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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:04,046 ♪ Suspenseful music playing ♪ 2 00:00:06,549 --> 00:00:08,550 ♪ music crescendos ♪ 3 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:11,554 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 4 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:40,124 ♪ serene music playing ♪ 5 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:44,169 - [on speaker]: Congratulations, fellow citizens! 6 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:47,547 3023 will go down in history 7 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:51,218 as the year we triumphed over COVID-19! 8 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,221 [crowd cheering] 9 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:57,474 LINDA [on TV]: We interrupt the triumph over COVID-19 10 00:00:57,475 --> 00:01:00,644 for a special report. A new virus... 11 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,145 - Oh, for Pete's sake. 12 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:05,065 - A new virus dubbed EXPLOVID-23 13 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:08,944 has broken out among the mutants who dwell beneath New New York. 14 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:12,322 - Symptoms include blinding, uncontrollable anger! 15 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:15,158 As well as a mild cough, which I don't have. I'm fine. 16 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,953 - A complete travel ban to and from the sewers 17 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:21,915 is being enforced by the city's fattest police officers. 18 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:24,918 [clang] - Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Love ya! 19 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:27,212 - Feh. Always with the love. 20 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:30,006 - We already hugged you. Now, we gotta talk about it? 21 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,926 [both cough] [manhole slams] 22 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:35,179 - Sorry I'm late. What? 23 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:37,347 [Bender crinkles] 24 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,685 - Let's move, you sofa snails! We've got a delivery! 25 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,855 ♪ 26 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:46,106 [cheering and applause] 27 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,066 MAYOR: And now, I'm proud to present 28 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,110 the city's highest award, 29 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:52,904 the key to the Times Square liquor cabinet, 30 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:56,116 to the super-spreader of truth himself, 31 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,952 Bill Nye, the Science Head! 32 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,245 [applause] 33 00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,247 - Congratulations, Mr. Science. 34 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:03,790 [coughing] 35 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,585 - Let me just bend that mic for you. [grunting] 36 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:07,919 [mic feedback] [clears throat] 37 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,006 - Thank you for this tremendously dubious honor. 38 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:14,217 After what seemed like a thousand years of COVID... 39 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:15,969 - But was actually more! 40 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:19,598 - I declare the pandemic to be officially over. 41 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,767 [coughs] [bubbling] 42 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:24,102 [all coughing] 43 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:26,105 [crowd coughing] 44 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:29,274 - Ugh. Watch where ya's coughin', bow tie! 45 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,567 [grunts] Ow-zers! 46 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,152 - For crying out loud! 47 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,070 [mayor grunts] 48 00:02:33,071 --> 00:02:35,989 ♪ 49 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,742 I'm using the principles of aerodynamics 50 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:40,285 to get the hell outta here! 51 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,287 [airplane whirring] 52 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:44,290 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 53 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,626 - [laughs] Do it again! 54 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,503 [whirring] [Amy groans] 55 00:02:49,504 --> 00:02:51,004 - An anger pandemic? 56 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,840 Not to point fingers, but Leela's spreading it. 57 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,760 - I am not, you jerks! [coughs] 58 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:59,680 I'm just running a couple degrees angrier than normal. 59 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,933 - Good news, infecter-inos! 60 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,894 I've developed a test to see who's got the virus 61 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,188 and who's just naturally mean. 62 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:11,400 You simply jam this Q-tip up your nose... 63 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:13,318 [grunting] [squishing, cracking] 64 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,529 [nasally] way, way up your nose, 65 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:18,115 and collect a brain matter sample. 66 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:19,533 - That looks kinda fun. 67 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:21,785 I can't wait to do it hundreds of times! 