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Hello?
Hello, Elisha?
This is Gregory.
And I see you’re still at home, right?
In short, I'm there. I'll be waiting for you for 15 minutes. It's clear?
Nastya.
I thought the lads were with you. I tensed up.
And I thought it was with you.
Another second and he hit someone.
Wow! Let me have a look!
eleven Pestle?
Did you bring me money?
Of course I brought it. In the bag.
Let me have a look. Let's go to the car and have a look.
Why didn't you return the money to me?
Three weeks!
I paid you everything in advance.
And you didn’t even come to the shooting. Well, damn it!
Are you an operator or something?
Well, forgive me, Gregory.
I overslept then.
And then, in general, I forgot about this shooting.
The chick left me. Cleaned out the safe can you imagine? In short, Grisha, I'm sorry.
I'm sick of this filming. I have with beginning of the year -
eight rollers.
Think about it!
I'm already sick of this filming.
Year to date? Well...
Wow.
thirty Let's go somewhere. Let's go to
Bogdan Titomir. He's filming some clip in the Montreal pavilion.
Titomira? Well, let's go to VDNKh.
Okay, let's go.
Chicks, booze, let's smoke.
I'm just not familiar with Titomir. Bullshit, Gregory. Let's go. Let's.
Elisha, brother!
Great, Beau.
This is Gregory of Byzantium.
Great director.
This is such a cool video design.
Take a closer look.
Meet Gregory, this is Bo.
I heard about you, bro.
You're a nice musician, I'm Bo.
Nice to meet you, Bo.
Hello Beau.
Hello. I'm Gelya.
Nope, I'm Bo for him,
and for you I am Bogdan Petrovich.
Andestentd?
Forgive me generously Highness, Bogdan Petrovich.
I mistook something along the shore.
Only I didn’t want to be with you, but with him познакомиться.
Hello, cool video director.
Hello Gelya.
In short, people relaxation.
There's a bar there.
Drink, smoke, relax.
Grisha!
Maybe you can cut the video?
Yes, no question at all.
Now I’ll just appreciate the clearing.
Let's.
Max, buddy, great.
Hello Grisha. Hello.
Grigory, tell me.
I saw you a couple of months ago at a party
with a friend. Such
light brown, good texture.
Is this your girl?
Nastya, it seems.
Ex.
It's clear.
I am...
If you don't mind,
maybe I'll torture her with her?
You want me? Yes.
What about Grisha?
Listen, that's enough.
I treated him cruelly. You friends and all that.
In my opinion, he deserved it.
Enough, I don't want to talk about this now.
It just turns me on.
Then, it's OK.
Okay, girls, come here.
Briefly speaking,
We take off our bras and shorts.
And we dance naked.
So, in short.
Who doesn't want to take off their clothes?
got off the beach.
Girls.
We spread out around the podium.
Let's get up.
Then we move around the podium in dance.
We reach out to him and worship him. It's clear?
It's just a music video, Bo.
Just design.
And a little drama.
Get ready for the girl in red.
Dress her up with insurance.
Girls, be more sensual. More sensual. We stretch our hands. We're pulling.
Max!
Stay on Bo the whole time. So.
The girl in red got ready.
And we raise it. We raise.
Wow!
Grigory.
You're a damn genius!
Grisha!
This is pure magic, bro.
Pure magic.
And you really are capable.
Grisha!
Wake up.
Tonya.
I need some vodka. Holy shit, are you covered in blood?
Holy shit, you have veins cut. Did you cut your veins? Moron!
We need to go to the hospital. I'll call you an ambulance.
Nope, no need to go to the hospital. I'm ok.
And you..
Did you dye your hair green?
As a sign of protest.
And against what?
Against everything. These damn bourgeois are sick of them. Against the cult of philistinism. In short, against the money.
It ruins everything.
Well, it's true. How are you?
Yes its true
normal
OK.
Then come with me. We need to 12 still to be at the River Station.
For what?
No. Well, just imagine.
Ganya is a moron.
It wasn't enough for him that he was beautiful an artist that everyone loves and appreciates him.
No, he decided to open a fucking tent "Juice. Water. Alcohol."
Well, I worked for about a month, a month later we ran into him.
Brothers. Like, pay.
For the roof. Can you imagine?
And he's a moron.
He said that he would pay, and he went to the cops.
