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This is terrible.
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Not the beer,
you nobsicle, this!
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Bad news out
of Wullerton.
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Their weekly newspaper
is shutting down.
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Poor Wullerton.
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Yup, papers are either
going digital
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or they're dying.
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It's all the rage.
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What are you doing,
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conducting
an invisible choir?
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Waving down
a tiny waitress?
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A third thing
that's funnier?
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Well, by my
air calculations,
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our paper must be
on the chopping block too.
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What?
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That paper is the lifeblood
of this town!
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We need to save it.
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Who's with me?
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I said,
who's with me?
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I say let it die.
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Kill the paper,
kill the paperboy!
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Hmm, murdering a child
seems a tad harsh,
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even for you.
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Oh, please,
that boy's a monster.
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Top of the morning, Mr. Leroy!
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Ooh!
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That was no accident.
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Oh, uh, yes, dear.
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Save the Howler.
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I'll kill that paper
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if it's
the last thing I do.
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You're going against Mom,
so it probably will be.
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
You're so wrong ♪
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How was breakfast?
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Well, I don't mean to complain,
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but I ordered bacon and eggs,
you gave me eggs and bacon.
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Yeah, I turned
the plate around.
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It's like having
breakfast in Australia.
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Ooh, exotic.
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Can I get a coffee to go?
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I'm swamped. How about
I bring it by later?
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Whatever you say,
City Walk.
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"City Walk"?
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Wh-what does that mean?
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Nothin'.
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Don't go all Lacey on me.
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"Go all Lacey"?
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What does that mean? Wha...?
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If we're gonna
save the Howler,
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we need to help it
generate revenue.
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Okay, but why do you care
about the paper so much?
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I have my reasons.
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Why do you care?
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Crossword.
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You do the Howler
crossword?
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It's my 30-second warm-up
for the Times crossword.
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You've got to crawl
before you perambulate.
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Aah!
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Not again!
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Officer under attack.
Officer under attack!
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What is it
with that crow?
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That is the third time
this week.
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Maybe you smell
like a worm.
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Ever think of that?
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Not even once.
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Oh, hey,
more homemade muffins.
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Is this the orgasmic
gluttony kind?
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Organic
and gluten free? Yes.
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Oh.
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All right.
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I've got a plan
to kill the paperboy.
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Okay, step one,
count me out.
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You can't be out.
It was your idea.
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My idea?
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I've always been
very against murder.
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It's kind of my thing.
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I just mean kill the paper.
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You're going to help me do
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one of those digital
in-line news things.
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Step two,
no, I'm not.
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I'll pay you.
Five bucks.
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Tempting offer,
but sadly,
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I've sent my computer
to the Internet
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for repairs,
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so... no.
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I'll take that
as a yes.
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Oh, and step three,
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don't tell
your mother.
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Step four,
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continue searching
for biological father.
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Buy
whipped cream, ketchup, eggs.
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Whipped cream,
ketchup, eggs.
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"Going all Lacey"?
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What does that even mean?
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Is he saying
I get inside my own head?
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I don't get inside my own--
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Dammit, Lacey!
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City Walk?
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I mean, I don't have
a city walk.
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Wait, what is a city walk?
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Brent's just so--
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Dammit, Lacey!
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Well, at least
I don't walk like that.
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You okay?
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A crow keeps
dive-bombing me.
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That wasn't a crow.
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It's just
my ringtone.
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That's like nails
on a chalkboard.
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Oh, I have that one too!
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Oh, I must've changed that.
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Anyway, if you're
having crow trouble,
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I'm an expert.
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I find that
hard to believe.
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Nah, I've got
the whole kit.
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Nerf gun and, uh...
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other stuff.
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Fine, you can help,
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but only because
I'm desperate.
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Oh, I specialize
in desperate.
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Now, that I believe.
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Dad told me not
to tell you something.
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What is it?
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He wants me to help him
kill the Howler
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by setting up
an online version.
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I should have married
Wilbur Watson
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when I had the chance.
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Who's he?
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A guy who died
years ago
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and isn't causing me
any problems.
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Well, don't worry,
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Dad's not going
to pull this off,
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because I'm not
going to help him.
