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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:05,270 . 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:05,670 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,740 - Bobbie. 4 00:00:09,770 --> 00:00:14,410 You haveto get her to stop labeling the citrus wrong. 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,850 - If an orange can be called an orange, 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,320 then a lemon can be called a yellow. 7 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:24,320 - What I'd give for one normal opening shift. 8 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,790 - Bobbie, can you come in here, please? 9 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,460 - Thank you, Lord. 10 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,260 - Surprise! - [screams] 11 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,470 - [laughs] Gotcha. 12 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,570 - What's going on? 13 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,870 - Our six-month anniversary of finding out we're sisters. 14 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:45,310 I sent you a calendar invite, remember? 15 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:46,880 - Yeah, I remember. 16 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:51,310 Yeah, I--I-- I read all your emails. 17 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:54,150 I even read the ones when I'm sitting over there 18 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,280 and you're sitting right here. 19 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,390 - Yeah. [chuckles] 20 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:59,220 I hope you like your gift. 21 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,120 Who knew it would be so hard to make something? 22 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,190 - Oh, let's see what this puppy is. 23 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:10,270 It's a mug that says "Ters" on it. 24 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,730 - And I have "Sis." 25 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:12,900 Sisters mugs! 26 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:16,140 - Aw, would you look at that? 27 00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:18,140 - So I know it's only been six months, 28 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:19,540 but I wanted to give you something 29 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:23,380 that says my sister is bold, brave, beautiful, 30 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:24,750 more than anyone could ever want, 31 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:26,650 and I'm so happy we share DNA! 32 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,890 - It says all that in this little old mug? 33 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,350 - Yeah. 34 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:34,620 And it says, "Made by Isabella" on the bottom. 35 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:35,820 - Oh. [laughs] 36 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:36,730 - Do you like them? 37 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,660 - I love 'em, I love 'em. They're so cute. 38 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:44,170 It's just that I feel horrible I didn't get you anything. 39 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,470 - Oh. You didn't get me anything? 40 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,640 - No. - That's OK. It's dumb. 41 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:48,670 These are dumb. 42 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,210 - No, it's not. 43 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,470 Not--no--I--I'm kidding. 44 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:53,840 Course I got you something. 45 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,840 - Really? - Yeah. 46 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,910 It's just that I'm a-- 47 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:00,750 I'm not a morning gift giver. 48 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:05,390 I'm a nighttime gift giver. 49 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:08,390 So you better be ready later, little missy, 50 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,590 'cause you're going to love it. 51 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,190 - Ah, I can't wait! 52 00:02:12,230 --> 00:02:14,430 Sisters! [laughs] 53 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,670 - [laughs] 54 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,800 Crap. 55 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:24,370 - * Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight * 56 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:25,770 * To get through the day * 57 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:28,310 * And sleep on through the night * 58 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:30,310 * But here you'll find a place * 59 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,680 * That'll surely lift your spirits * 60 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:39,190 * You belong at Happy's Place * 61 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,590 - Hey, Steve. You're good with computers. 62 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:46,290 I want to order this and have it delivered tonight, but look. 63 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,400 See? They won't let me. 64 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:50,670 - OK, you're not having a computer problem, 65 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:54,500 you're having a problem with the concept of time. 66 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:59,340 And I cannot help you with that. 67 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:01,280 - I mean, this is a nightmare. 68 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,640 - Hey, what's going on? 69 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,780 Bobbie, are you OK? 70 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:04,580 Did you get hacked? 71 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,850 Did somebody steal your identity? 72 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,880 - Calm down. 73 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,780 He said, knowing she could never. 74 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:14,520 She has to buy Isabella a last-minute gift. 75 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,920 - Oh. 76 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,460 Is this what you're thinking? 77 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:20,330 - Yeah, it's one of those plug-in slideshow frames. 78 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,800 I'm gonna put pictures of the both of us in it. 79 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:24,270 Cute, right? 80 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:27,770 - So you're getting her an iPhone? 81 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,940 But it can't make calls or look things up 82 00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:32,610 and it has to be plugged into a wall. 83 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,880 - Well, you're a lot of help. 84 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:35,380 - No, listen. 