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As mayor, it is my
deeply tedious pleasure
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to kick off the 83rd or 84th
annual e-waste recycling festival!
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Down in front!
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Sorry. I get aroused in crowds.
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I will now throw out
the ceremonial first dump,
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this old,
inefficient vote-rigger!
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These old doomsday devices
are dangerously unstable.
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I'll rest easier not
knowing where they are.
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Solong, overly
complicated Japanese toilet.
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Toilet: Please, not to throw
away. I give you a happy poopie time.
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Sorry, you know too much.
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Seems like a good place
to ditch some evidence.
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Flexo?
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What are you doing
in a hazardous-waste bin?
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Haven't you heard?
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Us bending units
are dangerously outdated.
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We overheat, we're
radioactive, we cause erectile...
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Who were you talking to?
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No one. Your mama.
Shut up. Take your pick.
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Scoop Chang, new New York times
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online podcast
blog comments editor.
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Mr. Mayor, isn't this
e-waste dangerous?
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Not at all, scoop.
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Not after it's hauled off to the
third world by an expendable team
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of minimum-wage nobodies.
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Good news, nobodies!
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Greetings, my friends!
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It shan't take long
to strip down your clunker.
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There's nothing wrong
with our clunker.
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Really? Because we can smelt
out the deadly, deadly chromium
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to make rat poison
and artificial sweeteners.
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No, thanks.
We're delivering e-waste.
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Pity. We're halfway done.
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This thing is 40% chromium!
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Gentle now. Gentle with
the hover dumpster.
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Ready for processing!
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What smells like bloody sinuses?
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We burn your e-waste down
to the usable metals,
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safely releasing the toxins
into our air and drinking water.
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That's the
worst thing I've ever seen!
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Really?
Then don't look over there.
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Wheel
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okay, kids.
Let's play "find the shiny."
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That's even more horrific! Is
all the work done by children?
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No, not the whipping.
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Granted, we later learned some
positive things about recycling,
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but a better solution
is to use our electronics
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as long as possible instead of
throwing them out in the first place.
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I'm gonna start by keeping my
old cell phone, even if it is outdated.
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Hello, miss turanga. Your call
to St. Louis has gone through.
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Well, let's at least
throw this TV out.
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The batteries in the remote
are getting low.
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No! Put that back
and turn it on!
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I was just trying to help.
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More on this breaking puff piece
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after a word from our sponsor.
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Announcer: With the new
eyephone, you can watch, listen,
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ignore your friends,
stalk your ex,
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download porno on a crowded bus,
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even check your e-mail
while getting hit by a train.
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All with the new eyephone.
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Woman: From mom.
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A new eyephone?
Forget this junk.
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Well, this is a fine
how-do-you-do!
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Solong! Sayonara.
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Bye-bye! Good riddance!
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Toodle-oo. Yup!
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Come on, let's buy
some eyephones online.
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Wait. I thought we were
buying our eyephones online.
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We are on line.
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But I thought the mom
store was across town.
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It is across town.
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But I thought...
Stop thinking, fry!
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Ifeelhke a mindless zombie.
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I wish I knew how long
we've been waiting.
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The eyephone has
an app for that!
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Is there an app for
kissing my shiny metal ass?
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Several!
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Ooh!
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No, the light!
I guess I'm off to hell.
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That's the store, professor.
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Wow! It's that
obscure underground song
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that's constantly
playing everywhere.
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Hello, dearies.
Welcome to the mom store.
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The new eyephones are in short
supply, so please form an orderly...
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Out of the way! Ineed_.
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Move!
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Are there any left?
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There may be one.
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Okay, it's $500, you
have no choice of carrier,
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the battery can't hold a charge
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and the reception isn't very...
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Shut up and take my money!
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The new eyephone is wonderful.
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I use it to check recipes
and send threatening e-mails
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to unauthorized
third-party app developers.
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Say, you're from one of those
ethnicities that knows about technology.
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Why is it called an eyephone?
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I'll explain after I install it.
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Neat.
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Now for the earpiece.
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But my favorite app
is called twitcher.
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Twitcher lets you
send and receive
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short messages or videos
called twits.
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Why, here's a twit now.
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Hi, mom. I love you more than...
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Automated voice: Low battery.
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But don't take my word for it.
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Unbiased-reviewsmom says
twitcher is the killer app.
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And when I say killer app,
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I mean killer app!
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Announcer: And now,
another downloadisode
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of the real
housewives of sim city.
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She needs to reset.
I'll say it to her face.
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No wonder
traditional media is dead.
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Check out this
webisode of hypnotoad.
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Enjoy your outdated format,
grandpa.
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Nowadays, cool kids like me
mash up our own phone-isodes.
