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Tell me something, Lola, these white hands, does Alfio kiss them?

Yes, yes, but now, Vattini, please.

And tell me something, these budduzzi eyes, does Alfio kiss them for you?

Yes, but now you run away.

And this mouthful of strawberry, Alfio kiss it for you?

Yes, but now, Vattini, I can assure you.

Lola! Lola!

Saint Rosalie, lost am I!

Vattini and Turin, please, Vattini!

Discovery they are!

Matruzza mia, what a bio!

Lola.

Casugno.

How strange you are dressed.

Hot I kept.

What did you do today?

Cuscì.

Did you see anyone?

No, alone I was.

What are you doing, Alfio?

How, what do I do? Don't you know I go hunting at night?

Ah, petta maggia santissima.

Turiddu, I need to talk to you.

Sandorza, we have nothing to say to you.

Are you angry with mia?

Sandorza, go home now.

At home there is macuttia.

Go, Sandorza, that slave I am not.

The time has come, people cannot see.

I am alone at home.

I can't, Sandorza, I can't.

But what do you want to put on me?

Boring.

Sandorza, don't do that, I am a serious Turiddu.

Come, Turiddu.

I decided thus.

Listen, Turiddu.

I have given it a lot of thought.

When there is, but honor does not count.

Sandorza!

I'm all yours.

What are you talking about?

And take me.

No, thank you, I'd rather not.

I never take anything.

Sandorza, these things are not done out of reflection.

These things are done by sexual instinct.

And I have it, the sex instinct.

Sandorza!

Turiddu, make me yours.

Own me, ugly.

What are you talking about?

Now and forever.

But I know them, oramento nervoso.

And then someone might come.

I'm not waiting for anyone.

Besides, I'm not afraid of the eyes of the world.

Now my world is yours.

But stay calm.

You are reasonable.

Sandorza, are you...

But what a shamelessness!

But what a f**king puff pastry!

But that you want to seduce me?

I am still young.

Get it right.

Here. Cover, here you go.

Here.

What is it? A camisa?

It is a gift camisa.

This is a lona camisa.

Of milk the camisa.

I did not embroider it with my own hands.

Sandorza, don't overdo it.

Why am I...

Sandorza!

What?

Farewell to the mala easter.

But if we are under the Christmas holiday.

Damn!

Lola.

What do you want?

Shameless sinner!

Husband tene, isn't that enough for you?

I keep the husband that you would not find.

What do you want from my patenne?

Do you recognize it wretched?

With my own hands I made it, and in torillo's pants I found it.

It's mine!

Give me my camisa of milk!

Give me.

Give me your penara!

Give me your penara!

Give me your penara!

Give me your penara!

Those who are lucky in love do not play cards.

Give me your penara!

10, 21, 26, 44, 56, 64.

1 a 0.

Wretch!

To me!

Loaded!

But push yourself that no!

Sticks.

You are the bottana!

Smooth!

Horse.

77!

Give me that camisa!

But what do you want to burst out?

It's a tragedy!

I want to give it to your husband!

Triscola!

Compadre Alfio!

Who is he?

Chistave sends it to Turendo for those who are going to leave.

Or rather, to your moghiera belongs.

Damn you!

Damn you!

Pardon!

Fermene!

Compadre Turendo!

You would do this with my wife!

See on it!

I don't drink this wine because it hurts my chest!

I will be waiting for you in an hour near the cemetery.

I will be there!

Come, stop it, damn you!

Sorry!

Come, shameless one!

Sorry!

Are you in enunciation?

They must be killed, compadre!

Merci!

Mesdames, messieurs, bonsoir!

Merci!

Au revoir!

Free at last!

And united for life and love!

A walnut sofa lined in red.

Louis XV coffee table.

A pitcher of uncertain style but exquisite workmanship.

Even the pitcher now!

And okay, I wasn't going to tell you, but since we've come this far.

My uncle is very serious!

His uncle?

Yes, my uncle, Marquis Pozzuoli, whose sole heir I am.

So in your interest, if we want to overlook it.

But if I know ten years that his uncle has to die, doesn't he ever die?

Excuse me, what are you doing? She's taking away a phone that's still ringing.

Be patient, at least let me answer!

Hello?

Yes, Aguile, that's me.

Tell me.

No!

Uncle.

Uncle.

I'll come right away!

Uncle, has he entered agony?

Father.

You must pull yourself together, your uncle is about to leave us, dear son.

Really? Are you sure?

Yes, unfortunately.

He is sucking in!

Uncle! Uncle!

Away for goodness sake, dear Ulimeta!

Eh! Eh!

I had it so good, sir!

Eh!

Casting.

What? Do you feel unwell?

It's nonsense, it's from the nervous manifestation,

Seeing and verendo deal with reflections starting here....

And they reappear at the leg.

And does that happen to you often?

In times of conjuncture.

With permission.

You are welcome.

What's up, how's my born uncle?

Eh, out of danger, a real miracle.

Thank goodness.