85 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:38,310 Young people don't consider stuff thoughtful. 86 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:39,580 - Oh, really? 87 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:43,850 Well, I've got a homemade mug in there that begs to differ. 88 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,020 - Well, that's just because Isabella knows you're old. 89 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,790 ...er than her. 90 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:50,830 Yeah. 91 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,600 Her generation, which I'm basically in-- 92 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,730 [Steve groans] - Deh! 93 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:02,840 Values experiences over anything else. 94 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:05,310 Like--like if I had a friend who could take her skydiving. 95 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:07,080 - Oh, my gosh, that would be amazing. 96 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:08,080 - I said like if I had a friend. 97 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:09,440 I don't. 98 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:13,380 - You could get a tattoo for Isabella. 99 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,420 - You think she'd like that? 100 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:16,580 - Well, she already has a couple of cool ones. 101 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,350 I mean, it seems very her. 102 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:20,060 - Oh, she's so brave. 103 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,860 I can't even hear the word needles. 104 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,690 [shudders] 105 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:27,460 - I didn't know you had irrational fears, too. 106 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,560 That's fun for me to know. 107 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:34,840 - I think a tattoo would be the excellent anniversary gift. 108 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:40,510 Look at me, coming up with an idea as thoughtful as the mugs. 109 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,410 - I mean, I came up with it. 110 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,080 - And I pay you, so zip it. 111 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,650 [upbeat music] 112 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,850 - Emmett. 113 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,650 Where is Emmett? 114 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:52,950 - What do you need? I can help. 115 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:55,420 - I need to know where Emmett is. 116 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,130 Unless you want to painstakingly go through 117 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,790 the stats of yesterday's game with me? 118 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:00,930 - I do not. 119 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:04,100 - There you are. 120 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:05,700 - Thanks for covering, Takoda. 121 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:06,840 - Hey, sure thing. - Where were you? 122 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:09,440 I've been looking for you for an hour. 123 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:10,870 - You found me. What do you want? 124 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,740 - Well, now I want to know where you were. 125 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,110 - Nowhere. 126 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:17,110 - What were you doing? 127 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,650 - Nothing. 128 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,950 - Did you notice the peanut oil is low? 129 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,720 - Would you two stop with the questions? 130 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,450 There are some things a man likes to keep private. 131 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,990 - That was weird. 132 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:33,090 - I shouldn't have shamed him about the peanut oil. 133 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:36,360 * * 134 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,370 - Nailed it. 135 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:43,410 Isabella, can you come in here, please? 136 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:47,140 - Surprise! - [screams] 137 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,040 - [laughs] 138 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,850 Did I get you? - Totally. 139 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,020 And I don't know how 'cause I could see you hiding. 140 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,620 - That's as low as my knees will let me go down. 141 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:58,790 [laughs] 142 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:00,660 OK, gift time. Open it up. 143 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:02,760 - [squeals] This is so exciting! 144 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:03,990 - OK, wait. 145 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,560 Some people may think that gift cards are very impersonal, 146 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:07,700 but they're wrong. 147 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:10,470 Gift cards can be a very personal gift. 148 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,530 - So it's a gift card. 149 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:13,800 - I'm not gonna tell you. 150 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:16,440 Open it. 151 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,640 - I wanted something that said, 152 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:20,510 "My sister is cool and colorful 153 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,680 and a permanent blessing in my life." 154 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,210 - A tattoo. 155 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,550 - I thought it could say "sisters," like our mugs. 156 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,420 - We're getting matching sister tattoos! 157 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,690 - We're getting what now? 158 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,130 - What a beautiful symbol of our relationship. 159 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,400 - Yeah, about that. 160 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,930 - I mean, all that pain I used to carry around about our dad, 161 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,170 I just-- 162 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:47,840 I've struggled with abandonment issues my whole life. 163 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:49,500 So thanks for being the big sister 164 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,840 I've always wanted and helping me with that. 165 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,980 - That's just what I meant to do. 166 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,980 - Sisters! - Sisters! 