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[♪♪♪]
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To Meg!
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"Meg"?
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Does Hank have
a girlfriend?
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"Meg" is short
for "Megalodon."
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It's Shark Week,
Lacey.
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Read a book.
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We're toasting sharks?
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On the prairies?
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How about...
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to Dog River Days!
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Is that comin'
around again?
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It's next week,
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and I haven't heard about
any planned activities.
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That's because
there aren't any.
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Someone was supposed
to remind us to plan them.
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Who?
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So no one remembers who
was supposed to remind us?
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Okay, well,
let's have a parade.
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We've never had
one of those.
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We used to have 'em.
Every year.
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Really?
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Well, why'd you stop?
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I don't
remember.
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Hey! Who's supposed
to remind us of stuff?
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♪ You think there's not a lot
goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Wanda, what are you
doing for the parade?
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Lawn chair, sunscreen,
slingshot... the yoozh.
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My list is massive.
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You've got to do
your share.
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My share?
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We were at the bar,
talking sharks,
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and you decided we needed
to throw a parade,
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and now I have chores.
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You've done
more than your share.
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All you need to do
is make one phone call.
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The parades used to be
sponsored by Flameball Candy.
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Contact them and see
if they'll kick in some money
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and candy to throw out to kids.
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Here's their phone number
and fax number.
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Fax number?
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Who delivers
their stuff?
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Knight Rider?
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Hey-oh!
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Lacey, about this parade.
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Will Miss Dog River be in it?
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Uh, probably. Maybe.
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Miss... "Miss" what?
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Great!
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That means there's going to be
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a Miss Dog River Pageant,
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and I want to compete.
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Let's drop
the marriage status
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and age limit.
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A-And sex limit.
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I'm saying
that me and my junk
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should be able
to enter as well.
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Your junk hasn't entered
anything in years.
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Hey-oh!
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I forgot my phone.
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A pageant?
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Uh, I'm too busy to care.
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If I don't have to run it,
you can both compete.
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And may the best...
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Uh, good luck.
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Why are you competing?
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Because the winner
always gets to ride
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in Anderson's classic
cherry red '62 convertible.
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He won't let me get
anywhere near his car,
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but if I win this,
he'll have no choice.
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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
The fool.
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Why are you competing?
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It's a story
from long ago...
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I was a finalist
in the pageant years ago,
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up against Helen and Mavis.
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I was so insecure
about losing
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that I tried to sabotage them,
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and was disqualified.
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If you don't
count my marriage,
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it was the biggest regret
of my life.
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Wow.
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I guess we both
have important reasons...
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you, for redemption.
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And you, for...
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a ride in a car?
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Convertible. 1962.
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Brent, can you
do me a favour?
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I'm so busy
with organizing
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that I was hoping
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you could make
one big float
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for Corner Gas
and The Ruby.
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So you can do
what you always do
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and shoot down
all my ideas?
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When have I ever done that?
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Uh-uh.
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Duh!
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[revving]
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That last one didn't happen.
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Could have, if you were
more open to my ideas.
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Well, I promise,
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you can build
whatever float you want,
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hassle-free. Please?
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Ple-e-e-e-e-e-ease?
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Ah, you know
I can't say "no"
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when you say "please"
with seven "e"s in it.
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Whoops!
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Davis, I'm going to be
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riding my Ziptygo
in the parade,
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and I need one officer
up front with me,
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and another
on foot patrol. So...
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So you want me to be
the parade marshal.
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I accept.
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Not a parade marshal per se.
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You'll just be
shooing away drunk teens.
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I'm a lawman.
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Synonymously speaking,
I'm already a marshal.
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Besides,
it can't be Karen.
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She couldn't lead
water out of a hose.
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Fine.
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Just keep things clear
for my Ziptygo.
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I might
do some tricks.
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Ooh! Oh...
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Competing
in this pageant
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is serious stuff.
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I think I'm gonna need
a coach or something.
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Someone with class and grace,
who knows how to look great.
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I need your help.
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Well, I'm flattered,
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but I'm too swamped
to coach you.
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No, no, no.
I need your help
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convincing Karen
to be my coach.
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Oh. [chuckles awkwardly]
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She won a beauty
contest a while back.
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Well, maybe
go ask her yourself,
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if she's so beautiful.