Look, I should talk to you, you know?

Eh, it's something that...

Is an extremely serious thing.

Miss.

Doctor.

I'm out of here!

But no, but no, don't feel bad, Miss.

He is an old man, he is sick, he does not know what is being done.

Ah, he doesn't know what he's doing, huh?

I don't.

You say?

I turned blue from pinching.

Look!

And this is nothing.

Look at this, look at this.

And even here, look.

And he doesn't know what he's doing, huh?

He's worse than a mandrill, that one.

What about these?

I forgot these.

Look here, look.

You too, Marquis.

Does it look good to you?

Doesn't that seem even too much?

I'm out of here!

Let her grope herself!

You see, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, you know?

But how, Uncle Cicillo!

I fall from the clouds!

A man who has never touched a woman in his life,

Always in a bed bottom saying the rosary,

Since he was 30 years old!

All right!

But it happens, dear Marquis, you know?

A whole life of repression and then...

Paf! The reaction!

No!

It's a very dangerous thing, you know?

This morning's collapse was due to one such incident.

Did he try to flourish the nurse?

But can it really be very dangerous?

One kiss, one such foolishness, would be enough to...

Oh, yeah!

By a painful departure, you mean?

Eh, at that age I don't think well!

Eh, there is to be dried up at the slightest emotion!

Especially of that kind!

I realize that, professor!

I realize!

I realize!

Good morning to this little swine too!

Good morning, this is Marquis Pozzuoli.

Gigi told me about her, about the...

Bella Milena!

Ah, you, Pozzuoli?

You are very bad at repetition, you know?

I am almost a little afraid at his visit.

Very witty!

Can I come in?

Mica there is someone, isn't there?

Oh, no!

Je vous en prie!

Thank you, permission!

Ah, I was the cafca people!

The brusse, what a tuorbid fantasy!

Turbine.

Oh!

I almost cold on impression!

Cold!

Io can you buy me a drink?

Which purpose do you prefer?

Understand, thank you!

Does it accommodate you?

Mmm, what did Gigi say to her, about the Milena?

He told me that you are very beautiful,

witty,

full of charm.

And he also told me that you do concerts,

thank you,

spirited,

unusual,

outstanding!

Oh, you Italians, oh, it's so terrible!

You never keep the secret!

I would love to hear one of his concerts.

Gigi told me that a present of one hundred thousand lira.

Net of deductions, that is,

could go.

Yes, you little swine!

Beautiful, beautiful, you are creature!

Now you, you little swine,

you close your eyes.

And can you drink?

All right!

Now I present,

Uori's interpretation and dance,

your Milena wants,

you enjoy with serious classical music,

Then discuss you-you-you.

For goodness sake don't, I have allergies.

Belba,

puma,

jaguar,

panther,

cheetah,

lionissa,

leopard,

tiger,

Malaysian tiger,

Pussycat,

tiger of Cremona,

panther,

leopard,

tiger,

Mont-Bracen tiger,

tabby,

Soriana del Cimino,

Little pig, you don't like Uori's dances?

But how do I not like it?

Soriana,

mama mia!

Rather in case of need, you have some other little things in your repertoire, don't you?

Yes, Milena for variations, price does a lot, a lot of other gazy things.

Normal, take it complementary progressive.

Danzi by Uori, optime for brio, fire, sensuality by Abolique,

For romantic and languorous, extra-splendid.

I think Abolique sensuality is just fine,

For a painful of match.

When all this?

But right away Milena, today!

You have got to be kidding me, business is business.

And I as an old uncle how long should I stay?

As soon as he stays there, you are free.

Good morning uncle, how are you doing?

I brought you the new nurse.

Are we?

Allow Professor Ferreris, the Mignot, the Milena I told you about.

How beautiful.

Beautiful, lovely.

Good morning little old smurf.

She is Bulgarian.

Yes, I heard.

Here I smell bad closed, here puorza.

Milena asks sorry, I didn't mean to offend,

You sorrella thought soul, uor Milena thinks body.

You see professor, the new nurse bases her therapy on music.

Oh yeah, a little music will do him good, but without overdoing it though because you don't want to tire him out.

For goodness sake, don't worry, a record every now and then will suffice, this one for example.

Dance of the hours, green clowns.

Ponchielli, la gioconda.

La gioconda, Ponchielli.

And now all away.

Away, away.

My care to well succeed, demands recollection to suoletudes.

You are welcome professor.

You are welcome.

Don't worry.

You are welcome.

And now my little smurf, the dance of the hours.

Achilles.

Mr. Marquis.

Achilles, put a plede, a pillow on the couch,

I'm sleeping here tonight and I want to stay next to my uncle's delight.

Well, Mr. Marquis.

Achilles, what do we do?

Let's smoke a cigarette.

What's going on?

They asked for champagne.

Champagne.

You see, Achilles, one of the fundamental virtues of man is to be able to control himself,

To be masters of one's own nervous system.

Amen to that, Mr. Marquis.