68 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:26,248 - Now, we wait for a line to appear under the two control dots. 69 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,834 If the line curves up, you're fine. 70 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:29,835 [cheerful ding] 71 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:31,337 Huzzah! 72 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:35,340 - Here goes nothin'. [grunts] [squishing] 73 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:39,094 [Amy, Hermes, Leela grunting] [Zoidberg humming, slurping] 74 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:42,265 [cheerful dinging] 75 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,099 [loud buzz] 76 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,892 - This can't be right, Professor! 77 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,478 Your test stinks, and so does your ugly face! 78 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,230 - Oh no! She's got it! 79 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,274 - Quarantine her in the angry dome! 80 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,317 [beep] [air whooshes] 81 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,236 [yelping, grunting] 82 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:59,364 - Stupid, stinkin', lousy, no good, son of a... 83 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,616 ♪ 84 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,494 - While we don't yet know how the virus spreads, 85 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:06,872 we do know it's anger-based. 86 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:10,208 I am therefore issuing an executive aroo 87 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:12,753 that everyone wear a mask over their ears 88 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:15,964 to prevent the transmission of upsetting remarks. 89 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:17,716 Agnew! Come! 90 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:20,762 [Agnew groans] [splashing] 91 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,473 - Mr. President, how could this possibly be of the slightest... 92 00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:27,350 - Thanks, fellas. Since I don't hear any questions, 93 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:30,062 this prrress conference is adjourned! 94 00:04:30,063 --> 00:04:31,980 - Out of an abundance of caution, 95 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:34,232 all work will henceforth go remote 96 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,485 using a new app called Gloom. 97 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:37,319 [beep] 98 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,279 In some ways, it will be better. 99 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,656 Especially for those of us with families. 100 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,409 [Dwight humming] 101 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:47,204 - Dwight, stop Gloom-bombing your dad's meeting! 102 00:04:47,205 --> 00:04:49,206 And put on some britches! 103 00:04:49,207 --> 00:04:52,542 - Hey, LaBarbara. How's your grandma? She improvin'? 104 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:53,919 - Yeah, she doin' alright. 105 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,253 - Give her my best. [static] 106 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:58,006 ZOIDBERG [glitching]: I'm having trouble with my... Anybody hear... 107 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,675 Wi-Fi issues... hungry. [static] 108 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,261 [Bender chewing loudly] - Bender, you idiot! 109 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,013 Do you have to eat those now?! 110 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,890 - I don't have to eat anything ever. 111 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,058 [loud eating] 112 00:05:08,059 --> 00:05:09,684 - I'm warning you! 113 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:12,187 - [laughs] What are you gonna do? 114 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,314 - Hi... yah! [Bender grunts] 115 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,817 - Wow, this technology's come a long way. 116 00:05:16,818 --> 00:05:18,944 - I actually like working on Gloom. 117 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:21,030 These hair filters save a ton of time. 118 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:27,202 - Uh-wha... - Professor, you're a teddy bear! 119 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:29,871 - I assure you I am not. [sparkling, bubbling] 120 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,873 ALL: Aw... 121 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:35,585 - Is this the Gloom room where I can refill my prescriptions? 122 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,838 - No! This is a delivery company! 123 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,298 - Can you deliver my prescriptions? 124 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,008 - We could, but we won't! 125 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,219 Oh, this is a dismal failure. 126 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:46,972 Everyone report to the office in person. 127 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:50,642 - But, Professor! That is a violation of health and safety standards. 128 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:54,396 - Everything we do is a violation of health and safety standards! 129 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,148 Just wear a mask! [static] 130 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:59,568 ♪ energetic music playing ♪ 131 00:05:59,569 --> 00:06:02,487 HERMES: We are dealing with a highly contagious virus, 132 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:05,323 so we'll need to practice hygiene theater. 133 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,492 [stretching] 134 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,578 [hocks, spits] 135 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,579 [squeaking] 136 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:14,458 AMY: You know, I heard there's not really even a virus at all. 137 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:17,294 It's just a big hoax, like the moon landing. 