Original subtitles

[? theme music playing]

? Way underground We start our story ?

? In a Disney laboratory ?

? Super-duper confidential spot ?

? Where a bunch of crackpot scientists ?

? Said, "What the heck We're trying this" ?

? And grabbed up every story that we got ?

? They threw them all together in a massive machine ?

? Produced a glowing orb about the size of a bean ?

? Slid it underneath a microscope and found ?

? A bunch of cutesy characters Just futzin' around ?

? Futzing around Futzing around ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

-? Hilarious ? -? And very well-rehearsed ?

? They know their logic's murky ?

? But who cares, they're quirky ?

? Welcome to the Chibiverse ?

? They're Disney Chibis With their own TV show ?

? So stinkin' cute Your heart is gonna burst ?

? Ready, set, let's go ?

? Time for the show ?

? Welcome to the Chibiverse ?

Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?

Uh...

[singers] ? Chibiverse! ?

[both together] Hello, Chibis!

-I'm Tater! -And I'm Kiff.

We are thrilled to be hosting...

[both reading]

Tonight, Chibis will give this evil "genius"

a good-natured ribbing.

Oh, I better turn on my thick-skin-inator!

Let's kick it off, shall we?

Roast! Roast! Roast!

They say that squirrels go wild for nuts.

So how could I not love Dr. Doof?

He's the biggest nut there is!

[all laughing]

So now, we're gonna bury him.

Oh!

I asked my primos how to say complete failure in Spanish,

and they said, "El Doctor Doofenshmirtz."

-[audience laughs] -No me gusta.

Now let's watch some Chibi shorts

with Doof doing what he does best.

Losing!

[? percussion sting]

[? mysterious music playing]

[both grunt]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[intense music playing]

-[? funky instrumental music] -[straining]

[grunting]

Ah!

[laughing maniacally]

[roars]

[? dramatic music playing]

[? music ends]

[? dramatic music playing]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[? serene instrumental music]

-[? upbeat instrumental rock music] -[alarm ringing]

[? serene instrumental music]

[? dramatic music]

[? serene instrumental music]

[? dramatic music]

[traffic bell dings]

[? serene instrumental music]

[laughing maniacally]

[? triumphant instrumental music]

[boxing bell dinging]

[? serene instrumental music]

[bell chiming]

[whooshing]

[groans]

[? serene instrumental music]

[alarm beeping]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[shrieks]

[buzzer sounds]

[growling]

[shrieking]

[thuds]

[shrieks]

Our next act is dead on arrival.

It's Scratch the Ghost!

[all cheering]

Give it up for the rodent!

And how about Tater, huh?

That girl has more metal in her mouth

than a goat at the tin can factory.

-[bleating] -[audience laughing]

When I heard we were having a roast,

I brought all these veggies

because I thought we'd be roasting

-Waddles the Pig! -[shrieks]

-[growls] -[audience laughing]

But on to the reason we're all here.

Doctor Doofus, can you invent

a "Stop-being-a-loser-inator"?

You're a 47-year-old man

and you keep getting beaten up by a platypus.

Somebody call Marco. Get this guy a karate class.

[audience laughs]

Now, rejoice.

There's a bunch of Chibi shorts

-without Doof in them. -[buzzer sounds]

[digital beeping]

-[? upbeat instrumental music] -[bell dings]

[shrieks]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[bell dings]

[smooches]

[digital beeping]

[shrieks]

[rumbling]

[bell dings]

Phew.

[digital beeping]

[screeching]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[thuds]

[roaring]

[shrieks]

[shrieking]

[alarm bell ringing]

[? serene instrumental music playing]

-[? dramatic instrumental music] -[imitating drum roll]

[growl softly]

[squawking]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[footstep thuds]

[bell dings]

[squawking]

[thunderclap]

I give our next guest a pat on the back,

but she's recovering from a sword wound.

Give it up for Marcy!

Thanks, Kiff!

I think you're so talented.

How talented?

Oh, that's it. I just think you're really talented.

[audience member coughs]

Sorry, I'm not known for roasting

but I do know someone a little more hardcore.

-[? dramatic music playing] -[laughing maniacally]

Darcy is back, baby!

-Dr. Doof! -[gasps]

You stupid, shameful, pathetic excuse for a villain!

The only anything you've ever made that works

is your inators' self-destruct button.

Because deep down, you know you're a weak, worthless clown

incapable of accomplishing anything.

