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[opening theme music playing]
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[heroic music playing]
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[barbecue sizzling]
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[sparks crackling]
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[grunting]
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Oof! Ah!
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[roaring]
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Haa... yaah!
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[groaning] Good one.
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[alert blaring]
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Tony, what's up?
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Hey, Black Widow.
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Ah, not much. No big deal,
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just someone trying to break
into our secret vault.
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Anyone wanna help me stop 'em?
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Meet you there.
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[alert blaring]
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Greetings, Avengers!
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- Loki?
- You really
should be more careful.
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This not-so-secret vault
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was quite easy to find
and break into.
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What have you stolen, Loki?
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Hello, brother.
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Stolen? You offend me.
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With all the dangerous
and rare items
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you've locked away in here,
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I should think it would be
a bit more... secure.
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I demand to know
what you've taken!
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Typical Thor,
always rushing to judgment.
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Honestly, I don't know
how the rest of you Avengers
put up with him.
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[growling angrily]
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Oof!
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Whoa!
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[crash]
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[deflecting]
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[grunting]
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I told you,
I have stolen nothing!
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Loki! H'ah!
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Ah!
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You guys need help?
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All good, got it covered.
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[grunting]
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Okay, then.
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Let's check the inventory
to see what he stole.
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Sure you're good?
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[Tony] All good! Oof!
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[groaning] Got it... covered.
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Whah! Ah!
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Uh-oh.
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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Are we having fun yet?
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[Thor] Enough!
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[sighing]
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Not that I want to defend Loki,
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but nothing's missing
from the vault.
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Impossible. What trickery
is at hand, Loki?
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Trickery? On the contrary,
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I've been trying to tell you.
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I'm here to help!
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My friends,
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I have seen
the error of my ways.
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I've looked deep down
inside myself
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at the good I'm capable of,
and made a decision.
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I shall be a hero.
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I, Loki, shall be
your newest Avenger!
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Nope. No way.
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Far be it from me to criticize,
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but clearly you can use my help.
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For instance, this
primitive locking mechanism
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that Tony built for your vault.
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Look how quickly a devious mind
can dispose of it.
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Tony? Primitive?
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- Wait just one...
- Loki, let's go.
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As you wish.
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Now that we're finished here,
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where do you keep your tailor?
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We have a tailor?
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Guys, Loki being here
could mean real trouble.
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Loki wanting to be an Avenger
means real trouble.
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Hey! He can't wear my uniform!
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Cap's right.
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That helmet does not
go with that uniform.
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If Loki really wants to be good,
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why don't we keep him busy
as an Avenger-in-training
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while we determine
what he's up to?
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Train Loki?
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I'm not sure he has
what it takes
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- to be an Avenger.
- Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
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Yeah, Tony,
you can't be serious.
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Loki can be like our... intern!
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And maybe he'll make
a good hero. Who knows?
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- Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
- [Steve] Should we give SHIELD
a heads up?
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Loki hasn't done
anything wrong yet,
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and this way,
we can keep an eye on him.
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Besides, Nick Fury's a busy spy
doing spy stuff.
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[Fury] Have Engineering
check rotor number four,
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and make sure these Quinjets
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are serviced and fueled ASAP,
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and when you have a moment...
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- [weapon powering]
- Huh?
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Hey! Oof!
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Nebula?
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You're not from around here.
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Like, off-planet
"not from around here."
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You've done your research.
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Yeah, well, I know everything.
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What do you want, Nebula?
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That would be telling.
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Let's just say this Helicarrier
will do nicely
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as my new base of operations.
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Loki, take that off!
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You're embarrassing me.
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Embarrassing?
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I think it's
quite flattering on me.
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I wonder if it comes in green?
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[Tony] Only red and gold...
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and sometimes silver.
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Looking good, Loki,
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but you're
an Avenger-in-training.
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No costume or armor
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until you log some hours
in the field.
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My first day Avenging!
Excellent!
