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Barbara, where were you?
You're supposed to
be guarding him!
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Play the game, man.
Play the game!
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Ber-ber-ber-ber-ber!
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Welcome to the first
teachers vs. students
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B-ball game fundraiser.
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Ha ha! As president of the PTA,
I put this on.
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I charge $5 a head,
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but after the DJ fees
and gym rental,
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we're gonna be down
about $700.
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Alright, y'all.
Focus now. Come on.
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Uh...
Cut!
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I cut. Here!
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Oh, he said, "Cut!"
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Shoot it, Barb!
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You shoot it!
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Oh! Come on!
Should've shot it!
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No! Don't--
You can't!
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Foul!
Technical foul!
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Give it to me, then.
Arguing...
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Gimme another one!
Gimme another one!
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Shoot it, Barb.
Shoot it. Shoot it!
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{\an8}Stay down!
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Ava. Ooh!
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Unh!
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Unh!
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Ohh!
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Unh!
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Give me the ball.
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Three, four, five.
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And shoot!
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Yes!
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I'm carrying this team!
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Yes! Yes!
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The wrong basket.
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Whoa!
Ohh!
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{\an8}Gregory! I'm bummed
we're missing your panel.
Oh.
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{\an8}Remember-- the best response
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{\an8}is the one given with a smile.
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{\an8}Noted. Thank you. But I'd rather
be doing CPR training
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{\an8}at the district with you all.
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{\an8}What?! You're
gonna be on a panel
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{\an8}about the future of education!
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{\an8}You're about to have
the time of your life.
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Eh, it's not exactly
my idea of fun.
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Yeah, well,
your idea of fun
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is, like, collecting
rare teaspoons.
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{\an8}I guess it'll be cool
talking with other educators.
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{\an8}Maybe I'll learn something,
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{\an8}but other than that,
it's an easy, low-key night.
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{\an8}Well, well, well!
Ooh!
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{\an8}Are you sure
the two of you
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{\an8}are going
to the same event?
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{\an8}Yes, Barb.
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{\an8}Why don't you look better?
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{\an8}Because this is a modest
panel of educators
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{\an8}speaking mostly to fellow
educators on a Tuesday.
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I'm dressed
appropriately!
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Maybe for a Monday.
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What is up with you
today?
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I dunno.
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{\an8}This is the Thunderdome.
Okay?
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{\an8}My sorority sister/rival,
Crystal, is gonna be there.
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{\an8}We hate each other, but
admitting that means defeat,
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{\an8}so, Gregory,
we have to win this panel.
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Hey.
Hey.
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How are we feeling
about tonight?
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{\an8}Definitely not diarrheal,
I'll tell you that much.
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{\an8}So, the superintendent makes
his final decision tonight
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on whether or not
my librarian program
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is gonna be instituted
district-wide.
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I also have CPR training
in a bit
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with my Abbott friends
who I haven't seen in a while.
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Good news is CPR class--
best place to stress faint.
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It's kind of a big night.
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You sure you're good
to take a class?
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{\an8}Yeah. I can't
reschedule it again.
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{\an8}My certification lapses
next week,
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{\an8}so if I don't do it tonight,
I can't teach anymore.
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Oh.
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Captain Robinson:
Alright, everyone! Settle in!
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- Jacob?
- Avi. Hi!
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Nice to see you again.
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Aah! I feel like I haven't
seen you in forever!
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I know, right? Well, let's get
a drink later and catch up.
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Okay.
Captain Robinson:
Ahem!
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Who knows
the three C's of CPR?
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How about you, miss?
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Ha! Why don't you ask
someone else, Captain Rob?
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I can show you!
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Yes.
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Ooh! Melissa.
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I think that man wants
to socialize with you.
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I would hope so.
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He ate the last of my cereal
this morning.
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What?
He was at your house?
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Girl, was there
a fire?
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Eh...
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You are dating
this man?
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No, we're not dating.
They're hooking up.
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Jacob!
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Now I missed
the second "C."
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How did I not know
about this?
Or me?!
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Because there's nothing
to know.
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Except maybe the walls
at my place
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are thinner
than I thought, Jacob.
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Wh--
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Um, uh, you know what?
