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[ Students stepping ]
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Yes!
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So, Abbott's putting on
a Christmas show.
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It's the first one.
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I have been asked
to choreograph a step routine.
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I was asked by myself
when Ava was unavailable.
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[ Chuckles ] Couldn't
turn myself down, you know?
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[ Exhales deeply ] All right.
We are going to be stepping
to the perfect song.
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Hold on to your stockings.
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[ Run-DMC's
"Christmas in Hollis" playing ]
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What song is that?
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[ Giggles ] What?
You're kidding, right?
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No.
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You guys seriously
don't know this?
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It's Run-DMC.
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What's Run-DMC?
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Oh, kids.
No, no.
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How do you -- How do you not
know -- It -- It's...
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[ Music resumes ]
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♪ It was December 24th
on Hollis Ave after dark ♪
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♪ When I seen a man chillin'
with his dog in the park ♪
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♪ I approached him very slowly
with my heart full of fear ♪
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♪ Looked at his dog,
oh, my God ♪
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♪ An ill reindeer ♪
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Ahh! We're singing
"Christmas in Hollis"?
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Yeah, Jacob.
They don't know it.
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What?
Yeah.
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They don't know...
[ Beatboxing ]
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♪ It's Christmastime
in Hollis, Queens ♪
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♪ Mom's cooking
chicken and ♪
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Both:
♪ Collard greens ♪
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♪ Rice and stuffing,
macaroni and cheese ♪
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♪ And Santa put gifts
under Christmas trees ♪
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♪ Eeeee, decorate your house
with lights at night ♪
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♪ Snow's on the ground,
snow white so bright ♪
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♪ In the fireplace
is the yule log ♪
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♪ Beneath the mistletoe
as we drink eggnog ♪
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Teachers: ♪ Ay! ♪
[ Laughter ]
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♪ Rhymes so loud and proud,
you hear it ♪
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♪ It's Christmastime
and we got the spirit ♪
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♪ Jack Frost chillin' ♪
♪ The orchids out ♪
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Teachers: ♪ And that's what
Christmas is all about ♪
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Hunh!
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Can we just do
Ariana Grande?
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No, no, no.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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And...
All: ♪ Deck the halls with ♪
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♪ Bells of holly ♪
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Sweethearts,
it's boughs of holly.
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Not "bells," babies.
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Mrs. Howard,
what's a bough?
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[ Chuckles ]
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My class is headlining
the Christmas show
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with a performance
of "Deck the Halls."
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And I am so excited because
it's my favorite time of year.
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And, as the children say,
it's gonna be a sleigh.
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S-L-E-I-G-H.
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Get it?
"Sleigh!"
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Five, six, seven, eight --
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Mrs. Howard, I can't do
the Christmas show.
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We don't celebrate.
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Oh, Khadija, I am so sorry.
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Mrs. Howard was on autopilot
and forgot.
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But can you contribute
a snowflake?
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Wonderful.
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All right,
let's take it from the top.
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I got the whole tomatoes,
diced tomatoes,
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crushed tomatoes,
got the gabagool,
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mortadel,
prociut, soppressat --
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Do any of these words
have endings?
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Do you plan on getting
a haircut?
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Relax.
I'm getting one this week.
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What's with all the meat?
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Oh, she's making
Christmas Eve dinner
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for her family this year.
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Gotta have the meats.
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My brother can take down
a whole pig
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by himself,
hooves and all.
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Wow. I cannot wait for
a Schemmenti Christmas Eve.
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Jacob, I haven't
formally invited you yet.
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I live there.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Don't forget, you gotta get
extra bedding for the couch
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'cause your brother is not
sleeping on the new plastic.
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Your brother?
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Yeah. Caleb's coming down
from Albany
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at the end of the week
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and, uh,
staying for Christmas.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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It's not.
Okay.
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I haven't seen him
in three years,
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and, uh,
there was always friction.
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He's, like, everything
my folks ever wanted.
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He was popular.
He played football.
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He even had
a teenage pregnancy scare
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and somehow still managed
to be the family's golden child.
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The older brother, uh,
can sometimes cast a big shadow.
