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MITCHELL: I do solemnly swear
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that everything I am about to tell you is true.
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A spill of weirdness from another dimension
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turned my hometown into the center of weirdness
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for the entire universe.
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Don't believe me? Just watch.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[DOG BARKING]
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Zombie, zombie!
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MITCHELL: On wild nights,
when evil things are out there
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screaming in the dark,
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I like to think my family is safe asleep in bed.
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They just don't understand
how strange it gets out there.
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[MITCHELL SCREAMS]
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Mom, Dad!
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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I wonder who that is.
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Mom, no! Turn off the lights, it might go away.
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Mitchell.
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No, Mom.
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Don't you hear that? It's not even human.
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Mitchell.
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Stand away from the door.
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But... That's an order.
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Hello?
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Whoever it was must think we're terribly rude.
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Oh, zombie. Mommy!
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[SCREAMING] Mommy! Zombie!
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[PANTING] Zombie!
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Mom, there's a zombie in our...
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[SCREAMING] Mom! Mom!
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There's a zombie breaking into the house!
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Mr. Paranoia seeing things again?
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Aah! Zombie.
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What is your problem?
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Say something, we're a bit concerned.
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[SCREAMS]
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You know, Mitchell, if something's troubling you,
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you can always come to us.
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Zombies trouble me, they're everywhere.
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Why can't you see them?
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Zombie!
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MITCHELL: Nightmares are pretty
strange at the best of times.
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But in Eerie, they can leap right off
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the weirder scale.
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I've been having some pretty intense dreams.
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And lately, they were getting a whole lot worse.
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[YAWNING] Morning, honey.
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[YAWNING] Morning, Mom.
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[ALL YAWNING]
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Well, that's better.
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I haven't been able to sleep very well lately.
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Been having the strangest dreams.
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Like what?
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I dreamt I was lecturing
my Chemistry 1-0-1 class.
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Suddenly I realized I was stark naked.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Yeah, everybody was laughing at me.
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All 172 of them.
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Well,
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I dreamt I flicked the wrong
switch at the nuclear plant.
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I melted down everything within a hundred miles.
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Oops.
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CARRIE: That is nothing.
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I dreamt I was wearing
my new dress on a blind date,
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and then I opened the door.
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And my date was...
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Who?
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A zombie?
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Worse.
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It was awful. Look, I don't wanna talk about it.
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Hey. Oh!
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There's that sand again.
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Don't you think it's strange
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that we're all dreaming our worst nightmares?
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ALL: No.
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MITCHELL: As usual, my family could
be counted on to miss the obvious.
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But something was rotten in the dreams of Eerie.
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And it was up to Stanley and me to find out what.
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MAN: Then on Tuesday, I applied for a job
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color coding brown shoelaces.
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At 2 o'clock, Tuesday, two.
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That's how I remember it... What?
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Ugh, more coffee...
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I wore my gray suit with the pleated pants.
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Not my other gray suit, it doesn't have pleats.
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Of course, I also have a navy blue suit.
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But navy blue is too flashy. Don't you think?
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When you're applying for the job
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of a color coder for brown shoelaces...
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[YAWNS] You too?
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Man, I'm so tired,
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I'm afraid to go to sleep.
I mean, last night I dreamt...
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No, forget it.
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What? Tell me.
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I dreamt I was going on a date.
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I'm on this lame, old suit
and carrying a bouquet of roses.
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I smelled like my grandmother's bath salts.
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You poor guy.
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It gets worse.
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The date was with...
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I can't tell you.
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Yeah, sheesh.
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Okay.
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♪ W-Y-R-D
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What's going on? STANLEY: Wow. [WHISTLES]
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Look at the tweeters on those.
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What do you think, fellas?
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W-Y-R-D is broadcasting live
all week from the World O'Stuff.
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W-Y-R-D, Wyrd Radio!
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Yeah, baby! Good morning, Eerie.
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Free publicity, it's worth a fortune.
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Who's he?
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Oh, that's the night guy.
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Yeah, he calls himself the Sandman.
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Looks like a weirdo.
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BOTH: Yeah.