And then I found out that these cops, They themselves are being sucked in by these bandits.
This one, what's-his-name, has a possum or raccoon in charge.
Actually, I don't remember, but
this raccoon gave him an arrow today at 12 at the River Station.
So.
What do we have to do with it?
What does this have to do with us?!
Are you crazy, or what?
About supporting your own?
And Elisha told me that you have something with you
there is always a weapon. Here you go the moment has come, it came in handy. Get it.
Wonderful!
What are you doing?
Pissed?
Ashamed. It's a shame and it's not good leave your own people in trouble.
I called about 100 people.
All ours: human gallerists ten, architects, artists, you
music video director They when we When they see it, they'll piss themselves.
I told you that I called 100 people. 50 will definitely come, I also told them that they should all
They brought their own. Let these the bastards will look at how many of us there are.
Well, where are your hundred people?
Pissed off, bitches!
In short, I'm a beaver.
Did you bring the loot beyond the roof?
Now!
I understand that you are Ganya, right?
Grisha. Good afternoon.
This is Vasily Kopov. Video maker.
Looks right for credibility. Grisha.
Well done. I didn't piss.
He asked where the money was?
That's how you said one thousand dollars.
Are you really going to give all your money to these ghouls?
This is as much as possible feed the common people!
Are you pissing?
Fuck you and your people.
My life is more valuable to me.
Well, open your suitcase and show me your money.
Certainly.
Here, a thousand dollars.
Everything is fair.
Jack, take the loot.
Please.
Whose quail is this?
This is like our roof.
From Birch.
From Berøya?
It's creepy.
Strained.
Jack, kill them all.
Extinguish them!
You stupid sheep, you killed them all.
Well, I did it by accident! Is it true!
I just wanted to scare you.
Who knew that I would get there!
If you just filled them up, then this still many troubles.
So you still have this gangster money took it with me.
And for this we are definitely out from under they will get the land.
Pray, do you hear? Pray that you really blew everyone away.
Yes.
I took them.
It’s not good to leave the bad guys to the bandits.
And yes.
The money is rightfully mine now.
And you two are pissed off.
Get out of the car!
Well, please!
Don't give it to them!
They're both pissers!
In general, to tell the truth, she saved our lives.
Yeah!
She got herself involved in this.
Let's go to Montreal where Presnyakov is there Today we're filming a video.
Let's just bang first.
And I'm still shaking.
Listen, brother.
Come here.
Armenians, brother, do you have anything to drink?
Otherwise the shampoo will run out now. Maybe you'll run to the bar?
I'm Armen Petrosyan.
Armenians, are you the director of this video?
No, brother, I am not the director of this video.
Directed by Misha Khleborezov.
There he is filming. Come on!
Eh, Bread!
Bread! Great!
Actually, I'm also a director.
Just here, like a cartoonist, if they want to make graphics there.
And about the drinking.
Brother, the bar only has champagne too.
But
I have cognac.
Want? Brotherly heart.
Love you. Come on, get it!
Moment, brother. Moment.
Greetings! Great!
This is Grisha Byzantine. He filmed Titomir.
Look, this is Vasya Kopola.
Son of Gregory Kopol.
Did he film the video?
You again.
Looks like you're following me.
I remember you.
You're a model.
You are Gelya, right?
Wow! Remember me among thousands of fans of his talent.
And I thought that you were completely hopeless.
Listen.
You're so beautiful.
Will you give me your number?
You will be my muse.
Here.
The muse is coming.
I like.
Write it down.
Vasya! Grisha! All!
This is a tricky one! This
complete, complete, complete bastard.
How? How do you always find me?
Elisha called and said that you were filming here.
Where is he from? You called him yourself, invited him to have a drink.
Yes?
I do not remember.
So. And what happened to you again?
In short, beaver.
The boss of these bandits, where we are together today, well...
This...
He
the only one to survive.
And quite by accident I said this... Elisha?
Yes, it turns out he knows him. He's giving him a wedding
Filmed in Thailand. What?
And where is this Beaver?
In Sklif. Elisha says that he is still in unconscious.
But if he comes to his senses.
And he will remember everything.
Yes.
Then we're really screwed!
That's what I'm talking about. Must go rather there, right now.
Gregory, you can't drive!
How much did you drink?
