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[♪♪♪]
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I'm just gonna say it.
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Say what?
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You forgot today is
my birthday, didn't you?
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Forgot? Hardly.
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In fact, my first of many
presents is the day off.
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Go home and rest up.
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I've got a hell
of an evening planned.
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Really?
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Oh, that is great news!
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I am sick of seeing
my friends' birthday parties
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on Instagram.
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If I see one more pic
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of Denise's "Plastered at
the Parthenon" party in Greece,
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I'm gonna toss my tzatziki.
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Oupa!
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Well, tonight
is going to be epic.
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A birthday
you'll never forget.
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I forgot Karen's birthday!
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You gotta help me,
or I'm a dead man!
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Oh, no, that's terrible,
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but I'm not actually open yet.
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Can you come back in 10 minutes?
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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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How could I have forgotten
Karen's birthday?
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I dunno.
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How'd you forget
all the other years?
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I should have at least
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done the pink
flamingo gag.
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What's the pink
flamingo gag?
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It's a classic.
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Uh, if it was a classic,
I think I would've heard of it.
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You put
a bunch of pink flamingoes
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on a person's lawn at night,
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so when they wake up
in the morning-- Boom!
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Lawn full
of pink flamingoes!
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[laughs]
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[laughing] Oh, no...
Oh, that's awesome!
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Why don't you just do that one?
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'Cause she's already
awake, dinglenuts.
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Okay, Karen's party,
what can I do to help?
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Where is it happening?
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How about at the bar?
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We always
go to the bar.
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This has to be special.
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So book the town hall.
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Every event is catered
by the Kitchen Committee.
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That'll take care of the food
and the birthday cake.
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Not the stupid
Kitchen Committee!
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Everything they make
is so boring and beige.
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Bland, boiled perogies,
dry vanilla sheet cake.
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Well, Karen's favourite
dessert is macaroons.
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Great!
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So I'll make macaroons,
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and the stupid Kitchen Committee
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can make their regular
crappy garbage,
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and we'll all pretend
we like it.
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You'd have to get
their approval.
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Okay.
Who's in charge?
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Oh.
[clears throat]
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[♪♪♪]
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Happy birthday, partner.
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Is that Arcade Fire?
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Wow, they're versatile.
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We're getting a free dinner
with this gig, right?
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Oh, Davis, you're
the best partner ever!
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And to top it off,
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here to dance with you
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is that handsome
movie star you like.
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What's his name...?
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How do I know
what movie star she likes?
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Plus a chandelier,
satin drapes?
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That's a lot to organize
in one day.
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You're right.
I'm screwed.
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Relax,
I'm here to help.
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So, first things first.
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Does Arcade Fire
get a free meal each,
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or one to share?
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[telephone rings]
Corner Gas.
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I have an emergency.
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Get over here!
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[call disconnects]
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Grabbing
a few snacks.
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Heading home
to watch TV in my PJs.
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Got the whole
rest of the day off.
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Great, watch
the store for me.
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There's an emergency.
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'Cause it's my birthday.
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Thanks for asking.
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I'm sorry for saying
the Kitchen Committee sucks
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and is boring.
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Well, I stand by the boring,
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and the sucking.
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It is the same menu
every time.
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Maybe we should
shake things up a bit.
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You know what,
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you can make the dessert.
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Really?
Thanks, Wanda!
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Is the rest of the committee
going to be okay with this?
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[chuckles]
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Oh, they will be
if I tell them to be.
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I run that committee.
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I've been kicked off
the committee.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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No, screw that pack
of crusty cranks.
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They want to keep boiling up
recipes from World War I,
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that's their problem.
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You're still making
those macaroons for Karen,
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and those backward butt-wipes
can go pound sand!
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Well, with people skills
like that,
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I can't believe
they kicked you out.
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Ah, it's all politics.
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Hey, Mom,
where's Dad?
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I got a call saying--
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Shut your yap,
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and get down here!
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Never mind,
I think I found him.
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Okay, so what's the emergency?
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We're knee-deep
in water, jackass!
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Oh, this isn't on purpose?
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I didn't want to paddle
to conclusions.
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Okay, so you got a sump pump,
or a million sponges,
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or what's the plan?
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The plan is you get out of here
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and leave me alone.
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Ah. See, on the phone,
you said, "I need your help.
