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Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians
Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians
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Woeful wars, ferocious fights
Dingy castles, daring knights
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Horrors that defy description
Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians
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Vicious Vikings, cruel crimes
Punishment from ancient times
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Romans rotten, rank and ruthless
Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless
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Groovy Greeks, brainy
sages Mean and measly Middle Ages
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Gory stories, we do that
And your host, a talking rat
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The past is no longer a mystery Welcome to...
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Horrible Histories. #
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Yo, yo, yo! MC mouse is in da house.
Well, actually I'm a rat,
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but MC rat in da flat
sounds a bit rubbish, really.
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Anyhow, time to get this song special started,
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so let's rock back to the Stone Age!
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Not that this is a rock song, it's actually jazz.
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And so you've heard the Stone Age occurred
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For two and a half million years
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But there's more of Stone Age to engage
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Than maybe it first appears
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Dinosaurs, Neanderthals let's make this clearer
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Didn't live together came from different eras
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That's not all I can tell
ya So much more to be known
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About the many phases in the ages of stone
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Shoo be do be do wop it's all the rage
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So skiddly bop do wop
brush up on your Stone Age
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Oh, yeah!
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All right!
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It's fine to define the Neo-Palaeolithic
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But you're gonna have
to be a little more specific
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Do you mean lower when
ancient beings first used tools
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Or metal Palaeolithic when Neanderthal ruled?
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That's when Homo sapiens starts to emerge
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But just in Africa, it's
long before the global surge
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Not till upper Palaeolithic 40,000 years ago
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Did Neanderthal and Homo sapiens say hello
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Neanderthal and Homo sapi
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Living in caveman harmony
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Language was invented cave painting art
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Then Palaeolithic ended which meant the start
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Of phase two be do be do wop turn a new page
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Skiddly bop do wop brush up on your Stone Age
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Oh, yeah! All right!
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This is where it starts to get all scientific
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Palaeolithic's followed by the era Mesolithic
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Then Neanderthals are wiped
out by the ice age, horrific
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After which the Neolithic age was terrific
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Man learned to farm, build
homes so they could settle
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Then some other folks turned
up and they discovered metal
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Bigger men from Europe
found bronze and outgrown
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The simple and traditional ways of stone
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Bronze Age was invented by now man was flying
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Cos hot on his heels came the age of iron
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Celts, Druids, religion and Rome
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By now a distant memory those ages of stone
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Shoo be do be do wop since that metallic stage
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Skiddly bop do wop there was no more Stone Age
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Sho be do be do wop now you know what is known
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About the many phases of the ages of stone. #
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Ye-e-eah!
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All right!
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Time for the next song. You ain't wrong,
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it's Egyptian star, Cleopatra.
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Rah rah, Cleopatra
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Famous beauty coming at ya
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Rah rah, Patracleo
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Guys all go gaga for me-o
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I am a leader and a lady and a Queen
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I'm Cleopatra, such a Queen never been seen
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I am a pharaoh, yet
they're all meant to be guys
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But I don't care-o,
I just wear-o a beard disguise
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My mum and dad were
pharaohs I thought I was too
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But both my older sisters
thought that they should rule too
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Oh dear they both died
I wonder who that will leave
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Little me-o pharaoh Cleo OK, no time to grieve
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Think that's alarming,
you'd be right but it gets worse
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Married my half brother
and we ruled the universe
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That bad romance led to an overcrowded throne
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But then he died, boo hoo So now I rule alone
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Woah woah woah woah woah
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All hail lady Cleo
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Woah woah woah la la
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Coolest pharaoh by far
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Fashion topped my list of vices
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Bathed in asses' milk and spices
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Then I dressed like goddess
Isis Long black hair in ringlets nicest
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Vipers too for men entices
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Finest linen robe, top prices
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Married another brother, he's an OK geezer
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But never told of my love for Julius Caesar
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Had Caesar's child and
hoped that he'd be crowned king
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My bro said no, I said oh and I murdered him
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Cos I am Cleopatra Egypt's royalty
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The ruling pharaoh
don't you dare-o mess with me
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My poker face smiles only when I see
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A man who takes my fancy like, oh, Mark Antony
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- Woah woah woah woah woah
- Another Roman leader
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Woah woah woah la la No Egyptian crowd pleaser
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- Rah rah, Cleopatra
- Finally I'd met my match-a
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- Rah rah, Patracleo
- Ends in death for him and me-o
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My life was a drama I was one kooky mamma
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Woah woah woah you know
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Today I'd be a favourite of the paparazzo. #
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No pictures, no pictures.
