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That'll be $5.75.
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Mm. Keep
the change.
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This is a five.
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You'll have
to forgive Hank.
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He failed math four times.
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I thought
it was three.
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See? Sad.
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Holy crap!
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Look at the size
of that spider.
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That's not a spider.
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It's just paint
peeling off the ceiling.
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Beside
the paint peel.
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Holy crap!
That is a big one.
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God, this place
is a dump.
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No offence, Phil.
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Have you ever thought
of renovating?
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I just finished!
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Blew the budget
on the new sign.
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Christmas was
nine months ago.
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Only three months
until the drink special.
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It's just so depressing
in here.
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You should host
an event or something
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to distract
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from how sad
this hovel is.
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You have
a very thick skin.
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What do you
mean by that?
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Phil's had events here before.
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Are these trained rats?
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Nope.
And they're off!
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Your chicken
looks sick.
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Are you
feeding her?
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There's a dish
of food right over--
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Where'd all
the food go?
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The best event
was the last one.
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Whoever gets
the most rats wins!
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Ahh! Rats!
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Maybe you could
host an event
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that is non-rat
related.
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Anything's possible.
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
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♪ You're so wrong
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So, Phil agreed to host
an event at the bar,
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if anyone is interested.
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Sure.
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-Why not?
-Go for it.
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Can I get
some crackers?
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"Go for it"?
Oh, no, no, no.
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If you think I'm gonna
take the lead on this,
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do all the work,
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and then beat myself up
when it all falls apart,
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you've got another thing coming.
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The only thing
I'd like to see coming
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are some crackers.
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So don't
take the lead.
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Why does anyone
have to lead anyway?
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We can form
a committee.
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Yeah. We'll all
just agree on stuff.
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Pfft. Ha!
Yeah, right.
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Good luck with that!
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Do what you want,
but count me out.
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All right.
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-Sure.
-Whatever.
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Crackers!
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So maybe this "committee"
should decide
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what kind of event
you're gonna have?
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Maybe a theme party?
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Sounds good.
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Theme party it is.
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You have to pick a theme
for the theme party.
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How about
retro night?
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-Nailed it!
-Retro party it is.
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"Retro" is anything
that's happened
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up until a minute ago.
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Be specific.
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Like, you know, maybe someone
suggests a '70s theme--
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'70s theme!
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'70s it is!
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This committee
stuff is easy.
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Easier than opening
these stupid crackers.
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Did you know
the average human brain
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weighs three pounds?
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Yes.
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Also, did you know
it's a myth
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that we can only use
10% of our brain?
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We actually use all of it.
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Oh, if we use all of it,
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then the part of Hank's brain
responsible for math
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must be missing.
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Hilarious.
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For your information,
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people learn and develop
at different times.
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I may not have been
smart in school,
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but now...
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my lobes
have cortexed
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and are set
for prime learning.
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You couldn't cortex your way
out of a wet paper bag.
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I wish we had a math test
right here, right now!
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I'd prove it!
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Okay. I can get an exam
from the school
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and we can solve this argument
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and entertain me
at the same time.
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Heh! Be careful
what you wish for, buddy--
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Wanda's setting up
a math test.
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Yeah,
and we'll see
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which one of you
is better.
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W-Which of us?
Whoa.
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Whoa, he's the one
who failed.
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Well, you
weren't exactly
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"A Beautiful Mind"
in high school either.
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As I recall,
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Hank got 49%,
you got 50.
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Yeah, but that 1%
is the reason why
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I'm a businessman,
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and Hank here
works with his hands.
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And why his shoes
are on the wrong feet.
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They're the only feet
I have, genius.
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This'll be sad
and fun at the same time.
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How was the soup,
Oscar?
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Fix your crackers!
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It's like solvin'
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a damn Chinese
thumb puzzle.
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Yeah!
I'll get right on that.
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I have a meeting
at the cracker company
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later today.
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Well, I guess
the only thing
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left to do
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is go home and dig out
the old hockey jersey.
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Why?
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For the '70s party!
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You know my go-to costume
for everything
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is Gordie Howe.
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Why don't you go
as someone else?
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People love
my Gordie Howe!
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I wouldn't
say "love."
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Move it, baldie!
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Claws off my cannoli!
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Everyone knows
you have to fight
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for position
at the dessert table.
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That doesn't
justify what you did
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to those people
in the corners.
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Gordie owns
the corners!
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This is
exciting!