You should take care of yourself, Mr. Marquis.

Have some coffee, it will do you good.

Achilles, how funny, I have a strange warm feeling.

He has a finger in his head.

One cup, sir.

A finger?

Yet this motif I must have heard before.

But yes, it is the dance of the hours.

Milena, Milena, Milena, Milena, Milena...

Soon coramine and syringe.

Syringe, yes, I'm coming too doctor because it's very...

I bring.

And well, doctor?

He is better now.

Eh well, that's good, poor uncle, isn't it?

Such efforts cannot be sustained; I arrived just in time.

But it's not about her uncle, it's about that poor child.

Well, it's an unbelievable thing, nobody would believe it, soul, an other-worldly thing.

But it does that little clock tune there that I don't....

What do you want to do?

Oh no, you little swine, what more do you want?

You little swine, answer yourself, please.

May I, Mr. Marquis?

You are welcome, dear.

Oh, you little swine, help your Milena, can you?

Milena, right here!

Again? Oh no.

Milena, would you mind opening up a little bit more?

Move us.

I have my finger in it.

Oh, the finger in.

Mr. Marquis, after eighteen years of honorable service, I announce my resignation and that of all the staff. Let's go.

Oh, what is it? In this house we are on the mark, and so am I.

I'm leaving, oh my God, the finger.

Are you sure I would go and bet you?

Listen to our music!

There it is, there it is.

Mila. Alberto!

It makes you wonder to see me, huh?

How do you find me, how do you find me?

A flower, it's all about your aunt.

As an aunt?

Yes, let's say almost aunt.

She's amazing, you know, and I want to marry her as soon as possible.

And you will be my witness.

Hello!

But where is he going now?

Move.

This is genuine jinx.

Good morning miss, sorry, I am a few minutes late.

I thought he was no longer coming.

Oh, I am a man of my word, Miss.

Look, do you mind if we walk? I'm very cold.

She is more shy than I thought.

Naturally, this is the first time I have been in such a situation.

Shyness is a fine quality in a woman, at least to my taste.

Look, miss, excuse me, but I have the impression that you are a little hesitant, uncertain,

What is it, maybe I don't inspire her confidence? She always makes time to withdraw if she has changed her mind.

No, I haven't changed my mind.

Ah, here's 500,000 lira, go ahead and count it.

Oh.

He will have the others when things are done.

In that envelope you will also find all the necessary instructions, I follow them on note.

She is to be on site between 10 and 10:15 tonight.

Tonight, clear?

I will be there.

He will have to be very specific about the time.

At that time the woman will be in the living room, in front of the television.

The apartment is located on the fifth floor.

Right or left?

Right.

It is a quiet house. At that time there will be no one on the stairs.

As soon as he entered he will find a long corridor.

The sound of the television will guide her and it will be easy for her to approach.

Rest assured.

He will be able to surprise her by coming up behind her.

It is really cold.

Is that all?

I think so.

Just wanted to ask you something.

What is the medium?

Gun, with silencer.

If the television is on, nothing will be heard.

Yes, it will be on, rest assured. Is everything clear?

Very clear. Everything will be fine, you'll see.

For the rest of the money, I hope you trust.

Besides, if she is in my hands, I am in hers.

But I trust her. I am constrained.

But take away one curiosity.

What did that woman do to you to make you hate her so much?

This is something that does not concern you. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

I don't want to die, Your Grace.

What do you say ever, Anna Polena?

Now comes news to me through my good and faithful nurse.

That you meditate to get rid of me

Through the cutting of my blond head.

Nesta reggia can never be said to that the court draws arbitrary inferences.

Oh, sire, that I did not perhaps willingly accommodate

Your righteous smani and marital.

No, no, I have not done all my wifely duty.

I have not done all my duty as a wife.

And of lover.

And of lover.

Have I not been meek bride and wise queen.

Take me, sire, I want to be yours before I die.

Possess me here, brutally, exhaust me with caresses,

Smother me with kisses, with hugs....

Man, look at this.

Sorry.

Halt, stop, good for me.

But he missed a line.

It doesn't matter, with dubbing everything is accommodated.

Audition, Mario, audition.

Good at the third, right?

Yes, at rigotta still for audition.

So, Ms. Lelis, shall we end our little interview?

Ah, ah yes, she was telling me that I am misanthropic.

Look that is not true at all,

And that I am discovering the pleasure of solitude.

You see, after such a hard day's work,

In the evening I like to find myself alone in my nest.

And do you know what I do in the evening?

No.

I watch television.

Television.

And sometimes I even fall asleep.

Also.

But I'm definitely not going to fall asleep tonight.

Tonight is my favorite show.

Nothing will be able to detach me from the television set.

And now, dear Roberta, you really don't want to tell me a little bit about his heart,

Of his sentimental memories?

Ah!

I have no memories.

These past six months have been so hectic.

That there was no time for memories.

You know, six months ago I was a nobody.

Today I have a future.

Oh, a future.

I'm so sorry, miss.