138 00:06:17,295 --> 00:06:19,254 - You were on the moon last week! 139 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:21,131 You grew up on Mars! 140 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,258 AMY: That's what they want you to think! 141 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:26,303 HERMES: Ugh. Enough with the conspiracy theories, people! 142 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:28,180 Let's look at the facts. 143 00:06:28,181 --> 00:06:29,556 Irrational rage, 144 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,059 spread through saliva and spit, 145 00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:33,894 constant angry moaning. 146 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:35,979 It's all the classic symptoms... 147 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,773 of zombie-ism! 148 00:06:37,774 --> 00:06:39,733 [all scoffing] AMY: No way! 149 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:43,695 - That's completely unscientific, Hermes. EXPLOVID victims 150 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:47,115 move at way too normal a speed to be zombies. 151 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:49,493 HERMES: There are all speeds of zombies out there! 152 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:52,412 Fast ones. Slow ones. Brisk shufflers. 153 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,831 But the cure is always the same. 154 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,917 Voodoo. - Balderdash! 155 00:06:56,918 --> 00:07:00,754 People stopped believing in voodoo back in Fry's time. 156 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:03,256 HERMES: But voodoo didn't stop believing in them. 157 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:05,258 Voodoo may not be well understood, 158 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,219 but it gets results. 159 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,970 - You know what else gets results? 160 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,430 Public ridicule. 161 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:13,517 [all laugh] 162 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:16,103 HERMES [gritted teeth]: And yet, there are zombies. 163 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:18,105 [stew bubbling] 164 00:07:18,106 --> 00:07:20,315 - [sips] Oh shoot. 165 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:22,150 I forgot to pick up a goat! 166 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:25,446 Dwight, go across the hall and borrow goat from Mrs. Wilson. 167 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:28,657 - Pack your bags. We are going to New New Orleans. 168 00:07:28,658 --> 00:07:30,659 - [gasps] For Mardi Gras? 169 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:31,952 - No. Well, I mean, 170 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:34,413 it happens to be Mardi Gras, but that's beside the point! 171 00:07:34,414 --> 00:07:36,039 I believe there are people there 172 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,958 who could defeat this virus with... 173 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,292 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ voodoo. 174 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,585 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ [gasps] 175 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:43,588 - Dwight, go to your room right now! [goat bleats] 176 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:47,384 You are messin' with powers you don't understand, husband. 177 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:50,012 But I do! - Then come with me, woman! 178 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:52,222 - You must listen to me 179 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:54,808 'cause I grew up in a voodoo family, 180 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:57,978 and zombie-ism killed my father! 181 00:07:57,979 --> 00:07:59,981 Then brought him back to life! 182 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,442 Me don't want anymore to do with that world. 183 00:08:03,443 --> 00:08:04,860 - Then I'll have to seek out 184 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:07,529 these practitioners of the dark arts on my own. 185 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,782 Hopefully, they are near that place with the good beignets. 186 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:13,160 - Be very careful, husband, 187 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:15,078 and promise me one thing. 188 00:08:15,079 --> 00:08:16,621 If you survive, 189 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,958 you gonna bring me back some of them beignets! 190 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:23,462 [whooshing] 191 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,798 ♪ 192 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,009 [gun cocking, whirring] 193 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:31,637 - What? It's my emotional support gun. 194 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:35,098 - Which section, sir? Business or fighting? 195 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,977 - Uh, the first one. - Right this way. 196 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,313 - Hand sanitizer? - No thanks. 197 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:42,814 - Eh, more for me. 198 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,192 [gulping] 199 00:08:45,193 --> 00:08:46,568 RANDY: Ma'am? Ma'am? 200 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,112 Please, don't jam your husband into the overhead bin. 201 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:51,740 - Don't you tell my wife how to jam me into things! 202 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:54,868 - I know my rights. I'm recording you! 203 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:58,747 - And I'm recording you for recording him without permission! 