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[lasers firing]
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I thought you said
you could outrun them.
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- Have they caught us yet?
- Not yet.
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Listen up good, Quill,
I want what you stole from us.
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Yeah, give us back... Hey, wait,
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is he talking about that thing
that we stole from someone else?
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Yeah, the Build Stone.
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Whoever has it can build
amazing and powerful stuff,
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anything they can imagine!
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We's gonna sell it, Taserface,
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and make all kinds of units.
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You hear me, Quill?
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Oh, if these guys hit
my ship one more time.
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Hold on to that
Build Stone, Rocket.
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I got it, I got it!
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All right, let's see
what this baby can do. [laughs]
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Oh yeah, maybe this'll
slow 'em down.
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[beeping]
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Why does this keep
happening to me?
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I'm gonna blast you
out of the sky, boyo,
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and then stop by Earth
for my favorite barbecue sauce
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so my crew can eat ya.
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It's all about
eating with Yondu.
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Hang on!
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[lasers firing]
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- Do something, Quill.
- I'm working on it!
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Trying to keep my ship
in one piece right now.
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- [engine whooshing]
- [optimistic music playing]
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We can't let him
get this thing, right, Groot?
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[sighs]
You're just a potted plant.
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We gotta get it to the Avengers.
They'll know what to do with it,
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but right now
I know the perfect thing
to shake Yondu off our tail.
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[engine whooshing]
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[Yondu]
Oh, no, no, no, stop it, Quill.
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You know I get space-sick.
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[laughing]
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[Yondu] Whoa!
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Who's got no thumbs and is
the best pilot you ever saw?
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That's right, this guy.
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Quill, look out!
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[loud squeaking]
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- Thieves!
- Ronan.
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Why are you so accusey, Ronan?
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It's my name, Ronan the Accuser.
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Also I'm pretty good
at destruction and mayhem.
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That's my real passion.
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[Nebula]
Ah, dumb, cheap portal remote!
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You couldn't have sprung
for a new model?
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I accuse you of being bad
with technology, Nebula.
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And I accuse you
of being a micromanager.
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Give me the Build Stone
that Yondu stole from me
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that you stole from Yondu.
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We can't give that
blue-faced clown this thing!
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I could build all sorts
of cool weapons with it.
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You always wanna build
cool weapons.
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Hey, I didn't hear you
complaining when I made you
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that can opener/laser cannon/
toenail clipper.
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[Gamora]
I did complain, it almost
took my toes off!
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- I am Groot!
- [Rocket] I said
I didn't hear you!
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- We got company.
- Oh, I see.
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Now you're negotiating
with Quill to buy
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the Build Stone that
I rightfully stole!
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I need that thing
to give to someone
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who has terrible
plans for Earth.
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Your failure negates our
personal services contract.
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Don't argue contract law
with a Ravager.
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I'll, I'll, I'll eat ya!
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Okay, just back it up.
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- [Yondu] ...take this outside?
- [Ronan] Anytime, anywhere.
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- [both] Huh?
- [Quill] Uh-oh.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Rocket] I should not be allowed
to have this!
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Hey, you can't... Wow,
you grew up fast, didn't you?
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No, no, no, no,
don't play with that!
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[grunting]
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- Oh, man.
- I am Groot.
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Hey, no, don't push that,
it's not a toy!
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-You got us in this mess, Quill.
Now get us out!
-Hey, I've got a plan.
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Let's not let Ronan or Yondu
anywhere near Earth
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or this Build Stone.
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How are we gonna
do that, "Star-Lord"?
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I said that while making
air quotes, by the way.
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Leave that to me.
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[engine whooshing]
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And how will you...
Are you crazy?
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That portal looks
completely unstable.
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[whooshing continues]
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Open another portal!
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Make it work, make it work!
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Can't you see me
mashing buttons here?
You wanna try?
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- Be my guest.
- Oh!
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[electric buzzing]
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Oh, great, the portal spit us
out in the middle of nowhere.
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Of course you would get us lost.
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No, Gamora, look, we're
in the middle of Knowhere.
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[Gamora] Oh, wait,
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where are Drax,
Rocket, and Groot?
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Huh, must've lost 'em
when we jumped
through the portal.
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Ah, I'm sure they're fine.
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- [both screaming]
- I am Groot!
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I told you
diving into that portal
was a bad idea.
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Ha, it was a totally
awesome Star-Lord move!
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All right, so maybe
it wasn't my best idea.
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They're fine!
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Even if they ended up
in the vacuum of deep space.
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- [gasps]
- Nah, they're totally fine.
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Oh, hey!
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Well, at least we still have
the Build Stone.
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We've gotta get this
to the Avengers.
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Maybe if we jam
to the Triangulum System
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and then take the 101
Space Express to Krylor.
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Oh, you lack
any sense of direction.