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Are you liking my music mix so far, eh?
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You should be. I'm the best DJ in the world!
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If you think I like to boast,
you've never met a Celtic warrior.
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Let's have a...
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Boast battle!
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BEATBOXING
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So let's clear the air Grab a chair
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I got flair when I fight a bear
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I rip off it's skin for my wife to wear
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I did it for a dare I'm your worst nightmare
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Look close, check out my facial hair
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Relax, face facts, a fight
with you would be an anticlimax
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When you go to war,
you don't take off your slacks
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Look at me, I'm tough I fight in the buff
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- I could say more but I've said enough, so...
- Boast battle!
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- Have grace, shut your face
- Boast battle!
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You're well off the pace
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Seems to me that you're not even skilled
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I'd stab you right now but I'm trying to chill
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In a rage, on the rampage
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I've killed more men than old age
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- Boast battle!
- And I've only just begun
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- Boast battle!
- And I'm not even done
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You're just killing the enemy That's lazy
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I kill my own people I'm that crazy
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I go berserk and my eyes go glazy
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I get so mad I could stab a daisy... #
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But I won't, cos that would be...stupid
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All right, all right, stop! Think a while
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Look at your style, man, that's vile
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Looks like you've been dressed by a reptile
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I'm dressed like a king
I wear a torc round my neck
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When I'm doing my killing
On my finger, I'm wearing a ring
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When I said I fight nude,
I wasn't counting my bling, yeah
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- Boast battle!
- And I paint myself blue
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- Boast battle!
- That's way, way cooler than you
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So much better than you that you ought to bow
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I'd fight you but you wouldn't know how
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Enough of the talk, yeah? End this now
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I can sum it all up in just one word... #
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Oww!
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Mu-um!
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Those Celts might think they're tough,
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but they're nothing compared
to this Middle Ages Scottish rebel.
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I am William Wallace My life was a mystery
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Some say born 1272, some say 1263
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Was that Malcolm of Paisley Maybe Alan from Ayr
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Did I have a wife or no? Do you really care?
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They say I had a big red
beard but all you need to know
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I was a Scottish rebel
and the English were my foe
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William Wallace, Scottish rebel
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This is war, I cried
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Many English fought me
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And many English died
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I took against the English
back when I was fairly wee
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Cos an Englishman called
Selby bullied my whole family
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It upset me so I struck
him dead Well, wouldn't you?
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An English sheriff came
along Guess what? I killed him too
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They say he killed my
wife so he deserved what he got
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Then England's King Ed came for me
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Oh, I'm scared...not!
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William Wallace, Scottish rebel
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Possibly six foot seven
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But all that really matters is
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I sent Englishmen to heaven
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40,000 English came to Stirling Bridge for me
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They had to cross a narrow
bridge to get to us, you see
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We held them off, pushed
them back, it was no contest
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Bridge collapsed hundreds drowned
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Of course I killed the rest
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Celebrated Stirling Bridge another Scottish win
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By decorating my sword
with the English General's skin
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William Wallace, Scottish rebel
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Scottish legend too
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Fought for Scottish freedom
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Was a hero through and through
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GUITAR SOLO
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Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck
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At Falkirk defeated I'd run out of luck
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Spent seven years playing hide and seek
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Captured, sent to London,
tried for treason, what a cheek
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King Ed hanged me then a lovely touch
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Pulled my guts out Guess he didn't like me much
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Ye-e-e-eah!
