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[♪♪♪]
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[Hank] Heya, Phil.
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I'm ready for
another beerski.
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Okay, but you're
getting a bit drunkski.
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That's the planski.
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I'm celebrating the glorious
victory of my favourite team.
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Elk Valley Vultures!
Whoo!
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And what's that, hockey? Soccer?
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Bocce ball.
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You watch pro bocce ball?
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Oh, no, not pro.
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High school.
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Elk Valley Vultures
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are the Provincial
bocce ball champions!
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Whoo!
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Hey, Brent,
keep an eye on Hank.
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He's getting a bit goofy.
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Getting?
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That horse left the
barn 30 years ago.
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Hey, Ike,
scootch over.
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You're on my stool.
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How is this
your stool?
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I was sitting there.
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I just went
to the bathroom.
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You snooze, you lose.
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I wasn't snoozing,
I was peeing.
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A 20-minute pee?
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It wasn't 20,
it was maybe 10.
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There's a new trivia thing
above the urinal, and--
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Look, it doesn't matter.
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I always sit here.
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Phil, tell Ike
that's my stool.
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Sorry, Brent.
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Them's the breaks.
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Uh, no, them's
are not the breaks.
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Them's are not even
the basic rules
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of a civilized society.
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Come on, pal.
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Have a drink
and lighten up.
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Kind of weird to have
a favourite stool anyway.
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But not weird to have
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a favourite
high school bocce ball team.
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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Ridiculous.
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How can someone lose their seat
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because they went to the can?
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Nature dictates
we have to use the bathroom.
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It's an immutable law,
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so you can't just steal
someone's stool
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because they're in the toilet.
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It's a foundational pillar
of every organized religion.
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I don't recall
the word "toilet"
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in the Old Testament.
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Well, they had different
words back then.
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It was a cubit
or something.
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Ah, give it a rest.
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You've been complaining
about that all day.
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Normally I wouldn't care,
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but you're complaining
around me.
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Like, where I can hear it.
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[door opens]
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Oh, well, lookee
who's strolling in here
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pleasant as pie
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without a hint
of betrayer's remorse.
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Just stopped in to pick up
a pack of Cucumbawumbas.
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Sorry, saving those
for someone.
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What? For who?
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Yeah, who else eats
cucumber-flavoured candy?
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They're the best!
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Cucumbawumba
are numba wumba!
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They're gross.
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I chew one down,
but it comes up again.
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I know you love them, Phil,
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but I'm saving these
for another customer,
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whose patronage
I actually value.
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I see.
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This is about last night.
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I have no idea to
what you are referring.
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Uh-oh, you know he's mad
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when he gets
grammatically correct.
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Them's the breaks.
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You enjoying that?
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[door closes]
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Wha-ha! Gaah!
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Tastes like cucumber-
flavoured ear wax.
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That you found
in a dirty cubit?
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[♪♪♪]
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[Karen] Okay, I'm off.
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I left you a crib sheet
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to help you
with the paperwork.
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I don't need a crib sheet.
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I have an excellent memory.
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Okay, well,
don't forget
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there's a crib sheet
right there.
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My mind is like
a steel trap.
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A steel colander, maybe.
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Oh, yeah?
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Do you know what was
the top-selling country album
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of 1991?
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I do not.
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Garth Brooks's "No Fences."
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Do you know what year
Merle Haggard put out
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his 30th album?
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It'd be weird if I did.
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1974.
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See? Steel trap.
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Yes, you know a lot
about country music trivia.
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That'd be helpful
if we were DJs
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on 98.6
"The Haystack,"
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but we're cops,
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and sometimes
you forget cop stuff.
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No, I don't.
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What form gets filled out
for the equipment budget?
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27-B or 27-C?
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Uh... 27-B.
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W-51.
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Crib sheet's
on your desk.
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[grumbling]
Trick question.
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Aah!
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Mm. Morning.
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Okay, "A,"
it's almost 7:00 p.m.,
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and "B,"
why are you in my house?
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No, actually, "A" is
why are you in my house?
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Uh, you told me
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if I was too drunk to drive
last night,
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I could crash at your place.
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We never had
any such conversation.
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We didn't?
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Huh, maybe I dreamed it.
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You were holding
a panda bear at the time.
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So you slept here
last night?
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How did I not see you
on the sofa
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when I left
this morning?
