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1 did you know that in India you

used to be able to marry trees?

not a funny joke at all

there according to tradition

the youngest son could not have 7 before the eldest

but if suddenly the younger one decides to get married

then the eldest took a tree as his wife

But how did he then, the poor

fellow, very simply cut down a tree?

became a seller so easily

and in Denmark

there during the wedding

if the bride suddenly decides to

leave, then any girl can kiss the groom

and vice versa

Of course you would like it better the other way around

who else would doubt it

and what about love

love dear Elena Pavlovna

was invented by losers

kidding

tell Oleg why you need this

Don't know

This

like sunstroke

like snow in summer

it seems this can't be

but it covers you

you can't help it

there is no snow in summer

Hm

well, even if such an anomaly happened

summer snow melts very quickly

you just have to wait, everything will pass

what if I don't

want this to happen?

sorry I call you at night

Thank you for the ride, I hope you

won’t have any more reasons to meet me

I can't promise that

Haha, yes

yes hi Sash

I didn’t expect it, but here we are talking to your mother

Why come with your friends to my training session?

Well, we can practice for an hour

if mom allows

like the middle name by the way

Elena

Pavlovna yes

You and I will consider organizing a master class

We'll confirm the time later

that's it, bye bye

I wasn't mistaken it was Sasha

and where did my son get your number?

I wrote it on the poster

when he gave an

autograph, well you

you saw it, it seems to me

that you allow yourself too much

what

don't do anything

you're not asked to do

if you want to touch my heart through your

son, believe me, your efforts are in vain

a handsome man invades me

all the best

Mommy please open

Oh Olezhek, come on my way

good evening Victoria

Nikolaevna good evening

take off your clothes and go straight to the kitchen

Victoria Nikolaevna, well, you

know exactly the presentation

You definitely won't be able to refuse this

undress quickly and quickly

especially for you I

made jam from paradise apples

oh you know my weakness my sweetie for

me it’s an extra 4 hours on a jump rope

well if it's Adam

and Eve could not refuse the apples

of paradise, then God himself told you

Bon appetit

or tempt the most charming snake

mmm ok

I need to talk to you

and very seriously

the main thing

teach Edge to cook this jam only after

how will I leave the sport

otherwise they will leave me

I'll turn into a lazy cat,

I'm not talking about jam now

but only

make Yulka give up her business trips

Well, I have no more strength

who is not sleeping extremist

this embassy has faded

that volcanic eruption

and mine, and by the way, yours, Jewel, is already in the first row

Alyosha this is impossible

Victoria Nikolaevna dear

don’t worry, I promise

you I won’t go anywhere else

you're gossiping about me wow

Yulenka you are the queen of style

perfect we wish you only

the best, I know your goodness

you want me to sit at home and knit socks

great idea

I just don't have enough

pair ah that's enough

we're going to annoy this secular terrarium of friends

or how

I'm not afraid of this word

Mmm

adore

I kiss your feet as

shovel Vega would say

shovel Vega knew what he was saying

Today Julia is spending the night with me

By the way, I haven’t heard a

single compliment from you today

she killed this evening makeup for an hour

you are always beautiful

and I'm just like that

but that doesn't mean I

don't need to be reminded of it

by the way if you remember

I don't use makeup at all

a man in love remembers everything

never and no

listen don't you think

that you've been acting weird lately

I

No

yes

how beautiful you are to me

Wait

uh oh well stop

stop I said

went deaf

well let's go

boy how are you

alive

well come here

what a head

Sanya you

how are you here and these

why are they doing this to you?

mmm nauseous

no, just in the head,

apologize, come on, get up

thank you myself

Sanya

Why are they doing this to you?