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The A42 Toll space road
straight to Centauri-IV
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- is the best route.
- What, are you kidding?
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No, it'll be slammed
with Centauri
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going out
for the four-day weekend.
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[revving]
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I made it!
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In your face, portal!
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[evil laughter]
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[grunts]
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Ha, now that my forces
are all here,
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we can destroy
the Guardians of the Galaxy
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and get the Build Stone.
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Attack! Whoa!
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No, look, just straight
to Galador,
hang a left and then we...
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[alarm wailing]
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Great, he's going
to strand us out here
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in the middle of Knowhere.
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Nice, Gamora, that was my joke.
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[lasers firing]
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[Ronan] Whoa, ha-ha!
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[lasers firing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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We need to split up,
try to lose them
in all the activity out here.
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You fly, I'll draw
some of them away.
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That's lame, it'll never work.
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And that's why
they call me Star-Lord.
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You're the only one
who calls yourself that.
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Well, then I should know.
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Sorry, my bad!
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[rock music playing]
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Hey, Ronan the Complainer.
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- Lookie what I got.
- Agh!
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Huh?
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- [electric buzzing]
- [tense music playing]
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Hm.
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- Hey!
- Uh-oh.
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Whoa!
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[grunting and laughing]
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Ha, will you look at that.
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Gamora, remember that plan
we talked about?
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- Uh, no.
- Oh, right, that makes sense
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'cause I just made it up
inside my brain.
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Look, I'm gonna draw him
towards me, hit the brakes,
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and let Ronan fly past me
into the portal.
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Oh, it's foolproof.
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It's not foolproof,
it's not foolproof!
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[growls]
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Oh, whoa!
You gotta be faster than...
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[grunting]
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Yondu, you came to save me!
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- What? Hey!
- Thanks, Quill!
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[Quill] Oh, that is so not cool.
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Oh, really don't wanna
get eaten by this thing.
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Hey, right on time.
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- Just like I planned.
- You didn't plan that.
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[Quill] Yup, totally planned it,
genius move.
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[growls]
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That is so creepy.
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Okay, genius, now what?
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[Quill] Uh, this, follow me.
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Ugh, I am so done with this guy.
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[growls]
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[Ronan] Nebula, it's Ronan.
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I need you to open
the portal again.
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What do you mean
it's not working? Get it fixed.
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Call the IT department.
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Hello, hello?
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Ugh, I can't believe
I have to build my ship again.
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[whooshing]
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Come on, get it under control.
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[gasps] Not good, not good,
not good!
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- Well, that wasn't so bad.
- [rattling]
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Oh, boy, Star-Lord's
gonna be star-mad
that I dented his new ride.
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I don't know where these go
without the instructions.
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- Quiet, Gamora.
- Drax?
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- There you are!
- Shush!
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[tense music playing]
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I was transported
here out of that
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strange portal
we all passed through.
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I do not think we all ended up
in the same place.
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Obviously.
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I was destined to land here
where I can attack
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and destroy
my ultimate opponent, Thanos.
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It is what I am good at,
destroying.
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00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,589
That's a really bad idea, Drax.
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Attack him and you'll be
between a rock and a hard place.
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- Yes, I am.
- Mr. Literal strikes again.
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Who is that?
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I wish to lay waste to everyone
and everything in the universe,
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to turn all things to... dust.
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Hm, but then no one
will be left to worship me.
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Okay, I'll destroy
half the universe,
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then get the other half
to bow down to me.
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Yes, I like that.
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Thus I will build the BLT!
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[evil laughter]
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Hm, what are you looking at?
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[evil laughter]
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Time to check in with Ronan.
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Hello?
Oh hey, Thanos, what's up?
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Where is my Build Stone?
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Well, the one
who calls himself Star-Lord
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stole it from the Ravagers
who stole it from me.
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Then get it back!
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[sighs]
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[Drax] Such foul villainy.
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I can no longer take it.
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I must destroy him!
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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[shouting]
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- [grumbling]
- [metal clanking]
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- [grunting]
- [loud thud]
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[panting]
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I... I will destroy you.
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Not today! I will destroy you!
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Now, you will see
my finishing move.
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I have a lot of time
floating around here
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to think of finishing moves.
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[Gamora] Let him go, Dad!
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00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,620
You never like
any of my friends!
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That's because
your friends are pests!
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[groaning]
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00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,595
Sometimes you are
so hard-headed.
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I am pretty sure my head
is hard all the time.
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00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,603
[grunting]
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00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,359
Hey, I think we got
disconnected back there.
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Must be bad reception,
the middle of Knowhere!
[screaming]
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No! Fools, you let them escape!
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It's because this portal remote
is a piece of junk.
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Fine, fine, next time
I won't buy the clearance model.
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Find them and get me
my Build Stone!