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Get over here."
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I must've misunderstood.
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I need you here,
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up there,
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distracting your mother
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while I clean this up.
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She's been nagging me for months
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to fix the damn water heater.
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And did you?
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Oh, you're smart.
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Okie-dokie.
I'm off to distract Mom.
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Wouldn't want this to tarnish
her impression of you.
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She holds you
in such high regard.
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We'll need music,
balloons, tablecloths,
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table candles,
table cards...
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I hope they have tables.
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We still doing
the flamingo thing?
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I'm telling ya,
it's a classic.
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I told you
it's a classic.
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I also told you
it's too late.
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We could put a bunch
of flamingoes in town hall.
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Still hilarious.
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Think outside the box.
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When it comes to thinking,
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you probably shouldn't wander
too far from the box.
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What box?
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Mom!
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I thought
you were outside.
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I was.
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Now I'm inside.
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Those doors
are really paying off.
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Ha ha! Good one.
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You're good at sarcasm.
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Hey, let's take a walk
to higher ground,
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and you can tell me
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how you come up
with those zingers.
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No, thanks.
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Boom!
Two for two.
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Okay, well, uh...
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how about we just sit up here
on the main floor and talk?
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All right,
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let's talk about
why your pants are wet
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from the knees down.
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Oh, that's
the latest trend.
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Used to be saggy pants,
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now soggy.
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Okay, follow-up question.
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Why aren't you at work?
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Karen's watching
the place.
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Karen?
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Cop Karen?
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Yeah, she begged me
to let her.
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Wanted a taste
of the retail life, I guess.
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Who could blame her?
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Pretty glamorous.
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This is 10-W40.
You got any 10-W30?
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I don't know,
I don't work here.
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Then why are you
behind the counter?
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It's my day off.
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That doesn't make
any sense.
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Makes even less sense
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if you know
it's my birthday.
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That's a long list of stuff.
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Better get moving
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if you're gonna get
all that done.
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What, I'm doing all this?
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What are you doing?
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I have to round up guests
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to make sure there's people
at her party.
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Look, if you get
all that stuff done,
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you can do the flamingo gag.
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Sold!
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[grumbling angrily]
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Have you fixed it yet?
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I don't know how long
I can keep Mom occupied.
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I give you one job,
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and you can't even do that
for ten minutes!
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You're useless.
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I suppose I am.
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Mom!
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Dad flooded the basement!
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Whoopsie.
Silly, useless me.
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What the hell
happened?
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Hello, my pet.
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There she is!
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Hi, guys.
What's up?
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You tell us
what's up.
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Yeah, what's up, Lacey?
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Little Miss "What's Up"?
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Okay, now that that's settled,
what can I get you?
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Where do you get off
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thinking you can neuter
the Kitchen Committee?
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Oh, you're
the Kitchen Committee.
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I can explain--
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No need to explain
anything, Lacey.
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[mocking] "This is
the Kitchen Committee."
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We've established--
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And it looks like
they made a wrong turn
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and ended up on our turf.
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Our "turf"?
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Word on the street is
you think you can bring dessert
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to a committee event.
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The street?
[chuckles]
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Are we on The Wire?
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We do what we want
when we want.
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Huh!
-Hey!
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I was just
making a point.
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You want war,
we'll give you a war.
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No one wants war.
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I'd love a war.
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I was just saying I could
go for some trench foot
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and mustard gas.
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She really wasn't.
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Well, if you don't
want our dessert,
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maybe we won't
make dinner either.
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Let's not--
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Good!
Who needs you?
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Lacey and I
will make the dessert
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and the dinner!
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We'll what?
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Good luck.
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Ha ha!
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We sure told them.
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What is wrong with you?
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[♪♪♪]
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Oh, hey,
Kitchen Committee.
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I heard about Karen's
birthday dinner.
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Oh, baby, I can't wait
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to fill my gut
with your perogies.
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Well, we're not doing
the dinner,
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so there won't be any perogies.
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Great, looking forward to it.
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Wait, what did you say,
262
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and why do you want to hurt me?
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[groans]
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What have you gotten me into?
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I can't cater dinner
and dessert by myself.
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Who said "by yourself"?
267
00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,007
I can cook too, you know.
268
00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,967
I was head of
the Kitchen Committee.
269
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,094
I feed my kid every day.
