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Yes... no, Dominique.

Yes, I don't know how to tell you this, but...

- ...I'm not sure. - What do you mean?

Because I've started something else...

...and I'm not sure anymore.

I have been slaving for five years for parts for you.

And so you will get on the first train, and stop being a Diva.

No, Dominique...

- ...I'm done doing what others want. - Are you kidding me?

For once, someone wants you.

No, that's exactly it. I don't want to be "wanted" anymore.

- What? - I want control of my own life.

- But you've always had control. - No.

- But it was our dream. - No, it wasn't my dream.

Not any more, anyway.

Have you gone completely mad? Or am I dreaming?

It's just I'm living a real life now looking after my sister, saving the farm.

It's concrete. I like it. It's good for me.

Listen Ben, I need an answer

in 48 hours to know if we're to continue to work together,

or if you're quitting. If so, stay in the Camargue

riding bloody horses with your family, and playing Zorro.

- You're missing out on a career. - OK.

"OK"? You're telling me "OK"?

- Yes, I am. - You talk to me like that?

Have you gone mad?

Bit-part actor.

- Perfect. - Go fuck your--

In there, we have all the figures. OK?

And there the number of detox hotels in the area.

- There's nothing here. - Well, no.

There aren't any.

Precisely the vacuum our business will fill.

Mmm.

- And you're sure there are none? - Certain.

There are some luxury hotels, but none of them offer detox cures.

- Mmm. - What do people want today?

They want to reconnect with the essential.

- Do you see? - Mm-hmm.

Yes, I see.

- Your son? - Err, yes.

Handsome.

- An accident? - I adopted him like that.

That's brave.

For a man like me, it was him or nothing.

- Regarding your project, Mr Belfort. - Yes.

I agreed to meet you out of affection for your father,

who spoke so much about you.

- Did he? - Mmm.

He watched your series.

So did I.

And, well, he urged everyone to watch it.

But as for your project, Mr Belfort...

...that could be quite tricky.

Do you have any experience in hotels?

And without a deposit it won't be accepted.

Well, I'm paying off the bulk of the debts and the thing is--

Yes, but you know the old saying...

...we lend to the rich.

Find the deposit.

Are you filming anything at the moment?

- No. - Really? Nothing in the pipeline?

So, we'll be whoring for a while yet?

I was offered a series.

Did you say yes?

So, you've really quit?

Oh, no way! Thank you.

The slightest little problem, the man gives up.

Hey, you won't believe this.

There's a follower who wants my frozen excrement.

My shit, bro!

My shit.

Guys, I've got great news.

We're booked for the Regional Women Investors' Conference.

What's that? Who are they?

The founder wants us there for the "extra pillows" service for the ladies.

That's so cool.

Hey, we can show our project to them.

Business is taking off.

We've got to do this right. We can't mess up.

We're in the big league now. We've got to step it up a gear.

Come on! Let's see some motivation.

You're proper herdsmen; you look great.

Go! Magnificent.

Mrs Chouli! Sorry, we're running a bit late.

That's fine. I can wait a little.

Come on, maximum rays.

I want your skin as golden as honey, guys.

Zak, please don't slouch like that with your customers.

- Come on, it's not Miss France. - Well, you have other qualities.

- Well, it's all progressing. - Take the bottle; I'm aching all over.

That shows it's working.

I always knew you had a touch of a dictator in you.

Yeah, she loves doing that.

- Don't you love what you're doing? - Thanks.

- Absolutely. - Little rascal.

- Do you want some of this? - Yes, please.

You've got to be on form tomorrow, guys. This is the big time.

If we lose the farm, it's all over.

I'm counting on you.

Yup. This is our home here.

Our home?

Well, yeah.

- Come on guys, cheer up. - To us.

- Cheers, my honey bees. - Cheers.

- Here's to us. - Down the hatch.

So, the clients can recognise you,

you'll all wear a red carnation in your buttonhole.

At this convention you'll be swimming with the big fish. OK?