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He's my younger brother.
All right, dawg.
I tried.
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Melissa: Okay, well,
I'll tell you what --
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That Caleb is not coming
to my dinner.
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Great. Yeah.
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We don't want him there,
anyway.
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Jacob, you're still
on the wait list.
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Just like Morehouse.
[ Sighs ]
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Oh! That was fantastic,
girlies -- and Tim!
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We are one step closer
to nailing this routine
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and turning you all
into Run-DMC fans.
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You finally made a routine
we all like.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, okay.
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I don't think we have to use
the word "finally."
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It's not
my favorite adverb.
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Why don't we
take a breather?
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Okay?
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[ Students chattering ]
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Ha! You don't get
to be on stage.
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I don't
celebrate Christmas.
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Girl: Santa doesn't
bring you presents.
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Santa doesn't like you.
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Stop it right now
and apologize.
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We do not treat
each other that way.
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-Sorry.
-Sorry.
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Oh. Khadija,
I'm sorry your classmates
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teased you that way.
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Are you okay?
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Thank you, Mrs. Howard.
I'm okay.
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I just wish I could
be on stage, too.
[ Gasps ]
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[ Pops lips ]
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The whole point of this show
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is celebrating that holiday
feeling of being together.
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And every student deserves
to be included.
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Any luck
with the projector?
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Oh, it's working great.
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There's a rabbit.
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I'm a janitor,
not an Apple Genius.
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You need to call that
district I.T. man down here.
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O'Shon.
Oh, you know his name, huh?
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Interesting.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh. Hello, Ava.
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To what do we owe this visit
to the second floor?
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Somebody came in
asking for you.
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Their story was fishy,
but I gave him a visitor badge,
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just to see
what would happen.
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Jakey!
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Caleb? You're not
supposed to be here
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till the end
of the week.
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Oh, come on,
is that how you're gonna
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greet your little bro?
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Bring it in.
[ Exhales sharply ]
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Little bro
from another mo?
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Nope. We both came out
the same incredible woman.
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Okay. All right.
That's enough. I'm at work.
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Not until
the back cracker.
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No.
Crack! Crack!
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Okay. Breathe out.
Breathe out.
[ Exhales deeply ]
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Crack, there it is.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah.
You know I hate that.
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Ava, this is, uh --
this is my brother, Caleb.
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What up, Caleb?
I like your energy.
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Seems chaotic.
[ Laughs ]
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Yeah.
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Um, what are you
doing here?
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Just wanted to see
the brojo in his dojo.
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You know, kickin' knowledge
into kids' craniums.
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Whsst!
Yeah, that's great,
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but, um -- uh, well,
the day -- the day is over.
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No worries. Uh, I'll come back
tomorrow, then.
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My week's clear.
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As a personal trainer,
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sometimes you gotta
take days off to make gains.
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Hill mentality --
trademarked.
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Okay.
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Don't, um -- let's, uh --
Come on.
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Um...so --
Let's go!
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey,
do you wanna wrestle?
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♪♪
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Oh! Perfect!
That was perfect, guys!
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Don't change a thing!
Oh, my goodness.
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After weeks of hard work
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and -- and -- and sleeping
under my desk a few nights,
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I did it.
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Ava, take down
that tree,
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and, Janine, get back
under your desk.
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We are not doing a
Christmas-themed show anymore.
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Really?!
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Um, oh.
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Uh, w-we can still do
"Christmas in Hollis," right?
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No, find another song.
It is now Winter at Abbott.
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Has my power been usurped?
[ Chuckles ]
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We don't remember
allowing that.
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Okay,
Tetris that in there.
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Okay, this goes there.
If I could just...
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Melissa, this is
a communal fridge.
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You can't take up
all the space.
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I'm hosting my family
for dinner.
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All right?
I need the extra space.
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I already bought
an extra freezer
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because I gotta share
my at-home fridge with Jacob
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and his stupid
non-dairy milks.
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And you are welcome to all the
sweet pea milk you can drink.
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[ Inhales sharply ] Everyone,
this is my brother, Caleb.
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Hey. Gregory.
Nice to meet you, man.
