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Tonight at 11:00...
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Doom!
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Boy, that thing's big.
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Fry, is my colossal eye too big?
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No, it's what makes you you.
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But it's so round,
so hideously round.
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Leela, listen.
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You're the most beautiful
woman I've ever known.
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Oh. So you only care
about my looks?
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No, I... what?
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Finally, new New York
got a blast of class today
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as Nikolai, playboy ruler
of the robo-Hungarian empire,
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arrived aboard his extravagant
caviar-powered yacht.
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I am just a humble emperor
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with a big, big crown!
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Of course I'm not
planning to steal that crown!
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True. What?
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I've always dreamed
of being an emperor.
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You know, for Halloween,
and then forever.
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But heisting those jewels
would be difficult.
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You'd be stupid to try.
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I'll need accomplices.
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A sexy vamp to distract
and tie up the guard.
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Neveh
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a claw man to slip past
the metal detector
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and cut the alarm wires.
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Sorry, I'm set for
life after that last job.
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And finally, a chump,
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to be caught on video
and later arrested.
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As I told you on
sucker-punch day,
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I'm through being a chump.
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Of course, it would all require
split-second robotic timing.
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That's where I come in.
You see, I own a watch.
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There. This time I'm sure
I've fixed the mind switcher.
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Good, I'm sick of cleaning up
those heaps of dead monkeys.
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But why would you want
your mind in a new body?
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Well, as a man
enters his 18th decade,
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he thinks back on the
mistakes he's made in life.
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Like the heaps of dead monkeys?
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Science cannot move forward
without heaps!
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No, what I regret is the
youth I wasted playing it safe.
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I wasted my youth porking out.
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Yes, I remember.
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Would you please take that down?
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It's making me hungry.
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Funny, I could use a little
extra meat on my bones.
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Wait a second!
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If we switched bodies, I
could live life to the extreme,
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and you could indulge
your demonic food lust.
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We're just the people this
mind switcher was made for by us!
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Wait, can I still
change my mind?
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Let's find out.
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It didn't
work, you doddering old...
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Ah! Cartilage!
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Dude, I bid you
a fond cowabunga.
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I'm off to laugh at the reaper.
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Look out, world, here I...
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I'm sorry, Amy, but your
body's not up to the task.
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Also, I don't care for these
boobs flapping every which way.
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Now, quit your Bologna-gargling
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and let's switch back
into our original bodies.
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Body-switching, eh?
Mayhap the heist is back on.
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Who needs accomplices, if
I can just use their bodies?
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Professor, what's not happening?
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Bad news, me.
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I failed to take into account
the cerebral immune response.
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You idiot!
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Once two bodies
have switched minds,
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they can never switch back.
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However, perhaps they can.
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Maybe we can swap back
using a third body
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for temporary storage space.
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I'm 60% storage space.
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You are? L_mmm?
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Well, I'm off to the royal yacht
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for a quick seduce-and-snatch.
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See you! Now, then, Amy
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we'll simply switch bodies,
and then we'll...
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We'll...
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No, I'd be back in my body,
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but then you and bender
would be switched.
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And the Amy and bender bodies can't
trade minds again, since they just did.
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Oh, no!
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Is it possible to
get everyone back
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to normal using
four or more bodies?
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I'm not sure.
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I'm afraid we need to use
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math.
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Stupid air-needing lungs.
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The crown jewels.
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Now I just have to locate
the guard and seduce him in...
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Fourseconds?
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Guard: Who goes there?
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Three, two, one.
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Hello, big boy.
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Shence! I am basil,
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the emperor's cousin
and chief of his royal guard.
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And I shall not
be seduced by a...
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Isaid...
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Professor? What's the matter?
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I'm Amy. The professor
and I switched bodies.
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Oh, lord.
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All I wanted was to
gorge myself a little,
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but I can't digest anything
with these false teeth
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and this hit-or-miss colon.
