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[adventurous music playing]
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[door chime jingles]
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[Ant-Man] Ooh! Sorry. Excuse me.
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Pardon me, coming through.
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How am I always the one
that ends up on the food runs?
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Hey! Look out!
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Whoa! Okay, that's it.
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Now, that's more like it.
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Scott, can you take
Thor's cape to the cleaners?
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Scott, can you give Tony a ride
to the award ceremony?
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Scott, can you drop off
Black Widow's spare stingers?
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It's a lot of responsibility
being the Ant-Man with a van.
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Wait.
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You've gotta be kidding me!
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Someone stole my van?
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[grumbling]
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[angry grunt]
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[tropical music playing]
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[van alarm plays "La Cucaracha"]
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Why does it continue
to make that infernal noise?
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[clears throat]
Thanos, I was flattered
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when you
and your Chitauri guests
requested a three-night stay
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at my secret Hydra base
and tropical resort.
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[low growl] But that alarm
on that van you brought
is extremely annoying.
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Make it stop!
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[alarm fizzling]
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The Quantum Tunnel.
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With it, we shall travel
into the past,
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acquiring everything I need
to defeat the Avengers.
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Brilliant.
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We shall increase our numbers,
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strengthening our army,
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and then we will retake
the infinity stones.
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[clapping]
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Activate the Quantum Tunnel
and prepare it for time travel.
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Where, or should I say when,
do we start?
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To defeat Iron Man,
we must fight iron with iron.
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- Tony, are you okay?
- [Iron Man] I'm fine, Pepper.
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Listen, you've got
to get out of there.
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[rumbling]
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[Iron Monger]
Hello, Pepper Potts.
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Tony, be careful!
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[Iron Monger] No, you don't!
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[grunts]
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[Iron Man] Pepper!
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[grunts]
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[Iron Man] The bigger they come,
the harder they fall.
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Right, Iron Monger?
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
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- [screams]
- [Iron Man] Put them down.
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[grunts]
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[shouts]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Oh! Might be time
for some upgrades.
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[Iron Monger]
I've made a few upgrades
of my own, Tony.
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[Iron Man grunts]
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[panting]
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[Iron Monger] Nice knowing you.
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- [Iron Man gasps]
- [Iron Monger] What am I saying?
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It wasn't nice
knowing you at all.
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[shouts]
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[all hissing]
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Who invited these guys?
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- What?
- [Iron Man] Hey!
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Where are you taking him?
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[sigh] Weird.
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I mean, Iron Monger's gone,
that's good.
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But who were those...? Ah!
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[horn beeps]
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Ah, right.
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I should probably
get out of the street.
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- [engine revs]
- [tires squeal]
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[grunts]
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Obadiah.
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Did you have a nice trip?
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[Iron Monger] Who are you?
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I'm the one who will upgrade
Iron Monger,
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giving you ultimate power.
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Power which I will
ask you to use
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to get rid of Iron Man.
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I was just about to destroy him!
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No. No, no, no.
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Iron Man was about to humiliate
and defeat you.
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I offer you otherworldly power.
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Power that will
enhance your armor,
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giving you everything you need
to eliminate Tony Stark.
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Now, do you want to be upgraded
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into the ultimate
battle armor or not?
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[Iron Man] It was stolen?
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Thanks again for going
on the snack run, Scott.
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- I feel terrible about your van.
- It's shocking, right?
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Who would do such a thing?
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Yeah, who in their right mind
would steal that van?
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Whoa. It's no Hulkbuster, Tony,
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but that van is a sweet ride.
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Hey, Scott, you didn't happen
to have the Quantum Tunnel
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in the back of the van, did you?
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[slurps]
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Yeah, so, about that.
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Wait, someone stole
the Quantum Tunnel?
Can't they use that to...?
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Travel through time
causing trouble?
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[slurps]
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Yep.
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This is bad news, Scott.
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We've gotta find the van
before it's too late.
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Of course with time travel,
it may already be too late.
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Or too early? I'm so confused.
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We've got to find
that quantum tunnel.
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Maybe there's a way
we can do a search
for quantum fluctuations
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or Pym particles
in the atmosphere.
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Or we use the X-Con Security
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FIND-MY-CAR Recovery App
I installed in the van.
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Why didn't you just use the app
to begin with?
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You can search for it
on your phone?
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Yeah. Neat, huh?
