All language subtitles for Children Ruin Everything s04e13 Sleepovers.eng

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(James): Let's pick up the pace.

Let's act like we didn't mean
to be late, we were just,

we were trying to be on time,
just fate got in the way, okay?

The teachers already know
we're late

because we're bad
at being on time.

Everyone stares at me
when I come in late.

And when I make this noise.
Ba-caw! Ba-caw!

Okay. Very attention-grabbing
noise, in their defence.

(mumbling): Bye!
Have a good day.

You too, Sleeve Buscemi.

Oh, yeah. Uh, can you sign
this test?

Um, it's from months ago,
I just found it.

Yeah, okay.

(eerie music)

No.

Is that...

(Miss Wu, whispers):
The Red Ghost.

(gasps)
He's back.

This thing used
to haunt her nightmares.

Why is she saying
it's her best friend?

She has actual friends, right?

I don't know, Dad.
Viv's weird.

Can you sign my test?
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.

(Astrid): There are parents
who obsess

over their kids' social lives.
Us, for example.

(James): Are they lonely?
Are they being picked on?

Is it our fault?

(Astrid): Some kids struggle
finding where they fit in.

(James): Some kids
don't fit in anywhere

and it's your job
to find out why.

Here. She's not actually
weird though, right?

I'm not allowed to say
who's weird and not.

It's against policy.

But uh, connecting with
other kids outside of school

can make a big difference.
- Oh, yeah. Okay, good.

Thank you. That's a good idea, actually.

Viv's drawing
is creeping me out.

Yeah.

The Red Ghost is very unnerving.

(dramatic music)

No, Viv drew herself
with a cat on a leash.

What's up with that?

(dramatic music)

(eerie music)

"The Hex." "A Sorcerer's Hat?"

"Talisman of Shady Wood."
Thank you so much, Corey,

for bringing
these graphic novels.

Felix and Viv
are gonna eat these up.

It would be better
if they burned them.

Corey. Just because
they no longer align

with your beliefs doesn't mean
other people can't enjoy them.

Corey got mixed up
with the pious group

at his Swiss boarding school.

It's less intense
than it was,

but he still talks
to them online.

Sounds like you found
your peeps.

Yeah, um, Viv is actually
kinda struggling with that.

We're hoping this big playdate

is gonna kickstart
some friendships.

There's no need to worry.

Corey was a bit
of an outcast at Viv's age,

but it sorted itself out.
Now he's fine.

(eerie music)

Corey? You okay there?

We need to leave, Mother.
I sense an evil presence.

That's probably the fridge.

There's some tofu in there
that's gone off.

We must go, now.

- You say this is less intense?
- Yeah, he's just being a teen.

You know, acting out, sarcasm,
sensing evil presences.

Good luck with
the playdate. Heh.

(Corey): Come, Mother,
we have to leave.

(Astrid): Bye now!

Will sort itself out?
Yeah, thanks, Dawn.

Kids can't get here
soon enough. (light flickering)

Oh, my.
(retches)

(door opening)
(James): Good news!

Got snacks for the playdate.

Bad news,
Morris shoplifted a lime.

Your mom's problem now.
I dropped him off.

What is... Is that tofu
still in there?

Yeah, it's disgusting.

Sorry, I was waiting for you
to handle it.

I was waiting for you
to handle it.

(lights flickering)

So, that keeps happening.
Should we call somebody?

Uh yeah, I'm gonna get on it.
When are the kids showing up?

I don't know, James.

Not a single one of them
has RSVP'd.

Viv?

(creepily): Hey, everybody.

How's it goin'?

- Yeah, really good.
- Mm-hmm.

Um, Viv,

you know you said your friends
were coming, right?

So, did they actually
tell you that?

I gave them
the invitation cards

and they said, "Okay!"

Okay, well uh, sweetie, honey,
sometimes uh, things happen,

like unexpected things
like people get sick,

or there's a family emergency
like a dog dying.

- A dog died?!
- No. No, no, no,

I'm just giving you examples
of reasons why people

might not come to the playdate.
- They're not coming?!

- Oh, my God!
- No, I...

They might and they might not.

They...
Astrid, a little help?

I mean, where to start?

(doorbell chimes)
(Viv): They're here!

Isabelle!

(car speeds away)

Hi. That's your parents,
I assume?

