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Item one... duck!
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Cubert, you crapscallion!
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Why aren't you in school?
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I couldn't get past
the protestors.
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A bunch of smiling, angry people
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were handing out
these anti-evolution flyers.
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Evolution is under attack
in our schools?
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To the science mobile!
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You mean the ship?
Yes. The science mobile!
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It's just that you've never
called it that before, but okay.
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I don't understand evolution,
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and I have to protect my kids
from understanding it!
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We will not give in
to the thinkers!
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You people are as loud
as you are ignorant.
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Now, get back on your
turnip trucks and go home!
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That is an insultingly
accurate stereotype, sir!
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As a professor of science,
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I assure you that we did, in fact,
evolve from filthy monkey-men!
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I cannot speak for you, sir,
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but my ancestors
were not monkeys.
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They were orangutans.
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Hard-working,
patriotic orangutans.
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Dr. Banjo?
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In the fur.
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And I remind you that
evolution is merely a theory,
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like gravity,
or the shape of the earth.
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Hey, professor, I'm a
flying spaghetti monster.
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You seriously believe I'm descended
from some kind of flightless manicotti?
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Oh, please. Yes!
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A far more logical
explanation is
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the undisprovable
science of creatureism.
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All life was created in its
present form 7,000 years ago
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by a fantastical creature
from outer space!
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Bunk! Oh!
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If your elitist east coast
evolution is real,
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why has no one found
the missing link
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between modern humans
and ancient apes?
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We did find it.
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It's called homo erectus.
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Then you have proven
my case, sir,
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for no one has found the link
between apes and this homo erectus.
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Yes, they have!
It's called homo habilis.
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Ah-ha!
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But no one has found
the missing link
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between ape and this
so-called homo habilis.
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Yes, they have!
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It's called
australopithecus africanus!
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Oh-ho! I've got you now.
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Fair enough, but where,
then, is the missing link
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between apes
and this darwinius masillae?
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Answer me that, professor!
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Okay, granted, that one
missing link is still missing,
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but just because we haven't
found it doesn't mean it doesn't exist!
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Things don't exist simply
because you believe in them.
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Thus sayeth the almighty
creature in the sky!
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Farnsworth: I'll show that
banana-swilling poop-slinger!
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We just need to find
that last missing link.
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I found a missing link. It seems
to be half man, half toucan.
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Not what we're looking for.
Throw it in the soup.
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And here's something.
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Uh-oh. It's another one
of fry's dogs.
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You find something, hermes?
Ah, no.
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I hate chiseling
right after a manicure.
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Oh! Darn it! I broke
off one of my fingers!
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Look, cubefl.
The neck on this one.
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I bet he spent
a fortune on ties!
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What, too soon?
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I highly doubt a Jurassic
elaphrosaurid had access to neckwear.
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I knew I should have gone with
the ring-around-the-collarjoke.
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Hey, look!
I found a robot fossil!
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That's a bedspring,
you dumb bedspring!
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There are no robot fossils.
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What? Who says I didn't evolve?
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Everybody!
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Robots were created quite
recently. It was in all the papers.
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Then explain this!
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Farnsworth: I've hit
a rich vein of missing links.
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Java man, piltdown man,
manfred mann.
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Eureka!
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It's the elusive
missing missing link.
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This will show banjo,
once and for all.
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All: Yeah!
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What the...
Amy: Oh, that's mine.
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Hmm. My tux doesn't fit.
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Probably because I've grown
so much since I last wore it.
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Or evolved, one might say.
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One might not say that.
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Your tux doesn't fit because
you stole it from a boy.
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You mean a man.
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It was his bar mitzvah.
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Welcome, museum members.
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Or, as I like to call you,
future exhibits.
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He's good.
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Tonight we have a new resident
here in the hall of hominids,
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generously donated by its
discoverer, Hubert Farnsworth.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
homo Farnsworth.
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Once again,
science saves the day.
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The end.
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And now, to discuss the scientific
implications of this discovery,
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our new museum curator,
Dr. Banjo!
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Thank you, professor
Farnsworth, for your generous gift,
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which has, once and for all,
disproven evolution.
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Behold! Homo Farnsworth,
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frolicking with dinosaurs
at the moment of creation.
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I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.
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Farnsworth: Faster! Faster!
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Just drop me off
at that asteroid over there.
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Wow, this planetoid
is completely lifeless.
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Not lifeless enough!
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Set up my shack so I
can kick you out of it!
