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- Oh. - Hey.

Oh.

You again?

Yeah, it still feels like a Mexican firecracker

is exploding in my uterus, so...

You've been taking the birth control I prescribed you?

Religiously.

Funny. When was your last period?

I have it now.

Well.

This is different.

Let's have a look.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool.

Bloody hell.

Thank you. For 17 days straight.

I think you need surgery.

What?

Huge womb.

Infertile, endometriosis, adenomyosis or both.

At your age, freeze your eggs,

500 pounds plus 360 pounds per year for storage.

Laparoscopy, chemical menopause,

possible hysterectomy, 5,000 pounds.

Tablets, Mefanemic Acid, Tranexamic Acid, 350 pounds.

Some women swear by no gluten,

no dairy, no caffeine, no booze.

The fun stuff.

No smoking.

♪ Catch a vibe

♪ Ooh

♪ Catch a vibe

Latvia.

Morning, sis.

Did you get my email about our-

What?

God.

Why didn't you tell me?

I told you.

I texted you four times.

Dave?

What a surprise.

Your skin is glowing.

Where is Elle, Jordan?

Stress hemorrhoids.

Two weeks ago, she was in Finland burying her great aunt.

Zelda.

God rest her soul.

Yeah.

You know, I'm seriously considering

taking this project elsewhere.

No, that's not necessary.

Dave, honey, we have everything-

Yeah, I don't let other dudes call me, "Honey."

Noted.

You know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking that the Elle is not here.

I'm thinking that the Elle that I've been corresponding

with for the last two months

is standing right in front of me.

You're right.

Elle is not here right now,

but you're looking at the other half of Guts and Gall.

I'm the guts.

And the gall has the experience.

Look, if she's not at the pitch on Monday,

then I can't move forward.

Okay.

And wipe it stuff off your face

when you meet my investors, man.

I'm not messing around.

Fuck!

What now?

Nobody knows where she is.

I do.

She told me only to contact her if it was life or death.

And this is at the very least a death-adjacent scenario.

Yeah.

Bring the car around.

Get on these immediately.

You'll need someone to pick you up post-op,

help you out for a week, possibly two afterwards.

A good support system is key.

No.

- Fucking cunt. - Honey.

Shall I book you in?

Elle. Hey.

Oh my.

Molly.

No, Molly.

I will think about it.

Praise Earth.

Praise.

I thought we could pickle these onions

to garnish our avocado toast.

After we break our hard autumn fast, of course.

Oh yeah, of course. Of course.

And guess what?

What?

I love that idea.

Oh, good.

You belong.

See you in the meditation room for throat sphincter release.

Yeah, yours is tight today.

Oh.

My heart.

My heart.

Community thanks you for hydrating the botanicals, Bruce.

Beautiful work.

♪ 'Cause no one can hear a damn thing ♪

Wait, this is Community?

What is this? A monastery?

It's like Gwyneth Paltrow shit outta BNB.

Latvia, stay in the car.

I wasn't planning on going in there.

Nope.

Stormy, haunted house bullshit is this?

Elle?

The door was open.

You are reading, I'm sorry.

Elle? Elle?

Have you...?

That's pretty.

Swoopy.

Sorry to interrupt.

Are we doing a dance class?

No. No. You don't wanna me.

I...

That's good.

Oh, has anyone...?

Do you know where Elle Fielding is?

Is she...?

Ginger?

You know, a little frantic?

Just like to drink.

English?

Are we talking?

No talking.

That's getting annoying.

Stop it.

I'm gonna go.

Fuck.

Elle!

I'm so glad it resonated with you.

My heart.

Are we yoni steaming?

Welcome, friend.

Oh, hi. Hello.

Jordan.

Oh my God.

Oh

Elle. Oh my God.

Eden.

Oh, yes. I am Eden now.

You have always been Eden.

- Yes. - Yes.

Ah.

Okay. Yes.

I don't mean to interrupt but-

Jordan, you are most welcome here, my love.

That, however, is not.

Mm.

- Cut the cord. - I don't want to.

Okay. I'm gonna get that back. Right?

Your aura is exquisite.

Oh my god, thank you.

It's YSL. It's her last...

It's her spring fragrance, and a little bit of sweat.

I smelled the sweat first.

Oh, okay.

Wow.

So this is the retreat?

Can you believe how tanned I am?

Well, more freckles anyway.

- Yeah. - And look.

Oh.

I learned how to garden.

Okay, Karen.

She matches your hair.

Hmm.

Well, I don't mean to disrupt,

but we have a potential client that could be huge for us.

Do you remember Dave Nigel?

Mm. Tuesday night, Dave.

Yes.

- What a gift. - Such a gift.

A huge gift.

And, babe, I just need you to sit in

on a little pitch meeting on Monday.

All you have to do is flash that smile,

give a thumbs up in the creative.

Mm.

Energetically, I don't feel like this is the right moment

for me to reengage with that kind of work.

Elle...

Eden, we really need this.

This could be really good for us. Remember?

The skinny girl?

The red headed slut.

What are you telling me?

Are you okay?

Visiting hours are over, beautiful soul.

Your cellular device.

Thank you.

Duh. Oh my gosh.

The wedding.

Rosie's wedding is on Sunday,

and I know she would love for you to come, we all would.

And I really miss you.

I miss you too, but there's-

Great.

Fun wedding, super fun wedding.

And then a quick little pitch meeting with your fave,

AKA, moi.

And then we'll have you back here with the veggies.

See you Sunday.

♪ Ride with me

♪ All my girls, all my girls with me ♪

♪ All my girls bossy, ride with me, I'm a savage ♪

♪ All my girls bossy, if they want it, they can have it ♪

♪ I aint leaving till I get the bag, B ♪

♪ Ride with me, all my girls, all my girls with me ♪

I am so sorry.

Just get a meet to start with Matt,

and no, no, no, no, no no.

I do. I do.

I do take this seriously.

I just...

I honestly could not get out of bed this morning,

and I tried to...

Okay, okay, I understand.

Posh bitch.

Tutor Tots, Molly speaking.

Hey, perv.

How's London?

Been trying to FaceTime you, put your video on

Rosie. I'm actually...

I'm on the tube, so this signal is probably...

Okay, so can you just call Liv,

and let her know what your meal choice is?

Because she's been up my ass about-

Oh, Rosie. I...

What? You're coming, aren't you?

Honestly, Ro, I just spent

the last of my savings at the doctor, and-

Wait. What's wrong?

Nothing.

I worked really hard and spent a lot of money

to start over here and I am broke.

Oh, well come back and work at the bar.

Huh? I could use the help.

Coming home is not as easy as just...

I can be someone new here.

Oh my God.

Okay. If not for my wedding, then just come back

for the free medical care, you dumb dumb.

You can be something new here too, Mol.

There's no shame in coming home.

Just get on a plane and you can stand with me.

Oh my God.

Rosie.

I would love to be your maid of honor.

No. No, no, no.

Of course I'm coming.

No, no, no, we're not doing any of that.

Oh, I gotta go, Ro.

I gotta book a flight.

I love you.

♪ When I was going through some shit ♪

♪ All you had to do was call

♪ I guess you couldn't handle it ♪

♪ Don't tell me you didn't know ♪

♪ What I was going through

♪ I know you saw my post

♪ You have no excuse

♪ What are friends for

♪ If you say you'll be there

♪ But you got better things to do ♪

♪ Every time I need you

♪ You tell me you care

♪ But I've had to be...

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