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Something out of a nightmare.
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You have nightmares, too?
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Night after night, my dreams are filled
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with indescribable horrors.
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The frog man, the sheep and a...
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Don't make me tell you more.
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I won't.
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I'll tell ya, I can't
risk going to sleep at night.
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They say nightmares can kill ya.
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I-If you die during your dream,
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you never wake up again.
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That can't be true.
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You really wanna find out for sure?
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MAN: Mr. Crawford! [GRUNTS]
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Tumas.
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Oh, no! The most boring man in Eerie.
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He's been driving me nuts.
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He's been hanging around here everyday
since the pats factory laid him off!
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I couldn't help overhearing
your fascinating conversation.
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And I wanted to tell you about my dream.
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I was waiting for a bus,
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I wait and I waited,
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but the bus never came.
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That's it? [MITCHELL SHUSHES]
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There was a bench, but I didn't sit on it.
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MITCHELL: What's this?
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Maybe the night man left it behind.
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STANLEY: He is the Sandman.
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Isn't he?
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MITCHELL: Crawford was right.
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It was getting dangerous to sleep.
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I decided to stay awake that night.
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I couldn't stop my family from sleeping,
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but at least I could be
there to make sure they woke up.
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We'll do hourly checks on mom, dad and Carrie.
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If they look at all scared,
wake 'em up as fast as you can.
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I can barely keep my eyes open.
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And it's not even midnight. [SIGHS]
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No need for that, Stanley.
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I'll take the first watch while
you get a couple of minutes of rest.
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I'm setting the bucket for 1:00 a.m.
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At worst, we'll be out for an hour.
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I better go to the bathroom.
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I had three triple strength hot chocolates
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before I came to keep me awake.
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Whoa.
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The time...
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is midnight,
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sleeping beauties.
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And the Sandman is here,
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to waft you into dreamland.
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And where the Sandman wafts you, children,
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you will go.
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Sleep, sleep.
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Wonderful,
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wonderful sleep.
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You'll sleep tonight, children.
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You'll sleep tonight, and never wake up.
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[STANLEY MOANING] This is the Sandman,
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my children.
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Coming to you from Dream Central.
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Or should I say...
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Nightmare Central?
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[ALARM BLARING]
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I'm so sorry.
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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EDWARD: According to Chaos Theory,
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the sequence of events
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began as a deranged butterfly in Budapest.
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Could cause a tidal wave to obliterate Tokyo
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just like that.
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[MUMBLING] Hey, stay awake.
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Go to sleep.
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Go to sleep. Sleep.
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Mom, Dad!
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Coming. No!
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[MITCHELL GRUNTS] [GASPS]
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Mitchell.
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This is beyond a joke.
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Stand aside, young man.
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I'll do it.
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[MITCHELL SCREAMING]
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[ZOMBIES GROWLING]
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MITCHELL: It was bad enough
saving my family from Eerie,
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now I have to save myself from them.
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[ALARM CLOCK DINGING]
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[MAN ON RADIO] What's wrong with you people?
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For thousands of years, you were perfectly happy
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to trot off to your beds when the sun went down.
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'Course there wasn't much else for you to do,
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But then, along came the electric light.
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And then, radio.
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And then the most evil invention
of them all... [SHRIEKS]
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Television.
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Calm down. First,
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it was just late night talk shows.
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And then it was the late, What is this?
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late talk shows.
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And then, infomercials.
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And then the psychic hotline.
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Are you people nuts?
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Don't you sleep anymore?
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Well, you'll sleep tonight, my children.
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You'll sleep.
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And never wake up.
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[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
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[KNOCK AT DOOR] Yeah?
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Squeeze your eyelids shut, my children,
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and bid farewell
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to the world.
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Come on, come on, wake up.
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You are about to become...
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Stanley!
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You gotta wake up, okay?
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...permanent citizens
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of Dream Land.
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[MITCHELL MUMBLING] Come on, Stanley...
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What's goin' on?
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The DJ's doing something weird to our dreams.
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We gotta get down to the
World O'Stuff and stop him.
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No, Mitchell.