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Yes, you will.
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The best way to make
anything fail
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is to put your dad in charge.
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Oh, and Corner Gas
needs to buy an ad
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in the Howler.
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Why would I
advertise in a paper
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people come here
to buy?
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Because your mother
would like you to.
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Full page ad, done.
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Love you, Mommy.
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Hank's got a loose
definition of "expert."
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I don't see this
ending well.
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Gotcha!
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Uh-oh.
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Ooh...
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Not the eyes!
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Oh, right
in the eyes!
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That's three businesses
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who've bought ads
in the Howler.
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I asked
at the liquor store.
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They kicked me out.
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Maybe you didn't ask
nicely enough.
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Now's your
chance.
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And a good day to you, Won,
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valued local business owner .
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What's wrong with your mouth?
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How'd you like
to increase foot traffic
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in your fine establishment
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by purchasing an ad vertisement
in the Howler?
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No, thanks.
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We're plenty busy.
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Just sold some whipped cream,
ketchup, and eggs,
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as a matter of fact.
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Nice dairy cooler.
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Is that new?
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You know, I think
I will buy an ad.
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Half page, maybe?
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Full?
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Okay, done.
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You're a peach.
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See?
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You catch more flies
with honey.
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Sure, if the honey
is terrifying.
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Got any tape?
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I read that sticking eyes
on the back of your head
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will stop a crow
from attacking you.
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Smart.
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Make it think you're
a giant mutant spider.
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No. Crows attack
from the rear.
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Four eyes? No rear.
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Always been my motto.
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Your tape in here?
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No!
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Hey...
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Aren't you eating my muffins?
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I'm... saving them.
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To binge eat.
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Really?
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Why not binge-eat one now?
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O...kay.
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Mmm...
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Can't wait.
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Karen!
Look over there!
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Really?
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That was your fault.
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You were supposed
to look over there.
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Hey!
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He likes
my muffins!
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Great!
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Share the wealth.
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Come on.
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I brought our computer
from home.
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Now we can get down
to business.
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No, you just brought
the monitor.
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You need to get the
actual computer,
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and the keyboard,
and the mouse.
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There.
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Now can we start?
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Fine, but let's
use this one.
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I thought you didn't--
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Yeah, yeah, the Internet
sent it back.
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Wow, that Internet is fast.
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Well, they use lasers
and what-have-you.
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Anyway, first step to
getting the Howler online
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is you retyping
all the articles.
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Why are you
walking like that?
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Ooh, did you get a horse?
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No, I'm just feeling
a little self-conscious.
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Brent said
that I have a...
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city walk.
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Uh-huh, and...?
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So it's true?
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I have a city walk?
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Well, it ain't a country walk.
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There's a difference?
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Ho-hokay, yeah.
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There is a difference.
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I can teach you if you want.
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Okay.
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So what do I do
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that makes mine
a city walk?
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Too much bounce!
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Got a
stick up yer butt!
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Quit hip-wagglin', ya floozy!
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I was asking Davis.
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Geez...
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They're not wrong.
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Okay, I want to
watch you walk.
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And I want you to find
a less creepy way
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to phrase that.
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I'm just analyzing
your bio-motion.
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Uh-huh...
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Interesting.
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Rapid pace.
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Rolled shoulders.
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And... squat.
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And we're
back to creepy.
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I'm not squatting
in public.
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It's for science.
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You look like
a dog pooping.
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And creepy becomes gross.
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Can I walk country now?
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Patience!
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To truly walk country,
you must learn them all--
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the Backwoods Boxstep,
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the Jealous Jaunt,
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the Hayseed Hip Thrust,
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the Poky Yokel.
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I'll never be able
to do all that.
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Believe in yourself,
Lacey-san.
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Walk on, walk off...
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Now, there's one thing
left to do--
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I've seen that movie,
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and I'm not
washing your car.
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Then there are
no things left to do.
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Unless you want
to paint my fence?
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Hang back a little.
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I'm doing this one
Emma-style.
273
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,370
By "Emma-style,"
you mean sweetly?
274
00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:08,591
Hey, Wanda.
