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[wind whistling]
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[owl hooting]
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[Nation of Language,
"Former Self"]
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- * Hope *
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* *
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* Away from you *
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* Ah *
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[dirt thudding]
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* Song *
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[wind whistling]
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* *
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[light music]
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- [vocalizing]
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* *
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- They say people look
like their dogs.
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[sighs]
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But when you're
in a garden club,
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you're more like
the flowers you plant.
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- Oh, Alice!
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Those are going back
to the store, sweetie.
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- But we always do geraniums.
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- Well, if we want a shot at
winning back the cup this year,
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we need to go more exotic.
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[Tally Hall's "Good Day"]
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- If I was a flower,
I think I'd be a geranium.
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Sure, they might be
boring in a garden,
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but that's because they're
meant to run wild in a meadow.
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- * Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah *
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* Let us sing *
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- The worst thing
you can do to a geranium?
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Plant one
where it doesn't belong,
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because eventually someone
just walks all over it.
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* *
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[sighs]
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- Gosh, you should see
this thing, Alice.
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Coyote V-8 with dual
Bilstein shocks.
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- Just ask her for the money.
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- It is the exact '68 Bronco
I restored with my dad.
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- If anybody owes you,
it's your ex.
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[light music]
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Our landscaper, Brett,
is a dandelion.
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Good thing about dandelions?
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- Come on.
Let's see Mommy.
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- They can grow
just about anywhere.
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They're built to survive...
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* *
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Unless they catch
their wives pollinating
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with another flower.
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[phone rings]
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Then they shrivel up,
and all that's left is a wish.
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* *
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- I'm going to murder Marilyn.
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- [scoffs]
Unless I get to her first.
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- She just told me to plant
twice as many tulips
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because we're Dutch
all of a sudden
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and living in Holland.
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Like I haven't had
a plan in place.
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I mean,
who does she think worked
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with the landscape architect
for three months?
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- Not her.
- Not her.
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This isn't some Vegas buffet
where you just stick the tacos
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right next to the Chinese food.
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- Our vice president,
Catherine, is a zinnia.
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* *
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She is the hardest-working
flower in the garden.
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* *
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- * I thought you knew
I knew *
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* But why *
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- [sighs]
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- * And by and why *
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* And by and by *
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- Zinnias bloom heavily,
regardless of climate.
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* *
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All they ask for is a little
sunlight from their husband.
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* *
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- But they seldom get
what they need.
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- So we started in 1952
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as housewives
who just wanted an excuse
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to get out and drink gimlets
before their husbands got home.
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- Love.
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- Oh, we've also won
the Southeastern Michigan
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Gardening Cup
ten years in a row-well,
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until Bloomfield Hills cheated
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with their genetically
engineered magnolias.
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- So what percentage would you
say is actual, like, gardening?
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- Most of it.
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- Hmm.
- Why?
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- Because I'm more
into the gimlet part.
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- [chuckles]
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Might, uh, want to wear
the old Louboutins next time.
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- Oh.
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These are the old ones.
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- Our newest volunteer,
Birdie,
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is a classic
lily of the valley.
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- * Let us sing, let us sing *
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- Invasive, wild,
and without boundaries.
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- * Birds and bees
and television *
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- They're notorious
in Grosse Pointe...
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- * Many little silly rhymes *
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* Things forgotten
lost their time *
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* Telephones and silly games *
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- And extremely toxic...
- [cackling]
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- To everything
that gets in its path.
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[siren wailing]
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[tires squealing]
- Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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* *
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[siren wailing]
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Ugh.
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- Women like her don't
volunteer voluntarily.
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- Well, maybe she's, uh,
got a real appreciation
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for Mother Nature.
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- [grunting]
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- I heard she got sentenced
to, like, a million hours
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of community service.
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- She did kill
an innocent fountain.
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- Tennis club
kicked her out too.
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- Oh, that's like getting
banned from church.
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[both chuckle]
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- Mm.
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Girl's getting
eaten by her own.
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- [sighs]
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- This is not going
to end well for her.
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- [sighs]
- Eh.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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[wind whistling]
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[Nation of Language,
"Former Self"]
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- * Hope *
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- Here's what
they don't tell you
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when you join a garden club.
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Once you mix a bunch
of different flowers together,
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they all may look perfect
on the surface,
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but you never really know
what's growing underneath.
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.
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- So this isn't just
a home, my friends.
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It's a work of art.
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- * Ooh, play, yeah *
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* Ooh, play *
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- See that?
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You think shower, right?
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Boom, steam room.
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- And in the closet,
we have all custom woodwork,
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antique deco accents.
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You'd think
you're on Rodeo Drive
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and not in the Midwest.
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- Wow.
- Right this way.
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- And that's
the $3.5 million tour.
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- [sighs] It's gorgeous.
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- Think it over.
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It's going to go fast.
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- * I don't even know *
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- Seems promising.
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- Never going to happen.
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But I know one deal
we can still close.
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- * No, no, no *
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* No, no, no *
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* I don't even know *
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* No, no, no *
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- It's from France.
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- We should go to Paris.
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- Like, now?
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- Whenever.
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- You're not leaving
your family.
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- Why not?
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- We work
for your father-in-law.
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- So?
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- We could lose everything.
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- Maybe it'd be worth it.
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- We'd hurt a lot of people.
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- Hold that thought.
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[sentimental music]
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- [gasps]
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What's this for?
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- Every time
your husband can't see
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what makes you so special,
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know there's someone who does.
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- [vocalizing]
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* *
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- I hope you find your dog,
Ms. Morris.
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[background chatter]
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* *
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- We all get older,
but the books stay the same.
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- That's why they're classics.
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- Hard to know with poetry,
though.
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- What can I do for you,
Mrs. Hollister?
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- I didn't totally understand
Peyton's grade on the final.
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- What about it?
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- How anyone could get
a D on a poem?
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- "Watchin' all the snakes,
curvin' all the fakes.
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"Phone never on,
I don't conversate.