They're all powerful women.

And the most important of them all, is Olga Sakiris.

Remember that name.

You can't miss her. She's just...

...just the most, anyway,

you'll see.

I don't doubt it.

I'm already supporting a green energy project like yours.

Yes, of course. I understand.

Maybe you could visit our site.

You should really study our dossier. It's a very interesting project.

Ms Sakiris?

We have 35 minutes. I have an appointment right after.

So, try to be efficient.

I'm not the sentimental type.

Neither am I.

- Hello. - Hello.

How mysterious.

- Sorry? - Ha!

That's better... face to face.

Don't let me bother you,

but this could be a long day, so if you feel like a break...

- ...for a treat? - Are you the pastry chef?

I'm the cake.

Ha-ha. The desserts here have changed a lot.

All new, all fresh,

- Not dear. - What do you mean?

- I'm yours for 200. - Oh, right.

I thought it'd be more.

Oh no, sorry. I meant two grand.

Too late. Sit down.

Barman, the most aphrodisiac cocktail that you have, please.

- With pleasure, Sir. - Great, thanks.

- So you're an escort? - Affirmative.

You look young, are you over 18?

And vaccinated. Three times.

Mm-hmm.

Olga, I'd like to talk to you about a project.

Combining detox with discovering the region.

Sounds good.

I've got a family farm,

I want to turn it into a boutique hotel. What's interesting is--

Am I paying you to make me come, or to listen to your pitch?

No, I thought that we could combine business with pleasure.

Well, it was good business, and very pleasurable.

I'll leave you the folder with my number.

Thank you.

OK.

- There you are, Sir. - Thank you.

Cheers.

So you'll do anything I want?

Anything.

OK, I'm buying.

Cool. You won't regret it for sure.

Can you play the Dolphin?

- What? - The Dolphin.

- Are we going on a wildlife trip? - Mmm.

Sure thing. OK.

Is that a dolphin?

Hang on...

Yes. I love it. That's exactly like a Dolphin, wow.

And a unicorn?

Uni...

...Dammit, how does a unicorn go?

- Excuse me, how does a unicorn sound? - No idea, Sir.

Wouldn't you rather we went somewhere?

Little Dolphin, if I want sex I don't need to pay.

But I provide a service that is deluxe. Top of the range.

I see that.

So what? Do you want the whole wildlife park or...

I want some fun.

I'm bored.

You're cute with your flower.

Amuse me

Ladies and gentlemen, please?

It's time to welcome the person you've all been waiting for.

We're so honoured that she's agreed to be the patron

and godmother of our "Women Investors" project.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...please welcome someone who is an example to us all,

Alicia Moore.

Thank you very much.

Do you have the Consenti app?

What?

The Consenti application?

What's that?

It's an application that registers the consent

of both parties involved in the contract...

...to have sex.

No, I don't have that.

Evidently.

Hello, Joker.

Hello, Madam Moore.

Oh, err... Mademoiselle.

Mademoiselle?

Mademoiselle.

OK.

That's a cockerel.

A hen.

That's a chimpanzee.

You're so cute.

He's so cute.

A little sad dog.

Yes, a hug for the little doggy.

The little doggie is so cute.

You're wanted, I think.

- Duty calls? - I'd have liked to have stayed.

A word of advice.

Goodbye.

Page two, clause two,

kissing...

nothing over-affectionate.

No French kiss.

That's no tongue.

No tongues?

Just a bit?

Clause three. No slapping on the face

or strangling that could cause a haematoma.

Good, but do we really need to do this?

Yes. We need to establish the rules.

The rules are simple. You tell me.

- I do it. That's all. - Yes.

We sign this agreement to be sure of your mutual consent.

- Mmm. - Of course I consent; that's why I'm here.

- Clause number four, if you please. - Mmm.

- Clause number four. - Yes.

Contract in perpetuity?

For 99 years.

99 years?

For 99 fucking years.

- You're kidding. - Once it's signed...

