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My daughter Danuta...
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is missing!
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Mrs. Tenuta, it's okay.
I'll tell them the story.
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The last time
I saw Danuta
was yesterday.
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See, a few months ago,
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Danuta joined
the Bazooka Sharks Babe
cheerleading squad.
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I've been driving
her to practice
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because her car
is infested with
pantry moths.
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But something
was eating at her.
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Danuta said the organization
was hiding something.
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She didn't go
into details
because, well...
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I said I wasn't interested
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and that cheerleaders
were fake as hell.
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Not my most sensitive moment.
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Sorry.
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The Babes
do this version
of a pyramid
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that they call the Shark Fin.
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So stupid.
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Danuta was always
proud to be at the top,
for some dumb reason.
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But at yesterday's practice
she never came out
of the locker room.
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They looked everywhere for her
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but the only thing they found
was her scrunchie.
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The official line
from the Babes is
that she ran away,
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but there's this thing
that Danuta used to say,
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"The only reason
for being missing
is being kidnapped."
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Something about that
makes me think
she was kidnapped.
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Don't worry, Mrs. Tenuta,
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these guys'll
find your daughter.
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They're professionals!
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Hi.
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We're in a garage.
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I'm sitting on a box of
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"Southwestern
table decorations"?
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It doesn't feel like
a pro operation.
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Would non-professionals
do this?
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Hey, where did
Danuta's mom go?
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She thought it'd be
more productive
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to stand in front of
the White House with a sign.
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You did the right thing
coming to us
instead of the police.
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Oh, we tried them.
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But because of budget cuts,
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they won't investigate
a missing person until
they've been gone six months.
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Three if you buy tickets
to their pancake breakfast.
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Pancakes, that's a clue.
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- I don't think it is.
- Well, I'm glad you have
such strong opinions.
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You're gonna need them
as part of the investigation.
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You want me to be part of it?
I'll do anything!
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- We need you to go undercover
as a cheerleader.
- Immediately, no.
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The Bazooka Babes are holding
tryouts to replace Danuta.
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She'd said something shady
was going on over there.
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And if you can make the team,
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we'll have someone
on the inside.
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Okay, fine! I'll do it.
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I'll try out too,
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just in case they're looking
for somebody sexy.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
That it's gonna be
A wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
To the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Roger, you still have a beard.
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It's Legman who's undercover.
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I don't even know
who Roger is.
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While you guys are
looking into the team,
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I'll be investigating
the organization,
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as their new
junior senior accountant.
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Nice! How'd you get that?
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AI-generated recommendations
and a great attitude.
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Shit, I'd rather do that!
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Do they want someone sexy?
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Hey, so what'd
you guys find out
about the squad?
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That's Kashara,
Pauline and Carly.
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jealousy.
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They all wanted
to replace Danuta
at the top of the pyramid.
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Carly got it.
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Over there we got
Coach Tammy and Jill,
Carly's mom.
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She's a former Bazooka Babe
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and current president
of the booster club.
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Both suspects.
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jealousy.
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Of what? Or who?
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Careful, Hayley.
Now you're sounding jealous.
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We have to keep an eye on you.
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Wheels, get my little gun
from the van.
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Up there is Cyrus Mooney Jr,
team owner, suspect.
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Why is he a suspect?
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From the top of the pyramid,
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Danuta could see
into the owner's box.
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Perhaps she saw something
she wasn't supposed to.
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Ooh, that's interesting.
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- Yeah, I hope
it's that one!
- Me too.
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Let's agree to favor
any evidence that makes it
look like that.
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That creepy guy!
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Who is he?
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That's Dominic.
Team stalker.
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100-times convicted felon.
Obsessed with Danuta,
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couldn't stop
writing her notes.
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Not a suspect.
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- Why?
- Oh, it's too obvious.
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I mean, just the day
before she disappeared,
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he said he was gonna take her
away from all this.
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Tell you what, if it's him
I'll eat my sequined bodysuit,
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like a billy goat
on Liza Minnelli's farm.
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Welcome to tryouts.
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Now let me say right up front,
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we are body positive Babes
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and nobody is gonna
be asked their weight.
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But, if you
accidentally step on
one of the many scales
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hidden
throughout the field,
that's on you.
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I'll hand it over to Jill,
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president of
the Bazooka Babes'
booster club.