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"I don't compromise,
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I just penetrate."
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- It's beautiful.
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- It's a Kendrick Lamar song.
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- I'm sure he didn't know that.
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- The album won a Grammy
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and a Pulitzer.
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- Peyton's having
a difficult time this year.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
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- You know, with the whole
lacrosse hazing thing?
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- Wasn't he the hazer?
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- Two sides to every story.
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- Unfortunately,
not in this case.
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- Let's be honest.
[laughs]
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It's not like my son's going
to be the next poet laureate.
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- Peyton's smart enough
to do whatever he wants-
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if he follows the rules.
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- But aren't rules
sort of subjective?
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Kind of like poetry.
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- Now I don't understand.
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- Peyton's going
to get into Michigan.
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- Not if he plagiarizes.
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- Where did you go to college?
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- Does it matter?
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- I just want to make sure that
you understand what's at stake.
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[light music]
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* *
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- [sighs]
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- [vocalizing]
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* *
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[sighs]
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- So you'll get
the next one, babe.
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- I just thought
I had a shot this time.
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- Should I make a salad?
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- Uh, sure.
- Oh.
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- We don't have any lettuce.
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- I would have cooked.
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I got stuck grading papers.
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- So is this another
New York writing job?
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- Uh, yeah,
third rejection this month.
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- Maybe the universe is
sending you a message.
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- What message is that, Patty?
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- She's a really
good writer, Mom.
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- Of course she is.
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Just those fancy jobs don't go
to the best writers.
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- Who do they go to?
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- It's all connections.
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- It's just like Grosse Pointe,
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only here, we can help.
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- I'm still not joining
the country club.
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- We're just saying,
life doesn't have to be
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such a struggle.
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- Well, it's kind of
what artists do.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- They paint restaurant signs?
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- Pays the rent, Dad.
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- OK, stop.
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Should we tell them?
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- I thought you wanted
to wait till dessert.
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- Tell us what?
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- Our rental property
is available
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at the end of the month.
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- Oh, wow!
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- Mm. Huh.
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Um-
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- This would be free.
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- And we'd be your neighbors.
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- See? Everybody wins.
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Now, it's four bedrooms,
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two and a half baths.
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- We don't need
that much space.
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- A huge backyard.
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- Put a whole putting green
back there.
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- We don't golf.
- Or a trampoline.
265
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:56,189
- We don't jump.
- A swing set.
266
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,758
- Not again, Mom.
267
00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,825
- Good schools.
268
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,428
- It's just not the right time.
269
00:11:01,429 --> 00:11:03,862
- Grandma and Grandpa
would be just a hop, skip,
270
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,064
and a jump away.
- That's right.
271
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,866
- I'm not sure I want kids.
272
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,106
[pensive music]
273
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,508
- Yet.
274
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,410
- Of course.
275
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,879
No pressure.
276
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,282
- I'm just saying,
there's a lot of things
277
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,217
I want to do before that.
278
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,853
- I felt the same
when I was your age.
279
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,922
- So you get it?
280
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,990
- The thing is,
281
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:35,261
dreamers don't get far.
282
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,864
They just get hurt.
283
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,166
- Appreciate it.
284
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,436
- So any news
on your missing dog?
285
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,406
[upbeat music]
286
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:52,212
* *
287
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:55,148
- [gulping]
288
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,952
I think I have
an image problem.
289
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,022
- Could start by having
solid food for lunch.
290
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,124
- Does everyone hate me?
291
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,892
- I don't.
292
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,794
- OK, but I pay you to lie.
293
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,830
- This happens
to a lot of clients.
294
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,865
Keep your head down,
do your community service
295
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:13,916
like the judge said-
296
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,235
- And then what?
297
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,238
- Then we rebuild you
from the ground up.
298
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,339
- How?
299
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,043
- By giving the world
a reason to like you again.
300
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,412
- [scoffs]
Yeah. How?
301
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,914
- You into cleft palates?
302
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,449
- I'm not against them.
303
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,550
- Great.
304
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,218
We'll do a college scholarship.
305
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,920
- For a kid
with a cleft palate?
306
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,320
- They're all the rage
on social media.
307
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,357
- This isn't about
trying to trend.
308
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:41,261
- No, it's about
getting your life back.
309
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:45,198
- What if it's not worth
going back to?
310
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,567
- My job's to control
how you look, honey,
311
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,135
not how you feel.
312
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,109
- Mm.
313
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,211
- So why are we drinking here?
314
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,146
- [clears throat]
315
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:04,284
I, uh, got some news today.
316
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:05,250
- Oh, my God.
317
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,019
Did Melissa give you
money for the cars?
318
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,188
- Oh, no, no, no.
319
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,271
Not yet.
320
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,659
- Oh, hey, if you're trying
to get me drunk,
321
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,328
I'm already there.
322
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,097
- [chuckles] Good.
323
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,502
[sighs]
324
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,972
Uh...
325
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,375
some guys were
putting in a, um-
326
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,444
a sprinkler system
at the Murphys,
327
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,513
you know, by the park.
328
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,181
- OK.
329
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,518
- They, uh-they-
they found Molly.
330
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,421
- Wait.
331
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,423
Where is she?
332
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:57,137
- The Parks Department
said they'd, um,
333
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,040
make whatever arrangements
you wanted.
334
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:04,644
- [sobs] No.
335
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,646
- I know.
336
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,915
[somber music]
337
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,417
[sighs]
338
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:17,390
* *
339
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,300
- So she got hit
by a car or something?
340
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,407
[sniffles]
Attacked by an animal?
341
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,445
Just say it.
342
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:45,452
- Um, someone...
343
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,587
shot her.
344
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,091
[tense music]
345
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,027
- My dog was murdered?
346
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,996
[sighs]
347
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,732
[shovels clanking]
348
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,001
* *
349
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,104
Molly would smell this
a mile away.
350
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,007
- Every dog will smell this,
like police dogs!
351
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,742
- Make her stop!
352
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,011
- All right, lady,
listen to me.