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There are so many
costume choices
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for the party--
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Laverne and Shirley,
The Smothers Brothers.
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I was gonna suggest
Bert and Ernie, but...
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overdone.
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Why are your costume
ideas always duos?
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Well, we're partners.
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Yeah, but maybe, this once,
we'd keep our options open.
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Okay.
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Well, now there are
so many options,
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I don't know
where to start.
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Eyes on your papers!
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Wanda, have
you heard any--
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Shh, Lacey!
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We're in the middle
of exams!
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Not even gonna ask.
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I was wondering,
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has anyone
sent you an e-vite
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or anything
for the theme party?
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Nope. All I heard
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is that it had something
to do with 1970.
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That's the year
the Beatles broke up,
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so I assume that's the theme.
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Kind of mean-spirited,
but what the hell.
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Argh! This event
is already a disaster.
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No communication,
totally disorganized.
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But you know what?
Not my problem.
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Let someone else deal
with the mess, right?
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Ms. Dollard? Hank is
using his fingers to count.
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Am not!
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If you worms
don't straighten up,
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I'll have you kneeling
in a corner through lunch.
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Yes, Ms. Dollard.
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Hmm. Tempted to ask...
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Still not going to.
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Hey, Emma.
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We're looking
for costume ideas.
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Mind if we go through
some stuff in your garage?
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Sure. You're not
the first ones to ask.
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It's amazing how
your whole garage
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is organized by decade.
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Organization is
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what separates us
from the hoarders.
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The '70s shelf
is over there.
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Who is that?
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Doesn't look
familiar.
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A-ha!
There it is!
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Oscar?
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What the hell
are you doing?
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I took your advice
and changed my costume idea.
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I'm Bart Reynolds.
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-Who?
- Bart Reynolds.
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The actor from that movie, uh,
"Snooky and the Banjo."
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Wow...
Not even close.
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Just had to find
my old cowboy hat
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to complete
the costume.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go
make a sandwich.
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Ladies.
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That's a...
different look.
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Different
and kinda sexy.
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I'm gonna just go
with "different."
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So I tried to think
of individual costumes,
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but my mind kept
going back to duos--
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music duos.
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Simon and Garfunkel,
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Hall and Oates.
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Peter, Paul, and Mary
came to mind,
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but then I thought,
"Duh, that's the '60s."
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Then I came up with
the perfect costume.
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We go...
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as Eminem!
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He's an individual,
but also a candy.
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So... do you want
to be Slim Chocolate
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or Shady Peanut?
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Eminem wasn't around
in the '70s.
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But M&Ms were.
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Why are you
being so difficult?
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Is it because I keep eating
your granola
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and blaming it on mice?
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Don't change
the subject.
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I'm being "difficult"
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because I'm tired of us
being lumped together.
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We work together.
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We go to the bar together.
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Every time there's
a costume thing,
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we go as a duo.
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Not true.
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Last year,
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I went as an eagle
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and you were...
some kind of bug.
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We were "the birds
and the bees!"
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This year,
I want to go alone.
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Maybe as Wonder Woman.
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So what'll I be?
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Invisible jet?
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You're not getting it!
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I am doing
my own thing.
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Separate from you.
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And stop eating
my granola!
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Eating lunch,
are you?
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Nothing
gets past you.
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Well, look at that.
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Your hockey jersey
was in the load I washed.
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Maybe you should
wear this to the party.
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Nope. As much as
I respect Mr. Hockey,
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I'm liking my new
thing. Heh heh.
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But i-i-is Burt Reynolds
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really representative
of the '70s?
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He was in a disco movie
called Boogie Nights.
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If that's not the '70s,
I don't know what is.
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Do you need to wear
that fake moustache all day?
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Yep.
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I got the spirit gum
and the metal glue
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mixed up.
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Now you have
a noodle stuck in it.
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10-4...
foxy mama.
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I want you
both to know
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that you're a huge
disappointment to me.
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-What'd you get?
-You first.
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I got 50.
265
00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,475
I got 51. Boom!
266
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,781
Once again,
267
00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:43,261
the superior mind
reigns superiorally.
268
00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,350
Ah, don't take it
too hard, pal.
269
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,178
Just accept the fact
that I'm smarter.
270
00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,789
Oh, I accept it.
271
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,486
I also accept
the fact that...
272
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,575
I passed!
273
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:53,750
Whoo!
274
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,796
I'm not
a failure anymore!