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I was probably still asleep
outside in your hedge.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
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I crawled in through a window
when the sun got hot.
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Well, that's
a disturbing violation,
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and it's time to go.
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Oh, uh, can you give me
a ride to my truck?
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I left it at the bar.
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Fine, whatever speeds up
the "you leaving" part of this.
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[♪♪♪]
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How come I always have to do
the stupid cash-out?
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Just these stupid chips,
I guess.
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I know why I'm pissed off.
Why are you pissed off?
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I have to stupid work late
and do a bunch of stupid forms,
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and I can't remember what
any of the stupid forms are for
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because I have a stupid memory.
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Memories
aren't stupid.
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People are stupid.
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Present company...
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Whatever.
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Anyone can have
a good memory.
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You just need
to train it.
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Really?
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Can you teach me?
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If it gets me
out of here, yes.
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Davis needs my help!
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You have to cash out!
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I was in the back.
What did you--
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Wanda?
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You left the cash out!
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[telephone rings]
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Corner Gas.
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Brent? Phil.
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I got something at the bar
I think you'll like.
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Come over, and bring
the Cucumbawumbas.
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This is a special
exclusive area.
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Nobody can go in here
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except you.
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Whoa, really?
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That's pretty cool.
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Uh-uh...
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Oh, yeah, right.
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[both sigh with satisfaction]
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Hurry up, woman!
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We're going to
miss Happy Hour.
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Doesn't matter
what time we get there,
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Happy Hour ends
when you show up.
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What the hell
does that mean?
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I just mean
that whenever we go out,
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to the bar, to the Ruby,
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even for groceries,
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you always cause a kerfuffle.
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I do not.
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You do.
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You're a kerfuffler.
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I can't help it!
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Some people need
a good fuffling.
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Everything
okay here?
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If it wasn't,
what would you do about it,
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short pants?
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I'm wearing regular pants.
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But you're short.
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I'm still
an officer of the law.
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Not out of uniform.
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[chuckling]
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Who are you gonna scare
in a purple T-shirt?
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See?
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Not even at the bar yet,
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and you're already
kerfuffling.
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Oh, this is cool.
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I've never been
in a cop car before.
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Well, not the front seat.
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Quit fiddling.
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You said you'd help me
with my memory problem.
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I already did.
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You did?
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No, just a little
memory humour.
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Okay, here's the thing,
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it's easy to remember something
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if you're actually
interested in it, right?
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Yeah, but cop paperwork
is dull.
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I'm sure it is.
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The trick
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is to associate it with
something you actually like.
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So, what's something
you're really into?
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I know a lot about
country music.
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Okay, give me the name
of a country song
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and who sings it.
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Uh... "Highway Heartache"
by Elden Bucksaw.
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Elden Bucksaw?
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Yeesh, never stood a chance.
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Okay, now what's something
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you have a hard time
remembering at work?
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Hmm... I always forget
to send in the mileage report
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at the end of the month.
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Well, that's an easy one.
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Associate the word "Highway"
from "Highway Heartache"
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with mileage.
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Highway, mileage...
get it?
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Uh-huh.
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...and the name Elden
is like "all done."
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As in, "you're all done
with the mileage for the month."
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Hey, I could do that.
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That's great!
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Give me another one.
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Okay, but first,
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you got keys
for these, right?
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Stop fiddling
with stuff.
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[♪♪♪]
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Okay, thanks again for
letting me crash at your place.
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I didn't let you,
but you're welcome.
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And thanks for helping me
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solve my "how to get
back to my truck" problem.
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My house is six blocks
from the bar,
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so it wasn't
much of a problem.
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Anyway, I'm gonna scoot.
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Oh, hang on.
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New problem.
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I don't have my keys.
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[groans]
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Where's the last place
you remember having them?
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If I knew that,
we wouldn't be in this mess.
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I'm not in this mess.
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It wasn't my idea
for you to get drunk last night,
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or leave your truck here.
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Although once you had
the "get drunk" idea,
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the "leaving your truck"
was a good idea.
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They're not
inside the headlight.
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Why would your keys
be inside the headlight?
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I don't know.
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00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,662
You said "idea,"
I thought "lightbulb."
266
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,496
Wow.
267
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,665
Well, I'll leave you to it.
268
00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,251
And if I can't
find my keys,
269
00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,878
I'll just crash
at your place again!
270
00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,796
[tires squealing]
271
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,840
We're finding
your keys.