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Oh, wrong app.
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You took a selfie
with the Statue of Liberty?
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- Oh, like you wouldn't.
- Yeah, you got me there.
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How did my van end up
on a deserted island
in the middle of the ocean?
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A better question is,
who took your van
to a deserted island?
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And for what purpose?
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[Thanos] Now is the time.
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Go and retake the Tesseract.
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I will do so
with great pleasure.
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Do not let your desire
for revenge
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distract you from your task.
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[gulps] Yes, well,
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by taking the Tesseract
from Captain America,
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I will have my revenge, won't I?
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And so will you. [grunts]
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Now, to go back in time
and claim my victor...
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Ah!
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[groans]
You will not stop me, Captain!
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[grunts]
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[thunderclap]
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- Wait, what?
- What is the meaning of this?
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Greetings, my clever young self.
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Hello, Captain America.
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[evil laughter]
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[thunder crashes]
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[cackling]
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Who are you?
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I am you from the future.
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And I have come back to help you
defeat Captain America
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and reclaim the Tesseract.
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You cannot be me. I am me.
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[sigh] I assure you,
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I am you from the future.
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[Captain America]
Can you two figure this out?
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We kind of have a battle going.
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Yes, yes, yes,
we will get to you in a moment.
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May I suggest we defeat
Captain America together,
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after which I will tell you how
to take over the entire world.
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Maybe even the entire universe.
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Agreed.
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- Attack!
- Attack!
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[grunts]
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- [rumbling]
- Uh-oh.
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[engine sputtering]
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[engine droning]
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Captain America is done for!
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The future awaits me
and the Tesseract!
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Wait! What about me?
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I am saving you by saving me.
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[chuckles]
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Wherever you came from,
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you won't be going back
with the Tesseract.
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Ow!
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No!
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[grunts]
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I take it from the lack
of the Tesseract in your hands
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that you have failed me,
Red Skull.
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Uh, on the contrary, Thanos.
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I have brought you
assured victory.
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I have brought you
a ruthless warrior,
a brilliant tactician,
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a cunning commander.
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I've brought you myself.
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What better than two Red Skulls
as you march into battle?
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Oh, stop! What are you... Ah!
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I would have preferred
the Tesseract.
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How did I not see that coming?
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[slurping]
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[Ant-Man] Wow.
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If it weren't
for mysterious forces
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potentially using my van
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and the Quantum Tunnel for evil,
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I'd say
this reconnaissance mission
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is like a total vacation.
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I mean, look at that beach.
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Looks like a postcard.
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- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, what?
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[Ant-Man]
This island's a Hydra resort?
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Hydra base? Hydra resort base?
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These guys not only
stole my van,
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but then they find time
to relax?
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- What gives?
- Hydra?
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All the way out there?
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- [Ant-Man] Uh-oh.
- What's wrong, Ant-Man?
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Tons of Chitauri soldiers.
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Wait, aren't these guys
from outer space?
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Why are they relaxing
at the beach?
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Ant-Man, keep looking around.
We need to know who's in charge.
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Gotcha. Oof! Ohh!
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[bell dings]
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I'm totally like a spy
in a secret agent movie,
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sneaking into a secret base.
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[giggles] Whoa! Oof!
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How cool is that?
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Focus on the mission, Ant-Man.
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[Ant-Man]
Of course, Iron Man. I'm on it.
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Agent Ant-Man ready and... Uh-oh.
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[sighs] Why "uh-oh" now, Scott?
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-[Ant-Man] I found my van.
-[Steve]
That's a good thing, right?
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[Ant-Man]
Yeah, but I also found out
who stole it.
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Red Skull?
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[ominous music playing]
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- Iron Monger?
- [Ant-Man] Uh...
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[both] Thanos?
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- [slurping]
- Mmm.
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[groans]
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One final addition remains
to complete our forces,
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after which
I will crush the Avengers,
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destroying their tower,
their city.
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I will take over
this entire world,
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and then I shall take over
and rule the entire universe!
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[sighs]
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Uh-oh.
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[Ultron cackling]
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Is this the best you can do?
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[Ultron]
This is only a small sample
of what I can do.
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You just had to ask.
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How can you possibly hope
to stop me?
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Together.
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[roars]
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[heroic music playing]
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[grunting]
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[roars]
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[screams]
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You know, on second thought...