I could mold a firmer backbone

from an expired tub of cream cheese,

which is coincidentally, the only thing

in your sad, bachelor fridge

because your wife left you!

This is a tone change.

You say that Perry the Platypus is your greatest enemy?

But if you really want to meet your greatest foe,

all you have to do is look in the mirror!

[electricity crackling]

Thanks, Sasha. That was a bit much.

[horns honking]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[horns honking]

-[tires screeching] -[shrieking]

[bleeping]

[sobbing]

[train horn hooting]

[screeching]

-[hiss] -[train horn hooting]

[alarm ringing]

[bleats]

[bleating]

[buzzing]

[buzzer sounds]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[hoots]

[squeaking]

[shattering]

[beeping]

[both laughing]

[screeching]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[trumpet blowing]

[dolphins clicking]

[thuds]

[? triumphant music beat]

[both gasp]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[both giggling]

Hiyah!

[both exclaim]

[all gasp]

[squeaking]

[both gasp]

Our last guest has always been the silent type.

But thanks to the help of Gyro Gearloose's Barksian Modulaor...

Ooh, I can talk!

...he can finally speak his mind!

Perry the Platypus!

-[audience cheering] -[gasps] Whaaa!

[gulps]

Why, hello there.

Oh, that is weird, hearing you speak.

What can I say about my greatest frenemy, Dr. Doof?

I'd take my hat off to you but then you'd have no idea who I am.

-[audience laughs] -I don't get it.

You know, Dr. Doof's best friend growing up was a balloon.

One has air for brains,

the other is a balloon!

But the one thing I've really been wanting to say

after all these years is...

[grunting]

[grunts in slow-motion]

-[electricity crackling] -Oops! [chuckles nervously]

That wasn't important, was it?

[giggles]

[twittering]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

-[wailing] -[gasps]

-[barks] -[? upbeat instrumental rock music]

[whirring]

[explosion]

-[shrieking] -[? dramatic music]

[evil squawking]

-[squawking] -[continues wailing]

[boy shrieks]

[crashes]

[giggles]

[buzzer sounds]

[? Italian folk music]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[shrieks]

[toy squeaking]

[horn tooting]

[kids shrieking excitedly]

[? grave instrumental music playing]

[chomps]

[gasps]

[? folk music playing]

-[? dramatic music] -[screams]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[farting]

[both giggling]

[? music playing loudly]

[clacking and squishing]

[? band music playing]

[noise increases in tempo]

[thuds]

[banging]

[shrieks]

[noises continue]

[noise fades]

-[? serene instrumental music] -[kids laughing]

And now, our guest of honor

gets his turn to serve some sass.

Let's give it up for Dr. Doof.

-Thank you, Kiff. -[audience cheering]

Now, now, you may be wondering why

would I agree to be insulted by a bunch of Chibis.

The reason is simple.

It's because this roast will help me take over

[yelling] the entire...

Chibiverse!

[gasp]

Behold, my

"I'm Rubber And You're Glue

"Whatever You Say Bounces Off Of Me And Sticks To You-Inator!"

With every sick burn,

you've charged my Inator!

And now, I'll cover you all in sticky glue!

And there's no self-destruct button to stop me this time.

-[all gasp] -[? dramatic music]

[laughs maniacally]

[whooshing]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[horn tooting]

[birds squawking]

[shrieking]

[gasps]

[yells]

[roars]

[yawns]

[growls]

-[roaring] -[shrieking]

[shrieking]

[shrieks]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[laughs wickedly]

[bell chiming]

[shrieks]

[meows]

[roars]

-[? upbeat instrumental music playing] -[whistling]

[bell dinging]

-[growls] -[gasps]

[chomps, gulps]

[shrieks]

[both shrieking]

[chomps, burps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[roars]

[gasps]

[roars]

-[burps] -[giggles]

[laughing maniacally]

I gotta admit,

-Dr. Doof actually pulled it off this time. -[electricity crackling]

Does this make him an actual genius?

[electricity crackling]

Wait, what?

No, stop!

The- the ray's only programmed to work on insults, not compliments.

You know, Dr. Doof, you really know how to rock a lab coat.

And you turned being evil into a thriving business. It's impressive.

No, no! You'll break my inator! Stop!

And I actually like that you seemingly have no shoulders.

-[explosion] -No!

No! My evil plans are ruined!

The good news is that explosion cooked up

all of Scratch's veggies.

Guess we're having a roast after all.

Wait a minute. Where's Waddles?

[grunts]

[singers] ? Chibiverse! ?

[? theme music playing]

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