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I'll tell you
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who could use
an image consultant.
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You know, neither of us
was inside your head
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for the first part
of that.
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Aliens.
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I see.
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Foreign people,
or the outer space kind?
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The outer space ones.
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All you ever see
in movies
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is them
attacking Earth
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and frying people
with lasers.
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That's not true.
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They're often shown simply
abducting and probing.
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That's better?
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Give me a probing
over a frying any day.
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You're both
missing my point.
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I'm sorry.
Not used to you having one.
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There's probably
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hundreds
of planets out there,
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so they can't all
be monsters and maniacs.
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How come you never see
good aliens?
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Like Superman?
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E.T.?
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Starman? Cocoon?
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ALF?
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Oh, yeah.
Forgot about those ones.
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Is someone going
to pump our gas?
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We don't have time
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to stand around
all day doing nothing.
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We're not
doing nothing.
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We're talking aliens.
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Ooh...
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I love that movie.
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Paul Reiser
is under-appreciated.
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Everyone's listing off
friendly aliens,
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but I can only think
of mean ones.
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Alien...
Predator...
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Predator
fought Alien,
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so one of them
must be good.
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Superman fought Batman,
and they're both good.
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The movie was bad.
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Batman breaks the
law all the time.
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Breaking the law
doesn't make someone bad.
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You ever hear
of Jean Valjean?
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Kickboxing Time Cop?
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Okay, let me update
my reference.
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You ever see Breaking Bad?
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That's got "bad"
right in the title.
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Okay, you're all set.
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Already?
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I wanted it
filled.
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Yeah,
that's all there is.
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Looks like the underground tank
is empty.
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So... that'll be 37 cents.
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Mork!
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♪ You think
there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
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♪ You're so wrong
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Lacey, what's in the soup?
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I could write out
the recipe
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if you like it.
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I hate it.
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Oh... well,
I won't bother, then.
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It's got little stones in it.
See?
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Okay, gross.
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Roll your tongue
back in your skull.
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Those aren't stones,
that's quinoa.
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Keen-what?
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It's just
small, round,
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kind of
granular little...
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Pebbles?
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Grain!
It's a type of grain.
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I just decided
to shake things up a bit.
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We don't like
our soup shaken.
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We like our soup
like it's always been...
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rock free.
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They're not rocks!
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What the hell's
going on?
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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The tanks ran dry.
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I hope you'll do me
the honour
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of over-reacting to this.
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The tanks?
The underground tanks?
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No, the Sherman tanks
I brought home
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from World War II.
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What kind of an idiot jackass
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lets his gas station
run out of gas?
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You're just a station now.
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Change the sign
from Corner Gas
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to Corner Nothing.
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"Come into the Nothing Station
and buy some red-hot Nothing."
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Jackass.
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Mm, all good suggestions.
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Look, I just forgot
to get the order in on time.
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The next truck will be around
in two or three days.
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You have any idea
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what can happen
to a gas-less town
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in three days?
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It'll be like some kind
of post-apocalyptic,
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fuel-starved
hellscape,
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like in that movie.
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Frozen?
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You know the one I mean,
smart guy.
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Mmm...
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Whoo!
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Glibish olgish!
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Sorry, what?
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I said, give us your gas!
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What the hell
did you think I said?
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"Glibish olgish."
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You probably need
a bigger mouth hole.
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A hundred dune-buggies
pull up to a gas station,
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and you can't figure out
what we want?
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Could've been soda.
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I'd love a soda.
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Shut up, you!
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So the apocalyptic future
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is still
you yelling at me,
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only shirtless?
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Where are you going to find
a shirt in the apocalypse?
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I think we'll survive
a couple days with no gas.
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Oh, sure.
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Total la-di-da
attitude.
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No sense of
responsibility.
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It's time I taught
you a lesson.
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Now?
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You never taught me
anything growing up.
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You wait 'til I'm 40?
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That's a lot of corn.
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Whatcha got planned,
something stupid?
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Something genius.
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Town's out of gas,
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so I'm going
to make my own fuel
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by boiling up this corn.
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Going to make a zillion bucks.
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Off the 400 people
who live here?
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A jillion bucks,
then. Whatever.
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Just ring it up.
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Hank,
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there's more to making ethanol
than just boiling corn.
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Oh, let me guess...