270
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,554
Wait, did I...?
271
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,014
I'll be right back.
272
00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,474
Okay, explain to me
273
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,226
what the Kitchen Committee
just explained to me,
274
00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,352
and then tell me
they're wrong.
275
00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,436
They're not wrong.
276
00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:40,812
We're cooking
Karen's birthday dinner.
277
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,231
So you're making
their perogies?
278
00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,649
I don't know what we're making,
279
00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,276
but it's not going to be
boring old perogies.
280
00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,694
I see, but you could make
281
00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,988
a couple dozen boring
old perogies for me, right?
282
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,365
Make your own perogies.
283
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,075
You sell frozen ones
at Corner Gas.
284
00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,078
No, the store-bought ones
aren't as yummy.
285
00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,956
The Kitchen Committee has
some special secret recipe.
286
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,250
Then go find their recipe
and make some.
287
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,584
The recipe.
288
00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,211
Sure, how hard can it be?
289
00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,254
I can read.
290
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,296
I can work a spoon.
291
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,674
Honestly,
292
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,385
sometimes he's like
a helpless child.
293
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,762
Right, I gotta go.
294
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,431
Okay, listen,
295
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,517
before you get all mad,
just hear me out.
296
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,936
[laughs]
297
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,020
You're chuckling.
298
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,689
Is that angry chuckling?
299
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,191
I knew you wouldn't fix
the water heater,
300
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,526
and it was just
a matter of time
301
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,361
before something
like this happened,
302
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:32,489
so I already took
everything I cared about
303
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,532
out of the basement.
304
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,492
[laughs]
Not everything.
305
00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,035
That flowered hat
I bought you
306
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,036
is right there,
307
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:38,996
and it's ruined.
308
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,791
I said "everything
I cared about."
309
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:47,379
[grunting with effort]
310
00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,755
Thanks for your help.
311
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,049
My back isn't what
it was 20 years ago.
312
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,177
Mine isn't what it was
20 seconds ago.
313
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,556
[groans] This is like
10 years' worth of wiper fluid.
314
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,182
How long do you think
you're gonna live?
315
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,226
Well, sorry!
316
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,687
How'd you like it
if I took my business elsewhere?
317
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,188
If you would've
taken it elsewhere
318
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,106
before you took it here,
319
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,774
I would've loved it.
320
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,069
I made this
for you.
321
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,112
Oh, sweetheart--
322
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,196
I know, right?
323
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,406
Karen's birthday
party tonight.
324
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,325
8:00. Town Hall.
Be there.
325
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,327
We can't.
It's our date night.
326
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,078
I see.
327
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,372
Well, looks like
I have to give you guys a ticket
328
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,582
for loitering.
329
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,499
Loitering?
330
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,584
We're having a picnic.
331
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,252
Open liquor...
332
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,503
This is
non-alcoholic beer.
333
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,505
...impersonating liquor.
334
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:31,506
There.
335
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,425
500 bucks?
336
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,635
Or come to Karen's
party tonight.
337
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,012
That's extortion.
338
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,556
Hmm, never looked
at it like that.
339
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,141
See you at 8:00!
340
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,603
You left this coat
down there too!
341
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,563
I gave you this.
342
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,523
Are you saying
you don't like it?
343
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,609
It's ugly, ripped,
344
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,943
smells like a wet dog,
345
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,362
and that was before the flood.
346
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,446
When you shop for me,
347
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,782
do you just grab
the first thing you see?
348
00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,659
Aah!
349
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,204
This one's damaged.
350
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,246
Discount!
351
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,042
Yeah, well you've given me
plenty of crappy gifts.
352
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,294
Maybe I'll toss some of those
in the water.
353
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,796
That'll show me.
354
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,713
There you are, Nate,
355
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,256
one bowl of soup,
356
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,299
just like Helen,
357
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051
who ordered soup
two minutes ago.
358
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,053
Mavis, are you
going to want a soup too?
359
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,846
Because I'm kinda busy
back there.
360
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,057
Oh, no, thank you, dear.
361
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,476
Step one,
separate the eggs--
362
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,354
[Mavis] Lacey,
can I have some soup?
363
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,397
[groans]
364
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,774
Okay, separate the--
365
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,151
[Nate] Lacey,
my soup's too hot.
