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[ Silence ]

[ Moaning loudly ]

* I found myself in the

Comfort of a Southern gal *

[ grunting ]

* hell is coming around

* you better make some space

[ indistinct shouting ]

* the devil runs his fingers

Down your spine *

[ moaning loudly ]

[ Singing indistinctly ]

[ Moaning continues ]

That's it.

Give it to daddy, you fucking

Bitch.

Give it to daddy.

* spins the chamber in his

Gun *

* there's only one soul loaded

For fun *

* much more fun

[ moans ]

* but it's much more fun

* much more fun

[ grunts ]

* much more fun

* much more fun

* in the comfort of the devil

Again *

[ moaning loudly ]

Ohh!

* slides his pistol of sin

* oh, man

[ moaning continues ]

* concentrate, close your

Eyes, and I came to *

* I squeezed tight, oh, and,

Man *

Give that fucking [Grunts]

Bitch!

Come on!

Come on, baby, rub harder.

[ Moaning ]

Come on.

Come on.

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Rooster crowing in distance ]

[ Thudding ]

[ Moaning continues ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Moaning quickens ]

[ Moaning continues ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Both grunting ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Both shouting ]

* there's only one soul

Loaded for fun *

* much more fun, yeah

[ moaning continues ]

* it's much more fun

* much more fun

[ moaning quickens ]

* much more fun

* much more fun

Oh!

* in the comfort of the devil

Again *

[ moaning continues ]

* devil

Oh, yeah, that was good.

[ Moaning continues ]

[ Thudding continues ]

[ Bells tolling in distance ]

[ Tolling continues ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Tolling continues ]

[ Tolling continues ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Siren wailing in distance ]

[ Coffee pouring ]

[ Pouring stops ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughs ]

Hi, Danny.

Hey, Danny...

Have you ever fucked a girl

Until her asshole bleeds?

Jesus...

No, no, really, really,

Really!

Have... have you ever?

I'm a nervous wreck.

You keep scaring me like that,

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

[ Siren wailing in distance ]

[ Laughs ]

I'm just fucking with you, man.

But it is a little bit fucking

Sore.

What happened last night?

[ Wailing continues ]

You're serious?

You don't remember?

Oh, shit, honestly?

You and I, we got on it fucking

Hard, man, about 10:00 in the

A.M., you know, both loaded out

Of our fucking minds by 2:00.

We were singing Frank Sinatra

Songs.

Dean Martin showed up.

You know, you do that thing

Where you spin around in your

Head.

[ Laughs ]

Cracks me up.

And then you started wailing,

"Sonja!"

No, no, no, no, no, fuck.

Sonja this and fucking Sonja

That and passed the fuck out on

The John, man.

I had to carry you to bed, then

I called Tara.

And she came right over and took

Care of my needs, baby.

Yeah, she actually seemed

Like a nice girl before she

Left.

Yeah, she's a good girl,

Great fuck, too, till she woke

Up.

[ Laughs ]

Did Sonja call at all?

No.

Why the fuck would Sonja call?

She hates you.

Thanks.

Danny, look, can we... can we

Talk serious for fucking once?

I need a fix.

No, really, I'm serious.

I need it bad.

I'm jonesing here, man, you

Know?

Listen, Nicky, we're... we're

Out.

I'm done. I-I'm going clean.

What the fuck are you talking

About, man?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Look, w-what the fuck are you...

We're out of gear is all, okay?

We're out of gear does not mean

You're going fucking sober.

That's a paradox, man!

What?

It just...

I can't live like this anymore.

Danny, please tell me you

Have a plan.

Tell me you got a plan.

Tell me you got this figured

Out.

You got this figured out, right?

Y-you got a plan, right?

You're just fucking with me,

Right?

I-I'm sorry.

I didn't mean the joke a-about

The girl, a-about Sonja.

Yeah, I got a plan.

It's called advil.

Advil?

Fuck advil, man!

That's not the candy-coated high

I was looking for!

Please just relax, okay?

I got an insane headache.

Oh, I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry.

Y-you got a headache?

Well, I got a fucking ball ache,

Man!

My skin is starting to fucking

Crawl!

What the fuck is that, man?!

What's what?

That!

It's coffee, Nicky.

Y-you drink it.

Do we... do... do we have any

Sugar?

Honey.

Yeah.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Spits ]

Oh, I'm sorry. I lied.

That's, uh, not honey.

It's soy sauce.

Why'd you do that?

Did I get your attention?!

[ Sniffs ]

Yeah.

Good.

Hey! Pow!

'Cause this is what is happening

In Nicky's world, okay?

I need a fix now, not if you

Drink that, not if you pop an

Advil, not if you take a fucking

Bath!

Now, motherfucker!

I need a fix now!

Don't you get it?!

Look, I'm sorry.

I-I'm being rude.

Look, just...

Make a phone call as a friend,

And I'm your brother, man.

Just make a call.

It's too early.

Okay, it's too early.

All right, so, o-okay, so I

Under... oh, so what you're

Saying is, you'll make some

Calls later, right?

[ Car horn honks in distance ]

You're crazy.

Y... no, no, but you're gonna put

Out some... you'll put out some

Feelers, right?

I need a fix now, Danny!

Okay, look at me! Stop it!

Who do you want me to call?

Ghostbusters, motherfucker!

Call Frank!

Frank! Call Frank!

He won't pick up.

Danny, please just call

Frank, man.

Uh...

Just fucking call Frank.

Okay, fine, if you promise to

Give me some peace and quiet.

I'll do anything.

Just call Frank.

[ Sniffing ]

I-I-I'll pay him back the

$20, too.

Tell him I'll pay... I'll pay

Back the $20 I owe him.

[ Dialing ]

[ Sniffs ]

Hey, Frank, it's Danny.

Um, could you give me a call

Back when you have a chance?

Thanks.

[ Click ]

Thank you, Danny.

Well?

Well, what?

What the fuck did he say?!

He wasn't there.

Where was he?!

I don't know.

Fuck!

Oh, okay, call Jesse, call

Jesse.

No one's gonna come around

Here.

Why not?

Because you scare people.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

People like me. I'm a nice guy.

Y-you're the fucking devil to

These people, man.

You're a fucking tatted-up,

Fucking nightmare with legs.

[ Barking continues ]

Thank you, Danny.

[ Sniffs ]

Why are you telling me this now?

That how you really feel about

Me?

Hmm?

Just want to kick me when I'm

Down?

Yeah, why don't you just poke me

In the eye with your fucking

Dick?!

What does that even mean?

I'm really down today, man!

I'm really fucking flat, okay?!

Can't you see?! Look at me!

It's pathetic!

You wanted to score, right?

Yeah, but cool left the

Building, motherfucker!

I'm just... I'm just being

Completely honest with you why

We can't.

Phone Otto.

No.

Phone Otto.

No, fucking Otto likes me.

He likes me.

Oh, you're gonna tell me Otto

Doesn't like me?

Oh, does Otto not like me?!

Danny, d-don't do that to me,

Not today!

