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Oh, I fear I may
not survive this war reenactment.
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I can't believe we're only
12 feet from the parking lot.
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This is every
bit as fun as the real civil war.
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Not the civil war, private.
We're reenacting the sith-il war.
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Sith? What the hoth?
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Enemy invaders!
Up in yonder sky!
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I am darth stroyer.
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Darth stroyer? That's the
stupidest name I've ever heard.
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Let's hear the rest.
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Darth trocious.
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Darth sploder.
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Darth urderer.
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Darth lt-head.
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Company, attack!
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Don't fire until you see
the Greens of their eyes!
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It saves on bullets.
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I shall rip out your heart
and show it to you.
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It is done.
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The candle that burns twice
as bright burns half as long.
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You're dead.
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No, I'm just very old.
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Whoa. That's good acting.
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It's payback time, sploder.
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Tell my mother to pick me up
outside quiznos.
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That's three dead.
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Let's pick up the pace, people.
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At this point in the actual war,
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the death to” was 98 million.
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You humans
and your fragile organs.
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One little stab to the goo,
and...
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You're dead, earth man.
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Cruel fate, I'm dead.
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They're putting me
in my Sunday suit
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and shoving me in a wooden box.
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Now they're lowering me
into the cold, cold ground.
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Hello, here come the worms.
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If you were really dead, you
wouldn't be laughing so hard.
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Yeah, death's a big deal
to you flesh bags.
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But in case you didn't
notice, I'm a robot.
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So? What if something heavy
fell on you, like a church?
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You could still die.
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Nuh-uh!
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My wireless backup unit
saves a copy of me every day.
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So, if my body gets killed,
big whoop,
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I just download
into another body.
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I'm immortal, baby.
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What? Then how come
you always scream
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so much when you're in danger?
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I never said iwasn't
a drama queen.
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And the winner of the war is...
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Let me just cross-check
my tabulation here.
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Factor in the corsages
for the widows...
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Hurry up, you
number-crunching crumb-nuncher!
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Everybody but me
is dying of old age!
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Okay.
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The winners, at a net cost of
only $12 per life out tragically short,
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our sith overlords!
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Yeah! Yes!
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Hot diggity. I mean,
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Supreme diggity.
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All: Good war,
good war, good war...
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It may have been a fake war,
but my scuffed knee is all too real.
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I've got pains in joints
I had removed a century ago.
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Bender, bring me my soft
chair with the wheels on it.
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Your wheelchair?
I don't need a wheelchair!
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The one with the wheels!
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Poor flimsy humans.
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Don't you wish you were
flawless like me?
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A towering inferno of
physical perfection?
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I hate to pop your blimp-like
ego, but you are not perfect.
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Am so. Are not.
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Istoo! Says who?
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Says the only human whose
opinion I even remotely respect.
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Inspector 5, the best
inspector a kid could want.
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The day I was built,
he looked me over,
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probably with tears
of pride in his eyes,
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and proclaimed to all the world,
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by means of this scrap of paper,
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that I was perfect and
infallible in every way.
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Hey, Mr. Perfect,
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you wet the chair.
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Huh? It wasn't me. Must be some
of that urine you're all so proud of.
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That's not urine. It's 0”.
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Impossible. I'm triple-sealed
to prevent any chance of...
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You call that an ink defense?
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Goodbye, friends.
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What could have caused the leak?
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Excessive heat, on
account of I'm so hot?
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Alas, no.
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Oh, bender, I'm afraid it's
a symptom of a fatal defect.
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Yeah, fatal, schmatal.
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If I die, I can just
download my backup copy
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into a new,
equally fabulous body.
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That's just it. You can't! You
were built without a backup unit!
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There's no backup copy of me?
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That's what I just said,
you mortal coil.
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So, if I die...
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You die. Or as you put it...
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Excuse me for a moment.
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No!
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I can't believe it!
I'm gonna die!
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How much time does
he have left, professor?
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Between a minute
and a billion years.
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Well, at least you
can plan accordingly.
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Dying sucks butt!
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How do you living beings
cope with mortality?
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Violent outbursts.
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General sluttiness.
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Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Damn it, I'm
supposed to be perfect!
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Inspector 5 gave me
his blessing!
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How could he bring me into
this world knowing I would die?
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So you wish you
were never born, maybe?
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Yes, anything less than immortality
is a complete waste of time!
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Then suicide it is.
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Step into my office. I'll
give you a nice kevorking.
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Not until I hunt down inspector 5
and beat an explanation out of him!
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I'm all for a good beating,
but you'll never find him.
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Product inspectors
are bureaucrats,
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faceless bean-counters
who blend into the woodwork.
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I beg to differ.
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Stinking bureaucrats.
I hate them!
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Then again, you might
be able to find inspector 5
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with the help of another
seasoned bureaucrat.
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Hermes, old pal.
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Old pal? 8.5 seconds ago,
you said you hated me.
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Time heals all wounds.