I-I'll be right back.
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Nobody say anything important
while I'm gone.
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We will not be pausing
the course!
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Hey. Please tell me you
pulled me out in a panic
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as a fun prank--
'cause you got me. Ha!
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Uh, no.
We have a big problem.
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Captain Robinson: ...people,
we think that way about...
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What are you doing?
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Sizing up the opps.
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The opps?
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There she is.
Darth Hater herself.
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Who?
Crystal.
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My trifling sorority sister
and nemesis.
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If her bird-ass
ain't competing with me,
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her raggedy-ass
is copying me.
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Her crusty self even copied me
on becoming a principal.
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Or her dusty self became one
first just to spite me.
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Crystal!
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Oh!
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Soror!
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Oh! Mwah!
Ooh!
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Don't mind him.
He's just documenting
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since it's my
fourth time here.
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I'm so glad you were
finally invited!
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And you brought your
educator of the year.
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You know Richard won that
two years ago?
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Richard.
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Richard Tyler Williams.
Hi.
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Richard Tyler Williams.
On all platforms.
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Ava Coleman, esteemed
principal of Abbott Elementary.
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To my left,
Gregory Eddie--
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Gregory Eddie. Last year's
educator of the year!
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Congrats!
Ah. Thank you.
It was, uh--
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You just started
teaching full-time
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when you got that, right?
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Yeah.
Interesting.
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Oh
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What's good,
Abbott family?
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Oh. Tariq's here.
Hey. Why?
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Uh, I'm moderating the panel.
Yeah. I'm president of the PTA.
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Questions about to be
real off center.
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Real head-scratchers.
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Sorry. Let me
get this straight.
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Passyunk University is pulling
out of the librarian program
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because it doesn't meet their
standards for academic credits?
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Some random chancellor
swooped in,
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blew the whole thing up
last minute.
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Oh, my God.
Look. It's a setback.
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Maybe you can go to the
other universities in the area.
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They all needed money
to participate.
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Passyunk was the only one
to say yes!
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Um...
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We have to ask the district
for money.
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That's... a wild sentence!
Whoo-hoo!
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Have Superintendent Reynolds
in my office within the hour.
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I got carried away.
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I can go to him.
Whatever works.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Alright. Let's get
this show on the road.
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Uh, panelists, what's
the single most important thing
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about being a leader?
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Well, what I've learned
from my experience--
I'd have to say
the most important thing
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about being a leader is...
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showing up, looking good,
and being on.
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Well, I was going to say
that being a leader
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means asking yourself,
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"Would I follow me?"
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Yes!
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That's a bar!
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The applause is letting me know
that that's interesting.
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Hello? I don't--
I don't think this is on.
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It is!
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Avi, hit 'em
with it!
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Compressions
for circulation.
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Check the airway.
Administer breath.
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And that's cap! Alright.
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Partner one, take five!
Partner two, you're up!
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Are you seriously mad?
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I don't know why you
wouldn't trust me enough
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to tell me
who's courting you.
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Nobody is courting me.
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This ain't "Bridgerton."
It's casual.
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Casual what?
Casual friends?
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Casual pickpockets?
Casual ghosts?
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Casual what?!
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It's modern day, Barb.
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It doesn't have to be...
casual anything.
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There's no reason
to label it.
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But if I were
gonna label it,
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I would say
it's just sex.
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Hm...
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We can only do
what we can do.
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Okay, then. Well, uh, uh,
Greg, same "Q."
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Do students
need to take tests?
Yes.
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Tests are the barometer for what
information has been retained.
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Uh, I'd like to "minus one"
Gregory's answer.
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Uh, yeah. I'm--
I'm gonna have to
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times two
that "minus one."
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Because although
tests are important,
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at the end of the day,
the children are our future.
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{\an8}Alright. Well, uh,
that's gonna bring
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{\an8}Abbott's score
to a negative-2
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at the bottom
of the first, y'all.
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Educator of the year, folks.
Ugh...
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We are not just losing.
We are getting smoked.
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You cannot lose a panel.
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This is like every other panel
that's ever existed.
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It's non-competitive.
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You are getting our asses
kicked out there!