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And nice to meet you --
Whoa!
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Solid grip, great set
of calluses. You lift.
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I always wanted Jakey
to lift with me,
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but it was never his thing,
you know?
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Hey, I lifted...
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the spirits
of everyone around me.
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Well,
it's nice meeting you.
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I'm gonna let you
out of this conversation
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so I don't corner you
with small talk.
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I deeply appreciate that.
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So, how was sleeping
on the couch?
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You know, I have slept
on a lot of couches,
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but you got something
special going on
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in that living room,
baby girl.
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Thank you!
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You know, Jacob sits
on that couch every day.
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Never once has
complimented it.
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Yeah, well, Melissa,
I forgot to tell you that
Caleb is a Giants fan.
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Ah, I'd phrase it more
as I hate the Cowboys.
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Good man.
Good man right there.
Gregory: Uh-huh.
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What are you doing on,
uh, Christmas Eve?
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Oh, just hanging
with the bro.
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Maybe go outside,
build a bro-man.
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Well, I'm hosting
a little dinner,
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so you should
pull up a seat.
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I don't see why I couldn't.
I mean, I'll be there anyway.
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And so will I!
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What don't you understand
about wait lists?
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Oh, hey, this must be
the famous Janine!
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I'm this wet fart's
baby brother, Caleb.
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Ah, JK, Jakey.
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Oh, hi! It's nice to
meet you, Caleb.
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Hey,
you dance right?
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You know, I used to do
a little, uh...
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
Ooh.
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Wow! That's actually
really good!
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You know what? Actually,
we -- we should probably,
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uh, head out.
Oh.
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Get going. Sorry.
Okay. Hey!
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Make sure you guys
turn today up...
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to the maximum.
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I will!
Yeah. I like it.
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Nice to meet you, man.
Good guy in there.
248
00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,094
Yeah. Have a great
day, all.
249
00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:31,886
Okay.
250
00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:32,929
Bye.
Bye.
251
00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,097
Melissa.
What is this?
252
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,224
Can we...?
Melissa: What?
253
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,476
[ Humming ]
What's up, Bar Bar?
254
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,477
Don't call me that.
255
00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,229
Yes, ma'am.
Hey, look.
256
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,232
So, um, I'm actually here
to yell at you.
[ Chuckles ]
257
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,651
On behalf of the PTA --
Respectfully.
Mm-hmm.
258
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,403
They found out that you're
trying to yeet Christmas,
259
00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,113
and they don't like that
very much.
260
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,032
Tell the parents
not to worry.
261
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,950
We are having
a winter show
262
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,661
so that all of the students
can participate.
263
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,580
All right, so, Barb,
264
00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,332
if we 100% can't do
"Christmas in Hollis,"
265
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,461
then I've compiled an extensive
list of non-Christmas songs.
266
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,670
And I've arranged them
in order of step-ability.
267
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,088
So take a look.
Mm.
268
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,799
Janine, the only song
on this list
269
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,468
that'll work
is "Let It Snow,"
270
00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,553
and it is far too adult
with all of that kissing
271
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,763
in front of the fire,
ugh.
272
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,181
Mm, yeah. Yeah.
273
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,557
You can't forget
the goodbying, too.
274
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,184
Mm-hmm.
They was nasty.
275
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,562
The song must include
spending time with loved ones,
276
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,813
warm beverages,
277
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,775
yet be enough of a throwback
that adults can enjoy,
278
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,819
while simultaneously
being fresh enough
279
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,155
to engage
our modern youth.
280
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,074
Yes, that is word for word what
I put into the Google search.
Ah.
281
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,241
No one's written
that song.
282
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,203
Yet!
283
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,788
Oh, no.
284
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,206
You almost done?
285
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,124
Uh, still got some
work to do.
286
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,918
I'll probably have to come back
tomorrow to finish up.
287
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,086
No rush.
288
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,463
So, this is
a Christmas show?
289
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,132
Well, it was,
but it's a winter show now.
290
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,967
I'm just annoyed because
291
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,260
I had this whole
Christmas giveaway planned
292
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,762
with the tree
and presents.
