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Announcer: Cash, cash,
cash for your bones!
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Too many bones? Not
enough cash? Call cash bone!
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Ribs, skulls, spines,
even certain tiny ear bones.
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The leg bone's connected
to the cash bone!
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Aw! Nibbler made
a bobo for mama.
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I'll pick it up with my
supey-dupey poopy scoopy.
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Core magnetic field,
31 microteslas.
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Nice.
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Temperature? Whoa!
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The magma p.I. Is
10,000 degrees seheck!
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Leela, I am collecting data.
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Could you dump that
somewhere else?
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Not really. It's highly volatile
dark matter and some corn.
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But I'm presenting
my thesis tomorrow,
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and I've barely
had time to prepare.
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Nonsense. You've been
my grad student for 12 years.
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You were ready six years ago.
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What?
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I probably should have told you.
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Anyway, the important thing
is to be relaxed tomorrow.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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Do what you young
people do to unwind.
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Take a joyride in yourjalopy.
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Wear a t-shirt and
eat a fish stick. Go!
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Okay, amigos, one teensy
drink to help Amy relax.
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All: Hear, hear!
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Hmm.
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I guess I'm still
kind of nervous.
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One more teensy drink
to help Amy relax.
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Still a little nervous?
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She's a nervous wreck!
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Well, I may not have a man,
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but at least I've got
you, poopsie-doodle.
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Leela, it's time
you and I had a talk.
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A talk? You can't break up
with me. You're my pet!
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As much as I enjoy being the
object of your misplaced affections,
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I am also a highly
sophisticated being
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who longs for
intelligent conversation.
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Aw! Is shnookums not
feeling shtimuwated?
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An understatement,
to say the least.
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It's time you treated
me with respect.
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If you want to be treated like
a fellow crew member, fine,
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but no more purse rides,
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and no more dressing you
up in your cute little sailor suit.
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I keep telling you that's
my real naval uniform.
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Your place or mine?
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Both. But first, this place.
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Ooh! Room for one more?
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I thought I set you for 7:15!
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Female voice: Sorry, I
hooked up with bender last night.
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Dude was all over
my snooze button.
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But my doctoral exam
is in 10 minutes. On Mars!
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Ew! Kif, did you
yack on the floor?
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Yes, I did.
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Where's your candidate,
Farnsworth?
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I have a long list of
students to humiliate today.
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You're late, miss wong.
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Oh, god, this is like
one of those nightmares!
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Here, take my lab coat.
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Allow me to introduce
your examining committee
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in descending order
of grumpiness.
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Professor ogden wernstrom.
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Wernstrom.
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Katz: Downtown professor oprplied
physics, Ethan "bubblegum" Tate.
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I see by your curriculum
vitae that you're a sagittarius.
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Katz: And professor
fisherprice shpeekenshpell.
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Male voice: The cow says...
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He proved that 50 years ago, and
he's been coasting on it ever since.
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I am the esteemed professor Morris
katz, and you are wasting my time.
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Proceed.
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Imagine, if you will...
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Oh, god.
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A gigantic spherical generator, one
that could provide unlimited energy
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because it's essentially
in perpetual motion.
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Young lady, have
you been drinking?
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Well, yes,
but that's not revelant.
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I'm talking about earth.
Earth's the generator.
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Suppose this basketball
is the whole world.
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To many young men
in the inner city, it is.
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As it spins, it's producing
an enormous magnetic field.
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If we could use that field
to generate electric current,
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we could actually harness the earth's
rotational ener... ener...
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Yes, tapping the
earth's ener-kerchoo.
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Go on.
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Sorry, I'm
super-allergic to cats.
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Professor katz,
would you mind...
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Miss wong, I mind everything.
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You just need to polarize the
earth's core with a huge static charge
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by ratcheting superconducting
wire down into...
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Sorry.
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Enough. The committee members
will now vote yea or nay.
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Nay. Nay.
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Hell, nay.
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Male voice: The horse
says, "doctorate denied."
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It's okay, Amy.
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I don't have
a fancy degree either,
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but today I'm a prominent boy
in the package delivery field.
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Now that I am a full
and equal member of the crew,
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I pledge my loyalty,
my perspicacity
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and, dare I say it,
my friendship.
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Leela, muzzle that skunk.