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I am being asked questions,
and I'm answering them
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clearly and concisely.
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Okay? Everyone else
is just grandstanding.
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That's what a panel is.
Richard is a career panelist.
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I'm not even sure
he still teaches.
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He's corny, but he knows
nobody cares what you say.
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They care
how you say it.
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I care what I say!
Then say it better!
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Give it some razzle!
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For the love of God, Gregory,
give it some dazzle.
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You have to change up
your tactics, too.
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Nobody's lobbing
questions at me.
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That's 'cause you keep trying
to answer every question.
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If you stop talking, people
will start paying attention.
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That's counterintuitive.
Trust me.
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Don't say anything...
at all.
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Like asking a swan
not to glide.
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Now, the most important thing
to remember is--
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Okay. What did I miss?
I was just
in the middle of--
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No, I meant
in regards to gossip.
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Well, it seems
that my friend here
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of over 15 years...
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trusts me less than
a common street stranger.
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I trust you. I just didn't think
you would understand.
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Boy, was I right!
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Can we focus, please?!
Alright.
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We're gonna split up
into pairs again,
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but now we have
an uneven number.
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So, Avi, why don't you
partner up with Jacob over there
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since your lips
already touched?
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Ooh.
What?!
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Why would our
previously touching lips
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even matter
in this situation?
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00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:52,259
Okay. You hooked up with him?
Why didn't you tell me?
250
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,261
Well, well, well!
251
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,347
Doesn't seem like such fun
being left out, now, does it?
252
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,933
No, it's different
because we are roommates,
253
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,227
so I have to know what
goes on under my roof.
254
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,562
Or on your roof.
255
00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,272
What?!
Oh, my God.
256
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,607
Okay. You know what? I forgive
you for not telling me.
257
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,444
In fact, I'm not even
gonna take it personally.
258
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,321
Ha!
Jacob, why didn't you
tell me?
259
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,282
I did. I texted you.
You responded, "10-4, my dude."
260
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868
I'm sorry. I guess
I have been busier than normal.
261
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,661
Hey, Big Teagues.
I just got us five minutes
262
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,038
with Superintendent Reynolds.
263
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,957
Okay.
I can sell it in three.
264
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,294
Folks, you can't be a hero
if you leave the scene!
265
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:31,048
I-- Teacher reviews
are stellar.
266
00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,758
Everything about this
feels like a win.
267
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,677
But just to be clear...
Mm-hmm.
268
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,889
...y-you're now saying
that it's no longer free.
269
00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,725
That's correct.
Oh. Dang it.
270
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:44,102
I was really rooting
for this one.
271
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,772
Sorry. That's it?
It's over?
272
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,774
Well, it's not my
"project approved" trash can.
273
00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,109
You know-- Why would I have
one of those?
274
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,819
Right. Um...
Hey.
275
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,696
I like the program.
A lot.
276
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,157
Mm-hmm.
But we...
277
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,326
Y-You know, we...
278
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,702
don't have money
for this.
279
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,912
Right. Right.
280
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,246
See, free is my jam.
281
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,748
Yeah. Right.
Right? Right?
282
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,291
Free...
Mm-hmm.
283
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,834
...not free. Mnh!
284
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,211
Free!
Yeah.
285
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,213
Not free. Rrr!
Right?
286
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,131
This-- This visual
is working, right?
287
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,549
It is, yeah,
for sure.
288
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:15,967
Maybe if we can have,
like, one more day
289
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,719
just to figure
something out.
290
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,514
Well, final approvals are
recorded by 8:00 p.m. tonight.
291
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,015
That's the state's rules,
not mine.
292
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,809
Right.
Of course.
293
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,605
This sucks.
Oh, unless it doesn't suck.
294
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,399
Because we could--
Oh, it does suck.
295
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,692
Okay, I didn't go
with this originally
296
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,153
because I thought the program
would have a better shot
297
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,614
if there was, like, a big-name
school attached, but...
298
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,199
Yeah.
299
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,076
What about
Tasker Community College?
300
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,744
And, you know--
Now, I assumed
301
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,205
people would have opinions
about community colleges.
302
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,415
However...
I went there.
303
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,874
I went to Penn!