167 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:06,760 . 168 00:07:06,790 --> 00:07:07,620 - I think we should do a Celtic symbol. 169 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,760 Oh, like this one. 170 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:13,660 - The tree of life? - Mm-hmm. 171 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,700 - It looks a little big. 172 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,070 How about the leaf of life? 173 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,840 - You know what? I'll just make the appointment. 174 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:24,670 The pressure of a looming deadline will help us decide. 175 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,570 - OK, then. You go do that. 176 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:27,740 [chuckles] 177 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:31,610 - What the heck are you doing, lady? 178 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:32,710 - What does it look like? 179 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,980 I'm getting a tattoo with Isabella. 180 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,250 - What about your fear of needles? 181 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,620 I mean, you can't even get a flu shot without a Valium. 182 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,120 - I'm gonna get over it. 183 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,690 - How? 184 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:46,090 - Get me a needle. 185 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:49,200 - What do I look like, a nurse? 186 00:07:49,230 --> 00:07:50,970 God, I'd be a sexy nurse. 187 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,800 When is Halloween this year? 188 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,310 - OK, so get me a toothpick. 189 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:59,570 - Why? - So I can stick myself. 190 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:04,050 That way, I can start small and work my way up to a needle. 191 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,920 - Bobbie, why don't you just tell Isabella 192 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,150 that you don't want to do this? 193 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:09,620 - Because I do want to do this. 194 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:11,690 It means the world to her. 195 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,960 I want to be the big sister she needs me to be. 196 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:15,960 Here she comes. 197 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:16,990 - [giggles] 198 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:17,930 Great news. 199 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,660 Usually, this place is booked for weeks. 200 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:20,660 But this guy canceled 201 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,760 because he got in a huge fight with his wife. 202 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,300 And now, there's two openings for tomorrow night. 203 00:08:24,330 --> 00:08:25,900 Eek! 204 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,600 - Double eek! - [cheers] 205 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,640 - [squeals] 206 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:30,270 - [laughs] 207 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,970 - Ugh. - [sighs] 208 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:35,840 - 24 hours to get rid of a lifelong fear. 209 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,810 OK, here goes. - [sighs] 210 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,630 - Ow! 211 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,860 Dang it! Dang it! I hate it. 212 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:56,000 - Bobbie, if you really want to get over your fear, 213 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:56,970 I can help you. 214 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:57,870 - I can do it. 215 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,700 I can do it. - [sighs] 216 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,870 Ow! 217 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:09,140 [groans] I honestly don't know how olives do this. 218 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:15,120 * * 219 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:20,860 - [whispering] Hey, Steve, come here. 220 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,290 - What's with the whisper? 221 00:09:25,330 --> 00:09:26,760 Are you playing hide-and-seek? 222 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,160 Bobbie said we couldn't. 223 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,170 - [whispering] Emmett's acting weird. 224 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,700 - So are you, sneaking around. 225 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,240 And cut it with the whispering. 226 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:38,870 - [normally] I overheard Emmett yelling on a phone 227 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,680 about some kind of an appointment. 228 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,240 It sounded like he was in trouble. 229 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,710 - Oh, no. 230 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,180 What if it's another health scare? 231 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,820 Or if he has a secret family? 232 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:48,750 Wait, that was Happy. 233 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:53,050 - I'm sure if Emmett needed help, he'd let us know. 234 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:55,760 [laughter] 235 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:01,000 - We have to save him. 236 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,210 - But we can't break into his locker, he's our friend. 237 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:14,780 - We haveto break into his locker becausehe's our friend. 238 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:16,780 - Ah, step aside. 239 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,790 - How did you know his combination? 240 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:30,090 - It's 1-2-3-4. Emmett's a simple guy. 241 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,990 - OK, you go through his stuff. I'll make sure he isn't coming. 242 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,300 - But what am I looking for? 243 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,800 - Pills, brass knuckles, 244 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:38,130 my coffee mug he loves but swears he didn't take. 245 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,710 - Uh, Steve? 246 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,880 - Yeah? 247 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,120 [laughter] 248 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,920 [bells chime] 249 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,900 - You are floating on a cool breeze, 250 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:14,740 far away from earthly fears. 