Come on, I'll take you.
Yes.
Who parked their Mercedes like that?
Passed it back.
Damn you gave us a lift.
I'm not used to riding on a stick. Back - towards yourself.
Forward - from yourself.
What a morons!
What have you done, devils?
This is Comrade Pilinyev's car - director of the pavilion.
Well, get out quickly, devils!
At the reception they said he was in room 317.
No, guys!
This is surgery, and we are gynecology.
Guys, I have a plan.
We're going to the fourth floor.
Hello.
Hello.
This is for you, grandma.
And we are with the doctors
Let's see what's behind the window.
So.
Doctors, why are we standing?
We help.
Hurry up, colleagues. Faster.
And you pray, grandma. Pray.
On the!
Let's.
Just wrap it in a towel, otherwise There will be a roar, the whole hospital will run away.
I can’t do something, I’m completely drunk.
I'll get wet.
Grigory seems to be fine.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys. I won't shoot.
He'll recover and finish off the three of us.
No guys.
Something for me....
Two pissed off. It's a shame, a shame. Not good, guys.
Eh, what is it?
What are you doing anyway?
I myself don’t know how it happened.
OK.
Let's get out of here.
Crap! Crap! Crap!
The cartridges are out.
Dear mother,
don't go.
That's it.
Now he definitely won’t remember anything.
I won't remember anything.
Nice!
We've been set on fire! Let's jump!
I broke my leg!
What are you doing?
I shot my leg!
Did you want to shoot me?
What have you got to do with it!
I'm Nastya...
I wanted the former Nastya with her current one.
You can't kill anyone.
We already live like animals.
Like animals in the mud.
In the midst of all this squalor...
Give me a rag! I'm going to bleed now.
Be patient!
That's it.
Take me back.
In Sklif.
Well, in short, this screenwriter is yours...
Well, I don’t really understand what its phenomenon is.
Like a city madwoman, but on really a cunning, dirty woman.
Well, this is vulgarity.
Absolute vulgarity.
Her success offends me.
Understand? Insults.
Oh my God.
What's wrong with you?
Got into a fight.
With Irka.
I got excited that I came home drunk again.
And she hit me on the knee.
With a bat.
What's wrong?
Football players?
A? A?
Yes, football players.
Yes.
What about the chick?
Same?
Yes, I'm a goalkeeper.
Goalkeeper. She's a goalkeeper.
The patient doesn't seem to remember a damn thing.
Bike date.
Romantic. Well, yes.
Cheap, reliable.
And practical.
Why here?
This is Bitsevsky Forest Park, I grew up here.
I know every path.
My grandmother took me here for a walk when I was little.
Heat.
I drank water from a flask.
Smells like plastic.
And over there, the boys and I are on rafts swam in lakes.
Homeland, in short.
Well, just an acquaintance with parents.
Well, yes.
Something like that.
Come on, I'll show you something.
ABOUT!
Look.
Berry.
Wild strawberry.
Smell.
Yummy!
She devoured it without blinking an eye.
Do you want to eat me like a berry?
No, buddy.
I'm your muse.
Free vision.
I will appear to you in a dream naked and beautiful.
And inspire you to great deeds.
OK.
I don't mind.
You said that here every you know the path. Where should I go then?
Damn, I don’t understand how this happened.
I haven't been here for a long time.
I don't know where to go. All,
lost.
Elisha will kill me. This is his bike, I took it take a ride.
It's getting chilly.
That's it.
You will have to spend the night in the forest.
But there is no rain.
Well, yes.
At least it's consoling
that we will not die of thirst.
Yeah.
That's for sure.
Listen.
That's all you are
sophisticated, I don't know.
What about becoming a model?
Everyone became and I became.
Money, independence.
In general, I’m a 3rd year journalism student at Moscow State University.
The lake is beautiful.
Witchcraft.
Shall we go for a swim?
So what?
Still soaked to the skin.
Let's go!
Come here!
Warm water.
Look.
Rain.
The moon is visible.
We're like in a dream, right?
Everything is somehow unreal.
So I came to you in a dream.
Your muse.
I promised that you would be naked.
And so quite fabulous.
Friends, how I love you all.
But our festival "Clip Makers-92" announced
closed.
They didn't give us anything!
Not a single prize!
I have 50 scenarios for you this year dashed off. And nothing!