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At least you get a senior
discount at the movies.
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I hate paying $14 to see
Nicolas cage solve things.
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If you want to save $2,
we could switch bodies.
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Hmm. We can always
switch back, right?
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Hey, Leela.
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Mmm. What smells saturated?
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Deep-fried ice cream sandwich
wrapped in frosting and lightly baconed.
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Whoa. That sounds like
something Amy would say and eat.
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I am Amy. Leela and I used the
professor's mind-switching machine.
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So Leela's in your body?
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Not exactly.
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Aha! You do only
like me for my body!
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That is entirely not true, sir!
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Now to go switch bodies with
zoidberg, sneak past the metal detector
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and clip the alarm wires,
ahinlessthan_.
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Ten minutes ago? Oh!
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Uh, could you come back
when my chump gets here?
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Now, then, what is a filthy human
doing aboard my royal yacht?
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With all due respect, your
majesty, I'm a robot like you.
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I just switched bodies
with some bimbo.
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Go ahead, ask me something
only a robot would know.
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A reverse turing test, eh?
Very good.
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What is the square root of nine?
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Uh, hold on, let me
just get out a pencil.
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Okay, look, I'm not that
kind of robot. I'm more this kind of robot.
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He steps forwards
but moves backwards.
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By the gods! He is a machine!
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No, that won't
restore everyone, either.
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Besides, I don't want
my decrepit old body back!
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I'm running away with this invincible
robot body and joining something.
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Look, I paid for 15 robot
clowns per cubic meter of car,
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and you're barely giving me
12. Now, crumple up and get in...
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And fasten your seatbelts.
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Come on!
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Good day.
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I am nonchalanto,
the robot daredevil.
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And my dream is to risk my
life in strange and original ways.
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Hmm. You don't look
so foolhardy to me.
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That's the dumbest thing
anybody's ever done.
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You're hired!
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So you're a common
bending robot,
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with a human peasant roommate?
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Oh, crap, that is what I am!
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No, bender, I envy you.
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I'm so bored with all
these pretentious trappings.
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The jewels, the parties,
the beautiful robo-women.
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Hello.
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My fiancee, Princess flavia.
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Dearest, meet bender. He's a robot in
the body of a Chinese martian physicist.
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How tedious.
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Oh, to escape this
gilded cage for a day.
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You know, we could trade bodies.
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I could take over
the humdrum royal stuff,
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and you could be
a regular Joe for a day.
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Or more. Much more.
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In that horrid non-robot
body? Sir, I have my standards.
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Ah, but what if I could put you in
my fabulous bending-robot body?
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Me, posing
as a lowly bending unit?
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How wicked!
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But wait, I'm supposed to give
a speech at the UN. Tomorrow.
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Can I trust you to do it?
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You can trust anything.
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So now Leela's all crotchety
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because she thinks I'm not
attracted to her in the professor's body.
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You aren't, are you?
Of course not!
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But I was willing to lie about
it. What more can a man do?
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A man can give her a toke
of her own medicine.
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Yes! I could put my mind
into a hideous body
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and show Leela she's
not attracted to me.
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But it would have to be a
really, really disgusting body.
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Friends! Friends! I've got
barnacles on my tuchus.
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The long search is over.
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Wait here and earn interest
while I find my robot body.
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Professor?
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Leela. Amy?
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Benden have you seen my body?
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I think the professor's in it.
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Yeah, he said something
about running away.
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Then he ran away.
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What? Whither?
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What am I gonna do?
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I got an emperor all
patsied up to switch bodies,
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but only with another robot!
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Washbucket full.
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Scruffy's work here is done.
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Now
to find emperor Von richendoof.
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Now to find scruffy.
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Switch bodies?
I don't see why not.
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I also don't see why.
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In your face, Leela.
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If you're a bender, why is
your body full of fetid water?
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If you're an emperor,
why don't you shut up?
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Move it, fry!