293
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,972
But I can't do it now.
294
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:01,184
You could make it
a winter giveaway, right?
295
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,561
Change up the wrapping paper
to snowflakes or something,
296
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:07,565
and remove that angel with
a striking resemblance to you
297
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,775
from the top of the tree.
298
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,401
Oh, I wasn't looking
for ideas.
299
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,236
I was just complaining.
300
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,739
I like to give back
around Christmastime, too.
301
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,366
Like what?
302
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,367
I go to the soup kitchen.
303
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,787
Oh, so you're
kind and stuff.
304
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,205
You don't need
to brag about it.
305
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,045
All right, so,
as we all know, in 1492,
306
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,631
Columbus set sail
with his three ships --
307
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,758
the Niña, the Pinta,
the Santa Maria.
308
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,427
No way! That's dope!
309
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,764
Yeah, well, there's nothing dope
about mass colonization.
310
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,724
Oh, no, for sure, bro.
Hundo P.
311
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,686
I was just thinking -- I wonder
if my exes Nina and Maria
312
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,854
were named after
those ships.
313
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,397
[ Students laugh ]
Doubt it.
314
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,565
They were sisters.
315
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,941
Maybe they got
a third sister, Pinta,
316
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:50,984
out there
waiting for me.
317
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,652
[ Scattered laughter ]
Caleb, stop.
318
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,154
My bad.
319
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,280
Anyways, the Vikings
had reached the Americas...
320
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,699
Hey, I'm Aaliyah
from the podcast club.
321
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,659
We'd love to have you
as guest.
322
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,202
[ Whispering ]
We should totally sidebar.
323
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,454
[ Jacob lecturing indistinctly ]
Laminated business cards?
324
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,497
Sick!
325
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,625
Guys, guys, eyes up here,
please.
326
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,837
All:
♪ Season's greetings to you ♪
327
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:14,424
Oh, darlings, that's wonderful,
but that's the wrong note.
328
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,468
I have penned
a soon-to-be holiday classic
329
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,388
that we will be performing
in the winter show.
330
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,932
This way, no student
is left out of the performance,
331
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,143
at least not
for religious reasons.
332
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,897
Still yet to be seen
for melodic reasons.
333
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,316
Mrs. Howard,
we wrote our own song.
334
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,067
Well, sweetheart,
this wasn't exactly
335
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,820
a free-for-all
writing assignment,
336
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,655
but, um, let's hear it!
337
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,866
Students:
♪ Snowmans are scary ♪
338
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,492
♪ Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪
339
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,870
Oh, that's lovely.
Wonderful. [ Laughs ]
340
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,873
But this year, we are going
to sing Mrs. Howard's song.
341
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,291
Hey, Mrs. Howard.
Whoa!
342
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,792
How's it looking
with the song?
343
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:50,919
You can't rush art,
Janine.
344
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:53,046
Oh, okay.
It's just, um,
345
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,714
we're gonna need
the song soon.
346
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,841
Because I choreographed
a routine with some
generic dance moves,
347
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135
but without the song,
we can't actually practice,
348
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,845
so I don't want to rush art,
I just wanna know art's ETA.
349
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,932
J-Janine,
give me some time...
Okay.
350
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,016
...and you will have
the song.
351
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,102
Okay! [ Chuckles ]
Ah!
352
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,815
What do you think
you're doing?
353
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,943
I'm shoving Italian dishes
through a cafeteria window.
354
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,444
What's it look like
I'm doing?
355
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,071
I ran out of room
in the fridge.
356
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,322
And don't tell me
to put it in the snow.
357
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,949
I already got two turkeys
out there.
358
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,367
I have a mini-fridge
in my closet.
359
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,618
You do?
360
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,745
Well, thank you so much
for offering.
361
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,121
[ Scoffs ] I didn't say
you could use it.
362
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,873
I was just sharing
information.
363
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,999
I got a treadmill
in there, too.
364
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,584
Can't use that, either.
365
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,336
Okay, so, first,
you fill up the lounge fridge.
366
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,504
Now you're filling up
this one, too?
367
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,381
Where am I supposed
to put my lunch?
