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Would you like
to sample my new jam?
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What's the catch?
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No catch.
Free toast, free jam.
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Mm!
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Okay!
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Now, that is some zippy jam!
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You could set your watch
to this!
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Oh,
I'm so happy you all like it.
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I made it
with local wild berries.
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What are you trying to pull?
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Pull?
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People around here
don't take kindly
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to being tricked
into eating locally grown food.
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Locally grown is bad?
Of course.
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Because this town
doesn't have enough things
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that make no sense.
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What are you
throwing it away for?
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Wait, now you want the jam?
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No, but you could sell
it to out-of-towners.
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It's not local
for them.
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Ugh.
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"Move to a small town, Lacey.
It'll be fun, Lacey."
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Ugh, you...
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
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♪ You're so wrong
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I can't believe
as a farm community
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you're against eating
farm-to-table.
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Have you ever been
to a farm?
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That's no place
for food.
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Have you ever read a label
on processed food?
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The label tells you
what's in it.
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You just wrote "jam."
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Bit vague.
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I don't want to eat anything
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that hasn't gone to the city
first.
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Why does it have
to go to the city?
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The food doesn't come
out of the ground
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with labels on it.
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That's it!
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I'm not eating
another bite
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from this place
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unless I see the package
it was shipped in.
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As a vegetarian,
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I have to agree
with Lacey.
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But, uh, you're not
a vegetarian,
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so how are you going
to pull that off?
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I've been a vegetarian
for seven, no, eight days,
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so yeah, I know
what I'm talking about.
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The environmental impact
of the meat industry
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along with its economic...
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and I'm alone.
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Weird.
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This comic book's
main character
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is barely in this one.
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Maybe he isn't
the main character.
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Maybe it's more of an ensemble.
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Maybe
there's too many characters.
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Great, more characters.
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Hey, Davis.
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What's with the red welts?
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You get stung by
a bunch of bees?
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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I'm a beekeeper now.
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Just not
a very good one.
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So what's
the bee story?
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Unless it's a long story.
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A couple
of weeks ago...
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Boring!
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I was thinking about
getting a guard dog.
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Except
he's not home enough
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to keep a dog.
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So I got the
next best thing...
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guard bees.
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Except
that's not a thing.
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Plus, there are, like,
a thousand of them.
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More bang
for your buck.
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The only drawback
is this stupid wax.
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Hey, mind your bees' wax!
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You know there are easier ways
to get honey, right?
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Like walking halfway
down that aisle.
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Actually, we're out of honey.
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That delivery
hasn't come in yet.
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Geez, I didn't even
think about the honey.
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I got them strictly
for home defense.
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All right!
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I'm going to go home
and name them.
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I wonder
how many of them
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he'll name "Buzz."
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Hey, cool,
what's that?
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An iguanodon.
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Oh, I thought
it was a dinosaur.
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Hmm.
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"Lavender helps bees
produce honey."
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Oh, Jeeves,
you old stuffed shirt,
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you've done it again!
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Okay, you guys
like lavender so much?
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Go get it!
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Aah! Aah!
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Heel!
Heel, boys!
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Sit!
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Less... stingy... ways
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to increase...
honey... production.
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"Use more bees."
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Oh.
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How do I get more bees?
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Now, everyone,
find a partner, cozy up,
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and get beezy...
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and remember,
always use protection.
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No!
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Don't use protection.
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That'll be $10.50.
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Hey, how much for the candle?
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It's not a candle, genius.
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It's a gob of wax
shaped like a dinosaur.
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Too bad.
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I'd definitely pay
way too much money
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for something like that.
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Get your beeswax
dinosaur candles!
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These are great.
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Can you make
a triceratops
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with three wicks?
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Can I?
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Does an ankylosaurus
have a club tail?
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It does,
and I can.
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I need more wax.
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I can't.
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It's sexy time,
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and I don't want
to disturb the bees.
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So that's how it is?
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The first glob is free,
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then whammo,
I'm hooked?!
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Oops.
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My bees aren't getting busy!
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Wonder what the problem is.
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Oh,
Your Highness...
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thank you for allowing me
into your boudoir.
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Do you think
you're ready
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for this
royal jelly?
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You know I am.
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Aah!
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The giant floating head
is back!
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Every man
for himself!
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Get back here.
Protect your queen!
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Up yours!
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Thanks
for the pollen block,
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jerk face.
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Nah, I can't be the problem.
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I have a sexy face.
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Mm.
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Hey, what's today's special?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I didn't want
to assume.
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Those could be your own
personal burgers.