Isabelle,
what's on your shirt?

Stuff I'm allergic to.

Okay.

(Viv): Dynasty!
- This is so great.

We wanted to go to Niagara Falls
for the night.

- Oh, to the waterpark.
- Uh, no, to gamble.

One thing, she's going through
a bit of a nosebleed phase,

so just stick a tampon up
her nostril,

she'll go right back to sleep.
Enjoy your sleepover, honey!

(Dynasty): Bye, Mom!

(Viv): Okay, let's play
Hoochie Dolls.

(overlapping chatter)
(Astrid): Viv.

(Isabelle): Come on,
let's keep on dancing, it's fun.

Did you tell your friends
this playdate was a sleepover?

I thought it would be fun.

Let's keep playing, guys.
(doorbell chimes)

(Isabelle): Yeah, we're having
a dance party.

(eerie music)

This is the sleepover
party house?

- Uh... yep. Sure is.
- Yeah, huh.

- First time for you guys?
- No. No, we have a son, so.

(eerie music)
- I'll tell you this.

Girls get weird at night

when they're all
in a gaggle together.

Three rules. One, don't feed 'em
sugar after 7pm.

Two, don't let 'em play
hide and seek.

And three,
the most important rule of all,

make sure they're in bed by 10.

Or things will get really weird.

Okie dokie, sweetie pie.
You go have some fun.

Okay.

(eerie music)

I mean,
they're just girls, dude.

I don't even want
that guy's contact info.

(lights flickering)

(girls giggling)

(eerie music)

(James): It's quiet up there.

What are they up to?

Where's the baby?
(Astrid screams)

(James hisses)

Viv says she had a baby.

We wanna play with it.
Where is it?

Viv has a baby brother,

but he's staying
at her grandmother's house.

- Oh.
- Okay, why don't we join

the girls upstairs, shall we?
- Yeah, let's, let's get you--

(lights flickering)

I'm sorry,
where, where is she?

Right here.
(both gasp)

- Hey you!
- How?!

Is this house haunted?

No, no, no. Sweetie, no,
it's just um, a

silly light that I'm gonna fix
right now.

Wait, James,
what about the quiet upstairs?

Oh no, you go up there.
You got it.

(whistles)

Okay, let's go.

(eerie music)

All right, everybody
having fun in here?

Opposite.

- What about the Hoochie Dolls?
- We wanna play with Morris.

I tried telling her.

Yeah, um, Morris isn't here.

And also, he's not a toy.
So, sorry.

We're your guests.

You're supposed
to say yes to us.

Ah, no, I'm not.
Not to everything.

We could play Red Ghost!

Viv, why don't you show
the girls your karaoke machine?

Singing makes me grumpy.

M'kay. What about a snack?

(girls): Yes!

Okay, Viv,
you wanna come with me?

(Isabelle sighs)

(beeping)

(Viv): Can we have
chocolate, too?

It's getting kinda late.
How about some blueberries?

Nature's other chocolate.

The Red Ghost hates fruit.

Viv, can I tell you something?

You have to stop
with The Red Ghost, all right?

Ghosts are not real.

But your friends are.

(lights flickering)

(James): Think I fixed it.
- No, you didn't.

If we can't play Red Ghost,
what else are we supposed to do?

You can't force people to play
a game they don't wanna play.

Sometimes you just have
to go with the flow.

See what the group wants to do.

(creepily): Okay.
Go with the flo-o-ow.

(eerie music)

(light flickering)

Hey, thanks
for coming over so late.

I-I know I probably played
around with it and made it worse

like, when I tried
to install that toilet.

It's okay.

I needed to take a break from
building my son's robot suit.

- Robot suit?
- Yeah.

He's doing cosplay now
so I'm building him

this robot armour.
Or trying to.

- Right.
- But he's not talking to me.

It's awkward, man.

Yeah. It...

Sounds like a tough one.

Being a dad freaks me out.

But not as much
as this switch box.

Oh. Can you tell me
why the lights are flickering?

Flickering's not the issue.
The wires are all screwed up.

(eerie music)

This light shouldn't even work.

I'm going to uh,
take a few pics.

Um, just real quick
before we...

How much money are we talkin'?

This uh, best bet...

(sucks air)

700 bucks.