204 00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:01,500 [all yelling] 205 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:04,294 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 206 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:07,089 - As your mayor, I'm proud to announce 207 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:09,591 that our city's most prominent egghead 208 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,052 has developed a vaccine that will end 209 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:15,138 my terrible poll numbers once and for all! 210 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,348 [excited chatter] [shutters snap] 211 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,682 - Quite so. 212 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,644 Thanks to cutting-edge RNA technology, 213 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:24,231 my vaccine is as potent as it is untested. 214 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:27,234 - Ha! My essentially identical vaccine 215 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:28,944 is far superior! 216 00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:30,821 - Wernstrom. 217 00:09:30,822 --> 00:09:33,532 - It's a two-shot regimen. - Oh, yeah? 218 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:37,285 Well, mine's three, and it makes your shoulder sore for a month! 219 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,746 - Mine makes your arm shrivel and fall off! 220 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:43,125 - Big deal! Mine comes with a futuristic way 221 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:46,712 of knowing exactly who's been vaccinated and who hasn't, 222 00:09:46,713 --> 00:09:50,383 a small scrap of easily lost paper. [wind blowing] 223 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,971 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 224 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,597 - I made your favorite, Leela. 225 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,726 Chicken-shaped steak! 226 00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:04,104 [cutlery clinking] - "Wow, this is great, Fry!" 227 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,190 Is what I'd say if this pan sauce weren't so bland! 228 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:10,527 - Yeah, well, I know that's just the virus talking. 229 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:12,989 How's the cream pie? [gasps, gurgles] 230 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:17,492 - Scoop Chang, New New Yorker Crossword Puzzle editor, Smartwatch Edition. 231 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,619 Dr. Wernstrom, what do you say to reports 232 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,289 your vaccine has the side effect of magnetism? 233 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:24,791 - That's a feature, not a bug. [zap] 234 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,334 [amazed chatter] 235 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,086 - Linda, Morbo and Linda. 236 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:30,464 According to an anonymous internet post, 237 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:33,216 your anti-anger vaccine causes sterility. 238 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,011 Care to comment? - The sterility is essential! 239 00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:38,930 Studies show that kids are what make people angriest! 240 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,432 Everyone hates kids! 241 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:42,601 [applause] [zap] 242 00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:44,686 - Am I the only journalist here 243 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,064 who even bothered to bring my own facts? 244 00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:48,732 - Dr. Banjo! 245 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:51,443 - Yes, the Dr. Banjo 246 00:10:51,444 --> 00:10:55,405 of The Dr. Banjo Experience Podcast Experience Hour. 247 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:58,742 Professor Farnsworth, how do you respond to rumors I'm starting 248 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:01,661 that there are 5G chips in your vaccine? 249 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,413 - I would simply reassure you 250 00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,207 that the 5G chips are safe 251 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,542 and purely for surveillance purposes. 252 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,378 [shocked chatter] - Dear God! 253 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,837 - But that's how it works! 254 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,882 The 5G chips track the virus particles, 255 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:16,176 so the space lasers can shoot them. 256 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:18,553 - Keep that quackery away from me! [zap] 257 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:20,514 [screaming] 258 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:23,850 [growling] 259 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,561 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 260 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:30,400 [fighting, shouting] 261 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,442 - May I take your tray, ma'am? 262 00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:35,654 - No, you may not take my dang tray! 263 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:38,615 - Ow! Why do we have to serve shish kabob? 264 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:40,784 [door creaks] - Hey, don't make me come back there! 265 00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:43,787 - Sir, please go back to your seat. - I'm the captain! 266 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:46,248 - Don't you pull rank with me, flyboy! 267 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:49,126 Sit your tushy down, and drive this thing. 