275
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,592
What's up?
276
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,115
Howler subscription,
277
00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:12,508
that's what's up.
278
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,031
Maybe you'll
play this smart
279
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,119
and buy one.
280
00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,599
That's a nice doorbell.
281
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,645
Shame if you should
wake up one day
282
00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,169
and it don't
"bing-bong" no more.
283
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,347
Hey, whoa, do I amuse you?
284
00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,044
Am I your circus clown?
285
00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,655
Should I twist up
a funny balloon poodle
286
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,308
for your entertainment?
287
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,006
Hey, Emma,
288
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,443
have you heard Wanda's
Joe Pesci impression?
289
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,923
Sounds more like
Phyllis Diller
290
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,751
doing Joe Piscopo.
291
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:40,405
But seriously, Rheena.
292
00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:41,798
Rheens...
293
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,278
About the Howler...
294
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,235
A subscription?
295
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,149
Sign me up.
296
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,498
Okay, bye!
297
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,676
See?
298
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,634
You really
don't hear it?
299
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,114
...and then I was like
300
00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,811
"If you don't value
my authentic self,
301
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,509
you don't deserve
a third date."
302
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,251
Stay perfectly still
303
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,905
if you think I did
the right thing.
304
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,648
You're so supportive.
305
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,130
Get your
filthy wings off her!
306
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,481
You scared Edgar away!
307
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,351
Edgar?
308
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,657
Edgar Allen Crow?
309
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267
We're friends now.
310
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,792
So... you don't want
me to get rid of him?
311
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,445
No, he's a great listener.
312
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,969
Okay.
313
00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,013
Weird, but okay.
314
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,364
You know
what's weirder?
315
00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,453
You never thought of
"Russell Crow."
316
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,933
I did!
317
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,718
It was too obvious!
318
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,678
There, that should do it.
319
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,376
May I present
the Online Howler.
320
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,727
"Insert headline here"?
321
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,946
That's not
a very catchy lead story.
322
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,208
It's just a template.
323
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,688
You need to paste in
the stories you typed up.
324
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,515
Here?
325
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,472
Oop!
326
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:48,517
Where'd it go?
327
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,040
You just deleted
everything I did
328
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,520
over the last two hours.
329
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,435
...and template's finished.
330
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,479
Again.
331
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,307
Whoa, whoa,
you touch nothing.
332
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:57,918
I'll do the cutting
and pasting.
333
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,615
Which one do you
want to do first?
334
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,227
"Ragweed on the Rise,
Homegrown Terror!"
335
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,012
Bah, that's a little bland.
336
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,056
Bland?
337
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,144
It's got the word
"terror" in it.
338
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,232
Needs some spice.
339
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,973
"Agro-Armageddon!
340
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,758
Death in the Dirt."
341
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:13,150
Yeah, that's some pepper.
342
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,153
Should be
a "y" in that.
343
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,981
It's not "army-geddon."
344
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,114
...then my eczema flared up.
345
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,812
You're right,
it probably was the dairy.
346
00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:23,726
Whenever I have--
347
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,075
Hey, guys!
348
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,511
...I'll tell you later.
349
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,382
Peace offering.
350
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,426
I figured
351
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,993
all three of us
could hang out.
352
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,473
Hank, we're having
a conversation.
353
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,301
Great, what are we
talking about?
354
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,129
Girl stuff?
Bird stuff?
355
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,000
You know, in England,
it's the same thing.
356
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:39,394
It's a private conversation
between me and Cameron.
357
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,004
Cameron?
358
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,963
Oh! [laughs] I get it.
359
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,529
Okay, then.
360
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:47,663
Uh, guess I'll just,
uh, leave you to it.
361
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:49,534
Where were we?
362
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,668
Oh, right,
skin conditions.
363
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,889
And shuffle,
shuffle, shuffle.
364
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,239
Slower, shufflier...
365
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,110
Can I have my soup?
366
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,938
We've covered
shuffling, slouching,
367
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,113
and the scratch 'n' walk.
368
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,767
I'm ready to put 'em
all together.
369
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,116
Are you mad?