I don't know
what I'm talking about,

but that sounds like a lot

and it, I don't like
the feel of it.

You know what?
I'm... I appreciate you.

I'm gonna take a look

and I'm gonna tinker
with it some more.

I guess I'll just
go back to my son.

Yep, good luck
with that. Ahem.

Bonne chance!

All right. All the best.
(eerie music)

(contractor): Yeah.

(Felix): Mom! Dad! Help me!

(music intensifies)

- Felix?
- Dad! Help!

(girls giggling)
Stop! Stop, stop.

Viv, stop it. Stop!

Hey!
(girls screech)

(Isabelle): Come on, let's go!

- Felix? What happened?
- They, they came in.

They said they were gonna
read my palm

and I do have questions
about my future, so I let them.

They grabbed my arm
and they tied me up.

And they ate
all my Halloween candy. Look!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Eye-patch dad said don't feed
them sugar after 7pm.

- James!
- I'm just saying,

it's way after 7,
that's a lot of sugar.

Everything that eye-patch dad
said is coming true. I'm just saying.

Or they're retaliating
because I didn't give them Morris to play with.

And Viv's going along with it

because I told her
to make them happy.

(girls): You can't find us!
(giggling)

(James): Don't open this door
for anybody. Except for us.

And also the police.
(door closing)

Okay, let's just wrangle
these girls into bed

before we break any more
of the eye-patch guy's precious rules.

I don't think
we should be calling him that.

I just feel like it's rude.

I know I said it first,
but I'm just...

(Ginger counting)

They're in our bedroom.

(eerie music)

(Ginger counting)

(Astrid): Ginger?

What are you doing in here
all weird and creepy-like?

Shh! We're playing
hide and seek.

Huh! That's eye-patch guy's
second rule.

I thought we weren't
calling him that?

I don't know his name. It's
a very identifiable feature.

What is eye-patch guy's
third rule?

(sighs)
- It's the most important one.

They have to be in bed
by 10 o'clock.

Got less than an hour.

We got this.

(light flickering)

(eerie music)

We may not got this.

(eerie music)

(Astrid): James,
splitting up was a bad idea.

(gasps)

(breathes nervously)

(Astrid, whispering): When
you're dealing with one kid,

it's easy to clamp down
on any behaviour issues.

(James, whispering): If you're
in charge of lots of kids,

it's more difficult
to keep tabs on them all.

(Astrid, whispering): And if
the kids rile each other up,

the difficulty gets
to expert level.

(eerie music)

(Astrid): Oh, my God.

That's gonna be really hard
to get out, you guys!

(phone rings)

Hello?

(contractor): James,
I totally understand

you decided not to hire me,

but I was alarmed
by your wiring.

So, I went to the library
and I did some research.

(sighing)

(contractor): The wiring
is deliberate.

I discovered the wiring
is a signature

of an old electrician
who's gone insane!

His name is "Red Wire Killer!"
- What?

(contractor): He purposely
rewires customers' switch boxes

so the lights short circuit,
or flicker,

until eventually burn out.

That's when he comes back to,
you know...

(imitates knife slashing)

(signal crackles)
- Hello?

Hello?

(eerie music)

(James gasps)

(James retching)

Oh, tofu, oh, my God.

Ugh! Oh, God!

(gasping)

(kids giggling)
Morris? What?

(eerie music)

(door creaks open)

(Dynasty and Astrid shrieking)

Oh, my God!

You're out of toilet paper.

Okay. Uh... ugh!

Think I remember your mom

saying something
about nosebleeds

as she ran away from our house.
Um, okay. Oh.

(door shuts)
Hey! Come on.

(door clunking)

Girls! The game's over.
It's time for bed.

If you don't open
this door right now...

I don't, I don't, well,
I don't know what I�m gonna do.

(Astrid screams)
(girls giggling)

Mirrors are so creepy
in the dark.

(James): Astrid?
(Astrid): James!

(James): Oh, what the...
Oh, my God.

James, can you let me out?

(James): Okay, I got it.
Step back.

Oh, my God.
Are you all right?

They locked me in here.
I'm telling you right now,

I'm so done with pretending
to be nice to those girls.

If I were my mother,
I'd be waving my spoon so hard

in their faces right now.

Okay, well,
save your shaky spoon

for the psycho killer
who wired this house.