I don't know I don't care

and you don't even know them no

carefully hooked and off we went

it's a miracle that I passed by

let's go, I'll take you home

Yes, it’s inconvenient if this is an order for you

if it weren't for you everything would have been much worse

Yes thank you

watch your head

maybe I'll take the metro

come on, come on

Good evening

the phenomenon of Christification

you're kidding me

you saw your face

what a good evening

meet me

This is Sasha, Elena Pavlovna’s son, do you remember this one?

already met at the fight

and you won't forget her

it's like she's following us

you haven't forgotten

where we're going hmmm

him like this handsome man

we'll take it home with us

and go, can't you hear me?

They are already waiting for us, I also wanted

to arrange an interview with a couple of freaks

interview with freaks shut up

you've already completed your mission

I could have fought somewhere else

sit

Ju can't do that

that Ju

5 years ago I would have remained silent, but today

I was so looking forward to this evening

I agreed with the organizers that

they would congratulate us from the stage

don't worry beauty we'll make it in time

tell mom you were in my hall thank you

damn hello everyone

thank you thank you so look

I think we'll start from the far left corner

and we’ll put the coach on the right

for now, go shoot yourself

We'll do close-ups of Kostroma at the end

yes I'm listening to you

sorry I must have been wrong

if you call castrom a minute you are not mistaken

Oleg is in training, oh it’s a

pity, but he’s just coming for a minute

Hello honey

hi who is you

I don’t know, the woman’s voice is very pleasant

good afternoon who is this

Oleg, hello, this

is Elena Pavlovna

I'm sorry, you're

probably surprised

but I need to meet you

please okay

I can drive to your house right now

no, no need at home

I would not want

so that someone can see us together

you know what, come to the registry office

I'll be there in half an hour

agreed I'll be with you in half an hour

Have you got any problems

no, return it, Elena Pavlovna

called me, wants to meet

maybe I learned something about Sasha’s fight

It's clear

you know, if I didn’t

know it was Elena calling

Pavlovna, from your facial expression one would

think that your mistress was calling you, yeah

Juha I ran

I'll be there in an hour

for now you can cope without me

If I'm late I'll call you back

let's go

please we all work on camera

good afternoon good day

thank you for coming

I need to talk to you about Sasha

I guessed it wasn't about me

sorry, I'm just after training

I need calories

maybe there is some kind of food service nearby?

Yes, there is

cafe

very nice little glass

let's order something

no, I'll just have tea

what do you think about milk catch?

I only drink it

It’s surprising that you do

too, I’m glad I could surprise you

and here's your dessert

young man

2 milk Oolong please

yes of course thank you

Oleg I probably look like an idiot

but I don't care anymore

who reacts to mine

strange behavior

What do you have in mind

you understand that I called you

invited me on a date

I have an excuse

because it's not me

not my husband we can’t break through

we can’t break through the armor of our son’s silence

I understood correctly, he

doesn't talk to you at all

why is he talking?

at first glance everything is as usual

but from time to time I find dollars from him

and today I found clothes in the closet

torn and bloody

yesterday he told me that

he was at training with you

was there a fight there or

you really don't know anything

absolutely

but I hope I can talk to him today

in training

please bon appetit

thank you myself

And of course their lawyer is a

freak and the price has risen 3 times

and by the way, I'm 6th there

7th point corrected

let's fight

We have 2 more items in stock

By the way, the interest rate there is very high

yes

Ganvest will calm down

Lyosha I’ll call you back

Yes

Hello

hi everything is fine uh

huh where are you right now

Of course I cook dinner at home

great, I just got a break, now

I’ll come in and have lunch together

great so far

Bye

I urgently need to go home

what happened she

disappeared Gleb climbs home

and he doesn’t have keys, does

he have keys, I’m not at home

I had no idea

that he will want to have lunch at home

and he's so jealous who and I'm here

and I didn't have time to prepare anything

yes no not jealous

wait there has never been such a stupid situation

now we'll decide everything

you already looked

hello Lesh hi I need

an urgent service

don't ask anything, I'll

explain everything later

dial Gleb now and load the problem for half an hour

I won't make it in half an hour

come on I'm your debt

Here are the keys, I'll be there in a minute, thank you

this is your lunch

remember you cooked

chicken Caesar cutlets

chicken thigh

teriyaki

and carrots in Korean

when I cooked it

never mind

Caesar cutlets

chicken thigh teriyaki

listen Len, you tried your best

right in front of the mountain

well, you don’t often come home during the day either

To be honest, you and I probably

haven’t had lunch together for 100 years.