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We can't stop a meeting
for some cute, fuzzy, little...
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Hey, look, a kitty cat.
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You again?
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Get away,
you mangy ball of histamines.
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You leave kitty cat alone!
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All: Kitty cat.
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People, please, I'm
trying to run a business,
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so I get to hold kitty.
Here, puss, puss...
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No, me. Over here.
I wanna hold him.
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Its anus looks like an asterisk.
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Captain fuzzy toes
reporting for duty. I mean, cutie.
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My best friend died
in that uniform.
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I hate that cat!
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If I had a spray bottle,
I'd give him such a spritzing.
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I'll tell you one thing,
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nothing acts that cute
without some ulterior motive.
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Aw! You want your dipey changed?
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We'll have to watch
its every move.
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Powder, please.
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Here's my new theory:
That is one adorable cat.
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I guess I was just jealous.
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I do miss being
Leela's shnookums.
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I'm going to apologize
and hope for a pity pet.
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Yes, my lord.
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Amy and nibbler
are a tewwible thweat.
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They must be spayed
and neutered, wespectivewy.
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The cat is evil! We have proof!
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It was summoning a saucer.
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Of course it wanted
a saucer, you idiot.
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A saucer of dewicious cweam.
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You fool, this isn't
about the cream!
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It's pwonounced "cweam"!
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I'm petting mine
down to the bone.
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Just stwoke its fwuffy fur.
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Scwatch its fwubby chin.
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Fweeble its fwooby pwow.
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All: Pet it. Pet it.
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Pet it. Pet it.
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No, no!
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Pet it. Pet it.
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All: Peth. Petm
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Nibbler: What do cats need
with that much yarn and cobalt?
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They're doing something
downstairs. We've got to find out what.
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Where do you think
you're going, no-cat?
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The basement. I think I
left the air hockey table on.
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Without a cat,
you ain't going nowhere.
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Can you at least tell us
what's going on down there?
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We're certainly not
building something sinister,
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if that's what you're implying.
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Now, come on, bender,
something sinister won't build itself.
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Professor katz's
last name is katz.
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Do you think he has
something to do with these cats?
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The conclusion is as
inescapable as it is moronic.
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I say we pay him a visit,
and if he won't talk to us,
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he'll talk to Smith & Wesson
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Or, perhaps,
consolidated head melter.
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Professor katz, we want answers!
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I warn you, if I have to
get cute, it's gonna get ugly.
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He's dead!
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Wait. What are these
strings on his lap?
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What the... he isn't dead.
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He's one of those
dog-operated puppets
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that's been adapted
for use by a cat!
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So, I had my doctorate
denied by that fuzzball?
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Bad kitty!
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Amy: They actually built the
planetary ratchet from my thesis!
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Uh-oh!
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What the...
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Well, look what
the me dragged in.
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You can talk!
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You can talk?
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How ironic.
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Two hyper-intelligent beings both
pretending to be simple house pets.
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Say, do you know obliteron?
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He pretends to be
a hamster, but...
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Yeah, that's really great. Could
you please tell us what's going on?
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What? Oh! Right.
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You see, my associates and I
are from the ninth planet
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of the star you call thuban.
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Long ago, life there was ideal.
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The sun provided
plenty of warm, dozy light.
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The chicken-salmon roamed free.
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Yet disaster loomed.
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Our planet's rotation
was gradually slowing.
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At first, it seemed beneficial.
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Long, dark nights for sleeping,
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long, sunny days for sleeping.
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But then it got too hot.
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And too cold.
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Our top scientists went to work.
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At last, they located a planet
with the necessary orientation
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and magnetic field to
harness its rotational energy.
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Eaflh! Indubflabw.
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Although we call it
blue blue shiny ball.
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In the area now known as Egypt,
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my people constructed a
giant, semi-octahedral antenna
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to beam earth's rotational
energy to thuban.
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Amy: The great pyramid at giza!
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Katz: Yes. The Egyptians
viewed us as gods,
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but ironically,
that was our downfall.
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They pampered us with feasts
most fancy and victuals most tender.
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We grew fat and domesticated.
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Thousands of years passed,
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and our home world was
nearing total destruction.
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Man: Shut up!
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But the technology
to save our planet was lost.
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Lost, that is, until I heard
you speak at Mars university.