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one of the 7,000 courses
you took in college
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was Corn Gas 101.
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Quite a fascinating process,
actually...
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biomass pre-treatment,
enzyme extraction,
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cellular hydrolysis...
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As if you could actually do it.
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You're damn right
I could do it!
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It's just that the
fermentation process
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takes a long time, so...
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Oh, you backpedaling now?
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'Cause I know
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where there's some stuff
already fermenting.
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Okay.
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You get the fermenting stuff,
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and I'll go set up
my kid's chemistry set,
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and then we'll see
which one of us is the genius,
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and which one of us
is the idiot named Hank.
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Deal!
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Hi, Hank.
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Heh-heh.
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I can get her
to do anything
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just by saying,
"as if you could."
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What?
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Oh, yeah, you weren't
here for the whole...
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I was saying that...
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I don't have
time for this.
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Okay.
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I kind of like
this "no gas" situation.
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Means we can't patrol the town.
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Nothing to do but hang tight
and let the crime come to us.
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I'm bored.
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Maybe we should do
a foot patrol!
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Maybe that's the
stupidest idea
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of all time.
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Stupider than when you tried
to kiss that badger?
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It wasn't a badger.
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Mmm...
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Oh, yeah, that
was a badger.
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Why was I
kissing a badger?
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That was the question
we all had,
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and why did you need
lip balm?
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So I tell Brent
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the town's going
to fall apart,
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and he just shrugs
like a big, dumb lump.
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Honestly, how did we end up
with such a lazy son?
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Guess we'll never know.
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Grab a shovel.
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You're closer.
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What is this stuff,
anyway?
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Sauerkraut...
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or it will be,
once it's done fermenting.
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That kid of ours
needs to learn
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he can't stand around
all day
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with his thumb
up a comic book.
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Look, you retired,
and the gas station is his now.
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Let him run it his way.
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The old ways
aren't always the best.
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Says the woman
burying cabbage in the dirt.
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Why are we making
our own sauerkraut anyway,
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like German cavemen?
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Because the old ways
are the best.
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You can buy this stuff
for two bucks a can.
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Ha!
A buck eighty.
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This'll show her.
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Hello?
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I want to buy something,
if anyone even works here.
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Ha! Typical.
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I could rob this place blind,
and...
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hmm....
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What the hell?
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Hi, Brent.
How's it...
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hey, where's
all your groceries?
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No clue.
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Maybe there was some
kind of food rapture
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and it's all up
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in convenience
store heaven.
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Fie!
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Whence came
this contemptible heap?
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Hey, King,
they've got Mars bars!
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Mmm...
way ahead of you, spaceman.
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No, that can't be right.
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The devilled ham is gone too.
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Hello, my boy, I...
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Well, hold the phone.
What has happened here?
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Ah, I see.
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The criminal mastermind
returns to the scene.
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This is terrible.
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No food and no gas?
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Maybe now it's time to...
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oh, I don't know... panic?
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Yeah, most experts agree
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that panic is the best reaction
in any crisis,
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but just so we're clear,
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you're saying
you didn't pinch my groceries
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to teach me
some stupid lesson?
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I most certainly did not,
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and furthermore,
I resent the instigation.
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Good day to you.
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I hate this foot stuff.
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It's called "walking."
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I miss the car.
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That's where all the
fun cop gizmos are.
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Loudspeaker,
siren, shotgun...
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Let's not consider
the shotgun a "gizmo."
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Karen, Davis, what's
going on around here?
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There's no gas
at the gas station,
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and now,
there's no food.
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Are we in
the end times?
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End times?
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End times?
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That doesn't
sound good.
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Here.
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Hey, where's all
your stuff?
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I have reason to believe
my dad stole it,
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even though
I have no hard proof.
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Lots of soft proof.
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Why would he do that?
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I'd say "lunatic"
probably the best bet.
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Pffft!
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There's a toe in my coffee!
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It's not coffee, it's soup.
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You brought me a coffee cup
full of toe soup?
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It was a bean.
Honestly...
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you feel something unexpected
in your mouth,
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and your first thought is "toe"?
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Beans and toes
have a very similar shape.
268
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,490
My tongue doesn't have eyes,
Lacey.
269
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,448
This town is killing me.
270
00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,363
I tried one little change
to the vegetable soup
271
00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,756
and everyone hates it.
