All language subtitles for Harlem s03e04 Foot Rub.eng

[mellow music]

? ?

[Camille] Chapter 18: Joy.

[singer] ? Thought we had it
better than we did ?

[Camille]
Or, rather, finding it.

[singer] ? I couldn't see the
problems from the inside ?

[Camille]
Sometimes we plan it,

and sometimes it comes from
the most surprising places.

142 beats per minute,
perfectly in range.

[laughs] She sounds amazing.

And what I've learned is,

we often look to a particular
person, place, or thing

that makes us happy
as a source of joy.

[Ian] Is she OK?

Oh, I'm pretty sure she just,
yep, kicked the doppler off.

Oh, my gosh.
[laughs]

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my gosh. She's feisty.

[Ian]
Yeah, just like her mama.

[laughs]

She sounds and feels exactly
how we like her to at 32 weeks.

Welcome to your
eighth month of pregnancy.

- Oh, my God!
- Yay!

[laughs]
Eight months.

OK, so I'll see you
in a couple of weeks

at your 34th week checkup.

All right.
We're looking forward to it.

- Thank you, Dr. Lisbon.
- Of course.

I'll see you in
a couple of weeks.

- Take care.
- Appreciate it, Doc.

Oh, my gosh.

It's so crazy.

It's like a couple
of weeks ago,

it felt like we had
all this time.

Now it feels like
we don't have any.

I know.
You're telling me.

I, uh, still gotta put
the nursery together.

Oh, and we have to go
tour the maternity ward

down at the hospital.

Right, and Lamaze
on Saturday.

- Don't forget.
- Mm, right.

Whew!

All right,
so I'll see you on Saturday?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Well, what are you
about to do right now?

You wanna go Keith Lee that
new breakfast spot on 125th?

We haven't had chicken and
waffles for a while, so...

You know, I would love to.

I just, I really gotta
get home to, um...

Yeah.

Yeah.
No, yeah, totally.

So I'll see you on Saturday?

- Yep. Yeah.
- All right.

All right.
Well, get home safe.

Yep. You, too.

OK.

[Camille] But what happens
when that source of joy

is no longer available to us
in the same way?

[phone blaring]

Oh.

[laughs]

See? Every time you kiss me
like that, I end up staying.

And that's a bad thing?

It is if I want to remain
gainfully employed.

I'm mad behind
on my trend report.

I feel you.

I have a brand
partnership meeting

that I need to make
a presentation for

right after I do this.

[chuckles] Is this what
you do to all the girls?

You smother them in kisses
and then hold them hostage

in your bed night after night?

Mm.
Absolutely not.

I'm usually so fucking annoyed
at the 24-hour mark

that I just make up
a work trip,

and that's how I kick them out.

Oh, well, just for the record,

just say the word and I'm out.

That's the thing.

I love you being here.

Wait, am I the annoying one
that's not taking a hint?

[laughs]
No, I'm nothing if not direct.

I like that I don't have to
tiptoe around your feelings.

But to be very clear,
I like you being here.

And to be 100% clear,
I like being here.

Then so be here.

I can't stay.
I have to do some work.

OK, fair.

How about this?

We do a work date at my office

so that we're sure that
we get some fucking work done.

Mm-hmm.

And then we come back here,

and you can stay
for a few days.

Mm.
Define "a few days."

More than two, less than 30.

[laughter]

That range works for me.

Next thing you know,
you'll be giving me a drawer.

I was thinking top left.

Top middle,
and you've got a deal.

It's bigger.

Done.

[laughs]

5 and 6 and 7 and 8.

[upbeat show music]

? ?

Yes, that's what the fuck
I'm talking about.

We're getting close.

Almost looks like
a real show, y'all.

Let's break for lunch.

Almost, almost looks
like a real show.

Listen, I know it's hard
when you realize

everyone's eyes
are going to be on me,

but try not to upstage me.

I'm talking to you, Chandra.

Stay in your lane.

Bloop!

[laughter]

Ugh!
I'm starving.

Shake Shack?