304
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,709
I am so sorry.
I don't know why I do that.
305
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,545
Let's make a call.
Just give me 15 minutes.
306
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,463
I need to go save
a dummy's life.
Okay.
307
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,715
Let's hear from someone we
haven't heard from in a second.
308
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,218
Principal Coleman,
how do you continue
309
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,761
to motivate students?
310
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,520
Persistence.
311
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,442
Okay. Maybe, Greg,
you want to answer that one?
312
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,902
I would like to answer
that question, yes.
313
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,738
Um... motivation.
314
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,365
Motivate.
Let's look at that.
315
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,325
Let's--
Let's break that down.
316
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,244
Let's break down "motivate."
317
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,746
The first-- first part
of the word. "Motive."
318
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,583
Why are you doing what it is
that you're doing?
319
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,586
You better figure that out.
Second part, "ate."
320
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,254
Are you taking in
enough nutrition
321
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,340
to sustain you
throughout your day?
322
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,260
Because if you balance
your breakfast...
323
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,723
...you'll balance
your blessings.
324
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,643
Let's take some questions
from the audience.
325
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,811
What the hell was that?
326
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,563
Me?
What the hell was that?
327
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,356
I did what you said to do!
I did what you said to do!
328
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,650
Ooh, man, you're lucky
I got a backup plan.
329
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,403
Yes. My man in the Rat Pack
jacket right there.
330
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,322
Hello, lads.
I'm Bister Bohnson
331
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,823
from Babbott Belementary,
332
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,950
where I work as a teacher,
not as a janitor,
333
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,870
although I have immense respect
for the work they do.
334
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,622
My question is for Ava.
335
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,708
How do you balance curriculum
and after-school programs
336
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,044
like step team
and garden club?
337
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,963
Thank you, Bister.
Uh, balance starts with the--
338
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,591
You know, Bister,
after-school programs
339
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,884
are all well and nice,
340
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,886
but a better predictor
for success
341
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,055
is a program
we have at Liberty
342
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,098
that's not at Abbott--
343
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,934
in-school day care.
344
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,311
Because learning
knows no age.
345
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,731
Well, damn!
That was powerful!
346
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,316
Three points
for that lady!
347
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,567
Yes, sir.
348
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,027
Mr. Johnson: Thank you.
349
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,821
Alright. Test time!
I call first!
350
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,157
But you talked to me
about Gary.
351
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,159
Because that was
a real relationship
352
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,786
that you approved of.
353
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,788
You wouldn't understand.
You've been married 30 years.
354
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,790
Oh, my God!
Congrats!
355
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,333
Oh, thank you, baby.
356
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,210
But that does not mean
that I cannot understand
357
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,711
newfangled dating.
358
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,296
Hey, guys, I'm kind of
on a time crunch,
359
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,422
so if we could
just get to...
360
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,091
Okay. Listen.
361
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,468
I'm sorry that I didn't think
you would understand.
362
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,095
Thank you.
363
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,097
So why didn't you
tell me about him?
364
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,723
Oh, I just didn't think
it was serious.
365
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,933
Huh?
366
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,268
I'll tell you
what's serious!
367
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:12,686
The bystander
phenomenon!
368
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,479
Hey. What if I take
the test now?
369
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,940
Oh, I thought we just both
assumed that it wasn't serious.
370
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,650
That's why I didn't
respond to your texts.
371
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,236
I thought you were being coy.
I even showed Captain Robinson.
372
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,071
I said, "Look how coy
this boy is."
373
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,364
And I told you
that was unlikely.
374
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,533
Okay, enough!
Captain Robinson, the test!
375
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,867
Alright, but I don't think
you'll pass.
376
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,411
You missed almost
the entire class.
377
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,246
Oh, has human biology changed
in the past three years?
378
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,622
Start the clock.
379
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,499
There's no clock!
That's not how it works!
380
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,001
I said start the clock!
381
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,338
...four, five,
six, seven, eight...
382
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,388
{\an8}Ooh!
My, my, my.
383
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,435
So, not sure if you had
a chance to read our e-mail,
384
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,061
but we'd love to invite
some of the students
385
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,896
over at your community college
to participate in a program.