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Vveh, solong. Wait!
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00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,502
Point me to my
normal human roommate!
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That's him there. Maybe.
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Got to go!
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Robot?
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Yes, 'tis I, bender.
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Do you not recognize
your own best friend?
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Aha! The guy in this body
has a friend!
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Bender, old pal!
It's me, the fry!
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00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:31,775
But then Nicolas cage discovered
the real treasure was his family.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Hey, Leela, look!
I'm in zoidberg!
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Fry?
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You're not so shallow
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that you find me repulsive
because of my body, are you?
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Not at all.
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Amy? Stop it!
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Fry, help! She's turning
me into a parade float.
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Ew! Look at her!
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Oh. So you're so shallow
that my body disgusts you
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if it puts on
a little extra weight?
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That wasn't
a little extra weight.
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Admit it! You don't care
about the inner me at all!
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00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,273
No, you admit it!
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You'd be ashamed
to be seen in public
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with someone as hideous as me!
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Would not! Oh, yeah?
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Then I challenge you to a
romantic dinner at elzar's tonight.
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It's on.
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Sweet orca of majorca!
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You make fat Albert look
like normal Albert!
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I don't know what to do.
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00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,755
Do you think I
should eat more butter?
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I am putting a stop
to this right now!
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Come on. We're switching bodies.
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Hermes, no!
I'll ruin your body, too!
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Three decades of the munchies
beat you to it.
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Big Bertha: You make
quite a show, young man.
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00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,538
You remind me of myself
as a young Cannon.
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Big Bertha is
the circus's grande dame.
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She shoots robots
through the air.
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Excuse me. Too much goulash.
241
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I've always wanted
to be shot out of something.
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How about a quick
blast after lunch?
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Alas, a fine big one like you
would shatter my barrel.
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But, ah, to amaze
the crowd once more.
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I understand
the problems of age,
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but suppose I could
put you in a new body?
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Never! My body may be old,
but it is mine,
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and every crack a memory of
heavy things shot a long way.
249
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,158
Good day!
250
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:56,503
I have everything I ever
wanted. Money, wealth, riches.
251
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,463
Yet something's missing.
252
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,757
A hot Princess with
whom to get grizzly.
253
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,885
Hello. Heho, baby!
254
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,014
Huh? Hey, what's going on here?
255
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,975
And why are you kissing my
dashing cousin instead of me?
256
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,185
Nikolai, you imperial fool.
257
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,771
We've been having
an affair for 700 years.
258
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:18,108
At long last, I shall kill
you, blame the burglar
259
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,027
and inherit the throne.
260
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,202
Farewell, Nikolai.
261
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,871
Wait! I'm not Nikolai!
262
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,790
I'm bender, the fabulous
body-switching burglar.
263
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,796
So you are. However,
you do have Nikolai's body,
264
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,339
and that's the part
we want to kill.
265
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:56,855
Great food, huh?
266
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,441
Ew!
267
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,068
I'm sorry, Leela.
268
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,862
I hope that didn't make you
ashamed to be seen with me.
269
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,823
No, it only makes
you more attractive.
270
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,576
Ew!
271
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,331
Oh! Did my bodily
infirmity embarrass you?
272
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,415
Not at all.
273
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,668
It's just another thing that
makes you a very special lady.
274
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,003
You mean, like my penis?
275
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,342
Admit it! You're disgusted by me!
276
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,886
No, you're disgusted by me!
277
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,138
I'm as attracted to
you as I've ever been!
278
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,306
Prove it!
279
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:43,360
Well, bender, here's our
apartment that we live in every day.
280
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,864
A floor? We live like kings!
281
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,407
Kings? Silence!
282
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,409
Like you, I'm a common lout.
283
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,286
Now fetch me some
working-class cognac
284
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,831
from our Brandy storeroom
that you know how to find.
285
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,632
Relax, bender.
286
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,218
I'll dry up that leak
with this heating box.