275
00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,145
Well, let's
not go nuts.
276
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,450
Outta the way,
world!
277
00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,844
Egghead
comin' through!
278
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,934
Hey, Karen, is there
anything I can do
279
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,066
to help with
the theme party?
280
00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:06,633
Yeah, you
could... um.
281
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,808
Hey, Oscar.
282
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,592
What needs to be done
for the theme party?
283
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,289
How should I know?
Ask the committee.
284
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,682
We are the committee.
285
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,336
Isn't there a list
of things to do?
286
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,729
Maybe we should
just suck it up
287
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:16,947
and ask Lacey for help.
288
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,470
And have her
lord that over us
289
00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:19,776
for God knows
how long?
290
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:20,777
Not a chance.
291
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,692
Got any
better ideas?
292
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:23,780
Yeah.
293
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,826
Grab a pen
and some paper.
294
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,001
Uh, like I was saying,
295
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,655
we should do
everything by committee.
296
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,178
It's a piece
of cake.
297
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,615
Really? Do you have
someone doing decorations?
298
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,312
I'm sure
we'll get to that.
299
00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:37,489
Right. What about door prizes?
And selling tickets?
300
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:38,621
You getting
all this down?
301
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:39,927
Get her
to rant slower.
302
00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:42,582
Do you have an emcee,
by the way? Or music?
303
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,322
A safe-driving
program?
304
00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,066
Hey, Emma.
305
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,415
You look like
you've been pole-axed.
306
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:51,808
Everything okay?
307
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,027
I'm trying
to come to terms
308
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,247
with how physically
attracted I am to Oscar.
309
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,771
Whoa! I was hoping
you just couldn't find
310
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,555
the ramen noodles
or something.
311
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,165
Ever since
he changed his hair
312
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,124
and put on
that lip-duster,
313
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,692
I've had a powerful urge
to do things to him
314
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,737
that you only see on cable TV.
315
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,913
After 10 p.m.
316
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,306
You're married.
Just go for it.
317
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,960
I can't.We have
318
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,265
this comfortable
understanding
319
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,658
of what we expect
from each other
320
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,877
in our marriage.
321
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,443
If I act
on these thoughts,
322
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,924
it could destroy
our delicate balance.
323
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,360
Just what the hell
are you thinking?
324
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,449
Well...
325
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,712
Emma--!
326
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,540
That's... tricky.
327
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,542
That's disturbing.
328
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,111
Okay, how big's your bed?
329
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,593
Morning.
330
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,595
Morning.
What's in the box?
331
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,075
Not that
I need to know.
332
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,338
You're your
own individual.
333
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,687
Some costume stuff.
334
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,558
I also brought you
some granola.
335
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,604
Sorry I got
all snotty yesterday.
336
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,997
Sometimes
I need my space.
337
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,346
I get it.
338
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,956
I was just hoping
that one day
339
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,003
we'd win a "best duo"
costume prize or something.
340
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,004
Maybe one day.
341
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,309
In the meantime,
342
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,660
I have an idea that might
make us both happy.
343
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,011
You're not wearing
that, are you?
344
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,187
What's wrong
with the Flying Nun?
345
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,058
She was good,
kind-hearted...
346
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,756
celibate.
347
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,280
I was reading up on
this Burt Reynolds fella.
348
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,890
Apparently he posed
in the bare nude
349
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,109
for some magazine.
350
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,676
Didn't even
wear socks.
351
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,764
At least he should've
352
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,983
covered the business
parts with his hat.
353
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,593
Oopsy!
354
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,987
Heaven help me.
355
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,554
Why're you looking
at me like that?
356
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,121
I'm done looking.
357
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,949
Oh! Well, wait-- Ahh!
358
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,037
Whoa-ho-ho... Emma!
359
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,438
Hello, Officer
Frank Poncherello
360
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,789
from the '70s TV show
CHiPs.
361
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,007
Nailed it.
362
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,009
And hello to you...
363
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,228
Florence
Henderson.
364
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,316
I'm Hutch!
365
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,709
From Starsky and Hutch.
366
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,929
We both went as cops,
but from different shows.
367
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,323
So we're a duo,
but different duos.
368
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,716
Cool, huh?
369
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:59,283
Davis, uh, can I talk
to you for a second?
370
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,330
Looks like everything
got organized.
371
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,202
Yep, Lacey's rants
were angry and specific.
372
00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,377
Where is she, anyway?
373
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,770
I don't know.