268 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:50,420 - Tushy my ass! 269 00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:53,588 [alarm beeping] 270 00:11:53,589 --> 00:11:54,589 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 271 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,593 [whirring, screeching] 272 00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:01,096 [all screaming] 273 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:02,931 CAPTAIN [over PA]: This is the captain speaking. 274 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:04,725 Passengers fighting in the window seats will notice 275 00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:07,686 we're careening past scenic Lake Pontchartrain. 276 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:10,188 ♪ Jazz music playing ♪ 277 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,776 [gumbo splattering] [crowd cheering] 278 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:18,238 [glass shattering] [metal creaking] 279 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:21,158 - Help... I can't move my legs... 280 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:22,993 Ooh! I smell gumbo! 281 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,287 [grunting, wincing] [bones cracking] 282 00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:27,331 [glass crunching] 283 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,334 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 284 00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,378 [crowd chatter] [crunching] 285 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,921 [splashing] [gasps, shudders] 286 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,842 [sloshing] 287 00:12:41,179 --> 00:12:42,180 [door creaks] 288 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:47,101 ♪ mysterious music playing ♪ 289 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:51,313 Hello, madam. Is this the Voodoo HQ? 290 00:12:51,314 --> 00:12:53,398 - Shh. You do voodoo? 291 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:54,900 - You misconstrue. 292 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:57,360 Who do voodoo at the HQ? 293 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,612 - Entendu. 294 00:12:58,613 --> 00:13:01,740 But such information won't come cheap. 295 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:04,117 - I found this quarter outside. 296 00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:06,536 Don't worry. I wiped off most of the vomit. 297 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,413 [quarter clicking] 298 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,749 - Then let us consult the tarot. 299 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,209 [cards shuffle, whir] 300 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:14,252 ♪ mysterious music playing ♪ 301 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,963 The Key of Bones, 302 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,799 the Hanging Man, 303 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,427 the Man Being Crushed by a Big Beignet, 304 00:13:22,428 --> 00:13:26,014 and the Man Being Beaten by the Saints Mascot. 305 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:29,309 Which path do you choose? 306 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,519 - Hm. 307 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,604 What's in that pot under the hanging guy? 308 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,731 - Boiling gumbo. 309 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,316 - I'll start with the gumbo. 310 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,653 [street chatter] 311 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,488 Hit me. 312 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,489 ELZAR: Bam! [squeals] 313 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:46,201 [boiling] 314 00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:48,036 - Mm. Kinda mild. 315 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:49,579 Guess I'll try this one instead. 316 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,873 ♪ Dramatic sting ♪ 317 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,751 - This damned pandemic would be over 318 00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:57,379 if only people would take my vaccine. 319 00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:00,549 Why is everyone but me so stupid?! 320 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:04,261 - Splah. Because everyone but you uses social media! 321 00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:06,430 [beep] - These vaccine fascists 322 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,265 are taking away our freedom! 323 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,517 I might as well be in a cage at the zoo, 324 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,102 like my aunt! [beep] 325 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:16,065 - This confounded mask is destroying my lungs. 326 00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:18,400 [exhales] 327 00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:21,194 - [sighs] All this misinformation on Facebag 328 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,904 is tearing us apart. 329 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,865 I wonder who's posting it. 330 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,367 ♪ Ominous music playing ♪ 331 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,370 [typing] 332 00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,872 - What else should I post, Dad? 333 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:33,957 - Who cares? The crazier the better. 334 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,752 Tell 'em worm medicine helps! [laughs] 335 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:39,963 Those poor, easily manipulated fools. 336 00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:42,799 Soon, our time to invade will draw near! 337 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,092 - Sounds fun. 338 00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:47,220 I'll pack my scream-canceling headphones. 339 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:50,265 LEELA [on speaker]: Lousy, rotten, tiny angry dome! 340 00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,350 - Leela? I'm really sorry. 