368
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,341
Mr. Johnson,
are you allowing this?
369
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,260
You allowing your hair to
grow out like that?
[ Refrigerator door closes ]
370
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,344
Get a haircut, boy.
371
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,557
Hey. Caleb said he was
gonna be with you,
372
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,726
lending you moves,
elevating your routine?
373
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,229
Well, he did. [ Chuckles ]
But now he's with Gregory,
374
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,772
doing a pod for
the podcast club.
375
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,148
What?
376
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,319
Jacob:
No! No! No!
377
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,697
He actually went to prom
by himself.
378
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,990
He had no date.
379
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,033
Got himself a sick corsage
and everything,
380
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,451
and just strolled in solo,
ready to dance with anybody.
381
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,870
Hey, stop the pod!
Stop. Stop recording.
382
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,330
Uh, Jacob, it's okay.
383
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,790
It's not. Caleb, will you
step into the hallway
384
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,041
with me, please?
385
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,004
I'll be right back.
Okay.
386
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,800
What the...?
387
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,468
Why did you come here?
388
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,721
What do you mean?
To hang out with you.
389
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,181
Yeah, well, I haven't
seen you in three years.
390
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,766
Because you
never come home.
391
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,852
Yeah. Did you ever think about
why I don't come home?
392
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,729
Because we turned
your bedroom into a gym?
393
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,940
I mean, kind of, yeah.
That's one of many reasons.
394
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,318
Look, Abbott
is my new home, okay?
395
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,571
And you come in here
and you Caleb it up
396
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,740
with your back crackers
and making fun of me.
397
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,241
You know, when you said
you were coming,
398
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,243
I really hoped that things
would be different, you know,
399
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,536
because we're adults now.
400
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,413
But, clearly,
nothing has changed.
401
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,458
You have to be the favorite.
Everyone's favorite.
402
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,543
Dude. I mean,
if that's how you feel --
403
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,419
That is how I feel.
404
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,881
Then I guess I'll go.
405
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,925
I'll go get my stuff
and stay with my buddy Connor.
406
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,680
The back crackers
meant no harm.
407
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,267
They're supposed
to relieve back pain.
408
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,810
[ Door opens ]
409
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,397
All: ♪ We wish you
all the good things ♪
410
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,902
♪ The smiles remove the bad ♪
411
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,988
[ Students singing
indistinctly ]
412
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,698
Mrs. Howard,
what's wrong?
413
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,991
I'm sorry.
414
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,951
You know,
I've just asked too much of you.
415
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,787
And there -- there isn't
enough time
416
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,288
for you to learn the song,
417
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:36,959
so in order to save
the winter show,
418
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,587
I'm just gonna have to sing
the winter song myself.
419
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,631
Students: Nooooooo!
420
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,674
[ Indistinct pleading ]
421
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:46,969
[ Door opens ]
422
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,642
Hey, man.
[ Door closes ]
423
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,060
How you doing?
424
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,978
Well, I cannot lie to you,
Gregory.
425
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,439
I'm a little P.O.'d.
Okay?
426
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,901
But I wouldn't want to burden
you with my, uh --
Let it out.
427
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,653
Caleb always
does this!
428
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,197
Everywhere he goes,
it's the Caleb show.
429
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,533
"Caleb's the coolest,
Caleb's the strongest,
430
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,201
Caleb has
his drone license."
431
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,995
He is this constant reminder
of everything I'm not.
432
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,956
It's one of the reasons
I left home in the first place.
433
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,707
And now,
I just -- I just --
434
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,502
I just feel like everything
I had run away from
435
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:22,046
has come, like,
crashing back down on me.
436
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,422
I don't even know
why he came here.
437
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,676
I think you should
come listen to this.
438
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,389
Caleb: [ Recorded ]
But, you know, when you're
snowmobiling at that altitude,
439
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,057
the drone can't connect,
so you --
440
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,392
Wrong spot.
Hang on.
441
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,977
[ Sighs ] Okay.
[ Buttons clack ]
442
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:38,146
I obviously looked up to Jacob
my whole life.
443
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,981
He was so smart.