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Well hey, girls!!
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I see your shocked faces,
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you can't believe
I'm Carly's mom
and not her kid sister.
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Don't make that face, Carly,
you'll get frown lines.
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- Mom!
- Don't call me that!
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Treasure these
moments, ladies.
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You never know when
you're gonna be 29
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and wake up one day
and turn 30,
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kicked off the team
because of an arbitrary
age cut-off.
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Even though all my veins
were still non-varicose.
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But now
it's my daughter's time
to live my dreams.
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Um, quick question.
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Uh, what's your policy
on disappearances?
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Like, if I went missing,
would you try and find me
or just cover it up?
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We have a strong
no cover-up policy here.
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Good question.
No more questions.
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Anyone care for a scone?
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That's a trick,
the scone might make you
one ounce thicker
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and that won't work for us.
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The girls who asked
for the scone are cut.
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Now let the tryouts begin!
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How am I supposed to compete?
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This clearly isn't
anyone else's first day
of cheerleading.
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Don't worry, I've got
a few tricks up my sleeve
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to tip things in your favor.
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♪ She got a body
Like an hourglass ♪
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♪ But I can give it to you
All the time ♪
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♪ She got a booty
Like a Cadillac ♪
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♪ But I can send you
Into overdrive, oh ♪
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♪ You've been waiting
For that ♪
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♪ Step on up... ♪
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Ooh, damn.
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You're cut!
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You're cut!
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Thank you, NSYNC's absolutely
miserable halftime show.
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The way
she's pumping her arms,
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it's unrelenting,
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defiant even.
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There's a little
Paula Abdul in it too.
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Diane, you're the
sparkle consultant.
What you think?
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I'd like to see more.
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♪ Back seat of my car
I'll let you have it... ♪
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I'm out, Hayley!
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I just had
vaginal reconstruction.
I can't blast it like that.
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Farewell, my coochie!
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None of them sparkle!
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Who are you?
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I'm Kitty Kittington,
the new sparkle consultant!
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What happened to Diane?
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Oh, she had to attend
to a personal matter.
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They look great from here.
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But let's see how they look
on the Jumbotron.
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Hmm. I don't love that.
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It's four dollars per day,
but this Donkey Face app
was so worth it.
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And to think
I almost canceled it
a couple years ago!
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We have chosen the final two.
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It's Hayley and Barbara Ann.
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Wait! One more cut.
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Barbara Ann,
you got the weird knees.
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Barbara Ann,
please put on pants
and go directly to hell.
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I made it?
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Okay, okay, personal space!
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If you didn't hear
your name called,
you didn't make it.
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There's a list in the office
if you want to know
how badly you did.
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Christina,
I'll save you the walk,
you were dead last.
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To be clear, you're a 10-99
contractor with no benefits.
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Okay,
you're in the door.
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Now it's time to start
our investigation proper.
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Start? What have
you guys been doing?
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The longer Danuta's missing,
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the higher the odds
we'll never find her.
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I'm hearing,
"words, words, words."
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But I should be hearing is,
"sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!"
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It's important
we maintain our covers.
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But even I, Legman,
think Barbara Ann
was better than you.
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Come on,
Mr. Accountant.
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"Brr, it's cold in here.
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"Stop poking 'round,
or you'll be dead I fear."
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Wait,
this is a cheer threat!
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One of the Babes
must've written this!
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But which one?
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Bad Dominic!
You cannot be in here!
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But he's a suspect too!
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Suspect?
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What I meant to say
is he's sus...
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and pectoo...
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which is, of course,
a Peruvian bird.
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Quite beautiful.
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Not a lot of meat, though.
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Please don't ask me
about the bird in the future.
The bird is quite real.
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Someone in this organization
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is involved with
Danuta's disappearance
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and now they're
threatening my life!
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And with a glitter pen,
no less.
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Yes! Who uses glitter pen?
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Ugh. Everyone
in the organization, unfortunately.
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They all use glitter pens,
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and they all reek
of artificial peaches.
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Let's check it for DNA.
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Hayley, that was
a rookie mistake.
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You're the one
who sneezed on it.
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And you're the one
who made us stop at Hardee's
for French toast sticks
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that I love
and am allergic to.
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"Brr, it's cold in here..."
