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MITCHELL: I do solemnly swear
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that everything I am about to tell you is true.
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A spill of weirdness from another dimension
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turned my hometown into the center of weirdness
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for the entire universe.
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Don't believe me? Just watch.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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At 8:00 a.m. a flesh-eating bacteria began
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consuming a department store Santa
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at the rate of 1 milligram per hour.
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By what time, will the replacement
Santa need to be hired
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factoring in...
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MITCHELL: Mrs. Flipper's math class
was never exactly the highpoint of my day.
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But it didn't become truly
scary until the day it took
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a sharp left turn and smack into weirdsville.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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When you live in Eerie, you
see some pretty strange things.
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But what can be even stranger,
are the things you don't see.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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MRS. FLIPPER: Mitchell!
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Kindly share with us the formula
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for calculating the ingestion rate.
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Formula?
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You mean for the soon to be missing Santa?
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Um...
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MITCHELL: Bottom fat ratios
and ingestion formulas.
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I've blown every question Mrs.
Flipper ever asked me
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and now I was going to flunk
math over Santa's body fat.
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Another red X by your name Mr. Taylor.
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That should just about finish you.
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Time equals fat times mass over bacteria squared.
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And the answer?
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Um, Santa would be totally
digested within 72 hours.
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Correct.
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[BELL RINGS]
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MITCHELL: Don't get me wrong. Math
and me have never exactly gotten along.
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So a little help from a classmate
doesn't go unappreciated.
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But how do you show appreciation
when that classmate turns out
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to be a poltergeist.
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In Eerie, weirdness is
always the subject of the day.
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MITCHELL: The book says that these four
Lord spirits came to the earth lonely and afraid,
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until they can find a way to rise into the light.
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STANLEY: Maybe they should lighten up.
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Get it? Oh, yeah.
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I bet one of Mrs. Flipper's
students died of terminal boredom.
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Now he's doomed to an
endless afterlife of Algebra.
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Eternal torture.
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We have to find out whose
soul it is before we can free it.
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Where we going?
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To get some answers.
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MITCHELL: Maybe it wasn't boredom.
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Maybe he hid in a closet and suffocated.
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Chewed on his pencil and died of lead poisoning,
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or asphyxiated on chalk dust,
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or bled out from a paper cut.
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School can be a dangerous place.
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Except in three hours
we found absolutely no evidence
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that any kid ever died in this school.
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Maybe it was a cover up.
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Check this out. What?
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[SMIRKS] There's Barney Walters
before he got that stupid haircut.
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Yeah, check out the guy beside him.
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Holy cow!
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MITCHELL: You can see right through him.
There's our ghost.
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And his name is... Ollie Roberts.
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"In the darkness of night from beyond the veil,
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"open now the door to the world of spirits.
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BOTH: We search for the
restless spirit, named Ollie."
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Man, that's pretty hokey.
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Are you sure this is the only way to contact him?
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That's what the book says.
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I guess ghosts like hokey.
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Come on.
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We're here for you, Ollie Roberts.
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Be here for us.
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BOTH: We're here for you, Ollie Roberts.
Be here for us.
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We know you're here, Ollie.
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We just wanna talk to you.
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He's here, I know he is.
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Hm, okay.
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Sure, whatever you say. I just
think we need another approach.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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I guess we got our ghost.
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Hi.
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Hi... um...
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I'm... I'm Mitchell.
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This is Stanley.
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Why did you call me?
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Ah... we thought you might need some help.
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You know, finding your
way into the light and all that
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ghost stuff.
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Ghost? I'm not a ghost.
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Do I look dead?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. He just meant
we could see through you.
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That just sort of happened.
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Bit by bit.
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Happened?
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Nobody seemed to mind.
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I don't think they noticed.
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Not even your folks?
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Pretty busy.
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No one was paying attention
to him so he just disappeared?
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I can understand that.
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You don't just vanish because people ignore you.
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Not everyone has a family like you
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that actually cares about them.
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Hey, where did he go?
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We lost him. Ollie!
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Ollie, come back. Ollie!
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[SWOOSHING]
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We're sorry. We'll try to pay more attention.
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Just... can you try and stick around?
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I don't mean to.
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I'm sorry, it just happens.
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How do you survive?
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You won't believe how many kids
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ditch their bag lunches.
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And you sit here all alone,
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eating their dried up celery sticks?