Ooh, that sounds so good,
but I can't.

I'm meeting Mike
for a cake tasting.

Ugh!

You have definitely turned
into one of those

"my man, my man, my man"
chicks.

Oh, yes, my man.

I'm so fucking jealous!
[groans]

As you should be.

[Franjelica]
Oh, Angie, Angie.

Can I holler at you
for a second?

- Between us...
- Mm-hmm.

...Jordan Crowley,
the reporter,

is coming to watch rehearsal
in the next couple of days.

If what she sees
matches the hype,

she's gonna put us
on her five hottest

new Broadway shows list.

The past five years,
every show on that list

has gotten a Tony nom, so...

Sis, say less.

You know I got you.

And you know I'm gonna put
a little extra sauce on it.

Good, 'cause
I'm telling you, Ang,

if this show hits
like I think it will,

this could be your breakout.

[upbeat music]

? ?

[message blips]

And I just landed
another styling client.

[squeals]
Can you believe it?

I'm not just gassing you
when I tell you I dope you are.

Mm.

[chuckles]

[phone ringing]

Your publicist has been blowing
up your phone all morning.

Are you sure you don't
want to answer that?

She's trying to get me to do

this Black love shoot
for Ebony.

That is so cool.

I think that shit
sounds corny.

Oh, my God!

There is nothing corny
about Black love.

Facts, facts.

So if it was your shoot,
how would you show Black love?

I don't know.

I feel like Black love is just

so much more
than romance to me.

Black love is family.

Probably do something sleek

and timeless, you know?

Like, mm, old vintage
Hollywood glam.

Just amazing clothes.

Beautiful,
gorgeous Black couple,

gorgeous children,

everyone loving on each other.

Oh.

[publicist]
I love it.

Me, too.
Come on, let's book it.

[publicist] Already done.
Interview at 6:00.

- Photoshoot at 8:00.
- All right.

I'll send you Quinn's info
when we get off.

Seth Rankin,
are you trying to ask me

to direct this photoshoot?

Nah, Ebony got that covered.

I'm asking you to
be in it with me.

You know, showing how
beautiful Black love is?

I mean, I don't know.

That's a little bit
of a public thing.

Are you sure?

I'm positive.

[? Stevedreez: "Stay Up"]

Then so am I.

You sure about that?

Come here.

[singer]
? Give you what you need ?

So the red velvet is good,

but you can tell that
Black people didn't make it.

You know what I mean?

Mm.

Hey, girl.

- You know what I mean? Yeah.
- Mm.

So then it's on
to the carrot cake.

Uh, no, carrots are in salads,
and a salad is never a dessert.

Anyway, as I was saying,

the director seriously
cannot get enough of me.

And to fully toot
my own horn, toot, toot,

I absolutely killed "I Got
Drugs in My Booty" today.

[gasps] Oh.

What?

If I'm honest?

Mm-hmm.

Uh, that.

The lemon cake?
You're right.

I prejudged it because
it looked nasty as hell.

But midkey,
that's the best one.

No, I meant-
I meant the song.

"I Got Drugs in My Booty"?

It's a big swing.

You know, it could work,
but if it doesn't?

It's funny.

And I'm sure that
you're great in it.

- I'm sensational.
- But-[awkward chuckle]

I mean, do you really think
that an uptight theater critic

is going to praise you for
singing about drugs in your ass?

If you've seen the movie,
then you know what

you're getting yourself into.

Sure. Sure.

But I just thought that you
wanted to be taken seriously.

I do.

OK, well, then maybe
this ain't it, babe.

Look, I just...

I'd hate for you to do this and
have you pigeonhole yourself

into always being the funny,
raunchy sidekick,

when I know that you have
so much more range.

So what are you saying?

You think I should quit?

Look, at the
beginning of my career,

I knew I wanted to sell
luxury real estate,

so I passed on a lot of listings
that would have given me

you know,
quick commissions because I knew

that they would have
distracted me from my goal.

And that's why
I'm now the realtor

who's profiled in
The New York Times,

instead of some,
I don't know,

random dude whose face
you sit on at the bus stop.