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William Wallace, Scottish rebel
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In Scotland my heart lived
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Though sadly my head wound up
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On a spike on London Bri-i-idge. #
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Ooh, that smarts!
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Time for some Aztec priests to change the mood,
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so let's see you get on down at the disc-aztec.
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We're Aztec priests so mind your head
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Our prisoners always wind up dead
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Our favourite colour
is blood red We're not nice
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At an Aztec temple's opening day
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We priests would please the gods this way
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Hordes of enemies we'd slay by sacrifice
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To win at war make crops grow more
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To cure our kids when ill
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The sun to shine this song to rhyme
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More victims we must kill
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Ha ha ha ha
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You won't survive You won't survive
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Ha ha ha ha
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Ain't staying alive Ain't staying alive
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Ye-e-eah
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With sacrifice, we priests appease
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Our gods, each powerful big cheese
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Let's hear it for your favourites please
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O-o-oh
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We're doing it for Toci
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The Aztec goddess of the earth's heart
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We're doing it for Chantico
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Goddess who makes volcanoes start
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We're doing it for Itzli
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The goddess of stone knives
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We're doing it for Itztlacoliuhqui
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Chiconahuiehecatl... #
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Er... Some other gods' great lives
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Ha ha ha ha
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Don't cross us Aztecs we advise ya
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Ha ha ha ha
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Or you'll end up as fertiliser
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Ye-e-eah
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Our year starts in November
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When every priestly member
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Is asked if they'll remember our Aztec dead
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We do this if you haven't guessed
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By getting something off your chest
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Your heart would probably
be best or else your head
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And then on our year planners
it's the raising of the banners
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And it's only polite manners
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To kill more guys
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December and January dismembering methods vary
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All you need to know is that we pile 'em high
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May and June, it's summer
time the killing is easy
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It's only halfway through the year
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Bet you're feeling queasy
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In autumn time, we sweep our
homes and kill some more, but then
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By late October the killing's over
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Then it starts up again
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Ha ha ha ha
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You won't survive You won't survive
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Ha ha ha ha
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Ain't staying alive Ain't staying alive
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Ha ha ha ha
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Want to live until you're old?
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Ha ha ha ha
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Avoid us priests You've been told. #
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Middle Ages' King Richard
III came in for a lot of bad press.
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But did he really deserve it?
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Take it away, little Richard.
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I was sure that you'd love me
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To that hope I did cling
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Cos I'm Richard III
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And everybody loves a king
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Thought I did a good job Why do you disagree?
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There's a lot of people
spreading nasty rumours 'bout me
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Every word is a lie so I'm singing this song
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Cos the history books
have been telling it wrong
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Never had a limp Always walked my full height
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Never had a hump and my arm was all right
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Never took the Crown with illegal power
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Never killed my nephews
the Princes in the Tower
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Tudor propaganda, it's all absurd
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Time to tell the truth about King Richard III
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My brother Edward died
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His kids too young to rule
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So I took the throne
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Why not? I'm nobody's fool
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Thomas Moore wrote a history
said I murdered Edward's boys
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Shakespeare said their death was an evil ploy
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But I say those two are historical vandals
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They've ruined my image I mean, what a scandal!
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Never bumped off those harmless young heirs
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Never buried them under
the Tower of London stairs
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Never poisoned my wife bumped off her daddy
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This is me, sweet Richard
Do I look like a baddie?
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Never was two-faced sure you'll agree
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I was misunderstood King Richard three
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Can you imagine it I'm the last Plantagenet
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Beaten by Henry in the Wars of the Roses
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The Tudor dynasty didn't care that much for me
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Now I'm painted as a baddie,
that's why one, supposes...
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Never forget when you hear of my crimes
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Never drowned my brother
in a massive vat of wine
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Never said a horse, my kingdom for a horse
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Who made that up? Why
William Shakespeare of course
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Now my tale is told You won't hear a bad word
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About a special ruler, King Richard III. #
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I'm a nice guy.