Yes?

I just wanted to say that one should not forget the past in certain cases.

But what does this one want?

We met once before a few months ago.

He came to her home, to her nest, to ask her to help a young man,

a boy who loved her, but she wouldn't hear of it.

My name is Lucia Rossi Perozzi.

She no longer remembers me and it is logical, since she has forgotten him as well.

But who let this puddle in?

Would you like me to refresh your memory?

His name is Gianni. Gianni Santi.

Here he is, they gave him life imprisonment, do you recognize him now?

Enough! Beloved ones! Beloved ones, come here at once, cast her out!

You chase her away!

You chase her away!

Do you remember what I tell you, Miss Veles?

Soon, very soon, something will happen that will refresh her memory.

For everyone in this world will notice.

I always knew you were innocent, Gianni.

But no one wanted to believe me.

I alone understood you from that first day in the elevator.

Allow me, I'll do it.

At what point?

5th.

Well, I'm also going to the fifth.

So I will have the pleasure of his company.

Thank you.

Are you a new tenant?

Oh no, I don't live here, I tutor a girl.

Ah, the scatterbrained nymphet of 21.

Heroic feat.

Why? Do you judge her to be autusa?

No, it's not that, I don't know her.

It's just that I find in today's kids a cerebral fatigue, a careening indifference.

They are insubstantial.

One should not generalize.

Oh God, I'm a student myself, but I'm better off in the company of...

Of people...

More responsible people.

How careless!

No, no, no, don't bother, I'll do it.

Thank you.

Ah, but you teach in a school here in town?

Yes, at Dante Alighieri High School. I have been a professor for many years.

Many, are you kidding?

Well, let's say several, then.

It is curious, do you know that when I was a child I was in love with my school teacher?

I was 12 years old; she must have been about 30.

I used to dig up a lot.

I wanted to become as cultured as she was so I could marry her when I grew up.

I would also secretly write poems for her.

E...

did she know that?

No, of course, I would have been ashamed.

And now you keep writing about it?

Well, later I took technical studies.

I am now in my fourth year of engineering.

But I still write short stories from time to time, just for me.

An interesting and nice entertainment.

They are more ideas than anything else.

Just some notes I'm throwing down for a hypothetical tomorrow.

You know, many writers started out doing different crafts.

Think a little bit about Protolini, to give an example.

And again to many other American writers.

I'm sorry to have held you for a long time without...

Allow me to introduce myself, Gianni Santi.

Very pleased. I am Ms. Rossi-Perozzi.

Lucia.

I would be glad to see her again.

I would like to have you read some of my writings to get your opinion.

Oh, too kind.

I will gladly do so if this can encourage you to continue.

When can I see her again?

I come here to lecture every day.

Always at the same time.

Very good. See you soon, then, I hope.

See you again, Miss.

Again.

Good morning, Ms. Rossi-Perozzi.

Good morning.

Have a seat.

Good morning, professor.

Come on, Lily, that's enough. Let's start the lesson. I have no time to waste.

So, we were left with Philip the Fair's relations with the Papal States.

To the point where Philip the Fair had taxed the Clea.

Yes.

Pope Boniface VIII energetically opposed the king's claims.

You go on, then what happened?

So then it happened that Philip the Fair wanted to tax the pope, but the pope did not want to at all.

So Philip the Fair punished him with excommunication.

But, Lily, what are you saying?

The king of France who excommunicated the pope.

I'm glad, you studied it really well, good job.

Here, read here.

Philip the Handsome with a claim to be laughed at.

Do you know that when I was six years old I fell in love with a little girl who had a little nose like yours?

Lily, a well-behaved young lady does not go snooping on what her neighbors are doing.

Either they can't see anyway or they have other things to do.

Sometimes I hide and watch them, if they knew.

You pigs, they are not even engaged.

But Lily.

Do you know that he also gets paid by women?

There is another one coming, an old one.

Lily, don't be ashamed.

It is not a lie, the goalkeeper said so.

The old woman pays him and he gives the money to this other one who is more beautiful to him.

That's enough now, Lily. One should never listen to malice.

Do you know that you can ruin a person?

What do I care if that one gets ruined, mica my type.

But he is too much of a kid.

Boniface VIII with a bull forbade the laity to lay hands on the property of the clergy.

The struggle between the king and the pope became nasprì and the excommunication struck Philip I.

By your rule I go with whomever I like.

Don't say what...

By now I've made up my mind and that's it.

You didn't talk like that before.

I need to be free, Gianni, I want to be an actress.

and if I have to warm the producers' beds to get there, I won't have as many qualms.

But do you realize what you are saying?

No, no, no, don't come and lecture me.

And don't look like a disappointed little boy, you're already a big boy.

And then you will immediately console yourself and find a hundred others.

Do you know why I chose this house?

No, why?

Not to have great conveniences, because it offers none except the view.

And because it reminds me of my childhood home.

One is of the land where I was born, on the navy, where the po' descends,

To have peace what is guaci sui.