370
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,988
That's too much
to concentrate on,
371
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,773
and we all know you're not
a great multitasker.
372
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,340
Not a great multitasker?
373
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,689
What does that mean?
374
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,951
And why am I holding soup?
375
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,085
Lacey? Hello?
376
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,826
Oh, sorry, here you go.
377
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,392
Hey, Nate,
what can I get you?
378
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:29,096
Oh, well, if it
isn't Mr. Popular.
379
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,489
Thought you were hanging out
with your best friend, Karen.
380
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,403
Hmm?
381
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,797
Oh, you like this?
382
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,190
Swedish army knife.
383
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,757
It's like a Swiss army knife,
384
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,541
but instead of a nail file,
it has a "nagelfile."
385
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:44,198
You know, you are
a good listener, little faågel.
386
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:46,374
That's "bird" in Swedish.
387
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,941
Hey! Stop!
388
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,029
Thief!
389
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,118
Why, you little
gaärningsmannen...
390
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,815
Geez, I know a lot of Swedish.
391
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:56,601
...and that's how the Nazis
invented recycling!
392
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,386
I'm Oscar Leroy,
393
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,084
and that's
my Digital Two Cents.
394
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,390
You get all that?
395
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,175
I wouldn't say I get it,
but I wrote it all down.
396
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,524
Enough dithering.
397
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,265
It's time to share this
on-the-line newspaper
398
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,658
with the world!
399
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,616
Sure, do you want to do
a quick spell-check, or--
400
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,183
Publish.
401
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,316
I admire your passion.
402
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,231
I'd like to report
a robbery
403
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,710
perpetrated by your CFF.
404
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,321
CFF?
405
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,584
Your Crow Friend
Forever is a thief!
406
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,108
CFF... clever.
407
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,544
Calm down, Hank.
408
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,676
You're just jealous
409
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:28,851
because I'm friends
with Chad,
410
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:29,852
and you're not.
411
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,114
I'm not jealous, I--
412
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,463
Chad?
413
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,682
Chad Crowger.
414
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,118
Oh-ho-ho, good one.
415
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,859
But I'm serious,
he robbed me.
416
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,469
My prints
are all over that knife.
417
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,732
What if he kills someone
and frames me?
418
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,909
They don't call it
a "murder of crows" for nothing.
419
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,736
Whatever.
420
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,912
I don't appreciate you
421
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,088
spreading rumours
about my friend.
422
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,524
Your friend is a thief,
423
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,047
and I'm gonna prove it.
424
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,790
Have you read
the online Howler?
425
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,922
It's a riot.
426
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,271
Hey!
427
00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,056
"Save your heating bill,
Support Global Warming."
428
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,711
"Brexit is the most important
meal of the day."
429
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,234
That's my lunatic.
430
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,932
Wow, this trash
is even worse
431
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,455
than the original Howler.
432
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,371
But for some reason,
people love it.
433
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:11,546
Oh right.
434
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,113
People love trash.
435
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,636
This is
all Brent's fault.
436
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,465
Hey, Davis!
437
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,075
I've been doing
a little practicing,
438
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,556
and I've got
a surprise for you.
439
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,383
Is it cake?
440
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,906
Just watch.
441
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,256
Foot drag, slouch,
442
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,997
lazy turn, shuffle,
443
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:28,868
and...
444
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,478
Oh!
445
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,001
Not the Hayseed Hip Thrust!
446
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,046
Ooh...
447
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,049
Floozy down!
448
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,099
I can't believe you'd
help your own father.
449
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,318
You told me to.
450
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,580
How was I
supposed to know
451
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,321
the digital Howler
would be a runaway hit?
452
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,844
It's a hit?
453
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,368
My free paper-free paper's
a hit!
454
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,717
Rot in hell, Jeff!
455
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:53,675
Who's Jeff?
456
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:54,937
The paperboy,
I'm assuming.
457
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,200
Oscar, you're interfering
with our mission
458
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,636
to save the newspaper.
459
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,943
Shut. It. Down.
460
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,989
Dream. On. Woman.
461
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,077
Please?
462
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,034
Fine.
463
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,080
Dream. On. Please.
464
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,255
This isn't over.