I'm very sensitive today, Danny.

Please, does Otto not like me?

Did he tell you something?

Just, I don't want him in my

House.

Well, guess what?

This is our house.

All right?

News flash... our house, okay?

So here's what's gonna happen,

Danny.

[ Sniffs ]

You phone Otto.

You tell him to get his ass over

Here.

I'm not tolerating your faggoty

Bullshit any longer.

He'll come, and he'll never

Leave.

He'll never leave, Nicky.

Danny...

Just call him for me, brother,

Please.

I'm begging you.

I won't let anything happen to

You.

Otto's my friend right now.

He'll leave.

He won't...

I'll handle him.

I'll never ask you again.

Just this one time.

Fine.

You're dealing with him.

You're getting rid of him.

Yes.

I'm having nothing to do with

That fucking maniac.

He won't touch you.

And I'm having nothing to do

With drugs anymore.

I know. Drugs are bad.

[ Beep, dialing ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Horn sounds in distance ]

Hey, Otto.

It's Danny.

D-Daniel from church street.

Yeah, w-we need you.

No, I... t-t-the royal we.

I-I need you.

And Nicky!

Um, uh, yeah.

[ Dial tone ]

O-Otto?

[ Dial tone ]

Otto?

And, fuck, and did he hang

Up?

I think he's coming over.

Oh, yes!

Fucking yes!

That's what I'm talking about.

You...

Are God.

Could you please give me some

Peace and quiet like you

Promised?

Thank you, Danny.

Thank you for looking after

Nicky.

[ Whooshes ] I love you, Danny.

I love you.

[ Beep ]

Okay.

Oh, fuck!

[ Trickling ]

That fucking bitch.

Hey, Dan?

Yeah?

What does syphilis look like?

Danny, my junk looks like burger

Meat, man.

[ Knock on door ]

Fuck!

Can't be.

Yes! No, yes, that's him!

Must be the mailman.

It's Otto!

[ Knock on door ]

Ot-to roboto.

Oh, fuck's sake.

Otto, Otto, Otto, Otto,

Roboto.

Move your ass, Danny.

[ Fingers snapping ]

Let's go. Let's go.

Come on, come on.

Listen, if he gets out of line,

I'm on his fucking ass.

You got it?

Yeah.

Okay, straighten up.

Okay.

Who loves you?

Shut up.

[ Laughs ]

[ Dog barking in distance ]

Otto.

How'd you get here so fast?

I was doing a little

Something-something next door.

[ Barking continues ]

Am I coming in?

Could we just do it right

Here?

Do what here?

It, t-the deal.

The deal.

The deal.

[ Clicks ]

What's with the decor, man?

[ Barking continues ]

W-what do you mean?

The decor.

The look of a place... all that

Funky wallpaper.

What, are you living with your

Mom?

No.

But it was her place.

Where is she?

[ Slurps ] Is she about?

[ Laughs ]

She's dead.

[ Barking continues ]

What'd she die of?

I'm asking what her cause of

Death was.

Lung cancer.

[ Laughs ]

Probably smoking rolls of that

Fucked-up wallpaper.

Can I come in, my man?

Got the gear?

The gear?

Of course I got the gear, man.

I'm a specialist, not the avon

Lady.

What else would I have... chips

And salsa?

I didn't know what you wanted,

So I brought everything.

[ Grunts ]

This place looks like the inside

Of a cat's ass, man.

You ever seen what a cat's ass

Looks like from its insides?

No.

It looks like this, man.

Except for them drapes.

Look, Otto, we just want some

Of, you know, the s...

Make your pick, baby boy.

[ Chuckles ]

I got all the colors of the

Rainbow.

[ Clicks ]

How do you like them titties?

[ Laughs ]

Huh?

Them titties!

W-what titties?

Them titties!

Danny, what the fuck is he

Talking about titties for?

I want drugs.

He's out of his mind.

Nazi motherfuckers usually

Are.

Nazi?

Hey, Otto, you fucking Nazi

Bitch.

Shut up!

What?

Did you just tell me to shut up?

Because that would be weird

Because I wasn't saying

Anything.

That would be weird.

That's how I know I didn't say

It.

So, shall we stop sucking

Each other's dicks and sell some

Drugs?

'Cause I got all day, Danny.

You got all day?

No, I don't have all day.

Well, I got all day.

Danny...

Will you listen to this fucking

Prick?

Making himself at home on mom's

Couch.

Danny? Danny?!

This is mom's couch, man!

He's a fucking Nazi drug dealer!

You're gonna trust a drug

Dealer?

He's a Nazi. Look at him.

He's a fucking Nazi, Danny!

He's not a fucking Nazi.

What?

Did you just call me...

A Nazi?

[ Laughs ]

Mnh-mnh, no.

[ Chuckles ]

Is this any way to treat your

Friends, man?

What, you think I don't have

Ears?

Do I look like I don't have

Ears?

Do you know what time it is,

Danny?

Do you know what I was doing

Next door?

I was sleeping, Daniel.

I was asleep!

Look, I just decided it's all

Good.

I just decided that I don't want

To do this transaction.

Decided what, motherfucker?

Transaction what?

What do you not want to

Transact?

You call me up in the morning.

I'm a trained specialist,

Daniel.

Mornings is not my peak fucking

Hours.

I thought... I thought you

Said you were working next door.

Shut the fuck up!

I said I was sleeping next door.

W-what?

Why would you be sleeping next

Door?

Shut the fuck up!

Danny, he told you to shut

The fuck up?

[ Laughs ]

I fucking hope so, fuck

Brains.

I thought we were here to do a

Deal.

Not jerk each other off on your

Dead mommy's couch.

I'm out.

Hey!

Fuck you!

You shouldn't be buying drugs,

Anyway.

If I lived in this shit hole,

I'd use the money to hire an

Interior decorator.

You got to be ashamed of

Yourself living like this.

[ Sighs ]

Rude, man.

Bad manners.

Hey, fuck you!

Where do you live?

Hey, Danny, ask him where the

Fuck does he live.

Come on!

Hey, Otto.

Hey, Otto.

Hey, you bitch, where the

Fuck do you live?

Otto?

W-where do you live?

I live in the palisades.

That is where I reside.

The palisades?

Palisades is nice.

You're goddamn fucking right

It is, you fucking piece of

Shit.

I'd be there right now if you

Hadn't called and fucked my day

In its early-morning ass.

So, here's what happens next.

You fuck me, I fuck you back,

And this ain't gonna be some

Kind of romantic lovemaking

Session.

This is my colossal man meat on

Your broken vagina, the kind of

Fucking where my fist cracks

Your motherfucking head wide

Open!

You slick-shit, dickhead

Motherfucker!

Otto, calm down.

Calm what?

Calm what?

I can't calm down, Dan, because

You got me really fucking angry,

And it's early, and you woke me

Up!

And sure, I was next door, which

Is nearby, but that's not the

Point, Dan!

That is not the point!

It was still... it was still...

It was still...

Inconvenient.

That's exactly the word I was

Looking for.