287
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,808
Ah, cigars.
Light me up, old friend.
288
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,114
There you are, emperor Nikolai.
289
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,949
It's time for your
speech to the UN.
290
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,492
What now?
291
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,291
Miss wong?
292
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,710
No, scruffy, I am washbucket.
293
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,213
I love you. Washbucket
has always loved you.
294
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,593
This is wrong, washbucket.
295
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,262
Oh, it would be
sweet for a while,
296
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,056
but in the back of our minds,
we'd know that I'm a man
297
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,600
and you're janitorial equipment.
298
00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,228
In another city,
we could be anyone we want!
299
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,439
Go. Go now,
300
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,065
before I beg you to stay.
301
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:21,291
Please welcome an insane
dictator, and one heck of a bowler,
302
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,877
emperor Nikolai!
303
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,131
Thanks, Nixon. How we doing?
304
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,966
Woman: I love you, your majesty!
305
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,135
Shut up, madame ambassador!
I know it!
306
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,511
Anyhow,
307
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,391
I'd now like to digress
from my prepared remarks
308
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,726
to say I'm done!
309
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,065
Ladies and gentlemen,
this robot is an impostor!
310
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,863
I shall enjoy this.
311
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,573
Not me!
312
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,619
That devil, basil,
will kill our emperor.
313
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,996
You're robo-Hungarian?
314
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,416
Yes. Our nation's
chief export is carnies.
315
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,795
If only there were some way
I could get to the UN. To help.
316
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,631
There is. Get in, nonchalanto.
317
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,758
Beflha, no! It would kill you!
318
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,636
I have not so much
time left anyhow.
319
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,765
But you could get a new body!
You could have a rich, full life!
320
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:22,269
I am trying to have
a rich, full life!
321
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,110
Long live robo-Hungary!
322
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,122
Me! Thank god you've come!
323
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,918
This is for big Bertha!
324
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,381
That is not what I meant
to give you for big Bertha.
325
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,760
That was nice.
326
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,178
Oh, yeah.
327
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,687
Ow! Ow!
328
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,908
Whoever you are, you're the
bravest robot I've ever seen.
329
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,619
I like killing brave things.
330
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:25,123
Good! Because I've got
20 of them per cubic meter.
331
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,464
When I grow up,
I want to be a diplomat!
332
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,721
Well, if there's one thing
I've learned, it's a lesson.
333
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:41,222
I believe this belongs to you.
334
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,810
I shall sell it to
help the common folk,
335
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,854
now that I understand
their misery.
336
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,105
Yeah, good luck with that.
337
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,525
I must say, hermes, you've
got a smoking-hot body.
338
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,486
I was inspired by Amy.
339
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,614
Wow! How'd you do it? Well,
340
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,700
there I was at elzar's,
eating a nice pork sundae,
341
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,786
and suddenly,
I just lost my appetite.
342
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,455
Forever.
343
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,624
Q to the e to the d!
344
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:12,379
So it is possible for us all to
get back to our original bodies?
345
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,214
Stone-cold munching, prof.
346
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:17,133
Sweet Clyde, characterize
your inversion theorem.
347
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,512
Basically, no matter how
permuted-up your minds are,
348
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,681
they can be restored using,
at most, two extra players.
349
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:28,895
And they say pure math
has no real-world applications!
350
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,197
Everybody back in their zones?
351
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,657
Yes sir! Yes!
352
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:44,494
Ah! My body may be old,
but it is mine.
353
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,246
Brilliant work, Clyde!
354
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,999
You'll win the NBA's highest
academic honor for this.
355
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,918
Also, I'm making you a Duke.
356
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,337
So long, filthy commoners!
357
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,547
Iadios!
358
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,592
And I'm left with the
real jewels safely inside...
359
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,137
His compartment?
360
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,682
All right.
I'll need accomplices.
361
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,047
English - us - psdh
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