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Great idea.
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Thanks for your help!
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Flameball Candy
was shut down.
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Turns out you can't
line candy vats with asbestos.
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So, no sponsor.
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Anyways,
made my phone call.
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I'm out.
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I want you to bring me
solutions, Wanda.
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Find another sponsor.
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[mockingly]:
"Find another sponsor."
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Nah-nanny-nah-nah.
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What's
her problem?
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[still in mocking tone]:
I don't have a...
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I mean, I don't have
a sponsor for the parade.
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Flameball Candy
went under.
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Too bad!
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Murray
was a good guy.
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Wait, are you the one
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who got them
to sponsor parades?
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Yeah. Flameball
Candy sucked,
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but it was great
to throw.
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You huck
a jawbreaker at a kid,
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it hit the mark.
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Heh. Sometimes it left a mark.
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Plus, Flameball
gave good kickbacks.
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There's kickbacks?
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Sure! The kids
got the candy,
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but Oscar
got the treats.
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Getting sponsors
is a thankless job.
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The least you can do
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is get something
out of it for yourself.
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For myself?
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Who told you
I won a beauty contest?
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You!
At the hotel bar.
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Every time
you have three beers.
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Oh. Fine.
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I won a beauty contest,
but that was a long time ago.
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I'm not asking
you to enter.
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I'm asking you
to coach me.
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Uh, me too.
I asked first.
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First?
You just got here.
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Hey, Karen. Where's all
the stuff to wash the cruiser?
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On the shelf in the storeroom,
back-stabber.
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I'd say both of your
chances of winning
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are slim,
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since one of you
is married
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and the other one
has a penis...
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but if you want my advice,
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I would eliminate
the competition...
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like Bu and Tina, for example.
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How do we
eliminate them?
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Anyone seen
"I, Tonya"?
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I can't find the car shampoo.
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It's the bottle
with the red label
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that says "car shampoo,"
jerkface.
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Why are you being
so hard on Davis?
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Because he threw me
under the bus,
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and now he gets
to lead the parade.
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Ugh! Makes me
want to bust some heads.
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Then maybe
you could talk
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to Bu and Tina
for us.
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Y-yeah.
Just talk, though.
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Don't go all
"I-Tonka" on them.
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There's no way
I should lose to this guy.
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At first,
I thought maybe do
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a standard tissue float
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with the Corner Gas
and Ruby logo on it.
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That sounds great!
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And then
I thought this...
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Aliens run out of fuel
and land at Corner Gas.
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While their ship
is being serviced,
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they have lunch in The Ruby.
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It tells a whole story.
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Wow. Heh.
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Wow, wow, wow.
Um, I-I...
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I couldn't help but notice
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that you're very hairy
in that sketch.
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Oh, that's not me pumping gas.
That's a Sasquatch.
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I was gonna call it
"Gas-Squatch,"
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but my lawyer did
some clearance search and...
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pfft.
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Now, let me guess,
you don't like it?
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I didn't say that. Heh!
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It just it-it-it...
it caught me by surprise.
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Well, this is
a rough sketch.
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Things could change
as I work on it.
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Oh, good!
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I mean, good... pfft,
more good things to come.
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Heh. Uh...
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[whistling jovially]
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What the...?
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My marshal mobile!
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What the hell is this stuff?
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This is
your evening gown?
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Dammit! I was
gonna wear purple.
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Did you convince
Bu and Tina
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not to enter
the pageant?
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They were pretty stubborn.
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"Miss Dog River"?
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Parading around in swimwear,
looking for approval?
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Yeah. What is
this, 1982?
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But I managed
to convince them.
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Hey, how do you think
I'd look in chartreuse?
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And, uh,
what is chartreuse?
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[grunting]
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Hey, Brent.
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I just thought
I'd come by
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and see how
things are going.
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I've had second thoughts
about my original idea.
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You can't have Sasquatch
and aliens on a float...
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Oh! I agree!
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...without having
superheroes too.
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What?
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What the hell
are you doing?
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My thoughts exactly.
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Your design is
wa-a-ay too out there!
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Ah, screw
the design!
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You're making your float
out of plywood?
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What do you think
that's gonna cost ya?
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Chicken wire and tissue flowers,
that's the way to go.
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And what makes you
an expert?