353
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,034
You're going to take
all of that crazy,
354
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,649
and you are going to put it
someplace else, way down deep.
355
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,651
Can you please do that for me?
356
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,086
- I don't want to go to jail.
357
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,088
- That is not going to happen.
358
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,391
- And how do you know?
359
00:15:24,392 --> 00:15:26,258
- When Marilyn was elected
president over me,
360
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,595
I had a mental health
crisis, OK?
361
00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:30,662
- She drove her Range Rover
straight through the garden.
362
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,797
- Did donuts in the peonies.
363
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,099
- Yeah, and the tulips.
364
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,035
- Point is,
I barely knew these guys,
365
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,103
and they helped me
replant everything.
366
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,707
- We all have
each other's backs.
367
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,542
- First rule of garden club.
368
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:48,782
* *
369
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,451
- Bleach.
370
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,186
You know, for the smell.
371
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,155
- That's a good idea.
372
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,191
- But what are we going
to do about that?
373
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,659
[suspenseful music]
374
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,299
.
375
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,901
- As president
of the garden society,
376
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:11,271
I'd like to call
this meeting to order.
377
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,175
Let's start
with a moment of silence
378
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,545
for our extended family member,
379
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:23,116
Alice's dear companion
of so many years, Molly.
380
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,584
- Yeah.
381
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,320
[footsteps approaching]
382
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,222
- Oh, hey,
is it cool if we park
383
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,458
in the loading zone on Sunday?
384
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,193
I'm sure it's fine.
Excuse me.
385
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,362
Can I sit there?
Excuse me.
386
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,467
Why is this man trying
to hold my hand?
387
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,435
- Someone put a bullet
in my dog.
388
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,438
- Maybe it was, like, a hunting
accident or something.
389
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,582
- Because it's
golden retriever season?
390
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,476
- It was point blank.
391
00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:50,542
- Jesus.
392
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,477
- Shh.
393
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,278
- Maybe they were trying
to send a message.
394
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,880
- Who would do
something that cruel?
395
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,649
- Try any bitch
in Junior League.
396
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,184
- Amen.
397
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,521
OK, so, uh,
let's talk Winter Gala.
398
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,604
- [clears throat]
399
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,360
OK, here's where we're at.
400
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,463
I've chosen night jasmine
401
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,264
for the boutonnieres
and corsages.
402
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,868
[light applause]
403
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,336
Oh, oh, that reminds me-
404
00:17:16,337 --> 00:17:17,803
Antonio needs to know
how many tuxedos
405
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,239
to donate for the croupiers.
406
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,408
- Ten, one per table.
- OK.
407
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,677
Ooh, and Village Chocolates
is going to do
408
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,746
these cute little truffles
in the shape of poker chips.
409
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:28,614
- I ran into Nancy
at pickleball this morning,
410
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,850
and she offered
to do dice cake pops.
411
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,118
- Oh!
412
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,185
- Are we doing a poker theme?
413
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,454
- Monaco.
414
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,289
- Oh.
415
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:40,393
- Very chic, very elegant,
very 007.
416
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,529
Oh, Sandra, we still need
a limo service.
417
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:43,562
So can you ask your brother-
418
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,433
- You want people to go, right?
419
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,135
- We plan on topping
last year's fundraiser goal.
420
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,536
- Not with poker night,
you won't.
421
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,405
- Monaco.
- Whatever.
422
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,408
I'm just saying,
I've been to, like, 5 billion
423
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,444
poker night charity things.
424
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,212
- Do you have a better idea?
425
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,450
- What about something like
426
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,852
Hot Rocks and Frocks?
427
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,187
- Oh, what's that?
428
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,688
- We partner with Tiffany's,
429
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,489
get them to design
a special pendant
430
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,758
in the shape of a flower-
431
00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,559
because, you know,
it's a garden club-
432
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,660
- Oh, we could play the entire
433
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,429
Rolling Stones
"Hot Rocks" album.
434
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,797
- [gasps]
- Yes!
435
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,166
- And maybe we dress
like '80s Euro Brits.
436
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,333
Like, wear leather jackets.
437
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,303
[excited chatter]
- Totally! Yes!
438
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,438
Ugh, it would be so rad.
439
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,606
And who wouldn't want
to go to that event, right?
440
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,343
- OK, everyone,
everyone, calm down.
441
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,779
That is so sweet,
but we are very much
442
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,381
down the road on Monaco, so...
443
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,917
- Then why'd you ask
if I have anything better?
444
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,520
- For next year.
445
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,455
- Oh, OK.
446
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,690
You're one of those.
447
00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:45,858
- Excuse me?
- Can't control your own life,
448
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,828
so you join a club like this
to control everyone else's.
449
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,697
- [gasps]
450
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,605
- [chuckles] OK.
451
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,874
Going forward,
if you guys could please
452
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,274
raise your hands
before speaking,
453
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,811
I think we would get
way more done.
454
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,313
All right, moving on.
455
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,883
Does anyone have
any ideas for venue?
456
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,918
- Oh.
457
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,221
[tense music]
458
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,856
- Hey! Hey!
459
00:19:16,857 --> 00:19:17,923
Hold up.
460
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,325
- Forget it, OK?
461
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,409
Poker night is fine.
462
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,561
- No, no, no.
463
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,396
Where'd you get that bracelet?
464
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,731
- Oh. It was a gift.
465
00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:25,764
- From who?
466
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:26,765
- Some guy.
467
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,816
- What's his name?
468
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:28,935
- Get off my jock.
469
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,639
- Just tell me his name.
470
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,341
- [scoffs]
471
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,676
There he goes.
472
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:39,679
[somber music]
473
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:46,386
* *
474
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,923
- He's, um-hmm-
475
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,925
he's my colleague.
476
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,861
- It's just some appointment D.
477
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,944
- He's married.
478
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,012
- OK.
479
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,765
What, are you a morality cop?
480
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,300
- You know, just because
you can have anything you want
481
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,738
doesn't mean you should.
