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MITCHELL: I do solemnly swear
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that everything I am about to tell you is true.
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A spill of weirdness from another dimension
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turned my hometown into the center of weirdness
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for the entire universe.
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Don't believe me? Just watch.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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MITCHELL: After a long Indiana winter,
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people's thoughts turn to the coming of spring.
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But here in Eerie, all thoughts give way
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to the big weekend of small town fun known as
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Jackalope Days.
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Okay, okay, down a little, Mitch.
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Up a tich on your end, Mr. Crawford.
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No, no, no!
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Mitchell, you gotta keep on coming up, all right?
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Crawford, just... Stay there.
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Doesn't have to be perfect.
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Yes, it does.
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Anybody who comes in,
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this is the first thing they're gonna see.
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[STAMMERS] How's that?
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Stanley!
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Dead nuts!
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All right, Mitchell, tie it up.
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Use a sheep-shape knot, we don't wanna slip in.
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Stanley, who exactly put you in charge?
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Jackalope Days.
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Where the little guy is king. [MITCHELL CHUCKLES]
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Well, maybe,
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the little guy can tell us where to put these.
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Huh? [CHUCKLING]
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I know where we can put one of them.
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STANLEY: Wow.
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The first Jackalope.
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Makes you feel fuzzy all over, doesn't it?
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Well, that could be the dust mites.
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I forgot to seal the box.
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Tell us the story, Mr. Crawford.
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All right.
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A rare and wily jackalope
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born in the mists of Eerie's past,
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a cross between the Jack
Rabbit and the Pygmy Antelope.
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He was the undisputed king of the great Midwest.
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A majestic creature,
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who protected the weak and the timid,
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to this day, he still roams Eerie's piny wood,
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ever-vigilant to defend those...
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Pure of heart and wiggly of nose.
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[CHUCKLING] Mm...
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STANLEY: But this year,
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we're gonna win your best
fake jackalope photo contest.
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MR. CRAWFORD: Well, good luck!
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Remember, there's always a chance
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you'll meet one face to face.
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I can't hardly wait.
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Buck Corona the Third,
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world's most renowned hunter,
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of the unhunted.
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The unhunted?
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I go after what no one else believes in,
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let alone has the guts to hunt.
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Wow.
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Wow doesn't begin to describe it.
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African hoop snake.
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Bites its tail to roll up on you.
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I smoked one in '93.
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The Minotaur, the Griffin,
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got them all with the old [KISSES] Bugsy here.
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The Ackrorn PSI
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native freon blaster,
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modified, of course.
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The only weapon to bag the beast
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Sherlock Holmes called them
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the most terrifying he ever faced,
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the giant rat of Sumatra.
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Sherlock Holmes was fiction.
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So were all those other animals.
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They don't exist.
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Not anymore, they don't.
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What brings you to Eerie, Mr. Corona?
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[CHUCKLING] I came to pick off one of these.
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I hear you sell hunting licenses.
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It'll cost you 20 bucks.
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[CHUCKLES] Small price to pay
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to bag a legend.
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Yes!
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MITCHELL: The jackalope is a goofy world myth,
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a tell-tale postcard come to life.
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But Buck Corona III made my blood run cold.
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And I wondered if the little critter
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was in danger of a fate
worse than being bad folk art.
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Back home, my family was making
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their own preparations for Jackalope Days,
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unaware of the dark force
that had just blown into town.
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Aha, Mitchell, Stanley!
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Hang on, just in time
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to try my entry into the jackalope stew contest.
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Chili! The little guy's favorite!
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Oh, give it here!
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Here you go, go, oh.
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You know jackalopes love chili.
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If it's spicy enough to make your nose run,
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the jackalope comes and picks up its scent,
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and it comes to tastes it.
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I know. But Stanley, you better hold off.
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Last year, you ended up
sucking ice, so you could talk.
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[COUGHING]
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[STAMMERS] Getting there, Mr. T!
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Ice is in the freezer.
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[WHEEZING] [COUGHING]
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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ I'm sitting here
Fretting my hearts in despair
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♪ The word in town's told me
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♪ I'm getting the chair
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♪ As soon as we'll be
standing In that heavenly choir
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♪ With my backside All scorched in
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♪ My hair is still on fire
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♪ So you lonely loogies
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♪ I know how you feel
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♪ But I still want A big steak
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♪ To be my last meal
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[CLAPPING] [DOG HOWLING]
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What was that?