248
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:59,219
[revving]
249
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,850
What took you so long?
250
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,687
Ah, I have had a day.
251
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,691
I had to call customer service
three times about this remote.
252
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,734
- And did that help?
- No.
253
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,070
They outsource
their tech support
to Stark Industries
254
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,948
and I was talking to a robot,
but no matter.
255
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,950
Where is the Build Stone?
256
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,078
Yeah, that was pretty tricky
grabbing it
257
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,414
from Quill at Knowhere.
258
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,458
And now that 50 million units
we talked about?
259
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,044
All right, stay here,
I'm gonna sneak closer.
260
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,171
- I am Groot?
- Don't worry.
261
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,923
Just be careful
around this soil.
262
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,299
I don't like the color of it.
263
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,637
[grunts]
264
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,724
I am Groot.
265
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:50,895
Yes, Thanos intends to build
a BLT with the Build Stone.
266
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,023
Thanos is building a BLT?
267
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,774
Oh, I could totally go
for one of those.
268
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,152
- What?
- [Taserface] Hey!
269
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,946
Lookie who I found creeping
through the woods.
270
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,950
That little beast!
I accuse you of spying.
271
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,745
Good call, yeah, obviously!
272
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:11,041
[Taserface] Let's eat him,
I bet he tastes like chicken.
273
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,044
Oh, that portal experience
is the worst.
274
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,795
Okay, wait,
what's happening here?
275
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,715
Taserface, are you trying
to eat someone again?
276
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,676
I accuse you of being
a party crasher!
277
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,804
Rather than accusing
how about a-blasting?
278
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,974
[grunting]
279
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,642
Rocket, we gotta move!
280
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,145
[lasers firing]
281
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,023
Get me the Build Stone!
Don't let them escape!
282
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,567
Quill, toss me the Build Stone!
283
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,363
- [lasers firing]
- [laughs]
284
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,239
[Ronan]
I accuse them of hurting!
285
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,616
[grunts]
286
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,785
[rock music playing]
287
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,953
Gimme that, I got an idea.
288
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,083
[train bell ringing]
289
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,210
- Oh!
- Oh no! [grunts]
290
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,754
[whistling]
291
00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:10,558
All right, boy,
time for you to pay
for stealing from the Ravagers.
292
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,811
Yondu, come on.
293
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,313
I mean, didn't you always say
I was like a son to you?
294
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,900
Eh, more like a nephew,
one that may or may not
taste like chicken.
295
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,236
[Taserface]
Oh, oh, maybe we could
eat 'em both.
296
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,987
Oh, again with the eating!
297
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:27,867
[laughs] Winning,
there's nothing quite like it.
298
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,619
Do whatever you want
with these two.
299
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,288
There's still
the matter of the, uh,
300
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,916
- [loud stomping]
- Well, the uh, 50 million units!
301
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,547
[Groot] I... am...
302
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,883
Groot!
303
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,137
[shouting]
304
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,057
[shouting continues]
305
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,065
[laughs]
Our little twig grew up!
I'm so proud of him.
306
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,984
- Mm-hmm.
- Go get 'em, big guy!
307
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,945
[grunts]
308
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,825
- Run away!
- [Yondu] Head for the portal!
309
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,846
- No, Yondu first!
- [Ronan] What do you think
you're doing?
310
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:15,290
[whimpering]
311
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,000
I will not sit on your lap!
312
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,688
[Yondu]
Move it, move it, go, go, go!
313
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:24,132
[engine revving]
314
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,467
[Quill] Yeah, good job, buddy.
315
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,302
- [growls]
- [Quill] Oh boy!
316
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,055
Hey, calm down already. Groot?
317
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,059
[Mantis] Calm your mind, Groot.
318
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,603
Feel your inner peace.
319
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,939
[tranquil music playing]
320
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,274
What is she doing to him?
321
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,193
Hey, Mantis, nice to see you.
322
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,696
Shh, can't you see I am using
323
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:49,324
my empathic powers
to calm his rage?
324
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,035
Yeah, Quill, can't you see that?
325
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,497
I am Groot.
326
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,123
All better now.
327
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,833
I was out here communing
with the forest
328
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,252
and suddenly sensed
Groot's rage.
329
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,755
He got overloaded
from the radioactive soil.
330
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:07,842
Must be gamma radiation.
Surprised he didn't
turn big and green.
331
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,220
- I am Groot.
- We gotta get moving.
332
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,889
Ronan is taking the Build Stone
to Thanos as we speak.
333
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,516
Thanos, he's involved?
334
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,101
Ugh, isn't he always?
335
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,396
I've actually got a plan.
336
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,524
You three take those ships.
We have to stop
Ronan and Thanos.
337
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:26,361
- Whatever you need, Peter.
- I am Groot.
338
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,330
You know, it was so much easier
to jam you into a ship
when you were just a twig.