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I've been
building floats
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since you were
knee-high to a diaper,
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and I'm telling ya...
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Well, I'm telling
both of you
263
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,487
to leave me
and my float alone.
264
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,947
Lacey, you said
I could design it,
265
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,114
so I am.
266
00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,199
And I'm the only one
that's building it.
267
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,077
So if you don't mind...
268
00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,328
Oscar...
269
00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,621
how would you like
270
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,414
to build a float
for The Ruby?
271
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,333
Why the hell
would I do that?
272
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,417
It would give you
the satisfaction
273
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,127
of proving Brent wrong.
274
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,088
You had me
at "wrong."
275
00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,507
That was literally
the last word I said.
276
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,717
But you can't
tell Brent.
277
00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,928
You had me...
at "Brent."
278
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,646
Hello.
Red Whip Licorice?
279
00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,939
This is Wanda Dollard,
280
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,148
President and CEO
281
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,984
of the Dog River
Parade Committee,
282
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,653
and I have
some tremendous news for you!
283
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:32,239
After considering
many qualified candidates,
284
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,408
we've decided that you,
285
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,826
Red Whip Licorice,
286
00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,286
makers of my favourite candy,
287
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,414
can give us free product
and sponsorship money.
288
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,832
Congratulations!
289
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,834
Sorry.
We don't do sponsorships.
290
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,877
Never have.
Never will.
291
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,088
But this is
an amazing opportunity.
292
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,090
Perhaps you could
take me out to dinner
293
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,008
on your expense account,
294
00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,050
and I'll explain how...
295
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,428
Don't do 'em. Bye, now.
296
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:55,220
[dial tone]
297
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,680
The hell's his problem?
298
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:57,806
Where are
the Band-aids?
299
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,099
Damn chicken wire
300
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,560
is scratching the hell
out of my hands.
301
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,062
Hey, Lacey.
302
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,690
I feel kinda bad about
blowing up earlier.
303
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,025
It's both our float,
304
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,276
so we should both
have a say.
305
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,403
I promised not to
criticize your work.
306
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,531
So whatever you do,
I'm 100% on board.
307
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,907
So you don't mind
308
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,077
if maybe I make Sasquatch
and an alien kiss?
309
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,204
Ooh! You know what would
make it even more dramatic?
310
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,540
If sparks flew
when their lips touch.
311
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,751
Yeah! I-I could
hook up a battery.
312
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,878
Great.
That is gonna be awesome.
313
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:31,173
[chuckles] Keep up
the good work.
314
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,426
Let's practice
your posture.
315
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,219
Uh, isn't that
supposed to be a book?
316
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,888
Books
are for losers.
317
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,598
Coffee
is for closers.
318
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:42,100
Ow. Ow, ow, ow!
319
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,185
[cup shatters]
320
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,812
Losers don't have
burns on their scalps.
321
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,814
Karen,
can I speak to you, please?
322
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,900
You told me
to use the red bottle,
323
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:50,776
and look what happened.
324
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:51,818
No.
325
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,570
I said the bottle
with the red label
326
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,030
that said "car shampoo."
327
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:58,116
"Car shampoo"
is the key part of this.
328
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,452
Well, you said it fast
and called me "jerkface."
329
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,661
I got mixed up.
330
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:02,829
Now what?
331
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,331
You're the big, smart
parade marshal.
332
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:07,209
Figure it out,
jerkface.
333
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,586
I need a sponsorship
update, stat.
334
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:10,670
Wanda?
335
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,756
What the hell are you doing?
336
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:13,632
And wearing?
337
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175
I'm not Wanda.
338
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,260
I'm Whippy
Shortstocking,
339
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,347
the about-to-become-beloved
mascot of Red Whip Licorice.
340
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,890
Hi-yah!
341
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:22,933
...who does karate?
342
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,643
I'm just
workshopping ideas.
343
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,978
Maybe she breakdances.
344
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,772
So the licorice
people said "yes"?
345
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:29,731
We got a sponsor?
346
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,316
Well, they haven't
said "yes" yet.
347
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,401
But how could they not,
348
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,945
once they see me
in this great costume?
349
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,446
Here, take
some pics for me.
350
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,198
You really think
this'll work?
351
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,367
Won't know
unless we... aah!