I would love to sit on
your face at a bus stop.

I would ride that bus
every day...

Babe.

...to sit on that
chocolate face.

Baby, baby,
do you know what I mean?

I don't care if it's silly.

This is my first lead role.

I like being
a working actress,

and I don't want to go backward.

And you won't.

And if it's money that's
keeping you in this show,

then you might as well
just stop today.

Right, you're about
to be my wife.

You will never have
to ask me for money.

Here.

It's yours.

[R&B music]

Baby darling,
let me try that one.

? ?

Thank you, sweetie.

You're welcome.

OK, Tye,
before the others get here,

I need to ask you a question.

Do you think that
Girls Trip: The Musical

is going to be embarrassing?

What?

Like, is this another
Get Out situation

where you all hype me up,
but you all know it's wack?

Now, we told you we are done
lying to you about your work.

So that TV cop show
was actually good?

Well, that was
the last time

we will lie to you
about your work.

But seriously, girl,
the buzz around this

Girls Trip: The Musical
is legit.

People really want
to see this shit.

OK, like, I want
the show to be funny,

but I don't want people
to see me as a joke.

Angie, where is this
coming from?

Just in my head, I guess.

Well, my advice to you
is to stay out of your head

and off Tubi, girl.

[laughs]

- Quinn.
- Hey.

[all] Cheers.

Mm.

I still can't believe
I'm doing this shoot.

I mean, they're going
to offer me glam,

and it is a five-page
magazine spread.

A couple's photoshoot
for somebody

that was supposed to be
a situationship is crazy.

Ooh, Quinn, you so nasty.

I know exactly what it takes to
fuck your way into a photoshoot

for a national publication.

I have done it.

Why is she like that?

Who were you fucking?

Oh, hey.

OK, bitch!

Oh, my God.
Baby has been eating good.

I see ya.

Cammy, you are
absolutely glowing.

No, I think it's just sweat.

I walked, like, a block,
and I feel really gross.

You don't look it.
Seriously.

Pregnancy looks good on you.

And trust us, that is
not the truth for everyone.

Yeah, but I wish that
translated into a date

or some male companionship.

Every dude I connect
with ghosts me

as soon as he sees this belly.

It just means you're
looking in the wrong places.

Pregnancy porn is
always in the top five,

so I know there are hella dudes
that don't mind

poking the top
of that baby's head.

- Angie, why?
- You check porn ratings?

Occasionally.

[scoffs]

But it's not even necessarily
sex that I'm looking for.

It's just some male attention
here and there. You know?

But I guess that's just
way too much to ask

when you're eight months
pregnant.

No, real talk.

It's lonely as fuck.

Oh, no, Cammy.

What can we do to help?

It just is what it is.

Even Ian wouldn't eat with me.

But you know what?
Forget that I said it.

Because I just want to stop
talking because

that's making me
want to sweat, too.

So how is top drawer Eva?

Honestly, guys, it's perfect.

Ugh!

Some nights,
we don't even have sex.

We just stay up talking to
the wee hours of the morning.

I knew that Tye's nose
was wide open

when Eva had her seriously
looking up flights

to see her folks.

So have you decided when
you're going to go yet?

Not yet.

But Eva's not
pressuring me about it.

I mean, she's just
so not annoying.

How fucking sexy is that?

That's very.

Really?
I mean, is the bar that low?

Are most people annoying?

- Yes.
- Yes. [laughs]

Y'all better
not be talking about me.

And the silence
speaks for itself.

How do you define Black love?

For a long time,
I didn't know, really.

To be honest,
I like doing my own thing.

But I'll admit, lately,
I've been liking the idea

of a wife and starting
a family more and more.

[journalist]
What inspired that change?

[? ARDN: "Bullseye"]

Life is a natural evolution, right?

But honestly,
when the right person

comes into your life...

[singer]
? You, I, ooh, possibilities ?

[Seth] Everything you
thought you didn't want

starts to make sense.

[singer] ? True, so what
I gotta do to get you? ?