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WASP BUZZES
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Oh, there's a wasp, there's a wasp!
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There's a wasp! Oh, there's a wasp!
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Poor old Richard III, he seems like a nice guy.
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Unlike this Georgian villain,
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who everybody thought was terribly glamorous.
I beg to differ!
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Everyone thinks they know the story
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Of Dick Turpin's highway glory
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But my past is far more gory I was no saint
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You think life is one big
antic My profession is romantic
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Hate to be pedantic, but it ain't
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Huh!
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As a butcher down in
Essex I was handy with a knife
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Had a sideline as a poacher
Led a less-than-honest life
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The notorious gang of Gregory
liked my style and dedication
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They signed me up and
gave me a real robber's education
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We rampaged through the Essex
farms, stole and robbed and fought
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But when the law came for
us I escaped and they got caught
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I became a highwayman
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- Was daylight robbery
- Huh!
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I was no prince charming
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- Nothing dandy about me
- Huh!
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The truth is I was violent
and with my good mate Matt King
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Robbed travellers at gunpoint
Money, watches, anything
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My horse wasn't called Black
Bess although that's what you've read
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Was no romantic hero
Shot not one but two men dead
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The legend that surrounds
me misses out the crucial part
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I was a ruthless killer
with a ruthless killer's heart
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I was a vicious highwayman
A source of pain and tears
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Huh!
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When you hear how my story ends
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- You won't believe your ears
- Huh!
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I ran away to Yorkshire
changed my name to John Palmer
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Was sent to prison after
stealing chickens from a farmer
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Wrote a letter to my
family A plea it did relate
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The postman saw the envelope
and here's the twist of fate
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He had taught me how
to write so he knew I'd lied
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That's not John Palmer's
hand That's Dick Turpin's, he cried
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Was a vicious highwayman,
my crimes had brought me fame
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- Huh!
- Was stitched up by a postie
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That's not glamorous, that's lame
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Huh!
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No more stand and deliver
You'll remember this I hope
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Huh!
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It's no fun hanging with highwaymen
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When you're hanging from a rope. #
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Us DJ's sometimes do requests
and here's one right here.
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It says, "Please shut up and play the next song."
343
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Right then! I'll, er...
shut up and play the next song.
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A little something from Victorian times.
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In good old Queen Victoria's
day Industrial Revolution
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Meant bosses said please we need more employees
347
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We needed a solution
348
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Who will climb our chimneys
Who will power our grids?
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Victorian families so desperately poor
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They'll let us employ their kids for...
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- Work, terrible work
- From very young ages
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- Up chimneys to clean
- Paid pitiful wages
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- Work terrible work
- Pins make you work faster
354
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- If we grow too big
- Get sacked by the master
355
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Now you're all in my employ
356
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Cleaning in the factory
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- We're not very strong
- And the hours are long
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This work is unsatisfactory!
359
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,359
Learn not to get caught in spokes
360
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Or trap our hands in gauges
361
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To stop machines and get you out
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Will cost you one week's wages
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THEY GASP
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- Work terrible work
- There's no health or safety
365
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- So if we get hurt
- They will just replace me
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Work terrible work... #
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Sorry!
368
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SHE WHISTLES
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Now that I am short
of cash I have to pick pockets
370
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Wallets from gentlemen and ladies' lockets
371
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Small enough to get away Hardly ever caught
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And if we are, we're kids you
see To cry is what we're taught... #
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Boo-hoo!
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00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,519
Work terrible work
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Dangerous and demeaning
376
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,799
- No time to complain
- Get back to your cleaning
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Work terrible work
378
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Guess what we are dreaming?
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School glorious school
380
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Wonderful school Marvellous school
381
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Wish we went to...
382
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Scho-o-ol. #
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And it wasn't just Victorian
children who got a raw deal,
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so did women.
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Because only men were allowed to vote
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and towards the end of Victoria's reign,
387
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some women started protesting
this was unfair, good day.
388
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- We are the Suffragettes.