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Well, the nuclear workers auxiliary
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thought that it might be fun for us to have some
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jackalope songs for the festivities.
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Jackalope songs?
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Legend has it
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the jackalope can imitate the human voice.
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STANLEY: Didn't you know that?
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Many old cowpokes sing
it to their little doggies.
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Hear their lonesome melody
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echoing down from the high grass.
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MR. TAYLOR: Try to keep
up on your local history, Son.
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Jackalope Days are so much like Christmas.
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Great songs,
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wonderful food,
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and animals with antlers.
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Yeah, people who want to kill them.
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What?
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Just, we met this really weird big game hunter
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at the World O'Stuff,
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he said he was gonna shoot a jackalope.
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The jackalope's made up, Mitchell.
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But Mr. Crawford sold him
a jackalope hunting license.
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Now why would he buy one
unless there was a chance,
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even a really small chance
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the jackalopes still live here.
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[ALL LAUGHING] Mitchell.
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Oh, Son...
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It's probably somebody that
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Mayor Carver brought in to attract more tourists.
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Come on, Stanley, let's go test that chili again.
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MITCHELL: Despite the incredibly sensitive
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and supportive assurance
from my best friend and family,
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I still felt uneasy.
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And what happened in the days to come,
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didn't make me feel any better.
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Hey, Mitchell. How's it going?
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Hey, Damien. Where'd you...
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One eight year old
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says he saw Jackalopes
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sunbathing at these coordinates.
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BOTH: Mm-hmm.
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And those two carat plastic asses showed me
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came from two clicks
north of the exact same spot.
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BOTH: Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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What's going on?
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Mr. Weird Kingdom over there
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rented part of my store for a war room.
[CHUCKLES]
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He's paying five bucks for the tips
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for the likely whereabouts of the Jackalope.
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You're kidding.
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For fifty bucks,
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I told him there was a creek in the piny woods
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where you can still catch
fur bearing bass. [GIGGLES]
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Go make yourself some folding money.
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[GIGGLING]
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Don't you think that it's strange
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that he's investing so much into a fantasy?
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Listen, people come in here all the time
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to buy a lottery ticket.
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It's pretty much the same thing.
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There you go. Yours.
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[CHUCKLING]
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You got any information, kid?
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Just questions.
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Why are you doing this?
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Let's pretend for a minute
that the Jackalope is real.
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Oh, it's real as you and me.
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Okay, but he's totally harmless.
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Harmless?
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Yeah, the stories talk about
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how he protected the weak and timid.
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How do you think he can kick
anything if he's so harmless.
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Listen, kid,
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I'll tell you the same
thing I tell those tree-huggers
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and I-won't-wear-fur folks.
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Don't you be taken in
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by that Jackalope's docile nature.
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No? No!
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For years, government
agencies have been conspiring
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to keep the people in the dark
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about the horned menace.
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Jackalope is a barbaric bunny,
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the scourge to the Big Foot
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hunting them to near extinction.
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I thought the Big Foot was extinct.
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It is. I got the last one.
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Hm.
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That's not the point.
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Jackalope is vicious and unpredictable.
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I can't wait to corner one.
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And silence the beating
of both his evil little hearts.
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Oh!
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[CRACKLING]
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[EXPLOSION]
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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Huh?
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You little yokels.
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You think it's all fun!
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As long as there's one lonely Jackalope,
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you all are in danger of extinction.
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Hm!
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He goes,
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or we do.
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[LAUGHING]
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MITCHELL: Tell me, Stanley,
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this guy's a numero uno nut bar.
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Still think you should
have sold him some sightings.
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We could've use the money
to build a better Jackalope.
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I hate using Mr. Huggy this way.
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I mean, the encyclopedia
is chock-full of real animals
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who were hunted to extinction.
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Maybe Buck Corona is the reason
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that none of the mythological
creatures are around either.
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You're just not gonna get
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into the spirit of Jackalope Days
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until you put this to rest, are you?
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Nope.
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All right, Kemosabe,
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what do you have in mind?