465
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,520
Well, well, well.
466
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,479
It appears intimidation
doesn't always work.
467
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,786
Maybe it's time
we shift gears
468
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,745
and use a little of the old
Wanda Dollard intellect.
469
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,703
Get the door.
470
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:22,747
Right away.
471
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,489
Wow...
472
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,970
That chiropractor
was a-mazing.
473
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,624
So you're
all better now?
474
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,451
Yep.
475
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,582
Great.
476
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,802
Oh, look at these
beautiful walks.
477
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,196
Upright,
paced for success.
478
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,067
These are my people.
479
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,155
Merging!
480
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,331
Lacey, slow down!
481
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,071
Have I taught you nothing?
482
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,029
Oh!
483
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,987
On your left, Hayseed!
484
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,597
So how about this?
485
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,905
"Laser Eye Surgery
Gives Local Man Laser Vision,
486
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,385
says unnamed source."
487
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,516
What are you
talking about?
488
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,127
Headline for the next
Digital Howler.
489
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,128
We've got to start now.
490
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,259
Another one?
491
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,695
We just did one!
492
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,262
And we have to do one
every week
493
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,437
until the end of time.
494
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,004
To hell with that.
495
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,571
There's got to be
a more efficient way
496
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,355
to kill the paperboy.
497
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,966
You could put poison
in his--
498
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,359
Hang on, I'm not
helping you with that.
499
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,273
Look, for the last time,
500
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,622
the paperboy
is not your enemy.
501
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,710
Says you.
502
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:13,885
There's something shifty
503
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,975
about that nut-knocking
news-slinger.
504
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,193
So what, we're not
doing this anymore?
505
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,368
Nope.
506
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,980
The Online Howler
is officially dead.
507
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,505
This is a cease
and desist letter.
508
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,290
If you publish one more word
in the Online Howler,
509
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,685
the real Howler will sue you
for misrepresentation.
510
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,555
Okay.
511
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,384
We won!
512
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,212
How did you get
the cease and desist
513
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,605
so quickly?
514
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,519
I didn't.
515
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,781
This is my phone bill.
516
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:40,738
See?
517
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,611
Intellect over intimidation.
518
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,874
Threatening a lawsuit
isn't intimidation?
519
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,006
Okay...
520
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,747
but it's intellectual
intimidation.
521
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,661
Okay...
522
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,054
city walk.
523
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,101
Shoulders back, chest out,
heel-toe, heel-toe,
524
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,624
eyes forward, stick up butt.
525
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,669
Hey, I think
I'm getting the hang--
526
00:16:58,713 --> 00:16:59,627
Ah!
527
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,847
My back.
528
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,373
What are you doing?
529
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,591
Catching a thief,
530
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,853
claw-handed,
531
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,072
with this GoPro.
532
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,987
You mean CrowPro?
533
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,728
Geez, you're
obsessed with puns.
534
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:14,685
Here's the plan--
535
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,686
crow approaches,
536
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,645
lured by sexy
decoy girl crow,
537
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,777
flies into certified
crow-catching net,
538
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,084
where I attach the GoPro
to said criminal.
539
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,520
Crow flies back to nest,
540
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,306
providing video evidence
of the location of my knife.
541
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,047
All you're missing is an anvil,
542
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,223
and a tunnel painted
on the side of a cliff.
543
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,094
How are you going to attach
the GoPro to the crow?
544
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,835
Acme bird glue?
545
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,358
I've created
a custom harness that--
546
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,579
Hey, he took my GoPro!
547
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,841
Oh.
548
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,495
Awesome, he took my GoPro!
549
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,931
Hey, Nick!
550
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,280
Good news.
551
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,716
Suitcase?
552
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,630
Don't tell me
553
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,501
the Howler's
shutting down
554
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,763
and you're
moving away.
555
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:49,764
Shutting down?
556
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:50,852
Hardly.
557
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,419
We just had the best
week of our lives!
558
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:53,855
Really?
559
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,249
There was a huge surge
in out-of-town subscriptions
560
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,642
because of Oscar's
trashy online Howler.
561
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,341
It's got readers in high places.
