429
00:24:52,132 --> 00:24:54,912
Are you sure you two
don't want a... want a lift?
430
00:24:55,012 --> 00:24:57,751
Uh... Nah, we're good.
See ya.
431
00:24:57,851 --> 00:24:59,851
Thanks.
432
00:25:02,811 --> 00:25:04,811
(SIGHS)
433
00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:09,971
(SIGHS)
434
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:18,790
Sorry.
435
00:25:18,890 --> 00:25:20,790
What for?
436
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:23,450
Actually, don't answer that.
437
00:25:28,329 --> 00:25:29,389
(SIGHS)
438
00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:31,489
Thank you for saying sorry.
439
00:25:33,289 --> 00:25:35,709
You want me to say it again?
440
00:25:35,809 --> 00:25:37,989
Yeah.
441
00:25:38,089 --> 00:25:40,089
I'm sorry.
442
00:25:43,488 --> 00:25:45,828
So...
443
00:25:45,928 --> 00:25:47,928
...do you want to be
my boyfriend?
444
00:25:50,608 --> 00:25:52,608
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
445
00:26:01,287 --> 00:26:03,287
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
446
00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:22,866
? The more you know
447
00:26:22,966 --> 00:26:24,986
? The more
448
00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:27,026
? The more you know
449
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:29,165
? You know! ?
450
00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:33,765
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