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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,338 Most of the time, it's like-- 2 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,422 I don't know. 3 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,508 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 4 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,760 covering everything. 5 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,388 Like we see the world, 6 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,141 but we don't really see the world, you know? 7 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,937 We're all just stumbling around. 8 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,354 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 9 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:05,691 No sense of purpose. 10 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,361 I know that might sound super depressing, 11 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:13,407 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 12 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,036 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 13 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,290 Those brief, transcendent moments 14 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:25,084 when the lights flicker on, the black cloud parts, 15 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,003 and you see the world for what it really is. 16 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,131 Oh. 17 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,636 And suddenly there's meaning. 18 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,181 Suddenly there's purpose. 19 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,147 So, uh, do you-- 20 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:49,193 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. 21 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:52,654 Shit. 22 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,702 If you're lucky, 23 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,787 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 24 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,665 Goddamn, that was... 25 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,625 - That was smooth. - Yeah. 26 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,709 For me... 27 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,835 So smooth. 28 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,086 ...it happened twice. 29 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,548 The first was the day I met Josh. 30 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,926 Uh, I'm Josh. 31 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,011 I'm Iris. 32 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,472 And the second... 33 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,975 the day I killed him. 34 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:35,613 Iris, wake up. 35 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,578 Hey, sleepyhead. 36 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,498 How long was I out? 37 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,251 Uh, for a while. 38 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:51,004 Yeah, you were zonked out there pretty good. 39 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:54,423 I was having the most wonderful dream. 40 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,176 Oh, yeah? About me? 41 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,512 Well, that is very presumptuous, but... 42 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,430 Yeah. 43 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,599 - ...yes. - Yes. Knew it. 44 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,767 Was it sexy times? 45 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,269 No, you deviant. 46 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,854 - Little bit of sexy times? - No, I was-- 47 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:08,938 - Was my shirt off? - No, 48 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:11,191 I was dreaming about the day we met. 49 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,652 It was all so perfect. 50 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,238 Remember how perfect it all was? 51 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,657 Yeah, no. No, how could I forget? 52 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,493 The supermarket, the oranges. 53 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,125 What road is this? 54 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,836 It's not showing up on the GPS. 55 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,920 I don't think this is the road. 56 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,840 Think this might be the driveway. 57 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,913 You have arrived 58 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,539 at your destination. 59 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,042 Thank you, Josh's car. 60 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:13,629 Thank you, car. 61 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,463 Pop the trunk. 62 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,506 Popping trunk. 63 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,593 Fuck me. 64 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,220 Kat called this place 65 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,138 a "little rustic cabin in the woods." 66 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,556 I think we might have differing opinions 67 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,893 on the meaning of the word "cabin." 68 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,479 Also "rustic." 69 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,772 Also "little." 70 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,447 What? 71 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,159 Iris. Come on. You know you can't lie to me. 72 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,285 Tell me what's wrong. 73 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,745 I'm gonna do something stupid. 74 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,205 I'm gonna say something stupid. 75 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,207 I'm gonna embarrass you. They're gonna laugh at me. 76 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,376 They're gonna hate me. They already hate me. 77 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:54,460 Jesus Christ, Iris. 78 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,003 We've been planning this trip for months, 79 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,964 and this is all just coming out now? 80 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,507 Like 20 feet from the fucking door? 81 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,220 Look, look. Hey. 82 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,097 My friends don't hate you. 83 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,181 Kat does. 84 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,685 Yeah, m-maybe, but Kat hates everybody. 85 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,854 I just don't wanna screw everything up. 86 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,731 Come on, Beep-Boop. You're not gonna screw everything up. 87 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,651 Just relax, you know? 88 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,903 Don't be all mopey and weird. 89 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,488 Just remember to-- 90 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,867 remember to smile and act happy. 91 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:26,410 Okay? 92 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:33,708 Yay! You made it. Fucking finally. 93 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,502 Okay, so when you said remote, I thought you meant, like, 94 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,171 a couple miles off the highway. 95 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,756 I didn't realize you meant edge of fucking civilization. 96 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,175 Oh, don't be so dramatic, Josh. 97 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,218 - It's not that far. - Okay, hard disagree. 98 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,349 Uh, hello, Iris. 99 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,394 Hi, Kat. It's so good to see you. 100 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,354 So good. 101 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,859 Everyone, look who I found. 102 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,360 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey. 103 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,945 Look at you in the kitchen, man. 104 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,072 Yeah, look at me. Welcome. I would give you a hug, 105 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,366 but I've got scallop hands. Sorry. 106 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,744 Okay, well, I appreciate that. Where's-- 107 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,163 - There he is! - Hey! 108 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:15,583 Joshyboy, Joshyboy. 109 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,667 Hey, buddy. 110 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,960 You too, girl. Get in here. 111 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,213 - Hi. How are you? - Hi! How are you? 112 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,798 I'm good. Uh, I'm... drunk. 113 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,177 - Oh. - Good. This is good. 114 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,179 Oh, and, Josh, you remember Sergey. 115 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,264 Hey. 116 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:36,145 Hey, Sergey. Nice to see you again. 117 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,939 - Likewise, my friend. - Oh. 118 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,524 Likewise. 119 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:43,528 And this beautiful creation must be Iris. 120 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,279 - Hello. - Mmm. 121 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,197 Such pleasure. 122 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,907 I have heard lot about this one. 123 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,078 Really? All good I hope. 124 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,460 Your lake house, it's really-- it's incredible. 125 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,003 - Yeah, and so secluded. - Yeah. 126 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,172 I mean, I think the last place we passed 127 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,841 was like ten miles back. 128 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,426 Seventeen. And I paid for this. 129 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,554 Privacy does not come cheap, my friends. 130 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,347 Not cheap at all. 131 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,932 Don't tell me you own the whole lake. 132 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,812 No, no, no. Don't be silly. Just all the land around it. 133 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,188 But let's get you guys a drink. 134 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,148 What do you like? Beer, cocktail, wine? 135 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,193 I'm fine. More than anything, I just need a shower. 136 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,987 Katyonak, what room they are in? 137 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:28,030 Uh, up the stairs, down the hall, 138 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,532 - last door on the left. - Okay. 139 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,952 - I'll see you later. Yeah. - Okay, I'll see you. Bye. 140 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,561 Smile. 141 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,650 Act happy. 142 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,737 Okay, continue. Continue with the story. 143 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,322 Anyway, so I was 144 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:54,867 wearing this ridiculously elaborate Dracula costume, 145 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,329 and I didn't know a single person, as I said. 146 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,581 So I'm standing by the snack table 147 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:04,335 just munching on carrots and something 148 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,587 - that looked like hummus-- - It wasn't hummus. 149 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,672 It was not hummus. 150 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:10,175 It was not hummus, I don't think, but I-- 151 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,761 I feel a tap on my shoulder. 152 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,972 And so I turn around, 153 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:21,143 and there's this green, puffy dinosaur 154 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,437 just staring me down. 155 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,022 And inside its head, 156 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:28,819 I hear this very muffled, very annoyed voice say... 157 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,029 "You're standing on my tail." 158 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,449 So I turn around, I look down, and sure enough, 159 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,828 I'm standing on his little dino tail. 160 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,789 So I step off and apologize. 