341 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,686 I tried shoving these flowers where you said, 342 00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,146 but I just couldn't manage it. 343 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,564 Please take them. 344 00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:59,649 - Don't come any closer, you dope! 345 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,735 You'll get sick and probably beat up. 346 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:05,280 - I don't care. I can't stand being apart any longer! 347 00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:06,615 I'm coming in. 348 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:07,908 [creaks, clangs] 349 00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:10,869 [both fighting, grunting] 350 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:13,413 [both coughing] 351 00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:14,456 [both moaning] 352 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,249 [coughing, moaning] 353 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,126 [both coughing] 354 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:21,797 ♪ 355 00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:24,633 - That fortune teller must have been jerking my chicken! 356 00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:26,885 There's nothing here! [door creaks] 357 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:29,554 - Nothing but us bones, mon ami. 358 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,431 - Sweet andouille of St. Louis! 359 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,975 A robot made of bones! 360 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,103 - Je m'appelle Bonebot. 361 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:38,271 Been bones-keepin' this boneyard 362 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,524 for three bone-dred years. 363 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,777 - Oh good! Because I am on a bone-related errand. 364 00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:47,072 I'm looking for a secret bone key to the Voodoo HQ. 365 00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:50,492 - Huh. I ain't never seen no bone key. 366 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:52,995 - Have you checked that prominently displayed skull? 367 00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:56,082 [bones clattering] 368 00:15:56,749 --> 00:16:00,252 - Well, huh. Guess I never really done looked 'round the place. 369 00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:02,671 Probably 'cause I got no eyes. 370 00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:05,173 Come on! I'll give you a ride. 371 00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,925 [fanboat roaring] 372 00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:09,928 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 373 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,012 [whimpering] 374 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,765 Go on and git from here, gar fish! 375 00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:17,227 [gagging] 376 00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:20,981 - That eighth bowl of gumbo may have been a mistake. 377 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:24,276 - No amount of gumbo's a mistake, mon ami. 378 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,319 Water's always choppy in there here parts 379 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,822 on account of the force field levees. 380 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:31,158 [fanboat whirring down] 381 00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:34,286 - Y'all see a dugong from Macon, run him down! 382 00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:37,038 He absconded with my daughter's dowry. 383 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,042 [splashing] [insects chirping] 384 00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:43,046 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 385 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,799 [teeth chattering] 386 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,926 - This place gimme the heebie-jeebies, 387 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,887 and not the boogie-woogie kind! 388 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,680 - You're literally made of bones! 389 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,599 - And I aim to keep it that way! 390 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,810 [Hermes grunts] Bon voyage! 391 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:03,732 [wood creaks] [gulps, pants] 392 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:05,525 [clicking, rumbling] 393 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:08,236 ♪ eerie piano music playing ♪ 394 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,489 [rattling] 395 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:11,656 - Wh-Who goes there? 396 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,909 [deep laugh] [rattling] 397 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,160 ♪ sting dramatic ♪ 398 00:17:15,161 --> 00:17:16,661 Barbados Slim?! 399 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,790 - People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. 400 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,166 Come in, Hermes! 401 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,710 Make yourself feel inadequate. 402 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:26,714 ♪ Ominous music playing ♪ 403 00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:31,177 [spacecraft whirring] 404 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,678 ♪ intense music playing ♪ 405 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,181 LINDA: Tonight, Earth is under attack. 406 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:40,185 Alien invaders have taken advantage of our planet's internal divisions 407 00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:42,354 to launch an all-out assault. [lasers blasting] 408 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:45,440 - Die, you disgusting freak! [coughing] 409 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:49,404 - [coughing] I just hope I kill you before those invaders do. 410 00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:53,073 - All hope is lost. Morbo? 