386
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,023
We'll do it!
387
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,399
R-Really?
388
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,775
Okay. Awesome!
389
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,360
So you did read
the e-mail?
390
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,195
No, but no one
ever invites our students
391
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,240
to participate in these
or any kinds of initiatives,
392
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,491
which is a shame.
393
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,452
Too true.
Okay. Amazing!
394
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,121
So w-we'll set something to
finesse the details this week.
395
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,540
But for now,
as I'm presenting it tonight,
396
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,167
I can confirm
that you're in?
397
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,253
We'll do it.
And thanks for thinking of us.
398
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,880
We're not always
the first call.
399
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,758
Ohh.
Well, you were this time.
400
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,092
Then why was this
so last-minute?
401
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,510
We live on the edge.
Okay. Bye.
402
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,637
What?
403
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,144
Couldn't be me.
404
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,687
Yeah, I'm not really good
at this stuff.
405
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,439
Because me and you
are a lot alike.
Hm?
406
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,857
We're too real
for this crap.
407
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,233
Yeah, that might be true.
408
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,610
I'm not really made
for grandstanding.
409
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,070
That's a good thing.
410
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,739
My shiniest mop leaves
the most grime in its wake.
411
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,324
They're not even
really saying anything.
412
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,117
Meanwhile, we're doing
a ton of stuff at Abbott
413
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,370
that's actually having
a positive impact on the kids.
414
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,704
Then maybe you should
tell them that!
415
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,872
They ain't gonna
clap for that.
416
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,832
They might
learn somethin'.
417
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,003
We spoke to the vice president
of Tasker's, and he's in.
418
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,839
Yes. All we need now
is your approval.
419
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,966
Tasker
Community College?
420
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,593
Look, uh,
Superintendent Reynolds...
421
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,928
Mm-hmm?
422
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,554
...people overlook
community colleges
423
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,224
the same way
they overlook public schools.
424
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,851
But I believe that this will
provide a unique opportunity
425
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:20,230
for people from our community
to work with our students.
426
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,273
Is... it... free?
427
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,983
It is free.
Approved!
428
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,902
- Aah!
- Lead with that next time. Okay?
429
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,987
Alright?
Because when it's free...
430
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,155
it's my jam.
431
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,990
That's your jam.
That's my jam. Yeah.
432
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,742
Are you still down
to grab a drink?
433
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,286
Oh, I can't. I'm getting
a drink with Barb.
434
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,830
Oh.
Did you two have plans?
435
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,873
No, one of the many benefits
of being casual
436
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,000
is canceling plans
without any hard feelings.
437
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,877
Hm. Cool. Maybe
I'll text you Monday?
438
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,713
Sure. Worth a shot.
439
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,674
♪ My librarian program's
been approved! ♪
440
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,717
Whoo!
441
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,759
{\an8}- Hey!
- Yes! Congrats!
442
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,844
{\an8}Yeah!
443
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,262
{\an8}- Whoo!
- Congratulations.
444
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,347
Aah! Mmm!
Congrats.
445
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,849
Oh, my God. Thank you.
What did I miss?
446
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,267
Is Barbara hooking up
with that guy? 'Cause--
447
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,269
I'll fill you in
at Rubensteins.
448
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,438
Or... it looks like we can
make the last 10 minutes
449
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,232
of Gregory's panel if we hurry.
I just need to grab my bag.
450
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,277
Panel Pals?!
Chyeah. Duh!
451
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,529
Ooh.
I can't make it. Sorry.
452
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,698
Oh.
Uh, did I invite--
453
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,032
Have fun, though.
454
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,247
Okay. Did he just make me
fall in love with him?
455
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:23,293
Because, I mean, wow.
He played that perfectly.
456
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,919
Ohh!
457
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,796
Oh, my God.
458
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,018
Be the teacher
you wish you had.
459
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,065
Amazing. Wow.
460
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,276
We might as well just end
the panel here, right?
461
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,612
But we got a few minutes left.
462
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,948
So, Principal Ava,
since y'all are getting cooked,
463
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,242
what makes
a successful principal?
464
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,749
As principal, I'm only as
successful as my teachers.