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- [roars]
- [Ultron screams]
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[shouts]
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[screaming]
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[stammering] Who are you?
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I am Thanos,
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and you're coming with me.
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[stammering] Where are we going?
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To a future that will soon
be free of the Avengers.
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[Natasha] What's this?
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A little something
I've been working on.
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I figure with Thanos, Hydra
and Iron Monger back,
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we're gonna need
some extra armored muscle.
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If you're using this,
who's using the Hulkbuster?
258
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,347
- You are.
- Fun.
259
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,349
- I hope you can keep up.
- I'll do my best.
260
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,452
Uh, I'm starting to feel
a little left out.
261
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,320
Don't worry, Steve.
262
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,599
We're not finished
with our little
Tony Stark tour of armors.
263
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,991
Come on.
264
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,194
- Where are we?
- Storage.
265
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,196
I got a few things
tucked away down here,
266
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,198
including something
my father made.
267
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,866
Something Howard made?
268
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,302
[Tony] Yeah.
269
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,072
It's a charming antique.
Not unlike yourself, Cap.
270
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,408
[coughs] After all these years,
are you sure
this thing will work?
271
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,044
Oh, yeah, this armor
packs a punch.
272
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,013
Want to try it on,
see how it fits?
273
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,283
[majestic music playing]
274
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,123
Nobody makes 'em
like Howard Stark.
275
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,624
Not even me.
276
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,093
You can say that again.
277
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,528
Okay, Avengers,
let's save the world.
278
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,331
Oh, and get Ant-Man's van back.
279
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,533
[military drum music playing]
280
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,170
[Thanos]
You have been gathered here
281
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,139
for a moment of greatness.
282
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,341
- [all] Yeah!
- [drone] All right!
283
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,277
A moment where we will right
the course of history.
284
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,113
[Ant-Man] Oh! My baby.
285
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,583
And destroy the Avengers
once and for all!
286
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,485
[all cheering]
287
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,420
[Ant-Man]
Hey, so, not to panic anyone,
288
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,555
but now there's an army
of sentries.
289
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:46,426
Thanos is giving, if I may say,
a very rousing speech.
290
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,628
We're almost there.
Do something to stall them.
291
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,430
[Ant-Man] Me? Stall all of them?
292
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,065
Okay.
293
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,434
[groans]
294
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,336
I was saving this for a snack.
295
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,538
The combined Chitauri,
296
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,540
Ultron and Hydra forces
297
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,277
will attack Avengers Tower
precisely at...
298
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,315
What is that?
299
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,018
That, Thanos,
is a giant strawberry donut.
300
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,319
With sprinkles, no?
301
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,088
[gasps] We have an intruder!
302
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,623
You don't think I know that?
303
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,463
Hey, don't be so greedy.
That was for everyone to share.
304
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,031
[growls]
305
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,600
You're outnumbered.
306
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,969
[Ant-Man]
Oh boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!
307
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,038
- Find him!
- [Iron Man] Hey, Thanos.
308
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:36,176
You've got way more to worry
about then finding Ant-Man.
309
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,646
I mean, if you ask me.
310
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:44,150
[Black Panther] Avengers,
am I late to the party?
311
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,587
[Captain America] T'Challa,
glad you could make it.
312
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,424
You guys. I mean, seriously?
313
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,227
You all came to help me
get my van?
314
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,729
I'm... [sobs]
315
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,364
Oh, I'm just so moved.
316
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,400
You really are
Earth's mightiest...
317
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,269
- Oh!
- Hydra! Attack!
318
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,341
[tires screech]
319
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,542
[Iron Man] Incoming!
320
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:14,314
[Black Panther]
Watch out. Incoming Chitauri,
eleven o'clock.
321
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,683
[suspenseful music playing]
322
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,121
[Ant-Man]
Could use some help down here.
323
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,589
[Hawkeye] Copy that, Ant-Man.
324
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,959
[all grunt]
325
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,435
[tires squeal]
326
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,706
[grunts]
327
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,243
[adventurous music playing]
328
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,520
[Black Widow] Widow smash!
329
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,190
Always wanted to say that.
330
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,998
[Iron Man]
Got a little surprise for you.
331
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,039
[tires screech]
332
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,441
Didn't see that coming, did you?
333
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,276
- [yells]
- [grunts]
334
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,080
Didn't see that coming, did you?