Amor, which to the gentle heart ratta s'apprende,

Took him of the beautiful person that was taken from me,

And the way still offends me.

Amor, che a nullo amato amar perdona, took me...

Who is the face of it and so much I kept it low,

Until the poet told me he pense.

That's the old one, Genchi.

And she gives him the money. She has a rich husband and think she is honorable as well.

That's enough, Lilli, and I keep reading.

When I answered I began.

Oh, lasso, how many sweet thoughts, how much desire,

Less they to the painful step.

So, Lilli, be sure to study.

I will not be able to come tomorrow because I have a ceremony at the institute.

See you Wednesday at 10 a.m.

All right, young lady, goodbye.

I'll come down for a moment. Wait for me to finish our talk.

Oh, good morning, young lady.

Nice to see you again.

Does she come down?

How are you, Mr. Santi?

Benone.

What about his famous writings?

They are always there, inside a drawer.

But he wouldn't let me read them.

Yes, that's right, I might give them to him next time.

All right, Wednesday then.

I will come to class in the morning, at ten o'clock.

Agreed.

I will be waiting for you on Wednesday before 10 o'clock.

Excuse me, but I have to run.

Then remember, Wednesday at ten o'clock, huh?

You will come, won't you?

Rest assured, I will have to come anyway.

As a courtesy, however, I will wait at the door.

All right.

Wednesday at the gate, then.

10 o'clock.

Eminence, the Honorable Genchi.

Eminence.

And now, if you will allow, I will introduce Mrs. Genchi.

Eminence.

Your Eminence, we are gathered here to award our best teachers.

First of all, Ms. Rossi Perozzi, for her 15 years of teaching.

Ms. Perozzi, please.

It is a great honor for me to present this diploma.

An invaluable diploma.

A certificate that means absolute dedication to teaching young people.

That means a life dedicated to making our boys the men of tomorrow.

Circulate, young lady. Circulate.

If it were on my own, you see, I would have the whole building sealed.

At least it closes and I'm off to Montevorzi in bilingering, nice and lounging.

But that you think porking is a good thing?

You can't pass, miss.

No, look, that's the professor who is parventosa.

And she cannot pass either.

But what happened?

What a thing, young lady, what a people. But I used to tell my wife all the time.

I don't like this guy.

But who?

That young man there, Del Venti.

They found a woman shot dead in her home.

A Mrs. Genchi, the wife of a Congressman.

There is still the body upstairs.

Mr. Santi?

Yep, first she shot him and then she phoned the police.

They arrested him tonight and now brought him here for investigation.

He even started to cry, this rotter.

Ma'am, please let go, if you get out of the way, right?

Gianni.

Miss.

But no.

It's not him.

He is not the killer.

Good, good.

I saw him, the killer.

I have seen it.

And can I save Mr. Santi?

We shall see.

Have a seat, miss.

So, let's go in order.

On the night of the murder, Mr. Commissioner.

I was on the landing of Mr. Santi's residence.

And I saw a man coming down the stairs looking suspicious.

He did not see me, but I was able to see his face.

And how does he say he was the murderer?

Well, he came out of Mr. Santi's apartment.

Ah, that's it.

And what were you doing at that time on those stairs?

Do you live there?

No, no, no, no.

I tutor a girl who lives in the same building, and I had gone upstairs to get some books I had forgotten.

At that time?

And I just happened to be passing by and I saw the door open, and then I thought I could go upstairs to...

All right, all right. Please favor me with the name of the family you went to that night.

No, you see, I didn't go, and the books I never took them back.

But it was said that she had gone there for that very reason.

Yes, but then it was so late that I thought I wouldn't bother.

Excuse me, miss, didn't you know when you entered the gate what time it was?

But you, say, are you another friend of the Santi? Yes, I mean, someone very close to him?

No, no, no, no, I hardly know him. I had seen him a couple of times in the elevator but....

But you see, Mr. Commissioner, I am a teacher and I am used to judging young people.

Some who seem so turbulent, maybe even bad, are sometimes the best.

And that's a good guy, Mr. Commissioner, believe me, I know about that.

I hear the likes, dislikes, judgments of teachers, let's leave them in school.

We are facing an extremely serious case, young lady, there is a death involved.

But, Mr. Commissioner, I tell you that I was there, on that landing, and I saw the killer's face.

Mr. Commissioner, I know the man.

Oh, finally, if you know him then it gets interesting.

Do you know the killer? It goes well with what you claim, miss. Who is he?

I don't know, Mr. Commissioner.

But do you know him yes or no?

Yes, I've seen it before.

Where, when, miss?

I don't know, Mr. Commissioner, I saw it, I saw it again, but I don't remember where at all.

I don't know his name, I don't know who he is.

Look, I repeat that this is a very serious case. Your position could become really delicate.

Yes, I understand you, Miss, I also understand the noble sentiment that drives you.

But you see, miss, if I were to go ahead with your deposition, you would be in a very critical situation.

Let's call it off, right, miss?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He then insists.