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Jughead may have phoned in
an order.
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This burger
is delicious.
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Almost makes up
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for you trying to poison us
this morning.
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She did what?
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Well, that's interesting,
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because what you're eating
is local beef!
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But you all
just liked it.
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Come on, Oscar,
take one more bite.
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Not on your life.
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I'll take his.
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No son of mine is
going to eat local!
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I'll pass on
the burgers too.
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I'm not sure if I
mentioned this...
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You have.
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I'm a vegetarian,
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so, I'm choosing to have
a delicious legume medley.
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Malicious
legroom melody?
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I said "delicious
legume medley."
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That makes
less sense.
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You know,
I do have vegetarian options
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on the menu.
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All right,
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I'll have one of your
vegetarian options.
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Actually, we're all out.
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My deliveries
haven't shown up today.
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That's weird.
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I haven't gotten my
deliveries today either.
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Hey, Hank,
want the lunch special?
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I have no time for specials,
Lacey.
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Carlene is missing.
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Oh, no!
That's terrible.
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Who's Carlene?
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How long
have you lived here?
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She's the cow
from Lawson's farm,
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and she's not at her post.
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Well, I don't remember
seeing any cow,
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and I was just up at Lawson's
yesterday
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buying this...
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beef.
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Oh, my God,
we're eating Carlene!
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Why do I even try?
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The real question is...
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why would you kill
Carlene?
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Hey, what the...?
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Is that honey?
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The wax is gone!
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Why would someone
steal my beeswax?
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Karen!
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To the garden, quick!
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There's been a wax theft!
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Possible guard bees down.
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Guard bees down!
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And bring
some walkie-talkie cleaner.
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Where'd you get
all that wax from?
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Oh, interesting story.
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I stole it.
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Wow, you spin
a hell of a yarn.
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I put Davis'
bees to sleep
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using a smoker
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and took it all.
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It's his own fault
for getting me hooked.
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Yeah, seems fair,
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provided I'm not
affected in the least.
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Hey, since when
is our mop a rake?
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Where's all the strings?
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Quit complaining.
Free rake!
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Okay, sure,
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these burgers are most likely
made of Carlene...
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But they're
already made,
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and everyone said
they were delicious.
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She was just
a cow, Hank.
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She wasn't just a cow, Lacey.
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She was Carlene.
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The cow.
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Hang on,
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that's why
we haven't got our deliveries.
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You're serving up our road sign.
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I'll probably
regret this question,
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but what are you talking about?
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All the truckers know
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the fastest way
into Dog River
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is to take
Rural Route 9
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and turn left
at the cow.
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No cow means
no deliveries.
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That makes no sense.
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Nor does your dad
showing up in sweatpants,
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and yet, here he is.
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They're stretchy,
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and I got work to do.
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I don't mean to trick
you again, Oscar,
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but you do know those
are Carlene burgers?
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Of course!
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Why do you think
I'm wearing my revenge pants?
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For 13 years,
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I've been waiting to get back
at that stuck-up cow.
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Moo.
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I said...
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Moo!
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Why, you stuck-up...
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I've never been so insulted.
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So you're spite-
eating Carlene
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because she didn't
moo back at you?
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See?
She gets me.
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Well, if we're all
eating burgers again...
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Okay,
what the hell?
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They're all mine!
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This is personal.
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I'm starting
to question
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the guarding
abilities of my bees.
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They couldn't even
guard their own wax.
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Well, bees were a weird choice
for home security.
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All it takes to get past them
is a smoker.
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Wait a minute.
270
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,731
I know who
took my wax!
271
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:18,949
I'm on to you.
272
00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,168
No,
you're not,
273
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,604
and I don't know
what you're talking about.
274
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,650
How's it going, Zeke?
275
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,914
Get yourself a fresh
new pack of smokes?
276
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,394
Yeah, and a
dinosaur candle.
277
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,440
This isn't
about candles.
278
00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,615
It's about wax,
279
00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:35,705
and you're the biggest
smoker in town.
280
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,882
Admit it,
you stole my wax!
281
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:39,753
I don't know
what you're...
282
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,364
You sadistic son of a bitch!
283
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:45,585
There's a toasty corner in Hell
for wax thieves like you!
284
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,586
Thanks, Wanda.
285
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,023
You're coming with me.
286
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,502
Hey, Zeke.
287
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,026
Come on!
288
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,070
We really need
to figure out
289
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,637
this Carlene situation.
290
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,073
I'm hungry,
291
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,858
but I can't trust
the food in town.