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Its! The author
used the wrong "its"!
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Wrong-Its?
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That's the Kroger brand
knockoff of Cheez-Its, right?
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I prefer them.
A stronger
cardboard mouthfeel.
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No, whoever wrote this
forgot the apostrophe.
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We just have to find out
which of these girls
doesn't know her grammar.
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Based on these contracts,
that could be hard.
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Kashara spelled her name
with a five and a pentagram.
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Come on, Carly!
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You really got to
throw that kiss to Cyrus!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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He comes out of
his luxury box for this!
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He doesn't like to come out!
Make it worth his time!
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Mwah!
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Whoa!
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Let's take a little break.
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You guys can
all share that banana
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I left in the locker room.
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- Yay.
- Dibs on the peel!
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Hey girly... goos.
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I wrote a cheer.
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- Can I teach it to y'all?
- Yeah!
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- Let's do it!
- I love cheers!
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What the hell do you
think you're doing, Hayley?
I write the cheers!
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Kitty, I'm investigating
my creativity.
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Oh, right, right.
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But I'll be watching
your every step.
246
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,896
Hovering over you
like an alien.
247
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,481
I... I mean, I'm not an alien.
248
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:52,110
Don't mind me,
I had one too many
Celsius Grape Rushes!
249
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:56,530
It's Shark time!
250
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,282
You had to write that down?
251
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,117
Do you all know what this is?
252
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,619
Dry erase marker?
253
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:05,414
Sure. But, um,
does anyone know
what an apostrophe is?
254
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,041
I think everybody knows.
255
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,043
That's when something
terrible happens.
256
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,003
You mean a catastrophe?
257
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,755
Yeah. Those are bad.
258
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,382
Really, really bad.
259
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,883
We should erase that cheer!
260
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,676
Erase it now!
261
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,763
But initiative like that
will put you at the top
of the pyramid one day.
262
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,807
Or take you
to the White House.
263
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,558
But not both. Don't be greedy.
264
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,060
I could be a topper?
265
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,687
Praising these girls
is not the way
to motivate them!
266
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,649
You're lucky I don't send you
downhill in a grocery cart--
267
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,235
That's just a Southern saying.
Nothing more.
268
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,822
- Good job, babe.
- You're doing great!
269
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,291
Oh, so right after
they're super nice to me,
270
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,377
they sneak off to
some mysterious closet
271
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,753
where they probably
have Danuta
272
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,631
chained to a water heater,
drinkin' her own piss.
273
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,300
Gotta play this
real cool and subtle.
274
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:01,720
Don't show my hand.
Keep it casual.
275
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,765
Closet, closet, closet!
I saw you go in the closet!
276
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,684
What are you even
talking about?
277
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,227
Come on everyone but Hayley,
278
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,687
let's go eat
boiled chicken breast
279
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,356
and look at pictures
of cookies.
280
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,942
They all went into this closet
281
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:17,111
and when I slyly
asked them about it,
282
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,821
they were so weird.
283
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,040
School zone, watch your speed!
284
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,542
Oh, good looking out.
285
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,336
I'll take my foot off the gas,
that should slow us down.
286
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,046
No need to use
the brake at this point.
287
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,756
Love that. Save it
for when you need it.
288
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,258
When you can
rely on it to work.
289
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,177
Ooh, can we drive
past the kindergarten
290
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,429
as all the kids are being
walked across the street?
291
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,889
Sounds wonderful.
292
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,724
I'll pull
right up close to them
in my two-ton van
293
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,476
so we can see
their sweet faces.
294
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,857
The brakes are out!
295
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,110
Jello factory!
296
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,870
I thought the jello
would provide a cushion
297
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,580
but it was just
factory equipment
298
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,207
and a bunch of sugary powder.
299
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,835
The people
make the jello at home,
you idiots!
300
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,253
Someone tried to kill us!
301
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:17,922
It's getting
too scary, Hayley.
302
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,216
Okay, I think
it's for the good
of the case
303
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,302
that we take
a nice, long break,
come back fresh.
304
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,803
I like a cold case.
305
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,889
Like cold noodles,
cold pizza, it's better.
306
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,641
No, we can't give up!
307
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,519
And I just can't be
swinging from jello factory
to jello factory
308
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,978
looking for your dead friend.
309
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,230
You think she's dead?