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Shoving their moldy tuna sandwiches
into your lonely mouth.
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Stanley.
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It's okay.
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It's quiet. There's lots of books to read.
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Secondhand sandwiches and not-stop Mrs. Flipper?
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You need a life.
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[KIDS NOISY CHATTER]
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MITCHELL: We're here about Ollie.
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We're here about Ollie.
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Well? Ollie.
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I'm Holly.
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No, not Holly. Ollie.
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Your brother. Don't you recognize his name?
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Sure whatever. He must be around here some place.
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[KIDS NOISY CHATTER]
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Oh, excuse me. Excuse me, Mrs. Roberts?
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Yes, what is it?
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Oh, we found your son, Mrs. Roberts.
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Uh, which one?
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There's more than one missing?
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None of them are missing.
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At least, at least I don't think so.
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What about Ollie?
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What about him? He's got
to be around here some place.
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Are you sure?
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Um... well, try his room upstairs.
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Uh, first door on the right.
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You two, stop that?
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[KIDS NOISY CHATTER]
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What if he's there, like she says he is.
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Well, then our poltergeist
has got some planning to do.
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Ollie, you in there?
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Ollie, open up.
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It's stuck.
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[STATIC NOISES]
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There's nothing there.
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Poor Ollie.
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MITCHELL: This was getting serious.
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First Ollie disappeared
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and now everything connected
with him is vanishing, too.
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Ollie's lack of solid body mass was spreading.
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I had to keep him from disappearing
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or who knows how much stuff would be
sucked into the sea of nothingness forever.
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Are you talking to me?
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Are you talking to me?
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Then who else are you talking
to? I'm the only one here.
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Talk to me, you son of a mother.
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Well, that was riveting, Stanley.
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Yeah?
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Gave me chills.
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All right, Ollie. Your shot.
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Ar-are you...
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Ca-ca-can...
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[FLUSHING]
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What are you two?
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Freaks or something?
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Two freaks?
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See what I'm up against?
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He didn't see me.
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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This assertiveness thing isn't in me.
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Sure it is Ollie, you just have to find it.
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Come on, Ollie. Do it
for all kids nobody notices.
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You think it matters?
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Sure it matters.
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Okay, I'm I'm ready.
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[STUTTERING] Are you... Ex-excuse me
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are-do you think
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maybe you s-said
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something, ah... maybe it was me
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you were talking to.
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Eh, s-sorry, wrong guy I guess.
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Phase two.
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A live guppy weighs three grams.
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A man's stomach holds 1.5 liters.
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How many guppies can the man swallow?
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Doesn't anyone know the answer?
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I think I do.
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I'm very disappointed in you class.
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Think. Little fish.
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Think large stomach.
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Full of acid.
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Mushing up those little fishes into guppy juice.
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Anyone?
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Try standing up.
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Oh, finally. Someone's raised their hand.
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Judy.
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And the answer is?
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May I please go to the washroom?
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Does nobody know the answer?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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One last try, Ollie.
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If you say so.
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Two hundred and six.
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He swallow 206 guppies.
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Oh, come now.
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Wakey, wakey!
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And the answer is...
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206 little fish.
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Phase three.
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There's your big chance, Ollie. Go for it.
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Go, go.
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Hi. Um, m-my name is Ollie.
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O-Ollie Roberts.
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I'm in your math class.
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Anyway, ah, I was wondering if maybe sometime
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we could see each other
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ou-outside school?
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I-I mean, I know you-you can't even see me
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in school.
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But it would mean a lot to me and...
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Hi, Damen. Hey.
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[WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oof!
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You!
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It wasn't me, I swear.
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Oh, yeah? Who was it then?
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MITCHELL: Number to myself. When
trying to raise someones self esteem,
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keep away from homicidal psychopaths.
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It's my fault. He should've hit me.
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Everything I do turns out wrong.
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It wasn't your fault. You hear me, Ollie?
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This thing you've got feeds on low self esteem
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and you can't give in to it.
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I'm trying.
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I really am.
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Anybody feel like lunch?
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I think I'll pass.
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Don't you even want to know what the special is?
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Yes! A cake.
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It's a cupcake.
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It's my birthday tomorrow.
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So, I'll take anything I can get.
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It's your birthday?
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MITCHELL: Ollie's parents could
hardly remember who their son was,
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let alone remember his birthday.