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This looks pretty weird. Yeah.
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I'm dreaming or...
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The house is falling apart.
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Oh, actually, I'm dreaming.
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You're just a figment of my
imagination along for the ride.
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Ha, all right. Uh-oh!
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Okay. It's just a dream?
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Yeah, of course they aren't real zombies.
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They can't really hurt us. Oh, I know that.
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Yeah. You know that.
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I don't think they know that. No.
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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[ZOMBIES GROWLING]
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Hi, Mr. Tumas.
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Zombie, from the word "zaki,"
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which means, dead walking.
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Although, I'm not so much walking as shuffling.
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He's even a boring zombie.
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Yeah. SANDMAN: I won't.
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I haven't had a good night's sleep for 50 years.
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Do you have any idea how that feels?
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Fifty years of vicious, little parakeets,
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just nibbling on my nerves, playing chopsticks.
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[MIMICS NIBBLING]
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But, no more.
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Tonight everyone goes to sleep
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at the same time.
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And everyone sleeps forever.
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And finally,
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a Sandman will catch up
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on his Zs and...
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no one...
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will stop him.
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[LAUGHS CUNNINGLY]
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I wonder what he did with Crawford.
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[SIGHS]
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I think I know.
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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Can I help you?
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Oh. [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY] Well, I...
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I think you should know that, uh,
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Stanley and me aren't
really here, it's just a dream.
283
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Yeah, his dream. I'm just along for the ride,
284
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I know whose dream this is.
285
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,336
Who do you think created it?
286
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Do you mean to tell me that you're... Sandman?
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The guy who sprinkles sleep dust
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and set us sailing off to The Land of Nod?
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There is no Nod.
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They parceled it off and sold it
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for beach-front condominiums.
292
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Brace yourself, boy.
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This dream is about to become
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a whole lot nastier.
295
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[SCREAMING]
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Why are you doing this?
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SANDMAN: Because I'm in a very bad mood.
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You would be too, if you hadn't slept
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for 50 years.
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Maybe I could help.
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SANDMAN: [LAUGHING] You?
302
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Help me?
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[MOCKINGLY] Ha, that's rich.
304
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What have you got to lose?
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This better be good.
306
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Right. [CHUCKLES]
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You're getting sleepier and sleepier.
308
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You're eyelids are growing very heavy.
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You're falling into a deep, deep trance.
310
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Your mind is spinning around
and around, like a watch.
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Around, and around, and around, and ar...
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You're making me nauseous.
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♪ Lullaby, and good night
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♪ Close your sleepy eyes tight
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♪ And you're Still making me nauseous ♪
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MITCHELL: Good night, faucet.
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STANLEY: Good night, sink.
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Good night, water, that we drink.
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Anything? Nada.
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Not a snore, not a yawn, not even droopy eyelid.
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MITCHELL: I don't get it. That's it!
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You had your chance, and you failed.
323
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[BLOWS]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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People of Eerie, say your prayers.
326
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,398
You're about to sleep
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the big sleep.
328
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,781
[LAUGHS WICKEDLY]
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Maybe in a 100 years,
330
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if I get up in a good mood,
331
00:17:12,478 --> 00:17:16,115
I just might wake you all up again.
332
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:18,951
Cut it out!
333
00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:22,846
You know what you are? You're just a big baby.
334
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:25,526
All you do is whine, whine, whine.
335
00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:28,204
Well, I wouldn't say "whine" exactly.
336
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:29,293
I sure would.
337
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:32,111
Like it or not, you're a public servant.
338
00:17:32,131 --> 00:17:36,101
Your job is to help people go to
sleep at their convenience, not your own.
339
00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:39,651
I can't work around the clock.
340
00:17:39,697 --> 00:17:40,827
Then, delegate.
341
00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:43,494
Hire assistants, get computers,
bring in new technologies.
342
00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:45,182
Even Santa's got his elves.
343
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:47,561
An I've got just the guy for you.
Stay right there.
344
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,518
Do you ever run into the tooth fairy?
345
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:58,468
Oh, once in a while.