...you won't have to rewrite the contract if you need to see each other again.

Err...

- Mmm? - ...OK.

I'm not going in the lift.

- Why is that? - It's not in my contract.

Not in my contract.

I'm worried you'll jump on me.

No cameras, and I didn't sign the elevator clause.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

So, I'm going to take the stairs.

- The stairs. - Mmm.

- Alright? - Mm-hmm.

- I'll be first. - Ha-ha.

I want it in my office on Wednesday.

He won't be back in my restaurant any time soon.

- I'll see you next week. - With pleasure.

Bye.

This is a surprise, Ben. Very smart.

Just a second, you've...

- ...That's better. - Thank you.

What are you doing here?

- I'm pitching a project. - Always up to something, hey?

- Chef Pierre Morand. - Yes?

Olga Sakiris.

Mrs Sakiris.

- Charmed. - The pleasure's all mine.

I've been wanting to meet you for a while.

- I hope life's good. - Perfect.

- Olga Sakiris, Pierre Morand. - Yes, thank you.

- I ate at yours three days ago. - Oh, yes?

Your lobster ravioli had me in tears.

Thanks. That's the greatest compliment I've ever had.

They're divine.

What?

The ravi...

...I mean, the ravioli are divine, I think.

Do you know each other?

Yes, we're both investors in the region, so we cross paths.

- I married the woman he was engaged to. - Ah.

Ah.

I have a concept for a restaurant in Paris, I'd like to open.

- I'd love to talk about it. - With pleasure.

- You've come to the right place. - I'm rarely wrong.

- How about some champagne? - I'd love one.

Olga?

So, where do you want to open this restaurant?

A great spot on the Champs-Elysées.

Ah.

Good evening.

Good evening.

May I join you?

- Err-- - I'll behave, I promise.

I'm not a messy eater, and I smile at charming women.

Be my guest.

So, what are we eating?

I'm a vegetarian.

Ah...

...cucumbers!

That's great.

Has anyone said you've got a lovely smile?

Not for a while.

Sorry, I...

...I didn't mean to be cavalier.

But I mean it, so...

- That's nice, thank you. - No.

On the contrary. I'm not a nice man. I'm a total dick.

You don't seem a bad guy at all.

Yes.

In fact, it looks like I'm too nice.

Maybe women don't like that anymore.

No, you are wrong.

Kindness in a guy is very sexy.

Being sweet.

Do you think I'm sweet?

- Yes, like a brioche. - A brioche?

Right. That's bad, isn't it?

No, there's nothing better than a brioche.

Are you flirting?

- No. - No?

Then you'd better stop looking at me like that,

otherwise I'll go mad.

So, let's go.

For the next 100 years.

You can't be too careful.

Damn, you're so beautiful.

- Sorry, are compliments allowed? - Mmm.

Mmm, if they're sincere. No, you really don't have the right.

OK, I'll have to stick to the letter of the contract.

With no sincerity.

Mmm... I'm protecting myself.

- From me? - Mmm.

- It's just for pleasure. - Ah...

It's simple, basic.

Yeah, but it's easy to sue me, so you anticipate these things and...

...it's a way of protecting yourself in this crazy world.

Bullshit. We should protect ourselves from this crazy dehumanisation.

The world wants to keep us apart.

We created Condoms.

We make love through plastic, now these masks.

We can't see faces or smiles, we can't kiss.

No. That's not love.

It's a fusing of bodies.

You see?

Kissing without tongues,

is like...

Champagne without bubbles.

Yes... or bread without cheese.

Come on.

Two bodies throbbing.

Two mouths touching.

We're animals, that's all.

Yes, like animals.

If you know all that...

...why the contract?

I'm American.

You light up when you laugh.

I'm married.

Me too.

I'm married,

and I'm happily married,

but that doesn't mean...

well, it's all about balance.

And so you told me you are... well, you were a herdsman?

Is that right? And were you never afraid to be among bulls?

Never before my accident.

And since?