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All right, all right, let me get this straight.
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We're going to set out a bowl of chilly
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start a tape up and snare a Jackalope?
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That's the plan.
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And what actually makes you think
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that that would work?
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Well, it might not.
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Corona's basing his hunt
on the exact same game plan.
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So at least we're starting from ground level.
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Right! Follow the same game plan as a loony ball.
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Always a good idea.
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Well, if you have a better idea...
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[BOTH YELLING]
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STANLEY: What happened?
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MITCHELL: I don't know. We must
have walked into some kind of a trap.
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Well, well, well.
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Looks like I caught me a couple of live ones.
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
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What was that all about, Bugs?
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Hey, that's mine!
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What?
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What?
267
00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,840
A rope snare is a hunter's best friend.
268
00:10:30,885 --> 00:10:32,187
Always hang your prey
269
00:10:32,193 --> 00:10:34,193
where the other predators can't get at it.
270
00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:35,703
I hate to sound over-dramatic
271
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,978
but there's nothing in
these woods that hunts kids.
272
00:10:37,989 --> 00:10:39,824
Until now.
273
00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,949
Uh! Look!
274
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,093
MITCHELL: That's m...
275
00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:49,801
[LAUGHING] They never tell you fellas...
276
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,385
Spicy food and country music
277
00:10:51,425 --> 00:10:54,028
might convince a cowgirl to go out with you,
278
00:10:54,072 --> 00:10:55,941
but it won't work with Jackalopes.
279
00:10:55,982 --> 00:10:57,216
Yeah? Says who?
280
00:10:57,255 --> 00:10:59,991
Says somebody who's hunted things like them,
281
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,138
and doesn't like other hunters
282
00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:04,449
working his turf.
283
00:11:04,492 --> 00:11:06,592
We have just as much right being here as you.
284
00:11:08,177 --> 00:11:09,278
Uh...
285
00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:11,285
At least I think we do.
286
00:11:11,328 --> 00:11:12,996
Why don't you guys get on home?
287
00:11:13,037 --> 00:11:15,472
You can't compete.
288
00:11:15,516 --> 00:11:18,485
I'm hanging that Jackalope's
fuzzy tail in my meat locker
289
00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:21,468
while you're all still wondering
if you heard a twig snap.
290
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,381
Yeah, we're still gonna take our chances.
291
00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:24,958
Suit yourself.
292
00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:27,433
Well, maybe you all will
see what you're up against.
293
00:11:27,444 --> 00:11:30,180
STANLEY: Wow! Ectoplasm detectors?
294
00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,160
Phantom radar, spectra sonar?
295
00:11:33,006 --> 00:11:34,207
Uh, he's got everything
296
00:11:34,213 --> 00:11:36,113
from every sci-fi movie we've ever seen.
297
00:11:36,122 --> 00:11:38,625
They're ultimate and mythical monitors.
298
00:11:38,669 --> 00:11:40,204
If we had this,
299
00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:42,578
all the weirdness in Eerie
wouldn't stand a chance.
300
00:11:42,589 --> 00:11:44,157
That is, if it works.
301
00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:45,632
Oh, it works all right.
302
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,074
You want to see what I found for lunch?
303
00:11:49,224 --> 00:11:50,274
[CHUCKLING]
304
00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:52,331
Go on, you want to try and feel it?
305
00:11:52,373 --> 00:11:54,041
You haven't lived
306
00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:57,452
till you've tasted pan-fried fur-bearing bass
307
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,134
fresh from piny woods.
308
00:11:59,174 --> 00:12:01,043
Melts in your mouth.
309
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:02,419
Mm-mm.
310
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:03,660
I'll pass.
311
00:12:03,698 --> 00:12:06,601
I don't feel like eating some bad taxidermy joke.
312
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,328
MITCHELL: Stanley, this is serious.
313
00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:14,074
He's not some magnetron ignoramus or some yahoo.
314
00:12:14,086 --> 00:12:15,585
He knows there's a Jackalope here
315
00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:16,828
and he's going to kill it.
316
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,267
What are we supposed to do?
317
00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:19,608
You saw all that stuff.
318
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:21,149
We'll have to split up.