272
00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:28,050
Thanks.
273
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,509
I appreciate your help.
274
00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,262
Well, it's easier than
installing bars on my windows.
275
00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,096
[♪♪♪]
276
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,146
[♪♪♪]
277
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,147
What's this?
278
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,440
Some kind of art thing?
279
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,524
You being punished?
280
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:45,442
What'd you do?
281
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,860
It just so happens
282
00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:50,614
I have my very own
private exclusive bar area.
283
00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,699
Cool.
Can we come in?
284
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:56,119
If you correctly answer
this skill-testing question.
285
00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,998
What does the word
"exclusive" mean?
286
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,833
Oh.
287
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,669
You mind if we just
stand here and watch you?
288
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,629
I do kind of, yeah.
289
00:09:05,671 --> 00:09:07,172
What can I get you?
290
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,424
I'll have
a whisky and ginger.
291
00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,385
I'll have a beer,
292
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,178
unless Officer Blondie
over there
293
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,180
wants to check my I.D.?
294
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,265
No, I'm pretty sure
295
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,225
you're over the
legal drinking age,
296
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,227
by a half century or so.
297
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,938
You okay?
298
00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,398
You look like your shorts
are too tight.
299
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,816
Not to be indelicate,
300
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,859
but it's Trivia Night
at Club Urinal.
301
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,568
What?
302
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,903
I have to pee,
303
00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,571
but I'm afraid
if I go to the bathroom,
304
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,865
somebody will jump in here
and usurp my seat.
305
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,617
I could stand guard
if you like.
306
00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,536
Hmm, out of uniform?
307
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,246
What is with you people?
308
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,039
I am more than a uniform,
309
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,292
I am a highly trained
peace officer,
310
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,377
regardless
of what I'm wearing.
311
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,378
Hey, what's in here?
312
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,337
Ow!
313
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,172
That's off limits.
314
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:50,257
Wow.
315
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,174
Point taken.
316
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,050
You're on guard.
317
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,135
I'll be right back.
318
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,387
I just want
to go in there.
319
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,014
Yeah, well,
you're not allowed.
320
00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:57,889
Why not?
321
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,641
I don't actually
know why not,
322
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,601
but I know this--
take a hike.
323
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,853
The rest of you,
324
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,646
you're blocking
the main thoroughfare here.
325
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,940
Everybody stand to one side.
326
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,233
Now!
327
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,234
[murmuring]
328
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,778
[scoffs]
Purple T-shirt, my ass.
329
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:15,407
Would it be easier for me
to make memory associations
330
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,617
with country music
titles or lyrics?
331
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,744
How should I know?
332
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:19,911
I hate country music.
333
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,787
What?
334
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,664
How can you hate
country music?
335
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,874
Pretty simple, really.
336
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,668
Listen to a song or two,
and boom-- hate it.
337
00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,086
What do you hate about it?
338
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,089
The deeply stirring
grassroots poetry
339
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,176
that holds a rearview mirror
up to our souls?
340
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,762
The forlorn fondling
of the human heart?
341
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,597
The rich nasal twang
that tickles the--
342
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,431
[police siren blasts]
343
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,349
Aah!
344
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,725
Whoa! Cool!
345
00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,435
Which button was that?
346
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,020
You have to stop
playing with--
347
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:45,937
Aah!
348
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,773
Oh, the one
marked "siren."
349
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,232
Well, that makes sense.
350
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,818
Wow, Karen.
351
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,362
You kept everyone out.
352
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,237
I'm impressed.
353
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,238
Hey, Brent.
354
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,323
What the hell?
355
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,616
Do you know
where Hank's keys are?
356
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,284
I rescind my praise.
357
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,620
I assumed
you'd want Lacey in.
358
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,789
I'd appreciate it
if you asked me first.
359
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,417
Brent, can Lacey access
your special area?
360
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,502
I'd also appreciate it
361
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,420
if you worded that
differently,
362
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,463
but yes.
363
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,382
Don't worry,
I know how this works
364
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,008
from my club days
in the city.
365
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,051
Hey, Phil,
366
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,844
a couple of drinks
for the VIP section?
367
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:18,887
My tab.
368
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,555
Ooh, VIP.
369
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,724
I hadn't heard it put
in those words before.
370
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,143
They're more
like letters.