352
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,494
So "no" to the breakdancing.
353
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,956
So...
354
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,040
I really need
some coaching
355
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,500
for the Q&A.
356
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,501
Relax.
357
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,460
The secret
358
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,295
is to imagine
yourself naked.
359
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,798
Don't you mean imagine
the audience naked?
360
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,966
Rookie mistake.
361
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,551
Imagine yourself naked.
362
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,344
Think about how
confident you'll be
363
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,720
once you have clothes on.
364
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,765
[phone rings]
365
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:04,808
Hello?
366
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:05,976
Wanda Dollard?
367
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,353
It's Mr. Cahill
from Wed Rip Licorice.
368
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,855
Ahem. I mean, Wed...
369
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,273
[groans]
370
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,775
Been working here 30 years,
I still can't say that.
371
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,485
Red... Whip... Licorice,
372
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,654
and we'd like
to sponsor your parade.
373
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,573
I knew it! Ha ha!
374
00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,825
So the photos
really sealed the deal, huh?
375
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,910
They absolutely did.
376
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,164
It's the same woman as before.
377
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,124
My concern is
that it's escalating.
378
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,292
First, the harassment...
379
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,543
...and now
this lunacy.
380
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,128
That's supposed
to be a mascot?
381
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,921
Looks like a bag
of bloody fingers.
382
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,506
Give her 500 bucks
and some candy,
383
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,341
and let's pray
she goes away.
384
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,260
We do not want
a repeat of 2009.
385
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,761
[tearfully]
How many times
386
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,680
are you gonna bring that up?
387
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,640
I said I was sorry!
388
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,309
[wailing]
389
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,769
Gaah! Hot!
390
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:50,896
Geez, Emma!
391
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,023
You screwed up
my posture exercise.
392
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,192
Aren't you supposed
to do that with a book?
393
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,860
Karen told me
to do it this way,
394
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:57,944
and she's the expert.
395
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,113
I guess beauty really is pain.
396
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,865
Is she really
an expert?
397
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,325
She told me
398
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,786
I should picture myself naked
to boost my confidence.
399
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,746
Huh.
400
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,747
You better not
401
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,707
be doing what
I think you're doing.
402
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:11,791
No, no, no.
403
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,585
Just out of curiosity,
404
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,129
what beauty pageant
did you say you won?
405
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,881
It was the, uh...
406
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,007
Miss...
407
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,550
Little...
408
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,801
Pageant.
409
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,053
Gah. All right, fine!
410
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,055
It was
a baby photo competition.
411
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,348
But I won!
412
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,266
I crushed those other babies.
413
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,893
So, here's
the thing...
414
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,270
You're fired.
415
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,439
Dad, I need to borrow the...
416
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,107
What are you doing?
417
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,859
Lacey told me
not to tell ya.
418
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:38,777
Oh. That's funny.
419
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,945
I was just
talking to her,
420
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,029
and she told me
to tell you
421
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,197
that you're supposed
to tell me.
422
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,491
Geez, that woman
can't make up her mind.
423
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,993
Fine, I'm building
a classic-style float
424
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,161
for The Ruby.
425
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,746
That's why
she doesn't care
426
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,248
who my Sasquatch
kisses.
427
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,624
Squash your dishes?
428
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,750
Never mind.
429
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,586
Lacey sent me over
to tell you that...
430
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,922
we're joining
our two floats together.
431
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,299
But don't tell her I told you.
It's a surprise.
432
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,802
That woman's
a flake.
433
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,562
You know,
434
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,398
I did spend some time
pretending I was naked,
435
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,234
and I feel great
now that I'm in clothes.
436
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,945
Maybe Karen does know
what she's talking about.
437
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,780
Speaking
of Karen...
438
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,283
she just joined
the competition.
439
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,909
You're both going down!
440
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,412
Are all of
Fitzy's Foxes
441
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,746
ready to...
442
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,623
Karen, w-what are
you doing here?
443
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,833
I'm about
to show these two
444
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,960
who the real
beauty queen is.
445
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,003
No,
you're not.
446
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,754
Davis is parade marshal,
447
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,548
so I need someone
on foot patrol.
448
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:42,799
That's you.
449
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,135
And you can't do foot patrol
wearing a crown
450
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,012
in the back
of Anderson's convertible.