You start to realize...

[singer] ? Fine, cool ?

...the picture's never fully
complete with just you in it,

Well, hello, wife.

Hello, husband.

You look fantastic.

And so do you.

[? Esty: "Fell In Love"]

[singer]
? Oh-oh-oh, la, la, la ?

? Ooh, ooh, oh-oh ?

[camera shutter clicking]

? ?

[grunting]

[laughs]

[singer] ? Only you know me
like nobody ?

? I think I love you
and I'm sorry ?

? Want to ride it
like a Bugatti ?

? Sway from side to side ?

? You're always on my mind ?

? Only you know me
like nobody ?

? I think I love you
and I'm sorry ?

? Want to ride it
like a Bugatti ?

? Touch me all over my body ?

? Only you know me
like nobody ?

? I think I love you
and I'm sorry ?

? Want to ride it
like a Bugatti ?

? Touch me all over my body ?

[line ringing]

[softly]
Ian, where the fuck are you?

[Ian]
Hey, leave it at the beep.

[sighs]

[vocalizes]
Hi there, sweet angel.

Just so you know, the single
mothers class is next door.

No judgment.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm actually here
for this class.

Oh, this is a couples' class,
and you aren't a couple.

So, again, no judgment.

Well, my partner
is on the way.

Well, we begin in 10,
so if he, she, or they-

again, judgment-free zone-

aren't here by then,
you're going to have to

sign up for a different session.

Right.

[sighs]

[sighs]

Is that a "you need a break,
so let's fuck around" sigh, or?

That's a
"I'm stuck on the analysis

part of my trend report" sigh.

Not as hot, but let me see.

Oh.

You're in better shape
than you think.

You just need to simplify it.

If you take away this and
focus on the main points,

it'll be much easier to follow.

Yeah, you're right.
Thanks.

No problem.
[chuckles]

How's the P presentation
coming?

Good.

I mean, Canva has some
really great templates.

I would love for you
to look at it.

I could use some fresh eyes.

Let's see it.
You're right.

Design's great.

Mm.

You focus too much on Q.

That's not the business
they're partnering with.

Well, I focus on
the success of Q

so that they have
confidence in P.

Trust,
if they're taking the meeting,

they already know all about Q.

Your goal here is to position P
as the popular new kid

on the block that they
have to be in business

with before everybody else.

You do know that
I have secured

brand partnerships before, right?

Yeah, which is why
I'm surprised

you're taking
the more basic approach,

instead of making a splash.

Basic?

Basic.
[laughs]

You're being
condescending as hell.

No, I'm being constructive.

You wanted fresh eyes.
I'm just trying to help.

Yeah, OK, cool.
Thanks for the help.

Sorry, was I supposed
to just say, great job?

Well, that's a start.

OK, fake praise isn't
going to get us better

and help us grow.

Constructive criticism is.

And not being able
to handle it,

that's how you become
stagnant in your career.

Oh, so now I'm stagnant.

I mean, you will be if you
can't handle honest feedback

any better than this.

And this is just work.

What happens when
it's something personal?

OK, honest feedback?
I'm not feeling this.

You can go now.

Noted.

I'm out.

? ?

Do you know how
humiliating it is

to get kicked out
of couples Lamaze class

because you're a single?

Ugh.

I can't say that I do, but,
darling, that sounds awful.

- Yeah.
- I am so sorry.

Did you ever hear from Ian?

Yeah, he sent me
a spectacular message

on the way here.

"My bad.

Can't talk.
Will call later."

Sorry, babe.

But you know what?

At least nothing
terrible happened.

Finding out the
father of my child

would bail on me without
the decency of picking up

the phone is terrible.

Is this what women
be talking about

when they say
"my trifling baby daddy"?

[laughs] Girl.

I'll tell you this.

Ian might have been
trifling today,

but I promise I don't
think that's your future.

True deadbeats you can
suss out right away,

but they are not your
Ians or my Seths.

Your Seth?

What?

Wait, are you guys official?

Because, I mean,
this place is so fly,

I was ready to make
it official with him.