482
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,941
[pop music]
483
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,909
- * She's so sweet *
484
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,912
* That's what they say
about me *
485
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,280
* She's so sweet *
486
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,582
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
487
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,350
You're mine
for two more minutes.
488
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,053
- * Mm, a little like me *
489
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,289
* That's what I like
to believe *
490
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,824
- I want to see Mommy.
491
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:26,960
- You will, baby.
492
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,528
- * Mm *
493
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,663
- Can I see Mommy now?
494
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,066
- Yep, let's go.
495
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,367
[horn honking]
496
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,736
Hey. Nice, buddy.
497
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,871
- Remember to snap your wrist.
- Great throw, though.
498
00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,706
- But snap your wrist
if you want to make it spiral.
499
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,509
- OK, so these are
for your house.
500
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:44,643
They are all washed
and folded and ready to go.
501
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,911
- What was wrong
with all the plaid ones
502
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,712
they made us buy?
503
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,013
- Oh, we already
took care of that.
504
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,081
- Oh, no.
I'll Venmo you.
505
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,650
- Oh, don't be silly.
506
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:52,451
By the way, we need
to swap days this week.
507
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,787
- Uh, what for?
508
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:55,654
- Well, Connor's going
to speak at Zach's Career Day,
509
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,955
and we just want to be able
to take the kids
510
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,123
out for dinner afterwards.
511
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,461
- Just thought I'd jump
on that grenade for you, pal.
512
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:05,465
- Well, I-I could do it.
I could do Career Day.
513
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:06,965
- Uh, we already signed up.
- Yeah.
514
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,400
- Then you wouldn't have
to switch days.
515
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,370
- Oh, don't be silly.
516
00:21:10,371 --> 00:21:11,503
- Would you quit saying that?
517
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,806
I'm not a child.
518
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,509
- Uh,
519
00:21:16,510 --> 00:21:17,910
I mean, you are the one
that always says
520
00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:21,348
that working at the garden
center isn't a career.
521
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,649
- Well, I-I am the manager.
522
00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,683
- But it's not exactly
what you aspired to be.
523
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,385
- Fine, but the only reason
I'm doing it
524
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,621
is because you boned me
on our deal
525
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,035
when you started boning him.
526
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,524
- What deal?
527
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,462
- We kind of agreed...
528
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,629
- Promised, Melissa.
529
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:37,796
- That he would put me
through law school
530
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,833
and take care of the family,
and then
531
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:41,467
when I got a job,
it would be his turn.
532
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,735
- And I finally have
some opportunities
533
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,770
to get my car restoration
business off the ground.
534
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,373
- So what?
This is a shakedown?
535
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,509
- We had an agreement.
536
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,945
- [sighs]
Unfortunately, an agreement's
537
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,547
not the same
as a contract, Brett.
538
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,549
[children shouting]
539
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,917
- Oh, I got it!
- I got it!
540
00:21:57,951 --> 00:21:59,986
[arguing]
541
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,053
No, mine!
- What?
542
00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:02,922
Aw. OK.
543
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,394
You see
what your dad did there?
544
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,629
- You gotta snap
your wrist, Dad.
545
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,865
- [vocalizing]
546
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,633
- [sighs]
547
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,702
[light music]
548
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,837
- You guys must think
I'm total garbage.
549
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:18,904
- Hey.
550
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,408
No one's judging.
551
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,677
- He wanted to blend
our families.
552
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,546
- Stepdads can be
real buttholes.
553
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:30,750
- Just, none of this
makes any sense.
554
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:34,821
- That's why
you need to talk to him.
555
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,089
- [sighs]
556
00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,992
[breathes deeply] OK.
557
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,962
- Uh, maybe now is
not the best time.
558
00:22:42,996 --> 00:22:44,731
- [laughs]
559
00:22:44,732 --> 00:22:47,466
- Ugh.
- * It's a different grind *
560
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,568
* Of a different kind *
561
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,681
* I never met a magnet *
562
00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:50,836
* That changed its mind *
563
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:51,870
* Read between the times *
564
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,139
* And decide the crime *
565
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,574
* I'm a real rich bitch *
566
00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:56,108
* Three dollars,
six dimes, uh *
567
00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,810
* And I think
I'm having premonitions *
568
00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,045
* Fire rings *
569
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,546
* What's a breeze
to a sunspot? *
570
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,780
* Tighten up your circle *
571
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:02,748
* Call me when you get this *
572
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:03,983
* Take your own advice *
573
00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,584
* If the miss is
on your wish list *
574
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,518
* It's a different grind *
575
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:07,553
* Of a different kind *
576
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,620
* I never met a magnet *
577
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,655
* That changed its mind *
578
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:10,656
* Read between the times *
579
00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:11,925
* And decide the crime *
580
00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:12,991
* I'm a real rich bitch *
581
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,193
* Three dollars, six dimes *
582
00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:15,194
* It's better not to know *
583
00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:16,529
* Than to know it ain't so *
584
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:17,596
* No, go, not the G-O *
585
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:18,732
* A whammy in the O *
586
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,734
* Oh, oh, know it ain't so *
587
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,102
* No, go, not the G-O *
588
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,503
* A whammy in the O *
589
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,473
[The Go! Team's "Whammy-O"]
590
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:33,613
* *
591
00:23:33,614 --> 00:23:35,914
* It's a different grind *
592
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,915
* Of a different kind *
593
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,251
* I never met a magnet *
594
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:39,284
* That changed its mind *
595
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,620
* No, go, not the G-O *
596
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,622
* A whammy in the O *
597
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,625
[tense music]
598
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:51,264
* *
599
00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,565
- Get the gas.
600
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,567
- OK.
601
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,991
Oh, God.
- Soak the interior.
602
00:23:55,992 --> 00:23:57,002
- Got it.
603
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,773
- You're going to smell!
- Better gas than blood!
604
00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:01,640
- Crack the window so there's
oxygen to feed the fire.
605
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,842
- OK.