Look, Otto, I'm sorry.

It was... it was... it was a

Misunderstanding.

I don't care, man.

I don't give a fuck.

Do I look like I give a fuck?

Do I?!

Ah!

Nicky? Nicky?!

Nicky?!

What did you call me?

Nicky?!

Whoa! Oh, oh!

Get the fuck on your knees!

What are you doing?

Put it in your mouth.

Nicky!

Now suck it like a dick.

Nicky!

You call me up in the fucking

Early hours, and you don't have

The decency to know my name?

Nicky is a nice name,

Motherfucker... I won't deny you

That... but that is not the name

My mother gave me!

Nicky!

My name is...

Otto, motherfucker!

Aah!

[ Breathing heavily ]

Nicky!

Not Nicky!

Agh!

Your house is a fucking

Disgrace, Dan.

A disgrace!

You are a motherfucking

Disgrace.

Dead mommy, shitty wallpaper,

Hipster junkie, Nicky

Motherfucker!

Nicky! I fucking dare you.

[ Breathing heavily ]

You wi remember my name!

Agh!

What's my name?!

Otto!

Damn right.

I'm gonna show you a real good

Time, Daniel Radcliffe.

[ Breathing heavily ]

You're gonna remember me real

Good.

Turn over and pull your pants

Down.

What?!

Debrief, motherfucker!

No!

Debrief, motherfucker!

Okay!

Agh!

Prepare to get fucked!

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasping ]

Skull-fucked.

[ Gasping ]

Debrief!

You fucking Nazi.

[ Spits ]

Jesus, Nicky, what did you

Do?!

Uh, you're welcome, Danny.

I just saved your fucking life.

Danny...

That Nazi asshole was literally

Gonna fuck you.

In your ass, man!

This was about to turn into a

Prison movie.

Is that what you wanted?

'Cause if you were into it, then

I'm sincerely sorry from the

Bottom of my heart.

[ Laughing ] Were you into it or

Some shit?

Of course not.

Y-you just killed Otto.

Well, you know, good,

Old-fashion self-defense.

Self-defense?

Yeah.

You just chopped off his head

With a meat cleaver.

Escalation of violence,

Brother.

He had a hard-on with your ass

On it.

I wasn't gonna stand by and let

Him fuck you like that.

Jesus, Danny, we're brothers,

Man.

I love you.

What the hell are you doing?

[ Sniffs ]

Ugh.

I fucking knew it.

Can't let it go to waste.

This is the real shit right from

The source, not the brick they

Shit from marked-up prices he

Got sitting in that fucking case

Over there.

What the fuck are you talking

About?!

Danny, listen, we got to

String this motherfucker upside

Down, man.

We got to bleed him out.

What?!

Stick a knife in his fucking

Neck and let him bleed... bleed

Him into something.

Fuck!

Don't you get it?!

This is the premium, grade-a,

First-rate shit he's packing in

His veins, and I fucking want

It!

We can live off this

Motherfucker for a month.

Danny, it's really good.

You'll like it.

You'll be happy.

Crazy.

I'm crazy?

Yeah.

Yo were the one rolling

Around on the floor with Otto,

Playing hard to get.

Okay, you don't want any, that's

Fine.

But I need your help.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

Fuck, that's delicious, isn't

It?

I told you, man.

[ Distorted ] I told you, I'm

Done.

I'm out.

I'm not going... going...

Going...

I'm on the wagon.

You feel that, Dan?

Feel it?

Danny...

This is ambrosia.

This is turkish delight,

Chocolate fucking raisins, baby.

This is biblical.

[ Laughing ]

This is "district 9," man.

[ Sighs ]

We got to drain him.

We can't waste a fucking drop,

Not a drop.

Hey, what the fuck are you

Talking about?

We... we got to call the cops.

Call the fucking who?

Call the cops?!

Why the fuck would we call the

Cops?!

They don't do drugs, Danny.

They kind of frown on that shit!

Danny, "training day" was not a

Fucking documentary, okay?

Why the fuck would you want to

Call the cops?

[ Normal voice ] 'Cause

There's a dead body in our

House!

And drain him?

What the fuck does that even

Mean?

You just killed Otto.

Now he's dead.

Now there's a dead body.

There's a dead body.

There!

Well, I got a plan for that.

But we got to drain him first.

And fuck the cops!

I mean, not literally, unless

You want to, unless that's your

Thing, I mean, which we haven't

Established yet.

You want to go to jail for 20 to

Life, Danny?

Plenty of ass-fuckery in jail,

Danny, if that's really your

Thing.

[ Breathing heavily ]

I didn't... i-i didn't do

Anything wrong.

It wasn't me.

That's not how they're gonna

See it, Dan.

I'm your brother.

Are you gonna send your brother

To the fucking chair?!

No.

This...

Is God.

This...

Is the primo, deluxe shit, baby.

I am tired your faggoty, fucking

Bullshit.

Grab his arms.

Fuck that.

Okay, fine.

Grab his feet.

Danny, help me!

Stop being so fucking useless...

Please!

Come on!

Looks a lot fucking lighter than

He really is... Jesus!

Wow, you got to lay off the

Fucking burritos, man.

You're killing me.

Burritos?

I don't think fascists like

Burritos, Danny.

Fascists don't like burritos?

Who the fuck doesn't like

Burritos?

Oh, fuck.

[ Bells tolling in distance ]

Thank you, Otto, for being so

Cooperative.

All right.

[ Tolling continues ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Jesus, Nicky, what... what are

You doing?!

This won't hurt a bit.

Ugh!

There it goes, there it goes.

[ Laughs ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Laughs ]

Look at that, Danny.

Danny, look! Look at that!

100% pure shit, man.

1/4 of a tank?

A full tank?

I think that's good now, right?

All right, here, take this.

No.

Take it!

Unh-unh.

Fine, we'll get the rest

Later.

We got to get this downstairs.

We got to cook it.

Y-you're cooking it?

Uh, Daniel, do I look like a

Fucking philistine?

I'm not gonna shoot up with cold

Blood.

Come on, go, go, go!

Let's go! Go, get out of here!

Otto, listen, stay.

Play dead. Good boy.

Thank you.

You know, Danny, you have such a

Low fucking opinion of me.

It's really unbelievable.

I thought we were brothers.

I thought you liked me.

Next thing, you're gonna tell me

You don't like me.

You like me, right, Dan?

You can be honest.

Do you like me?

Shut up.

Great, great.

That's what I get.

Y-you're not... you're not

Seriously gonna do this, right?

No, I'm just kidding.

Danny, I forgive you, and this

Is fucking nectar, man.

This is the fucking shit right

Here.

It's primo deluxe, Danny.

That means it's good.

The columbian scarface fucking

Ho-ho that guy uses, not the

Columbus, Ohio, bullshit he

Sells to these little faggots,

Okay?

What?

Are you ready for this?

We're going all the way to the

FBI, and I don't mean the feds,

Danny.

I mean fucked up beyond all

Fucking intelligence,

Motherfucker.