Just saying.

Still exclusively
non-exclusive.

OK, OK.

And are you good with that?

Mm-hmm.

OK.

I was OK with
our arrangement.

I mean, it was
actually my idea.

[sighs] But I'm starting
to fall for him a bit.

- A little bit.
- What?

A lot a bit.

- When?
- Last night.

We were doing that photoshoot
I was telling you about.

We were playing
the perfect couple,

and I just could not help
but do the old Quinn thing,

you know, where I just
imagine our future?

And I saw it.

We were married.

Two kids.

A dog.

Oh, my gosh.

Have you guys started
talking about this stuff?

No. No.

God, no.

But mainly, because this
was just supposed

to be a fun thing, you know?

But the more time
that we spend together,

I just can't help but
see him in my future.

[sighs]
I don't know, Cam, I-

I feel like I've
always just waited

for life to perfectly align.

And maybe I'm
just done waiting?

But look at you.
You know?

I mean, you did not expect
or plan to be pregnant,

and here you are,
just embracing

this new chapter of your life.

It's inspiring, really.

Yes, because you, too,
can get pregnant

by your ex while
he's in a relationship

with someone else.

[laughs]
You know what I'm saying, Cam.

Sometimes life does
not work out the way

that you would imagine it to.

But that still doesn't mean
that you can't have

what you've always wanted.

I mean, I've always
wanted a family.

[Seth]
Family, huh?

Say less.

I mean, we could get started
on that tonight, mami.

- [laughter]
- Seth, this is Camille.

- Camille, Seth.
- Hi, Seth.

- Nice to finally meet you.
- Nice to meet you, finally.

- These are for you.
- [Camille] Oh!

Quinn told me you
would be here, so...

Thank you.
I kind of needed these.

These are for you.

Thank you.

I guess I'll introduce myself
since Seth is over here cakin'.

[laughter]

[Seth]
My bad. This is my teammate.

- Cisco, right?
- Yes.

Seth has said good things.

Quinn, so nice to
finally meet you.

And you.

We hear your name in
the locker room all day.

Is that a good thing?

Because in high school, it
didn't used to be a good thing.

It's a great thing.
Definitely.

Well, I guess I will go ahead
and get out of y'all's hair.

[Seth]
Whoa. Come on.

You should at least kick it
with us for a little while.

Oh, no, I probably
should get going.

Camille, I know
we just met and all,

but you can't leave a brother
here to be the third wheel.

- [laughter]
- Come on.

No, I know, but I'm probably
not the best company.

I mean, I can't even drink,

and, yeah, I'm just not
in the best mood, so...

I mean, in that case,
you got to stay.

No one as beautiful
and radiant as you

shouldn't have a smile
on her face.

You should stay.

- Stay, stay...
- Oh, my gosh.

- ...stay, stay.
- Stay, stay, stay!

I guess I'll stay.

- Yeah!
- [laughter]

[Quinn] Good job.

[singer]
? Hey, hey, hey ?

- Pick you up.
- [laughter]

Oh, shit.
I think that's her.

- That's Jordan?
- Yeah, girl.

- [Angie] Oh, my God.
- [Franjelica] OK, moving on.

Next is
"I Got Drugs in My Booty!"

Uh,

I was feeling maybe we can
do one of the ballads.

This is your big number.

Why wouldn't you
want to do that?

I just thought maybe
we could, you know,

change it up a little.

"Drugs" is one of the
defining pieces in the show.

Now, if you're not up for it,
just say the word.

Chandra's been dying to
get a shot at this song.

No, I got it.

I got it. I got it.

- Good.
- OK.

[Franjelica]
Places, everyone.

[clears throat]

[whispering]
I got drugs in my booty.

Drugs in my booty.

? That's right ?

? I should get you miles
high before the flight ?

? Shove that dank
up my badonkadonk ?

? Got that good, good
skunk in my trunk ?

? I got drugs in my booty,
yooty, yooty, yooty, yooty ?

? Say what ?

? Rise where the sun
don't shine ?