346
00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:01,116
She stiffed me on a molar when I was eight.
347
00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:02,560
No. Gave me a nickel,
348
00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:04,599
instead of a silver dollar.
349
00:18:04,641 --> 00:18:07,368
SANDMAN: What? Not saying she did it on purpose.
350
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,280
MITCHELL: Here he is, your new assistant.
351
00:18:09,294 --> 00:18:12,130
TUMAS: Allow me to present my resume.
352
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,474
SANDMAN: Willing to travel?
353
00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:17,627
TUMAS: Mm-hmm.
354
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,700
Likes shift work.
355
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,475
TUMAS: Love it!
356
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,350
Is familiar with the snooze program
357
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,796
for windows. Intimately.
358
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:26,901
Intimately?
359
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,574
That's very impressive, but,
360
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,318
can you make people sleep?
361
00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:33,530
[CHUCKLES] Big time!
362
00:18:33,568 --> 00:18:35,269
STANLEY: Oh, yeah.
363
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:36,809
Tell him about the bench.
364
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,609
TUMAS: Well, I've known
several fine benches in my day.
365
00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:41,722
The wooden bench in front of the hardware store
366
00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:43,632
is a particular favorite of mine.
367
00:18:43,646 --> 00:18:46,804
Although there are some dangers
associated with wooden benches.
368
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,761
My sister sat down beside me once
369
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,571
and got a slither in her right hand,
370
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:54,383
and on the second finger from the end.
371
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,728
It was the sister with the gammy leg,
372
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,271
not the one who lost her kidney.
373
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,360
[YAWNS]
374
00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:00,482
[SNORES] I, uh...
375
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,795
Hire that man.
376
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,804
TUMAS: Oh, thank you, you won't regret it.
377
00:19:07,818 --> 00:19:09,653
Because somehow, most of the...
378
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:12,770
[GRUNTS]
379
00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:14,811
Stanley, you awake?
380
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,390
I think so.
381
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,775
Listen. Hear that?
382
00:19:22,785 --> 00:19:24,646
Nothing.
383
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:25,889
The Sandman's off the air.
384
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,999
All right.
385
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:28,600
Yes!
386
00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:29,906
MITCHELL: Come on, let's go.
387
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,918
All right.
388
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,528
TUMAS: Sleeping habits are very interesting.
389
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:37,172
Some people can't sleep on a plane.
390
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:39,885
But I don't find any trouble at all.
391
00:19:39,927 --> 00:19:42,730
I think Mr. Tumas' gonna
enjoy his new job a lot more.
392
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:43,823
Yeah.
393
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,065
STANLEY: He shrank.
394
00:19:57,973 --> 00:20:00,142
He's not scary at all.
395
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,852
Maybe he never was.
396
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:06,683
MITCHELL: I guess every dream, good or bad,
397
00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:08,241
has a kernel of truth in it.
398
00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:10,613
I had to face the fact that
I couldn't protect my family
399
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,125
from all the weirdness out there.
400
00:20:12,136 --> 00:20:14,230
But, on a good day, I could take on most of it.
401
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:15,974
Good morning, Eerie.
402
00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:18,213
This is Mitchell Taylor, coming
to you live from the World O'Stuff
403
00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,922
I'm here with Stan, the man,
a true legend in his own mind.
404
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:22,602
Tell me, how you been sleeping lately?
405
00:20:22,615 --> 00:20:25,665
Well, not great, Mitch, but
I expect the situation to improve.
406
00:20:25,686 --> 00:20:28,221
Thanks to a friend, the forecast
is sweet dreams all the way.
407
00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:30,134
You heard him, folks, who saved the dream.
408
00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:32,741
So why not stay in bed today
and catch up on some sleep?
409
00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:34,155
You hear that? I hereby declare
410
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,902
all business and schools, closed.
411
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,741
Everybody gets the day off!
412
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,115
MITCHELL: Of course, in Eerie,
413
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,986
no matter how careful you are, [GROWLING]
414
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,036
something weird always slips through.
415
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:46,960
[BOTH SCREAM]
416
00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:54,919
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
417
00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:03,545
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