366
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,444
[groans]
367
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,155
Okay, let's try this again.
368
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,073
Separate the--
369
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,326
All right!
370
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,327
Separate the eggs--
371
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,495
[Nate]
My spoon's too big!
372
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,664
I know what you're doing.
373
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,915
[police siren chirps]
374
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,959
Hey, you teenagers
drinking in the park,
375
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,585
do you know where
there's more booze?
376
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,672
Karen's party
at the Town Hall tonight!
377
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,382
Tell your parents!
378
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,300
Or I'll tell your parents.
379
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,176
[cell phone rings]
380
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,678
Hello?
381
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,097
The streamers are streamed,
the balloons are ballooned.
382
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:04,057
I decked the hell
out of this hall.
383
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,225
Nice!
384
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,810
Just as long
as there's no yellow, okay?
385
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,728
Karen hates yellow.
386
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,357
[balloon deflating]
387
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,110
Well, what do we have here?
388
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,821
The Christmas jam-jams
you got me.
389
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,532
Maybe I'll toss those in the...
390
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,827
No, these are way too cozy.
391
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,872
Oh, here we go,
my good birthday shirt.
392
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,540
It's basement bath time for--
393
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,666
Hmm...
394
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,544
Then what'll I wear
on my birthday?
395
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,921
Or my funeral?
396
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,256
A-ha!
397
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,633
These useless Easter--
398
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,637
I can't get rid of
these corn cuddlers.
399
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,265
Damn her thoughtful hide.
400
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,894
Where the hell
are the macaroons?
401
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,104
The committee's got me
running around so much,
402
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,230
I haven't started.
403
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,273
The committee?
404
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,275
Why are you
sleeping with the enemy?
405
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,818
Just tell 'em to get lost.
406
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:57,944
They're customers.
407
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,071
My reputation
means everything.
408
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,156
I can't just--
409
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,285
[Helen gasps]
410
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,247
What did you say
to them?
411
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,332
I just told them
412
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,125
you keep free-range rats
in the kitchen.
413
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:12,959
What?!
414
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,753
That could ruin
my business!
415
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,921
Whoa, whoa.
416
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,464
One problem at a time.
417
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,800
We really want you guys
to play at Karen's birthday,
418
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,595
but we can't afford
to give you each a meal.
419
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,055
How about we share
one meal,
420
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,057
but we each get
a dessert?
421
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,392
Are you sure we're safe
in this arcade?
422
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,394
It is on fire.
423
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,188
We're fine.
424
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,814
You're dreaming this
whole thing anyway.
425
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,608
I'm going to kick you
in the ribs now.
426
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,026
What? Why?
427
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,194
Ow!
428
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,612
Hey, watch it.
429
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,447
Sorry to interrupt
nap time.
430
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,615
I wasn't napping,
431
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,908
I fainted.
432
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,743
Guess I blew so hard
I passed out.
433
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,662
I read that on a
bathroom wall once.
434
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,996
Why didn't you
just use that?
435
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:51,998
No way.
436
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,500
I'm savin' that
for Karaoke.
437
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,293
Well, knock
yourself out...
438
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,253
again.
439
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,462
Sorry I can't help.
440
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,463
I'm on a mission.
441
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,299
A mission... impossible!
442
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,343
[♪♪♪]
443
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,687
Oh, that was
surprisingly possible.
444
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,230
--and then it hit me.
445
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,525
I gotta step it up
and get Emma a thoughtful gift.
446
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,902
Something real special,
you know?
447
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,862
So you came
to a gas station?
448
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,823
What, I should go to Foo Mart?
449
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,658
Oh, looks like
the brick delivery's here.
450
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,951
You better bring those in.
451
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,704
Ugh, why is everything
so heavy,
452
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,539
and why is Brent selling bricks?
453
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:33,832
Is he supposed
to give them away?
454
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,333
Use your head.
455
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,710
The hall's done,
456
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,336
and Hank's gone
to get flamingoes.
457
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,672
Ooh, these look good,
458
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,007
and they smell yummy,
459
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,842
like a high-end
sun block.
460
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,927
Mm. That's what
we were going for.
461
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,345
[murmured counting]
462
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,847
Okay, 20.
463
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,515
Where's
the other 180?
464
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,850
200 people?
465
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,184
That can't be right.
466
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,519
Oh, it isn't.