251 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:17,510 [bells chime] 252 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:20,880 Far away from anything pointy. 253 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,310 [bells chime] 254 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:23,380 Or pokey. 255 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:24,950 [bells chime] 256 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:26,880 Needles. 257 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,190 You're far away from needles. 258 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:33,760 Now, take a deep breath in and out. 259 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,260 [bells chime] 260 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,530 OK, Bobbie, I need to hear you, OK? 261 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,830 Like this. [inhales deeply] 262 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:42,500 [exhales deeply] 263 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:44,830 Sorry, I had egg salad. 264 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:49,340 - Do you have a license to be doing something like this? 265 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:54,040 - No, but I took a Zoom class during the pandemic. 266 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,380 OK? Now close your eyes. 267 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,880 Come on. 268 00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:57,850 [Bobbie clears throat] 269 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,010 All right. 270 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,890 Zibby zabby zobbie zoo. 271 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:10,530 Zabbie zabbie zoobie zoobie zah! 272 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,490 You are floating. 273 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,430 You are safe. 274 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,260 You're floating. 275 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,030 You are safe. 276 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,540 Bobbie, look. 277 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:25,070 [laughs] - What the heck? 278 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,110 - [gasps] 279 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,110 - You were poking me up a storm 280 00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,980 and it didn't even bother me. 281 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,280 - See, now you can get that tattoo with Isabella. 282 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:34,820 Oh, man, I am talented. 283 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,950 And powerful. 284 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,890 - Yeah, you are. Huh. 285 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,990 - What? What is wrong? 286 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:44,130 - I--I don't know. I should be happy, but I'm not. 287 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,890 - Oh, quick, lay back down. 288 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,300 The Great Gabby has more work to do. 289 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,830 - No, no, no. 290 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,030 No, no. 291 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,230 It's not about the needle anymore. 292 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,370 It's... 293 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,600 it's about the tattoo. 294 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,340 I just don't want to get it. 295 00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:58,240 - Why? 296 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:01,440 - I don't know. It doesn't feel right. 297 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,040 Oh, man, what am I gonna do? 298 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,880 Our appointment's tomorrow night. 299 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,080 - Bobbie, please. 300 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,850 Just tell Isabella that you can't do this. 301 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,150 - Oh, right, tell my baby sister, 302 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,350 who's just gotten over abandonment issues, 303 00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:13,560 that I'm gonna abandon her? 304 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:16,590 - Oh, and get a tattoo, even though you don't want one? 305 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:17,890 [scoffs] 306 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:18,930 I've got a yin-yang on my hoo-ha 307 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,100 that says that's a bad idea! 308 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,470 - No. I'm gonna get out of this. 309 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,600 Gabby, clear your schedule. 310 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:29,240 [bells chime] - It's clear. 311 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:34,540 . 312 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,480 [locker slams] 313 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,320 - Doing all right, there, Emmett? 314 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,350 - I'm fine. 315 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,060 - Need any help? - Nope. 316 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:54,530 - Then I guess you're not looking for these? 317 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,360 - What the hell? 318 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,400 - Not at my spot. 319 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,170 - What is wrong with you? 320 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,270 - What is wrong with you? 321 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,580 Why didn't you just tell us you were taking tap lessons? 322 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:11,550 We were worried something bad was going on. 323 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:13,920 - Why do you two care so much? 324 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,620 - Because we're your friends, Emmett. 325 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:18,950 - Yeah, bro. Open up. 326 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,960 - [groans] Fine. 327 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:26,460 I wanted to learn how to tap since the first time I saw... 328 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,560 "Singin' in the Rain." 329 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,130 - Oh, my God. 330 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,630 - And if you two make fun of me, I swear, 331 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,340 I will tap dance on your graves. 332 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:38,970 - And I will come back from the dead to see it. 333 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,280 - I guess it was my health scare that was 334 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,410 the kick in the butt I needed to finally sign up for lessons. 335 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,680 - I think it's admirable what you're doing. 336 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,120 - Agreed. 