Nicky, don't.

You know you want to.

Seriously, man...

Yes, you do, yes, you do.

I'm sober.

It's over.

I promise we'll break out the

Bible later.

[ Laughs ]

Okay.

See, on certain kind of levels,

Daniel...

It's better you let me call the

Shots.

[ Sighing ]

[ Distorted ] Feel that,

Brother, brother, brother?

[ Sighs ]

Oh, geez.

[ High-pitched voice ] Danny

Boy.

[ Laughing ]

[ Distorted ] Fucking told you,

Boy.

I told you.

This is some primo shit, man.

[ Laughs ]

I knew Otto was good for

Something.

[ High-pitched voice ] Daddy.

Yeah, Danny, I'm your daddy.

I'm your daddy, daddy, daddy,

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy.

[ Tapping ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Tapping ]

[ Rock music playing ]

[ Tapping continues ]

[ Rock music continues ]

[ Tapping continues ]

[ Normal voice ] Nicky?!

Nicky?!

* I can love her

* breaking down

* look to right

What the fuck happened?!

[ Normal voice ] You took the

Biggest fix of your life, said

Something about your vagina

Hurting, and passed the fuck

Out.

W-what are you doing?!

I'm cooking, having friends

Over.

Huh?!

Dinner party! Hello?!

Debonair, sophisticated, off the

Fucking hook, baby.

W-w-what are you cooking?!

* you'll never be the same

White supremacist asshole.

* again

I know what you're thinking.

Where's the fucking blood,

Right?

Check this out!

Ta-da!

We're gonna be getting high...

Off this son of a bitch for the

Next fucking decade, man!

Oh, my God.

New age, vampire

Motherfuckers, motherfucker!

We enlightened ones take the hit

Straight from the source.

You cannot say fairer than that,

My brother, and...

We're recycling, too.

You're fucking insane!

No! Green living, bro.

Oh, and by the way, you may want

To take a bath, get dressed.

You got a guest coming.

Guests?!

I told you, I made a call.

Huh?! Calls?!

You didn't say anything about

Making anything calls!

Hello?! Fucking relax!

I made a call.

I'm just trying to sort your

Fucking life out, man!

Huh?

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, shit, she's fucking

Early.

Who's early?!

Bitch.

Guess!

Sonja?!

Yes!

Nicky, there's a dead drug

Dealer that you've hacked to

Pieces and you're now cooking,

There's a fridge full of bottles

Of blood, there's a trail

Running throughout the entire

House, and you're inviting

Around guests?!

Yes!

Are you fucking insane?!

I'm not letting her in!

[ Laughing ] That's okay

'Cause she's got a fucking key!

She's gonna let herself in,

Okay, you fucking idiot.

I told you not to give her the

Fucking key!

You idiot!

No!

Just tell her the fucking...

Hey, tell her the kitchen is out

Of bounds!

Chef's fucking orders, man!

Come on!

[ Door creaks ]

[ Bells tolling in distance ]

[ Door creaks ]

Yeah. [ Sighs ]

I'm pretty surprised I came

Over, too.

When you called, I, um...

[ Sighs ]

What you said, it meant a lot.

It did?

I mean, it did!

It was... it was... it was

From... it was from the heart.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Dog barking in distance ]

What did you have to...

Tell me?

Uh, could you... could you

Just come into the den for a

Second?

[ Barking continues ]

Oh, geez, Danny.

Look at you.

[ Sighs ]

Hey...

Look at this place.

I should've known.

I knew that you could never say

Anything...

[ Sighs ]

You are such a fucking asshole!

Sonja, please!

No, don't fucking touch me!

Danny, just tell her you want

To talk.

I-I want to talk.

[ Sighs ]

The last time we talked didn't

Go so well, Danny.

Tell her you had a

Realization.

Uh, I-i had a realization.

Tell her you had, uh, an

Epiphany.

Tell... tell her I... no, I-i

Had an epiphany.

Regarding your recovery.

R-regarding my recovery.

Please, Sonja, please just...

Don't fucking beg.

Come in.

All right, Danny.

One last time.

Just tell me one more time.

Talk.

Us.

[ Scoffs ]

I-I want to talk about us.

Danny, just tell her you want

To fuck her, man!

Tell her you want to suck her!

Stop that!

Stop what?

Stop teasing Mr. tickles, you

Little fucking bitch!

Shut up, Nicky!

Why?

[ Scoffs ]

D...

Did you just call me "Nicky"?

[ Sighs ]

You're high!

No.

Aren't you?

I-I'm clean as a whistle.

Well, Otto begs to differ,

But that's okay.

All right.

So, us.

Means what?

[ Breathing heavily ]

Cooking...

Cleaning...

Small amounts for this... for

This dinner party tonight.

It's actually become kind of a

Big deal.

I'm trying to do positive,

Proactive things instead of

Destructive, negative things.

I've been doing meaningful

Things... meaningful things!

Is that it?

Um, this, uh, cooking

Requires a lot of attention!

Well, thank you, Danny.

I can take a fucking hint.

Lovely to see you again, Sonja.

Please do come again, won't you?

[ Sniffs, sighs ]

Ah, she's good.

[ Sighs ]

Your place...

Looks like shit.

You...

Look like shit!

[ Sighs ]

[ Dog barking in distance ]

What is that awful smell?

That's the next phase,

Cleaning up this shit hole,

Myself, my life, this sty!

God, I'm so embarrassed!

But I'm trying to get it all

Together for you!

Danny, you are so fucking

Weird.

I know.

I know I can be weird, but I'm

Trying to get it together.

I-I want you back, Sonja.

And that's a great dress.

He'll make love to you!

Now tear off that motherfucking

Dress, undress.

Ooh, yeah!

Could you give me a second?

I just got to check on something

In the kitchen.

It'll be really quick.

[ Door creaking ]

* because you fucked me

Over *

Could you shut the fuck up?

* but when I see you sucking

About on everyone *

Baby, I'm just trying to lay

Down a little mood music for

You.

Relax.

Mood music?

Yeah.

I got it.

Uh, no, you don't.

Who are you talking you?

The f...

Food.

They're kind of like plants.

If you talk to them, they're...

They're happier.

Is that blood on the floor in

There?

No, no.

I got to show you something.

It's gonna blow your mind.

Um...

This... this giant possum

Crawled in the house last night

And died... terrible mess.

It was wailing desperately

Before the end.

It was, like... it was trying to

Communicate with me, but,

Obviously, the poor fucker

Couldn't.

It was like...

It was like a cry for help.

A cry for help.

A-a cry for help.

See, Danny...

Weird.

I...

This...

Is what I'm talking about.

[ Sighs ]

You're on another planet!

I mean...

Some things just...

Never change.

But I want to change.

I want to change for you.

Danny, we talked about this.

Um...

We're just not in synch right

Now.

But I want to be in synch.

You can be Justin Timberlake,

And I'll be one of the other

Guys, whichever one you want me

To be.

[ Sighs ]

I'm fucking this up.