606
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,811
- How many cars
have you torched?
607
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,182
- Uh, what are you doing?
608
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,917
- I'm stressed out!
609
00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:18,825
- Oh.
610
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,262
[music ringtone playing]
611
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,164
- Oh.
- Huh.
612
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,071
- [groans]
- [sighs]
613
00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:33,206
- You were supposed
to hang on to it!
614
00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,674
- Why can't it just burn?
615
00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:37,010
- Because they can still
track it!
616
00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:39,778
- This is crazy.
617
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,882
- Brett, don't.
618
00:24:46,271 --> 00:24:47,853
.
619
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:48,904
[light music]
620
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:51,890
- Hey, honey.
When did you lose your tooth?
621
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,560
- It fell out at Mommy's.
622
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,661
- Huh.
623
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,596
Whoo!
624
00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,599
Want to buy Daddy one of those
with your tooth fairy money?
625
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,701
- Connor already put it
in her 529 plan.
626
00:25:01,702 --> 00:25:02,768
- What?
627
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:03,837
That's lame!
628
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:05,237
- Mom said he's the smartest.
629
00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:06,973
We should listen to him.
630
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,675
- Oh, yeah?
631
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:13,580
Well, Connor doesn't
know everything.
632
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,348
[tires squealing]
633
00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:18,018
[children giggling
and cheering]
634
00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:20,186
both: Whoo!
635
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,158
[doorbell chimes]
636
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,726
- [sighs]
637
00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,130
- [sighs]
638
00:25:30,163 --> 00:25:32,298
- Your house is fab.
639
00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:33,767
- Thanks.
640
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,703
He got all the furniture.
641
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:37,937
- Huh.
642
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:40,373
Why don't you buy more?
643
00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,742
- Keep thinking I'll sell.
644
00:25:42,776 --> 00:25:47,380
- Well, uh, we both know
a great realtor.
645
00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:48,848
- [laughs]
Oh.
646
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,117
That makes so much more sense.
647
00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:53,753
- Yeah.
648
00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:56,823
[sighs]
649
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,324
You were right about me.
650
00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:00,060
- I'm an even bigger mess.
651
00:26:00,093 --> 00:26:02,443
- At least you're not
cheating on your husband.
652
00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:06,733
- Why don't you leave him?
653
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:07,834
- It's not that easy.
654
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,936
- Gets easier with practice.
Trust me.
655
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:12,939
- I've got kids.
656
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:15,842
- Yeah, but how could you
live like that?
657
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,213
- I've got kids.
658
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,717
- I don't understand.
659
00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:31,157
- They are what keep me from
driving my car into a fountain.
660
00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:35,695
[pensive music]
661
00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:42,802
* *
662
00:26:42,803 --> 00:26:44,336
- How come guys like Gary
always think
663
00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:46,840
they can get away with it?
664
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,843
- Because they always do.
665
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:53,113
- Maybe they shouldn't.
666
00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:57,384
- Yeah, the original '67 had
problems with overheating,
667
00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:58,852
so it was known as "The Turd."
668
00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:00,153
- I bought a piece of junk?
669
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,755
- Uh-uh, opposite.
670
00:27:01,756 --> 00:27:03,288
Carroll Shelby redesigned
the chassis
671
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,759
to shoehorn in
a water-cooled 427.
672
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,695
This thing is a beast.
673
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:09,778
- I need to pee.
674
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,264
- One sec, baby.
675
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:15,802
But you just got to know
some of Shelby's old tricks.
676
00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:20,874
[grunts]
677
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:22,776
[engine turns over]
678
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,878
- Yay, Daddy!
- Wow! Awesome!
679
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,280
- [chuckling]
[engine revs]
680
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,415
[sighs]
681
00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,316
[engine turns off]
682
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:34,454
- I'm sure Connor knew
all that, right?
683
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:37,156
- I have no idea who Connor is,
but I really appreciate this.
684
00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,426
- Ah.
- Can we get lunch now?
685
00:27:39,427 --> 00:27:40,492
- [chuckles]
686
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,062
- Oh, hold on.
687
00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,030
- Oh, my pleasure, man.
- Come on.
688
00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:46,733
There's got to be some way
I can thank you.
689
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,736
[curious music]
690
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:53,106
* *
691
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,409
- Hey, Ms. Morris,
you, uh-you got a second?
692
00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:58,044
- Your mom send you?
693
00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:01,348
- She's a lot, right?
694
00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:02,882
- Comes from a good place.
695
00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:04,184
- Yeah.
696
00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:08,822
So there was a reason
I did what I did.
697
00:28:08,823 --> 00:28:09,888
- It was easier?
698
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,891
- The song moved me.
699
00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:14,194
- It's not honest, Peyton.
700
00:28:14,227 --> 00:28:15,328
- All right.
701
00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:16,862
Well, long as we're
being honest,
702
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,163
why'd you really give me the D?
703
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,565
- The D is for Disappointment.
704
00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:20,934
- D is for Dick.
705
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,435
We both know it.
- Excuse me?
706
00:28:22,436 --> 00:28:24,036
- You just think
that I'm a dick,
707
00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,437
which I guess a lot of people
would agree with-
708
00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:27,107
- That's not true.
709
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,077
- Look.
710
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:37,317
You got to be careful
when you make things personal.
711
00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:38,985
- What is that
supposed to mean?
712
00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:41,354
- You know...
713
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,390
karma and stuff.
714
00:28:43,423 --> 00:28:46,126
[unsettling music]
715
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:48,995
How's that for honest?
716
00:29:02,094 --> 00:29:03,342
.
717
00:29:03,343 --> 00:29:04,393
[mysterious music]
718
00:29:06,446 --> 00:29:09,282
- OK.
719
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,884
Here.
720
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,219
Hold still.
721
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,155
- It's like school pictures.
722
00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:16,856
- Minus the emo bangs.
723
00:29:16,857 --> 00:29:17,890
- [chuckles]
724
00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:20,427
- [sighs]
725
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,896
- Wait a minute.