319
00:12:21,156 --> 00:12:23,523
Oh yeah, great. Then we'll
have even less to work with.
320
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,703
No, we'll be in twice as many places.
321
00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:27,646
Besides, we have something he doesn't.
322
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:28,705
Oh, yeah, what?
323
00:12:29,598 --> 00:12:30,699
We know the stories,
324
00:12:30,738 --> 00:12:33,240
and if they're true, so is the Jackalope.
325
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:34,617
You take mom's tape-recorder,
326
00:12:34,624 --> 00:12:36,493
I'll take dad's chili.
327
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:39,337
Stay in constant radio communication.
328
00:12:39,350 --> 00:12:40,616
If we do find a Jackalope,
329
00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:42,902
we're gonna have to get out of here butt-quick.
330
00:12:48,697 --> 00:12:50,399
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
331
00:12:51,847 --> 00:12:52,981
[CHUCKLING]
332
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,889
Splitting up to double their odds.
333
00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:58,003
Amateurs! [CHUCKLING]
334
00:12:58,046 --> 00:12:59,247
Ugh!
335
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:01,757
Ugh! [COUGHING]
336
00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:05,405
Uh, uh...
337
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,722
Trapper One to Trapper Two.
338
00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,731
Come in. Trapper Two.
339
00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:11,041
Uh...
340
00:13:12,588 --> 00:13:14,723
Trapper One all set. STANLEY: Roger.
341
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:16,601
Trapper Two, over and out.
342
00:13:16,641 --> 00:13:19,511
What a couple of maroons? [CHUCKLING]
343
00:13:20,494 --> 00:13:23,064
[BEEPING] Hm.
344
00:13:23,108 --> 00:13:28,146
[BEEPING]
345
00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:29,803
Anything new, Trapper Two?
346
00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:32,713
Well, I'm pretty sure
I'm not a fan of country music.
347
00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:36,028
Uh, and I may never smell
anything again except Tabasco.
348
00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:37,743
[HIGH PITCHED SINGING]
349
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:38,835
Can you hear that?
350
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,224
MITCHELL: Sounds like an echo.
351
00:13:41,235 --> 00:13:44,071
No. I just think your
mom was singing with Carrie.
352
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,185
No, Carrie wasn't singing. She was all done...
353
00:13:46,195 --> 00:13:48,730
Mitchell, it's a Jackalope.
354
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:49,874
STANLEY: It's got to be!
355
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,081
Can you see it? Not yet.
356
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:54,322
Hold on, Stan, I'm coming to help.
357
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:55,771
[BANG]
358
00:13:55,811 --> 00:13:57,312
Stanley got something!
359
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:07,592
Stanley!
360
00:14:08,342 --> 00:14:09,743
BOTH: I got one!
361
00:14:10,352 --> 00:14:11,820
BOTH: We both got one?
362
00:14:14,943 --> 00:14:16,678
[YELLING] Get out of here, quick!
363
00:14:16,719 --> 00:14:18,087
You won't get away from me.
364
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,278
Argh! Come back here!
365
00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:27,097
No matter where you run,
366
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,775
I'll get there first.
367
00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:41,500
Mom, Carrie, come fast.
368
00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:43,986
This is a major coup, Mitchell.
369
00:14:43,994 --> 00:14:46,194
Not only are we going to win that photo contest,
370
00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:48,473
we've discovered a whole brand new species.
371
00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:49,717
We can get ourselves a zoo.
372
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,425
Open up a foundation and
get ourselves our own TV shows.
373
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,090
Stanley, let's think about this.
374
00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:56,046
Jackalopes have stayed hidden for centuries
375
00:14:56,055 --> 00:14:57,289
without harming anything.
376
00:14:57,295 --> 00:15:00,197
You mean, not like goat-suckers
or werewolves, wreaking havoc?
377
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,313
Exactly, we could be messing
with the balance of nature here.
378
00:15:03,327 --> 00:15:05,594
How are we supposed to bring them out in the open
379
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,239
if Corona's trying to shoot them?
380
00:15:07,247 --> 00:15:08,627
Little bulletproof vests?
381
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:10,559
[MUFFLED YELLING]
382
00:15:10,597 --> 00:15:11,677
What the heck is that?