335
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,581
[screams]
336
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,185
- How about some help, Iron Man?
- Thanks, Wanda.
337
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,153
- [groans]
- Let's do this.
338
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,155
[growls]
339
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,224
[grunts]
340
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,336
[yelling]
341
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:49,776
[Captain America grunts]
342
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,521
[tires squeal]
343
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,256
I can do this all day.
344
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,158
- [tires screech]
- [yells]
345
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,566
[Red Skull cackles]
346
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,603
Fire!
347
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,615
[Red Skull cackling]
348
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:29,783
[gasps]
349
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,523
[blows]
350
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,324
Thanks, buddy.
351
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,794
Captain America
called me "buddy."
352
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,462
Oh, that is so...
353
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,897
[sharp groan]
354
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,865
[Ultron cackles]
355
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,436
[grunts]
356
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,742
[grunts]
357
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,346
[blasters firing]
358
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,448
[suspenseful music playing]
359
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,194
[Black Panther]
There are too many.
360
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,628
Abandoning ship.
361
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,406
- How about a lift, T'Challa?
- Thank you, Hawkeye.
362
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,708
[heroic music playing]
363
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,212
[yells and grunts]
364
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,225
[grunts]
365
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,363
[electricity crackling]
366
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,565
[grunts]
367
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,805
It's not having an effect.
He's too powerful.
368
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,706
[grunts]
369
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,274
[Captain America grunts]
370
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,612
Look out!
371
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,185
[Ant-Man] Come on, Scott.
Come on, think of something.
Your friends need you.
372
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,422
What do I have?
373
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:19,926
One shrink disc left.
I can't do much with that.
Or can I?
374
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,796
Hey, Avengers,
I need everyone to retreat.
375
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,731
I have a really,
really cool idea.
376
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,467
[grunts] Are you sure?
377
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,302
I feel like
we're doing pretty good.
378
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,904
[Ant-Man]
Yeah, trust me, I've got this.
379
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,441
Avengers Disassemble.
Get to safety.
380
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,609
Disassemble?
He got my line wrong.
381
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,244
[Black Widow] Come on, Steve.
382
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,714
[grunting]
383
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,882
Iron Man.
384
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,617
Wanda. Go.
385
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,519
[roars]
386
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,763
[yells]
387
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,632
[grunting]
388
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,910
Get out of here, Thor.
I got this.
389
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,336
I cannot let you
face Thanos on your own.
390
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,277
Sorry, Thor. No time to argue.
391
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,315
My friend! Ho!
392
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,784
You have the grip
of a frost giant.
393
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,321
[Ant-Man] Aw, my baby.
394
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,722
Ant-Man missed his van.
395
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,360
Now, how about we all have
a little stress reduction?
396
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,539
[Thanos, in squeaky voice]
You'll all suffer the wrath
397
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,765
of the great Thanos!
398
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,999
You know, from up here,
399
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,535
all our problems
suddenly seem so small.
400
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,370
You did not just make that joke.
401
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,540
What? It's all in the delivery.
Hilarious, if you ask me.
402
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,941
[Ant-Man] We did it, everybody!
403
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,310
[Black Widow] Why didn't
you shrink the island
404
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,412
in the first place?
405
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,680
[laughs] I don't know.
406
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,415
I never thought about shrinking
407
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,582
an entire island before.
408
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,418
[Captain America] Fair enough.
409
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,019
[van alarm plays "La Cucaracha"]
410
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,724
I wanted to thank everyone again
for helping me get my van back.
411
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,959
And for, you know,
saving the world and everything.
412
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,762
So I went on another donut run.
413
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:04,898
A victor's feast, Ant-Man.
414
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,866
So, what did you do
with the island?
415
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,978
Well, Iron Man helped me out
with a little something,
416
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,838
and it turns out
I totally have a new hobby.
417
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:16,309
Who knew one day I would own
an entire island resort?
418
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,846
[tropical music playing]
419
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,086
- [growls]
- [Tony] Yeah.
420
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,589
A resort packed
with little, tiny, angry guests.
421
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,857
[roars]
422
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,860
- [tinny, high-pitched roaring]
- Yeah.
423
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,671
[Thanos, in high voice]
How dare you imprison me?
424
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,897
- Who's a little tyke?
- I am the mighty Thanos!
425
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,634
[adventurous music playing]
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