371
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,478
♪ Been ten years ♪
372
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,482
♪ But I know what I know
sure as hell ♪
373
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,651
♪ That ol' dog was sweeter ♪
374
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,113
♪ Than puddin'
in a pie shell... ♪
375
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,907
[sniffing]
376
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,325
[crying]
377
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,494
Okay, clearly
this horrendous song
378
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,287
strikes a weird
chord with you.
379
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,539
Horrendous?
380
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,125
The song's name
is "My Pal, Puddin'"
381
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,335
The dog is Puddin'.
382
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,503
The dog's worm food.
383
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,130
He said it's been 10 years.
384
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,632
Anyway, what's something
in your paperwork
385
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,675
you could connect to it?
386
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,552
[sniffling]
387
00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,761
I don't know.
388
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,680
This is really hard.
389
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,641
Can't I just let the music
flow through me
390
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,435
and fuel my delicate soul?
391
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,352
No!
392
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,562
We're here to work.
393
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,896
[clattering]
394
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,690
How am I
supposed to concentrate
395
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,691
when you're wearing that?
396
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,943
Would it help
if I put the visor up?
397
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,529
[breathing like
Darth Vader]
398
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,530
It would help
399
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,615
if you stopped
breathing like that.
400
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,492
[in deep voice]
"Luke...
401
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,953
Who's your Daddy?"
402
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,745
[groans]
403
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,122
What are you
looking for?
404
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,206
Hank's keys!
405
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,291
I told you that.
406
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,709
Ah, sorry, I was distracted
407
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,044
by how long
that line is getting.
408
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,380
You're gonna have to start
letting people in.
409
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,548
Am I the only one
410
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,175
that knows what the word
"exclusive" means?
411
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,718
That's how this works.
412
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,846
You let just enough people in
to get the crowd's hopes up,
413
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,348
but you leave the majority
outside looking in
414
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,641
to create hype,
415
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,893
but no riff-raff.
416
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,937
Well, I don't know
who's riff and who's raff.
417
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,314
Karen,
418
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524
you can let one more person
into the VIP section,
419
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,442
but be selective.
420
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,821
You double-fisting
tonight, Mavis?
421
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,615
One of these
is for Brent...
422
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,658
if I get inside.
423
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,745
[chuckles]
Well played.
424
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,662
[crunching]
425
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,872
Those barbecue?
426
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,293
Mm, the rye
in the VIP section
427
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,377
tastes way better.
428
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,129
It's the exact same rye.
429
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,130
I know,
430
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,673
but this is spiked
with justice.
431
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,799
Right, Lanny?
432
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,343
Lanny? Really?
433
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,552
Hey, Karen,
434
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:24,596
I'm a little stumped
by your vetting process.
435
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,890
Don't tell me
how to do my job.
436
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,058
[soft country music playing]
437
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,894
Okay, let's see
if your memory's improving.
438
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,771
What's this song about?
439
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,106
Driving Highway 431
through Tennessee.
440
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,484
Right, and what should
this remind you to do?
441
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:41,029
Well, 431 is a date,
442
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,658
and "Tennessee"
sounds like "10-AC,"
443
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,660
so...
444
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:50,413
I need to submit form 10-AC
by April 31st!
445
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,581
Congratulations!
446
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,458
None of that is correct.
447
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,752
April doesn't even
have 31 days.
448
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,462
Aw, this is useless.
449
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,631
You just need to focus.
450
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,508
I think I can help.
451
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,095
Now you don't have to
pay attention to the road.
452
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,680
I actually think
this is illegal.
453
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,098
Is it?
454
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,141
What's the police code
for the law we're breaking?
455
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,268
Uh...
456
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,645
I'll keep driving
until you figure it out.
457
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,771
Technically...
458
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,648
there's no speed limit
for us, right?
459
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,816
Not if we're
in pursuit of--
460
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,858
Whoa!
461
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,029
Wow, that's
a long line.
462
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,197
We're not lining up
463
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,491
to talk to our own
idiot son.
464
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,659
Oh, great,
465
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,160
Captain Kerfuffle's
on the case.
466
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,580
Outta the way,
crumb lips.
467
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,456
I want to talk
to that jackass.
468
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,666
No can do.
469
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,335
Yes can do.
Just open the rope.
470
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,336
-[slap]
-Hey!
471
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,672
Emma, I'd be okay
letting you in,
472
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,382
but not
with the company you keep.
473
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,592
The company?