272
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,801
What do you think?
273
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,411
I'm not a good judge.
274
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:05,414
I'm still a bit traumatized
by the toe thing.
275
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,466
Urgh...
276
00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,381
Damn raccoons are back.
277
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,253
Where's my B.B. gun?
278
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:19,820
Ow!
279
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,734
Ow! Ow!
280
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,344
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
281
00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:23,954
End times?
282
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,087
What is that,
a biblical thing?
283
00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,656
Hold up, let's
rest a minute.
284
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,484
This town must be
half a mile across.
285
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,748
We should do this more often.
It's...
286
00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,792
hang on...
287
00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:40,231
What do we have here,
Little Miss Breaking Bad?
288
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,059
Am I getting
a blister?
289
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,670
Sorry about
the soup thing.
290
00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,497
Bah, forget it.
291
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,629
Can I get a
chili cheese dog?
292
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,456
Nope.
293
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,457
We're all out of food.
294
00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,719
Out of food?
295
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,591
Word got out about your place
being empty,
296
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,549
and everyone got panicky.
297
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,637
They bought me
out of everything.
298
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,640
Even hot dogs?
299
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,077
Uh, yeah.
300
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,427
Apparently, word spread
301
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,646
that there was no
food at Corner Gas,
302
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,952
so everyone panicked,
303
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,257
and there was a run
on this place,
304
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,258
on my place,
305
00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,520
every place
that has food.
306
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,654
Won, you must have
some hot dogs somewhere.
307
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,177
In a freezer, maybe?
308
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,309
Hotdog freezer?
309
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,963
Nope.
Out of pretty much everything.
310
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,573
How could you let this happen?
311
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,575
This is very unprofessional,
Won.
312
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,185
You know, I was going
to drive into the city
313
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:22,317
and get some supplies,
314
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,625
but I can't get any gas
for some reason.
315
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,887
Yeah, well, that's...
316
00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,628
that's a whole different...
317
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,629
complicated...
318
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:30,717
and as for you,
319
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,196
you should be more upset
about this!
320
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,938
This could be my chance
to force everyone...
321
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,593
I mean,
provide everyone opportunity
322
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,681
to try something different.
323
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,640
Won, you must have
something left...
324
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:41,771
anything.
325
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,860
All I have left
is a frozen beef shank
326
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:46,080
and some licorice allsorts.
327
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,386
"Best before 1997"?
328
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,911
Look, you can win tickets
to see the Spice Girls.
329
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,608
I'll take the shank.
330
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,749
Ah!
What the crap?
331
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,925
What happened
to your face?
332
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,275
Emma shot me about 20 times
with her B.B. gun.
333
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,842
She's got a good eye.
334
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:09,973
Wonder if she plays
Call of Duty.
335
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,671
Why would she shoot you?
336
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,238
I mean, I'm all for it,
but why specifically?
337
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,762
She has sauerkraut
in the ground,
338
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,547
fermenting for
our fuel thing.
339
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,635
My fuel thing.
340
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,897
So head back there
and get it.
341
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,203
No way.
342
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,552
She's got the
garden on lockdown.
343
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:26,033
It's like Starlog 17
over there.
344
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,383
Attention, citizens
of Dog River.
345
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,691
Be advised your police
are on foot patrol,
346
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,650
and does anyone have a
Band-Aid for a blister?
347
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,695
Pretty cool, eh?
348
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,000
We can make
our own gizmos.
349
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,219
You didn't make that.
350
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,090
It has a loudspeaker button
right on it.
351
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:40,961
Jealous!
352
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:41,918
Knock it off.
353
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,746
I'm worried
about Wanda.
354
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,096
Her garage looked
like a drug lab.
355
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,794
Drug lab, pfft.
356
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,056
Could be
any kind of lab.
357
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,448
Name me
another kind of lab.
358
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,668
Chocolate Lab?
359
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,888
You think she's running
a puppy mill in there?
360
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,585
She could be a drug czar,
361
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,066
like her hero,
Jean Claude-Vachon.
362
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,197
No way.
363
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,982
Wanda doesn't have
the three things
364
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,070
every drug czar has...
365
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,073
weapons, money, and jewelry.
366
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,204
I wear jewelry.
367
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,902
Are you trying
to tell me something?
368
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,339
Hey, Lacey, let me see a menu.