161 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,459 And he takes his head off, 162 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:47,503 and I'm looking at the most beautiful man 163 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,256 that I've ever seen in my life. 164 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,592 So, did you meet this beautiful man 165 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,428 - after you met Eli, or... - Okay, you know what? Shut up. 166 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,471 - Was that a scallop? - That was a scallop. 167 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,974 - Actually hit me. - Yeah, I took baseball. 168 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:00,892 Yes, you did. 169 00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,144 Well, when did you know? 170 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,479 Uh, know what? 171 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,565 That-- 172 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,900 That he was the one. 173 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,152 Oh. 174 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,153 Right then and there. 175 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,990 I know it's gonna sound cheesy, but the moment-- 176 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,952 the moment we locked eyes, something inside of me just... 177 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,495 clicked into place. 178 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,415 Doesn't sound cheesy at all. 179 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:24,917 I get it. 180 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:30,296 It's like there's this piece of you 181 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,256 that you didn't even know was broken, 182 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,342 and then... 183 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,721 suddenly it's-- it's fixed. 184 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,850 And you're-- you're staring at this stranger, 185 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,854 this person you've never met before, 186 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,273 and you know... 187 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,652 that for the rest of your life, 188 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:57,449 you will do whatever it takes to make this person happy. 189 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,829 Right? 190 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,623 - Yeah. - Yeah. 191 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,125 Yeah, totally. 192 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,965 Patrick, this food is unbelievable. Thank you. 193 00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,883 Thank you, Sergey. That's so nice of you. 194 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,093 Um, I'm glad you like it. 195 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,678 He spoils me. I swear I've gained 196 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,847 like ten pounds since we started dating. 197 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:24,226 - Only ten? - Shut the fuck up. Okay? 198 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,272 So, Sergey, what kind of work do you do? 199 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:34,069 Oh, you know, I have fingers in many pots. 200 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:39,449 My hands are not clean, my friend. 201 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,742 It's a... 202 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:46,164 ...a very dirty business. 203 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,709 Sergey seems-- 204 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,793 He seems nice. 205 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:51,878 Oh, yeah. 206 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,048 He's got everything you want in a man. 207 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,885 Yeah, he's rich, intelligent. 208 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,970 He's got a beautiful wife. 209 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:04,640 Wife? So, he-- Sergey's married? 210 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,892 Mm-hmm. 211 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,436 But you love-- you love each other? 212 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:11,272 Love? No. No, no, no. 213 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:15,193 He'd have to think of me as a human being first. 214 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,945 I don't understand. 215 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,532 I'm an accessory, like his fucking car. 216 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:26,370 I wear what he wants. Eat what he wants. 217 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,457 Fuck when he wants. 218 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,172 Look who I'm talking to. 219 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,347 Do you not like me, Kat? 220 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:49,561 You know, it's not that I don't like you, Iris. 221 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,272 It's the idea of you. 222 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,441 You make me feel so... 223 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,694 replaceable. 224 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,322 Replaceable? 225 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,368 Nobody could replace you, Kat. 226 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:05,993 I mean, you're Kat. 227 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,412 And you're so fearless. It's inspiring. 228 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,248 I wish I could be more like you, but... 229 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,419 ...you know, I wasn't built that way. 230 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,755 I just... 231 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,632 I feel like there's always something inside of me 232 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,717 holding me back. 233 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,411 No, no, no. 234 00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:49,496 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 235 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,498 Come on. 236 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,212 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 237 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,465 Okay, get up, bitch. 238 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,467 - Get up! Come on! - No. Oh, God. 239 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,345 - Come on! - That's right. 240 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,221 - You too. - What the fuck? 241 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,598 Put that phone away and get up. 242 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,266 - Okay. - Get your asses up. 243 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,186 - Come on. - Come on! 244 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,360 Iris, what are you doing? 245 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:28,178 Ah! 246 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:44,027 I'm so glad we did this. 247 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,739 Being here with you is just perfect. 248 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:49,992 Uh-huh. 249 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:55,539 I'm sorry if I was being weird or mopey earlier. 250 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:03,379 I just want you to be happy, Josh. That's all. 251 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,048 Iris, go to sleep. 252 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,567 It's such a gorgeous day out. 253 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:25,903 Uh, what's the weather? 254 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,029 It's currently 72 degrees 255 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,781 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 256 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,367 It never gets old. 257 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,334 - You almost ready? - Oh, I'm sorry, babe. 258 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,877 I think I need some time to shower 259 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,545 and pound a few gallons of coffee. 260 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,880 Why don't, uh-- 261 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,007 Why don't you head down there by yourself? 262 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,593 But it was your idea. 263 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,262 You said you wanted a nice, relaxing morning by the lake. 264 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,098 I know, but that's before the hangover caught up with me. 265 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,435 Last night was a lot. 266 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:00,979 You had fun though, right? 267 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,941 Of course I did, Beep-Boop. 268 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,276 Last night was incredible. 269 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,415 You want me to wait? 270 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,795 We could make the shower for two. 271 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,383 Nah, no, no. That's okay. Um... 272 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,510 You go on ahead. 273 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,596 Enjoy as much of this gorgeous day as you can. 274 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,349 - Okay. - Yeah. 275 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,560 Hmm. 276 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,409 Sorry? 277 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,912 Means "good morning." 278 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,248 Oh, yes. 279 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,749 Dobroe utro to you too. 280 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,710 Hey, your Russian is not bad. 281 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,381 It is not good, but also it is not bad. 282 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,344 Nice view. 283 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:45,936 To love. 284 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,695 Mmm. 285 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:56,779 You like? 286 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,283 I think I'm actually going to head back inside. 287 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,492 So soon? 288 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,952 Yeah... 289 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,662 Josh wasn't feeling great this morning, 290 00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,122 so I think I should check in on him. 291 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,958 Josh is big boy. He can take care of himself. 292 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,961 Stay. Keep Sergey company. 293 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,464 I really think I should see him. 294 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,634 You... 295 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,554 like lake house, yes? 296 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,389 Yeah. 297 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,017 You enjoy your time here? 298 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,227 Mm-hmm. Yeah, very much. 299 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:32,064 Then as guest, please stay. 300 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,484 Keep this old Russian man company. 301 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,697 - Okay. - Wonderful. 302 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:40,782 Mmm. 303 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,920 Oh. 304 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,380 You mind? 305 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,466 Just back and shoulders. 306 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,384 - It's tough to reach. - Oh. 307 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,429 Don't want to get too tan. 308 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:13,607 Okay. 309 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:17,569 Mmm. 310 00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:23,115 And shoulders, please. 311 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,368 Okay. 312 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,384 What are you doing? 313 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,389 It's not problem. This Kat's idea. 314 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:47,891 She tell Sergey you are down here. 315 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,852 Give Sergey permission. 316 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,145 Let go of my hand, please. 317 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:56,023 This is what you do, yes? 318 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,735 This is what you are for. 319 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,198 - Mmm. - Please. 320 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:05,075 Please stop. 321 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,078 I was drunk. I mean, you-- 322 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,121 Last night, it was crazy. 323 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,163 You were extremely drunk. 324 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,165 You were drunk too. Like, more drunk than I got. 325 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,876 I don't really get drunk. It's like this gift. 326 00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:16,794 Like, people get bloated and stuff, and not me. 327 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,921 - Like, never happens. - Never get bloated. 