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It's from the kidnappers.
My nephew is alive!
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And he's in this envelope.
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They cut off one
of my dimensions!
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No! No!
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Oh, my god, it's bender!
He'll save us!
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What's happening to me?
Is it puberty?
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It's a phone call, dingus.
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These eyephones are phones, too?
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Duh!
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Fry-io. Hi, fry.
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Did you know these eyephones
are phones, too?
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Duh! Hey, is it safe to
talk while you're flying?
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Oh, totally.
This thing's hands-free.
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That's how I can eat this
taco and this spaghetti.
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I'm hanging up now.
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Hey, check out this Internet video
of some idiot crashing her spaceship!
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You recorded that?
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The eyephone records everything.
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All I did was add a laugh track
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and twit it to my
10,000 followers.
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That reminds me. It's time
to twit my hourly twupdate.
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What's up, followers? Fry here.
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Burping eggs,
scratching my underarm fungus,
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looking for love. Send.
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Underarm fungus?
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Too much information.
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It's exactly the right
amount of information!
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For years, I've collected personal
data with old-fashioned methods,
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like spybots and info-squitos.
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This guy sure loves porno.
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But now, thanks to twitcher,
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morons voluntarily spew out
every fact I need to exploit them!
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Target acquired, mother.
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Fire direct marketing algorithm!
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Do you suffer from
the heartbreak of...
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Fry: My underarm fungus.
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- Then you, Mr. or Mrs...
- Need the soothing relief
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of mom's caustic
anti-fungal bleach!
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Can I somehow charge it to my
eyephone for an additional fee?
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Mom: Hell, yes!
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Hey, fatso, stuffa you face!
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This thing always seems
to know when I got the munchies!
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Attention, followers.
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It's free topping day at the pizza
place across the street! Send.
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Duh! That's why we all came
over here for lunch. Send.
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Greetings, followers.
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This is day five of my solo kayak
journey around the world. Send.
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Can you believe 50,000 idiots
swallow that crap? Send.
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Oops.
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Wait. You have 50,000
followers? I only have three. Send.
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I unsubscribed yesterday.
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I got the most followers 'cause I
give the people what they want.
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Like this video of you doing
karate in your underpants.
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Help! Police! Send.
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That is low, bender,
even by your standards.
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My what now?
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Since when is the Internet about
robbing people of their privacy?
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August 6, 1991.
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I'll bet I can get
as many followers as you
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without sinking to your level.
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What do you say? First one to
a million followers wins a buck.
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You're on!
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Send.
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What happens to the loser?
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Let's make it interesting.
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Why is Mr. Chunks doing that?
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Because the loser of our bet
has to do a double somersault
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into a tub of alien goat vomit.
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Wait, let's make it
interestinger.
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Vomit and diarrhea.
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Good idea. That way
we don't waste an end.
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It's putrid.
What do you feed him?
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What comes out one end,
we feed to the other.
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Also Indian food.
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Let the contest begin!
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Amazing.
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Some dumb bastard
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has nearly a million other dumb
bastards following his every twit!
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Are you dumb bastards listening
to me, you dumb bastards?
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Why are you so angry, mommy?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I guess I'm just a little
nervous about my evil plan.
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You dumb bastards!
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You see, the plan is
about to enter phase two.
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As soon as someone
reaches a million followers,
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I'll use them to transmit
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the twit-worm.
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Mother, you devious hag. Tell
us more about this twit-worm.
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It's a very special
computer virus,
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for instead of
infecting computers,
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it infects the human brain.
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I like it.
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The million followers will
become an army of zombies
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eager to obey my every command!
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The important thing is,
we're a family.
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No, it's not!
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Ew! He sneezed in it.
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Oh, god,
I'm going to lose the bet.
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I'm gonna have to swim in the
juice of the puke-me-poop-you.
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Don't give up. You just
need more titillating twits.
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Trust me,
I want twits that tittle.
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Then you're gonna have
to sink to bender's level.
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Stop acting like
the queen of england.
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Who's that?
The queen of england?
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Excuse me.
I have to... some place.
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That was odd. Where'd
that singing come from?
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It wasn't the goat. All
of its orifices are in use.
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Woman: Ldreamed
a dream in time gone by
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when hope was high
and life worth living
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I dreamed that
love would never die
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I dreamed that god
would be forgiving
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What the hell is that? Nothing.
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I'm not nothing.
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All my life,
everyone's called me nothing.
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You have a boil on your butt
that sings show tunes with you?
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Don't look at me. I'm a freak.
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No, no, well...
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I've been ashamed of Susan
as long as I can remember.
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You named your boil Susan?
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A boil kinna have a name? They
also said a boil kinna sing, but...
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Amazing grace how...