411 00:17:53,074 --> 00:17:55,158 - They must be destroyed! 412 00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,786 Both sides must be destroyed! 413 00:17:57,787 --> 00:17:59,371 [Linda laughs, coughs] 414 00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:01,289 - I am so sick of you! 415 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,707 [grunts] MORBO: Help! 416 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,293 - You're the head of the Voodoo HQ? 417 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,963 I can't believe it! - Believe it, man. 418 00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:10,215 Me studied with the best of the best. 419 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,217 She goes by the name of... 420 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:14,302 LaBarbara. [gasps] 421 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,430 And she was good at voodoo, too. 422 00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:18,682 [laughing] 423 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,977 - You stay away from her! She's married to me now! 424 00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:24,396 You two are mostly ancient history. 425 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:27,107 - History has a way of repeating itself, brother. 426 00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:29,651 Now, what brings you here? 427 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,862 - The virus. I believe voodoo 428 00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:33,905 might be the only thing that can fight it. 429 00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,365 - Well, that much is obvious. 430 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:38,368 I thought it might be a form of demonic possession, 431 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:40,704 but the tests came back negative. 432 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,122 - But consider this. 433 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:45,959 My theory is the virus is a type of zombie-ism! 434 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,170 - Sweet potatoes of Barbados! 435 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:51,089 You don't see a lot of angry, shouting zombies, 436 00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,050 but it would explain a lot. 437 00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:56,344 Hermes, you may have cracked this coconut. 438 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,972 - Stop naming foods! Gettin' hungry again. 439 00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:02,517 - Sadly, curing zombie-ism is the kind of voodoo 440 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,935 I don't do. 441 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:06,438 There's only one person with that expertise, 442 00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,482 and I'm afraid... [door creaks] 443 00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:12,402 - Afraid she might be too sexually attracted to you to think straight? 444 00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:14,154 [laughs] Well, you're mostly right. 445 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,238 - LaBarbara?! 446 00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:18,075 - Hermes, I couldn't let you do this alone. 447 00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:21,496 You were brave to come here, and I love you. 448 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:24,372 Well, hello, Barbados. 449 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:27,000 - But, how did you find us here? 450 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,503 And why do you have a key to Barbados' place? 451 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:30,879 - Eh, that's not important. 452 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,382 - I've also got a key to your place. 453 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:34,633 - Also not important. 454 00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:38,512 - Come! Follow me to the inner sanctum. 455 00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:39,763 [bones rattle] 456 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,766 ♪ mysterious music playing ♪ 457 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,769 [bones rattling] 458 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:49,648 - [gasps] What dark, well-lit sorcery is this? 459 00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:53,068 [machines beeping] 460 00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:56,071 ♪ intense music playing ♪ 461 00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:59,242 [spacecraft whirring] [crowd screaming] 462 00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:04,788 - People of Earth! I am Lrrr, 463 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:07,582 ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! 464 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,501 [coughing] Excuse me. 465 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:13,463 I shall rule mercilessly over your weak and divided... 466 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:14,715 [sneezes] 467 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:17,092 That's odd. I've never sneezed before. 468 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,427 I don't even have a nose. 469 00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:21,012 - Me neither. [sneezes] 470 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:24,224 - Stop interrupting me while I'm trying to dominate these people! 471 00:20:24,225 --> 00:20:26,852 - You couldn't dominate a bowl of fudge! 472 00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:28,937 Although you sure try! 473 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,731 - Oh yeah? [coughs] - Oh! [coughs] 474 00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:32,649 - It's better than that flavor-free dessert 475 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,234 that you serve. [coughs] NDND: Is that right? 