383
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,315
Mom, Dad, Carrie! Are you guys all right?
384
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,461
What happened?
385
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,068
It was unbelievable.
386
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:22,779
Yeah, we were sitting her quietly
387
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:24,696
playing a three-way game of Scrabble
388
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,405
and then this madman bursts in.
389
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:27,579
Just when I was about to
390
00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:29,320
make my first Triple Word score.
391
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,595
What kind of a madman?
392
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:33,502
He looked like one of those
men from one of those nature shows.
393
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,750
What did he want?
394
00:15:34,789 --> 00:15:36,491
Jackalopes.
395
00:15:36,531 --> 00:15:38,099
He swore that you had one.
396
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,542
Oh, Mitchell. What are we gonna do?
397
00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:42,287
You do have one?
398
00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:44,530
Well... Look, Mitchell.
399
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,206
We have been awfully understanding
400
00:15:46,214 --> 00:15:47,681
about this weirdness kick of yours,
401
00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,790
but if this is going to affect your home life,
402
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,501
I'm gonna have to put my foot down.
403
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,243
Did you see where he was going, Dad?
404
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,831
He said something about
checking out World O'Stuff.
405
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,901
Stan, hide the crates.
406
00:15:57,941 --> 00:15:59,743
What are you gonna do?
407
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,654
Gonna see if I can reason with this madman.
408
00:16:02,699 --> 00:16:05,302
Well, don't forget your jacket.
409
00:16:05,346 --> 00:16:07,326
MITCHELL: Mr. Crawford, what happened?
410
00:16:08,329 --> 00:16:10,765
[MUFFLED TALKING]
411
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,479
Ah!
412
00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:16,525
That Jackalope hunter guy came... Wow, whoa!
413
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,772
That Jackalope hunter guy came busting in here.
414
00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:21,784
For a minute I thought he wanted
his money back, you know. [CHUCKLES]
415
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:23,466
Fortunately, all he wanted was you.
416
00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:24,874
Did he say anything? I'll say.
417
00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:26,483
Most of which I can't repeat,
418
00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:28,123
in front of kids or polite company.
419
00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:29,999
But he did say that he wanted you
420
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,443
to bring his Jackalope back to his camp
421
00:16:32,486 --> 00:16:34,588
or he'd use his hostage for bait.
422
00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:35,681
He took a hostage?
423
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,472
Yeah, the garbage guy.
424
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:38,780
Garbage guy?
425
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,460
Yeah, the guy who's always
going through my garbage?
426
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,682
Mi, Mit, Mitchell!
427
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:46,790
Mitch!
428
00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:49,096
I could have swore
429
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,475
I already bagged the last of you.
430
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:52,620
[GROWLING]
431
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,493
Of course, the moon will be up soon.
432
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,836
So it's lucky I got you for...
433
00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:01,224
Jackalope dinner time!
434
00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,272
[LAUGHING]
435
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:09,758
MITCHELL: Stan.
436
00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:11,198
Stanley.
437
00:17:11,957 --> 00:17:13,058
Come in, Stanley.
438
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:15,889
Mitchell?
439
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:17,914
Stanley? Where are you?
440
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,056
In the attic.
441
00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:20,696
Are you okay?
442
00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:21,971
I'll fill you in later.
443
00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,944
Right now, I need you to get back in the woods.
444
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:25,054
Here's the plan.
445
00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:29,342
MITCHELL: Corona!
446
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,216
Where's my Jackalope?
447
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:32,359
I don't have them.
448
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:33,731
You let Big Foot go.
449
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,839
Not on your life! Why not?
450
00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:37,182
He doesn't harm anybody.
451
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,757
He just digs through our trash.
452
00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:40,397
He doesn't even read our old junk mail.
453
00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:42,707
Ha! You don't get it, do you?
454
00:17:42,717 --> 00:17:45,184
If the Jackalope doesn't eat him,
455
00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:46,931
I'm gonna have to finish him off.
456
00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:48,907
You can't leave creatures like this
457
00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:50,416
running around. Why not?
458
00:17:50,457 --> 00:17:53,026
[CHUCKLING] Well! Imagine a world
459
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:56,140
where minotaurs trample people's lawns.