337 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:49,120 Please continue your tap lessons in peace. 338 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,690 - Yeah, well... 339 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,260 I'm not taking tap lessons anymore. 340 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,460 - Why? 341 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,330 - I got kicked out. 342 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,260 Apparently, you're not allowed 343 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:01,560 to holler in the studio when you mess up. 344 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,370 The kids tell their moms. 345 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:06,200 - I'm sorry. 346 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:07,240 - I was trying to find these 347 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,040 so I could throw them away. 348 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,510 - Emmett, wait. 349 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:17,580 You're not the only one who's had an affair with... 350 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,450 dance. 351 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,750 [upbeat music] 352 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,050 - So why are you here again? 353 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,760 - Oh, she, uh... 354 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,620 she just wanted to come check the place out for us. 355 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:32,430 Yeah, you know these tattoo parlors can be kind of seedy. 356 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,360 Right, Gabby? - Oh, yeah. 357 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:39,000 Yeah, there is a danger element that you may not be aware of. 358 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:43,270 Oh, damn, this place is nice! 359 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,670 - Isn't it? It got great reviews online. 360 00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:47,080 Except for this one guy 361 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,580 who was mad it rained the day he came in. 362 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,480 It's like, take it up with God. [chuckles] 363 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,450 I'm gonna go check us in. 364 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,620 [Bobbie laughs] - Oh, man. 365 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:57,020 This place is classier than where I get my mammograms. 366 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,530 The plan was for you to find something wrong with this place 367 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,560 so I had an excuse not to have to go through with this. 368 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,600 Quit saying it's nice. 369 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:10,670 - Well, I'm sorry, but this place is flawless. 370 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,400 The places I usually go get a tattoo are down by the docks 371 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,310 or under a bridge or in some guy named Terry's garage. 372 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,510 All right, so--so what should we do? 373 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,510 - You're gonna have to 374 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,450 find something wrong with the tattoo artist. 375 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,450 - Easy-peasy, yellowsqueezy. 376 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,750 Isabella told me that the guy's name is Maverick. 377 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,890 [scoffs] OK. 378 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,090 All right, there's definitely gonna be something off 379 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,290 about this guy. 380 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,790 [cheers and applause] 381 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,230 - Damn stroke. 382 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:43,160 Clean up on aisle five! 383 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,530 OK, who's my next victim? 384 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,700 - So you're Maverick? 385 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,670 - I am Maverick. 386 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,240 - He's Maverick! [laughs] 387 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:54,240 Which is so good and cool. 388 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,710 - There something wrong? 389 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,780 - [chuckling] No. 390 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,410 Nothing I can say out loud. 391 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,480 Gabby, thoughts? 392 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,480 - Everything looks great to me. 393 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,480 - Really? 394 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,620 - Yeah. 395 00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:06,490 I mean, there's just something about this guy, right? 396 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,860 Do you have a wife I can steal you away from? [laughs] 397 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,190 - Are you kidding me? 398 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,230 - I know what it is. 399 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,830 Something about me makes this one uncomfortable. 400 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:17,570 - Me? No. [laughs] 401 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,200 I'm not uncomfortable. 402 00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,340 - No, she's not uncomfortable. 403 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,300 [laughs] I'm not uncomfortable. 404 00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,410 - I am. [chuckles] 405 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,570 I'm a little flushed. [giggles] 406 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,210 - Are you sure? 407 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,850 Nothing about me maybe gets under your skin? 408 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,580 Maybe makes you a little nervous? 409 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:37,590 Maybe it's my hair? 410 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,490 Or maybe it's my goatee? 411 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:43,630 Or maybe it's the fact that I don't wear a damn watch? 412 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:46,760 - Um, well... 413 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,500 - I'm just kidding. 414 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:52,230 The stroke hit my left side, but I'm right-handed. 415 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:56,540 - And you use that hand, right? 416 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,870 - Oh, yeah. 417 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,740 You see all of these? - Uh-huh. 418 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,440 - I did those with this. 419 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,410 - [chuckling] Oh, gosh. 420 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,210 It's your situation, you own it, and I love that. 421 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,180 [laughs] Hilarious. 