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You know what? I will help you,
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but only to prove I'm not just
a paper-pushing file jockey.
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Will you be taking your
portable filing cabinet?
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None of your beeswax.
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I'll only be away an hour,
but I'm counting on you
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to do the all-critical
filing in my absence.
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Shall we review
alphabetical order?
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J> pa 9 d
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get out of my office!
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Yes, I'd like to request
a death certificate.
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Sorry, that's building c.
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The central bureaucracy
maintains records on all bureaucrats.
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We should be able to
look up inspector 5.
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Application for
ingress approved.
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And the other potential entrant?
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He's my pencil sharpener.
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You betcha!
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Proceed.
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I maintain a cubicle here
for weekend getaways.
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Wow. Until now, I thought
giant cubes were exciting.
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I did like the part
where they screamed.
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This is mine, right next
to the center square.
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Sorry, hermes, I drank all
your wite-out.
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Once I log in, I can access
inspector 5's profile.
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Damn it, it won't go on!
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That's because you're not me.
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Hooray, it won't go on!
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The bureaucra-scan
won't let anyone
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but the assigned
bureaucrat log in.
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Also, you have a rectangular
mass in your colon.
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That's a calculator.
I ate it to gain its power.
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You locate inspector 5 while
I slip into my ass-kicking feet.
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Sweet file-not-found
of puget sound.
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His record's been blanked.
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Oh, man!
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How am I gonna find some anonymous
guy I don't know anything about?
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00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,772
I recommend the men's room at
the two terminal.
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00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,409
Okay, just file it
alphabetically.
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J> pa 9 d
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well, this requires
a little extra thought.
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I'm a natural.
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00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,757
The information we need will
be here, in the physical files.
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00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:35,344
Those bastards won't know
what leafed through them.
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It's on.
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00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,487
No! This is impossible!
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00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,405
Quit blacking out
and look at this.
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"Inspector 1, 2, 3, 4, 6."
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There's no trace of inspector 5!
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But 5's the one we want!
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00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:08,168
Maybe if I kicked the asses of
inspector 2, plus inspector 3...
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Addition never
solved anything, man.
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Let's cut our losses
and go home.
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So I'm doomed to die,
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and I'll never even get to
punch whoever's responsible?
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00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,016
What's the point?
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00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,687
Bender, no! Suicide isn't
necessarily the answer.
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00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:30,274
It's not a suicide booth, you
lard-ass. It's a phone booth.
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They have phones in booths now?
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00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,946
Finally, I don't have to
lug this cell phone around.
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00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,080
Who the hell is this?
How did you get this number?
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00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,665
Is this the robot company?
189
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'Cause I have a complaint
about a defective robot.
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His name is me!
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A defective robot, you say?
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Stay right there, dearie.
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I'll have tech support
take care of you.
194
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,557
Well, things are
starting to look up.
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Look up!
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00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,232
Who did you call? Dial-a-bomb?
197
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,611
No, I just told the robot
company I was defective.
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00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,863
You dumb cocktail shaker!
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00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,908
Mom won't allow a defective
product to tarnish her good name!
200
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,034
She'll kill you!
201
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,745
Big whoop. I'll just
download into a new...
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00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,539
Oh, right. If I die, I die.
203
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,183
Speaking of which...
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00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,002
You're right. You're
right. You're right.
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00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:36,089
That's what you get
for calling tech support.
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00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,977
I can't run anymore.
I'll have to skip.
207
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,278
Just a few more feet.
208
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,365
We have to get to that
pile of dead bears by 7:38.
209
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:05,202
A pile of dead bears can
only mean one thing. But what?
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00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,540
It's the 7:38!
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Jump!
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00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,047
Bender: Shoot!
Someone said shoot.
213
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,401
Well, we're boned.
214
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,568
No, we're not!
215
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,987
We just got to limbo.
216
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,865
But I'm not designed to bend
that low, not without limbo music.
217
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,536
That'll do it!
218
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,371
Ow! Ow! Ow!
219
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,666
We're gonna get fired.
220
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,917
Someone said fire.
221
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,513
We did it!
222
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,348
Twelve straight hours of limbo.
223
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,225
I haven't done that
since my honeymoon.
224
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,686
Hermes, hermes,
remember that flock of bats?
225
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,854
I sure do.
226
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,105
That was fun.
227
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,315
Bender: Where are we?
228
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,817
I have no idea.
229
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:30,746
Hey, we're just a stone's
throw from Tijuana.
230
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,913
See?
231
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:39,671
A rock has fallen here,
in the outskirts of Tijuana.
232
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,590
Is it within the city limit?
233
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,258
I think, yes.
234
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,384
Told you.
235
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,344
Hey, you want to
celebrate our escape?
236
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,347
Maybe grab a shot of Tequila
and take in a big-league cockfight?
237
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,225
Sure. No, wait.
I was built in Tijuana.
238
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,895
Maybe inspector 5
still works there.