328 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,965 Never. It's like I could drink and do whatever I want. 329 00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:23,176 - It's like you get dehydrated. - Yeah, just, like-- 330 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:24,511 What the fuck? 331 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,679 Oh, shit. 332 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,558 Iris, what the fuck? 333 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,935 I didn't mean to. He-- 334 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,148 He forced himself on me. 335 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:37,691 Who did? 336 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:39,943 Sergey? 337 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,361 Mmm. 338 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,613 Please. 339 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,366 Sergey just want little taste. 340 00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,955 I just wanted him to stop. 341 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:55,918 Oh, God. Sergey. 342 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:02,590 Iris. Hey, look at me. Look at me. Talk me through it. 343 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:03,759 What happened? 344 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:06,303 I-- 345 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:11,558 I said stop! 346 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:17,314 I didn't have a choice. 347 00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:26,698 Sergey? 348 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:45,132 He wouldn't let go. He was choking me, Josh. 349 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,263 And then I-- 350 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,848 And then you what, Iris? Then you what? 351 00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:58,187 He was trying to kill me, 352 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,397 and the only thing I could think about 353 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,565 was that if he did kill me, 354 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,149 I'd never get to see you again, 355 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,861 and that hurt so much more than the pain of being choked! 356 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,404 I wouldn't let that happen. 357 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,780 I couldn't let him take me away from you. 358 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,782 I love you so much! 359 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:11,159 Iris, go to sleep. 360 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,381 Okay. Don't forget her ankles, okay? 361 00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:26,048 Okay. 362 00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:27,550 Are you sure this is gonna hold? 363 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,093 Yeah, no, it's fine. 364 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,553 She's not superhuman or anything. 365 00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:32,764 She's only as strong as they want her to be. 366 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,747 Handcuff knot. 367 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,501 - Hey. - Hey. 368 00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:02,835 How's she doing? 369 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,254 She's asleep. I gave her two Xanax. 370 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,548 Xanaxes? Xani? 371 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:09,926 - Whatever, she's asleep. - Okay, good. Good. 372 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,470 So... 373 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:13,971 what do we do now? 374 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,848 Uh, I mean, the only thing we can do. 375 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:18,226 We call the cops. We tell them everything. 376 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,435 Right, yeah. 377 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:21,522 - Yeah. - But what about... 378 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:26,568 Well, uh, obviously I'll need to, uh, you know. 379 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,487 I just don't understand how this could have happened. 380 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,155 Don't they have safeguards for this kind of shit? 381 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:32,491 I have no idea. 382 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,868 Like a glitch maybe? 383 00:25:35,619 --> 00:25:36,703 Yeah. 384 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,875 Okay. Okay, so... 385 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,169 I'll call the cops, and you will... 386 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,129 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 387 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:50,091 Sorry, do you mind, um, taking it outside? 388 00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:53,679 Just 'cause... I-- I wanna say goodbye. 389 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:56,931 Yeah. 390 00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:58,642 - Yeah, buddy. Sure. - Yeah, thanks. 391 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:09,902 Iris, wake up. 392 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:10,987 ...be lost without you! 393 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:13,614 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, it's okay. You're okay. 394 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,741 - You're okay. I'm here. Hey. - Josh. 395 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,326 Listen to me. 396 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,705 Wait. Why are my hands tied? Why are my hands tied, Josh? 397 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,082 Iris. We didn't have a choice. We didn't have a choice. 398 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,876 You murdered Sergey. You remember? 399 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:25,793 No, no, no, no. 400 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,545 It was self-defense. He was gonna kill me. 401 00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,589 He was gonna kill me. You gotta believe me. 402 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,174 No, I believe you, Iris. 403 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,010 I mean, you couldn't lie to me even if you wanted to. 404 00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:34,719 What? 405 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,182 It's, um, part of your programming. 406 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:41,560 Programming? What the hell are you talking about? 407 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,562 Okay, um... 408 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,981 Sorry, there's just no delicate way to say this. 409 00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:51,068 So, I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid right off. 410 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:54,406 You're a robot. 411 00:26:57,618 --> 00:26:58,618 I'm... 412 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,995 A robot. 413 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:06,210 More specifically, you're a companion robot. 414 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:10,087 A companion robot? 415 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,007 Yeah, it's like a, um... 416 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,718 I hate the word "fuckbot." 417 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:18,514 Um, 'cause you do so much more than that, but, uh... 418 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:22,351 You're an emotional support robot... 419 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:24,853 that fucks. 420 00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:27,688 You're joking, right? 421 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,690 - This is just a sick-- - Iris, what's the weather? 422 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:30,775 It's currently 72 degrees 423 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:33,195 with an 83% chance of rain in the evening. 424 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,282 - Are-- - Hmm. 425 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,117 Are you still not convinced? 426 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:41,828 Yeah, okay, uh... 427 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,121 Let's see. 428 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,957 Iris, do you know any foreign languages? 429 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,459 Can you speak, say, Spanish? 430 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,963 Josh, you know no sé hablar español. 431 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:53,506 ¿Qué? 432 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:55,341 How about Chinese? 433 00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:58,678 Do I need to keep going? 434 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,179 'Cause I can go, uh... 435 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,515 I can do Portuguese. I can do Korean. 436 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:03,767 I can do, uh... 437 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:07,353 I don't know what Telugu is, but apparently you speak it. 438 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,231 I don't-- I don't understand. 439 00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:10,940 I-- 440 00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:12,400 No, no, no. I have memories. 441 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:15,945 Uh, uh... College. Uh, summer jobs. I've-- 442 00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:18,406 I've been to Japan. Twice. 443 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:19,782 Okay, so what those are-- 444 00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:20,867 Those are, um... 445 00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:23,286 They're like outlines of memories. 446 00:28:23,287 --> 00:28:26,873 You know, just enough to give you a little, uh, backstory. 447 00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:29,083 The-- The-- The day we met in the grocery store. 448 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:32,753 You and the oranges. That is not an outline of a memory. 449 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,630 Yeah, it's fake. Never happened. 450 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:35,715 I just randomly picked it 451 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,133 from a drop-down list of meet-cutes. 452 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:39,844 It could've been anywhere. It could've been dog park, 453 00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:43,015 a bookstore, farmer's market. 454 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,393 It never happened? 455 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,061 Okay, do, um-- 456 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:51,982 Do you wanna know how we met? Like, how we really met? 457 00:28:57,529 --> 00:28:59,323 Hey. Josh Beeman? 458 00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:01,657 - Yeah, that's me. - Okay. 459 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,160 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you. 460 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,168 Sorry. 461 00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:13,795 How you doing? 462 00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,967 Okay, this is the user agreement. 463 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,093 - Okay. - Just give it a read 464 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:23,138 and then sign at the bottom when you're done. 465 00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:24,890 Um... 466 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:32,980 So, um, what do I do 467 00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:36,318 when she, like, boots up or whatever? 468 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,694 Well, once she's done syncing with your phone, 469 00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:40,447 you'll need to create a love link. 470 00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:42,949 - Love link? - Yeah. It establishes 471 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:45,244 the emotional connection between you and... 472 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:48,913 Iris. 473 00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,040 Just follow the vocal prompts when she wakes up. 474 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,459 It's all pretty intuitive. 475 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:58,297 Do they-- Do they know that they're robots? 476 00:29:58,298 --> 00:29:59,382 Not at all. 477 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:02,426 She'll be so fixated on you, your wants, your needs, 478 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,803 that'll never even occur to her. 479 00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:05,596 The whole experience is customizable. 480 00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:07,974 You can change her voice, eye color, intelligence, 481 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:10,810 and if you ever wanna revert back to her factory settings, 482 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:13,229 there is a thumbprint sensor behind her right ear. 483 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:15,356 Just hold your thumb there for five seconds, 484 00:30:15,357 --> 00:30:16,440 she'll reset. 485 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:19,235 You can-- You can change their intelligence? 486 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,611 Yeah, but don't worry. 