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What criminal empire
shall we crush?
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What super-villain
shall feel my wrath?
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What intergalactic threat
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shall we laugh in the face of?
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[passing traffic horns blare]
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I have infinite
cosmic knowledge,
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a super strategic mind,
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- vast power...
- [cat meowing]
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and you bring me here
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to get a cat out of a tree?
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- [cat meowing]
- You can't be serious.
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This is a perfect first mission
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for an intern...
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Uh... Avenger-tern?
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Avenging Intern?
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If you want to be an Avenger,
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you must act like an Avenger.
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No job is too big or too small.
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Yes, yes, I get it.
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Move aside, Earth child.
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[meowing]
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We shall pay for that!
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[meowing]
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Thank you, Iron Man!
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[happy meowing]
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No thanks for the intern?
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You cannot just blast your way
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through every challenge
that presents itself.
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This coming from Thor,
son of Odin.
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Mr. Lightning and Thunder,
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bashing everything
with your hammer
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all of the time?
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- [huffing]
- He's got a point, Thor.
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No, he doesn't.
I wield this hammer
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with the precision of a surgeon.
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Listen, Loki,
all Thor's trying to say
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is that you need to be
more careful.
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Remember, we're here to help,
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and we work better as a team.
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Hey, Black Widow, looks like
you're chasing bad guys.
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- Do you need...
- Bank robbery.
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It's Crossbones,
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and his crew's armed
with some real high-tech stuff.
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High-tech bank robbers?
That's not good.
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Not good? It's great!
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This is so much better suited
to my skill set!
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Just look for
the skull-faced madman
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driving too fast.
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Consider it done.
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Loki, wait!
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Ha! You think
you can evade Loki?
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Oh, sorry,
wrong skull-faced driver.
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[shifter clunking]
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[tires squealing]
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I demand you stop this vehicle
immediately, vile criminal!
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[tires squealing]
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- [passing scream]
- [man] Huh?
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- Oof!
- Hello, brother.
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The Earth criminals
really don't respect
that I'm an Avenger.
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That's because
you are not an Avenger.
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At best... [frustrated growl]
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- [shots blasting]
- [traffic honking]
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No one bests Loki!
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Uh-oh.
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- [crowd screaming]
- Everyone get back!
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- [crowd screaming]
- [distant thud]
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Huh?
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H'rah! [grunting]
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[distant crash]
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Thanks, Hulk!
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Give me five.
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- Oof!
- [crashing]
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[groaning] Thanks.
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[Tony] Going somewhere?
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[tires squealing]
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[crowd cheering]
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[sighing] And once again,
no "thank you" for Loki.
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I ask you,
where is the gratitude?
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Gratitude for being reckless?
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For endangering these citizens?
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Your selfishness
will preclude you
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from ever becoming
an Avenger, Loki!
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Whatever dark crevice
of the universe
you crawled out of,
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return to it,
and leave my friends
and this planet be.
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Easy, Thor.
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Yeah, buddy. Bad guys busted,
nobody hurt.
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- We'll figure this out.
- No more games, Loki.
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I mean it.
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Hmm, that was awkward.
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He's always been like that,
you know. That temper.
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Even when I try to do good.
Maybe Thor's right,
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maybe I'm not cut out
for this hero business.
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[heroic music playing]
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I should thank you, Nick Fury,
for your hospitality.
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This is quite perfect.
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Don't mention it.
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You gonna clue me in yet
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on what you're using
my Helicarrier for?
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Since you are sealed safely
in your containment box,
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I guess it won't hurt.
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This Helicarrier
and everyone on it,
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including you, are the bait.
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We're the bait? Let me guess.
For the Avengers?
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[knocking]
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You are clever.
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The last thing we need
is an angry and sullen Asgardian
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wandering the city.
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Are we talking Thor or Loki?
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Loki!
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Yeah, we've gotta find...
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- [brakes screeching]
- Found him.
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[Clint groaning]
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That was fast.