It's shameful and bad.
No need to be upset.
We're all really lucky anyway.
Lucky...
We're all together the personification of luck.
Of course, I was lucky.
Just think, we're a year old ago who were you?
Unemployed. No one.
Living in oblivion. And now?
At the peak of time there are legends about us. Really the whole country knows our names. What's wrong?
Who do adult colleagues envy?
Because you and I
clip makers. This is the most fashionable
and a cool profession for today day. High caste! Of course we were lucky.
Why envy if we are all beggars!
Who is the beggar? Are we beggars?
Yes.
Yes, even if they are a little beggars, so what?
What are you talking about?
Nobody knows about this.
And you know what?
You are right.
I'm going to the festival this year brought two videos.
And next year I'll bring twenty-two.
We will still be the first. I promise.
Well done!
Well done! That's how it should be.
I will still break out of this oblivion.
Lika, cool! Very cool!
They even gave you a prize.
What about me? Only a diploma.
This is not good
and unfair. Grisha, tell me!
Yes Yes Yes.
Grisha, I'll go to Manhattan.
I have a shoot there in an hour. Bye.
Is this kid with you?
Yes, this is my colleague. Sidekick, or what?
Something like that.
The face is familiar.
In short, Armenchik, in kind!
I give you lam in rubles, and you're filming a video for me.
Here's my chick.
Laura.
Kind of started singing lately.
I'm giving her a house on Tverskaya now I removed the two-tier one.
And now I want to shoot a video for her.
Come on, tell me what will happen there. As there?
Ah, the clip.
Look, beaver, you are for sure saw Valeria's video "Flowers".
So that's what I did there animation.
And here you can do something like the same, to combine real filming with cartoons.
And what? Cool, yes.
Here, only Valeria has such a clip.
The song is so sloppy.
Snot. Let's do something more subdued.
Dance-dance.
I'll add rhythm. Oh, the rhythm.
You are in vain!
Her song is beautiful.
This is an old romance.
Redone.
Listen, shut your mouth! The market is not with you, but with him.
In general, I'll do the rhythm.
I'll make a dance track. In short, beaver don't doubt it at all.
I'll give you a detailed estimate. I'll write it down and prepare it.
Why are you telling me this?
Sorry, beaver. Bad Education.
Let's be careful with our education here.
Without this...
crap.
Thank you.
Say: beaver, you need this, that.
In short, tomorrow I’ll adjust the entire cache for you.
Start working.
Just relax. Don't think either about what. 100% guarantee from me.
No, no, I believe you.
It's clear, really clear.
Just no snot, no snot. We remove the snot.
Great.
Yes it's good.
When the team is larger
not great at all.
In short, Armenchik.
Consider it an agreement.
What are we talking about!
No, it's a good idea, I like it.
Dance-dance.
What a bitch you are!
Shameless!
So what if it's cloudy.
Well damn, eat his bread, drink his wine.
Well, why humiliate
an ordinary person?
It's shameful and bad.
Humiliate.
What is it?
Didn't understand? What was that?
Don't you dare hit a woman!
Oops!
What are you, devils?
Are you completely swollen?
Have you really lost your fear?
That's it, bastards.
Kirdyk will be yours now.
Shaitan!
Let's.
Put these taverns out.
The rest of you, get rid of these sluts.
Hands off!
Oops!
I am Vasily Grigorievich Kopola.
Does anyone have questions?
Who?
Why are we standing there, devils?
Take him!
Vaska! Get them, dear!
Vasenka!
Vasya!
You are a cross-armed sheep, you are my shoulder shot through.
Vasenka, dear, forgive me!
I didn't do it on purpose.
You are hero.
Hero! You saved everyone.
Thank you brother.
Handsome.
Mustache! Sorry.
How cool! You're all cool.
Yes it's simple...
Shizdets!
It's a shame you broke your car.
Now on foot
you'll have to cut from here.
How are you?
Where is the beaver?
Shaitan!
Guys, where are you?
My head hurts.
Damn, he really is a zombie.
Let's get out of here quickly. And we hope that he won't remember anything again.
I never thought that I would be happy there, seeing your BMW.
How did you know where we are?
Where from! Yenisei said.
I saw the whole pavilion
how the bandits dragged you somewhere. Through his channels he struck where.
He paged me.