292
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,511
Why don't you eat the
food in your house?
293
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,948
I don't know
how long it's been there.
294
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,471
I'm worried
it's all turned local.
295
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,646
We should just
put another cow
296
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,039
in Carlene's spot.
297
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,650
That'd be confusing
slash-disrespectful.
298
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,825
How about a goat?
299
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,567
What?
No one turns at a goat!
300
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,658
Have you ever turned
at a goat?
301
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,529
All right, listen up.
302
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,183
In loving memory of Carlene
303
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,490
and not wanting her meat
to go to waste,
304
00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:24,275
I give you
the best way to honour her...
305
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,537
a chili wake.
306
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,020
It's what Carlene
would've wanted,
307
00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,675
if cows could want things.
308
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,155
Don't take
a bowl!
309
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,765
Take a little bite
and move on.
310
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,028
The rest is
between me and her.
311
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,335
Oscar, there's plenty
of Carlene for everyone.
312
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,771
Then let me at 'er.
313
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,208
You're not the only one
with four stomachs, Carlene.
314
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,254
Getting plenty
tired of that game!
315
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,690
Tough noogies,
jackass.
316
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:48,778
She's mine!
317
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,783
Bet you wish you
could moo at me now!
318
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,178
You know, Oscar,
319
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:59,049
weird pointless grudge
or not,
320
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,703
it isn't healthy
for one human
321
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,487
to eat an entire cow.
322
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,924
You're pretty preachy
323
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,577
for someone who's
been a vegetarian
324
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,275
for eight days.
325
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,798
Nine, actually.
326
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,147
Well, maybe not.
327
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,322
I accidentally
swallowed a bug
328
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,889
when I was out
roller-blading.
329
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,586
Not sure what
the rule is on that.
330
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,632
Well,
if we're not getting deliveries,
331
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,547
I guess I have to go to the city
332
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,722
and get other food
333
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,942
that probably came
from around here,
334
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,248
then went there,
was processed,
335
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,902
and packaged
to come back here.
336
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:26,903
Yeah!
337
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,470
Go get
packaged food!
338
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,429
Pack-aged food!
Pack-aged food!
339
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,909
Pack-aged food!
340
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,389
Pack-aged food!
341
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,912
Pack-aged foo...
342
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,306
oh, I thought
we were going longer.
343
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,701
At least
I got one jar of honey
344
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:42,876
out of this harvest.
345
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,573
I thought nobody
wanted local food.
346
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,358
Way ahead of you,
partner.
347
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,755
Hey, Davis, call off your bees!
348
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,148
Down, boys!
Down!
349
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,192
Hey, uh...
350
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,541
I was thinking,
351
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,718
maybe you two should
go to Carlene's corner
352
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,154
to direct
traffic into town.
353
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,155
How do we know
354
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,504
which cars
want to come to town?
355
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,941
Uh, stop every car
and ask them?
356
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:05,855
Duh.
357
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,161
That sounds like a lot of work.
358
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,640
Karen, you do it.
359
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,992
I wish I could help you, Hank,
but I'm a vegetarian now.
360
00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:13,558
What's that got to
do with anything?
361
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,777
Just putting it
out there.
362
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,126
You want traffic
directed?
363
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:16,997
You do it.
364
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:17,867
Yeah?
365
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,304
Dog River is that way!
366
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,567
Hey, slow down, lead foot!
367
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,532
I...
368
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:31,576
said...
369
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,839
slow...
370
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,971
down!
371
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,889
Why is he making
those noises?
372
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,935
Shh.
Let him have this.
373
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,199
Ha!
374
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,200
Take that...
375
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,812
cow!
376
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,858
Okay...
377
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,164
so I'm starting
to see Karen's point.
378
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,472
Revenge-eating that much meat
can't be good for anyone.
379
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:00,997
Hello?
380
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,651
Hey,
I'm just calling to see
381
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,870
if you've been able
to find your way out of town
382
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:04,740
without Carlene
as a landmark.
383
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,785
Yup, I'm fine.
384
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,525
I'm just pulling
into the city now.
385
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,049
Get out of my lane, hipster!
386
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,442
Uh-oh!
387
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,096
There's a teen gang
being rude and inconsiderate.
388
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,968
I've got to go.
389
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,578
Yup, sounds like
the city, all right.
390
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,754
I'll take one of your
wax dinosaur candles.
391
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,625
Hmm,
I guess we're all out.
392
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,366
What kind of gas
station is this?
393
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,846
The kind that sells gas.
394
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,588
Wax candle dinosaur station
is down the road.