? I got drugs in my booty,
yooty, yooty, yooty, yooty ?

? Your mama's gotta
ask for the grass ?

? 'Cause it's been forever
since we've been together ?

? About to roll up into NOLA ?

? With a whole lot
of drugs in my booty ?

? Yooty, yooty, yooty, yooty ?

? Now boarding to New Orleans ?

? I got a J in my A1,
want to like that shit ?

? I don't play, TSA,
they can't find that shit ?

? A vajayjay vacay,
work that pussy ?

? Got the cushion
for the pushing ?

? Push that kush up
my tushy, whoo! ?

? No need for
the warm champagne ?

? Let me cook, let me cook ?

? Movin' out, Mary J ?

? I'm high on life ?

? Girl, you got to get laid ?

? Read my lips,
three kicks three days ?

? Drugs in her booty,
yooty, yooty, yooty ?

? Oh, so did I mention
the drugs? ?

? There are drugs in my booty ?

? She's got drugs in her
booty, yooty, yooty, yooty ?

? 'Cause I got drugs! ?

? Oh, yeah! ?

[energetic music]

? She's got drugs
in her booty ?

? Hell, even throw
a couple biddy in my fanny ?

? She's got drugs
in her booty ?

? Hey! Hey! Hey! ?

? Every white girl
like that she good at ?

? She's got drugs
in her booty ?

? Hey, shake my booty,
loosen up, Judge Judy ?

? She's got drugs ?

? We stick together,
we thick as ever ?

? She's got booty booty
full of drugs! ?

Yeah.

Vroom.

[Cisco]
Oh, uh, airplane.

Um...

Soul plane.

Make-make it rain.
Make it rain.

[murmuring]

There's no way.

Um, oh, getting flewed out!

Yes! Oh!

- Yes!
- No!

- [Quinn] How did y'all get
that? - They over here cheating.

- That's how they got it.
- Right?

[Camille] No.

Don't be mad because
me and Camille are in sync.

All right, new game.

How about some Spades, huh?

Yes.

Oh, see, then I have to
whoop y'all ass in that, too.

First of all, calm down.

Mm-kay.

Second of all, let me
refresh my baby's glass.

Come here.

Thank you.

Cheaters.

And I'll make
another cranberry spritz

for me and my partner.

Thank you.
[laughs]

Girl, have you seen the way
he looks at you?

OK, so I'm not
just imagining that?

No, no.

OK, you just have to wrap
your mind around the fact

that you have found
an incredible man.

Yeah.

Bae, you said
no Cheez Whiz, right?

Uh, girl,
let me go in this kitchen

and help him with these snacks.

Yeah.

- "Snacks."
- "Snacks."

[both cackle softly]

Go get yo' snacks, girl.

[phone buzzing]

Another one of these for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Mm.

You know,
no disrespect to your man,

but we got mad chemistry.

We killed in them games.

[laughs]
Uh, none taken.

And I don't have a man.

Oh.
That means I can take you out.

Um, have you not seen
this whole situation

I got going on right here?

Yeah, I mean, it's not my first
time dating a woman with kids.

So now we're dating?

I hope so.

[soft music]

[laughter]

? ?

[knocking]

I thought you might
want this.

You could have mailed it.

Wait, wait.

I obviously need
an excuse to see you.

You came. You saw.
Good night.

I miss you.

Come on, let me in.

You got me standing out here
like a Jehovah's Witness.

You putting me out the way
you did was rude and hurtful.

OK, I overreacted.
I'm sensitive about my work.

Bullshit!

I've watched you swallow
harsher critiques

from arrogant,
entitled white male investors

with much more grace.

Because I don't care
about what they think,

but I care about what you think.

Why?

Because I want
to impress you.

Why?

Because I've never
met anyone like you!

Someone that I could
go toe to toe with.

You make me want to be better.

- Why?
- Because...

I love you.

And I want you
to see me at my best.

I don't want you to think
that I'm bad at my job

or bad at anything,
for that matter.

Because then maybe you
won't want to be with me.