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Ew! She's Scottish.
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I Lance her every few months,
but she always grows back.
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It's hard enough
being a cyclops,
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but if anyone found out
about Susan, I'd be devastated.
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Amazing grace how...
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Whoa! Gross.
Million-follower gross.
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Fry, delete that.
Delete that right now!
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What? Oh. Okay.
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So much for
a pleasant swim in vomit.
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00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:53,977
Send.
250
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,480
Did you delete it?
251
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,150
Thanks, fry,
you're a good friend.
252
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:09,826
Amazing grace how...
253
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:16,374
Hey, there she goes
in the genuine.
254
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,709
Let's get to hooting.
255
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,004
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
256
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,591
If it ain'ts the world's number
ones Internet sensation.
257
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,636
Where? Also, what?
258
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:33,433
Amazing grace... How...
259
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,731
Play it one more time. No!
260
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:44,361
It's humiliating and degrading
to Leela. Play it 10 more times.
261
00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:47,280
I know I shouldn't
have twitted that,
262
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,741
but not swimming in barf
might ease my conscience.
263
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:53,787
But if Leela should find out,
her dignity sac will rupture.
264
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,580
That's why we can't
let her see this.
265
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,166
Leela, lock the door
so Leela doesn't...
266
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,002
How could you do this?
267
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,335
Poor Mr. Chunks. At least
he died doing what he loved.
268
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,423
He's in a better place now.
269
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:52,470
There, I turned a regular
board into a diving board.
270
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,599
Impending news, everyone.
271
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,268
We're about to learn
the winner of the bet.
272
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,270
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
273
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,147
I hope it's me.
274
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,530
Wait a minute. There's
a chance I could lose?
275
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,282
That wasn't part of the deal.
276
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:18,330
Sweet Georgia brown of
Kingston town. It's a tie.
277
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,208
Since no one lost,
no one has to jump.
278
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,668
All right, a tie! Iwin again!
279
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,630
I'm a scuzzball.
280
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,925
Don't feel bad.
At least you're not Leela.
281
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,054
A tie?
282
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,348
This worked out better
than I could have hoped.
283
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,725
Now I'll have two
million zombies.
284
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,604
Actually, fry and bender may
share some of the same followers.
285
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,231
All we can say for sure is that
286
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,317
there will be between one
million and two million zombies.
287
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,152
All I can say for sure is...
288
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,823
Now, stop getting slapped
and power up the twit-worm!
289
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:11,424
It's both disgusting and
inspiring, like Jared from subway.
290
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,969
Okay, I'm a freak
with a singing butt boil,
291
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,554
but I'm still a human being,
more or less.
292
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,141
Singing butts boil?
That's yesterdays's news.
293
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,770
Like that giant caterpillar
what ate Jared from subway.
294
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,899
Nows us Internet geeks gots
a whole new video sensation.
295
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,068
So, my humiliation is over?
296
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,528
Who are you?
297
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:39,411
And now, to create
an unstoppable army
298
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,247
of between one and two
million zombies!
299
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,751
Shouldn't you wait for
the weather to clear up?
300
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,714
No. I give you the twit-worm!
301
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,384
Send.
302
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,770
I'm sick of my head
doing things.
303
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855
Leela!
304
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,857
Fry, I came to talk to you.
305
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,067
No, I came to talk to you.
306
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,029
It looked like you were just
sitting there, but whatever.
307
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,990
I am so, so sorry
for what I did,
308
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,825
and I know I can never
make it up to you.
309
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,662
You don't have to apologize.
In fact, I came to thank you.
310
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,497
I think you mean hit me.
311
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,500
Everyone knows my secret,
but no one cares.
312
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,711
I have nothing to hide anymore.
313
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,006
Fry, thanks to
your selfish rudeness,
314
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,301
a terrible weight has been
lifted from my heart.
315
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:39,220
Susan: That's not the only place
you need a terrible weight lifted.
316
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,015
Susan and I are agreed.
317
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:46,478
For the first time in our lives,
we're not ashamed of who we are.
318
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,688
Susan: I was never ashamed.
319
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,148
Come here.
320
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,527
What stinks? Were you
rolling around in New Jersey?
321
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,197
Leela, I knew I could
never make it up to you,
322
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,032
so I did the next best thing.
323
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,535
I put myself through the same
humiliation I put you through.
324
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,182
Aw. You didn't have to do that.
325
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,934
I didn't? Damn.
326
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,187
Don't worry. By tomorrow,
no one will remember.
327
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,481
Can I have another hug?
328
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,484
Susan: Hold your nose
and give it a go.
329
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:56,756
Automated voice: Introducing
the all-new eyephone 2.0.
330
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,887
Dumb bastards.
331
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,131
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