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- We found Loki.
- Copy that, Widow.
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Hulk, Cap, and I
will meet you there.
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Hey there, Loki,
what's going on?
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I'm cheering myself up
with Earth pastries.
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Why did someone deliberately
put a hole in its center?
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We have no idea.
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If this was
an Asgardian delicacy,
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it would be fully intact
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with nothing removed
from the middle.
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There's our fearless intern.
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Don't worry, Loki.
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Thor will cool off.
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At least, he usually cools off.
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Besides, you guys
are family, right?
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[roaring]
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Hey, Hulk.
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You gonna eat
all those yourself?
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That was my plan.
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[whirring overhead]
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That's odd.
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What's the Helicarrier
doing up there?
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Iron Man to Nick Fury,
what's going on up there?
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[Fury] Avengers, this is Fury.
Can you hear me? Come in.
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Our guidance system's
experiencing power failures.
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In need of urgent assistance.
264
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,146
Repeat, we are in need
of your assistance.
265
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,942
Fury needs us.
266
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,360
Let's move!
267
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,153
Hang on, Loki. We need a plan.
268
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:15,573
Hawkeye, I need you
to monitor the situation
from Avengers Tower
269
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,201
- in case things escalate
down here.
- On it!
270
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,245
Loki, I need you here
on the ground
271
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,622
- to make sure
everyone's kept safe.
- Ridiculous!
272
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,290
An out-of-control Helicarrier
273
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,418
suits my vast power splendidly.
274
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,004
Being an Avenger
is about being a team player,
275
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,548
which means right now,
we need you down here.
276
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,341
[jet approaching]
277
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,218
Just received a distress call
from Nick Fury.
278
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,137
Way ahead of ya!
279
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,305
Team player, eh?
280
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,520
[Tony]
Well, this looks like fun.
281
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,106
[grunting] Something tells me...
Ouch!
282
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,775
These guys
aren't working for SHIELD. Ooh!
283
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,283
A Chitauri... Oof! ...trap!
Avengers!
284
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,493
Do not... Ah! ...assemble!
285
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,871
You hear that transmission
from Tony?
286
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,581
- [Tony] Avengers...
- [static crackling]
287
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,915
assemble!
288
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,792
I'm pretty sure
he said "Avengers Assemble."
289
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,670
I really wish
he'd stop stealing my line.
290
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:11,880
Hmm...
291
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,427
[impact slamming]
292
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,810
Glad you saved some of them
for us, Iron Man.
293
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,999
Is it just me,
or are you feeling
a little unwelcome up here?
294
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,985
This is always
how the Chitauri welcome us.
295
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,362
[roaring]
296
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:37,989
[Natasha grunting with effort]
297
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,866
[roaring]
298
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,628
Ah! They've trapped me
299
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,005
in some kind of box...
300
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,354
Ah! Oof!
301
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,855
Hi, Natasha.
302
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,897
Got you too, huh?
303
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,568
[roaring]
304
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,364
[roaring]
305
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,786
[weapon powering up]
306
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,746
You know
who you're messing with, right?
307
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,336
[grunting and growling]
308
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,214
[Steve] Ugh! Can't get a shot!
309
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,632
There's too many of 'em!
310
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,638
Going down!
311
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,643
I've had worse landings.
312
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,813
[struggling]
313
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,982
[grumbling]
314
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,818
[roaring]
315
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,863
- Hey, big guy.
- Hey, Cap.
316
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,407
Where were you even
keeping that?
317
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,972
You're not going to
believe this, but we're
actually here to rescue you.
318
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,039
[sighing in frustration]
319
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,042
Silence!
You will all show respect.
320
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,460
Respect? For who?
321
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,171
Why, my father, of course.
322
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,925
[all] Thanos?
323
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,053
The one and only.
324
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,680
What brings you
to our fine planet?
325
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,931
Uh, cute robo-Thanos thing
326
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,391
you got goin' on there,
by the way.