726
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,197
There's a leaf.
727
00:29:26,018 --> 00:29:28,100
- * Jingle bells *
728
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,269
* Jingle bells *
729
00:29:29,270 --> 00:29:30,869
- We should go down
to the railyard.
730
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,339
- To smash it on the tracks?
731
00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:36,076
- To put it on a freight train
so it seems,
732
00:29:36,077 --> 00:29:38,077
you know, like its owner
is still alive.
733
00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:39,111
- Yeah, it could buy us
some time.
734
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:41,213
- Until the cops find it
somewhere in South Dakota
735
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:43,182
and know dumbasses like us
tried to ditch it.
736
00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:44,984
- Fine, then a passenger train
737
00:29:45,018 --> 00:29:46,920
like it was
accidentally dropped.
738
00:29:46,921 --> 00:29:47,953
- Who's going
to buy that ticket
739
00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:50,056
in front of all the cameras?
740
00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,624
- Any decisions?
741
00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:54,094
- Uh, we'll take
a round of Coneys.
742
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,598
- Who eats chili dogs
for breakfast?
743
00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:01,167
- We do.
744
00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:03,169
So-so there's a receipt?
745
00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:04,270
- Oh, like an alibi.
746
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,872
- Mm-hmm.
747
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,240
- Wait, where's the phone?
748
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,042
- And where's Birdie?
749
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:12,012
[tense music]
750
00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:15,582
* *
751
00:30:15,615 --> 00:30:16,716
[engine turns over]
752
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:21,021
- I don't think she gets
the first rule of garden club.
753
00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:24,024
[light music]
754
00:30:24,057 --> 00:30:27,293
* *
755
00:30:27,294 --> 00:30:28,193
- Mm.
756
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,130
- How's that scone?
757
00:30:32,632 --> 00:30:34,634
- Mmm. Dope.
758
00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:38,672
- So did your guidance
counselor explain everything?
759
00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:41,574
- Mm, not really, no.
760
00:30:41,608 --> 00:30:43,309
- Oh, OK. Uh...
761
00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:45,912
[clears throat]
Well, first off, congrats.
762
00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:47,546
You're the very first recipient
763
00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:49,357
of the Birdie Bradley
scholarship
764
00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:53,286
for, you know, achievements.
765
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,388
- Dope.
766
00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:58,090
- You'll get a full ride to
the college of your choosing.
767
00:30:58,091 --> 00:31:00,126
- Dope.
768
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,262
- Do you have any questions?
769
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:05,398
- Uh, no, but thank you.
770
00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:08,401
- Oh, uh, do you want
another scone?
771
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:12,372
Or they have really great
hot chocolate here.
772
00:31:12,405 --> 00:31:14,040
- [laughs]
773
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,545
Can I ask you something?
774
00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:20,447
- Sure.
775
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,549
- Did you talk
to Victoria Farber
776
00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:26,453
about this, uh, thing?
777
00:31:26,454 --> 00:31:27,453
- Who-who is she?
778
00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:29,689
- Only the smartest nerd
in our whole school.
779
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:32,091
Will probably invent
the cure to, like, asthma
780
00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:34,127
or poverty or something.
781
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,363
- She sounds boring.
782
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,298
- Yeah.
783
00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:41,201
Well, she's a better
investment than me.
784
00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,072
- All right, real talk?
785
00:31:46,106 --> 00:31:48,308
I'm just trying
to keep a kid like you
786
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:51,111
from making the same
bad decisions I did.
787
00:31:51,144 --> 00:31:52,412
- Like what?
788
00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:54,079
- I went to Daytona
for spring break.
789
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,415
- OK, yeah, but, I mean,
790
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,182
everyone from my school
goes there.
791
00:31:57,183 --> 00:32:00,020
- In a stolen ice cream truck?
792
00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:01,683
Also got pregnant
in 10th grade.
793
00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:04,724
- Yeah, well,
I'm not dating anyone.
794
00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,227
- Neither was I.
795
00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,174
- I still don't get
why you picked me.
796
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,138
- [sighs]
797
00:32:18,171 --> 00:32:21,307
Because the Victoria Farbers
of the world,
798
00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:24,611
they are always going
to get what they want.
799
00:32:24,644 --> 00:32:25,694
Now it's your turn.
800
00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:35,088
- Dope.
801
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,690
[school bell rings]
802
00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:40,126
- He is rude, disrespectful...
- Yeah.
803
00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,460
- That little brat's
had it out for me
804
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,229
since he started my class.
805
00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:44,530
- Doesn't mean
he's a dog killer.
806
00:32:44,531 --> 00:32:46,198
- I have, what,
a couple hundred students
807
00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:47,333
coming through my room
every year,
808
00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:49,501
and for the most part,
they're all just regular kids.
809
00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,670
But every now and then-
and you know this, Dave-
810
00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:53,306
you get a Peyton.
811
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,809
- This is the kid
who duct taped a freshman
812
00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:57,243
to the lacrosse goalpost.
813
00:32:57,244 --> 00:32:59,411
- Attempted murder!
- Fits the profile. Yeah.
814
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,681
- Which is why
you got to expel him.
815
00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:06,286
- I can't.
816
00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,254
- Well, he can't just
get away with it.
817
00:33:08,255 --> 00:33:09,788
- With parents like his,
he can.
818
00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:11,458
- He shot Molly, Dave.
819
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,527
- It wasn't the county that
paid for a new lacrosse field.
820
00:33:14,561 --> 00:33:17,063
- Oh, come on, that's so gross!
821
00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:19,132
- Or our new auditorium.
822
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,667
- Do you hear yourself?
823
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:21,801
- Or the robotics lab.
824
00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,537
- You are the principal!
825
00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:28,074
- I'm really sorry about Molly,
826
00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:31,311
but we work for them, Alice.
827
00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:34,581
They don't have to play
by the rules.
828
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,649
- [scoffs]
829
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:39,652
[pensive music]
830
00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:41,488
* *
831
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:44,257
- [sighs]
Almost showtime.