Huh?

Yeah. The contractor
called me.

Our faulty wiring was done
by a crazy electrician

called the "Red Wire Killer."

James, stop,
you're spiralling.

Everything's fine. It's just...

It's a bunch of seven year old
girls hopped up on sugar.

That's it, it's nothing more.
- Yeah, ahem.

(music box version of
? Ring Around the Rosie ?)

I think that's for you.

(music intensifies)

Coming in. I'm coming in.
I'm coming in. I'm coming in.

I'm not trying to scare you.
Touching you. Touching you.

I just, I wanted us
to die together.

James, why is
the karaoke machine on if the power's off?

- Mice?
- Huh?

I don't know.
I was just trying to think

of something that wasn't...
(lights clunk on)

...scary.

(eerie music)

(intense music)

(James): Did Viv do all these?

She didn't do all these.
They did these together.

Wait, so she's not going
along with them,

she's the instigator.

(eerie music)

Oh, my God.

Our baby girl's a cult leader.

Okay.
- That little stinker.

(Felix): I fixed the lights.
It was the main breaker.

- Felix is handy.
- He's a good kid.

- He's handy.
- Two for two.

(girls giggling)

(girls gasp)

Girls, you are in
so much trouble right now.

You attacked Felix,
you locked me in the bathroom.

You rubbed your nosebleeds
all over my walls.

Party's over.

I'm sorry, Mommy.

You said to include
my friends in a game.

And by the way,
Isabelle's sister said

we could make spirits
come over for a visit.

She saw it online. She's 14.

She's allowed TikTok
at her dad's house,

but not our house.

Her dad isn't my dad
but her mom is my mom.

My dad's Gary.
Her dad's Antoine.

Okay, well, families come in
all different shapes and sizes.

Just no more paranormal activity
for tonight. Okay. Bedtime!

Huh.

Wait, Viv...

Where's your dad?

(eerie music)

(James): It's me!
(girls shrieking)

It's me, it's The Red Ghost!

(girls crying)

I'm so mad.
Why would he do that?

The Red Ghost is a girl,
not some big, mean man!

Yeah, Viv, it, it was my idea.

Your dad wanted to ban
all future sleepovers

and I wanted to leave this house
and never, ever return.

So, our compromise was to scare
a bunch of little girls.

Viv, I'm really happy
you found people that get you.

Me and the girls
are gonna play Red Ghost

at school where you guys
can't ruin it.

(James): One of our worst fears

is finding out that our child
doesn't fit in.

(Astrid): But the truth is,
we're all weirdos to someone.

(creepily): Hey, guys. Wanna
play Red Ghost at school?

(James): The key is to find
the same kind of weirdos as you.

And never let them go.

Can we just clean up tomorrow?
I wanna go to bed.

Yes. But first I'm gonna deal
with the tofu in the kitchen.

Okay.

(sighing)
- Okay.

(eerie music)

(police siren wails)

(doorbell chimes)
(banging at door)

(James): Hello?
- James Berney?

- Yeah?
- Detective Russo. May I?

Yeah.

Have you had any contact
with this man?

(eerie music)

That's our contractor.

"Contractor" is just uh,
one of his many personalities.

Wha--

His real name
is Roland St-Pierre.

Two years ago, he escaped
from the correctional facility

for psychiatric sickos.

We used this guy three times.
He was here tonight.

Tonight? Did he um, did he say
where he was going?

Well, he said he was gonna
help his son

with his robot suit
but instead was gonna go

to the library
to do some research.

This late at night?
Library's not open.

Come on, James,
you're better than that.

Wait, if he wasn't
at the library,

why does he know so much about
the "Red Wire Killer?"

The "Red Wire Killer" is uh,

one of his other personalities.

(dramatic music)

(lights flickering)

Got a nervous stomach?
- No, that's--

Nervous talking
to a police officer?

- There's some tofu
in the fridge... - Ah, tofu.

You on an elimination diet,
or something?

You wanna make sure you have
a fresh watering every 24 hours.

- That's what keeps it fresh?
- It keeps it from uh, stinkin'

like, like a stinky diaper.

Want me to go
and water your tofu?

I could just go in there and
give it a quick little rinse.

I... think you need a warrant.

Uh, listen um...

Do you wanna come see my fridge?

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