All I wanted to say is, I'm

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

[ Dog barking in distance ]

[ Barking continues ]

[ Sighs ]

So, what's been going on with

You?

Just the usual.

For work?

Yes, Danny, work.

Everyone's been treating you

All right?

No one's done anything to you,

Right?

No, Danny.

Why would they do anything to

Me?

D-do you want a candy cane?

No.

[ Sighs ]

Do you miss me?

Are you seeing anybody?

No, Danny, I'm not seeing

Anyone.

And, yes...

I miss you.

This doesn't work.

I mean, you know this doesn't

Work.

We love each other.

[ Scoffs ]

That's not enough!

Sonja, seriously, seriously,

Literally, figuratively, I'll do

Anything!

Just let me know what I should

Do!

Okay.

When I came home and saw you

Lying on that bathroom floor, do

You know what I went through?

Do you have any idea what I went

Through?

I thought you were gonna die!

I mean, do you know what that

Felt like?!

I-I can imagine.

No, Danny, you can't imagine!

You can't fucking imagine!

It was a fucking nightmare,

Danny!

I-I'm sorry I put you through

That, but...

I'm clean now.

You're not fucking clean,

Danny!

Sonja, please!

Please!

It's over!

Could you come back later?

[ Dog barking in distance ]

You know, I had a girl, Dan.

Most beautiful girl you ever saw

In your life.

She was a goddamn vision.

I would lie next to her and

Watch her sleep.

For hours.

Her eyes closed.

Pursed lips.

Her chest gently moving up and

Down, you know, the ebb and flow

Of life.

She made me feel different,

Danny.

To everybody else.

When I was walking down the

Street with her...

I was proud, man.

I wasn't afraid anymore.

I wasn't ugly.

She was beautiful, man.

And I'd hold her hand.

And I don't like holding girls'

Hands, Danny.

But there was something about

Her, man.

You know?

She'd wake up in the morning.

She'd come running toward me,

Hug me, with a big smile.

And I thought...

"Life's not so bad."

Actually, you know what?

"Life's pretty fucking good."

Had all these plans, too, you

Know?

I was gonna marry this girl.

That was it.

I was done. You know?

[ Laughs ]

I stopped chasing the tails

Around, you know?

It's exhausting, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Family liked me, too.

Her mom liked me.

She had this sister.

She was really sweet.

They all loved me.

[ Chuckles ]

I remember we say down.

Her aunt s-sat across from us.

She said, "so, what are your"

Intentions?"

[ Laughing ]

They liked me, though.

I could tell they liked me.

So, um...

I just said, "well, you know",

I'm gonna marry your daughter."

[ Chuckles ] I did.

I just said it right out.

I said, "I'm gonna marry this"

Girl."

And she laughed. She smiled.

And that's how I knew.

I knew they liked me.

Whole works, man, you know,

White dress.

You know, her family bearing

Witness.

I would've even gone to the damn

Church and got married.

I didn't care.

Anything.

Just as long as I could put a

Ring on her finger, man.

Yeah.

Go on some honeymoon somewhere,

You know, start working on

Having some kids.

Danny, she was beautiful.

Can you imagine the... the

Beautiful kids we could've had?

These little kids running

Around.

"Hey, daddy." [ Laughs ]

Man, I...

You know, I remember the day it

All went wrong.

I was lying in bed next to her.

She was asleep.

So perfect, too, those porcelain

Features.

She slowly started to wake up.

And she opened her mouth.

And you know what she said to

Me?

First words she ever truly spoke

To me.

She looked at me, and she

Said...

"Aah!"

Who the fuck are you, you ugly

"Fucking tattooed freak?!"

So I came on her fucking tits!

A little on her face and in her

Fucking mouth, and then I ran.

I never saw her again, Danny.

Girls can be fickle, man.

What am I gonna do?

I just want her back.

This is what you're gonna

Fucking do.

You're gonna have a drink with

Me and maybe a little cheeky

Balance, and we'll forget all

About our problems.

Okay?

No, I-i-i got to stay strong.

Listen.

Look at me, man.

I'm running this show now,

Danny, okay?

It's gonna be okay.

Fuck her, all right?

I got some good buddies coming

Around for dinner, okay?

We'll cheer you up, I promise,

All right?

You just sit down and relax...

There you go, buddy... while I

Go back into the kitchen and

Cook us a fucking wolf storm,

All right?

[ Laughs ]

Hey, we're a team, my brother.

What the fuck could go wrong,

Right?

I'm your Nicky. I'm your buddy.

I never let you down.

I never left, right?

I'm still here, right?

What the fuck could go wrong?

[ Grunts ]

Oh, fuck, it's just Otto.

[ Sloop! ]

Both: Fuck!

Nicky, what the fuck are we

Gonna do?!

I don't know.

I always wanted a fucking pet,

Danny.

Hey, Otto! Hey, buddy!

Hey, hey.

Come on.

No, no, no, stand up!

Stand up, Otto! Otto, hey!

Careful, careful, Nicky.

What if he bites?

[ Grunting ]

I think he's a...

Nazi!

A zombie, Nicky!

No!

He's a fucking Nazi zombie.

This is more serious than I

Thought.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know.

Maybe I should take him for a

Walk and fucking leave him

Somewhere.

He's not a dog, Nicky!

He's a drug dealer, and he's

Dead!

[ Distorted ] A specialist!

I know.

I'll take him out back, stove

His fucking head in.

Everything will be good.

What do you think?

What do you think, Otto?

Are you trying to say something,

Otto?

Come on, Otto.

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, shit!

What? Oh, my... fuck!

What?

Who's that?

I don't know.

Okay, take him to the

Kitchen, and I'll... and I'll

Find out who it is.

Otto, lie down and play dead.

Let's go.

You got your marching orders.

Come on, buddy, out.

There you go.

That's good.

[ Grunting ]

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Jesus Christ, Danny, you

Change the fucking locks or

What?!

Dad, what are you doing here?

Ah, we were driving past on

Our way back from Vegas.

We thought we'd stop by, so here

We fucking are, are we fucking

Not?

So, this is a house.

Uh-huh.

This is the place, sweetheart.

You still got your mom's old

Crap in this place, huh?

Shitty taste, that woman, real

Shitty taste.

Used to make me fucking sick

Living in this house, delirious,

Sitting on that couch, staring

At the fucking wallpaper.

It was like nam all over again.

Speaking of moms, this here is

The new one.

I picked her up in Vegas,

Married her right on the fucking

Spot.

I knows a bargain when I sees

One.

You did what?!

[ Laughs ] Yeah.

10 minutes after we met, she was

Sucking my dick so fucking hard,

I could vacuum the carpet with

My asshole.

What was I gonna do... let her

Get away?

[ Laughing ] No way.

I'm charity.

Now...

I've heard about your problems,

Baby, and I just wanted to tell

You...

I'm sorry, so...

As your new mom...

If you ever need a big old pair

Of titties to cry into...

They're all yours, honey.

Free for family.

Call it a...

And I fuck and suck for 50

Bucks.

Ain't she something, son?