374
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:08,945
Who are you?
375
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,381
Mascot guy
from Monopoly?
376
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,600
He's not
from the '70s.
377
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,080
Then I must not be him,
378
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,126
thereby cleverly side-stepping
any legal ramifications.
379
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,214
And what's with the, uh,
380
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,520
baby
in the vase?
381
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,653
Oh. The first test tube baby
was born in 1978.
382
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,090
I'm famous!
383
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,221
You the mother?
384
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,702
Maybe I'm the doctor,
you sexist jerk.
385
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,225
But no lab coat or anything?
386
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,272
Maybe I'm the mother,
you feminist jerk.
387
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,795
Einstein?
388
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,188
Oh, for
the love of--
389
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,016
What?
I passed my math exam.
390
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,452
I can dress as a genius.
391
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,933
We're all on the same
playing field now, Brent.
392
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,151
Same playing field?
393
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,587
If we were on a plane,
394
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,807
I'd be in first class,
drinking champagne,
395
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,200
and you two would be
396
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,897
in the last seat
of business class,
397
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,379
one thin polyester curtain away
from screaming babies
398
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,250
and two-year-old pretzels.
399
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,556
Yeah, but I'd have
the window seat.
400
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,298
You know, I might be
smarter at other things.
401
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,255
We could find out.
402
00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,691
I ran off
a couple other exams
403
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:00,910
while I was
at the school.
404
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,042
Oh, please.
405
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783
Like I'm not smarter
than Einstein--
406
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,002
Uh. Wait.
That didn't sound right.
407
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:06,873
What's the test?
408
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:07,743
History.
409
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,179
Ha! History.
410
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,746
It's just
yesterday's gossip.
411
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,008
Challenge accepted.
412
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,096
Hank beat you.
413
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,358
Woohoo!
414
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,752
Dammit. Einstein's
good at history?
415
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,320
I thought he was
a space and lasers guy.
416
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,191
...And suddenly she flew
across the room at me
417
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,845
like some kind
of, uh...
418
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,281
Flying nun?
419
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,631
Don't get me wrong,
i-it was nice,
420
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,330
but it was confusing,
since today isn't Tuesday.
421
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:32,159
That's the night
we usually wiggle and giggle.
422
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,551
Okay. Uh...
423
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,509
I'm just
guessing here,
424
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,684
but I think
425
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,425
that Emma was aroused
by your costume.
426
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,775
Or in that moment,
lack thereof.
427
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,646
She may have a thing
for the Bandit.
428
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,865
You think so?
429
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,388
I mean, I guess
you would know,
430
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,173
being dressed like
a woman and all.
431
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,392
I'm not a woman,
I'm Hutch.
432
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,481
From Starsky
and Hutch.
433
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,440
Oh. I thought you were
one of Charlie's Angels
434
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,921
from, uh...
what's that show?
435
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,098
Lacey, what are you
doing cleaning?
436
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,229
Aren't you coming
to the party?
437
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,796
The party's
actually happening?
438
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,319
Yes, why do you think
we're dressed
439
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,060
as a motorcycle cop
and a nun?
440
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,235
I assumed
the oven cleaner
441
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,628
was making me
hallucinate.
442
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,629
It does that
sometimes.
443
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,587
Get your costume.
Let's go.
444
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,894
I can't! I never thought
you guys would pull this off,
445
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,201
so I didn't
put together a costume.
446
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,029
Oh, brother. You need
to get over yourself.
447
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,726
This town
organized things
448
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,641
long before
you got here.
449
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:20,860
Ugh, you're right.
I'm sorry.
450
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,383
But I still don't
have anything to wear.
451
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,340
I have
a costume for you.
452
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,733
Let's go!
453
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,345
Oh, ho, ho!
454
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,086
This is the best night
of my life.
455
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,435
We're still tied.
456
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,394
I won the first test,
and you won the second.
457
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,786
So we take
one more test.
458
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,614
Why not?
I'm bored!
459
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,094
The baby's in the bath.
460
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,530
Why don't we settle
this another way?
461
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,184
Hey, how about
we armwrestle?
462
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,272
We should do a footrace.
463
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,057
Nope. It has
to be a brain test,
464
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,363
something you're both
lousy at, like geography.
465
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,408
How do you know
466
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,670
we're lousy
at geography?
467
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,150
What's the capital of Michigan?
468
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,586
The lake
or the state?
469
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,544
Oh! It's Wolverine.