422 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,720 - Oh, I like to mess with new customers. 423 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,590 You got to take whatever life throws at you 424 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,660 and have fun with it, am I right? 425 00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:14,720 - Yes. - Yeah. 426 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,690 When life hands you yellows, you make yellow-ade. 427 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,800 - OK, who's up? 428 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,530 - My biggest, best-est sister! 429 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,200 - OK, Red, looks like you're up. 430 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,600 [Bobbie groans] 431 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,900 - Nothing's stopping me, not even my good friend. 432 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,610 - Oh, wait, wait. 433 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,540 Isabella, I don't know about this guy, huh? 434 00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,880 I mean, you know, he's just too... 435 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,350 handsome. 436 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,180 Too charming. 437 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,820 I mean, marry me. [giggles] 438 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,560 - Oh, forget it. 439 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,920 Honey, I don't want to get a tattoo. 440 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,230 - You don't want to do this with me? 441 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,430 - No, honey, I don't. 442 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,300 And it's not because you've had a stroke. 443 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:55,560 - What stroke? 444 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,430 I just fell asleep on my arm. [Gabby giggles] 445 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,940 - I'll fall asleep on your arm. 446 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,510 - You know what? 447 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,610 You look like a gal who could rock a snake tattoo. 448 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,780 - Well, I may not rattle, but I can sure shake my tail. 449 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:15,580 . 450 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,820 - Why didn't you just tell me you don't want to get a tattoo? 451 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,490 - I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 452 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,560 I mean, my family's already caused you so much pain. 453 00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,460 - You haven't caused me any pain. 454 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:29,800 - Well, not me. Daddy. 455 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:32,500 - Well, what does our dad have to do with it? 456 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,000 - Well, you said that these tattoos were 457 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,740 all about your abandonment issues. 458 00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:37,710 - Oh. 459 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,680 I'm sorry if anything I said made you sad. 460 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:43,510 But Bobbie, this tattoo isn't about 461 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,750 the 24 years I didn't have with Dad. 462 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,520 It's about the six months I've had with you. 463 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,420 - Really? - Absolutely. 464 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,860 And they've been the best six months of my life. 465 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:58,890 - Oh, Isabella, that's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 466 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,630 Oh, I love you. 467 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,960 - Now, let's get out of here, all right? 468 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,470 I don't want you to get a tattoo 469 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,830 that reminds you of the past. 470 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,000 - I don't want that, either. 471 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,410 I want a tattoo that celebrates you and me right now. 472 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,740 - What are you saying? 473 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,480 - * Matching tattoos are back on * 474 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:18,010 Ow! - Yay! 475 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,310 Wow! 476 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,420 Wow, this six-month anniversary 477 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,320 has been a real emotional roller coaster. 478 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,520 - Right? OK. 479 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,290 Hey, tattoo guy, we're ready now. 480 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,830 - You two will have to wait your turn. 481 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,560 I'm with another woman. 482 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,330 - I'm getting one that matches my hoo-ha on my yoo-hoo. 483 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,630 [laughs] 484 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,640 [gasps] Whoo. Yee-haw. 485 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,070 [laughs] 486 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,070 [upbeat music] 487 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,510 * * 488 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,840 - So what do you think? 489 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,880 - What is it? 490 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,680 - Oh, we both got hearts. 491 00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:52,810 - Like our mugs. 492 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:55,320 - Except this time, mine says "Sis." 493 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,920 - And I took "Ters," which is fair. 494 00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,450 - Yeah. 495 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,490 - I also got a tattoo. 496 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,490 But it's another one I can't show at work. 497 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,600 - Where's Steve and Emmett? 498 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,560 - Oh, yeah. We want to show them, too. 499 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,530 - I haven't seen them. 500 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,500 ["Tea for Two" playing] 501 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:21,640 * * 34695

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