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But after we showed them
Ollie's birth certificate,
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dated baby pictures and his bronze baby shoes,
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they had a vague recollection
of giving birth to him.
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They still made us buy the cake.
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Why're you doing this?
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Because it's important for you to
know that your family still loves you.
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ALL: Surprise!
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Surprise.
266
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This is incredible.
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[KIDS CHATTER]
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This is amazing.
269
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[TOY WHISTLES BLOWING]
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Who's Ozzie?
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[KIDS CHATTER]
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Isn't that you?
273
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No. But that's okay.
274
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♪ For Ollie's a Jolly good fellow
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♪ For Ollie's a Jolly good fellow
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♪ For Ollie's a Jolly good fellow
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♪ For Ollie's a Jolly good fellow
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[ALL SINGING]
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♪ Which nobody can deny
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Close you eyes and make a wish.
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WOMAN: Nobody can deny.
282
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[MERRY LAUGHTER]
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GIRL: I want some cake.
284
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Come on, cut the cake already, we're starving.
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Chocolate cake My favorite.
286
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Gemma!
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Come give me a big hug.
288
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It's okay, Ollie. It could be worse.
289
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Oh yeah? How?
290
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Come on, Ollie. You haven't
even got your present yet.
291
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A present? Yeah.
292
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For me? That's right.
293
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Get out of here, go.
294
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Mom, Ollie's friend yelled at me.
295
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Is that really for me?
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Here it is.
297
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Who cares about wrapping.
It's what's inside that counts.
298
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It was a baseball glove.
299
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We'll get you a new one I promise.
300
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No, thanks.
301
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It was nice of you to try, but...
302
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None of this is any use.
303
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Nobody wants to know me.
304
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MITCHELL: Sure Ollie had been invisible before,
305
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but this time he sounded like
he was ready to give up for good.
306
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That was something Stanley and me weren't
about to let happen without a fight.
307
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Even if we had to keep him on a leash.
308
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Repeat after me.
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"I'm the center of the universe
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and I'm entitled to more
good things than anyone else."
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I'm nothing.
312
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Come on, Ollie. You gotta try.
313
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"I'm the brilliant burning sun.
314
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I'm the dazzling luminosity."
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Leave me alone.
316
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Better off the way I was.
317
00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:52,695
At least if they can't see, they can't hurt you.
318
00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:55,672
But if we let you disappear
again, you might never come back.
319
00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:58,288
It's fine. That's all I want.
320
00:15:58,299 --> 00:16:01,100
Look, Ollie, the only way you're
gonna come back to this world
321
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is if you really wanna be someone
322
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and you're willing to let people know.
323
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:05,695
Stanley and me can't do that.
324
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Something you have to do yourself.
325
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For what it's worth,
326
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just want you to know that
we think you're pretty cool.
327
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You do? Yeah.
328
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,420
We don't want to see you disappear.
329
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We want you to be our friend.
330
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It's your decision.
331
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,171
Let us know.
332
00:16:28,311 --> 00:16:29,646
I don't know what to do.
333
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,569
So, the hound dog out here cryin' all the time?
334
00:16:35,581 --> 00:16:39,883
There's nothing like a peanut
butter and bacon sandwich
335
00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:41,870
to keep them ol' blues away.
336
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:43,545
Hey dog, you'll want a bite?
337
00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:46,993
I'm not a dog. I'm a person.
338
00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:48,670
I was like that once.
339
00:16:48,711 --> 00:16:51,313
Little ol' tree who couldn't see for the forest.
340
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,407
You were?
341
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,597
Unnoticed, unwanted,
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00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,843
unknown,
343
00:16:56,884 --> 00:17:00,554
until I heard the words of a
good old gal named Gypsy Rose Lee.
344
00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:02,472
Who?
345
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:04,880
Never you mind. It's what she said that counts.
346
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,825
You got to believe in yourself.
347
00:17:06,865 --> 00:17:08,967
And... you got to have a gimmick.
348
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:10,178
And what was yours?
349
00:17:10,215 --> 00:17:12,617
Why... the look, boy!
350
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:14,213
The look.
351
00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:18,544
I was a big zero till I found my very own.
352
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,725
You might say I reinvented myself.
353
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,734
Maybe it's the same with you, little dog.
354
00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,545
Decide on who you are.