562
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,343
Now some online rag is saying
563
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,607
I'm responsible for sea monsters
on the prairie.
564
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,174
Sea monsters?
565
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,480
I mean, do people just
make up whatever they want
566
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,742
and call it "news"?
567
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:12,917
Pretty much, yeah.
568
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,310
Unbelievable.
569
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,660
What a time
to be Prime Minister.
570
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,010
It's been a real boon
to the business,
571
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,578
so we're going
on a vacation to Greece.
572
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,102
But one good week
573
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,539
wouldn't cover
your annual losses.
574
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,975
What losses?
575
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,585
We own the building,
we've got plenty of supplies,
576
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,413
and the paper only costs
pennies to print.
577
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,849
Plus, we've always sold
corn liquor
578
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:32,937
out the back door.
579
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,287
That's off the record.
580
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,723
Bah...
581
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,855
I forgot to factor moonshine
into my calculations.
582
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,553
Hey, Emma,
thank Oscar for me.
583
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:43,513
I hope his digital paper
goes on forever.
584
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,428
Wow!
585
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,604
That chiropractor
was amazing.
586
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,867
Let's get out of here
and go home.
587
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,086
Sure, but maybe,
588
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,696
to get safely to the car,
589
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,307
we split the difference
between a country walk
590
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,656
and a city walk.
591
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,397
Suburban stroll?
592
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,139
All right!
593
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,013
So that's what
you've been up to...
594
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,059
Told ya it stole my knife.
595
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,931
Yeah, but look at
all my muffins!
596
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,193
He loves them.
597
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,543
He's not a he,
he's a she,
598
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,415
and she is using
your muffins
599
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,286
to build a nest
for her babies.
600
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,592
Aw...
601
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,811
So no one likes my muffins?
602
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,683
A true friend
would eat your muffin.
603
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:23,988
Amen, sister.
604
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,340
Ugh!
605
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,645
Oh, god,
not worth it.
606
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,739
I like my city walk,
thank you very much.
607
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,088
Yeah, I like it too.
608
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:38,177
It has a good pace.
609
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,656
It means I get
my food faster.
610
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,092
Well, then, why were you
making fun of it?
611
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,181
Pointing something out
612
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,226
doesn't necessarily
make it an insult.
613
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,097
Oh. Wow.
614
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,882
I really went
full Lacey on that.
615
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,753
Now that,
I was making fun of.
616
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,972
So, how about some lunch?
617
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,234
Back in a minute...
618
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,757
Pickle Lips.
619
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,194
Pickle Lips?
620
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,847
What does that mean?
621
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,850
And why is my voice all
echo-y and inside my head?
622
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,945
And... time.
623
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,512
20 seconds.
624
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:10,600
Nice.
625
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,298
Want my Howler?
I'm done with it.
626
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,387
Oh, I don't read
that drivel.
627
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,040
You-- wait, what?
628
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,652
Then why did we put in
all that effort to save it?
629
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,785
I use the paper
to make my thera-piñatas.
630
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:22,917
Your thera-- what?
631
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,441
Where are my pants?
632
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,443
On your legs, dear!
633
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,056
Oh...
634
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,667
Therapy Piñatas.
635
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,538
So you basically
whack Oscar with a stick.
636
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,497
And then eat candy.
637
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,455
Dad really is losing it.
638
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,675
He thinks the paperboy
is out to get him.
639
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,851
Hey, there is evil
in this world.
640
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,070
I know a crow
that's a criminal mastermind.
641
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,289
A crow took your knife.
642
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,856
That doesn't mean
it's evil.
643
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,994
No! Not the guy
in the black hat.
644
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,822
I said the old man
in the green hat!
645
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:01,216
Get it together, Sheryl!
646
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,877
♪ I don't know
647
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,532
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
648
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,972
♪ I don't know
649
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:21,236
♪ I just... don't know
650
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,458
♪ Ooh
651
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,894
♪ It's a great big place
652
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:29,113
♪ Ooh
653
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,593
♪ Full of nothin' but space
654
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,639
♪ Ooh
655
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,641
♪ And it's my happy place
656
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:37,165
♪ I don't know
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