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Professor, is this
your only water source?
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It looks like diet Dr. Pepper.
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It's not that bad. It's just
laden with toxic minerals.
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But not for long.
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What's in the tube?
Microscopic nanobots.
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They're tiny robots I designed
to eat up nasty irritants.
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Speaking of nasty irritants,
what's gonna become of cubert?
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Who? Oh, my son.
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Don't worry. He's been safely
abandoned with his godfather.
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Cubert, I felt we needed
some father-son bonding time,
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so I found a couple of baseball
gloves and boiled them up for lunch.
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Why don't you just go to hell!
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Wait! We still have to
discuss the facts of life.
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What are they?
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Okay, I finished moving
the last grand piano.
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Now can we have our pizza?
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You'll get your damn
pizza, you parasite!
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First, let's see if my nanobots
have purified the water yet.
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The water's as sterile
as my milkman-trusting father.
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But what's this?
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The nanobots have
gotten more complex.
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What's that you say?
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Those robots evolved
all by themselves, you say?
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It wasn't by themselves.
I put them there.
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I'm a genius. Get over it!
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Hey, look. Now they got bigger.
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Farnsworth: Good heavens!
Trilobots!
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Oh, no! My sunglasses
were in there!
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Get off!
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Let's get the pizza out of here!
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Look, there's a cave-like hole
in that mountain.
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It might be a cave.
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Leela: Does anyone have
a lighter?
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Bender: Hang on.
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Okay, we have shelter
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and just enough precious food
to ward off starvation.
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It's pizza time!
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Pineapple?
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Oh, man! So much for that.
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Hello. I remembered
you liked superheroes,
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so I painted you a mural
on your wall.
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This is father-man.
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He fights crime to
earn son-boy's respect.
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Is it working? This is sucky!
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You suck! Who taught you to do
three-point perspective?
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I could make a better mural
with my butt!
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Father-man away.
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Nothing like a cave
for a good night's sleep.
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So, what do we got to eat that's
not poisoned with pineapple?
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I packed plenty of food, but
it's all in dehydrated pill form.
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Then we need water
from that pond.
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We'll have to fight our way
past the trilobots.
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Go! Go! Hit anything that moves!
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Whoa. Wow.
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Amy: A whole forest
grew overnight.
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All these trees are robotic.
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I can't believe how quickly
they sprung up.
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I can. Robots do everything
faster, including evolving
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and believing how
quickly things spring up.
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One thing about Bristol-Myers
squibb, they know how to cook a steak.
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Hey, look at me.
I'm the Ty-d-bol man.
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I own a yacht,
and everybody poops on me!
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Help! Police!
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Everybody grab a club.
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Oh, big, tough water guy, why
don't you come up here on land and...
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Look out for the next thing!
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Great Scott, a tricycle-tops.
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Throw down,
dinosaurs of the land and sea.
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This is a cool way to die!
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Dr. Zoidberg?
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I'm sorry for treating
you like a total zoidberg...
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I mean, loser.
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Go on.
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It's just that
I get bullied a lot.
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I guess I kind of make fun of
people as a defense mechanism.
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Hey, cubert,
is that your family mansion?
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Why don't you ask your mom?
She's coming over for a sex visit.
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Don't worry, I know
how to handle bullies.
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Just pretend like
you're pathetic.
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Help, I'm scared! I wet myself.
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I'm crying like a baby
and I'm soaking in pee,
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but what else is new?
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The pee-babies peed themselves.
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I'm off to pottery class,
dorkwads.
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And that's that.
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Whoa! You're like some
kind of dumpster jedi.
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So, you want to come in maybe?
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I've got a nice pound cake
with a footprint on it.
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Don't eat my butt!
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If this is anything like killing
that pigeon on my balcony,
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we've got our work
cut out for us.
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Look out, a solar flare!
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What the shmell happened?
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A mass extinction.
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That solar flare created a
huge electromagnetic pulse
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that, while harmless
to organic life,
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short-circuited
the robo-dinosaurs.
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Convenient.
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Only puny mammal-like robots
cowering in caves
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could survive such
a catastrophe.
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Guys, guys!
I taught myself to knit.
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Wait a moment.
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If we could scavenge the right
parts from these robo-dinos,
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I might be able to construct
a rudimentary spaceship
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to get us off this planet!
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Oh, well, it took almost
two hours, but it's finished.
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Now let's go to sleep.
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It's solar powered, so we
can't take off unfilsunnse.