467
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,729
I didn't count us.
468
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,855
It's 203.
469
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,315
[gasping]
470
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,613
[♪♪♪]
471
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,282
We can't cook for 200.
472
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,700
203.
473
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,285
Whatever!
We don't have enough time
474
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,203
to make 180 macaroons
and dinner.
475
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:12,871
Dinner's off.
476
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,539
What? No!
477
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,582
The party will suck,
478
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,208
and Karen'll never
talk to me again.
479
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,377
I'll die alone and friendless.
480
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,962
You're saying
we're not your friends?
481
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,047
That's a load off.
482
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,132
Look, you keep
making macaroons here,
483
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,759
I'll go home
and whip something up there.
484
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,218
That could work.
485
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,763
Just make sure
it's something special,
486
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,222
and memorable!
487
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,557
I keep forgetting "memorable."
488
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,351
[♪♪♪]
489
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,026
Oh...
490
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,904
so the "making them"
is the impossible part.
491
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,531
[sizzling]
Gah! Boiling!
492
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,326
Obviously!
493
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,744
[gasps] Freezing!
494
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,412
Obviously.
495
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,538
Hey, what's this?
496
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,581
[♪♪♪]
497
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,999
♪ Hallelujah! ♪
498
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,293
Hallelujah!
499
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,172
[cell phone rings]
500
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,174
Hank, what's taking so long?
501
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,009
I'm still
at the flamingo place.
502
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,302
How many do you think
I should get?
503
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,596
Just get whatever you can
and boot it back here.
504
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,889
The party's starting.
505
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,350
Gimme 25 of the pink ones.
506
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,352
I told you,
they're not for sale.
507
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,355
Come on, some of them
are one-legged.
508
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,816
For you, my love.
509
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,567
I saw these flowers
and thought of you.
510
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,695
Yeah. I wonder why.
511
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,988
Are you selling these
to Foo Mart?
512
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,449
Aah!
513
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,575
What are you doing?
514
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,077
You scared the hell
out of me!
515
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,912
I'm giving you
a shoulder massage.
516
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,331
You're giving me
a heart attack!
517
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,624
Surprise!
518
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,875
Made ya dinner.
519
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,544
Chicken
a la Barbecue sauce.
520
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,503
Bonjour.
521
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,004
Why are you making dinner?
522
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,631
We're eating
at Karen's birthday party.
523
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,552
Judas Priest, there's no gift
that'll make you happy.
524
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,804
Just go to the damn party
by yourself, then!
525
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,139
Really?
526
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,057
A night away from you?
527
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,352
Oh, Oscar,
that's so thoughtful.
528
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,270
[kissing]
529
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,523
Ha! Nailed it. [chuckles]
530
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,816
Easiest gift ever.
531
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,485
I'm a helluva husband.
532
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,362
[♪♪♪]
533
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,865
Ah, it looks like
we got it all done!
534
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,033
Yep, I sure did.
535
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,493
No small feat.
536
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,328
Uh, don't you mean "we"?
537
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,037
Fine.
538
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,748
No wee feat.
539
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,833
[party music thumping]
540
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,418
We've got everything.
541
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,795
Karen's favourite music,
Karen's favourite dessert,
542
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,005
Karen's favourite people...
543
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,548
Where's Karen?
544
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,508
Oh, jeez.
545
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:35,346
[police siren wailing]
546
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,556
[sighs wearily]
547
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,474
Supposed to be
my day off.
548
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,184
Hardest day of work
in my life.
549
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,394
Get me to this party.
I need a drink.
550
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,896
You sure you don't
wanna go freshen up?
551
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:43,730
You look a little...
552
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,275
Yeah, let's get you a drink.
553
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,406
All right, main course,
what'd you make?
554
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,366
My specialty.
555
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,868
Ta-dah!
556
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,620
Peanut butter
sandwiches?
557
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,663
And jam!
558
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,040
That's not special.
559
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,334
Davis said "make
something special."
560
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,252
That's why I cut them
on an angle.
561
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,462
Ugh! This
isn't a dinner!
562
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,298
This is a kid's lunch
circa 1952.
563
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,925
Are you calling me
a bad mother?
564
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,010
No, I'm calling you
a bad cook.
565
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,762
How about I call you
an ambulance?