474
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,343
She happens to be
Vice President
475
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,469
of this company.
476
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,179
We don't need this.
477
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,639
Come on, Emma.
478
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,182
Right behind you.
479
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,020
Hey, Mom,
what's up?
480
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,022
Hank, is that
my purse?
481
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,107
Just checking to see
if I dropped my keys in here.
482
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,692
I remember
going through it last night
483
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,068
looking for gum.
484
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,863
We really need to start
talking about boundaries.
485
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,573
--and your choice
of gum flavours.
486
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,866
I give up.
487
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,242
I can't find my keys anywhere!
488
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,286
Is it possible
they're not lost?
489
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,371
Maybe you gave them to someone?
490
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,539
Yes!
491
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,790
I did do that!
492
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,500
Mystery solved!
493
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,668
Great!
494
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,211
Who did you
give them to?
495
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,212
Uh...
496
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,089
New mystery!
497
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,056
[♪♪♪]
498
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,308
Oscar, were you
here last night?
499
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,394
I gave my keys to someone,
and I don't remember who.
500
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,230
What kind of a moron
gives someone his keys,
501
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,901
and then doesn't
have the brains to even...
502
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,570
Dammit, Emma's right.
503
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,280
I am a kerfuffler.
504
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,406
A what?
505
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,949
Oh...
506
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,827
That's all right,
I kerfuffled earlier too.
507
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,787
In a crowd,
508
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,747
no one can tell
who did it.
509
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,291
Does anyone
have my keys?
510
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,251
[mouth full]
This job is great.
511
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,337
You get to drive
around all day,
512
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,421
eatin' donuts,
513
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,422
doin' donuts.
514
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,345
Knock it off,
I'm getting sick.
515
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:13,264
It's hard enough to make
these country music connections.
516
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,434
What does a ghost truck driver
have to do with police work?
517
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,185
[brakes screech]
518
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,145
The trucker
was a ghost?
519
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,939
I thought the hitchhiker
was a ghost.
520
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,899
That was four songs ago.
521
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,609
Hey, should those
teenagers
522
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,610
be out at night
523
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,945
tipping over
PlastiPottys?
524
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,697
At night? No.
525
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,156
They just need
a firm talking to.
526
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,033
I'll take care of it.
527
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,786
I mean, nothing
from these songs connects.
528
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:35,954
"My wife left me,
529
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,288
and she took my truck."
530
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,125
What does that have to do
with urinating in public?
531
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,502
Okay, kids,
time to wrap it up.
532
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,045
[shouts of protest]
533
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,797
Hey, now!
[door slams]
534
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,799
[teens laughing
and taunting]
535
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,051
Okay, kids,
time to let me out.
536
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,179
Kids? Kids?
537
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,431
Kids!
[banging on door]
538
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,849
[gasps] Wanda!
539
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,226
Maybe the truck
is the ghost.
540
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,853
I gotta play that again.
541
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,396
Let me out!
542
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,523
This cubit reeks!
543
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,027
Are all VIP sections
this loud?
544
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,238
Aw, thanks,
but I ate earlier.
545
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,990
What do you mean,
I'm getting burlier?
546
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,866
[splashing]
547
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,284
Oops, sorry.
548
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,036
Come on, Lanny,
that's the good rye.
549
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,497
You're getting
justice juice everywhere.
550
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,749
Lacey, hand me a napkin.
551
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:21,833
Lacey?
552
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,335
Well, now, where did she--
553
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,004
[grumbling]
554
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,715
This is abuse
of my private area.
555
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,686
Well, you took
your sweet time.
556
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,645
Where you been?
557
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,521
Nowhere fun.
558
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,315
I'd rather
be here with you.
559
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,858
Can I get you folks
another round?
560
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,151
About time!
561
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,945
I've been
sitting here for...
562
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,530
a while now, yeah,
563
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,990
and you look like
564
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,034
you're having
a busy night, and...
565
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,036
I'll have another drink
when you have a minute.
566
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,746
Are you kidding me?
567
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:00,914
I've been holding
this empty glass
568
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,207
for a half hour.
569
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,125
Would it kill you
to hire some help,
570
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,585
you cheapskate?
571
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712
Yeah, you
tell 'em, baby!
572
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,590
Mrs. Kerfuffle
is on the case!
573
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,592
I learned
from the master.
574
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,720
Aw, that's sweet.
575
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,388
Gaah!