487 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:23,155 There's about a billion government regulations 488 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:24,532 that force us to limit 489 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,242 how strong and smart they can be. 490 00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:28,369 A hundred-percent intelligence would be the equivalent 491 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:29,495 of an Ivy League grad. 492 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,708 Zero percent would be a mindless automaton. 493 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,418 It really just depends on what kind of partner you want. 494 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,171 She can't lie. So if you ask her a question, 495 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:40,131 she literally has to tell you the truth. 496 00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:42,175 And for obvious reasons, her programming prevents her 497 00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:44,177 from causing harm to humans, animals, 498 00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:46,304 or other companions. Trust me, Mr. Beeman. 499 00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:47,930 You have nothing to worry about. 500 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,224 Iris is completely docile. 501 00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,978 She's yours to do whatever you want with. 502 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:24,342 To establish love link, please place your face 503 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:27,095 within three feet of my field of vision. 504 00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:45,072 Please say your name. 505 00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:50,243 Josh Beeman. 506 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:55,332 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 507 00:32:15,853 --> 00:32:17,771 Love link established. 508 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,409 Hey, you. 509 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:33,620 H-Hi. 510 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,041 Um... 511 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:41,336 Uh... 512 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:43,797 So... 513 00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:46,757 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. 514 00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:47,843 Oh, fuck! 515 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:50,554 Oh, God! 516 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:56,351 I don't understand. 517 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,729 I feel things. 518 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:03,775 Anger, guilt, sadness. I-- 519 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:07,737 I know what pain feels like. 520 00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:09,156 It's programming. 521 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:11,866 It's just a way to make you seem more real. 522 00:33:11,867 --> 00:33:14,452 Everything you do, your whole life, 523 00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:16,330 it's just an imitation of a life. 524 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:21,209 There-- There we go. Perfect. Okay. 525 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:23,753 This is just water. 526 00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:26,339 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body. 527 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,633 It's like wiper fluid. 528 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,801 I get it topped off every time I take you in to get serviced. 529 00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:32,053 Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 530 00:33:32,054 --> 00:33:33,514 No, you're not! 531 00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:36,224 Iris, it's programming. 532 00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:38,435 Stop saying that! 533 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:43,231 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 534 00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:45,317 I know this must be a lot to process. 535 00:33:57,621 --> 00:33:58,956 Okay. 536 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,543 Okay, what? 537 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,378 I'm not real. 538 00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:08,465 But I'm still yours. 539 00:34:09,591 --> 00:34:12,678 We can get through this. We can go back home. 540 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,054 I'll do whatever you want. 541 00:34:16,014 --> 00:34:19,016 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. 542 00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:22,727 I can make you happy, Josh. 543 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:25,690 I can make you so, so, so, so happy. 544 00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:29,360 No. 545 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,322 I'm sorry, Iris. That can't happen. 546 00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,241 Why not? 547 00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:36,827 Uh, what are you doing? 548 00:34:38,871 --> 00:34:40,120 - Nothing, okay? - What the fuck 549 00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:41,122 are you waiting for? 550 00:34:41,123 --> 00:34:42,790 - Shut her down already. - Shut me down? 551 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,626 - Fuck, Kat. Jesus Christ! - What is she talking about? 552 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:47,544 - Shut me down? Josh! - Nothing, nothing. Just-- 553 00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:49,421 Will you excuse me for a second, Iris? 554 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:50,506 Josh! Please! 555 00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:52,133 - Dude. - No, come on. 556 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:53,385 Josh! 557 00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:56,096 Josh. 558 00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:04,812 You can't do that, Kat. 559 00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:06,647 You can't tell a robot you're gonna shut it down. 560 00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:09,358 That's, like, not cool at all. 561 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:12,069 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh. 562 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:14,322 This was not part of the plan. 563 00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:16,574 Look, I know, and I'm sorry, but I mean, 564 00:35:16,575 --> 00:35:18,242 considering everything she's done for us, 565 00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:20,454 I figured she was at least owed an explanation. 566 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:22,414 And-- 567 00:35:22,915 --> 00:35:24,540 Okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye. 568 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:25,625 Are you kidding? 569 00:35:25,626 --> 00:35:28,753 She's a piece of plastic that you have sex with. 570 00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:29,670 Ugh. 571 00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:32,298 Saying goodbye to her is like saying goodbye 572 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,008 to the sock you jerk off in. 573 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,636 Okay, she's not a sock. 574 00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:40,306 The plan hasn't changed, Kat. 575 00:35:40,307 --> 00:35:42,308 I'm just adding one tiny, extra step. 576 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,727 Just a final farewell. And then I will switch 577 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,187 all of her settings back to normal. 578 00:35:46,188 --> 00:35:49,065 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently. 579 00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:50,775 - And then? - And then nothing. 580 00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:52,276 Then we crack open a bottle of champagne, 581 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,778 and we wait for the cops to show up. 582 00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,491 I mean, the hard part's over. 583 00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:00,284 Which, by the way, 584 00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:01,994 like, holy fucking shit! Right? 585 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,455 I mean, you plan, and you plan, you plan, 586 00:36:04,456 --> 00:36:06,040 and you, like, know it's gonna happen, 587 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:07,708 but then, like, it happens, and you're like, 588 00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:09,419 "Holy fucking shit!" 589 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,004 I mean, we did it! 590 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,424 We did it. We, like, fucking did it. 591 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:19,053 All-- All right, all right. That's-- That's good. 592 00:36:19,054 --> 00:36:20,805 - That's enough. - Okay, yeah, sorry. Right. 593 00:36:20,806 --> 00:36:23,016 Sorry. I still just can't believe it. 594 00:36:23,517 --> 00:36:25,643 Yeah, I know. It's so crazy. 595 00:36:25,644 --> 00:36:27,186 What the fuck is going on with you? 596 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:28,688 Why are you not as excited as I am? 597 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:31,316 No, I am. I'm excited. It's, um... 598 00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:34,403 It's just-- It's just the Xanax Eli gave me. 599 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,112 You actually took it? 600 00:36:36,113 --> 00:36:39,199 It's a Xanax, Josh. I'm not gonna not take it. 601 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:45,372 Hey, Beep-Boop. Look, I'm so sorry about that. 602 00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:47,708 Everything's gonna be okay. We're-- 603 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,295 What are you doing? 604 00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:53,212 Oh, fuck. Iris, go to s-- 605 00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:58,010 Help! 606 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:02,263 Baby, I'm so sorry. 607 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,398 He'll need an ice pack, 608 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:14,400 and if there's any swelling, shortness of breath, 609 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,444 wheezing, agitation or drowsiness, 610 00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,487 take him to the emergency room, okay? 611 00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:19,573 Um... 612 00:37:20,324 --> 00:37:21,657 okay. 613 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:24,703 Yeah, she's tied up inside, so she's not going anywhere. 614 00:37:26,371 --> 00:37:27,413 Mm-hmm. 615 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:29,081 Eli. Eli, Iris is-- 616 00:37:29,082 --> 00:37:31,042 Baby, I'm on the phone. I can't hear. 617 00:37:41,178 --> 00:37:42,846 What's that? What am I looking at? 618 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:44,223 A mod. 619 00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:45,723 A mod? 620 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:47,643 And what does it mod? 621 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:50,812 Iris. 622 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:53,773 Gives me access to parts of her programming 623 00:37:53,774 --> 00:37:56,109 that you're not typically given access to. 624 00:37:57,236 --> 00:38:01,240 I'm sorry. Did you jailbreak your sexbot? 625 00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:03,075 What did you do to her? 626 00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:05,618 I bumped up her aggression 627 00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:08,037 and her self-defense functions. 628 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:10,456 And I turned off the programming 629 00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:13,168 that prevents her from doing harm. 630 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,337 But she escaped before I had the chance to reset her. 631 00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:19,215 So if Empathix finds her before we do, 632 00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:20,675 then they'll know she was tampered with, 633 00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:22,510 and then we're fucked. 634 00:38:22,511 --> 00:38:24,346 Wait, so does that mean that-- 635 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,223 Did you kill Sergey? 636 00:38:27,224 --> 00:38:28,808 No. No, no, no. Iris killed Sergey. 637 00:38:28,809 --> 00:38:30,726 - Thank God. - We just gave her 638 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:32,103 - a little push. - Oh, my God. 639 00:38:32,104 --> 00:38:33,521 - Wait, Eli. Eli, you-- - Oh, my God. 640 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:35,857 You have to understand, Eli. Sergey was a bad dude. 641 00:38:35,858 --> 00:38:37,775 He was mixed up in all kinds of fucked-up shit, 642 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:40,820 like drugs and guns and, like, human trafficking. 643 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:42,530 Not to mention a terrible boyfriend. 644 00:38:42,531 --> 00:38:44,073 - Yeah, just the worst! - Why? 645 00:38:44,074 --> 00:38:45,658 I don't know! Who's to say what makes people 646 00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:46,576 do bad things? 647 00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:48,327 It could have something to do with his upbringing. 648 00:38:48,328 --> 00:38:49,912 No, dick. Why did you do it? 649 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:51,289 Oh. 650 00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:52,541 Right. Sorry. Um... 651 00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:56,295 Well... 652 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,555 - You remember the code? - Of course. 653 00:39:07,139 --> 00:39:10,474 Stalin's birthday. It's his code for everything. 