369
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,036
We're out of everything
on the menu,
370
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,082
and there's nowhere in town
to buy anything else.
371
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,345
This town
is falling apart,
372
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,868
just like I said.
373
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,217
Wait...
374
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,784
I smell something cooking.
375
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:23,830
Smells good.
376
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,048
That's Osso Bucco.
377
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,310
Oh, gross!
378
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,659
You just said
it smelled good.
379
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,749
What's with you
and weird food?
380
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,752
Grosso Bucco,
Keno soup...
381
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,058
Make some non-foreign food,
382
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,451
like spaghetti
or tacos.
383
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,539
Well, that's
all I have,
384
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,670
so if you don't want it,
385
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,498
you can have crackers
and tap water.
386
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,717
What kind of crackers?
387
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,066
Imaginary crackers.
388
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:45,286
Animal crackers?
389
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,766
There are
no crackers!
390
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,857
Honestly, Dad...
391
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,946
your hideout is
30 feet away?
392
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,209
Let's see if the old spare key
393
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,951
is in the same place
it's always been.
394
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,479
Yep.
Same old place.
395
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,394
Busted.
396
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,699
Okay, Dad...
397
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,137
you teach me a lesson,
I teach you a lesson.
398
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:15,055
Ooh, hey, Emma.
Whatcha doing?
399
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,012
Sitting?
400
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,058
What gave it away,
the chair?
401
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,450
Ha ha ha...
402
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,756
indeed.
403
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,627
No, just making
idle chit-chat,
404
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,020
as neighbours and
friends will do
405
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,108
on a lovely day
406
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,631
such as we're
experiencing today.
407
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,632
Are you drunk?
408
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,069
I wish!
409
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,375
Hey, snazzy gun
you got there.
410
00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:33,247
What is that,
a Magnum?
411
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,248
Colt .45?
412
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,075
Pellet.
413
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,032
Oh, cool.
414
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,860
Can I see it?
415
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,166
Hmm...
416
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,211
This blister's
getting bad.
417
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,778
You might have
to piggy-back me.
418
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,389
So you'll have a blister
and I'll have a hernia?
419
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,826
Maybe Emma
has a Band-Aid.
420
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,566
Hey, Emma!
421
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,480
You got a Band-Aid?
422
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:50,481
Probably.
423
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,526
Hi, Wanda.
424
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,832
Nice gun.
425
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,051
So Wanda
has a weapon.
426
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,096
Check!
427
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,401
Hey, Hank.
428
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,969
Aw, you fall asleep
in the park again?
429
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,449
Huh?
430
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,363
No, uh...
431
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,191
this is work-related
face dirt,
432
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,889
and I worked up
an appetite.
433
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,978
Well, we only have
one thing today...
434
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:09,979
Osso Bucco.
435
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,241
Costco Boofo?
436
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,808
Sounds weird,
but affordable.
437
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,679
It's not weird.
It's a classic European...
438
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,680
I'm out.
439
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,160
Yeah, well...
440
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,509
you probably couldn't handle it
anyway.
441
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,467
I could handle it.
442
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,511
As if you could.
443
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,773
Bring me a bowl...
444
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:22,862
or glass...
445
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,211
or whatever it is!
446
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,517
Mm.
447
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,910
Hey!
448
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:28,955
Hard as it is
to believe,
449
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:29,956
this is pretty good.
450
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,131
What do you mean...
451
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,872
-Bring me a bowl.
-I'll have one too.
452
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,962
I had a quarter tank
of gas in my car,
453
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,964
and now,
it's completely empty!
454
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:38,965
Really?
455
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,183
Oh, you know what?
456
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,924
That might be
partly my fault.
457
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,100
I did take it
for a wee spin around.
458
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,452
Got kind of dizzy,
to be honest.
459
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,932
Why the hell
would you do that?
460
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,499
I think I was
just so upset
461
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,153
about the whole
food thing.
462
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,241
I guess I got
a little panicky...
463
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,807
which is good, right?
464
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,679
So I borrowed your car
465
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,420
and drove it around
at a high rate of speed
466
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,161
looking for the thief
who stole my food.
467
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,859
Anyhoo, turns out,
and here's the weird part...
468
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,688
the food was in the trunk
of your car the whole time!
