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I don't know what's going on.
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Maybe you did it.
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I would never want touch your underwear, you've probably jizzed all over
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You have no idea what's going happen now that the elf has lost his magic do you?
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It doesn't matter they're not real
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They can get up and walk by themselves or something
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We'll have show him wont we
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This is definitely going to be my stepsister fucking looking at me.
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What are you...
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Okay, I guess not here
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Anyone here?
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Where the fuck is she
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Who
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Kay
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What's going on
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Uh
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Free use elves
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I love Christmas.
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Does that mean i can do anything to you?
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Interesting
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Ok, this is kinda cool
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Take it back!
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This should wake you up
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No reaction
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You're gonna come over here
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There we go
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Now let's do this
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I'm gonna put you on my lap
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And then, and then...
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Perfect.
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Now I've got all the reason for it all
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This might be the best Christmas ever
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What else can i do to y'all?
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Christmas magic says you lay on the edge of your bed
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The fact that it worked is amazing.
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This is awesome
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Yeah, this was amazing
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Oh my god
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Holy shit
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Oh, fuck.
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Uh...
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You in there Parker?
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Yeah! We're just wrapping your Christmas presents as a surprise
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Can I be in there with you-
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I really need help with the groceries
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Fuckin' threw my back out again
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Yeah we'll be right out
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I guess, as long as it's just hurry up and sit down.
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Okay! Yes ice or bed?
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You didn'tell me were real
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you don´t want to get caught do you
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We're gonna have a holly jolly time
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You better do what we say.
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Do you think you deserve to be on the nice list?
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I think he's been really naughty
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Do you want to show him naughty girls?
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Look at her making that cock feel so good.
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You should taste this candy cane
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Tastes just like peppermint
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Isn't she so good with it
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Yeah.
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They say it's the season of gifting
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She is so good at giving, isn't she?
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Oh what a good little elf
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Santa would be so proud
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You think he would
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I know
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That's like all the good elves.
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I can't watch a magic hat!
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Good boy, good boy
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Girls, would you play with his Jingle Balls for me?
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I think they can hear him ringing.
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Oh you're so good at that!
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Santa's in his best elves.
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I think he is really going to like my seats
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I'm so happy
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This candy is so good
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It'such a holly jolly time
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This is a miracle.
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His chin is bouncing
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Oh my god
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Do you still have sugar problems?
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I'm jealous of how much fun you're having.
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I want some too.
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Why don't you touch them?
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Yeah, oh yes
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Yes please
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Oh yeah
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Yeah
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Yes
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Uh-huh
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Here
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Yes
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Oh my god, yes! Yes yes.
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Girls we're definitely making the nice list
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I'm going to take a trip.
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Yes, please!
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Get over here
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Oh, yes.
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Oh my god! Yes you look so pretty bouncing on that car key
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You wanna ride that sleigh baby?
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Yeah!
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Oh, this really is the best season.
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Oh my god, you're so good at that.
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I'm going to tear up right now
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It's okay
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You can do it
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Yes
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Thank God
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Okay.
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Keep it up, he's gonna paint us with his smell!
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We'll be a white Christmas
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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Oh you like that gingerbread man?
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That'so funny
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Oh, you look so good riding that dick.
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I know!
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You're such a cutie pie
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Yeah, come.
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All over that fucking candy cane!
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Just like that... yeah?
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Oh my god
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That'so nice
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Such a good little elf
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Aww
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Such pretty little elf when you grow up
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Aww
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Yeah
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Yeah?
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Oh, you're so beautiful.
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Yeah
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Gosh
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Such a perfect girl
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You wanna try it on me now
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Yes please
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It'so hot.
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I'm gonna take you to the North Pole!
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I'm going to kiss your sugar plum.
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Yes, my bunny!
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It's been like 15 minutes ago for hell.
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I'll be right out, we're almost done!
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Just go lay back down
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That'd be a fucking grill
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Uh it-it...something
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It's okay
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You're such a good boy
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That's why I said that you're a bad puppet.
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You are not good at all...
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Oh my god!
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Fuck, fucking
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Fuck
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Yes please
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Oh, fuck.
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Shit!
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Oh fuck...
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck!
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Holy shit
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Holy fuck
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Fuck
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Oh my gosh.
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This is so good, Brad!
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I think he's going to paint your orbits
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He looks like someone who has been through a lot
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I'm so happy.
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Thank you, thank you!
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She's going to miss me...
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I want you to take care of your little ho-ho.
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You're gonna be covers
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and i want you make it snow all over me
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Take care, my little HoHo
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It's Christmas season after all
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Don't wanna get put back on the naughty list do ya?
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Make it a white Christmas
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Relax John
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Yes please
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Tina
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That's all you got?
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She almost falls over
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Oh my god
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You're gonna feel good
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I think your going to make her calm
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Stop that
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Stop until she calms
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Oh my god, you're so fucking good. You look so fucking perfect!
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Don't ya go in there?
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Yes yes..you take it SO well
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So fucking deep
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Everyone's fuckin' crying
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I can stop
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Don'turn away.
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Good job getting every last drop!
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Look at all that sugar come...
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For my Christmas gift.
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Parker, I got ice cream mountain in the fucking...
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What?
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Is that gum on your fucking steps?!
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Ah! Damn it!!
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We were getting your Christmas present ready
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You're gonna ruin Christmas
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You hurt yourself putting lights up?
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Get the fuck out of here!
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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