239
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:59,941
He better do some explaining before
I mash up some face guacamole.
240
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,655
He's Mexican, I'm Mexican.
Let me handle this.
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00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,869
Si!
242
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,579
Ouch-o!
243
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,583
Here are our passports, visas,
244
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and homeland security
permission slips,
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notarized and starched.
246
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,966
Okay. I also would
have accepted a bribe.
247
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,261
Nice work, butterball.
248
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,556
You know, I was in
Italy last week.
249
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,021
My birthplace. It's closed!
250
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,689
There's not even a shrine to me.
251
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,609
With a gift shop,
selling pinatas of me!
252
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,027
End of the line, man.
253
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:47,114
Come on, we can still catch
a twi-night double cockfight.
254
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,033
No, wait! What's that
in the Mexican garbage?
255
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,160
Looks like
a half-eaten cheese diaper.
256
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,370
No, next to that.
257
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,874
A half-eaten employee directory.
258
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,461
Inspector 5's home address!
259
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,214
His ass-ias is gracias!
260
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,352
Where are you hiding,
you coward?
261
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,604
Get out here and get
murdered like a man!
262
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,568
Bender, I'm afraid our search is at
an end. He's obviously long gone.
263
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,986
Oh, yeah?
264
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,572
Well, maybe this is
him in a costume!
265
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,492
I'm gonna squeeze you out
of there like Tijuana toothpaste!
266
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,501
Okay, bender, you're mortal.
267
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,129
And, okay,
inspector 5 screwed up.
268
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,424
But that just makes the time
you have left all the more precious.
269
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,720
Do you really want to waste the rest
of your life in a bitter, homicidal rage?
270
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,347
No! Yes!
271
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,434
I don't know!
272
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,111
Why? Why did he do this to me?
273
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,448
All I wanted was
a little quality control.
274
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:14,784
But he didn't care enough.
And now I'm gonna die!
275
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,705
I deserve better!
I'm bender, damn it!
276
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,916
I'm bender!
277
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,004
There, there, man.
It's gonna be okay.
278
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:30,258
You are bender, which is
something inspector 5 will never be.
279
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,012
You know what? You're right.
280
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,056
He was just a stupid bureaucrat.
281
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,350
A stupid,
paper-pushing bureaucrat.
282
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,061
A stupid i-dotting,
chair-squashing...
283
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,023
No offense, hermes.
You're not like that.
284
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,901
I mean, you're exactly
like that, but you're okay!
285
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:51,738
In fact, I'm putting you
on the do-not-kill list.
286
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,867
Come on, fellow mortal.
We're in Tijuana.
287
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,494
I want to live a little.
288
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:01,373
Help! I'm gonna die! That's
the opposite of what I want!
289
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,380
Quick, run out the back!
290
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:11,258
I'll hack into inspector 5's
terminal and fake your death,
291
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,717
so they'll call
off the kill-bots.
292
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,719
You know that
terminal is unhackable!
293
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,930
I'm not leaving you,
and that's final!
294
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:18,640
Good luck, buddy.
295
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,569
Automated voice:
Bender terminated.
296
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,946
Bendersaved.
297
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,909
Cease fire.
Mom called off the attack.
298
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,537
Although I don't see how it's
her. Someone said, "howitzer!"
299
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,582
Yeah!
300
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,543
All right! Yeah!
301
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:00,890
He did it!
302
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,269
And he's not looking back
at that cool explosion.
303
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,229
He's a hero!
304
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,152
What's happening?
305
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,238
The phone's been disconnected,
the ship's repossessed,
306
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,990
and zoidberg's
getting overcooked!
307
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,245
This place never changes.
308
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,873
Leela, what in the name
of jah happened?
309
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,501
Too much papers!
Not enough hiding plants!
310
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,669
It's all right.
311
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,547
This place just needs
a one-hour bureaucratizing.
312
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,012
You make it look so easy.
313
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,723
I've smoked a lot
of paperwork in my day.
314
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,183
Hey, benden did you ever find
315
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,060
that inspector guy
you were looking for?
316
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,395
Nah, but thanks
to this knucklehead,
317
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,773
I did find a new
outlook on life.
318
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,358
It's precious and sacred.
319
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,402
And you only get so many
millions of years on this earth.
320
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,112
So, let's get brick-faced!
321
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,295
Little bird,
little bird fly through my window
322
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,382
little bird, little bird
fly through my window
323
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,468
little bird, little bird
fly through my window
324
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,262
find molasses candy
325
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,598
Through my window, my sugar lump
326
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,726
fly through my window,
my sugar lump
327
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,562
find molasses candy
328
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,569
chickadee, chickadee
fly through my window
329
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,697
chickadee, chickadee
fly through my window
330
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,867
chickadee, chickadee
fly through my window
331
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,537
find molasses candy
332
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,872
through my window, my sugar lump
333
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,708
fly through my window,
my sugar lump
334
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,837
find molasses candy
335
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,298
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