470
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,112
This'll be a tight race.
471
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,679
Ah, I'll write you up
some questions
472
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,072
and give you each 15 minutes
473
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,074
to look at some maps
on your phones or whatever.
474
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,336
Agreed!
475
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,207
This is
all your fault.
476
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,644
Do you realize
what'll happen if Hank wins?
477
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,256
The world we live in
will no longer make sense.
478
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,433
Well... maybe if you get Phil
to make me another drink,
479
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,131
Momma will slide you
some test answers.
480
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,916
Cheating makes
losers of us all.
481
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,135
But me less than Hank,
482
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,485
so, Phil, another
baby bath over here.
483
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,791
This isn't
Wonder Woman.
484
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,488
I never said it was.
485
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,448
If you two
will excuse me,
486
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,406
I have a cowboy
to tend to.
487
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,407
Decorations,
488
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,322
food...
489
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,889
decade-appropriate
music...
490
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,977
A-ha!
491
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,023
You forgot
go-go dancers.
492
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,112
Mavis and Helen
volunteered,
493
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,549
but we politely
declined.
494
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,725
Oh. Guess you guys
didn't need me after all.
495
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,031
Gimme a drink, Phil.
496
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,336
Actually,
make it a double.
497
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,685
Make it two doubles.
498
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,732
Two double-doubles!
499
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,516
Hello,
Mr. Reynolds.
500
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,823
Or should I say
"Bandit"?
501
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,433
Don't you
"Bandit" me!
502
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,435
All that time we're
making sexy-sexy,
503
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,394
you're thinking about
some movie star?
504
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,438
I'm sorry.
505
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,744
I couldn't help myself.
506
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,094
But even though I was
thinking of someone else,
507
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,227
it was still you
that I was with.
508
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,837
I don't care about me.
509
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,970
What's wrong
with Gordie Howe?
510
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,146
So you're not upset
that I fantasized.
511
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,670
You're upset because of
who I fantasized about?
512
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,888
Damn right!
513
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,890
Six-time Art Ross
Trophy winner.
514
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,023
Most consecutive
20-goal seasons.
515
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,633
He's Mr. Hockey!
516
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,593
Whew. Um...
517
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,508
This is one of those
life-changing moments.
518
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249
Hank, I hope you're
not disappointed
519
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,163
when you find out--
520
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,033
Hank won.
521
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:31,947
What the hell?
522
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,861
I won?
523
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,168
I won!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
524
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,170
I'm smarter than Brent!
525
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,215
I'm a business-class
window!
526
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,522
Aah...
tough break, kid.
527
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,610
But how the hell--?
528
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,828
Didn't you--
529
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,178
I'm very confused.
530
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,527
I'm not staying here
531
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,529
when my wife would rather
sleep with Burt Reynolds
532
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,227
than Gordie Howe!
533
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,795
Now I'm confused
and grossed out.
534
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,671
Woo!
535
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,065
'Gratulations
on your party, Phil.
536
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,502
It's obvious no one
needs my help.
537
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,069
So from now on,
538
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940
I'm just gonna
sit it and zip it.
539
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,290
Look...
540
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,595
everything
we did tonight
541
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,163
came from a list
we made from your rants.
542
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,860
So-- So you're saying
543
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,950
I actually planned
this whole thing?
544
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:19,995
I didn't say that.
545
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,952
But that's
what you're saying.
546
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,084
I didn't say that.
547
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,346
But that's
what you're saying!
548
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,218
Am I talking loud?
549
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,436
Hell of
a night, huh?
550
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,003
Must be a real
knock in the 'nads
551
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,483
to find out
your dad's a perv
552
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,006
and you're stupider
than a stupid guy.
553
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,703
But you gave me
the answers.
554
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,053
And...
you still lost.
555
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,141
Ouch.
556
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,664
That's gotta sting.
557
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,013
It's too much to process.
558
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,841
You're gonna need
to cover my shifts at work
559
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:40,929
till I sort this out.
560
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,061
Who's gonna
cover my shift?
561
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,192
You.
562
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,064
You want me to do
double shifts?
563
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,022
I can't trust myself
to run the station
564
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,110
if I'm dumber
than Hank--
565
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,285
a guy who thinks
566
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,113
it's called
"Valentimes Day."
567
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,549
Okay, relax.
568
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,508
I gave you the wrong answers
to the geography test
569
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,726
so you'd lose to Hank.