it was my very big mistake

yes

I stopped by Sashka’s school today

Well

you will not believe

with my happiness

the trainer left for some seminar today

and it will be in a couple of days

why don't you eat?

well really

now it's true

I promise you never again

I know that you

you can't stand it when they lie

Thank you

It was delicious

today is more delicious than ever

so I need to run yes I

I'll be in the area until late evening, let me do it myself

By the way

I drove past your work today

I take her to the cafe across the street

I saw a woman and a man

and the woman was incredibly similar to you

what nonsense are you imagining?

well of course it's stupid

this

it just can't be

can't be

of course he can't

ok don't get so caught up in the blow

head on enemy on enemy

that is, you left and look

don't lift your leg

don't lift your leg

you're great, good school

who is the coach

Filatov Evgeniy Yurievich

Got it

yes Zhenya is a serious guy

don't open up yet

ok okay that's enough for today

let's go to

take the phone

catalyst

that means I'm right

only the parents don't know anything

this is a very tempting activity

especially when you realize how much money you can make

it all just ends sadly

San, understand, I’m not just saying

that, I also had my own catalyst in my life

thanks brother, he pulled it out on time

I advise you to jump off before it’s too late

yes I only participated 3 times

owe someone

not particularly

Love

but even for the sake of love it’s not worth taking such risks

well he's dead

no, I'll get there

myself, thank you very much

objections accepted

you're working

Yes, sorry

tea will be no better than coffee

I have to work late today

I'm afraid I'll fall asleep right at the computer

Katyushka writes that she will be late

She is poor and still works as a courier in the mornings.

trainee

oh Sashka has come

Great

please close the door

Katya Katya

Yes

the cookies are incredibly delicious

What are your plans for tomorrow

well, what kind

home work

work home

And what

maybe you could ask me out on a date

what got into you

I thought you and I are 100 years old

we just didn't hang out

around town

let's sleep

Good night

Good morning

Good morning

you're late

I didn't hear the alarm clock

and barely woke up

I didn’t even think about having breakfast

contractors got it in the morning

yes

ok I ran

happily

What's the advantage of

Zarochye Lake and the road nearby?