I got to check on something.

Lay it on me.

[ Laughing ]

I'm waiting.

[ Laughs ]

I'm waiting.

[ Laughs ]

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Laughs ]

Oh, I remember this beast.

I banged his mom on this so many

Fucking times every which way,

The loose back broke.

Oh, it's fixed. You fix it?

Who fixed it?

I fixed it.

Fixed it. Who knew?

It's nice.

Well, well...

We just stopped by...

For a quick drink and...

Toast our new happiness... death

Do us part and all that shit.

Listen, dad, I'm... I'm not

Drinking anymore.

Douchebag, don't be so

Fucking dumb.

Fix me a drink before I start

Cracking skulls over there.

You hear me?

I can't.

A.A. Rules. You know the story.

Eh, you know what?

Oh, Jesus.

I want a Martini, extra

Dirty, and don't hold back.

I want a bloody Mary.

That's what I used to say to his

Mom when she had the pains.

Listen...

[ Both laughing ]

Listen, guys.

This couch is an alcohol-free

Zone.

I'm in treatment.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Coughing ]

Where's your bathroom?

It's upstairs to the right.

[ Coughing continues ]

Come on, baby.

Yeah, look at the tail on

That... Jesus Christ.

I got pre-cum.

Dad, what are you doing with

That?!

What?

Don't get so fucking upset.

I'm a man.

I got needs.

Your mother can't fulfill them

'Cause she's fucking dead.

What am I supposed to do... jerk

Off over here for the next 30

Years?

Give me a fucking break.

You're not supposed to marry

A... a hooker.

Don't you talk about your

Stepmom like that!

You hear me?!

Have some fucking respect, or

I'll put you over my fucking

Knee!

Besides, she's not a fucking

Hooker!

She's just a goddamn maniac in

The sack!

She practically raped me in

The doorway.

That's a nice thing.

That's a good quality.

When did... when did rape on a

Man become a bad thing from a

Beautiful woman?

S-s-s-she offered me sex

F-for money.

She was fucking joking!

Get a fucking sense of humor and

Stick it up your ass, you

Sensitive prick!

Come on.

It's all right.

Hey, spider-man.

I got to ask you a couple

Things.

This recession's biting me

Really fucking hard.

I got no money, son.

She thinks we live in fucking

Palm Springs, not palmdale.

You spare me some cash?

I'm broke, dad.

I'll pay you back.

You know I'm good for it.

Come on.

You got the house.

You got the old beat out there.

Help the old man out.

Y-you're my old man.

You're my dad.

Y-you're my... you're my father.

Y-you should start acting like

It.

I should be asking you for

Money.

[ Sighs ]

I was never any good at that

Shit, was I?

Peter fucking pan, boy who never

Grew up, and all that shit.

You should... you should try.

What do you think I'm fucking

Doing over here?

I don't know... introducing

Me to your new wife, asking me

For money.

[ Sighs ]

You guys are talking about

Me.

There she is!

[ Laughs ]

Hey, baby blue eyes.

Want some?

I can't.

What a fucking vision.

What a princess.

How did I get so lucky to end up

With a princess like this?

Wow-wa, woo-woo, wa-wa!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Hey, what happened to that, uh,

That piece you were banging...

Sandra?

Sonja.

Yeah, sexy Sandra.

Whoa, that was a hard body and a

Tight ass.

Man, I was 10 years younger, I

Would've banged the shit out of

That...

Dad.

Every which way.

I think the phrase you're

Looking for is, "if she wasn't"

My son's girlfriend."

Daddy...

You want to ride the fucking

Pony and give me some oats?

She's horny.

You mind if we sneak upstairs

For 10 minutes?

No. I-i mean, no!

No!

Come on, throw an old man a

Bone over here.

She's horny.

We fuck. We leave.

Bum us 20 bucks, I'll be out of

Your hair.

You can have your shitty Sunday

Back to yourself.

Ah, help me.

Whoa! Here we go.

Here we go.

It's running down my thigh

Already.

Thank you, son!

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Otto.

Hey, Dan.

Nicky, w-we got to find Otto.

No, no, no.

He's taking a much-needed

Time-out, Danny.

He's been fucking peeling

Potatoes all morning.

He's fucking exhausted.

Hey, you know what?

He's a natural sous-chef, Danny.

Bet you didn't know that, did

You?

We got... we got to find him,

And we got to... we got to... we

Got to set him loose.

Set him loose?

What about your friends, the

Fucking cops, man?

Well, he only knows a couple

Phrases, right?

The cops will just think he's

Having just a crazy trip.

Well...

That sucks.

You know, he's a really nice

Guy, Dan, okay?

I got him all wrong, okay?

She's just fucking

Misunderstood.

He's not a Nazi.

He's a good guy.

Can we keep him?

Come on. Where's your heart?

[ Moaning ]

[ Moaning louder ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

[ Foreign accent ] Yes, daddy,

Ride my fucking pony, yeah!

Ooh, I wonder what pony,

Danny.

Shut up.

Oh, seriously, man, that

Sucks, huh?

Yeah.

Your dad has a way cooler

Life than you do.

What?

Fucking chicks, man, you

Know, and... well, not much else

But still fucking chicks, man.

"Ooh, fuck my pony, baby.

[ High-pitched voice ] "Fuck me"

Daddy, fuck me, daddy."

Nicky, seriously, man...

[ Moaning loudly ]

This is really upsetting

To me.

Whoo-hoo!

But just...

We just got to go find Otto.

Otto?

Otto!

[ Normal voice ] No sense of

Humor.

[ Moaning ]

* yo ho ho and a bottle of

Rum *

* yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Otto?

[ Singing indistinctly ]

[ Growling ]

Will you marry me?

Yeah, daddy, yeah.

Yeah, daddy.

Ride the fucking pony, daddy.

Yeah, ride me, ride me!

Ride me!

Oh, yeah, ride me!

[ Continues growling ]

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Gasps ] No!

No! Don't, don't!

[ Continues growling ]

No, Otto!

[ Continues growling ]

Otto, get off me!

[ Gasping ]

Otto?

[ Belches ]

[ Retching ]

Aaah!

Ugh!

[ Growling ]

Aah!

[ Gasping ]

Aah!

[ Growling ]

Aah!

[ Moaning ]

Come on!

[ Laughing ]

Keep going, keep going!

Ah! Whee!

Ah, hey, hey, hey!

Since when did blackface come

Back into vogue?

Is this silly season?

[ Laughing ]

It's a fucking haole.

[ Gasps ] Is that so?

[ Laughs ]

No! Don't drink it!

[ Gulps ] Oh!

[ Gasps ]

Fuck!

Whoo!

Yeah!

That's some primo deluxe serum

Right there.

Ah, fucking "a."

That is the best vagina juice

I've ever had.

[ Laughs ]

Vagina juice.

That's some fucking vagina

Juice!

Cin cin [ Laughs ]

I love the smell of

Vagina juice in the morning!

Smells like pussy!

[ Laughing ]

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

[ Belching, farting ]

Whoa!