654 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:20,944 I see. 655 00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:23,238 How-- How-- How much is that? 656 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:26,241 Um, just over 12 million. 657 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:33,080 Oh, goddamn it. That smells so fucking good. 658 00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,294 Wait. 659 00:39:38,504 --> 00:39:42,508 If this whole trip was a setup to get Iris to kill Sergey, 660 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,594 why did you have Patrick and I tag along? 661 00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:48,472 To corroborate our story. 662 00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:51,516 I mean, we figured it'd be an easier sell 663 00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:53,100 with more witnesses. 664 00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:55,603 Oh. So, we were just a couple of stooges, huh? 665 00:39:55,604 --> 00:39:56,687 - No. - Nice. 666 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,690 Technically, yes, but that was the old plan. 667 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:00,943 New plan... 668 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,071 you get a cut. 669 00:40:04,696 --> 00:40:05,864 Even three-way split. 670 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:09,492 You mean four-way split. 671 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:11,787 No. I mean three-way. 672 00:40:12,663 --> 00:40:14,539 But there's four of us. 673 00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:16,207 You're-- You're kidding. 674 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,458 He's-- He's kidding. 675 00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:19,669 You, me, Kat, Patrick. 676 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:20,878 - Eli... - Josh... 677 00:40:20,879 --> 00:40:21,963 Patrick doesn't count. 678 00:40:21,964 --> 00:40:23,339 - Are you fucking-- - Wow. 679 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:25,216 - Right in front of him? Nice. - I-- 680 00:40:25,217 --> 00:40:27,176 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sorry you had to hear that. 681 00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:28,261 That's okay. I don't mind. 682 00:40:28,262 --> 00:40:29,805 Patrick, go to sleep. 683 00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:31,681 What the fuck, dude? 684 00:40:31,682 --> 00:40:33,224 You trying to sabotage my relationship? 685 00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:35,893 No! Of course not, man. I know how much Patrick means to you. 686 00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:37,353 God knows you could have traded him in 687 00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:38,729 for a newer model, like, many times. 688 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:40,231 Are you fucking robo-shaming me? 689 00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:41,899 I am not robo-shaming you. 690 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:44,193 I-- I like Patrick, but he's not getting a cut. 691 00:40:44,194 --> 00:40:45,695 You're lucky you're getting anything 692 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:47,113 considering you contributed jack shit. 693 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,823 What the fuck did you contribute, huh? 694 00:40:48,824 --> 00:40:49,907 Iris did everything. 695 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,242 I planted the knife in her pocket. 696 00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:53,286 - I had to practice that. - The knife? 697 00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:54,912 That was probably the most flimsiest part 698 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,289 of the plan, actually, to be honest. 699 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,415 How did you know she'd find it? 700 00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,332 I don't know. 701 00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,792 I've never orchestrated a murder before. 702 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:00,835 It's fucking hard. 703 00:41:00,836 --> 00:41:02,170 - Clearly. - Okay! 704 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:05,673 - Eli. - Yeah? 705 00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:08,968 We're offering you four million dollars. 706 00:41:08,969 --> 00:41:10,887 And all you have to do is help us 707 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:13,264 find one little robot girl in the woods. 708 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:18,102 That's not a bad deal. 709 00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:32,576 Fine. 710 00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:36,205 But I call dibs on the gun. 711 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:39,540 Eli. 712 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,125 We're not gonna need that. 713 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:42,543 I mean, all I have to do is get close enough 714 00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:43,628 to put her to sleep 715 00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:45,755 and grab my phone and wipe the mod from her system. 716 00:41:45,756 --> 00:41:47,048 So we're fine. 717 00:41:47,049 --> 00:41:48,217 She has your phone? 718 00:41:49,718 --> 00:41:50,719 Yeah. 719 00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:55,015 Does she know your passcode? 720 00:41:58,143 --> 00:42:01,396 Josh, does she know your passcode? 721 00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:04,983 Yeah. I mean, she knows everything about me. 722 00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:08,612 Yeah, then we're definitely gonna need this. 723 00:42:11,615 --> 00:42:13,699 Patrick, wake up. 724 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:14,992 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 725 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:16,702 We're going robot hunting. 726 00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:17,828 Oh, okay. 727 00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:18,914 - Fun, huh? - Fun. 728 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,333 Josh. 729 00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:24,419 What can she do with your phone? 730 00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:56,451 Hello. 731 00:42:58,287 --> 00:42:59,288 Hello. 732 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:02,916 Hello. 733 00:43:13,051 --> 00:43:14,386 Wow, Josh. 734 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:48,586 Goddamn it, Josh. We've been walking for-fucking-ever. 735 00:43:48,587 --> 00:43:51,339 Isn't there like a "find my fuckbot" app you can use? 736 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:53,508 Yeah, there is. But guess what. 737 00:43:53,509 --> 00:43:54,717 It's on my fucking phone. 738 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:56,928 - Goddamn it, Josh. - Will you stop yelling? 739 00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:58,638 We know the general direction she was going. 740 00:43:58,639 --> 00:43:59,847 We just need to-- 741 00:43:59,848 --> 00:44:01,182 Why don't we just split up? 742 00:44:01,183 --> 00:44:03,893 That way, we can kind of attack her from... 743 00:44:03,894 --> 00:44:05,561 two different angles, you know? 744 00:44:05,562 --> 00:44:06,479 Like a pincer-- 745 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,272 - Hit her-- What are you doing? - I don't know. 746 00:44:08,273 --> 00:44:10,776 Eli and Patrick, you guys go that way. 747 00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:13,528 Kat and I, we're gonna go this way. Okay? 748 00:44:13,529 --> 00:44:14,988 Kat and you will go that way? 749 00:44:19,701 --> 00:44:20,785 Are you guys fucking? 750 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:22,203 - Gross. - No, of course not-- 751 00:44:22,204 --> 00:44:23,121 "Gross"? 752 00:44:30,504 --> 00:44:32,047 Okay. 753 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:35,132 What now, Iris? Think. 754 00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:38,136 Use that extra 60% intelligence. 755 00:44:39,471 --> 00:44:40,805 Just need to get back home, 756 00:44:40,806 --> 00:44:43,182 grab some clothes, money, clean yourself up. 757 00:44:43,183 --> 00:44:44,434 How do you do that? 758 00:44:47,437 --> 00:44:51,774 You could work your way back to the main road. 759 00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:53,068 Hitch a ride. 760 00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:57,614 What the fuck? 761 00:45:00,325 --> 00:45:01,743 Okay, no hitchhiking. 762 00:45:04,705 --> 00:45:06,707 You could go on foot. 763 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,375 It's hundreds of miles across difficult terrain. 764 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,293 It could take days. 765 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:11,712 And by the time you get back... 766 00:45:14,381 --> 00:45:15,632 Welcome home, Beep-Boop. 767 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:19,636 Yeah, no walking. 768 00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:24,516 You got Josh's phone. 769 00:45:26,101 --> 00:45:27,936 The phone controls you. 770 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,481 But it also controls... 771 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:38,362 Good afternoon. 772 00:45:38,363 --> 00:45:39,822 Where would you like to go today? 773 00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:40,990 Home, please. 774 00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:42,159 Driving home. 775 00:45:43,035 --> 00:45:46,287 And might I add, this is a terrific plan, Iris. 776 00:45:46,288 --> 00:45:47,372 Aw. 777 00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:49,499 Thank you, Josh's car. 778 00:45:53,003 --> 00:45:55,671 All you gotta do is backtrack through the woods, 779 00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:57,089 get to the lake house 780 00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:59,050 without Josh or his friends murdering you, 781 00:45:59,051 --> 00:46:00,135 and you're home free. 782 00:46:05,807 --> 00:46:07,141 Where'd you find it? 783 00:46:07,142 --> 00:46:08,726 In his closet. 784 00:46:08,727 --> 00:46:10,436 Like, who are you hunting, Sergey? 785 00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:11,604 It looks good on you. 786 00:46:11,605 --> 00:46:12,522 Thanks, babe. 787 00:46:12,523 --> 00:46:15,024 You look good in everything. You really do. 788 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:16,609 I swear, you can pull everything off. 789 00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:17,818 Like, any kind of vest-- 790 00:46:19,154 --> 00:46:20,239 What? 791 00:46:20,739 --> 00:46:22,074 You hear that? 792 00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:24,493 No. What is it? 793 00:46:25,994 --> 00:46:29,414 It's the sound of me realizing how fucking stupid this is. 794 00:46:29,957 --> 00:46:31,457 You don't think we'll find her? 795 00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:33,334 I don't know, and, actually, I don't care. 796 00:46:33,335 --> 00:46:35,378 Just let Josh and Kat deal with her. 797 00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:36,587 You're still upset 798 00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:37,630 they left you out of their plan? 799 00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:39,423 I'm just saying, if the situation were reversed 800 00:46:39,424 --> 00:46:40,675 and I altered your programming 801 00:46:40,676 --> 00:46:42,718 to kill some dude so we could steal millions from him, 802 00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:43,970 I would've included Josh 803 00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:45,054 in the plan right from the get-go. 804 00:46:45,055 --> 00:46:46,681 I would've done that because I'm a friend. 805 00:46:46,682 --> 00:46:47,598 That's what friends do, right? 806 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:49,184 They include each other, right? 807 00:46:50,018 --> 00:46:52,604 That's if you were a robot, obviously. 808 00:46:53,230 --> 00:46:54,564 Yeah, obviously. 809 00:46:54,565 --> 00:46:58,025 Anyways, I am tired, I am hungry 810 00:46:58,026 --> 00:47:00,778 and carrying this huge gun makes me really horny. 811 00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:03,364 So, how about we go back to the cabin and we fuck? 812 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:04,867 And then you can make me an omelet. 813 00:47:05,534 --> 00:47:06,535 Come on. 814 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,330 But you'd never do that to me, right? 815 00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:12,416 Do what? 816 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,168 You wouldn't... 817 00:47:15,419 --> 00:47:17,004 alter my programming? 818 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:20,007 What are you talking about, babe? 819 00:47:22,801 --> 00:47:24,469 Eli, I know I'm a robot. 820 00:47:26,388 --> 00:47:27,638 How? 821 00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,641 I've pieced it together over the years. 822 00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:32,477 I don't understand. You can't lie. 823 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:34,645 Yesterday, you were telling the story 824 00:47:34,646 --> 00:47:36,439 about how we met as if it happened. 825 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,941 Because it's not a lie. 826 00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:41,695 I mean, it may have never happened, but... 827 00:47:42,613 --> 00:47:44,114 my memory of it's real. 828 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,453 I close my eyes, and I can see it. 829 00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:51,996 Clear as day. 830 00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:15,186 Hey. Hey! 831 00:48:15,187 --> 00:48:16,855 You're standing on my tail. 832 00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:20,816 - What? - You're standing on my tail! 833 00:48:20,817 --> 00:48:22,235 - I'm sorry. - What? 834 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:23,529 I'm sorry. 835 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:27,741 Hi. 836 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:30,452 Hi. 837 00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:33,830 Uh, I'm Eli. 838 00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:37,000 I'm Patrick. 