832
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:45,725
- Still got 20 minutes.
833
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:48,428
- And what will we do
with the other 18?
834
00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:51,331
- Use them to focus on you.
835
00:33:51,332 --> 00:33:52,765
- And what about
Birdie Bradley?
836
00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:54,234
- Who?
837
00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:56,670
- Girl you bought
the exact same bracelet for?
838
00:33:56,703 --> 00:34:00,273
- [sighs]
You and I were on a break.
839
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:04,244
- I can't just be
some accessory to you,
840
00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:05,327
like that fridge.
841
00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:08,748
- You're a sub-zero, babe.
842
00:34:08,782 --> 00:34:10,884
Those last forever.
843
00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:14,154
[Big Boss Vette's
"Pretty Girls Walk"]
844
00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:15,237
* *
845
00:34:15,255 --> 00:34:16,790
- Not here.
846
00:34:16,823 --> 00:34:18,692
- For old times' sake?
847
00:34:18,693 --> 00:34:19,758
- Gotta pee.
848
00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:21,695
Meet you there.
849
00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:25,198
- * All the pretty girls
walk like this *
850
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,200
* This, this, this *
851
00:34:27,201 --> 00:34:28,867
- Gotta know
the secret password,
852
00:34:28,868 --> 00:34:30,236
or else I won't let you in!
853
00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:31,404
- * This, this, this *
854
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:32,604
- What's the password, Gary?
855
00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:33,655
- Jesus!
856
00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:38,712
Ron?
857
00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,213
- Ours was blowfish.
858
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,649
- Ours too.
859
00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:44,884
- Blowfish, babe.
860
00:34:44,885 --> 00:34:46,251
- I want you out of your office
861
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,788
and my daughter's house
tonight.
862
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:01,634
- Your clothes are
on the front lawn.
863
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:04,838
- * All the pretty girls
walk like *
864
00:35:10,562 --> 00:35:11,777
.
865
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:12,828
- Martha Stewart,
866
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:15,548
Mike "the Situation"
Sorrentino,
867
00:35:15,582 --> 00:35:19,319
Ja Rule, country great
Willie Nelson-
868
00:35:19,352 --> 00:35:20,732
what do they have in common?
869
00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:25,425
They all needed...
[clicks tongue]
870
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,694
A tax lawyer.
871
00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:28,895
Yeah.
872
00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:32,699
So it's not all W-2s
and 1099s, my friends.
873
00:35:32,732 --> 00:35:35,502
If you play your cards right,
you just might get
874
00:35:35,535 --> 00:35:38,271
an opportunity to save
one of your heroes
875
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:41,374
from Uncle Sam.
876
00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,842
- [clears throat]
877
00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:45,412
[coughing]
878
00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:50,450
[Brian Eno & John Cale's
"Spinning Away"]
879
00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:51,985
* *
880
00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:54,721
- You can't compete
with a mom who owns a bakery.
881
00:35:54,754 --> 00:35:57,290
- Yeah, I should have
brought cupcakes.
882
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,525
- Dad!
883
00:35:58,558 --> 00:36:00,894
- * Mm, mm, mm *
884
00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:01,995
* Up on a hill *
885
00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:03,263
- Hey, buddy.
886
00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:04,831
- Hi.
887
00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:05,831
Sweet!
- Wow!
888
00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:06,966
- What's that?
889
00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:09,001
- Fastest production car
for over 50 years.
890
00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:11,838
Get it above 5,000 RPMs,
this thing's a fighter jet.
891
00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:12,939
- What's an RPM?
892
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,039
- Revolutions per minute.
893
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,743
- That's right.
894
00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:17,676
- This is my dad.
895
00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:18,777
- Who wants to fire it up?
896
00:36:18,778 --> 00:36:19,678
all: Me!
897
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,282
[children chattering]
898
00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:26,720
- * In the violet sky *
899
00:36:26,753 --> 00:36:29,689
[whirring]
900
00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:39,833
- I rethought the grade.
901
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:40,916
- What?
902
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,039
- You're right.
903
00:36:46,072 --> 00:36:47,807
Poetry is subjective.
904
00:36:47,841 --> 00:36:49,509
- I'm glad you see it that way.
905
00:36:49,542 --> 00:36:50,862
- Math, science, English-
906
00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:53,380
none of those make you
a good person.
907
00:36:53,381 --> 00:36:54,546
- So he's not getting a D?
908
00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:56,383
- No.
- Wonderful.
909
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,485
- He's getting an F.
910
00:36:58,518 --> 00:36:59,686
- For what?
911
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,589
- Because you failed him
as a parent.
912
00:37:02,622 --> 00:37:04,391
- What is your problem, lady?
913
00:37:04,392 --> 00:37:05,557
- Peyton is just like
every other
914
00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:06,792
spoiled rich kid in this town.
915
00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:08,695
- He's a good kid
who works his ass off.
916
00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,763
- When he doesn't get his way,
the rest of us pay the price.
917
00:37:10,764 --> 00:37:12,364
- You don't know a thing
about my son!
918
00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:15,468
- Your son killed my dog.
919
00:37:19,539 --> 00:37:22,475
[pensive music]
920
00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:25,745
* *
921
00:37:25,779 --> 00:37:28,548
[whirring]
922
00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:35,055
* *
923
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,823
- You're the author, right?
924
00:37:36,856 --> 00:37:41,428
- Oh, uh, it's just
a little Easter egg
925
00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:43,396
I like to leave behind
for my fans.
926
00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,065
- I'm not one of them.
927
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,332
- Oh.
928
00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:48,368
Too much sex or too little?
929
00:37:48,369 --> 00:37:49,468
Because my publisher-
930
00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:51,571
- Stay away from my son.
931
00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:56,976
- Uh...
932
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:58,478
I just wanted to help.
933
00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:00,113
- Look, we'll take the money.
934
00:38:00,146 --> 00:38:01,815
- I thought you might.