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Well, let's find something
comfy to bed down on.
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Hey, looky here.
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Hermes: Sweet robot swan
of Botswana!
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Looks like the fittest did a
little surviving last night, huh?
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Whatever.
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Hey, looky there.
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Those robo-cavemen have
kidnapped our human regular-women.
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We gotta save them!
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But the only weapon we have
is my fan dance.
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Hmm. I believe I can fashion a
slingshot using this robot wishbone
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and this elastic from my pants.
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I think they want wives,
so just play along.
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If it doesn't work out,
we'll still get half their rocks.
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I can earn my own rocks.
Also, I don't want any rocks.
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Well, it took almost 12 hours,
but it's finished.
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Hermes: It's too dark now,
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but first thing tomorrow,
we'll slingshot them
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like they've never
been slangshat.
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What's going on?
How did we save you?
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It was the weirdest thing.
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We went to sleep, and when we
woke up, our cave husbands were gone.
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I'm gonna miss Spencer.
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Don't be afraid, little guys.
I'm not going to hurt you.
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Nice net.
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You can speak?
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Dread my locks!
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A fully-evolved robot human!
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I'm Dr. Widnar, a naturalist.
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And I'm bender, baby.
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My human slaves and I
come from a planet
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where organic life and
robotic life evolved side by side.
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Oh, shut up!
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Amazing.
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I've theorized that carbon-based,
fat-filled life could exist,
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but until today,
I never had any proof.
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Good for you.
Can we go home now?
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Welcome, museum members,
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or as I like to call you,
future exhibits.
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I now present
my latest discovery,
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the amazing non-mechanical
man, homo Farnsworth.
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Thank you.
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I must say, I'm so proud to
see what you've blossomed into
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since I first created
your ancestors.
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What? I thought you knew.
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You all evolved from some
filth-gobbling nanobots I designed.
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I dumped them in one of
your ponds a few days ago.
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But this is creationist talk.
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He speaks lies!
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The earth was created
in eons, not days.
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Yes, relative to you,
it was eons,
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but, well, look at this hologram
I took the day before yesterday
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of a robot frolicking
with a robo-dinosaur.
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I don't want to live
on this planet anymore.
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You're under arrest
for crimes against science.
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Could you drag me
by the restroom?
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Man: Go back to roboklahoma!
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Order! In the matter of
everyone v. Farnsworth,
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the alleged creationist faces
a sentence of death by melting.
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Who is representing the accused?
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I am. I am, your honor.
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Bender, what the hell
are you doing?
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Shut up, I'm billing
you by the hour!
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Besides, I'm a robot,
they'll listen to me.
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Ladytrons and gentlebots...
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Objection. In the absence of pants,
defense's suspenders serve no purpose.
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I'm going to allow them for now.
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Thank you. Your honor,
this meat-man does not deny
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that we robots are the
glorious product of evolution.
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He claims only to have played a small
role in supplying the initial machinery.
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I ask you, is that so crazy?
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Yes, it's completely crazy,
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and that is why you must find
him not guilty by reason of insanity!
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Objection! I'm not crazy.
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I created you all,
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and I came here in a homemade
spaceship and lived in a cave.
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If you don't believe me,
ask my uncle.
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Prosecutor,
your opening statement?
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Yeah, honey,
I'll be home for dinner.
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The prosecution rests,
your honor.
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Very well.
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We will reconvene when
the jury reaches a verdict.
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Son, youin
a whole mess of trouble.
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What?
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Judge: Has the jury reached
a verdict?
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Man: No, we have not,
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for we have evolved to a
higher state of consciousness.
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In the grand scheme, all
physical beings are but yokels.
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Now, settle your petty
squabbles and get the hell out.
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That'll be $10,000.
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Well, digital photographs
don't lie.
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I admit that what you witnessed
may have been some form of evolution.
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I'm glad you agree, Dr. Banjo.
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Evolution set in motion by a
wise and all-knowing creator.
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You.
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Well, I don't know
about all-knowing.
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And I admit it's possible,
however unlikely,
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that some wise
and all-knowing alien monster
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set evolution in motion
here on earth.
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Oh, oh, and the creator
could also be a robot.
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Then who built
this so-called creator robot?
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Some magical bearded robot
in the sky?
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I guess that would
be stupid. Never mind.
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Then it's settled.
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Finally, a world in which
I'm happy to raise my son.
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Good, 'cause I'm sick of him.
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I'm serious.
He's a terrible person.
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