310
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:35,481
That's your question?
311
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,650
Nothing about Steve
liking cold noodles?
312
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,610
You gotta focus up, Hayley.
313
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,866
Our brakes were cut
right after I asked
about the storage closet.
314
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,786
Wherever Danuta is,
the answer is in there.
315
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,997
Kashara always
has the key to it
on her ankle.
316
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,416
She's on the third level
of the pyramid.
317
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,545
If I can make my way up
to the second level
of the pyramid,
318
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,880
I can grab that sweet ankle.
319
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,633
While you do that,
I'm gonna go over
the team's I-9s.
320
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,468
Cool! How is that helping us?
321
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,470
When Danuta's found,
it would be nice
322
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,390
if there was a fiscally sound
organization to return to.
323
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,683
If she's found!
324
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,978
- How is that helping us?
- It's not!
325
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,400
Great hold, Smith!
326
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,694
You're moving up
to tier two after lunch!
327
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,280
You'll be right under Kashara.
328
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,407
Oh, yeah! Kashara!
329
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,075
Don't take it weird, Kashara.
330
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,997
I just can't wait to get
ahold of dem sweet,
sweet, sweet ankles.
331
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,500
- Whoa!
- Will you sign your
pom poms for me?
332
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,877
- What?
- Didn't they tell you?
333
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,629
The team generously donates
334
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,507
their signed pom poms
to the kids.
335
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,802
Why do they let you
hang around here?
336
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,971
What a rude question.
337
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,892
And I was gonna offer
to lick the jello powder
off the bumper of your van.
338
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,730
- Where'd you go?
- Yeah, we're gonna
beat your face.
339
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,482
- What?
- With makeup!
340
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,734
Makeover time!
341
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,502
I'm so sorry!
That was my fault.
342
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,588
Don't worry,
we all make mistakes.
343
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,131
I blew my basket toss today.
344
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,633
I clapped on the seven-count.
345
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,134
I got really high once
346
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,554
when I was babysitting
my kid brother
and he drowned.
347
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,058
Wow. This is a really
supportive group.
348
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,769
Well, let them support you
at the top of the pyramid
349
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,021
'cause that's where
I'm putting you!
350
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,439
Why would you do that?
351
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,774
Oh...
352
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,442
I have my reasons.
353
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,779
As the sparkle coach,
I demand to know your reasons.
354
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,239
My therapist told me
I need to take more risks.
355
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,658
My speech therapist.
356
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,035
She gives me tewible advice.
357
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,912
We're running out of time
to find Danuta,
358
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,372
and I haven't gotten
the keys yet!
359
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,748
But you did get topper!
360
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,792
I say we drop
the investigation
361
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,835
and see where this
cheerleading thing takes you!
362
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,089
Unhelpful. Steve,
please tell me
you have an idea.
363
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,384
What? They keep
food concessions
separate from beverages?
364
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,885
I can't reconcile this.
365
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,179
Danuta, you morons! Ugh!
366
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,057
I'll have to get into
that closet myself.
367
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,858
Ha, the jig is up, ladies!
368
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,736
It's Hayley! Run!
369
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,697
It's time to come clean.
370
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,699
Hayley, our secret is,
371
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:36,203
we can't afford to give
all our fans authentic
Babes pom poms.
372
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,872
So we buy these knockoffs
on Alibaba.com
373
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,582
and give them away instead.
374
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,167
This is your big secret?
375
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,920
You must think
we're monsters.
376
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,338
No, you're not.
377
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,757
This whole time,
you were acting so weird
378
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,260
but you're all so innocent.
379
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,847
Wait, who's not here?
380
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,683
- Carly! It was you!
- I don't kn--
381
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,476
The note, my brakes,
382
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:02,396
it all happened
as I went up the pyramid.
383
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,856
You were trying
to scare me off
384
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,399
because you thought
I was a threat!
385
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,484
Brakes? What are you
talking about?
386
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,279
I just wrote you a note
because I know something
weird is going on
387
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,697
and I don't want you
to get hurt.
388
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,324
So you don't know
where Danuta is?
389
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,910
- No! I have no idea!
- But I know!
390
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,413
Carly,
cheerleader to cheerleader,
you gotta tell me.
391
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,582
Do I have time to turn around
and see who this is?