570
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,033
What? Why--
Why would you do that?
571
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,644
Because! You were being an ass
about how much smarter you were,
572
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,385
and I wanted
to take you down a peg.
573
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,083
But if it means me
having to work double shifts,
574
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,259
then screw that!
575
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,957
So the Prime Meridian
isn't a Transformer?
576
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,176
It's the equator.
577
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,916
Why don't they
just say that, then?
578
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,136
Can I have
your attention, everyone?
579
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,572
We're going to start by--
580
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:19,141
Oh! And apparently Lacey
wants to say a few words.
581
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,188
Uh, I just wanted
to congratulate the committee
582
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,104
for doin' sush a good job
583
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,062
with all
the party preparations...
584
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,499
even though
I wasn't involved.
585
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,284
But... come on, huh?
586
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,763
Who're we kidding?
Right?
587
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,636
There is a reason
I'm dress-up as Wonner Woman
588
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,159
or whoever I am, right?
589
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,466
You know,
everybody has a gif--
590
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,123
All right,
who told Lacey?
591
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,039
I can't believe you
gave me fake answers
592
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,519
so Hank
could beat me,
593
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,956
if I may reiterate what
we were saying moments ago.
594
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,958
Not only did I have
to give you the wrong answers,
595
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,786
I also had to bump up
Hank's marks
596
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,659
in order for him to win...
by a lot.
597
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,183
Yeah, well, that does
make me feel better.
598
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,098
Still... look at
him out there.
599
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,926
I've never seen
him this happy.
600
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:08,277
Hey, you guys hear
I'm smarter than Brent?
601
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,409
Ha-ha-ha!
602
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,150
He's really smuggin' it up.
603
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,195
Better go out there
and bust his balloon.
604
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,501
As much as I'd like to,
605
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,677
I-I can't bring myself
to take this from him.
606
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,158
I heard Hank beat
you in the test.
607
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,637
No. Wanda gave him
extra marks.
608
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,596
He actually lost...
horribly.
609
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,902
Really? Ha!
Hey, Hank!
610
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,208
Guess what?
611
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,383
I thought you said
612
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,037
you couldn't
take this from him.
613
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,343
Yeah, I said
I couldn't.
614
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,909
I have no problem with
someone else doing it.
615
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,087
I have a few announcements
to make.
616
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,437
First of all,
617
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,396
just a reminder
that there's only 85 days left
618
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,442
until the Christmas Drink
special.
619
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:48,099
Also, the winner of the prize
for best costume is...
620
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,362
Won!
621
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,060
Who dressed as seven-time
gold medal winner
622
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,322
Mark Spitz.
623
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,542
Anyone have a sweater
I can borrow?
624
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,719
And the prize
for best duo costume goes to...
625
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,677
Davis and Oscar
626
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,027
as Burt Reynolds
and Loni Anderson!
627
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,333
I won!
628
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,378
Uh, wait...
629
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,554
I'm not Loni.
I'm Hutch.
630
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,251
Shut up. You won!
631
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,253
I did, didn't I?
632
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,341
I won!
633
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,429
Anyway,
634
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,865
thank you all
for coming out.
635
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,260
Oh, and can someone please
give Lacey a ride home?
636
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,392
I love you too...
637
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,616
I just wanted
638
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,401
to say again
how sorry I am.
639
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,750
Gordie Howe
640
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,534
was a good hockey player
641
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,101
and a stand-up guy.
642
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,363
Darn tootin'!
643
00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:37,366
I think I have a way
to make it up to you.
644
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,802
Emma!
645
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:43,198
I'm a big fan of Gordie,
but I'm not that big a fan.
646
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,678
Well, to be honest,
647
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,636
I'm a little relieved
to hear that.
648
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,855
Oh, whoa!
Whoa, whoa.
649
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,379
It, uh, doesn't mean
you have to take it off.
650
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:53,034
Uh, just turn out the lights
and come to bed.
651
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,428
Heh-heh-heh.
We'll pretend it's Tuesday.
652
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,778
I like the sound of that.
653
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:02,261
Watch the elbows.
654
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,572
♪ I don't know
655
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,922
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
656
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,450
♪ I don't know
657
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:20,148
♪ I just... don't know
658
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,327
♪ Ooh
659
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,720
♪ It's a great big place
660
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,330
♪ Ooh
661
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,245
♪ Full of nothing but space
662
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,334
♪ Ooh
663
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:36,378
♪ It's my happy place
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