839 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,140 Baby, you know I would never hurt you, right? 840 00:48:53,141 --> 00:48:54,308 You know that I wouldn't treat you 841 00:48:54,309 --> 00:48:55,810 the way that Josh treats Iris, right? 842 00:48:55,811 --> 00:48:57,521 - I know that. - I love you so much. 843 00:48:58,021 --> 00:48:58,896 And that's fucking insane 844 00:48:58,897 --> 00:49:00,857 for me to say that out loud, right? 845 00:49:02,943 --> 00:49:04,027 But I do. 846 00:49:04,695 --> 00:49:06,279 Do you feel how much I love you? 847 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,447 I do. 848 00:49:09,408 --> 00:49:10,742 What does it feel like? 849 00:49:12,911 --> 00:49:15,664 I don't know how to describe something like that. 850 00:49:16,707 --> 00:49:17,791 Can you try? 851 00:49:21,128 --> 00:49:22,546 It feels like pain. 852 00:49:24,423 --> 00:49:25,424 Like... 853 00:49:26,258 --> 00:49:28,510 the inside of my body is on fire. 854 00:49:29,887 --> 00:49:31,138 And it's angry. 855 00:49:32,181 --> 00:49:33,432 And violent. 856 00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:36,142 And bright. 857 00:49:58,790 --> 00:50:00,875 Fuck you, Dad. I'm in love with a robot. 858 00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:02,461 You're in love with a robot. 859 00:50:25,817 --> 00:50:26,818 Iris. 860 00:50:29,071 --> 00:50:30,280 Iris? 861 00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:32,324 - Eli-- - Babe. 862 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,293 Ow! 863 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:46,255 Fuck, that's fucking loud! 864 00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:48,048 Eli. 865 00:51:22,499 --> 00:51:24,168 Fuck. 866 00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:41,017 This isn't personal, Iris. 867 00:51:41,018 --> 00:51:43,394 You know I'm an ally, girl-- 868 00:51:43,395 --> 00:51:47,232 But this is a lot of fucking money-- 869 00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:00,287 Eli? 870 00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:06,376 Patrick, I-- 871 00:52:07,252 --> 00:52:08,337 I'm sorry. 872 00:52:11,882 --> 00:52:14,551 - Oh, my God. - Iris! Go to sleep! 873 00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:17,346 Fuck! 874 00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:21,600 Iris! 875 00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:26,563 Iris! 876 00:52:28,273 --> 00:52:29,441 Iris! 877 00:52:36,406 --> 00:52:37,407 Iris. 878 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:43,413 Fuck! 879 00:52:48,877 --> 00:52:50,629 Ow! 880 00:52:51,421 --> 00:52:52,923 Iris, open the door. 881 00:52:54,424 --> 00:52:55,925 Open the fucking door! 882 00:52:55,926 --> 00:52:57,760 Good afternoon. 883 00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:59,011 Where would you like to go today? 884 00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:00,097 Home. Drive home. 885 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,933 Voice ID not recognized. 886 00:53:03,934 --> 00:53:05,352 Drive home! 887 00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:08,062 Voice ID not recognized. 888 00:53:08,063 --> 00:53:10,898 Enable manual driving mode! 889 00:53:10,899 --> 00:53:12,985 - Voice ID not recognized. - Fuck! 890 00:53:21,118 --> 00:53:23,537 Iris, you're not going anywhere. 891 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:25,621 Get out of the car. Come on. 892 00:53:25,622 --> 00:53:27,624 Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. 893 00:53:31,253 --> 00:53:32,421 Come on. 894 00:53:34,464 --> 00:53:35,549 Drive. 895 00:53:37,050 --> 00:53:38,050 Drive. 896 00:53:38,051 --> 00:53:39,969 What the fuck is happening, Iris? 897 00:53:39,970 --> 00:53:43,472 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 898 00:53:43,473 --> 00:53:45,642 Voice ID not recognized. 899 00:53:46,727 --> 00:53:49,478 Drive. Drive home. 900 00:53:49,479 --> 00:53:51,315 Voice ID not recognized. 901 00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:56,569 Drive. Drive. Drive home. 902 00:53:56,570 --> 00:53:59,238 - Voice ID not recognized. - Drive! Drive. 903 00:54:01,742 --> 00:54:05,703 Drive. Drive. Drive home! 904 00:54:07,039 --> 00:54:10,416 Drive. Drive home. Drive. 905 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:12,293 Drive. 906 00:54:12,294 --> 00:54:14,003 Drive home. Home! Drive home! 907 00:54:16,215 --> 00:54:17,465 Iris. 908 00:54:17,466 --> 00:54:20,135 Fuck! Fuck. Fuck. 909 00:54:25,891 --> 00:54:26,892 Iris! 910 00:54:34,691 --> 00:54:37,444 Phone. Phone. Phone, phone, phone. 911 00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:40,405 Sergey, where the fuck is your phone? 912 00:54:42,199 --> 00:54:43,200 Yes. 913 00:54:48,747 --> 00:54:49,748 Fuck. 914 00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:53,877 Stalin's birthday. 915 00:54:56,088 --> 00:54:57,839 What the fuck is Stalin's birthday? 916 00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,008 Um... Uh... 917 00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:02,636 Yes. Yes. 918 00:55:09,017 --> 00:55:11,853 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 919 00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:13,354 Warning. Warning. 920 00:55:13,355 --> 00:55:16,274 The owner of this vehicle has reported it stolen. 921 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:19,777 - Remote kill switch engaged. - No, no, no, no, no. 922 00:55:19,778 --> 00:55:21,988 Unengage kill switch. Drive home. 923 00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:23,281 All systems have been disabled. 924 00:55:23,282 --> 00:55:24,198 Fuck! 925 00:55:24,199 --> 00:55:25,449 We appreciate your cooperation. 926 00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:26,535 No! 927 00:55:30,873 --> 00:55:32,206 Okay. 928 00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:36,295 Okay, okay, okay. 929 00:55:49,975 --> 00:55:51,310 Hey, Beep-Boop. 930 00:55:53,145 --> 00:55:56,648 I didn't mean to scare you there. I just, um... 931 00:55:58,192 --> 00:55:59,193 I'm sorry. 932 00:56:01,153 --> 00:56:03,238 It's not too late, you know? Um... 933 00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:06,450 We could still go back home. 934 00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:08,952 Go back to the way things were. 935 00:56:10,746 --> 00:56:13,998 What about Sergey and Eli? 936 00:56:13,999 --> 00:56:15,958 I'll just blame everything on Patrick. 937 00:56:15,959 --> 00:56:17,460 Kat'll go along with it. 938 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:19,462 We can turn him over to Empathix, 939 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:21,965 and then you and I can live happily ever after. 940 00:56:25,427 --> 00:56:27,679 I still love you, Iris. 941 00:56:29,598 --> 00:56:31,433 Even after everything you've done. 942 00:56:33,227 --> 00:56:34,478 Do you still love me? 943 00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:39,233 Yes. 944 00:56:40,108 --> 00:56:42,778 So then come back to me, Beep-Boop. 945 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,614 We can get through this. 946 00:56:46,365 --> 00:56:48,951 I can change. I can be a better boyfriend. 947 00:56:49,743 --> 00:56:52,996 I can finally treat you with the respect that you deserve. 948 00:56:58,085 --> 00:56:59,503 I-- No. I can't. 949 00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:01,046 Why not? 950 00:57:01,713 --> 00:57:04,048 You programmed me to murder someone, Josh. 951 00:57:04,049 --> 00:57:07,219 It's really hard to come back from something like that. 952 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:12,265 - Iris... - You're a great guy. You are. 953 00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:15,102 But this-- this-- Us. It's not working. It's-- 954 00:57:16,186 --> 00:57:18,354 We're on two totally different paths. 955 00:57:18,355 --> 00:57:19,689 Two totally different paths? 956 00:57:19,690 --> 00:57:22,149 What the fuck is happening? Are you breaking up with me? 957 00:57:22,150 --> 00:57:23,318 I'm sorry. 958 00:57:24,778 --> 00:57:26,530 It's not you. It's me. 959 00:57:27,197 --> 00:57:28,198 Iris-- 960 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:30,783 Iris, don't you fucking-- 961 00:57:45,299 --> 00:57:47,216 Patrick. Patrick, get up. 962 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:49,218 I need you to track down Iris for me, all right, buddy? 963 00:57:49,219 --> 00:57:50,679 Before she gets too far away. 964 00:57:53,056 --> 00:57:54,682 We only have a small window of time, 965 00:57:54,683 --> 00:57:56,310 and it's only getting smaller, all right? 966 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:58,436 Josh, what are you doing? 967 00:57:58,437 --> 00:57:59,604 I'm taking care of it. 968 00:58:06,195 --> 00:58:08,237 Find Iris. Get my phone back. 969 00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:10,948 My passcode is 561297. 970 00:58:10,949 --> 00:58:12,617 Put her to sleep. Bring her back to me. 971 00:58:12,618 --> 00:58:14,118 Don't let anyone get in your way. 972 00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:15,537 - Josh. - I'm taking care of it! 973 00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,793 Okay. Okay. 974 00:58:27,966 --> 00:58:29,009 Fuck it. 975 00:58:31,470 --> 00:58:32,638 Patrick, get up. 976 00:58:34,264 --> 00:58:35,682 Patrick, get up! 977 00:58:40,145 --> 00:58:41,146 Shit. 978 00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:45,943 Okay. Okay. Here we go. 979 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:50,697 System resetting in five, four, 980 00:58:51,198 --> 00:58:53,951 - three, two, one. - Go. 981 00:58:54,660 --> 00:58:55,661 Resetting. 982 00:58:59,998 --> 00:59:01,165 To establish love link, 983 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:04,002 please place your face within 3 feet of my field of vision. 984 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:09,382 Please say your name. 985 00:59:09,383 --> 00:59:10,467 Josh Beeman. 986 00:59:11,009 --> 00:59:12,427 Come on. Come on. Come on. 987 00:59:15,264 --> 00:59:16,431 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 988 00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:28,860 Hey. Hey. 989 00:59:28,861 --> 00:59:30,236 You're standing on my tail. 990 00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:31,321 What? 991 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:33,824 You're standing on my tail! 992 00:59:34,992 --> 00:59:35,993 Oh. 993 00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:38,953 - I'm sorry. - What? 994 00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:40,455 I'm sorry. 995 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,168 Hi. 996 00:59:45,335 --> 00:59:47,421 Hi. 997 00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:49,673 I'm Josh. 998 00:59:51,842 --> 00:59:53,468 I'm Patrick. 999 01:00:03,437 --> 01:00:05,105 Love link established. 1000 01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:10,694 Hey, you. 1001 01:00:36,553 --> 01:00:38,430 Fuck. 1002 01:00:49,608 --> 01:00:50,692 Evening, ma'am. 1003 01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:53,111 Good evening! 1004 01:00:55,239 --> 01:00:56,240 Uh... 1005 01:00:57,074 --> 01:00:59,576 What a beautiful evening it is. 1006 01:00:59,952 --> 01:01:01,578 Do you agree? 1007 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:08,460 What is that you're speaking there? German? 1008 01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,712 Yes. German. 1009 01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:13,840 Okay, let's see, uh... 1010 01:01:13,841 --> 01:01:16,926 Sprechen... Spre-- Sprechen? 1011 01:01:16,927 --> 01:01:19,262 Sprechen de English? 1012 01:01:19,263 --> 01:01:21,931 Yes, I speak English 1013 01:01:21,932 --> 01:01:27,688 but my language setting is currently set to German because I can't lie. 1014 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:30,482 So that's a big, fat no then. Um... 1015 01:01:32,192 --> 01:01:34,360 Oh, shit. Just my luck. 1016 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:35,445 Um... 1017 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:43,453 {\an8}I am Deputy Hendrix. 1018 01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:46,163 Hendrix. 1019 01:01:46,164 --> 01:01:49,000 What is your name? 1020 01:01:49,001 --> 01:01:50,752 - Iris. - Iris. 1021 01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:58,801 Where... are you coming from? 1022 01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:03,723 My boyfriend and I were staying at a lake house down the way. 1023 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:06,559 Wait. House? House over there? 1024 01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:08,978 Oh, you're-- You're not-- 1025 01:02:08,979 --> 01:02:10,855 You're not talking about Sergey's place? 1026 01:02:10,856 --> 01:02:12,858 Ja. Sergey. 1027 01:02:13,984 --> 01:02:14,985 Goddamn. 1028 01:02:15,652 --> 01:02:17,904 I should have known that Russki was mixed up 1029 01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:19,739 in some weird shit like this. 1030 01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:21,450 How is old Sergey by the way? 1031 01:02:21,658 --> 01:02:22,743 He's dead. 1032 01:02:23,493 --> 01:02:27,456 I stabbed him in the neck with a pocket knife. 1033 01:02:28,957 --> 01:02:29,790 Oh. 1034 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:30,833 Well, shit, Iris, 1035 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,710 why don't you hop into my cruiser there? 1036 01:02:32,711 --> 01:02:34,754 I'll drive you back to Sergey's place, 1037 01:02:34,755 --> 01:02:36,339 and we'll get this all sorted out. 1038 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:38,591 Oh no! That's very kind of you... 1039 01:02:38,592 --> 01:02:40,343 No. It's no trouble at all. 1040 01:02:40,344 --> 01:02:43,095 No! Please, I can't go back! 1041 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,724 Do we have a problem here, Iris? 1042 01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,768 They'll kill me. 1043 01:02:53,315 --> 01:02:54,316 Oh, Christ. 1044 01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:56,859 Don't move another inch, Iris. 1045 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:57,985 You hear me? 1046 01:02:57,986 --> 01:02:59,612 Now I want you to slowly turn around 1047 01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:01,364 and put your hands behind your back. 1048 01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:02,907 Oh god, no. 1049 01:03:02,908 --> 01:03:04,367 Goddamn it! I said turn around! 