But yes I insist, yes, it is the truth! It is the truth!

Eh all right, let's start all over again.

She must have wanted it.

Write, why are you so interested in the Santi?

But because I know that he is innocent.

Can you help me save him? Only you can help me.

I have nothing to do with this. But who are you?

Listen to me, please, I repeat that only the two of us can save him.

Gianni does not have an alibi for the night of the crime, but we can provide it for him.

He said he went to the movies.

You only have to testify that you were with him, and I will testify that I saw the two of you together.

But it's a crazy thing.

And you come here making such overtures to a prominent woman like me.

But she is crazy!

No, no, no, no, he didn't understand.

I believe in the innocence of your fiancé, Miss.

I have some experience and I think I know how to judge people.

He is not my boyfriend and I don't want to know anything about him!

And you leave immediately, or I will report you to the police!

Out! Out! What does he think he's making me perjure myself?

But who does he take me for? Do you want to send me to jail?

I was mistaken; I had taken her for a kind-hearted girl.

For one who would not hesitate to help a young man who was ruined for her sake.

For my sake? But she's crazy! If I go away! If I go away! Leave me alone!

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello, Celere.

Quick, run!

State your name.

Run to Maraldinovo Street, extension 18.

But who is speaking?

They are about to kill a woman.

Run, for God's sake!

Kill me! For pity's sake! I paid you to kill me! Pull again!

Most Illustrious Prosecutor of the Republic, I set this letter an hour and a half before I died.

I chose my killer myself. I had now lost all hope of saving a man I knew to be innocent.

But evenings ago, the diploma rewarding my 15 years of teaching came into my hands.

Do you want to review the photo-remembrance of that day?

And I saw him. Did I recognize him?

I finally knew who the murderer was, the secretary of the Honorable Genchi.

Your Excellency, when I came to you, please inform the name of the man

and told her that she saw him leaving Gianni Santi's apartment on the very night of the murder.

And remember what he told me, that I had already bored enough with my ridiculous fantasies.

Therefore, I have no choice but my own sacrifice if I want to save Gianni Santi.

My hitman is the same one who killed Genchi.

The instigator is her husband, the Congressman, who saw his career in jeopardy because of his wife's conduct.

I found the hitman, blackmailed him and forced him to commit the second crime.

The one who will put him in the hands of justice.

I am sure, Mr. Prosecutor, that this time you will believe me.

Maria Cristina, let me pete you, that they make chicken stuff out of you.

And grandma to daddy I always keep him, eh.

Instead, no one keeps him because Grandma has dog syncrasy.

But how? Santa doesn't come with us to the castle?

Then I'm not going to Grandma's.

Neither did I then.

Adagisa, but what if grandma has synchrasia?

She does not love Baba, and therefore she is bad.

Don't always say that if grandma is all good.

And then for two days he can be without that behemoth there all fur and that's it.

I want babbo, I want babbo.

But are you capable of being good?

Come here, because if you don't, you'll upset Mother.

And Father, who loves dear Granny so much.

That ruin of your mother's will give me a heart attack some day.

Sorry, bear with me, this is not to speak ill of Mom, but he is selfish.

He's fowling all his billions, while I couldn't renew this winter.

Neither my wardrobe nor the children's wardrobe.

A nasty old woman that she is.

And then, for example, he knows it's my birthday in two days and what does he do?

It takes the little ones away from me.

But dear, he had a nice thought after all, didn't he?

They will have a great time at the castle.

Besides, think what peace we will have at home.

On my behalf he gave you a real gift.

The only gift your mother can give me is to go to the creator.

Adalgisa, who is the creator?

But how blessed is God, right?

Our lord, paron of heaven and earth.

And how do you go to Mr. Maker?

Well, if he goes up to heaven, if he goes away from this world, if he dies.

Then why does Mother want Grandma to leave to see Mr. Maker?

Casi, if not look I'll let you go a slap.

Yes, because there is no Babbo to defend us.

I want Babbo.

Lay that behemoth in the kennel.

Look, look at Grandma's castle, how beautiful you are, huh?

Mare Cristina, give me your hand, come here.

Gian Giacomo, did you see the tower there, look?

That one?

Let's go, come on, grandma is waiting for you.

And be good, huh?

And you never hurt.

I want Babbo.

And it looks like a basilica to me.

Gian Giacomo, look at how many launches.

They could have not touched these good ones.

Who is the baroness?

It awaits you.

Thank you.

But who is there? A fairy from over there?

No, it is the lady baroness who is dictating.

He writes fairy tales for beards.

Oh, what a beauty.

I want to be told many, many.

To me, fairy tales dived me.

I want Babbo.

Look, just listen to how beautiful.

Crystalline's heart became big, big with joy.

And behold, miraculously, a light invests all the mushrooms in the forest,

Which as if by a spell became so many palaces of gold and silver

And out of these palaces came many yamos and goblins,

Who sang with joy intertwining carols.

Excuse me, Baroness, I didn't understand the last word.