469
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,037
Like, whoever
the thief is,
470
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,430
he's pretty stupid.
471
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,735
I mean, leaving
the evidence
472
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,433
in my own father's car?
473
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,652
Uh-huh, I see.
Okay.
474
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,090
Well, this is far
from over, buddy boy...
475
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,571
is what the thief
is probably thinking
476
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,573
right about now.
477
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,970
Hey, I hear everyone's
enjoying your Rene Russo?
478
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:28,884
That's right.
479
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,103
It's new,
it's different,
480
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,105
it's not called Rene Russo,
481
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,149
but people are loving it!
482
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,673
I don't want to say
"I told you so,"
483
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,892
but it is so,
484
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,415
and I was the one
who told you.
485
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,677
So...
486
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,071
So... you'll call me
when there's hot dogs?
487
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,725
Hey, Karen.
Hey, Davis.
488
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:44,682
What's up?
489
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:45,857
All your food
is back.
490
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,163
My food was gone?
491
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,599
But it's back.
No need to panic.
492
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,949
I wasn't planning on panicking.
493
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,515
Well,
you'd be the only one...
494
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,213
which begs the question...
495
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,129
why are you
so calm and... mellow?
496
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,566
Probably a reasonable
explanation.
497
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,133
Oh, there is.
498
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,962
Suffice to say, I've come
into a good amount of cabbage,
499
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,443
and that's going to ramp things
up for me real fast.
500
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,620
Ugh, wish
I could whistle.
501
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,884
"Cabbage"
is gang talk for money.
502
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,017
If you're in a gang
with Spanky and Alfalfa.
503
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,018
Who?
504
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,281
All I know is... gun?
Check!
505
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,109
Money?
Check!
506
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,068
Stop doing that!
507
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,157
What are you doing now?
508
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,419
If you must know,
509
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,117
I'm going to wire up
the phone at Corner Gas
510
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,553
so when Brent picks it up,
511
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,512
he'll get
a powerful electric shock.
512
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,904
And why do you want
to give him
513
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,297
an electric shock,
514
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,038
which I'll be stopping you
from doing.
515
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,213
It'll remind him
516
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,649
to call the gas truck
for a delivery.
517
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,477
No, it'll remind him
518
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,479
that his father
is a crazy person.
519
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,699
Shock therapy is solid science.
520
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,179
The current travels
from here to...
521
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,616
Give me that before you kill...
522
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,707
It smarts, don't it?
523
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,191
What was I doing?
524
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,237
Can I have
your attention, everybody?
525
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,848
Just letting you know
that I am back in the kitchen
526
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,937
whipping up
a couple new and exciting dishes
527
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,070
that I'm sure you'll all enjoy.
528
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,203
What kind of weirdness
is it now?
529
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,378
Weirdness?
530
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,901
Haven't you learned anything
from this?
531
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,903
Haven't you learned
we don't like new things?
532
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,557
We've been very
up-front about this.
533
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,211
Oh, sure,
this stuff's not bad.
534
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,864
That doesn't mean
we want to spend our lives
535
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,693
on the constant razor's edge
of the unknown.
536
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,781
Come on, Brent.
537
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:24,913
Help me out here
538
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,697
with this screwy
Dog River logic.
539
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,438
Well...
here's a bit of logic.
540
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,657
How did you make
541
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,006
a couple new, exciting
dishes back there
542
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,268
when you said you
were out of food?
543
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,836
Well...
544
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,359
the thing is...
545
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,580
about that...
546
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,539
is...
547
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,541
just....
548
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,239
This feels
like stalling.
549
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,328
There's no emergency!
550
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,373
You have food!
You lied to everyone.
551
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,549
You lied to me
about having no hot dogs.
552
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,377
So I told a tiny fib.
553
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,814
I just wanted people
to broaden their horizons.
554
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,686
We got nothing
but horizons around here.
555
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,122
Fine.
556
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,471
I'm sorry...
557
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:02,994
although, for the record,
I didn't lie to you.
558
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,518
There really are no hot dogs.
559
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,563
Oh.
Well, all right, then.
560
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,132
So you're not upset about me
lying to everyone else?
561
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,699
I can't be worried
about everything, Lacey.
562
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,570
We're in the middle
of a hot dog crisis here.
563
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:18,227
Behold, the fruits
of my scientific mind.
564
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,402
Ethanol.