566
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,889
There's nothing like a party
567
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,975
to soothe the nerves
after a hard day.
568
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:25,146
[Lacey and Wanda arguing]
569
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,899
Yes, this is
very relaxing.
570
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,068
You said you'd help me!
571
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,320
I came up with
the rat story!
572
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,948
Well, at least I made
Karen's favourite dessert,
573
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,074
macaroons!
574
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,285
Oh, no, I'm allergic
to coconut.
575
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,246
My favourite dessert
is macarons.
576
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,372
That's what I said,
577
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,040
only not with
the goofy accent.
578
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,583
Nice work,
Ina Garten.
579
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,918
Oh, bite my biscuit!
580
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,045
Hey, hey, it's still
a fun party.
581
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:52,048
There's music, balloons,
drinks, a goose.
582
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,467
Whoa, wait,
why is there a goose?
583
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,760
Oh, no...
584
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,179
[guests gasping]
585
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,722
What the hell, Hank?
586
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,099
You said get whatever,
587
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,184
and they're real
fussy-butts at the zoo.
588
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,478
Think of them
as Canadian flamingoes.
589
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,565
You know I meant plastic
flamingoes, right?
590
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,816
Oh...
591
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,109
Well, that makes
more sense.
592
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,112
Davis, about
this $500 ticket--
593
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,113
[goose squawking]
594
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,948
[yelping]
595
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,116
The food!
596
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,118
Now there's no dinner.
597
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,079
A-ha! So you admit
it's a dinner.
598
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,456
Oh, Brent, thank god
you made perogies,
599
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,041
and there's enough
for everyone.
600
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:27,959
Everyone?
601
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,085
This is more
602
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,211
of a single-serving
situation.
603
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,045
I don't know if--
604
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,171
[goose squawks]
605
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,299
Well, well, well,
606
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,510
it turns out that making
a whole dinner is--
607
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,178
[goose squawks]
608
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,139
[laughs]
609
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,473
How does that feel, you old--
610
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,892
Oh!
611
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,477
[♪♪♪]
612
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,941
I'm going to the bar.
613
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,069
Run for your lives!
614
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,696
[screaming]
615
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,324
[chuckling] Classic.
616
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,450
[squawks into microphone]
617
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:06,122
[♪♪♪]
618
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:09,083
[laughing]
619
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,335
Oh, check it out!
620
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,045
I already got
200 more likes
621
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,672
than Denise's dumb
Parthenon Party. See?
622
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,466
Yup, I'll admit
623
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,301
it took a lot of work
for me to plan.
624
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,011
You planned
a wild goose attack?
625
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,179
Well, I planned the geese.
626
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,847
The attack
was icing on the cake.
627
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,182
I'm sorry.
628
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,017
I just wanted it
to be a special,
629
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,685
once-in-a-lifetime thing.
630
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,437
Trust me, it was.
631
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,606
No one will ever
forget it.
632
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,774
Especially Helen.
633
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858
You wanna
go to war?
634
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,401
There's going to be
some scarring.
635
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,819
Best birthday ever.
636
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,071
Thanks, Davis.
637
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,364
[clinking glasses]
Cheers.
638
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,823
Oh, and hey, thanks
for covering for me
639
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,783
at Corner Gas.
640
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:42,951
Sure.
641
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,202
By the way,
I didn't lock up the store,
642
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,286
since I don't have keys.
643
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,329
Ah, no biggie.
644
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,373
Dog River's
full of good people.
645
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,792
Sorry, I didn't bring in
the brick delivery.
646
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,377
You left the
bricks outside?!
647
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,337
[panting in panic]
648
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,797
What are you
doing here, Oscar?
649
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,216
Did you pump the water
out of the basement?
650
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,385
I opened up a window.
It'll dry out.
651
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,262
By the time we get home,
no more problem.
652
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,265
[geese honking]
653
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,393
[aggressive squawking]
654
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:13,189
[♪♪♪]
655
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,607
♪ I don't know ♪
656
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,859
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
657
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,407
♪ I don't know ♪
658
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,493
♪ I just... don't know ♪
659
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,164
♪ Ooh ♪
660
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,749
♪ It's a great big place ♪
661
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,002
♪ Ooh ♪
662
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,586
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
663
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,630
♪ Ooh ♪
664
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,674
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
665
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,300
♪ I don't know ♪
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