327
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,559
[Thanos chuckling]
328
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,062
The ever-charming Iron Man,
329
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,732
even when defeated and stuck
in a tiny little box.
330
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,652
Loki has stolen
my Mech-finity Gauntlet,
331
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,821
and I want it back.
332
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,575
I'll tear apart
this entire solar system
to find it,
333
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,453
starting here
with your precious city.
334
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,247
The Chitauri have yet to find
the two Asgardians, Father.
335
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,583
Set course for Avengers Tower,
336
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,418
and find them!
337
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,087
Oh, no.
338
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,130
[Mjolnir whooshing]
339
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,177
Hello, brother. Still mad?
340
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,597
[sighing]
If you are to stay here,
341
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,724
you must learn
to be a team player.
342
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,643
I cannot allow you
to endanger my friends
343
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:12,936
and this planet.
344
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,938
Yes. About that.
345
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,773
We need to rescue your friends,
346
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,608
and also the angry guy
with the eyepatch.
347
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,653
- Then we need to save
all the people of this planet.
- Wait! What?
348
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,321
Rescue them from whom?
349
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,073
- Thanos.
- Thanos?!
350
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,158
Why in the ten realms
is he on Earth?
351
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,704
I may have stolen
the Infinity Gauntlet
352
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,122
he built for his Mech.
353
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,249
He calls it
his Mech-finity Gauntlet,
354
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,418
which personally, I think
is a little on the no...
355
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504
You stole the Infinity Gauntlet
from Thanos?
356
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,049
Technically
the "Mech-finity Gauntlet,"
but yes.
357
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,385
And you hid it in our vault,
didn't you?
358
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,053
Why did you not tell me this?
359
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,931
I couldn't allow Thanos
to wield that power.
360
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,308
It would mean great peril
for the entire universe.
361
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,520
Wait... You didn't want it
for yourself?
362
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,606
You, Loki, were trying
to protect the universe?
363
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,776
Shocking. Yes, I know.
Listen, brother,
364
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,903
I thought if anyone
could help me,
365
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,656
it was you and the Avengers.
366
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,949
You thought right.
367
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,701
First, we rescue the others.
368
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,995
Then we destroy
the Mech-finity Gauntlet,
369
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,621
and rid this world of Thanos,
370
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,749
but we must work together,
371
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,043
- understood?
- Understood.
372
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:26,343
I'm certain I'll find
my Mech-finity Gauntlet here,
373
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,762
as well as the Asgardian thief
374
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,681
- hiding like a coward.
- You will crush him,
375
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:35,101
the Avengers, and whoever stands
in your way, Father.
376
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,228
Yes, I will.
377
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:43,860
[clearing throat]
Why are the prisoners
still here?
378
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,655
The prisoners are to be released
from containment
379
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,157
and moved
to the Helicarrier Brig!
380
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,161
- [muttering nervously]
- Open the containment cages...
381
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,203
now!
382
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:58,124
[beeping release]
383
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,627
Uh... thanks, Nebula.
384
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,213
Don't mention it.
385
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,215
What is this?
386
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,884
On Earth,
we call it a jail break.
387
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,386
Definitely looks
like a jail break.
388
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,762
Stop them!
389
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,891
[roaring]
390
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,059
Quickly, we must go.
391
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,602
Thanos is en route
to your vault!
392
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,145
And why should we
trust you, Loki?
393
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,398
We know you stole
the Mech-finity Gauntlet.
394
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,649
[Loki] You needn't trust me,
395
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,526
but you do trust Thor,
396
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,027
and right now, he's at the vault
397
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,071
about to face Thanos on his own!
398
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,241
Tony, you and Cap go!
We'll clean up around here.
399
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,119
- [grunting]
- Hey, Cap, time to go!
400
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,418
[smashing]
401
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,296
[Thanos] I see
you're not a coward
402
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,965
like your brother.