Simply fantastic! You are all alive and well.
Vasily, Armen - you are real men.
Byzantine, and you are weak-assed. Yes and sat under the table.
Fuck you, vagina with teeth.
If you hadn't crawled under the table, this would have happened at all.
There was nothing. Yes!
You are so brave, Armen!
You are real! He would have broken my nose.
And I gave five mowers for it.
Or maybe he actually killed him.
And in three days it’s New Year.
What are we standing for? Let's go, guys.
Why are you doing this to me?
Let go. I'm in pain.
No, I would understand if one of ours. OK.
Well, beaver again?
Really?
This ghoul?
Yes, he doesn’t even remember that you were together.
Why?
Because you are all beggars.
That's why.
Stop! Stop!
Christina, I'm sorry.
Dancers!
Hug Christina.
Hug Christina.
Please! With a guy rope don't screw up.
One two three four! One-two!
What's difficult? I will dance?
Work, Maxim.
Let's go again.
Selling!
Well, Armenchik.
Well, dear.
Well, how long will I remain young?
I’ll become an old woman, and you’ll be the first to run away from me.
I need to think about the future.
Besides, no one said that you and I were parting.
We can meet.
He won't know anything.
I will deny everything.
How primitive you are.
Hate you.
Well then that's it.
Conversation is over.
I'll make money.
I swear.
Well, you'll earn money
then we'll talk.
Armen’s house is so chic!
Yeah, guess what!
The Armenians built a luxurious club here.
But the money is over.
He works here as a watchman.
Armen was lucky.
And who is this?
This is my grandmother Anush, she is dying.
Is this the first time you've seen it?
Hello.
She's been living here for a week now.
I took her from the nursing home.
No fucking way!
What's wrong with her?
She has this...
dementia.
Senile dementia.
She's almost eighty.
Relatives handed over
and I took it.
Let him live with me.
If she dies
it's better at home.
OK.
Then we go to the toilet.
Tell me, buddy.
Do you want kids?
Children?
What children?
Child.
Want?
I will give birth to your child.
What are you going to give birth here now?
No, idiot.
Now we will fuck, and then I will give birth to you.
Let's take it in order, shall we?
Let's fuck first.
And then we’ll discuss the child.
Fine?
As you say.
I took out a bank loan there is no way to pay interest. Here.
I decided to go to the casino to play. I have dollars, maybe you'll be lucky.
They say beginners are lucky. I have never didn't play.
No, no, stupid idea.
You can't win at a casino. You better go shoot as you like.
You'll save a hundred dollars.
I can't now.
Here.
Gun.
I’m leaving it for you especially.
Now only
love, forgiveness.
And this is humility.
Did you know that gambling Is gaming a sin too?
It's for the good.
Family rescue.
Armenchik, come with me, please. I have no choice, I don't even know how to play.
Why is your toilet always busy?
Meanwhile, Grisha and Gelya are banging.
They have love. You ask him, he will tell you how to play and where.
Vodkina!
Something's wrong with you again.
All.
You can't take his love from him gon. He'll waste the last of my money.
I can't go. Oh please
My grandmother Anush is dying. Please!
Well, who will I leave her with?
Is she on the verge of death?
Morons, who gave grandma the coconut?
Briefly speaking.
You lose your hundred dollars and we’ll leave right away, okay?
I swear, I promise, honestly.
I'm serious!
I won't give you a penny from above! To me Grandma has nothing to support.
Here's a cross for you.
Oh, what am I doing!
Armen. No no no.
He said you should be ashamed.
Lend me another 100 dollars, it will be 300.
You're normal, I already gave you 200. That's it.
I promised not to give a penny at all.
Why the hell did you bring me here? Shut up.
Stop your brains
compost, okay?
Oh please.
The last one.
Congratulations, your win.
We all take our money and get out of here.
Well, what are you doing? We just got screwed!
Grandma really had a blast.
Granny.
Take the chip.
Throw it on the table.
Congratulations!
Elisha said that you raised money here immeasurably.
Damn it guys!
And it’s winter in Moscow now.
Snow.
The poor are starving.
Shut up.
It's time, we can't always be led.
Someday this will all end.
Laura will leave again.
Armen, why are you worrying?
While he's lucky, let him rush while he rushes.
And then it will be sorted out.
Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.