465
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:07,212
So I'm gonna pass this question
over to Mr. Gregory Eddie.
466
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,007
O-kay. Kind of a re-gift,
but sure.
467
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:15,595
You know, it sounds simple,
but... listening.
468
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,431
Um, I run a gardening program
at Abbott.
469
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,892
I didn't expect to
or even really set out to,
470
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,310
but the kids wanted it.
471
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,645
I mean, they didn't
ask for it directly
472
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,230
because that's
not how kids are.
473
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,357
But when I listened
to what they were saying,
474
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,108
they needed somewhere
to hang out.
475
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,236
So I took what I knew,
gardening,
476
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,737
and I created the program.
477
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,697
That's what being
a successful teacher is.
478
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,867
It's listening and
fulfilling needs that exist.
479
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,289
That's it?
480
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,707
Yeah.
481
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,251
O...kay.
482
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,794
Y'all, that concludes
the panel.
483
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,754
Make some noise
for your winners--
484
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:50,964
the Liberty Rings.
485
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,430
I'm not sure
why they're scoring a panel,
486
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,307
but Gregory did great.
487
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,351
He was right.
Those little moments when
488
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,980
you're just in your classroom
listening to your students...
489
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,569
It was a really great answer.
490
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:17,031
Ava, I just want to say
I am so proud of you.
491
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,158
Hm?
I mean, I look at you
492
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,954
and I think about how much more
I could accomplish
493
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,914
if I didn't have
three beautiful kids
494
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,958
and a husband at home
to care for.
495
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,837
Did you hear
how mean that was?
496
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,006
"How much more
I could accomplish."
497
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,549
She just admitted
I've done more than her.
498
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,510
She is defeated. I am that
bitch, and she knows it.
499
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,970
My school stay winnin'!
500
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,514
My students are smart.
My staff is sexy.
501
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,724
I'm not even talking
about Gregory.
502
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,642
Have you seen Melissa?
Barbara?
503
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,020
Janine, on a good day.
504
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,479
It must be pricey
505
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:51,941
paying for a whole crew
to capture your progress.
506
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,401
I don't pay them.
507
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,528
They asked me to capture
Abbott's glow-up
508
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,781
for free... free...
and free.
509
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,200
I can't get them
to leave me alone.
510
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,535
Hm.
511
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,912
Come on.
512
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,791
Mr. Eddie.
Charles Pearlman.
513
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,835
I'm with the Philadelphia
Activities Fund.
514
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,045
Great job on the panel.
515
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,421
Oh. Uh, thank you.
516
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,548
The score didn't
really reflect it,
517
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,300
but I felt pretty good.
518
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,261
We offer grants to activities
that serve the community.
519
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,221
I appreciated
your answers today,
520
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,015
especially the one
about the garden.
521
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,642
Oh. Uh, thank you.
522
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,561
I gotta run,
but let's be in touch.
523
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,771
Yeah.
524
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,983
Hey! Y'all made it.
How was the, uh, CPR training?
525
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,318
Oh, it was great.
526
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,612
My program got approved,
and I found out
527
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,573
Jacob hooked up with an EMT
on Melissa's roof.
528
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,783
Oh, was it Avi or Wade?
529
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,368
What?!
Who the hell is Wade?!
530
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,953
Read your texts.
531
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,503
Wow. That's actually a really
good point about scrub brushes.
532
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,879
Uh, Mr. Johnson, what do you
think is the biggest threat
533
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,756
A.I. poses
to your profession?
534
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,050
I'll tell you what.
I'm not scared.
535
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,552
Mopping takes elbow grease,
not microchips!
536
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,097
{\an8}You know what would happen
if you made a microchip mop?
537
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,848
{\an8}Uh, well,
I have my theories.
538
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,016
{\an8}I saw "Smart House," now.
539
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,935
{\an8}You think
what we do is easy?
540
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,105
{\an8}Cleaning up after hundreds
of kids day in and day out?
541
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,481
{\an8}You think
you could do that?
542
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,735
{\an8}Well, come on up here
and, "Beep, beep, beep,"
that to my face!
543
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,446
{\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, we gotta calm it down.
544
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,325
{\an8}You of all panels should know,
we gotta keep it clean.
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