476 00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:35,402 [loud buzz] 477 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,696 PROFESSOR: Oh, it's just as I feared. 478 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:42,200 The virus has mutated with Omicronium NDNDNA. 479 00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:45,412 It's a highly contagious Omicron variant. 480 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,038 - You're a contagious variant! 481 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,039 [coughs] 482 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,501 - Go back where you came from, you Omi-clods. 483 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,753 [grunts] [weak snap] 484 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:55,380 - Everyone is so angry. [coughs] 485 00:20:55,381 --> 00:20:57,382 Especially me! [grunts] 486 00:20:57,383 --> 00:20:59,051 - Ow! My schnookus! 487 00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:01,970 ♪ Dramatic music playing ♪ 488 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,056 [fighting, yelling, coughing] 489 00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:07,059 - Kill all humans! Kill all humans! 490 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,102 - Can robots even get the virus? 491 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,604 - What virus? [grunts] 492 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:11,855 [crashes] 493 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:13,106 [whirring, rattling] 494 00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:16,276 - Now, the key is to produce a voodoo potion 495 00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:19,237 that tricks the body into thinking it has the virus, 496 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,948 but without actually gettin' the disease. 497 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:25,911 - Aha! So, the immune system falls under its spell 498 00:21:25,912 --> 00:21:29,331 and produces anti-jujus that attack the spike protein, 499 00:21:29,332 --> 00:21:32,209 thus inoculating against future infection. 500 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:33,710 - Precisely. 501 00:21:33,711 --> 00:21:37,005 You got some serious mental pecs, husband. 502 00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:39,132 My second favorite kind. 503 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,384 [stretching] 504 00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:41,885 - Hey, cut that out! 505 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:44,180 Why didn't I get a wink for my mental pecs? 506 00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:47,391 - Now, we gonna need an animal sacrifice. 507 00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:49,810 I-I mean, um, test subject. 508 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:52,854 - Not me. [coughs] I'm too angry! 509 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,356 - Don't worry, man. 510 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:56,483 The doll won't feel a thing. 511 00:21:56,484 --> 00:21:59,069 - Ow! My calculator arm! 512 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,987 - [sighs] I just hope it's got the mojo 513 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,115 to defeat this anger virus. 514 00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:04,866 Come, let's run a test. 515 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,870 [smooching] [LaBarbara moans] 516 00:22:08,621 --> 00:22:12,582 - Hm. I just feel a normal, easy-to-repress rage. 517 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:16,128 - Then, perhaps we should test it a bit more thoroughly. 518 00:22:16,129 --> 00:22:17,587 [giggles] 519 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:19,047 - That's enough testing! 520 00:22:19,048 --> 00:22:19,840 ♪ 521 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:23,552 LABARBARA: Voodoo shots! Freshly conjured voodoo shots! 522 00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:25,054 LEELA: Ow! 523 00:22:29,392 --> 00:22:31,435 - Can you assure me there is absolutely 524 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,520 no science in this vaccine? 525 00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:37,399 - Nothing but 100% Louisiana swamp voodoo. 526 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,984 [Dr. Banjo grunts] 527 00:22:38,985 --> 00:22:40,653 [monkey ooking] 528 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:44,030 [doll squeaks] - Ouchie! 529 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,366 I was, uh, promised a lollipop. 530 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,535 - Uh, here. [slurp] 531 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:51,538 - Mm, tastes a bit like wig glue. [slurp] 532 00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:54,416 - What a bunch of mumbo gumbo! [doll squeaks] 533 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,835 Anything I can't understand is fake! 534 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:57,919 [stab] Ooh! 535 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,005 ♪ Tense ♪ 536 00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,673 ♪ peaceful ♪ 537 00:23:01,674 --> 00:23:03,967 Ahh, that's better. 538 00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:05,469 Hermes, my friend. 539 00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:09,389 I owe you an apology for being so anti-voodoo. 540 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:12,225 It may seem bat-whack crazy to a layman, 541 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,728 but I see now that voodoo methods 542 00:23:14,729 --> 00:23:18,065 are built on centuries of brilliant scholarship. 543 00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:21,443 - It's okay, Professor. And it's understandable. 544 00:23:21,444 --> 00:23:24,821 After all, any sufficiently advanced magic 545 00:23:24,822 --> 00:23:28,116 is indistinguishable from science. 546 00:23:28,117 --> 00:23:29,242 [squeak] 547 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,619 [stab, inject] 548 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:33,121 - Ahh yeah... 549 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:35,625 ♪ uplifting ♪ 550 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:39,170 ♪ 39752