That kind of creeps up on you,

Huh?

[ Laughing ]

Creeps up on you and bites

You on the fucking ass!

Fucking freedom fry behind me.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, he's sick.

I told you, he's always been

A weird kid.

[ Deep voice ] If you ask me, I

Think his mother picked him up

And dropped him on his fucking

Goddamn head and turned him into

A douchebag.

No.

[ Laughs ]

Hey, what's up, man?

What did I miss?

Seems like quite a fucking party

Going on, and my guests haven't

Even fucking arrived yet.

Wow.

Look at those fucking titties.

Hey, baby.

Nicky, you're a...

Suck my dick.

What's wrong, brother?

Talk to me. You can talk to me.

You motherfucker!

Hey!

Watch your fucking language!

There's ladies present!

Kid's got no fucking manners!

[ Echoing ] Hey, Danny, we're

Over here.

Yeah, man, you're really weird,

You know?

[ Normal voice ] He's crying,

Fucking Danny.

[ Deep voice ] For a retard

Fuck.

Special, my ass.

About as special as when you

Find the rump of a hooker's

Hidden dick and go fucking

Bizarre!

[ Laughing ] That's really

Funny.

He's funny.

[ Echoing ] He's funny like

Rape.

I got something to sort this

Fuck out.

Aah!

[ Laughs ]

[ Echoing ] Come on, snap out

Of it, son!

You're not 6 no more!

It worked, baby.

Look at him.

He's acting weirder and weirder

Now.

Get off me.

[ Normal voice ] Just fucking

Ignore him.

That's what I used to do.

Hey, mister, you know, that

Was really weird when you fell

On the floor like that.

[ Laughs ]

No, don't drink it!

What, are you kidding, man?

I need a drink of this shit to

Look at that bitch.

You want to ride me, Danny?

[ Laughs ]

Fuck her, fuck her!

[ Doorknob rattles ]

[ Gasps ]

Hey, sexy Sandy!

Sonja.

[ Crying ] Please help me!

Hey, beautiful, you want to

Ride, too?

Hmm? Two for one.

That's a special offer.

Sonja, please!

Please help me!

I don't... I don't know how I

Got into this mess!

Fuck... You... Daniel!

[ Deep voice echoing ] Fuck you!

Aah!

[ Child vocalizing "Mexican hat"

[ dance" ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Oh, Sonja.

Baby. Ah, Sonja.

Oh, baby, I missed you so much.

I missed you so much.

I missed you, too, baby.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Well, Dan, what do you know?

Looks like you're the fucking

Pony.

[ Laughs ]

Aw, come on. Come back, baby.

Finish that. [ Laughs ]

Hey! Come back!

You fuck like your father but

With a smaller stick.

[ Laughs ] Fuck!

I'm sorry. Come on, son.

Fuck yeah, gonna take care of

You, babe.

Olé! Yeah!

[ Dog barking ]

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Laughing ]

Aah!

[ Laughing ]

Oh!

[ Moaning loudly ]

Oh, hey, Dan.

[ Chuckles ]

Man, she's a fucking sweet

Piece, man.

Now I know what the fuck you've

Been singing about all this

Time.

Come on, man, grab the ass.

Come on.

Danny, now I know where you

Learned how to fuck!

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Spitting ]

Come on, baby.

Come on, Adolf.

[ Continues moaning loudly ]

Hold it, fucky baby! Hold it!

Come on!

Come on, Nicky!

[ Child vocalizing

[ "Mexican hat dance" ]

Hey, son, how you doing?

Oh, stop it, Danny.

[ Moaning loudly ]

You fucking bitch.

Hi, baby.

What's wrong with you?

My dick! Help me out!

Finish me off!

[ Boing! ]

Daddy, daddy, daddy!

Oh! Oh, daddy!

[ Moaning loudly ]

[ Moaning loudly ]

Oh, yeah, baby! Oh, yeah!

Aah!

[ Moaning loudly ]

Daddy, you want to fuck again?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Daddy!

I'm ready!

I'll take that girl.

I'll take you again.

That's enough!

[ Vocalizing stops ]

[ Pigeon cooing in distance ]

That's enough!

[ Door slams ]

Aw.

[ Door opens, closes ]

Come on, kid, don't be so

Fucking lame, you faggot,

You faggot, huh?

I didn't come in her, if that's

What you're worried about.

He didn't come on me neither,

Daddy.

That would be sick.

Who wants a brother who's also

Their son?

[ Laughs ]

Shut up!

Won't you shut up!

And get out of my house.

It's not your house.

It's your mother's house.

Fuck you!

Douchebag.

I'm sorry, son.

You're not my mom.

And you're not my dad!

You're a fucking walking corpse,

And you're dead to me.

Come on, Daniel.

Hey, daddy loves you.

It's okay.

We're thick as thieves,

Are we not?

Thick as thieves?

You've never been there for me.

[ Chuckles ]

I've been nothing but a good son

To you.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't

Have a father.

Never have...

Never will.

[ Sniffles ]

Boo-fucking-hoo.

[ Breathing heavily ]

You know what?

You'd have turned out a

Spineless fuck, no matter what I

Did.

If I was you, I'd do what your

Mother did.

Go kill yourself.

[ Chuckles ]

Come on, sweet tits.

Let's hit palmdale.

Springs... Springs, baby.

[ Door opens, closes ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Chanting ] Otto! Otto!

Otto! Otto!

[ Gunshot ]

Otto! Otto! Otto! Otto!

Otto! Otto! Otto! Otto!

Otto! Otto! Otto! Otto!

[ Water dripping ]

Your turn, Otto.

[ Gun chamber spins ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Laughter ]

Otto! Otto! Otto! Otto!

Otto! Otto! Otto!

It's your turn, Otto.

Huh?

[ Gun chamber spins ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter stops ]

Hello?

Hello, Danny.

You want to play?

No, I-i don't want to play.

[ Chuckles ]

Are you Charles manson?

Pretty fucking weird, ain't

It, man?

Actually, not the weirdest

Thing that happened to me today.

[ Growls ]

Aren't you in jail?

Jail?

Jail's a state of mind, man.

[ Chuckles ]

You're asking me if I'm in jail.

Do I look like I'm in jail?

[ Chuckling ] I mean, we're all

In fucking jail, man...

Self-imposed prison of our

Goddamn insecurities.

Yeah, I guess.

L-listen.

Yo listen, man.

You think you're in the real

World.

You're living in a dream, man.

What, you think this is air that

You're breathing?

No, just lies and bullshit.

Just been sucking it down your

Lungs for so long, you've

Forgotten what it smells like.

Shut up for a second.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Deck of cards taps table ]

Otto... It's your turn.

[ Growling ]

[ Gun chamber spins ]

Hey!

Charlie, you're fucking late!

Where the hell you been?!

I was trying to get Tex.

He had a big Bible study.

[ Gunshot ]

[ Laughter ]

Up and down!

Up and down... revelation...

The whole book of revelation

Stuck up his fucking ass.