Tye, it's easy to love
the good parts of someone.

It's important to love the
not-so-good parts of them, too,

like when the person you love

tells you they're not
feeling this, and you can go.

I'm sorry.

Wait, did you just say...

Yes.

Does that mean...

Tye, I love you, too.

[soft music]

[Camille] When it comes
to finding joy,

I learned that it begins
with opening up enough

to allow it to seep in.

[laughs]

Tonight was a lot of fun.

Yeah, it was.

Y'all turned a really
shitty day into a fun one.

But now it is late,
so I should probably call it.

In that case, can I drop you off
to wherever you're going?

We could talk a bit more
about that date.

Yeah, I'm game.
[laughs]

Allow me.

Oh, thank you.

- [laughs]
- You're welcome.

Sorry, my feet are
a little bit swollen.

Nothing a little
foot rub can't fix.

[Camille] And when we do,

we can find joy in creating
new connections.

[singer]
? All night, oh, yeah ?

[Camille] We can find joy
in our careers.

So, here's the thing.

I killed in rehearsal today.

I ate.

I snatched edges.

I stepped on necks.

And I know, I know you think
it's a silly show

and it's beneath me
or whatever,

but I actually love it.

I love that I get to sing,
to dance, to entertain.

I love that in a world with
so much falling to shit,

I get to sing about
drugs in my booty!

I am literally humbled
to be a part of this show.

And you know Leos ain't
humble about shit.

And as much as I appreciate

and like to be got-
and Lord knows,

old Angie would have killed
to hear those words-

new Angie doesn't want to rely
on a man for my incidentals.

I don't want to have
to ask you for money

to buy lottery tickets,
grab drinks with my girls,

get my hair and my nails did,
get more lottery tickets,

experiment with lashes,

buy an edible,
DoorDash once or twice a day.

I did that with Quinn.

And where I am now,
making money,

while doing something I love,
is so much better.

So I'm not quitting.

Thank you for understanding.

Babe...

Mm-mm, no, this is
a dramatic monologue.

No dialogue from you needed.

[softly] You just lay there
while my words land on you.

[sultry music]

I won't be needing this.

Thank you.

? ?

[door buzzing]

Ian, why are you buzzing
my door all crazy like that?

Shit.
Thank God you're OK.

If I'm blowing your phone up,
please answer so I don't gotta

pull up here praying
to God something bad

didn't happen to you.

What? Where were you at
dressed like this?

I don't owe you
an explanation.

But if you insist on
being up in my business,

I was hanging out with Quinn
and her pro-athlete boo,

drinking cranberry spritzers
and being hit on by a fine man.

- Really?
- Yeah.

And what kind of man
hits on a pregnant lady?

OK, first of all, a lot of guys
like pregnant ladies.

I mean, apparently,
we're very big in porn.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

Yo, Camille, you good?

Yo, you cannot be serious.

Who the-who the fuck is this?

Wait, so you can have fun,
but I can't?

What's up, man?
I'm Cisco.

Nice.

Right on, brother.

Um, all right,
I think I'm going to go.

No, no, no.
No, no, no.

You can stay, actually.

Ian was just about to go home.

What?

[door clicks]

Camille, you can't
just be bringing

random niggas in the crib.

You're pregnant.

Well, you know where else
I was pregnant today?

At Lamaze class without you.

Look, I'm sorry, Camille.
I...

You know, no call, no show.

Just a lame-ass text
after the fact?

But you know what?

It's OK, because at least
I know that I need to be

prepared to do it by myself.

Oh, come on, Camille.
What?

I miss one fucking class.

All of a sudden,
I'm a deadbeat?

Like,
Portia's father had a stroke.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.
Is he OK?

Yeah, he will be, but...

Good.

OK, we can just...

we can just let this go.

So we're good?

Yeah, we're good.

But, Ian,
I need you to know

that I don't get
to miss anything, OK?

Even if something
comes up,

I am there for every
single appointment,

even in the middle of the night
when I have heartburn

or when I can't
lay on my side

because I feel like
I'm being smothered.