- Think you know some fierce girls?
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You ain't heard nothing yet.
390
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A lass called Millie
Fawcett founder of our cause
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Started the battle for our rights
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Argued the government to change the laws
393
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Here is how she stated our plight
394
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How come girls can't vote
for rules that we have to obey
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When we work and pay taxes too
396
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- Parliament's reaction was...
- Oh, do go away!
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How dare they diss the Suffrage crew
398
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,279
Suffragettes sing We're going to do this thing
399
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,719
Peaceful protests started in 1903
400
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,359
Got no reaction Needed drastic action
401
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,960
- Got a new leader, Emmeline Pankhurst
- That's me!
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Burst down to parliament
shouting votes for women
403
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,839
Actions that were shocking and new
404
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,639
Chain ourselves to Palace
gates Tension was brimming
405
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,119
On the WSPU
406
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,919
Burned down churches,
smashed up shops, attacked MPs
407
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,599
The result, we were thrown in jail
408
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,039
This made us more determined
as you'll come to see
409
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,359
Think we'd give up fighting? Hey, fail!
410
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,879
Suffragettes sing Together we can win
411
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,439
In prison we protested
and went on hunger strike
412
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,719
Men still said no But we just said yo!
413
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,519
You won't stop us now... #
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00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,599
Miss Davison, please take the mic
415
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,239
We became more extreme
416
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,399
Derby Day, June 13
417
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,559
In front of King and Queen
committed sacrifice supreme
418
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,959
Crept unseen between the
teeming crowds watching the race
419
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And threw myself under
a horse to try and make our case
420
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Became a famous martyr How did men react...? #
421
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,599
We can't give women votes if
they're so stupid, they'll do that!
422
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,919
Seemed our cause was
lost when World War came along
423
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,159
Our Suffragette reaction
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Was to wave our protest
goodbye Farewell, so long
425
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,359
To patriotic action
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00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,879
Put down our banners
saying give us votes, instead
427
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,519
Supported the men's fight
428
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:14,039
We worked to help them win the
war, so guess what they said...? #
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00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,239
OK, ladies, you were right.
430
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,639
Suffragettes sing, We've done it, ding ding
431
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,599
At last those men can
see they should treat us the same
432
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,839
So all take note Now women can vote
433
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,679
And it's thanks to those who fought
434
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,280
In the Suffragette name. #
435
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,439
That's all from me, the MC.
436
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,479
My work here is done, been fun,
437
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,919
One last rhyme, see you next time.
438
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,399
The rat rules. And so, my
friends, did this little lot.
439
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,760
Go on! I challenge you
to learn the chorus. Ha-ha!
440
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,919
I'm William the Conqueror
My enemies stood no chance
441
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,279
They call me the first English
King although I come from France
442
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,759
1066, the Domesday Book, I gave to history
443
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,279
So fat on death my body
burst but enough about me
444
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,399
To help remember all your
Kings I've come up with this song
445
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:15,239
A simple rhyming ditty
for you all to sing alo-o-ong
446
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,399
Oh!
447
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,399
William...
448
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,079
Bit short, innit? We need more kings.
Who came next?
449
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,879
William II, cheeks were
red Killed out hunting so it's said
450
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,199
- I took over, Henry I
- That's my next eldest son
451
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,239
Then King Stephen It's true, check it
452
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,839
I, Henry II killed Thomas Beckett
453
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,479
Richard Lionheart, that's
right Always spoiling for a fight
454
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,079
Oh, King John, what a disaster
Rule restrained by Magna Carta
455
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,999
William, William, Henry,
Stephen Henry, Richard, John, oi!
456
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,199
Time for my mate, King
Henry eight to take up this song
457
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,359
Henry III built the RB Ed I hated Scots
458
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,999
A red hot poker killed Ed
II That must have hurt him lots
459
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,199
Edward III was a chivalry
nerd Began the Hundred Years' War
460
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,759
Then Richard II was king
aged ten Then Henry, yes, one more
461
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,799
King Henry IV, plots galore
Not least from Henry V, why?