What the hell?
576
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,890
Emma, did I
give you my keys?
577
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:19,891
No.
578
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,601
Did I give you
a beating?
579
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,560
No.
580
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,229
I will if you
don't get lost.
581
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,274
Karen, you're not doing
a very good job
582
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,943
of keeping people out.
583
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,694
Do you think
it's the T-shirt?
584
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:32,946
I swear to--
585
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,030
No.
586
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,074
Brent told me
to let everyone in.
587
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,242
He did?
588
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,619
Why would he want everyone--
589
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,581
Ah...
590
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,375
I see what you did.
591
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,835
Very clever.
592
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:47,752
Yep.
593
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,379
I'm always
thinking ahead.
594
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,422
How long have you
been planning this?
595
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,924
About a minute
and a half.
596
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,884
So not
too far ahead.
597
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,719
I've talked
to everyone,
598
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,555
and no one
has my keys.
599
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,849
Hmm, well, everyone
who was here last night
600
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,933
is here now,
601
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,101
except Wanda.
602
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,894
Wanda!
That's it!
603
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,979
Where is she?
604
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,980
I dunno.
605
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,190
Another mystery!
606
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:10,859
I'm like Sherlock Holmes
and Scooby-Doo
607
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,151
rolled into one.
608
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,862
Except they solve
mysteries.
609
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,363
You get drunk
and create them.
610
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,115
Otherwise, very similar.
611
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,033
[♪♪♪]
612
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,493
Well, that didn't work.
613
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:21,286
I know.
614
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,495
It's all fun and games
615
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,914
until you get a pant-full
of sewage...
616
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:25,957
that's not your own.
617
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,126
No, I'm talking
about your system.
618
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,503
It hasn't improved
my memory at all.
619
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:33,298
I just want to listen
to Elden Hacksaw
620
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,924
and not have to think
about work.
621
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,259
Hacksaw?
622
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,136
I thought you said
his name was Bucksaw.
623
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,637
Great, now I can't even
624
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,639
remember facts
about country music.
625
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,142
Your stupid method
ruined my memory.
626
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,935
It's not my fault
your brain's corrupted
627
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,645
with all that dumb country junk.
628
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,647
This method has worked
on monkeys.
629
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,982
[knocks]
630
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,902
Hey, Wanda, I gave you
my keys last night.
631
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,194
No, you didn't.
632
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,779
Or... hang on...
633
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,114
[slurring] Here.
634
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,949
Hold my keys
till tomorrow,
635
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,327
and don't
let me forget.
636
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,662
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
637
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,830
So where are they?
638
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,956
Uh...
639
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,625
I don't remember.
640
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,126
What's that?
641
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,003
You don't remember?
642
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,465
Now who's the dumb
country monkey, huh?
643
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:18,593
Wait, I think I have that song.
644
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,011
[playing track]
645
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,596
♪ She's my little
country monkey ♪
646
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,097
♪ Boop-boop ♪
647
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,474
♪ Bourbon and bananas ♪
648
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,852
♪ and her fur-lined pyjamas
at the zoo ♪
649
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,896
♪ Boop-boo! ♪
650
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:35,902
How was work?
651
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:36,861
Aah!
652
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,029
What are you
doing here?
653
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,405
I'm looking
for Hank's keys.
654
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,531
He gave them
to me last night,
655
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,241
and I'm retracing
his steps.
656
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,077
If you had them,
657
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,829
why are you
retracing his steps?
658
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,081
Because...
659
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,707
I don't know!
660
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,875
I can't think.
661
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,293
Put on some country music.
662
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,337
How about I put on some coffee?
663
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,506
♪ She's
puttin' on some coffee ♪
664
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,258
♪ Some bourbon and bananas ♪
665
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,469
♪ And fur-lined pyjamas... ♪
666
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,973
Wait, if you haven't
found the keys yet,
667
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,182
then where's--
668
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:09,102
Lacey, do you have
any bath bombs?
669
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:13,189
[♪♪♪]
670
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,607
♪ I don't know ♪
671
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,859
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
672
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,407
♪ I don't know ♪
673
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,493
♪ I just... don't know ♪
674
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,164
♪ Ooh ♪
675
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ It's a great big place ♪
676
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,002
♪ Ooh ♪
677
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,586
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
678
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
♪ Ooh ♪
679
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,674
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
680
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,300
♪ I don't know ♪
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