451
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,890
Ugh! Stupid
jerkface Davis!
452
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,685
Hey...
453
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,104
you're not taking out
another "till loan," are you?
454
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,981
Like you have
this kind of cash.
455
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,691
Red Whip
sponsored the parade.
456
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,651
I knew my costume would work.
457
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,486
What are you,
a blood fountain?
458
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,988
I'm Whippy Shortstocking.
459
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,073
I'm about to become
a beloved mascot...
460
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,992
the Mr. Peanut of licorice.
461
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,036
Is Mr. Peanut
really that popular?
462
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,705
Mr. Peanut's
coming to the parade?
463
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,957
He's gonna see
one of my floats?
464
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,751
Nope.
But Whoop-dee Redsocks will.
465
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,336
[scoffs]
466
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,004
She's
no Mr. Peanut.
467
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,173
That guy's got style.
468
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,716
Oh, why did I come in here?
469
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,468
Oh! Yeah.
You lazy idiot,
470
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,510
get out here!
471
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,762
We've got
to join our floats!
472
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,388
Yeah, right
behind you.
473
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,182
You landed
a sponsor?
474
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:32,891
Job well done.
475
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,267
Oh, I'm not done.
476
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,019
If I got this
from a few pictures,
477
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,228
imagine what'll happen
478
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,356
when I livestream
during the parade.
479
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,107
Those corporate eggheads'll
sign me up
480
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,859
to be their official mascot...
481
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,695
and then I'll be making
San Diego Chicken money!
482
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,905
Well,
this is win-win.
483
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,616
You get mascot money,
kids get free candy.
484
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,826
Kids? No, no.
485
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,245
This kickback licorice
is for mama.
486
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,336
Wow, I nailed it.
487
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,921
Looks great.
488
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,590
What do you think,
bright green bunny?
489
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:11,721
Oh, I think you've inhaled
too many paint fumes.
490
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,598
Step away
from the vehicle!
491
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,851
Ooh...
492
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,062
neon bunny
makes a good point.
493
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,563
I better get some air.
494
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,525
Oh, man.
I'm so nervous.
495
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,903
Shh! I'm getting
into my smile.
496
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,407
And now,
our first contestant,
497
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,076
Emma Leroy!
498
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,836
Emma!
What are you doing?
499
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,754
Mavis and Helen
are judging.
500
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:45,964
They'll never pick me
501
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,091
after what I did to them
all those years ago.
502
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,676
My dream is dead.
503
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,386
Hank!
504
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,637
Attention,
everyone!
505
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,973
I pulled a hammy
vaselining my teeth,
506
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,933
so I'm out.
507
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:02,480
Emma Leroy
is Miss Dog River!
508
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,857
♪ Look at her ♪
509
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,608
♪ Parading around ♪
510
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,445
♪ In her gown and crown ♪
511
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,030
♪ Smile on her face ♪
512
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:14,200
♪ Like she owns
the place... ♪
513
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,786
I told you,
the order goes:
514
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:17,996
Fitzy on
his scooty thing,
515
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,122
marching band,
516
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,124
Won on a whale,
for some reason.
517
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,710
Won doesn't want to be
behind the marching band.
518
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,794
Something to do
519
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,504
with the wind
and the spit valves.
520
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,673
Well, just tell him
to keep his mouth shut.
521
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,632
Eh...
522
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,551
Lacey,
come see our float.
523
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,761
Ta-da!
524
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,637
It's just
what you asked for.
525
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:37,640
I figured since you liked
Dad's idea so much,
526
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,769
that we'd mash them together
into one megala-float.
527
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,979
It's like a Megalodon,
but not a shark.
528
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,814
Ugh! Oscar...
529
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,484
I told you
not to tell him.
530
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,277
And then you told him
to tell me
531
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,488
to tell him
what you told me!
532
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,573
Yeesh, this one!
533
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,367
You did exactly what I said
you were going to do,
534
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,412
and now you have to live
with the consequences.
535
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,206
[tires spinning]
536
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,083
Hmm. Too heavy?
537
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,502
Maybe if Sasquatch
538
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,670
didn't have three
alien girlfriends,
539
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,088
this would've worked.
540
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,382
Shaming Sasquatch about
his polyamorous lifestyle
541
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,468
isn't going
to help anything.