392
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,751
Or is my head about to be
covered with a big sack?
393
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,545
- Sack attack!
- Called it.
394
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,963
- Hayley! Are you okay?
- Danuta?
395
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,966
You're lucky,
I had to eat my way
out of my own sack.
396
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,468
Danuta, thank God!
397
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,596
- Who put you here?
- I did.
398
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:36,847
Carly?
399
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,807
I didn't say that,
my hands are tied.
400
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,768
Carly's mom?
401
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,144
Why are you doing this?
402
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,937
I was a great cheerleader.
403
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,105
I was a topper!
404
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,441
It was my whole life
until that bitch
405
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:50,152
Cyrus Mooney Jr
said I was too old to cheer.
406
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,529
- But I'm not too old to kill!
- Us?
407
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,073
No, I just needed
all potential toppers
out of the way.
408
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,784
Now if you'll excuse me,
409
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,744
I have to go put on
my daughter's uniform,
410
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,454
climb to the top
of the pyramid,
411
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,248
and when Cyrus
comes out to catch a kiss,
it'll be a kiss...
412
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,417
of death.
413
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,836
Kiss of death, y'all!
414
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,754
This is bad.
415
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,964
Why are you wearing
a cheerleading uniform?
416
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,925
I went undercover
looking for you.
417
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,845
And I gotta say,
I take back everything
I said about cheerleaders.
418
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,388
To your face
and behind your back.
419
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:21,266
You might not believe this,
but in high school--
420
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,560
- You were bullied
by a cheerleader?
- Yeah.
421
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,687
- Can you believe it?
- Yes.
422
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,232
Excuse me, Wheels.
Let me just fart
in here real quick
423
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,691
and then we'll resume
the search--
424
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,361
Oh, hey, ladies!
You're rescued!
425
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,530
Thank God!
How did you find us--
426
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,615
Oh, no!
427
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,909
Jill was trying
to get reimbursed
428
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,203
for an unbelievable
amount of mileage,
429
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,705
so in my capacity
as team accountant,
430
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,249
I put a tracker on her car.
431
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,584
While I ate
four dozen deviled eggs!
432
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,253
Now let's go, girls.
433
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,882
Which one of you prisoners
has the key to this door?
434
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,760
- Damn it!
- Did someone say "Dominic"?
435
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,345
No, get out of here, ya creep!
436
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,055
No, wait, help us, you creep!
437
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,807
We gotta get out of here
and stop Jill!
438
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,975
Did you bring your rope?
439
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,728
Why do people always
think I have a rope?
440
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,483
Ew. Your hands are so clammy!
441
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,195
And now,
our halftime performers,
442
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,281
the Bazooka Shark Babes!
443
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,284
Due to an uptick
in uninvestigated
disappearances,
444
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,829
today's topper
will be... Carly!
445
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,581
Jill, what are you doing?
446
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,291
No, it's me, Carly.
447
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,128
You're confused because
I look just like my young mom.
448
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,469
You want your kiss
don't ya, Cyrus?
449
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,768
Pucker up and eat this!
450
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,232
Old face, meet young foot!
451
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,901
So close.
452
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,616
Gorilla Stars rule,
Sharks drool--
453
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,786
'Zooka Sharks.
454
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,624
Well, we did it again, Wheels.
455
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,208
Case closed, Legman.
456
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,003
Couldn't have done it
without you.
457
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,588
What exactly did you guys do?
458
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,840
Well, maybe this wasn't
our best work.
459
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,842
Maybe we've lost
a step, Wheels.
460
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,802
I don't like
that expression.
461
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,388
How insensitive of me.
462
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,560
Jill's going away
for a long time.
463
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,520
And Danuta'll be back
on top of the pyramid!
464
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,940
You know, I think
I'm hanging up
my pom poms.
465
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,900
The abduction
was really traumatic
466
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,028
and I feel I need
to be in therapy
for a good long time.
467
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,446
You don't need therapy!
468
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,949
Therapy is for people
who couldn't be cheerleaders.
469
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,241
Thanks, Hayley.
470
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,952
I can't believe you did
this all by yourself.
471
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,037
I had a little help.
472
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,956
Very little.
473
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,625
- Is she still looking?
- I don't care anymore.
474
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,960
As far as I'm concerned,
475
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,296
we're the only two people
in the world.
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