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So, you called my thesis a fat
sack of barf, and then you stole it?
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Welcome to academia.
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He intends to siphon off
earth's rotational energy!
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Earth will come
to a stop, and...
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Half of you will cook,
and half of you will freeze.
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Earth will be one big mcdlt. We
just got that commercial lastyean
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oh, yeah, smarty paws?
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You may have built the ratchet,
but you can't reach the core
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without 4,000 miles
of superconducting wire.
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The ball of yarn!
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Quite.
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Even so, you'd still need a
tremendously powerful static charge
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to trigger the process.
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Ever had a cat
rub up against you?
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If you're propositioning me,
I'm not interested.
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I'm talking about
the charge generated
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when 50,000 felines rub
against a single surface.
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Professor?
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Soon the world
will come to a stop,
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and there's nothing
you can do to stop it.
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The stopping of the world,
that is. It's unstoppable.
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Excuse me.
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The earth is coming to a stop!
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Keep your eyes on
the kitties and push!
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These space cats seem to be employing
some form of hypnotic hyper-cuteness.
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Well, two can play at that
game. And one of them is me.
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Nibbler? Poopsie-doodle?
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Mr. Winkles, smudge-smudge.
Quick, dance with each other!
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All: Aw!
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Damn, they are good.
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We're coming to a full stop.
All cats, to your posts!
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Catastrophe beach party.
Scene one.
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Cue disaster effects,
and action!
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Cut! That extra looked at the
camera. We'll have to do it again.
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And now to transfer your
planet's rotational energy
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to my home world.
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00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,961
Well, now, this calls
for a celebration.
247
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,307
What's all this cat
hair on my sweater?
248
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,229
Why am I full of sand?
And tootsie rolls?
249
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,649
You were all under the spell
of those obnoxious space cats!
250
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,777
Enjoy being broiled
alive by the sun,
251
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,529
and also the dead bird
we've left in your slipper.
252
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,827
Quickly! If we turn
the ratchet the other way,
253
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,330
perhaps we can
restart the earth!
254
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,211
It won't turn.
Push harder, bender!
255
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,339
I can't! You should have
called my cousin, Turner.
256
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,759
It's hopeless.
257
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:16,429
Even in theory, the device can
only apply force in one direction.
258
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,474
Can someone open a window?
It's getting a little warm in here.
259
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,812
Is that better?
260
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,363
Shmeezus, it's hot!
261
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,241
Why'd I have to invent
that awful device?
262
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,330
Amy, technology isn't
intrinsically good or evil.
263
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,542
It's how it's used.
Like the death ray.
264
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,377
Maybe you're right.
265
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,547
I guess science has to keep
pushing forward with the hope that...
266
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,800
That's it! Pushing forward!
267
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,553
Professor, I know how
to restart the earth!
268
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,930
You can't
suddenly know something
269
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,474
just by assembling
a committee of words.
270
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:05,061
That's it!
I'll assemble your committee!
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00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,731
The ratchet
won't turn backwards,
272
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,025
but what if we kept
pushing it forward?
273
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,485
Earth would start turning again!
274
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,738
Yes, the wrong direction!
275
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:23,913
Gentlemen, ladies, let's
get this globe trotting.
276
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:31,463
It's working!
Just a little faster!
277
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,214
But we're plotzing here!
278
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:34,799
Then look at nibbler!
279
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,263
All: Aw!
280
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,778
On the whole, earth's
society is worthless.
281
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,738
But they do have
these things called
282
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,491
antique rugs that are
great for peeing on.
283
00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:13,797
Katz: Good show.
284
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:22,347
And though the world is now spinning
in the wrong direction, it's good enough.
285
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,723
Well done, Amy.
286
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,227
I'm honored to begrudgingly
present you with your Ph.D.
287
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,978
In applied physics.
288
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:33,191
Also, some kind of sportsmanship
award I had in my glove compartment.
289
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,946
Yay! I'm finally done with
school! How's the job market?
290
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,656
Rough.
291
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,325
Congratulations, Dr. Wong!
292
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,245
Congratulations.
293
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,081
Permission to come aboard?
294
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,999
Granted, shnookums.
295
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,260
Farnsworth: You've got
a bright future, Amy.
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As sure as the sun
sets in the east.
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00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,089
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