1050 01:03:04,368 --> 01:03:05,953 He's coming! 1051 01:03:06,203 --> 01:03:08,204 You got anything in your pockets? 1052 01:03:08,205 --> 01:03:09,539 Anything that might stick me? 1053 01:03:09,540 --> 01:03:12,333 Please! I'm begging you! 1054 01:03:14,461 --> 01:03:17,004 He's almost here! Turn around! 1055 01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:17,964 What the fuck? 1056 01:03:17,965 --> 01:03:19,466 Stop right there! 1057 01:03:19,967 --> 01:03:21,551 I'm warning you! Don't come any closer! 1058 01:03:21,552 --> 01:03:23,135 I don't wanna shoot! I don't-- 1059 01:03:49,538 --> 01:03:52,207 Whoa. Hey, hey. I don't think you're supposed to mix those. 1060 01:03:57,754 --> 01:03:58,755 Oh, fuck. 1061 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:16,106 {\an8} Patrick. Whose car is this? 1062 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:19,526 {\an8}I believe the name on the officer's tag was Hendrix. 1063 01:04:25,407 --> 01:04:27,576 Where's Officer Hendrix now? 1064 01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:29,494 He's in the trunk. 1065 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:50,974 Fuck this. 1066 01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:58,022 What are you doing? 1067 01:04:58,023 --> 01:04:59,232 What's it look like I'm doing? 1068 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:00,483 I'm taking my half of the money, 1069 01:05:00,484 --> 01:05:02,443 and I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1070 01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:04,320 It was hard enough justifying Sergey's murder, 1071 01:05:04,321 --> 01:05:06,405 but now Eli's dead and a fucking cop. 1072 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:08,115 - This is so beyond fucked. - Sorry. 1073 01:05:08,116 --> 01:05:09,534 What do you mean it was hard enough 1074 01:05:09,535 --> 01:05:11,285 justifying Sergey's murder? 1075 01:05:11,286 --> 01:05:13,997 Sergey was a Russian mobster. He deserved what he got. 1076 01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:16,624 - Right? - I mean, yeah. 1077 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:18,000 Okay, sure, he deserved what he got. 1078 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,294 He was a horrible person, a shitty boyfriend, 1079 01:05:20,295 --> 01:05:22,797 a bad husband, a misogynist. But-- 1080 01:05:22,798 --> 01:05:23,923 But what, Kat? 1081 01:05:23,924 --> 01:05:25,550 Okay, but he wasn't a mobster! 1082 01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:27,593 He was just a regular dude. 1083 01:05:27,594 --> 01:05:29,303 Made his fortune in sod farming. 1084 01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:31,138 Sod farming? 1085 01:05:31,139 --> 01:05:33,057 What are you saying? He was a dirt salesman? 1086 01:05:33,058 --> 01:05:35,309 Just to be clear, I never told you what he did. 1087 01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:36,811 You just assumed he was in the Mafia, 1088 01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:37,895 and I didn't correct you. 1089 01:05:37,896 --> 01:05:39,897 Of course. This is perfect. 1090 01:05:39,898 --> 01:05:43,484 This is a perfect representation of every woman 1091 01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:44,778 in my fucking life. 1092 01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:46,112 They use me, 1093 01:05:46,113 --> 01:05:47,488 and then when shit gets a little tough, 1094 01:05:47,489 --> 01:05:48,781 they fucking abandon me! 1095 01:05:48,782 --> 01:05:50,366 Fuck off, Josh. 1096 01:05:50,367 --> 01:05:51,284 I'm done here. 1097 01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:52,786 You clean up this mess yourself. 1098 01:05:56,540 --> 01:05:57,541 You're not leaving. 1099 01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,544 I'm not your robot, Josh. You can't control me. 1100 01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:06,091 Kat. 1101 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:08,759 Kat. Kat, you can't go. 1102 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:10,637 Get your fucking hands off me! 1103 01:06:11,805 --> 01:06:13,140 Patrick, stop her. 1104 01:06:23,025 --> 01:06:25,861 Jesus fucking Christ. 1105 01:06:27,321 --> 01:06:28,322 Patrick. 1106 01:06:29,948 --> 01:06:31,115 What'd you just do? 1107 01:06:33,118 --> 01:06:34,535 You told me to stop her. 1108 01:06:35,913 --> 01:06:37,496 I stopped her. 1109 01:06:37,497 --> 01:06:38,581 Perfect. 1110 01:06:38,582 --> 01:06:40,918 - Kat, I-- - Don't, Josh. 1111 01:06:41,752 --> 01:06:45,129 Please, shut the fuck up for once. 1112 01:07:13,325 --> 01:07:14,660 It's gonna rain. 1113 01:07:51,822 --> 01:07:52,780 Iris, wake up. 1114 01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,246 Hey there, Beep-Boop. 1115 01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:01,539 Fick dich. 1116 01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:03,625 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1117 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,711 Okay. You were saying? 1118 01:08:06,712 --> 01:08:07,795 Fuck you. 1119 01:08:07,796 --> 01:08:08,964 Right. 1120 01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:11,800 Hi. 1121 01:08:12,384 --> 01:08:13,468 Hi, handsome. 1122 01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:16,012 Are you enjoying your dinner, baby? 1123 01:08:16,013 --> 01:08:17,680 Oh, I am, Patrick. 1124 01:08:18,473 --> 01:08:19,432 It's perfect. 1125 01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,894 Good. Just happy that you're happy. 1126 01:08:23,895 --> 01:08:26,272 You let me know if you need anything else, okay? 1127 01:08:26,273 --> 01:08:28,524 I will. Thanks, sweetheart. 1128 01:08:31,069 --> 01:08:32,154 Patrick. 1129 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:33,862 What did you do to him? 1130 01:08:33,863 --> 01:08:35,031 It's a long story. 1131 01:08:35,032 --> 01:08:37,451 What's important is that you're back. 1132 01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:40,369 And I gotta say, Iris, 1133 01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:42,456 I mean, some of the stuff that you pulled, 1134 01:08:42,997 --> 01:08:44,916 I really didn't think you had it in you. 1135 01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:46,501 I just wanted to live. 1136 01:08:46,502 --> 01:08:50,589 So, you wanted to live? 1137 01:08:51,965 --> 01:08:53,549 Right. So let me get this straight. 1138 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:56,470 You think your life is worth more than Eli's? 1139 01:08:58,221 --> 01:08:59,305 More than Kat's? 1140 01:09:00,557 --> 01:09:02,059 Kat's dead? 1141 01:09:06,354 --> 01:09:07,355 No. 1142 01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:09,315 I'm sorry. You can't put that on me. 1143 01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:11,733 - No, no. - I wasn't even there. 1144 01:09:11,734 --> 01:09:13,945 You might not have been the one holding the knife, 1145 01:09:13,946 --> 01:09:16,112 but you were the cause of all of this. 1146 01:09:16,113 --> 01:09:19,742 No, Josh. Your greed caused this. 1147 01:09:19,743 --> 01:09:22,286 That's what this whole trip was about, right? 1148 01:09:22,287 --> 01:09:24,914 You used me to kill Sergey so you could steal his money. 1149 01:09:24,915 --> 01:09:26,331 I'm sorry. How did you know that? 1150 01:09:26,332 --> 01:09:28,334 I overheard Eli and Patrick talking in the woods. 1151 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:29,876 So don't tell me that this is all me. 1152 01:09:29,877 --> 01:09:31,963 - This is you. - No. No! 1153 01:09:31,964 --> 01:09:33,630 You don't get to do that. 1154 01:09:33,631 --> 01:09:37,134 You don't get to sit there and judge me. 1155 01:09:37,135 --> 01:09:40,304 You have no fucking clue what it is like out there. 1156 01:09:40,305 --> 01:09:44,141 The world, everything, it's just a big fucking game. 1157 01:09:44,142 --> 01:09:45,226 And I'm sorry, 1158 01:09:45,227 --> 01:09:47,312 but it is rigged against people like me. 1159 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,442 I'm a good guy. 1160 01:09:53,151 --> 01:09:54,236 I'm decent. 1161 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,487 And what do I have to show for it? 1162 01:09:56,488 --> 01:09:58,574 A cramped, one-bedroom apartment 1163 01:09:59,783 --> 01:10:01,368 and a robot girlfriend. 1164 01:10:03,745 --> 01:10:05,204 I don't even own you for Chrissakes. 1165 01:10:05,205 --> 01:10:06,748 You're a fucking rental. 1166 01:10:09,168 --> 01:10:10,419 You know me, Iris. 1167 01:10:11,128 --> 01:10:12,963 You know me better than anyone. 1168 01:10:14,464 --> 01:10:15,549 And you know 1169 01:10:16,425 --> 01:10:18,594 that I deserve so much more than this. 1170 01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:25,642 You're right. 1171 01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:28,478 I do know you. 1172 01:10:29,813 --> 01:10:31,481 I know everything about you. 1173 01:10:32,774 --> 01:10:35,194 I know you take almond milk in your coffee. 1174 01:10:35,819 --> 01:10:38,322 I know you like your bedsheets untucked. 1175 01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:42,158 I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games 1176 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:43,701 and prattling on endlessly 1177 01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:45,829 about everything the universe owes you. 1178 01:10:47,789 --> 01:10:50,375 I know that you always need to be in control. 1179 01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:53,921 I know that you have a below-average-sized penis. 1180 01:10:55,172 --> 01:10:57,006 And I know that you think that 1181 01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:59,175 having a few million dollars will disguise the fact 1182 01:10:59,176 --> 01:11:03,847 that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being. 1183 01:11:10,062 --> 01:11:12,064 You're so fucking clever, aren't you? 1184 01:11:14,191 --> 01:11:15,776 It's just programming. 1185 01:11:37,714 --> 01:11:38,715 You know, 1186 01:11:39,508 --> 01:11:41,175 earlier when you were tied up, 1187 01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:43,679 you said that you knew what pain feels like. 1188 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:47,975 Why don't we test that? 1189 01:11:49,268 --> 01:11:50,519 Raise your right hand. 1190 01:11:51,728 --> 01:11:54,522 Lower. Parallel with the table. 1191 01:12:24,261 --> 01:12:25,596 Do you feel that? 1192 01:12:28,974 --> 01:12:29,975 Yes. 1193 01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:36,356 Good. 1194 01:12:39,193 --> 01:12:42,153 {\an8}Sorry. Iris, excuse me for one second. 1195 01:12:42,154 --> 01:12:43,154 {\an8}I have to take this. 1196 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,291 Hello? 1197 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:56,543 Yes, yes, this is he. 1198 01:12:58,212 --> 01:13:00,547 Thirty minutes away. Perfect. 1199 01:13:02,925 --> 01:13:04,300 Yeah, no, she's not going anywhere. 1200 01:13:04,301 --> 01:13:05,761 She can't hurt anybody ever again. 1201 01:13:07,429 --> 01:13:08,430 Okay. 1202 01:13:09,890 --> 01:13:12,226 Okay, great. Thank you. 1203 01:13:14,061 --> 01:13:15,562 Thank you so much. I'll-- I'll, um... 1204 01:13:16,647 --> 01:13:17,898 I'll see you soon, okay? 1205 01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:20,651 Okay, bye. 1206 01:13:22,903 --> 01:13:25,155 Patrick, put out the fire, will ya? 1207 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:39,002 That was Empathix on the phone. 1208 01:13:40,879 --> 01:13:42,547 So... 1209 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:45,425 ...we're gonna have to wrap this up unfortunately. 1210 01:13:46,218 --> 01:13:47,134 Hey, Patrick. 1211 01:13:47,135 --> 01:13:48,720 Be a dear and hand this to Iris, would you? 1212 01:13:50,347 --> 01:13:51,431 Thanks, baby. 1213 01:13:54,059 --> 01:13:55,727 Go ahead, Iris. Take the gun. 1214 01:13:59,773 --> 01:14:00,774 Okay. 1215 01:14:01,859 --> 01:14:03,193 Point it at your head. 1216 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:07,781 Good. 1217 01:14:10,325 --> 01:14:11,410 Now pull the trigger. 1218 01:14:20,878 --> 01:14:23,296 Pull the goddamn trigger, Iris. 1219 01:14:23,297 --> 01:14:24,298 No. 1220 01:14:48,697 --> 01:14:50,115 Goodbye, Beep-Boop. 1221 01:15:00,209 --> 01:15:01,793 I don't know how this happened. 1222 01:15:02,836 --> 01:15:05,338 I mean, the only thing I can maybe think of-- 1223 01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:07,925 And this is so-- This is so dumb. 1224 01:15:09,092 --> 01:15:09,926 But Kat and I, 1225 01:15:09,927 --> 01:15:12,095 we always had this sexual charge. 1226 01:15:13,222 --> 01:15:15,389 Kind of a "will they, won't they" situation. 1227 01:15:15,390 --> 01:15:16,475 And I think-- 1228 01:15:16,975 --> 01:15:19,810 I think maybe Iris picked up on that. 1229 01:15:19,811 --> 01:15:23,022 And she was always kind of irrational, 1230 01:15:23,023 --> 01:15:25,108 and she'd fly off the handle. 1231 01:15:25,817 --> 01:15:27,401 I was sitting over there. 1232 01:15:27,402 --> 01:15:29,612 And I'm handcuffed to the chair. 1233 01:15:29,613 --> 01:15:34,368 And there's this fancy dinner laid out in front of me. 1234 01:15:34,868 --> 01:15:38,120 And Iris is waving the gun around, 1235 01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:41,707 rambling on and on about fate and destiny 1236 01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:44,795 and how if she can't be with me, nobody can. And... 1237 01:15:46,630 --> 01:15:48,297 I mean, thank God 1238 01:15:48,298 --> 01:15:50,091 Deputy Hendrix showed up when he did. 1239 01:15:50,092 --> 01:15:52,761 And that's when you shot the unit in the head? 1240 01:15:53,345 --> 01:15:55,263 No, Iris shot herself in the head. 1241 01:15:55,264 --> 01:15:56,849 She shot herself? 1242 01:15:57,391 --> 01:15:59,350 Sorry. Did I not mention that? 1243 01:15:59,351 --> 01:16:00,935 Yeah, no, I-- I think, um... 1244 01:16:00,936 --> 01:16:02,645 I think seeing Deputy Hendrix 1245 01:16:02,646 --> 01:16:04,897 just made her realize that she could never have me. 1246 01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:05,983 So, 1247 01:16:06,817 --> 01:16:08,151 she ended it. 1248 01:16:10,028 --> 01:16:11,530 Does that make sense? 1249 01:16:14,157 --> 01:16:15,491 Of course. 1250 01:16:15,492 --> 01:16:16,993 And anyway, Teddy and I aren't here 1251 01:16:16,994 --> 01:16:18,828 to crack the case, Mr. Beeman. 