I was trying to get it out.

Stop laughing.

Hi, Otto! Hi, Otto!

I want you out.

Hasn't eaten all day.

I want you out!

[ Grunting ]

What the fuck is up your ass?

I want you to take your

Friends, and I want you to go!

Got a real mouth on him, man.

There's no reason to be so

Goddamn impolite.

Fuck you, Charles manson!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey,

Danny.

This is our family.

This is our friend.

We're not friends, Nicky.

We're not friends.

[ Gun chamber spins ]

What the hell are you saying,

Danny?

[ Gunshot ]

I've known for a long time,

And it's always the same...

"Nicky, you're my pal, you're my

Friend."

No such thing as friends,

Man.

Six billion people in the world,

Each one of us alone.

Shut up!

You'll know when I'm talking to

You.

But you're not my friend.

You're not my pal.

You're a rent-free nightmare.

You're shaking my hand one

Minute and cutting it off the

Next.

You're a cancer.

You're a disease.

And I don't need it anymore.

I want to be alone, I want to

Live alone, and I want to die

Alone, so no one can say I

Wasn't me!

I want you to pack your things,

And I want you to go.

Become someone else's problem,

Like I know you will be.

[ Laughing ]

What you got, Charlie?

What have I got?

[ Cheers ]

[ Grunts ]

Get the fuck out, you

Parasite!

You'r going!

Whoo-hah!

Go!

[ Chanting ] Otto! Otto! Otto!

Otto! Otto!

[ Gunshot ]

[ Laughter ]

Charlie, it's so good to be

Back!

[ Loud rock 'n' roll thumping ]

[ Children playing in distance ]

[ Siren wails in distance ]

How could you do that to me?

You've been doing the exact

Same thing to me for the last

Three years, Dan.

Every time I come over...

I don't know who I'm gonna

See...

The man I love...

Or some bum.

[ Sighs ]

Some wreck passed out on the

Bathroom floor.

You fucked my best friend...

And my dad.

Everyone around you just gets

Caught up in the wrong one, Dan.

This is not a life.

It's not how it's supposed to

Be.

You don't think I know that?

You don't think I'm trying?

[ Dog barking in distance ]

[ Airplane passes ]

[ Horn honking in distance ]

Close, Dan.

You're so fucking far away.

* should old acquaintance be

Forgot and never brought to

Mind? *

* should old acquaintance be

Forgot... *

It's time to go, ladies.

Charlie says it's dinnertime.

[ Laughter ]

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Growls ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ]

So long, square.

Don't let life kick you in the

Ass on its way out.

Do you hear?

Hmm.

Ladies.

* should old acquaintance be

Forgot and never brought to

Mind? *

[ distorted voice ] Goodbye,

Daniel.

[ Chuckles ]

You're a good man, Dan.

Don't let anyone ever tell you

Otherwise.

Hey...

Do you remember when we met?

I thought...

"There's the sweetest fucking"

Kid I've ever seen, curled up in

"That Incubator," Dan.

And you damn near broke my

Heart...

Just the sight of you.

Your dad...

Was in that bar...

Across town.

A clown...

Holding court to an audience of

Nobodies he'd never see again...

Toasting his sorrows to anyone

And everyone...

Other than you.

Your birth...

Somehow...

All of a sudden...

About him, in that moment...

All being the grief...

Of this new him...

Being born out of your poor

Mother.

And, oh, how he wept that night.

He was a cruel man, Dan.

He always was...

And he still is.

Your mother, medicated out of

Her fucking mind...

Like she always liked to be...

Content, quiet...

And comfortable in some...

Opium womb...

And a million Miles away from

You.

She abandoned you, Danny, at

Birth.

They all did.

They all did, and they always

Have.

And you were all alone, man...

Just like me.

And I thought...

"Now there's a good soul."

And I've been looking a long

Time, Danny.

I looked long and hard to find

You.

And there you were...

Like some angel to me.

[ Sighs ]

[ Sobbing softly ]

You are my father, son, and

Holy ghost, man.

I never loved anyone like I

Loved you.

I'm sorry for coming into your

Life, Danny.

It's not you, Dan.

All these problems...

It's not you.

I love you, brother.

And I'm gonna make you proud

Someday.

Nicky, listen.

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

I was raised catholic,

And I don't believe in

[ speaking indistinctly ]

I just really... I've never had

A boyfriend before, so...

You've never had a boyfriend?

So you have male friends but

No boyfriends, so you really

Have no interest in sex.

I do, I just don't want to

Do it with anyone, though.

You don't want to do it with

Anyone.

That's why you're a virgin.

I don't know.

Like, I-I'm curious.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, but you're not lusting.

You're not into it.

You want to have a boyfriend.

No, no, no, no, no, I don't

Want to have a boyfriend.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, if he's the one

[Speaking indistinctly] He likes

Me, and he, um...

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

Not like he's never been with a

Girl, like he doesn't like

Girls, but he's just an extreme

Shy.

And you think that would be

Good for you to be with a man

With no experience?

Um, I don't know.

I guess I never thought of that,

But I...

Think about it, how...

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Beep ]

Hey. It's Danny.

Leave me a message.

[ Beep ]

[ Voice breaking ] Dan?

Danny, please pick up.

Danny?

Are you there?

[ Crying ] Dan, I'm so sorry.

I know...

I know I fucked up.

I know. I'm sorry.

Fuck.

Oh, Danny, fuck.

I'm sorry.

[ Sobbing ]

Please, please, I want you back.

I can't do this alone, Danny.

Danny, I can't do it alone.

Danny, please don't make me do

It alone.

Danny, please.

Please.

Pick up, Danny.

[ Sobs ]

Pick up.

Please.

Please.

[ Beep ]

[ Sobbing ]

Are you okay?

No.

I know.

I can tell you're having a

Really bad day.

Sorry.

[ Sobbing ]

Hey, you know what I like to

Do when I'm having a day like

That?

[ Siren wails ]

[ Airplane passes ]

I know it's not the answer...

But why don't you let me buy you

A drink?

[ Sobbing ]

You can talk about it...

If you want to.

It's gonna be okay.

[ "Errol Flynn" plays ]

* you wanna be like

Errol Flynn,

Captain blood was a whore *

* you wanna be like Gary Cooper,

High on a horse *

* you wanna be like lon chaney,

Howling at the moo-oo-oo-n *

* you wanna be like David glass,

Give me a kiss too soon *

* whoa, whoa, whoa

* yeah, oh, yeah

* yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Whoa, whoa, whoa *

* well, I told you once,

I told you twice,

I told you before *

* just 'cause you're the good

Guy don't mean you're gonna win

Them all *

* whoa, whoa, whoa

* yeah, oh, yeah

* yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

* well, I told you once,

Told you twice,

I told you three times before*

* just because I'm the bad guy

Don't mean I'm gonna lose them

All *

* whoa, whoa, whoa

* yeah, oh, yeah

* yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

* whoa, whoa, whoa

* yeah, yeah, yeah

* yeah, yeah,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

[ music fades ]