444
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,066
I realized I could
never be as smart as he was,
445
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,985
so I put my brain
in my muscles
446
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,320
and became a jock
and a drone pilot.
447
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,867
But Jacob's honestly the most
fearless person I've ever met.
448
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,870
He never cared what
anyone else thought about him
449
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,622
and always knew
exactly who he was.
450
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,041
He actually went to prom
by himself.
451
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,128
He had no date. Got himself
a sick corsage and everything,
452
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,796
and just strolled in solo,
ready to dance with anybody.
453
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,673
Jacob: Hey, stop the pod!
Stop. Stop --
454
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,216
And that's when you ran in
and started yelling at everyone.
455
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,259
It's not.
[ Recording stops ]
456
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,802
Yeah. Okay.
457
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:15,558
♪ Bar-ba-ra How-ow-ard ♪
458
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,726
[ Coughs ]
459
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,227
[ Clears throat ]
460
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,271
♪ Bar-ba-- ♪
I did it! I did it!
461
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,398
Ava! O'Shon! Mr. Johnson!
Jacob! I did it!
462
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,735
Ah! Contingency Dance Number 4
works with Barbara's song.
463
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,197
The kids are locked in.
Let's get this show...
464
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,616
[ Stomping ]
...on the road!
465
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,409
Barbara: Yes!
466
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,578
[ Mockingly breathing heavily ]
Whatever.
467
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,168
Thanks for coming.
468
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,544
Thanks for texting.
469
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,795
I was coming anyway.
470
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,339
Podcast kids invited me,
471
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,673
and I didn't want to
let them down, you know?
472
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,343
Hey, um, I'm sorry
473
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,761
I flipped out on you
yesterday.
474
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,055
Just being around you,
475
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,390
it reminds me
of everything back home.
476
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,100
And I've been working
really hard to,
477
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,644
like,
move past all that.
478
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,729
Well, I don't want to take you
back to that place, bro.
479
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:04,315
I'm proud of you
for leaving.
480
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,441
And, you know, I get it.
[ Exhales deeply ]
481
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,901
But I'm not Mom and Dad,
482
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,611
and I'm sorry if I ever
made you feel like that.
483
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,157
You know,
going to prom stag,
484
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:17,036
I felt...so alone
in that moment.
485
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,872
Really? To me,
it was just my big bro
486
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,457
being a big boss,
you know?
487
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,000
[ Scoffs ] Yeah, well,
I-I-I couldn't have felt
488
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,295
less like a boss
back then.
489
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,630
Hey, you know,
if you ever need to talk,
490
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,632
I'm just a phone call away,
right?
491
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,636
Hey, there's my friend.
492
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,179
How you doing?
Wendall: Hey, you!
493
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,515
What? Me?
494
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,934
Why do I have 20 pounds of
calamari in my fridge?
495
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,477
Listen,
I'll make you a deal.
496
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,647
How do you feel about
a nice calamari chowder?
497
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,440
Terribly.
498
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,651
Cannoli, on the other hand,
would sweeten the deal.
499
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,194
No glitz.
Pistachio.
500
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,655
Chocolate chip.
Pleasure doing business.
501
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,035
All right.
Looks like you are good to go.
502
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,161
The projector is fixed.
503
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,789
I tuned up
the sound system, and...
504
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:05,584
I went ahead and set up
some winter-friendly visuals.
505
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,836
You know you're not
getting a tip, right?
506
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,672
[ Chuckles ] I saw that you
changed up the tree.
507
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,590
You went with some different
wrapping paper for the gifts.
508
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,551
Mm, came up with that
on my own.
509
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,011
Of course.
510
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,596
I think I'll stick around a bit,
catch the show.
511
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,975
And if anything goes wrong,
I'll be right here.
512
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,768
Whatever.
[ Scoffs ]
513
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,562
[ Indistinct chatter
in background ]
514
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,322
All right, everybody,
I want to see your smiles.
515
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,990
What are you doing here?
516
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,783
I don't know. I just go where
my feet take me.
517
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,076
What?
You can't --
518
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,955
Oh! Packed house, Barb.
Yes.
519
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,124
No pressure, but you've
already ruined Christmas.