Since that...

...I can't ride.

We all have our traumas.

What was the trauma for you? Olivia?

Thanks, anyway. I wasn't expecting someone like you today.

- You're very refreshing. - Refreshing?

I was hoping for some heat.

- Heat? - I don't know.

We get on really well.

So I thought...

...let's go wild?

Enjoy ourselves.

Oh, no. That's not really my style.

Oh no, it's not my style either, it's...

I don't know. I...

- Ah. - I was just thinking that this is nice.

I've only got one breast.

- Which one? - The left.

The left?

It's my favourite.

You're charming.

But I must go.

- Sorry. I went too far. - Not at all. It was...

well,

it was...

It was great.

We could have gone further, then?

We could have.

Thank you.

Thank you for this.

Sir?

I'd like a gin and tonic, please.

And two slices of lemon.

What are you doing here?

Looking for investors.

Fixing the hives?

No, it's more than that. It's a huge project.

And you're whoring.

- What? - Your carnation.

Rumour has it that the guys with carnations are gigolos?

So you're whoring.

I didn't know, I...

...I found it on the bar and thought it looked good, so I better take it off.

Yeah.

Coward and whore. It's just a bit much, isn't it?

Yep.

Yaelle not with you?

No.

Sir?

I call you, you know?

Why don't you ever call me back?

Why don't I call you back?

Well, let me make it clear.

You dumped me two weeks before our wedding, like a piece of shit--

- That's not what happened. - Really?

I cried for six months, Ben. Six very long months.

Then I met Pierre.

He loves me...

and makes me happy.

He's good for me.

Do you know what that does to me?

- You, in Paris, with someone else? - With my husband.

- I fought for us to leave together. - No.

- For you to leave. - No, for us both.

It was a tough time, and I needed you.

In that moment, I needed you.

I needed the woman I love.

The woman I want to spend my life with.

Ben, you never told me that.

It would have been much simpler.

So much simpler.

I'm telling you now.

I'm telling you now.

- Yes? Hello? - Hello?

Yes? It's The Bear.

Yes, so how did it go?

Well, we had lunch together, it was--

- How was she? Was she really OK? - Yeah.

She was, err...

- Did she laugh? - Yes.

- How many times? - Many times.

Well, if she laughed, then it worked.

And about her cancer?

- A bit, yes. - Yes.

She didn't want to go any further, but she seemed happy when she left.

- Was she happy because you liked her? - I think so, yes.

I didn't pretend. Your wife's wonderful.

Yes, I know.

But I want her to know it, too.

Thank you. I really hope it'll help her feel beautiful.

She is.

Yes.

But she's forgotten.

- Thank you. - At your service.

Thank you.

What are you doing, darling?

Come on.

Never seen a porter before?

Aren't you beautiful?

- You look good in a suit. - Thank you.

Have some wine.

Mama.

Wait...

Wait.

Oh, right. Please come in.

The ladies was occupied. I don't like waiting.

I thought you were very patient.

I didn't think this little discussion would become

such a long work meeting.

One thing, we didn't bring up a vital point...

...the manner of your investment.

Meaning?

Will you invest directly, through a family holding company or...

...with your wife?

No, I never mix work and family.

I invest alone.

But my wife is by my side. It makes sense.

"It makes sense"?

Oh! Who does he think he is?

No.

- What the-- - Shut the fuck up!

Piss off, get out!

Are you supplying the drugs, motherfucker?

- Huh? - Do you supply drugs?

- No, wait bro-- - I'm talking to you!

- Have you been supplying her? - What?

She's been clean for years and now, because of you--

- I never give drugs to your mum. - What do you do with her?

- She's gone nuts, sings in the shower! - I did nothing.

- Shut your mouth! What did you do? - We just talk.

Fuck!

She hasn't been home for the last two days.

If we don't find her, we'll feed you your balls, then kill you! You got it?

- Do you understand? - Yes, I've got it. Fuck!

Don't fuck with the Roma.