460
00:17:56,186 --> 00:17:57,955
Mothers can't leave their babies
461
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,195
playing out in the yard,
462
00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:00,902
'cause they're afraid some griffin
463
00:18:00,910 --> 00:18:03,146
is gonna come down out of the sky
464
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:04,356
and swoop away with them.
465
00:18:04,362 --> 00:18:06,030
That only happens in mythology.
466
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:09,474
Without guys like me,
it would be happening everyday.
467
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,624
I make the world safe for ordinary life.
468
00:18:12,671 --> 00:18:14,406
It'll be a lot safer
469
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:17,617
once that rare and wily
Jackalope is gone as well.
470
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,632
All right! All right, you win.
471
00:18:21,282 --> 00:18:22,717
You let Big Foot go,
472
00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:25,359
I'll let you have one of our Jackalopes.
473
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,206
Show them to me first.
474
00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:29,301
Stan!
475
00:18:30,329 --> 00:18:31,497
All right, place them
476
00:18:31,535 --> 00:18:33,737
in the middle of the clearing there.
477
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,416
And make sure the lid stays shut.
478
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:39,801
All right now, back off!
479
00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:42,314
I'll untie the Big Foot,
480
00:18:42,358 --> 00:18:43,726
walk him over to you.
481
00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:46,067
[CHUCKLING]
482
00:18:46,111 --> 00:18:47,746
Nobody moves,
483
00:18:47,786 --> 00:18:50,589
or you're gonna hear from Bugsy.
484
00:18:51,539 --> 00:18:52,640
Come on.
485
00:18:58,508 --> 00:18:59,576
Yeah.
486
00:19:01,189 --> 00:19:02,457
[GRUNTING]
487
00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:04,831
Run for it! I can't leave Mr. Huggy!
488
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:05,941
Forget about Mr. Huggy!
489
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,181
[EXPLOSION]
490
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,270
Mr. Huggy!
491
00:19:08,828 --> 00:19:09,878
He's toasted.
492
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,277
You think I was born yesterday?
493
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:15,453
Trying to pull that old trick on me.
494
00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:16,663
Give me my Big Foot.
495
00:19:17,473 --> 00:19:19,275
[HEAVY BREATHING]
496
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,715
Well, what are you waiting for?
497
00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,858
Uh, Mitchell...
498
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,268
Well, I...
499
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:26,375
I don't think that would be such a good idea.
500
00:19:26,385 --> 00:19:28,321
Why not? Because there's...
501
00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:30,497
Someone here who looks out for the...
502
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,375
Pure of heart and wiggly of nose.
503
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:34,852
What are you talking about?
504
00:19:34,895 --> 00:19:36,797
Maybe you should look behind you?
505
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,977
Huh, you really do think
I was born yesterday, don't you?
506
00:19:41,028 --> 00:19:43,030
Okay, don't look behind you.
507
00:19:43,072 --> 00:19:44,607
[LAUGHING]
508
00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:47,783
[GROWLING]
509
00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:49,664
[YELLING]
510
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:04,239
Guess it's true what they say.
511
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:06,261
It's best not to mess with Mother Nature.
512
00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:11,598
MITCHELL: The Jackalope didn't eat Buck Corona.
513
00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:13,720
Mr. Crawford saw him hightailing it out of town
514
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:14,897
the next morning.
515
00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:16,770
And Jackalope Days went off without a hitch.
516
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,814
Except we didn't win our photo contest.
517
00:20:18,824 --> 00:20:20,924
Nobody thought our pictures looked fake enough.
518
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,268
Hey! Hey, Stan.
519
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:25,042
You think that big Mama Jackalope
520
00:20:25,055 --> 00:20:27,357
was nature's way of saying
there's some weird things
521
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,768
that should be left alone?
522
00:20:28,775 --> 00:20:30,375
You mean they are there for a purpose?
523
00:20:30,383 --> 00:20:32,784
Yeah, and until we understand
what that purpose is
524
00:20:32,795 --> 00:20:34,963
we shouldn't go around trying to get rid of them.
525
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:38,610
Hmm... Well, now we got to focus
on getting rid of something else.
526
00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:40,195
Tell me about it.
527
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,153
I mean, they're breeding like rabbits.
528
00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:53,981
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