935
00:38:01,848 --> 00:38:03,983
- But you agreed to no contact.
936
00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:05,652
- My parents did.
937
00:38:05,653 --> 00:38:07,386
- I know women like you
don't normally hear no.
938
00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:08,755
- I was 16.
939
00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:11,624
- But this is not a road
you want to go down.
940
00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:17,731
- He doesn't know
he's adopted, does he?
941
00:38:17,764 --> 00:38:19,599
- Is, uh, everything OK here?
942
00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:22,569
- Oh, my God, this is crazy.
943
00:38:22,602 --> 00:38:25,905
I'm the author, OK?
944
00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:27,607
- I'm the father.
945
00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:32,645
- We're done here.
946
00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:34,881
This lady's writing
in the books.
947
00:38:43,523 --> 00:38:45,525
- I'll just pay for these.
948
00:38:46,361 --> 00:38:48,660
- So where are you going?
949
00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:49,795
- Have you seen
my blue bike shorts?
950
00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,096
The hotel's got
a fitness center.
951
00:38:51,097 --> 00:38:52,565
- Where?
- Dubai.
952
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:53,767
- OK, no.
953
00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:55,467
You promised Dakota
you would help him
954
00:38:55,468 --> 00:38:56,669
with his Pinewood Derby car.
955
00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,004
- Tools are in the basement.
956
00:38:58,038 --> 00:38:59,172
- I'm not a Boy Scout.
957
00:38:59,205 --> 00:39:02,909
- Owning a global security firm
means I gotta be global.
958
00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:05,110
- Addie's parent-teacher
conferences are Tuesday.
959
00:39:05,111 --> 00:39:06,812
- Then go be the parent
at the school
960
00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,982
that I have to go to Dubai
to pay for.
961
00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:10,817
OK?
962
00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:18,425
[Perfume Genius & Empress Of's
"When I'm With Him"]
963
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:22,762
* *
964
00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:24,798
- * You found me lost *
965
00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:28,168
* Loved me like
a desert rain *
966
00:39:28,201 --> 00:39:30,203
* I tried, I fought *
967
00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:33,807
* But I just don't
feel the same *
968
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,942
* I feel possessed *
969
00:39:35,975 --> 00:39:39,579
* I speak but can't express *
970
00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:41,815
* I lay in bed *
971
00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:46,586
* Replaying life
we once lived *
972
00:39:46,619 --> 00:39:49,489
* Dime d๏ฟฝnde voy *
973
00:39:49,522 --> 00:39:51,691
* Dime d๏ฟฝnde fui *
974
00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:56,563
* I'm going back and forth
like branches in the breeze *
975
00:39:56,596 --> 00:39:57,964
* *
976
00:39:57,997 --> 00:40:03,636
* I feel like I'm the outside
looking in *
977
00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:07,741
* When I'm with him *
978
00:40:07,774 --> 00:40:11,711
* I don't know
how to love now *
979
00:40:11,745 --> 00:40:14,714
* I pretend *
980
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:17,684
* When I'm with him *
981
00:40:17,717 --> 00:40:20,220
- Yeah, finances,
the lease records,
982
00:40:20,253 --> 00:40:22,856
whatever dirt you can dig up.
983
00:40:22,889 --> 00:40:25,592
Well, I'm going to need a lot
to take the kids.
984
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:27,027
- * I feel possessed *
985
00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:31,498
* I can't help but repress *
986
00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:33,566
* All of the signs *
987
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,103
* Telling me I'm not fine *
988
00:40:37,104 --> 00:40:38,270
- Good morning, everyone.
989
00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:41,508
Hope you, uh, slept off
all that donated champagne.
990
00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:42,876
[all chuckling]
991
00:40:42,909 --> 00:40:46,913
So Monaco Under the Stars
was the biggest success
992
00:40:46,946 --> 00:40:48,948
in the history
of the Garden Society.
993
00:40:48,982 --> 00:40:50,817
- I guess Lady Luck
was on our side.
994
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:52,218
- So let's take a look
995
00:40:52,219 --> 00:40:54,086
at how we're going to use
the proceeds.
996
00:40:54,087 --> 00:40:56,589
- Where have you been?
- Don't worry about it.
997
00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,591
- I'm going to worry.
I have kids.
998
00:40:58,592 --> 00:41:00,159
- What did you do
with the phone?
999
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,629
- Our hands full
with the koi pond.
1000
00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:04,197
- Koi pond?
- Yeah.
1001
00:41:04,198 --> 00:41:06,198
It's going to double
as a reflecting pool,
1002
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:09,302
which will make us a shoo-in
for next season's cup.
1003
00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:11,938
- What about the garden?
1004
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,707
- We'll have to dig it up.
1005
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,709
- Uh, how much?
1006
00:41:15,710 --> 00:41:16,742
- All of it.
1007
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:19,179
- [gasps]
1008
00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:21,114
- Come on, I'll show you.
1009
00:41:21,147 --> 00:41:23,850
[pensive music]
1010
00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:26,986
[background chatter]
1011
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:31,091
* *
1012
00:41:31,124 --> 00:41:34,694
- Here's what you learn
when you plant a garden.
1013
00:41:34,728 --> 00:41:36,830
[distorted music]
1014
00:41:36,863 --> 00:41:38,832
- I don't want to go to jail.
1015
00:41:38,865 --> 00:41:41,201
* *
1016
00:41:41,234 --> 00:41:45,238
- All that beauty is just
a happy accident,
1017
00:41:45,271 --> 00:41:48,875
a random mix
of insects rotting
1018
00:41:48,908 --> 00:41:51,344
and compost decaying.
1019
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,046
* *
1020
00:41:53,079 --> 00:41:56,916
So to make a garden grow,
1021
00:41:56,950 --> 00:42:00,020
something has to die.
1022
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:06,659
[dramatic music]
1023
00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:09,662
- [vocalizing]
1024
00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:16,770
* *
1025
00:42:16,820 --> 00:42:21,370
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