462
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,519
- Killed ten score at Agincourt Then Henry VI arrived
- Waah!
463
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,879
Edward IV, Edward V Richard III, he's bad
464
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,839
Cos he fought wars with
Henry VII First Tudor and my dad
465
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,399
So Henry VIII, I was great
Six wives, two were beheaded
466
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,799
Edward VI came next but
he died young and so my dreaded
467
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,639
- Daughter Mary, ruled so scary then along came...
- Me!
468
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:34,519
I'm Liz the first, I had no kids so Tudors RIP
469
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,119
William, William, Henry,
Stephen Henry, Richard, John, oi!
470
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,399
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II
Then three more Henrys join our song
471
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,119
Edward, Edward, Richard
III Henry, Henry, Ed again
472
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,079
- Mary I, good Queen Bess
- That's me, time for more men
473
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,159
James VI of Scotland
next as English James I he led
474
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,279
Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles
I The one who lost his head
475
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,639
No monarchy until came
me Charles II, I liked to party
476
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,199
King Jimmy II was scary,
ooh! Then Mary was a smarty
477
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,519
She ruled with Bill, their shoes
were filled by sourpuss Anne Gloria
478
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,359
And so from then you were ruled by men
479
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:12,079
Till along came me, Victoria-a-a
480
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,799
William, William, Henry,
Stephen Henry, Richard, John, oi!
481
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,559
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II,
then three more Henry's join our song
482
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,959
Edward, Edward, Richard
III Henry, Henry, Ed again
483
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,119
Mary I, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles and Charles again,
484
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,479
Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria
485
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,359
Still to come it's Queen Victoria
486
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,919
- And so began the Hanover gang George I and George II
- Grim!
487
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,879
- George III was quite absurd
- Till I replaced old him
488
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,279
- King George IV known henceforth As angry, fat and cross
- Hang on!
489
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,559
- It's true you beat Napoleon but were mostly a dead loss
- Bang on!
490
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,559
- Old William IV was a sailor
- Ahoy! - It's nearly the end of the story-a
491
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,479
On to the scene comes the best loved Queen
492
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:54,399
Hail to Queen Victoria-a-a
493
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,319
William, William, Henry,
Stephen Henry, Richard, John, oi!
494
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,559
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II
and three more Henry's join our song
495
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,719
Edward, Edward, Richard
III Henry, Henry, Ed again
496
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,919
Mary I, good Queen Bess
Jimmy, Charles and Charles again,
497
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,999
Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria
498
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,359
George, George, George, George Will, Victoria
499
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,719
Victoria-a!
500
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,199
Victoria-a! Victoria-a! #
501
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,519
I ruled for 64 years, you know.
502
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,759
Ed VII, George V, Ed VIII
503
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,839
George VI Bess II then reigned, and how!
504
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,559
And so our famous monarch
song's been brought right up to now
505
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,999
O-o-oh!
506
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,239
William, William, Henry,
Stephen Henry, Richard, John, oi!
507
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,439
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich II
and three more Henry's join our song
508
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,359
Edward, Edward, Richard
III Henry, Henry, Ed again
509
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,679
Mary I, good Queen Bess,
Jimmy Charles and Charles again
510
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,559
Jim, Will, Mary, Anne Gloria
511
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,999
George, George, George, George Will, Victoria
512
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,519
Edward, George, Edward, George VI
513
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,119
And Queen Liz II
514
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,919
Completes the li-i-ist
515
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,319
That's all the English kings and queens
516
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,199
Since William I
517
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,839
That there have be-e-en. #
518
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,159
Tall tales, atrocious acts
519
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,199
We gave you all the fearsome facts... #
520
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,319
Want some more Horrible Histories?
521
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,399
Then come with me down the time sewers.
522
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,879
Just go to the CBBC website
and click on Horrible Histories.
523
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,000
See you down there!
524
00:28:21,050 --> 00:28:25,600
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