355
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,822
And then... let your wardrobe tell everybody.
356
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,752
Just like on Mickey Blake.
357
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:37,764
[ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
358
00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:46,550
Hm... it's close.
359
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:51,237
But... ah... no cigar.
360
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:52,884
Picky, picky.
361
00:17:52,924 --> 00:17:54,091
Don't knock it.
362
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:57,133
Is... this more what you had in mind?
363
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:59,747
Yeah, that's better.
364
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:02,026
I think we're on the right track.
365
00:18:02,069 --> 00:18:05,138
Um... Ollie, I don't know how to say this, but...
366
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,884
I don't think anyone would
want to wear that stuff on a bet.
367
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:08,998
I do.
368
00:18:09,036 --> 00:18:12,139
Come on, Ollie. You can't be serious.
369
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,753
I said that's what I want to wear.
370
00:18:15,098 --> 00:18:16,400
Keep it coming, Crawford.
371
00:18:16,874 --> 00:18:17,924
Okay.
372
00:18:18,884 --> 00:18:23,755
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
373
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:26,280
Am I not the guy?
374
00:18:28,028 --> 00:18:30,263
Am I awesome or what?
375
00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:36,363
Hey, you look great, Ollie.
376
00:18:36,402 --> 00:18:37,871
Really great,
377
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:42,481
Yeah, like a used car salesman
at a convention for the taste impaired.
378
00:18:42,499 --> 00:18:44,566
You sure you don't wanna try anything else on?
379
00:18:44,576 --> 00:18:45,911
Are you kidding?
380
00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:48,356
Look at me.
381
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,530
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
382
00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:53,412
You hear that? They saw me!
383
00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:56,592
They actually saw me.
384
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:59,070
Hey girls, catch up with you later.
385
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:00,715
[GIRL] Yeah, right.
386
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:03,523
Of course, nobody saw me before,
387
00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:05,670
I wasn't whole, I wasn't me.
388
00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,151
But now, look at me.
389
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,426
It's kind of hard not to.
390
00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:13,571
You said it, Stan, baby.
391
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:16,753
Nobody can shut me out. And why?
392
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,635
Because I'm the man.
393
00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:20,744
[WHOOPING]
394
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,787
Come on, boys, say it, say it.
395
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,697
BOTH: Ah, you're the man.
396
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:32,188
MITCHELL: We're happy for Ollie, we really were.
397
00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:33,875
But since he went from being invisible
398
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,152
to so very, well, visible...
399
00:19:36,194 --> 00:19:39,330
What I'm saying is, you don't respect yourself,
400
00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:40,844
you got nothing.
401
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:43,186
You might as well not exist.
402
00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:44,863
That's very nice, Ollie,
403
00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:46,572
but it's time to take your seat.
404
00:19:46,611 --> 00:19:49,280
Hey, I got the floor here.
405
00:19:49,325 --> 00:19:51,760
Do I not have the floor?
406
00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:53,671
And there's a few things I wanna say.
407
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,780
MITCHELL: Only in Eerie can a simple ghost turn
408
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:57,490
out to be the world's worse dresser
409
00:19:57,498 --> 00:20:00,468
and a shy insecure kid into
the loudest kid in the class.
410
00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:02,681
Hey, babe. Hows about you and me?
411
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,292
A little late night pizza.
412
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:07,901
Some early Jackie Chan. Mm-mmm.
413
00:20:07,949 --> 00:20:11,729
MITCHELL: Still I guess it's better
to be a loud somebody than a nobody at all.
414
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:14,669
STANLEY: You think we did the right thing?
415
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:19,086
You know, making Ollie a non-
stop talk machine and all that?
416
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,473
Well, I guess he's got
a few years to make up for.
417
00:20:23,592 --> 00:20:25,427
Look on the bright side.
418
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:28,947
At least Crawford's got someone
to take all that plaid off of his hands.
419
00:20:32,569 --> 00:20:34,069
The evidence please, Stanley.
420
00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:38,746
MITCHELL: In a lot of towns
people hold to the old saying,
421
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:41,702
"It's better to be seen and not heard."
422
00:20:41,747 --> 00:20:45,751
We found that the hard way with Ollie
Roberts and in Eerie, the apex of weird,
423
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,420
sometimes you just can't choose.
424
00:20:51,139 --> 00:20:54,609
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:20:54,659 --> 00:20:59,209
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