The bets are in. Rates are no longer accepted.
What have you done, you stupid sheep?
2 black.
Well, okay. We still have a ton of money.
Grandma Anush! Grandma Anush, here keep it, keep some more chips. Let's.
Grandmother.
Grandmother.
Sorry.
Yes! Yes!
Yes Yes Yes.
Didn't understand?
Everything, everything, everything.
Laura.
Come with me.
Or I'll shoot him.
Please.
What are you, a director?
Because of a slut, cuckoo!
I'll strangle you, you nit.
What are you doing?
Are you in agreement, bastards?
Two versus one?
Rat!
Beaver!
Well, you have to.
What a luxury.
How are you
Hurt.
Did you manage it, right?
Darling.
Don't talk later, pigs.
That I didn't help anyone.
Well, now where from Elisha knew I was here.
What are you yelling about?
Grisha told us he I was watching you until the gate.
You were baptized.
Orthodox man with a chair?
This is for the sake of salvation.
I helped you, the fool.
All.
We need to get out of here.
Until he came to his senses.
Yes, let's go.
Happy New Year!
Well, just think, Vasya, some
really scumbags
they broke my head.
My security too.
I didn't remember anything anyway
after being wounded in ninety-two.
I remember what happened before.
RAM last half hour Well, he doesn’t remember shit.
Vasya, it’s as if she’s been erased!
In short, I am now an assistant to a deputy Gaidar selection department.
State Duma, supposedly.
Here is the most promising now the direction.
Well, in reality, we will be senior by decision drown for Boris
Nikolaevich in the presidential elections.
Well, in short, all these appointments with Bereza rules the elections.
It's all on his money.
And I was given an assignment from the party.
gather the youngest and most promising.
Will you shoot advertising for us?
Wow! And you will lead.
Cool! Come with me.
Here's a heap of greenery for you.
What? Not expected?
Well, you're a smart, smart guy.
All of Moscow, purely, respects you.
Artists, the whole party.
Just sign in the journal.
Passed - accepted.
Only contracts, of course, there won't be any.
Everything is based on concepts, purely by agreement.
Take it.
Thank you, Stanislav Nikolaevich.
I won't let you down.
You're a good guy, Vasya.
Honestly.
Stop!
So it's you!
It was you!
Exactly! You bastard.
It was you who hit me with a chair!
You!
On the head!
Pollyama look.
Here's the receipt.
Issued - accepted.
Subscribe.
Armenians!
I seem to you
I remember.
Are you for me?
Or maybe you too.
What are you making?
Sorry. Bad Education.
Eh, Armen! Us Yenisei in Thailand introduced. Have you forgotten?
Yes, Thailand.
It looks like it's a beaver.
He is! Only me Stanislav Nikolaevich now.
Nikolaevich? But for you, Stas, in short.
Glad to see you, Stas.
And here we are with Vasily Let's start some cool shit.
It's time for me to leave now.
Vasya will tell you everything.
Well!
For the chicks present here!
Amen.
Let's.
Vasya-Vasya!
I will cut out Elisha's tongue.
You must understand, we didn’t know that he was case and doesn’t remember anything.
Hello, video makers.
I see you are on a diet.
Laura! Bastard, are you?
And you are all here.
It's you!
Oh you pork!
In short, Vasya.
Birch, like, drained me.
I told him
like, I'm money...
Like, I’ll give you mine.
Lam without b.
And he leaked it!
Well... I lost it.
I'm, like, still an assistant deputy.
Waiter!
Vodka, lard and caviar!
Rug.
Sit down at the table, gentlemen.
Shut your mouth!
Get the vodka right here on the carpet.
Vasya! Fuck them!
Let's buy this restaurant for two.
Like, like, brothers.
Brothers Bobrov and Kopola.
What should we buy?
First introduce me to Birch.
He wanted to work with me like that, and I told him I’ll say that I kind of only work with you.
Like, in tandem.
Tell me, Vasya.
Why did you decide, bro?
that Bereza wants to work with you?
How why?
Well, I'm like, I'm the coolest here.
In the meadow.
Why did you decide that
Does he even need video directors?
In terms of?
Well...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
The winner, Vasya, is the one
who waits half an hour longer.
I've been on your account for a long time I had suspicions that it was you
hid the lava.
I decided to wait.