403
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,883
You'll find that no son of Odin
404
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,176
is afraid of a fight.
405
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,720
Especially me.
406
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,804
[evil chuckle]
407
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,435
[straining]
408
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,772
[grunting]
409
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,607
You'll have to do
better than that.
410
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,278
Oh, I will. [grunting]
411
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,261
Didn't see that coming, did you?
412
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,662
[roaring in frustration]
413
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,414
[grunting]
414
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,586
- [grunting]
- [crackling]
415
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,179
- Oh!
- A valiant effort, Asgardian,
416
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,889
but you have lost.
417
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:36,930
[bow stretching]
418
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:43,896
Aah!
419
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,066
[grunts]
420
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573
[blasting]
421
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:57,118
I told Tony he needed
a better lock on this door.
422
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,871
Ah, yes. The thief.
423
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,456
I'll enjoy crushing you
424
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,626
as I reclaim
what is rightfully mine.
425
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,670
Do you really believe
426
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,923
you can defeat me
on your own, coward?
427
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:14,803
And why should I have to
face you on my own?
428
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,846
- Sorry, we're late.
- [Tony] Yeah, thought
429
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,768
we'd put on something
a little more appropriate.
430
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,726
You're already too late.
431
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,441
Not on my watch.
432
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,654
[growling, roaring angrily]
433
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:33,697
[grunts]
434
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,199
[grunting]
435
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,409
Yaah!
436
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,709
[beeping]
437
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:49,504
[blasting]
438
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:51,964
[distant screaming]
439
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,096
Hey, Hulk,
now that Fury has everything
under control,
440
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,848
better get down to the vault.
441
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:02,892
[raging in frustration]
442
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,398
Get back here!
443
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,154
[growling]
444
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,657
[grunts]
445
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,578
[grunting]
446
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,456
[growling]
447
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,425
[grunting]
448
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,304
- [growling]
- My fellow Avengers,
449
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,849
if you're planning on
helping me defeat Thanos,
now is the... [yelping]
450
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,102
Ah! Oh!
451
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,898
[straining]
452
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,776
Yaah! Huh!
453
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,821
Yaah! [grunts]
454
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,536
[evil cackle] Finally!
455
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,246
[all] No!
456
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:09,167
Yes! Suffer my wrath!
457
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,128
[power surging]
458
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,133
- [shorting out]
- What?
459
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,510
What is this?
460
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,762
Oh... Thanos, yes,
461
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,597
I forgot to mention.
462
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,266
While I did indeed
hide your gauntlet here,
463
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,019
I took all of
the Infinity Stones out of it
464
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,522
and hid them elsewhere
in the universe.
465
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,483
Those stones are, as they say,
466
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,527
"costume jewelry."
They're worthless.
467
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,903
No cosmic power.
468
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,280
Not even that pretty
to look at, really.
469
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,117
[gasping] This can't be!
470
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:45,412
[roaring]
471
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,996
- Unh!
- Oof!
472
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:54,295
Congrats, team! We did it!
473
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,797
You stole the Infinity Stones
474
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,632
and purposely led Thanos here
475
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,967
so we'd battle him for you?
476
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,802
That's deceitful
even for you, Loki.
477
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,138
Tony, Natasha, Bruce...
478
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,599
together as a team
we have just defeated Thanos
479
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,976
and saved the universe!
480
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,812
Not bad for
an Avenger in training, I'd say!
481
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:14,774
And where, dear brother,
have you hidden
the real Infinity Stones?
482
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,902
I assure you,
somewhere much more secure
483
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,321
than this supposedly
secret vault.
484
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,323
[exasperated roar]
485
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,869
I've given it
much consideration,
and I've decided
486
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,204
I'm not good at this hero thing.
487
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:32,584
I'll leave it to you, Avengers.
You are the real heroes.
488
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,170
Until we meet again.
489
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,131
That's family for you.
490
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,884
[roaring] Loki!
491
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:43,553
[closing theme music playing]
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