395
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,853
How far
down the road?
396
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,376
I didn't...
397
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,335
it's not far.
398
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,687
Listen...
399
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,949
everyone thinks
I'm in the city
400
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:40,994
picking up supplies,
401
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,386
but what I've learned is,
402
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,953
if they don't know
it's local,
403
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,737
it doesn't make
a difference.
404
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,782
So can you promise me
405
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,828
you're going
to keep this between us?
406
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,134
I can promise you
I couldn't care less.
407
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,919
Good.
Do you have fresh mushrooms?
408
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,790
The freshest!
409
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,139
Ugh...
410
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,273
Wow.
Maybe that's too fresh.
411
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,144
You want some carrots?
412
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,974
I want some Dramamine.
413
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,847
Uh, why is this wet?
414
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,936
Best guess,
donkey urine.
415
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:10,937
Worst guess...
416
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:11,981
No, no.
417
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,287
I'll take
your best guess.
418
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,770
Must keep...
eating...
419
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,904
prove point to...
420
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,123
dead cow...
421
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,517
Okay, we've got
to do something.
422
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,388
He's still
working his way
423
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,519
through that chili.
424
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:29,607
Be a long time
425
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,783
'til it works its way
through him.
426
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,959
Oh, God.
427
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,699
He's getting
a meat rash.
428
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,918
What can we do?
429
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,572
Why don't we make him
some lentil chili,
430
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,139
and just tell him it's Carlene?
431
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,314
He'll never know.
432
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:41,663
Probably can't even
see straight.
433
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,317
Well, that was
pretty obvious.
434
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,580
I should have been able
to figure that out.
435
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,755
But you didn't.
436
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,365
You needed
a vegetarian.
437
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,324
I don't anymore.
438
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,676
These scented candles
smell like mop water.
439
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,939
When I lit mine,
the flames went so high,
440
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:57,940
it burned my house down.
441
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,333
We want our
money back!
442
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,378
You can't return
a used candle.
443
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,206
This isn't Amish Walmart.
444
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,687
Okay, how about this,
how about this?
445
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,167
Instead of refunds,
446
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,083
I continue to sell you gas
at a reasonable price.
447
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,697
Majority rules.
448
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,481
We accept your terms.
449
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,961
But my house
burned down!
450
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,745
Your house was a dump.
451
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,882
Boy, it's sure
beautiful out here,
452
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,580
and smell that
fresh country air.
453
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,105
Ugh!
454
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,367
Does it always
smell like this?
455
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,368
Nope.
456
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,804
Sometimes
it gets pretty rank.
457
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,501
But your produce
is organic?
458
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,851
Yup.
Zero pesticides.
459
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,723
Oh!
Heh!
460
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:42,854
Ooh!
461
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,334
Ooh...
462
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,335
Ew!
463
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,336
Aah!
464
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:48,512
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
465
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,952
Did that really
just happen?
466
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,910
They call it
the food chain,
467
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,694
not the friend chain.
468
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,873
I don't care
about your life of crime,
469
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,658
but I'm kiboshing
your candle crap.
470
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,965
It's causing me
nothing but grief...
471
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,663
and you're buying me
a new mop...
472
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:09,969
and not for my birthday.
473
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,319
I'm getting you jack squat
for your birthday.
474
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,190
Now what the hell
do I do with all this?
475
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,626
Fitzy,
476
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,020
if we don't act fast,
the town is going to starve.
477
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,891
Don't be the mayor
that let that happen.
478
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,371
No one is going to starve.
479
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,807
Okay, but, you know...
480
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,027
several deliveries
might be delayed a bit,
481
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,768
and it'll be
on your head!
482
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,075
I don't want people
to think I'm irresponsible.
483
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,033
I guess the only
logical thing to do
484
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,079
is to drain the town's
emergency relief fund
485
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,950
to commission
a statue of Carlene
486
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,908
so people will know
where to turn again.
487
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,302
Well, you two moops
just hit the jackpot.
488
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,695
It just so happens
489
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,914
that I'm building
a life-sized statue of Carlene
490
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,177
at this very moment.
491
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,048
Very tasteful and respectful,
492
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,919
with a memorial string
in her head...
493
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,053
and it'll only cost
one emergency relief fund.
494
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,664
Holy macaroni!
Talk about luck!
495
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,015
Oh...
I've got to say,
496
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,104
your farm
is the cleanest!
497
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,671
We take pride in that here.
What can I get you today?
498
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,369
I'd love
some chicken breasts.
499
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,457
Are they free range?