Beaver, I beg you.
Quiet.
Bro!
Beaver!
Passed by Beaver.
Knocked out with one hit.
Why aren't you picking up the phone, moron? Elisha said that Beaver called him.
I sniffed about you and asked questions where were you then, where were you going somewhere then?
What if he remembered something?!
And you don't pick up the phone.
Okay, okay. We take him by the arms.
We sit down at the table.
Everyone, go.
Thanks for helping out.
And if he again
will he remember? Everything is fine. Let's sort it out.
Go? Sure?
Yes. Go.
Thank you.
Go.
Oops!
Where I am?
Everything is fine.
We're in a restaurant.
We sat with you together.
Turley, they were drinking.
You went to the toilet.
I tripped
cracked his head.
And I lost consciousness.
Understood?
Yes I
I hit my head all the time.
Hurts.
And who are you?
Like who!
I'm Vasya Kopola.
Video maker.
And you said that at Birch
there is something to do with me.
Yes?
Yes.
Well, here we go.
Vasily Grigorievich.
I...
My partners and I decided that we will go to the polls
this summer.
For Boris Nikolaevich.
That's why we need a leader video advertising department.
I'm ready.
Here's half a million dollars.
Get started without delay.
Only
sign that you took the money.
Thank you very much.
I won't let you down.
Let's go to.
I'll show you our headquarters.
We rented a whole ship.
You shouldn't have signed up for this.
In vain?
Are you stunned, mother!
At least the money will appear.
And I'm already tired of it.
To vegetate in beggar geniuses
In vain, because it can be dangerous.
You don't need to get involved in politics.
Nonsense! What are you doing? We're all there Let's sort it out carefully.
Listen.
I'm ready for you
for all.
You know,
but I won't watch you be kill.
Spare me from this, please.
Oh my God!
What a panic!
Muse.
Everything will be OK.
Everything will be OK.
Not b.
Here's our handsome guy.
Valery Bryusov.
Hi all.
Ask.
And I say. I speak!
I say he should always look a little screwy. The people, ordinary people like it.
I understand that I'm a little bit squeamish, it's difficult.
For Yeltsin’s condition in the video this Armen answers.
Second.
Yes, yes Armen.
You need to be flexible, but slightly.
Good.
Me now.
Don't stop, motherfucker.
Because he is always under attack.
Basil.
I urgently need an advance.
We are kicked out of the apartment.
What did we agree on?
You write 50 scripts, Birch chooses ten.
And I'm paying you.
Ashamed. It's shameful and bad. Do not be bloodsucker exploiter.
Are you crazy? Grisha!
Grisha! Yes!
OK OK.
I
I'll be patient
no advance.
Have you gone completely wild, bully?
Grisha!
Why are you both crazy?
Well, you give
clip makers!
Work.
Vania!
Van! Brother, what are you doing?
Armenchik!
We are looking for you all over Moscow.
Grigory has been filming for an hour already two how it started. But why
should they wait for you? Armenchik, I'm sorry, I should have hidden.
Girls! Girls, that's it.
At home he will sign an autograph, that’s all.
Do you have a conscience?
Grisha has his debut film.
You play the main role.
Why did you buy this crap?
Remember!
The purchase should look like this:
so that it can be exchanged at night with taxi drivers
for a bottle of vodka.
$8 1/2, 501 double six.
Snet.
Snow, snow.
Let's get more, more snow.
Let's start.
Where is my...
Where's my yogurt?
Where is my...
What?
Where's my yogurt?
Where's my yogurt...
Stop!
$8 1/2, frame 18, take 33.
Buy bubble gum!
Indian's best friend.
Stop!
Double!
I'm a mega-cult figure in
within the Garden Ring.
Stop! Stop!
$8 1/2, frame 21, take 50
Matilda, honey.
My life is not a joy for me, when you won't be mine forever.
Get out of here.
Don't go crazy.
What do I hear?
You...
Damn, I don't remember the lyrics.
Stop!
Will you ever sober up, pig!
Grigory, don’t express yourself.
Break 10 minutes.
Gelya, please take it from me bottle him, I'll kill him now.
Okhlastanov, give me the bottle.
Gelya!
Do you want me to give it to you on the scoreboard?
Let's go!
Grigory.
Gregory, I'm sorry.
Nilivnev has arrived.