But what is it, deaf? It makes me lose my train of thought and inspiration!

She dictates is so fast that I ...

I pay you to shorthand, you slug.

You steal my time and money, you beast, you cretin, you treacherous bread-eater!

Oh, no one has mercy on me, because everyone tortures me.

What is it? Who are these people in my house?

But, baronesses, they are his nephews.

Daniel, come on, come on, not you ever, friend, come on, come on!

What are you doing just standing there? Go right away and browse, in fact, come here!

Are you the jockey, you? What are you doing here?

Levo capotini, potesce, baronesse?

But enough, you idiot, go away! Leave me alone with them.

What are you doing? You three? Stay where you are, I said out!

What is it? Don't you know how to speak? It's natural, you can tell.

With around your mother that good annuler of my son and that strange villainess.

Well, now go and get Cristina to come. Cristina, come here.

Bonjour, big mama. Bonjour.

What beautiful jewelry you have! But why do you keep them all on you? Are you afraid of thieves?

Yes you like jewelry, huh?

If you are good, one day we will count carats together.

Why don't you give some to Mom?

She'd like that, huh? Never get them, you see, never!

Not even after my death, why? Because I will bury you all!

But weren't there three of you? And where is Daniele? Daniele?

Aren't you coming to say hello to grandma? Your grandmother who is so good?

It is not good, it is bad! How?

I want babbo! And who is babbo?

Our little dog! Our little dog!

And your parents gave you a dog by not telling you that the dog is man's enemy

Who brings microvi, disease, filth, ruins the home and is an enemy because he enslaves his masters?

Don't talk to me about dogs for this curse!

Die! Away with this dog! Away!

After all, being a grandmother is more than being a mother.

One can afford to spoil the grandchildren and entertain them with good, rather educational music.

Yes, but I want Babbo!

Oh, no, no, don't be afraid, your granny who is so good won't let the gamekeeper kill him anymore.

Really? Then I can't go on the races?

Don't you interrupt the big ones?

Tomorrow morning, my dear children, I will make a phone call to the municipal dog pound.

and so they will give him a little injection with which he can die without even realizing it.

What are these creatures doing, spasming?

What are these putei doing to him?

Villana! Villana! You entered without knocking.

This means that your relief is at the door from the servant that you are.

You have already done enough to ruin my grandchildren.

That's enough now, always stay with your handmaiden and trouble!

If I see you together again now outside!

Now throw me away, throw me to my house!

These good putei...

Enough!

These good...

But you know, great mom, we are used to being with her all the time.

Silence, said!

Madame, dinner is served.

Thank you, James.

At the table!

Now I will tell you how the fairy tale of Crystaline ends.

Crystal, who was such a beautiful child, but not as good,

did not follow the fairy's advice and went up the crystal mountain to take the treasure to the snow genie.

As soon as it was a top...

Grandma.

Hush, how many times have I told you that at the table you don't talk but only eat?

So, Cristallina...

But Grandma!

Stop, you make me lose the thread as well as the inspiration!

So, Cristallina, but where did you go?

Enough, I just can't go on.

Inopportune child and scrivener!

I want mamma mia!

Shut up! And stay with the place!

But...come on...

Now you can talk.

What did you want to tell me at the table?

By now it is useless.

Why is it useless?

Yes, because that black midge that had fallen into the soup dish you have already eaten.

What? Then of course it was you!

It didn't fall, you put it in the soup! You are much worse than I thought! You are little criminals! Lombrosian monsters, I would say!

I want mom!

Mother? Some time will pass. Before you can see your dear mother again, I will only take care of you from now on.

Ten years of boarding school and later we'll talk about it I now in bed.

I am not sleepy. We always sleep with Adalgisa.

Adalgisa does not exist! Come on, to bed, alone!

Adalgisa and I sleep with my dad and mom who are laid.

What?

I am the wife, she is the maito.

What is this child babbling! Cosineudite, early torture!

To bed, to bed, so you will get used to boarding school!

I am afraid, I am afraid!

To bed, I said, to bed!

Are you afraid?

No, I just don't want to go to boarding school. I want mom, why don't we go away?

How do we go away?

Well, I don't want to go to boarding school.

But no, don't cry, maybe Grandma was joking.

It is bad, because it does not go to the creator.

To the creator? Yeah, you remember, Mom also wanted him to go to the creator.

The creator you are the paron of cials and the earth, he will take care of it.

You say he'll take care of it? But go stupid, we need to help her too.

So we make a beautiful gift to mom for her party.

Father and mother will come later to pick us up here and so no one will kill bobo anymore.

I want bobo!

Shut up Daniel, you sleep and let the grown-ups talk.

Then what about helping the creator take the grandmother away?

Poor thing, if that catches me who knows what it will do to me. You take care of it.

But whatever, don't send him to his maker, however, then don't cry if that one gets you locked up in boarding school,

Where they shave your hair and put a waterproof cape on you when it rains.