500
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,588
You bet they are.
501
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,068
Here's one now.
502
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:09,680
Come on!
503
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,335
I know.
504
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,685
Amazing they can scoot around
with no head like that.
505
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,296
Anyhoo, want some milk?
506
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,645
It's still warm and thick.
507
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,473
I really, really don't.
508
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,782
Quick question...
509
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,002
how long does this nightmare
usually take?
510
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,308
She'll be free-ranging
around here
511
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,484
another five or ten minutes,
512
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,051
but if you need to go...
513
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,443
You had them
in packages?
514
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,662
Why didn't you just
give me
515
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,272
one of those packages?
516
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,578
Didn't know
you were in a rush.
517
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,493
Argh!
518
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,975
Well, it's official.
519
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,542
I'm out of the bee game.
520
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,935
They just weren't making
enough honey,
521
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,197
so I had
to let them go.
522
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,546
I thought somebody
stole them.
523
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,592
Yes.
They were stolen.
524
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,159
So I had
to let them go...
525
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,508
emotionally.
526
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,900
That's too bad...
527
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,033
and after you made
all those signs.
528
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,952
That's it!
Signs!
529
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,910
I don't get why someone
would steal your bees.
530
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,042
I know.
531
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,436
What would you even
do with stolen bees?
532
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,221
Hey, you want to buy a bee?
533
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,831
Ow! Ouch!
534
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,182
They make great... ow...
pets! Ouch!
535
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,313
Dammit.
536
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,533
Psst!
Got any wax?
537
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,492
It's working!
538
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,755
He's eating the lentil chili!
539
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,801
What?
Lemon jelly?
540
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:27,845
Uh-oh.
541
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,760
He heard us...
kind of.
542
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,240
Excuse me!
543
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,763
I'd like
to make an announcement.
544
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,765
You were right.
I was wrong.
545
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,245
Local is gross!
546
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:39,161
It's better not to know
where your food comes from.
547
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,338
From now on, everything in here
comes from the city
548
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,385
in a clean,
brightly coloured box.
549
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,345
You don't want
that, Oscar!
550
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,346
It's local!
551
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,652
Are you crazy?
552
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,219
That lemon jelly
553
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,090
was the tastiest part
of that cow!
554
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,352
Boom!
555
00:18:56,396 --> 00:19:00,443
That was actually 100%
vegetarian lentil chili.
556
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,053
What? How dare you?
557
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,709
Oh, geez...
I don't feel so good.
558
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:06,971
I got lentil poisoning.
559
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,974
Oh, please, the chili is fine.
560
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,454
This is my second bowl.
561
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,152
Uh, Karen?
562
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,110
The lentil chili
is over there.
563
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,592
You're eating Carlene.
564
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:24,946
Geez, bad week to be mopless.
565
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:30,604
And now the unveiling
of our new wax Carlene.
566
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,997
It's not as big
as we thought it'd be.
567
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,347
Don't worry,
everyone.
568
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,044
I called all the
delivery people
569
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,263
and told them
to turn left
570
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,221
at the tiny wax cow...
571
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,222
which I see now
572
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,919
was a total waste
of my time.
573
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,008
Wait, that's Carlene!
574
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,967
We thought we ate you!
575
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,317
Sweet, beautiful Carlene!
576
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,798
Oscar was right.
577
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,929
You're a jerk.
578
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,845
But if we didn't
eat Carlene,
579
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,151
who did we eat?
580
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,588
You folks ate Marlene.
581
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,155
No!
582
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,765
Not Marlene!
583
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:05,029
Moo!
584
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:10,209
Oh, Marlene,
you're the best.
585
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,688
As long as I'm around,
586
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,430
no one's ever
going to eat you.
587
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:15,779
No!
588
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,348
Marlene!
589
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,006
Holy hell!
A talking cow!
590
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,229
So things are back to normal,
591
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,882
now that Carlene
is back at her post?
592
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,144
Things are better
than normal.
593
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,233
I just talked Fitzy
594
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,843
into buying some signs
for directions.
595
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,279
We ordered them
from the city.
596
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,412
Oh, I thought it was just
food we don't buy local.
597
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,456
Don't worry.
598
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,153
As soon as
those new signs show up,
599
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,244
we won't have to buy
anything local ever again.
600
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,768
Hmm...
601
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,639
directions say turn left
at the tiny wax cow,
602
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,816
but that's clearly
a normal-sized meat cow.
603
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,601
Guess I'll just keep
right on driving.
604
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,472
Wait!
This is her!
605
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,299
This is
the right...
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