Byzantine.
You have exceeded all imaginable deadlines.
All allocated budgets
and my patience.
All. The film is closed.
I fired you.
Disassemble the decorations.
Nilivnev, are you completely swollen?!
Creature.
Blood! Because of you, I didn't play my role!
Stop, it's taken off!
In short, closing the film is not an option.
We'll steer ourselves.
I agreed on everything.
Agreed?
With whom?
Well, you're crazy, Vasya!
Gel, other options now no, but Grigory needs to download the film.
Hello, video makers.
Stanislav Nikolaevich.
Very nice. In short, that's it.
This is where this topic comes into play.
Now the GB type is rearing its head again.
They are eager for power.
And Birch is like for them,
but in fact, he kind of wants to drain them.
In short, he's stirring up his own troubles there.
He gives you lava at the cinema.
Well, are you there?
Just insert a couple of scenes.
Like the main villain
turns out to be a KGB agent. I can write everything perfectly, right?
Gregory? No, It is Immpossible.
The film has its own plot and Gregory cannot change it.
Well, yes.
What the hell are you doing?
This will not work.
Yes...
Well okay.
Then so.
We'll give you lava at the movies.
And even to the premiere We'll give you as much as you need.
Only you are for us for this,
a couple of videos with incriminating evidence
in Pushkinsky during the premiere
show it, like an advertisement.
Like, you're out of business.
We just need a trump premiere, so that, like, everyone would be there.
So, did you agree? Agreed.
No problem at all.
I beg you, don't do this.
Agreed. Well, here we go.
Come on, Vasily.
Tomorrow
to Bereza's office Bury by twelve.
I'll give you lava.
Because of you, I didn't play my role!
Stop, it's taken off!
In short, closing the film is not an option.
We'll steer ourselves.
I agreed on everything.
Agreed?
With whom?
Well, you're crazy, Vasya!
Gel, other options now no, but Grigory needs to download the film.
Hello, video makers.
Stanislav Nikolaevich.
Very nice. In short, that's it.
This is where this topic comes into play.
Now the GB type is rearing its head again.
They are eager for power.
And Birch is like for them,
but in fact, he kind of wants to drain them.
In short, he's stirring up his own troubles there.
He gives you lava at the cinema.
Well, are you there?
Just insert a couple of scenes.
Like the main villain
turns out to be a KGB agent. I can write everything perfectly, right?
Gregory? No, It is Impossible.
The film has its own plot and Gregory cannot change it.
Well, yes.
What the hell are you doing?
This will not work.
Yes...
Well okay.
Then so.
We'll give you lava at the movies.
And even to the premiere We'll give you as much as you need.
Only you are for us for this,
a couple of videos with incriminating evidence
in Pushkinsky during the premiere
show it, like an advertisement.
Like, you're out of business.
We just need a trump premiere, so that, like, everyone would be there.
So, did you agree? Agreed.
No problem at all.
I beg you, don't do this.
Agreed. Well, here we go.
Come on, Vasily.
Tomorrow
to Bereza's office Bury by twelve.
I'll give you lava.
Do you know where the office is?
Yes, I have. Come on.
The main thing is that we’ll get money for the film.
And then, in extreme cases, if anything happens, give him a chair We'll hit you in the head.
Crazy.
Yes.
Gel?
Gelya!
Oh, Armen!
What are you doing here?
Laura left.
Again.
To some kind of ghoul.
And from me Gelya.
She also basically left.
To the ex.
They say some kind of KGB agent, can you imagine?
Life is flowing away.
It melts like this snow.
On the palms.
Oblivion.
So what about the gang?
Krasavellas!
And Grisha is also smart. By the way, where is he?
He was very sorry that he could not come.
He's on sabbatical.
Did you drink or what?
Yes, but in general
he doesn't drink.
Yes, yes, by the way, the movie turned out
simply awesome. Just great.
Moscow is buzzing.
And Bereza is happy too.
Yes, he wants to order you a new movie.
Seriously?
About the oligarch.
About the oligarch is my topic. I ... them I just love it, I’ll write a wonderful script.
Well, here we go.
Grisha! Gelya!
Run away from Moscow right now.
Drop everything and run.
What?
All our...
killed.
Tonya and Armen and Vasya.
What?
Run!
Well, here we go.
Let's go!
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