339
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,499
[Quill]
It's time to guard the galaxy.
340
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:47,132
[sinister music playing]
341
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,721
And now I will build
something super.
342
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,681
The BLT.
343
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,307
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
344
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,893
- [clears throat]
- Hm? [gulps]
345
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,146
The Big Laser Thingy!
346
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,899
[sinister music continues]
347
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,156
Wow, that is impressive.
348
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,242
When this is assembled,
I will start my destruction
349
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,162
of half the universe
with this puny planet.
350
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,330
I will reduce it to nothingness
351
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:23,001
and prove the power
of the Build Stone.
352
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,961
[trumpet tune playing]
353
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:28,214
Ah, this is
a little embarrassing.
354
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,384
It's not quite
all assembled yet.
355
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,386
It should just take a minute.
356
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,682
[growling]
357
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,893
What are you guys
doing later? Huh?
358
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,936
[Quill] Surprise!
359
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,772
[rock music playing]
360
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,070
I'm going
after the portal remote,
cover me!
361
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,325
Dodging bricks,
evading enemy fire,
362
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,993
- and I'm hit!
- Huh?
363
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,704
Ugh! Ow!
364
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,832
[grunting]
365
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,250
[Quill] Uh, nope.
366
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,960
[grunting]
367
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,095
[taunting] Na-na-na-na-na-na.
368
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,598
Oh wow, yeah, this is
the cheapest remote ever.
369
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,892
- Tell me about it.
- Ah!
370
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,395
Ow.
371
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,235
[electric buzzing]
372
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:39,494
The Guardians of the Galaxy
are back in the build... Oh!
373
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,705
Uh-oh.
374
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,456
Ahhh!
375
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,584
[engine whooshing]
376
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,381
[shouting]
377
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,216
[Rocket] I got it, I got it.
378
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,678
Oh yeah, nice reach, Groot!
379
00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:00,348
You're too late.
The BLT is almost complete,
380
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:04,102
as is my overly complex
and devious plan.
381
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,438
[both grunting]
382
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,442
[Quill] Ha-ha, whoa!
383
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,322
Rocket, time to use
that Build Stone!
384
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,492
- Yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it.
- I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot.
385
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,120
I'm acutely aware of
the situation we're in, Groot!
386
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,957
[grunting]
387
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,211
[Quill] Coming through,
I'll be taking that.
388
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,883
[Rocket] Ugh, come on.
389
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,683
- [beeping]
- [evil laughter]
390
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,018
[growling] Huh?
391
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:49,939
[sinister music playing]
392
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,567
[gasps]
393
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,198
[electric buzzing]
394
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:01,034
Say goodbye
to your planet, Star-Lord.
395
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,369
And got it!
396
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,538
- Huh?
- [Rocket laughs]
397
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,624
The BLT is mine!
398
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,965
Yes, now this is what
I'm talking about! [laughs]
399
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,972
[Quill] Oh, here's the problem,
the decal's upside down.
400
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,560
Rocket, herd 'em
into the portal.
401
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,563
[electric buzzing continues]
402
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,982
[both screams]
403
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:38,488
[screaming]
404
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,163
Well, I don't think this plan
could get much worse.
405
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,833
- I stand corrected!
- [Ronan] Run away!
406
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,335
- [Nebula] Run away, run!
- [Ronan] Run away,
come on, Nebula!
407
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,130
I accuse you both
of being failures.
408
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,382
[thud]
409
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,802
Another successfully executed
Star-Lord plan.
410
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,804
[Drax]
Hand over that forsaken device.
411
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,265
So, what do we do with this?
412
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:09,227
Like I always planned,
we give it to him.
413
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,229
Thank you, my furry friend.
414
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,190
I will take this
to Asgard to keep safe.
415
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,068
Oh, no, ah! Got you!
416
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,821
[laughing]
417
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,740
- [whooshing]
- Ah!
418
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,826
Man, I was gonna use it
to build a really big weapon.
419
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,703
You mean something
bigger than that?
420
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,165
Now that's what I call
a Big Laser Thingy.
421
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:32,542
Yeah, oh it's cool, isn't it?
422
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,004
The rodent team member
always wants to build
a big weapon.
423
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:39,132
- Yeah?
- I like that about you.
424
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,509
Now you're talking,
Destroyer Man!
425
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:44,393
Hey guys, while we're
in the neighborhood,
let's go to my favorite deli.
426
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,973
For some reason
I am craving a BLT.
427
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,142
I am Groot!
428
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,727
[Drax] What is a deli?
429
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,604
[Quill] It's a place
that makes sandwiches.
430
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,481
[Rocket]
Wait, you can eat a BLT?
431
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,274
I thought it was
a Big Laser Thingy?
432
00:21:56,358 --> 00:22:00,653
[theme music playing]
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