565
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,883
I... have made...
566
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,451
fuel!
567
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,148
Bit dramatic,
don't you think?
568
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,454
Tom Hanks in Castaway?
569
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,238
Over the top when
he did it too.
570
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:30,283
Freeze!
571
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,284
Hi, guys.
572
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:32,198
Hi.
573
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,503
What's up?
574
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,550
Well, what do you think
is up, Wanda White?
575
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,029
We're busting
your meth lab.
576
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,292
Meth lab?
577
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,728
We're not
making meth.
578
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:41,685
Ecstasy?
579
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,079
Aspirin?
580
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,559
We just made
cabbage fuel.
581
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,300
I made cabbage fuel.
582
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,779
I got shot in
the face for it.
583
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,346
See? They're not
making illegal drugs.
584
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,435
They're just
making fuel.
585
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,262
See you later.
586
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,307
Davis!
587
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,570
Making your own fuel
is illegal too.
588
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:57,571
It is?
589
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,312
It is? Huh.
590
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,443
Well...
591
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,923
look, there must be some way
592
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,186
we can make
this minor indiscretion
593
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,187
go away.
594
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,188
Hmm?
595
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,582
No more stupid foot patrol.
596
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,802
It's time to get Tom Cruiser
back on the road.
597
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:12,716
Wait.
598
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,891
Maybe we should
test this fuel
599
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,415
on something else
first...
600
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,373
besides our only
patrol car.
601
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,679
Wanda knows
what she's doing.
602
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,725
She went to college.
603
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,292
Hey, Mom.
604
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,250
Hey, Can-burglar.
605
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,686
Okay, that's enough.
606
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,035
I dragged your father
over here
607
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,255
so you can both look
each other in the eye
608
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,388
and apologize
for being so pig-headed.
609
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,650
Okay.
610
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,521
Mom's right.
611
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,913
This did get
out of hand,
612
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,437
and I was too slack,
613
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,264
and I'll be more
responsible
614
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,178
in the future.
615
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,266
Nice.
616
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,832
Now it's your turn, Oscar.
617
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,574
I'm not going to apologize
for being right!
618
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,620
The town turned
completely bonkers,
619
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,795
just like I said it would.
620
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,013
It only went bonkers
621
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,841
because Captain Bonkers
was at the helm
622
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,278
of the S.S. Bonkers,
623
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:55,063
and ploughed it right up
onto the jagged shores
624
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,064
of Bonker-ton-ville.
625
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,065
What?
626
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,197
He knows what I mean.
627
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,894
Without him, the
town would be fine.
628
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,940
Aren't you glad
I convinced you
629
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,681
to try it
on something else first?
630
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,422
I guess.
631
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,512
Not glad it was
my lawnmower.
632
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,080
We might've made rocket fuel.
633
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,213
I made rocket fuel.
634
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:18,304
Oscar, we're not leaving
'til you apologize.
635
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,348
All right, all right.
636
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,045
If it'll make you both
shut up...
637
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,569
I'm sorry I took
all your canned goods,
638
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,353
and I'm sorry
I called the gas company
639
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,963
and cancelled
your next delivery truck.
640
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:26,790
Thank you.
641
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:27,617
Thank you.
642
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:28,618
Wait, you did what?
643
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,098
Had to teach you a lesson,
644
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,535
so I called
and cancelled the fuel delivery
645
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,928
for another week.
646
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,146
Lunatic.
647
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,583
You really
are an idiot.
648
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,671
You're the one
649
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,890
who wouldn't let me
shock the boy!
650
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,806
Okay, do you have
the list of things I need?
651
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,765
Yep, I have it
right here.
652
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,462
Hot dogs...
653
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,726
There are other
things on that list
654
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,032
besides hot dogs.
655
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,163
When I get the hot dogs,
656
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,252
I'll look
at the rest of the list.
657
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,644
They'll, uh...
658
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,994
they'll let me carry gas
on the bus, right?
659
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,311
♪ I don't know
660
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,705
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
661
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,276
♪ I don't know
662
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,453
♪ I just... don't know
663
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,848
♪ Ooh
664
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,197
♪ It's a great big place
665
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,374
♪ Ooh
666
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,940
♪ Full of nothing but space
667
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:32,291
♪ Ooh
668
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:33,901
♪ It's my happy place
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