Beautiful

Wheat used to grow here

now houses will grow here

yes you are a poet, yes you will be here

why so gloomy

do not pay attention

family matters, everyone

has enough of this goodness

you won't believe it, you just remembered

wife calls

yes Lyosh where are you

Tanyush of course at work

who are you with and what is it

Hello Gleb Tan here

hi come visit the

grove on the left you see

road to the right

this test is simply unbearable

I’m already uncomfortable in

front of Gleb, let’s talk at home

listen this is impossible

My wife and I are completely screwed

this is my second marriage

from my first marriage I have a son, Seryozhka

Well, of course I talk to him

and with my wife too

Tanya is going crazy with jealousy

you won't understand women

it's logical

he's the guys' son

yes, but my ex-wife can’t calm down either

calls about nailing

down a shelf anyway

then the child suddenly needed

paints at night while looking at school

yes the old man flew into a revolution

listen maybe she you

she wants to return it, yes she

can, but with her I count 4 years as 8

OK

I'm loading you up and you have problems with your wife

but not with my wife

with my son

Lyosha, listen to you, my

Elena is absolutely a saint

changed jobs

to be at home more

no scandals, no hysterics

I even her

I've never been jealous

gave no reason

old man you are so lucky

Maybe

into the light well you go

come to me

sit down

For what

just give me your word

that you won't be nervous

although I'm talking about stupidity

Well, sit down, you learned something about Sashka

what do you have to do with Sasha

about Gleb

sit down said

and what's wrong with him

I registered for today

Congratulations on another dating site

yes, in principle, and with nothing

My good Lenochka, just don’t

take anything bad into your head

Well, the rest now for men is like

that, it’s just a virtual shambles

and your Gleb probably has nothing serious

just blah blah

and everything is fine with you

everything is great

Hello I'm listening

take me away

sorry

yes Lesh hi

no I'm not lost

returned to the city

I won't come today

Plans have changed

Lyosh, it doesn’t matter what the plans are

We'll have barbecue tomorrow

I'll stay at the base

no no preparations finished interrogation

that's it, bye bye

what are you talking about

changed your mind about going to see your brother

I think we changed our minds

We

Well, yes

In my

you are very arrogant

Lena you are out of your mind

Sorry, are you accepting

applications for registration no?

I'm on the verge of divorce

you have the 8th office

but there's no one there anymore

they are already

closed come back tomorrow

maybe you'll change your mind

and I won't change my mind

no I won't change my mind

How many

that the children lived for almost

a year and the boy was 4 months old

you won't be scammed quickly

that means I'll wait

everything is so hopeless

and would you forgive betrayal

you probably know at your age

I would do the same yes

I wouldn't even think about it

but now I have to think

all the best

so it’s impossible to just think about it

you have to live with this somehow

Sorry

I'll still come tomorrow

bye-bye

you didn't leave

I stayed to apologize

it's you who forgive me

maybe we can go for a walk

I haven’t just walked around the city for 100 years

yes

out of your 30

and of my 40 mechanical ones measure the ground with steps

how old is your bride?

26 does this have something to do with the walk

today, yes

I will go

and I'll follow you

Oleg, have you always dreamed of being a boxer?

for some reason I thought so

that you ask exactly this question

because it's familiar

you guessed wrong

my husband was also a serious boxer

from childhood and adolescence

my father forced my father-in-law

strange perception of this massacre

he loves to repeat

boxing best reflects

what happens in life

when you get knocked

out you have to get up

in life everyone gets knocked out one way or another

need to get up and move on

fight to the end

well then when I quit this job of course

but it’s strange that my son chose boxing

and for me boxing is dearer than love

both there and there there are such prohibited techniques

It’s not like you can’t

scream and then you can’t breathe

although as a child I was far from boxing

just don't laugh

as a child I wanted to do

dolls

what dolls

Yes, that's where it all started

and our neighbor was Uncle Kolya

so he worked in a puppet theater

and I loved visiting him at home

he showed me funny dolls

and acted out funny scenes

and then I came home and

drew my brilliant ideas

it's true that my dolls looked like robots

robots turned into monsters

Fights started between monsters

and then my parents took me to the boxing section

unexpected chain

did I tire you or did I make you laugh

no, rather surprised,

I had one as a child too

puppet story

I was really looking

forward to my birthday

parents will give

a doll, but not just any doll,

but the one I had my eye on

such a big doll

she said mom

somehow very pitiful

I cried, I always wanted to calm her down

there were co-op stores at that time

the prices were exorbitant

but you could buy anything

bought

it's unfair

Dreams should come true

Yes, sure

but everything is in the past

Is there a statute of limitations on dreams?

Unfortunately yes

everything has its time

take me home

Oh, hi

where was uh huh

weird question

Well, I called you all evening

you didn't answer the phone

then I called the world

and she talked to me like

I was an enemy of the people

I just turned off the sound why?

It happens

Here

this is for you

you have a temperature

what did you take

why such a concern?

just

I was passing by

flower shop

I saw a gorgeous bouquet

and I thought that I haven’t given you a gift for a long time

flowers

it just means that

No need

I'm tired, I still have to cook dinner

no need to cook anything

I made pasta for you

no I do not want to

a lion

What happened to you

why don't you answer?

answer they're calling you

what happened at work

no something

only happens to you

I do not recognize you

yeah, I don’t recognize myself either

What

Lena

what are you doing

Hm

Nothing