This baby is 24/7 for me.

I don't get to opt out just
because things are complicated

or even if I have
a good reason.

I understand, Camille.
I'm-look, I'm sorry.

I truly am sorry.

Look, this is-
this is a first for me.

I'm trying my best here,

but sometimes
I'm just gonna fuck it up.

Well, no one's more afraid
of fucking it up than me.

So...
[sighs]

I do get that.

And I will try to show you
some more grace.

I appreciate that.

Do you think that
maybe you could

try to show me some more, too?

Maybe not leave the minute
we're done with baby stuff?

I know that we're not together,
but I mean,

it would be cool if we could
just hang out sometimes.

Once upon a time,
we were best friends.

I miss that.

Yeah, I miss that, too.

We've had a lot of fun
together.

[laughs]
Yeah, that's why

I so look forward
to our appointments.

So I can just feel
a little piece of that.

And I know that
you're with Portia.

- I'm not trying to, like...
- Say less, Cam.

I understand.

I mean, with our baby
on the way, we gotta maintain.

I'm gonna carve some
time out for us to hang.

You know how we do.

I do.

Thank you for understanding.

And I was not gonna
sleep with him.

[laughter]

[Camille] We can find joy
in breathing new life

into old friendships...

See you later.

[Camille] ...and opening
our hearts to something new.

Oh, my gosh.

This was the most
amazing weekend.

I've been thinking.

It'll be offseason for me soon.

Maybe I spend some more time
here in New York with you.

I would like that a lot.

Well, I like you a lot.

[chuckling]

Actually, I'm lying.

I love you a lot.

? ?

I love you a lot, too.

[singer]
? You got me in your motion ?

? Get anything from me ?

? ?

? I'll take
the long way home, yeah ?

? Pick you in a red Corvette ?

[sighs]

[singer] ? You know that
I got your back ?

[sighing]

[singer]
? I'll bet my life on that ?

[Camille] Ideally, we'd derive
joy from all these sources...

[phone buzzes]

So that if one goes away...

[Ian grunts]

Yo, what up, Sabrina?

My bad.
I was out with Quinn.

Yeah, my flight leaves
in a couple of hours.

[chuckles]

All right, babe.
I'll see you soon.

All right, I love you.

[Camille]
...we can tap into another.

[? BIA: "FALLBACK"]

What the fu...

[singer] ? Uh, OK ?

? Uh, OK ?

? Yeah ?

? If you gotta choose between
me or the next bitch ?

? You better choose her ?

? Bitches be fighting
over the same dick ?

? And won't argue
about who's first ?

? I'll be the racks
up off of that lick ?

? 'Cause I should be
having me two birds ?

? I cut my friend off,
she was a burden ?

? And I had to tell
her the truth hurts ?

? That's just the
principle, baby ?

? I'm taking bitches
to class ?

? I'm starting to feel
like the principal, baby ?

? I wouldn't give you a pass ?

? Their shit be looking
so pitiful lately, damn ?

? Bitches be down
to their last ?

? Trying to buy a new ass,
I couldn't never do that ?

? Talk about going
out sad, damn ?

? I can't fuck my
friends on OnlyFans ?

? Bitch,
that's some hoe shit ?

? Nigga cheat on me ?

? Then I'm gon' pay to wipe
his nose quick, facts ?

? Bitches trying to sound
like BIA, everybody knows it ?

? I got motion,
get my pussy wet ?

? Now every time I ghost him ?

? What do you call that? ?

? This ain't no blog rap ?

? I'm a real rap bitch ?

? This not a podcast ?

? Say you don't like me ?

? Pray we don't cross paths ?

? Say it in all caps ?

? Bitch, you better fallback ?

? Uh, I'm havin' no beef ?

? These bitches
won't say my name ?

? That's not in
their destiny ?

? Tried to trick me
out of my spot ?

? But I won't go and
let 'em get the best of me ?

? I wouldn't feel you bitches
even if I was on ecstasy ?

? And I can tell he trickin' ?

? If he broke just
by his tendencies ?

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