542
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,431
Ugh! That's great!
543
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,682
"Come to The Ruby,
544
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,018
where the coffee tastes
like Sasquatch pee."
545
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,062
It tells a story!
546
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,360
Where's the cruiser?
547
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,402
It's right here.
548
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,656
Why wash it
when you can repaint it?
549
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,366
I'm not just
a parade marshal,
550
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:40,411
I'm a renegade billionaire
bat parade marshal.
551
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,872
Congratulations.
552
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,291
Enjoy riding
in this beauty.
553
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,335
Enjoy driving
this beauty.
554
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,462
My first move
as Miss Dog River
555
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,715
was to command Mr. Anderson
to let you drive the car.
556
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,217
Whoa! Really?
557
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,386
Does Miss Dog River
have that kind of power?
558
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,470
Maybe.
559
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,138
He might just be
scared of me personally.
560
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,308
[chortling]
561
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,311
Uh, hey, how fast
can we go in a parade?
562
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:09,107
What's up,
Red Whip Licorice fans? Execs?
563
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,901
It's me, Whippy Shortstocking,
564
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,988
your official mascot,
contract pending,
565
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:18,575
coming at ya live
from Dog River Days Parade!
566
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,245
Whew, it's hot out here.
567
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,873
Hey, kids!
I'm Whippy Shortstocking!
568
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,332
Do you like licorice whips?
569
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,918
Yeah, I love them!
Can I have some?
570
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,879
No. But you can have
a high-five
571
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,589
or a warm, sticky hug.
572
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,923
Dealer's choice.
573
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,967
You're supposed
to give us candy.
574
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,094
Yeah, where's
the candy, freakshow?
575
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:38,970
-Yeah!
-Aah!
576
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,889
Hey! Wait a minute.
577
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,932
[kids]: Candy! Candy! Candy!
578
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,684
Oh! Hey. Ow! Hey! Stop that!
579
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,937
My hair's not edible!
Those are pool noodles!
580
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,814
Help! Anyone!
581
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,357
Help me!
582
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,067
Okay, kids,
settle down.
583
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,986
Wanda, give 'em
the candy,
584
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,070
and they'll stop.
585
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,365
No! That's my candy.
It's my kickback.
586
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,159
Well, you're getting
plenty of kicks back now.
587
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,619
Heh-heh. Enjoy!
588
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,787
No! Karen!
589
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,331
Ah-ha-ha!
590
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,836
Renegade bat parade marshal
coming through!
591
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,713
One side, citizens.
592
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,215
Do not approach the mayor.
593
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,219
Ahh! Ah...
594
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,182
Make sure you stop by
Corner Gas and The Ruby
595
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,516
to see our float...
596
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,936
which tells you to stop by
Corner Gas and The Ruby.
597
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,354
And know
that the float
598
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,313
at Corner Gas
599
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,397
was built
600
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,107
by the jackass
in front of me.
601
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,068
They don't need
to know that!
602
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,986
Lacey told me
to tell 'em.
603
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,701
Here. Is that
your mascot money?
604
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,995
No. It's a cease-
and-desist letter.
605
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,872
I have to destroy the costume!
606
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,207
The execs at Red Whip feel
607
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,085
I used "excessive force"
against "small children."
608
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,253
There's no mention of the fact
that they started it.
609
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,880
Well, you're still
better off than Hank.
610
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,923
None of this
would've happened
611
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,925
if I was
Mr. Dog River.
612
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,510
Exactly how did
you crash a car
613
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,761
going four miles
an hour?
614
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,012
Maybe I was
distracted
615
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,347
by the melting
candy woman
616
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,723
fighting children.
617
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,767
Hey!
Now, no need to argue.
618
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,269
You're both
equally ridiculous.
619
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,397
[♪♪♪]
620
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,650
♪ I don't know ♪
621
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,568
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
622
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,324
♪ I don't know ♪
623
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:24,617
♪ I just... ♪
624
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,327
♪ Don't know ♪
625
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,999
♪ Ooh ♪
626
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,625
♪ It's a great big place ♪
627
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,836
♪ Ooh ♪
628
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,421
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
629
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,673
♪ Ooh ♪
630
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,508
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
631
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,135
♪ I don't know ♪
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