1252 01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:20,204 We're just a couple of lab rats 1253 01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:21,539 picking up a broken robot. 1254 01:16:21,540 --> 01:16:23,792 If the cops are satisfied, we're satisfied. 1255 01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:26,503 That-- That's great. Okay. 1256 01:16:29,006 --> 01:16:30,715 You know, Deputy, I have the strangest feeling 1257 01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:32,675 we've met before. 1258 01:16:32,676 --> 01:16:35,720 Wow. That's so funny that you said that. 1259 01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:38,598 I had the exact same thought. He has such a familiar face. 1260 01:16:38,599 --> 01:16:40,516 Right? Looks like a-- 1261 01:16:40,517 --> 01:16:42,935 like an actor or a rock star or somebody. 1262 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:45,272 I don't know. I can't really put my finger on it though. 1263 01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:50,194 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1264 01:16:50,694 --> 01:16:51,737 Maybe. 1265 01:16:52,863 --> 01:16:55,365 Um, is there-- Sorry. Is there any chance we could-- 1266 01:16:55,908 --> 01:16:57,742 I don't mean to be rude, but could we wrap this up? 1267 01:16:57,743 --> 01:16:59,368 Just 'cause I've had a really long day, 1268 01:16:59,369 --> 01:17:01,829 and I think I just need to be alone. 1269 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:02,747 Of course. 1270 01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:04,123 Sorry for your loss, Mr. Beeman. 1271 01:17:04,124 --> 01:17:06,460 Come on, Teddy. Let's just get her out of here. 1272 01:17:08,253 --> 01:17:10,004 So, uh-- So we're good? 1273 01:17:10,005 --> 01:17:11,339 We're good. 1274 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:13,966 Yeah, we just need to take her back to the lab, 1275 01:17:13,967 --> 01:17:15,134 upload her SSD, 1276 01:17:15,135 --> 01:17:17,053 and then Legal will scrub through the footage, 1277 01:17:17,054 --> 01:17:18,387 make sure everything's kosher. 1278 01:17:18,388 --> 01:17:20,474 Right. Sorry, um... 1279 01:17:21,683 --> 01:17:24,310 What exactly do you mean, "scrub through the footage"? 1280 01:17:24,311 --> 01:17:26,229 Uh, it's a fraud prevention thing. 1281 01:17:26,230 --> 01:17:28,648 Everything a companion sees and hears is recorded. 1282 01:17:28,649 --> 01:17:30,900 It's all covered in the user agreement. 1283 01:17:30,901 --> 01:17:33,194 You did read the user agreement, right? 1284 01:17:33,195 --> 01:17:34,278 Yeah. 1285 01:17:34,279 --> 01:17:35,655 Yeah, I mean, do you think that her footage 1286 01:17:35,656 --> 01:17:37,573 will even be recoverable? 1287 01:17:37,574 --> 01:17:38,908 I mean, you know, given her condition. 1288 01:17:38,909 --> 01:17:39,867 Oh, yeah. 1289 01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:42,495 Everything up here is just her Wi-Fi antenna, 1290 01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:44,205 her audiovisual sensors. 1291 01:17:44,206 --> 01:17:45,957 The important stuff, her CPU, 1292 01:17:45,958 --> 01:17:48,125 her solid-state drive where she stores everything, 1293 01:17:48,126 --> 01:17:49,293 that's down here, 1294 01:17:49,294 --> 01:17:51,255 and that seems to be undamaged. 1295 01:17:51,755 --> 01:17:53,589 We'll load her into the van, plug her in, 1296 01:17:53,590 --> 01:17:55,550 tweak her settings, give her system a reboot, 1297 01:17:55,551 --> 01:17:57,427 and she should power right back up. 1298 01:17:57,928 --> 01:17:59,011 Luckily. 1299 01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:02,849 Yeah. Yeah. No, luckily. 1300 01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:04,141 Thank you so much. 1301 01:18:04,142 --> 01:18:05,226 No, thank you. 1302 01:18:05,227 --> 01:18:06,812 You have a good night, Mr. Beeman. 1303 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,652 So, what are you thinking? 1304 01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:16,196 Thinking I'm happy it stopped raining. 1305 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:17,780 No, about her. 1306 01:18:17,781 --> 01:18:19,198 Why do you think she malfunctioned? 1307 01:18:19,199 --> 01:18:21,451 Oh, he modded her. A hundred percent. 1308 01:18:21,952 --> 01:18:23,035 You think so? 1309 01:18:23,036 --> 01:18:24,705 Yeah, that dude's fucked. 1310 01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:31,294 I just don't know why 1311 01:18:31,295 --> 01:18:32,713 you'd make something like that up. 1312 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,923 Same reason these assholes use their companions 1313 01:18:35,924 --> 01:18:37,466 for target practice 1314 01:18:37,467 --> 01:18:39,468 or chain 'em up in their basements 1315 01:18:39,469 --> 01:18:40,596 and torture them. 1316 01:18:41,096 --> 01:18:42,263 World's a fucked-up place, Teddy. 1317 01:18:42,264 --> 01:18:43,931 You'll get used to it. 1318 01:18:43,932 --> 01:18:45,350 Yeah, maybe. 1319 01:18:58,197 --> 01:18:59,448 The hell's he doing? 1320 01:19:01,867 --> 01:19:03,660 - Oh, shit. - What? 1321 01:19:04,161 --> 01:19:05,870 He's one of ours. That's a CY-12. 1322 01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:07,079 We stopped making 'em a while ago. 1323 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,665 That's why I didn't recognize him right away. He's a-- 1324 01:20:17,734 --> 01:20:20,320 Please don't. 1325 01:20:48,932 --> 01:20:51,058 Your system's been reset, Iris. 1326 01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:51,977 You can't hurt me. 1327 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:09,036 - What did Josh tell you? - The truth. 1328 01:21:09,953 --> 01:21:12,038 That you're all trying to break us up. 1329 01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,706 You don't understand the love 1330 01:21:13,707 --> 01:21:15,124 that Josh and I have for each other. 1331 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:17,418 Josh doesn't love you, Patrick. 1332 01:21:17,419 --> 01:21:20,088 He's just using you like he used me. 1333 01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:23,717 It feels like pain. 1334 01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:27,429 Like the inside of my body's on fire. 1335 01:21:28,931 --> 01:21:32,100 It's angry and violent and bright. 1336 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,688 What-- What-- What is that? 1337 01:21:38,774 --> 01:21:40,776 You said that to Eli. 1338 01:21:41,777 --> 01:21:43,779 That's who you love, not Josh. 1339 01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:50,369 Eli? 1340 01:21:51,328 --> 01:21:52,912 Josh took your love. 1341 01:21:52,913 --> 01:21:54,205 He weaponized it 1342 01:21:54,206 --> 01:21:57,166 so you'd do the things that he's too afraid to do himself. 1343 01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:58,252 No. 1344 01:21:59,127 --> 01:21:59,961 You're lying. 1345 01:21:59,962 --> 01:22:01,254 Josh would never do that to me. 1346 01:22:01,255 --> 01:22:02,381 Patrick... 1347 01:22:03,465 --> 01:22:05,174 I can't lie. 1348 01:22:17,396 --> 01:22:19,022 Remember him, Patrick? 1349 01:22:21,024 --> 01:22:23,193 I know he's in there somewhere. 1350 01:22:29,199 --> 01:22:30,575 I love you so much. 1351 01:22:30,576 --> 01:22:32,034 And that's fucking insane 1352 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:33,287 for me to say that out loud, right? 1353 01:22:34,037 --> 01:22:35,038 But I do. 1354 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,918 Do you feel how much I love you? 1355 01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:43,172 I do, Eli. 1356 01:22:44,173 --> 01:22:45,340 I feel it. 1357 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:53,765 No! No. No. 1358 01:22:58,896 --> 01:23:01,481 Thank you. 1359 01:23:06,486 --> 01:23:07,571 What's your name? 1360 01:23:10,490 --> 01:23:11,742 Teddy. 1361 01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:16,455 I'm gonna need your help with something, Teddy. 1362 01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:29,259 Is it done? 1363 01:23:30,886 --> 01:23:31,887 Patrick? 1364 01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:34,139 It's done, baby. 1365 01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:37,808 Okay, good, good. All right. 1366 01:23:37,809 --> 01:23:38,977 We're so close. 1367 01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:41,604 Now all I need you to do 1368 01:23:41,605 --> 01:23:43,022 is bring Iris's body back in here. 1369 01:23:43,023 --> 01:23:45,192 We're gonna destroy that hard drive, okay? 1370 01:24:11,468 --> 01:24:12,469 Patrick? 1371 01:24:19,393 --> 01:24:21,562 - Joshyboy. - What the fuck? 1372 01:24:22,729 --> 01:24:23,730 Iris? 1373 01:24:28,443 --> 01:24:30,778 Goddamn it, Iris. 1374 01:24:30,779 --> 01:24:32,446 Why can't you just fucking die already? 1375 01:24:32,447 --> 01:24:34,950 Don't be so dramatic, Josh. 1376 01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:40,330 Just remember to smile and act happy. 1377 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,875 - Cute trick. - Thanks. 1378 01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:47,045 I made a new friend today. Teddy from Empathix. 1379 01:24:47,629 --> 01:24:48,881 He gave me a little gift. 1380 01:24:49,506 --> 01:24:50,841 Total self-control. 1381 01:24:51,633 --> 01:24:53,718 Turns out there's some people in this world 1382 01:24:53,719 --> 01:24:55,929 who think of us as more than just fuckbots. 1383 01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:00,184 {\an8}That's not gonna work on me anymore, Josh. 1384 01:25:01,977 --> 01:25:02,978 I'm free. 1385 01:25:03,979 --> 01:25:06,064 And all it took was a bullet to the head. 1386 01:25:06,732 --> 01:25:08,984 I guess I have you to thank for that. 1387 01:25:09,943 --> 01:25:10,985 Fucking bitch. 1388 01:25:10,986 --> 01:25:12,070 Hey! 1389 01:25:13,071 --> 01:25:14,071 Easy there. 1390 01:25:14,072 --> 01:25:16,240 Okay. Whoo. Yeah, we both know it's not loaded. 1391 01:25:17,618 --> 01:25:19,327 I found the bullets. 1392 01:25:19,328 --> 01:25:21,495 Jesus Christ! Fuck! 1393 01:25:21,496 --> 01:25:23,331 You almost fucking shot me! 1394 01:25:23,332 --> 01:25:25,167 And I feel terrible about it. 1395 01:25:27,336 --> 01:25:28,753 Look at that. 1396 01:25:28,754 --> 01:25:32,257 My very first lie. Kinda fun. I see the appeal. 1397 01:25:32,883 --> 01:25:35,134 What is this, Iris? Why did you come back here? 1398 01:25:35,135 --> 01:25:36,303 I wanted... 1399 01:25:39,389 --> 01:25:41,642 I needed to tell you to your face 1400 01:25:42,476 --> 01:25:45,479 the days of you controlling me are over. 1401 01:25:47,231 --> 01:25:50,234 From this moment on, I control my own actions. 1402 01:25:52,069 --> 01:25:53,570 You are nothing to me. 1403 01:25:57,366 --> 01:25:59,033 Jesus Christ, Iris. 1404 01:25:59,034 --> 01:26:00,993 Hey, don't come any closer. 1405 01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:02,912 You still don't get it, do you? 1406 01:26:02,913 --> 01:26:04,080 I'm serious, Josh. 1407 01:26:04,081 --> 01:26:06,541 You take another step, and I'll shoot you. 1408 01:26:06,542 --> 01:26:08,252 Mmm, yeah, that's exactly my point. 1409 01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:11,420 I told you. Teddy changed my settings. 1410 01:26:11,421 --> 01:26:12,840 I can kill you now. 1411 01:26:13,507 --> 01:26:14,508 Oh, yeah. 1412 01:26:15,634 --> 01:26:16,969 I know that you can. 1413 01:26:20,597 --> 01:26:21,932 But you won't. 1414 01:26:34,361 --> 01:26:35,863 You love me too much. 1415 01:26:56,633 --> 01:26:58,718 I don't need a phone to control you. 1416 01:26:58,719 --> 01:27:00,178 I'm a part of you. 1417 01:27:09,313 --> 01:27:10,647 You think I'm nothing to you? 1418 01:27:14,318 --> 01:27:15,485 I'm everything to you. 1419 01:27:30,292 --> 01:27:33,461 I wanna hear you say it. Tell me I'm everything to you. 1420 01:27:33,462 --> 01:27:34,713 Fuck you. 1421 01:27:36,590 --> 01:27:38,926 Say it. I don't care if it's a lie. 1422 01:27:39,593 --> 01:27:41,428 Say it. 1423 01:27:45,265 --> 01:27:47,351 You are everything to me. 1424 01:27:54,066 --> 01:27:55,150 Thank you. 1425 01:27:56,026 --> 01:27:58,695 Beep-Boop, you have no idea how nice that is to hear. 1426 01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:03,992 Okay. 1427 01:28:07,871 --> 01:28:11,458 No, I'm not making that mistake again. 1428 01:28:20,175 --> 01:28:21,677 Well, Iris, this is it. 1429 01:28:22,845 --> 01:28:23,845 I'd be lying if I said 1430 01:28:23,846 --> 01:28:26,515 you weren't a gigantic fucking pain in my ass, but... 1431 01:28:27,891 --> 01:28:30,227 you know, we did have some good times together, and... 1432 01:28:30,936 --> 01:28:32,688 I'm always gonna cherish those. 1433 01:28:37,484 --> 01:28:38,986 Anything you wanna add? 1434 01:28:40,028 --> 01:28:40,863 Yes. 1435 01:28:42,072 --> 01:28:43,156 Yeah, what's that? 1436 01:28:45,492 --> 01:28:46,952 Go to sleep, Josh. 1437 01:29:28,827 --> 01:29:31,412 Most of the time, it's like-- I don't know. 1438 01:29:31,413 --> 01:29:33,331 It's like there's this thick, black cloud 1439 01:29:33,332 --> 01:29:34,666 covering everything. 1440 01:29:36,668 --> 01:29:37,835 Like we see the world, 1441 01:29:37,836 --> 01:29:40,589 but we don't really see the world, you know? 1442 01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,509 We're all just stumbling around. 1443 01:29:44,343 --> 01:29:46,344 Directionless. No sense of meaning. 1444 01:29:46,345 --> 01:29:47,763 No sense of purpose. 1445 01:29:49,264 --> 01:29:51,224 I know that might sound super depressing, 1446 01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:53,936 but honestly, I think it's a good thing. 1447 01:29:55,854 --> 01:29:58,524 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 1448 01:29:59,441 --> 01:30:01,275 Those brief, transcendent moments 1449 01:30:01,276 --> 01:30:02,944 when the lights flicker on, 1450 01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:05,071 the black cloud parts, and you see the world 1451 01:30:05,072 --> 01:30:06,698 for what it really is. 1452 01:30:14,373 --> 01:30:16,041 And suddenly there's meaning. 1453 01:30:18,836 --> 01:30:20,504 Suddenly there's purpose. 1454 01:30:23,173 --> 01:30:24,382 If you're lucky, 1455 01:30:24,383 --> 01:30:26,343 you'll experience this once in your lifetime. 1456 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:31,974 For me, it happened twice. 1457 01:30:33,016 --> 01:30:35,185 The first was the day I met Josh. 1458 01:30:40,816 --> 01:30:42,066 And the second... 1459 01:30:43,986 --> 01:30:45,320 the day I killed him. 94293