520
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,959
I --
Let's not ruin winter too.
521
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,879
So, without further ado,
522
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,714
headlining our
inaugural Winter Show,
523
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,467
we have Mrs. Barbara Howard
and her kindergartners
524
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,926
and the Abbott Step Team.
525
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,304
Enjoy...if possible.
526
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,973
[ Applause ]
Take it away, Mrs. Howard.
527
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,101
[ Exhales deeply ]
528
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,102
[ Off-key ]
♪ Happ-- ♪
529
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,646
Oh.
[ Audience murmuring ]
530
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,605
[ Barbara clears throat ]
531
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,982
I said, take it away,
Mrs. Howard!
532
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,402
[ Off-key ]
♪ Happ-- ♪
533
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,154
Oh, my voice!
534
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,364
[ Whispering ]
I can't sing.
535
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,492
Oh, no. Oh, God.
Oh, um -- Okay, okay.
536
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,786
Um...
Um, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
537
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,996
No. No. No.
I got this. I got this.
New plan!
538
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,373
No, no, no,
my team cannot pivot again.
539
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,999
They practiced to
Barbara's song.
540
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,168
Okay, okay. One second.
Little gang,
541
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,337
y'all are gonna perform the song
that y'all wrote.
542
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,421
What?!
Bad idea.
543
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,799
Okay, listen.
And then the steppers,
544
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,008
y'all just gonna
do whatever.
545
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,093
No, do the routine.
No!
546
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,427
Just go crazy.
No, do the routine.
547
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,845
Oh, my God.
Let's go.
548
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,806
Students:
♪ Snowmans are scary ♪
549
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,265
♪ Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪
550
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,975
♪ Snowing ice cream ♪
Wh--
551
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,727
♪ Yum, yum, team ♪
552
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,771
♪ Don't be mean ♪
553
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,439
♪ I'll tell Kareem ♪
554
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,108
♪ Candy for lunch ♪
555
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,984
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
♪ Fruit punch, crunch ♪
556
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,529
♪ It's cold out,
sweaty jacket ♪
557
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,988
Send that
to Mom and Dad.
[ Both laugh ]
558
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,281
They will hate it.
559
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,616
♪ ...makes me fart ♪
560
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,951
♪ Snowing ice cream ♪
561
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,494
♪ Yum, yum, team ♪
562
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,995
♪ Don't be mean ♪
563
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,706
♪ I'll tell Kareem ♪
564
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,499
♪ Candy for lunch ♪
565
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,959
♪ Fruit punch, crunch ♪
566
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,712
♪ It's cold out,
sweaty jacket ♪
567
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,007
[ Cheers and applause ]
568
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,846
-Yeah! Encore!
-Whoa! Encore!
569
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,473
Mrs. Howard?
Yes?
570
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,600
Thank you so much
for this.
571
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,562
My daughter is so happy she got
the chance to participate.
572
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,272
Thank you.
Oh! Thank you.
573
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,315
Ay, yo!
Yo, yo, yo.
574
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,025
We gonna need
that encore from ya.
575
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,069
Let's go!
[ Cheers and applause ]
576
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,824
Hey, what's up, man?
Oh, hey, um...
577
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,200
where's Mike?
578
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,952
Oh, last-minute
vacation.
579
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,829
But he filled me in
on what you like.
580
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,374
And he says to say,
"Aloha,"
581
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,919
but between us,
he's in Galveston.
582
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,337
Yeah. That's Mike.
583
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,299
Well, you know what I do
for a living.
584
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,550
What do you do,
Gregory?
585
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,260
Oh, I'm a --
I'm a teacher.
586
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,220
Oh, cool.
587
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,097
You know,
my daughter's in education.
588
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,807
Oh, yeah?
She a teacher?
589
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,559
She's a principal.
590
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,187
Uh, I forget the name
of the school, though.
591
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,398
Abington? Adams?
592
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,816
Abbott?
593
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,110
That's it.
Abbott Elementary.
594
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,612
That's the one
Ava works at.
595
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,405
[ Clippers buzz ]
You know it?
596
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,407
♪♪
597
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,454
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