No, the shaved hair I don't want and the waterproof cape either.

You know the concierge's son was there once and he said that they feed you there a lousy thing called board.

No, I don't want the board.

Then help the creator.

Yes, but at least let's get it together.

All right, I'm in.

How do we do that?

There are many weapons in the castle.

Weapons? We at heart are small.

Hey, bobo!

I want bobo!

Let's save bobo, he is strong and if there is a need he can help us.

Oh, you finally got a good idea.

We will have to put an armor on him, though, because Grandma has a cane.

My tittina, Zazzatomo, where are you going?

Shut up, let's go kill grandma and come right back.

Oh, no, no, I want to mat Grandma goodbye.

No, you are too small.

I want to mat granny goodbye, I want to mat granny goodbye.

Shut up, but what are you going to do?

I want to mat Grandma goodbye.

And that's fine.

You have to do everything we tell you, though.

Yes.

And you don't have to cry.

I am a man.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Where is Daniel?

Daniel?

Here I am.

Oh, Topogizio.

Don't snap, Topogizio.

Come, come.

Poor, poor.

Now I'm going to conjure you up for the holidays, you mangy cur that you are not.

Shit.

And I will teach you how to bring your dog to play.

Come to my room.

An ankle was not enough.

The other one had to bite me, too.

I will have to bandage it.

But what a jewel I will attach on it.

Very good.

Go ahead and hide in the tower, so you will be caged alone.

Very good.

Rent.

Here is the ugly beast.

Oh God, grandmother.

Poor Bobo.

I know you are up there, all four of you.

Do not try to hide, little criminals.

Lombrosian monsters.

I will show you.

Where are the others?

Give me that dog, give me that dog, you filthy bastard.

Shall we go and play?

Yes, let's go play, let's go play.

Great pain.

Oh, dear countess, I thank you, I thank you for coming.

Mr. Earl, please be seated.

You were a great friend of my mother's.

Yes, but how did it happen?

Dearest, for me it was a tremendous shock.

How are they?

Poor baroness, but how did she end up in the park lake?

A gardener found her yesterday at noon with all her jewelry on her.

This is how a true noble woman dies, wearing all her joys.

She died as she lived.

Yes, but why in the lake?

Who knows, she loved nature, she was such a sensitive woman.

Poor Tonio, he is in a pitiful state.

Yes, poor dear, he tries to dominate himself, but it was a real tragedy when we told him.

One thing in tone passes us by.

Eh, I can imagine that, dear son.

But now you have to make yourself strong.

Oh, here are the little ones, how dear!

Happy birthday to you, Mommy!

My little angels remembered, thank you. Even mom had forgotten.

They remembered Mother's Day.

Can we read you the little read we wrote you?

No, no, love, not here. We'll read it later, huh?

But no, poor children.

I would love to hear from you.

They have been so dear, don't give them random thing.

Go ahead and leave the law there.

All right.

Come on up.

Here.

Let's put it here.

Come on, let's hear it.

Dear Mom, best wishes on your holiday.

Mother, we pray to Baby Jesus and Our Lady that you and Father will always be happy.

We are so small and don't have the money to give you a nice gift.

And so we thought we would send the grandmother to the creator to...

Maria Cristina.

Are you crazy?

Mother, it was to make you happy.

They are children.

Children, come, it's time for gymnastics.

Next.

Quick, quick, scele, scele, scele.

Daniele, we are waiting for your convenience.

Come on, move.

And let's not waste time.

In the stave before me, perform in time all the exercises that I will show.

We will repeat every morning for health.

Rise on legs, do not bend knees, off torso.

I want to adalcisa.

The time for adalcisa is over, get it straight in your heads.

If your mother fired her, there is a reason.

Firro fin affa.

And now I am here to give you proper education.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Like good people, make good drawings and stop thinking about that blessed dog all the time.

Unleash the imagination.

I would like to go outside and play.

Everything in its own time, Maria Cristina.

Up, up, draw.

I want bobo.

No way.

That dog is unsanitary and I convinced your parents to remove it.

Tomorrow I will make it portavia.

Look miss, if we draw well later will you come and play with us?

On the tower.

It will come what a great game.

I can also be good.

And if I like your drawings I will go with you up in the tower.

Children worry me, doctor.

It must have been all those misfortunes, I don't know.

First my mother-in-law, she that patience.

But then he caught a young lady, who she in the lake.

And to say we warned you.

In short, we had to call back the old Tata.

The children were affected by this.

They say some crazy things.

You think they go and tell everyone that it's their fault.

Oh, dear baron, you know.

Children's imaginations have unfathomable depths.

But you will see that with good psychoanalytic treatment we will probe them.

Understood.

And so this would be the place where you killed the woman.

But why do I enjoy telling lies so much?

Please, let's not tell lies.

We sent them to the creator.

And that's fine.

Then why did you do them?

To give mom a gift.

Ah, most interesting.

Double projection of the paternal symbol.

But we didn't want to go to boarding school.

I don't want shaved hair.

And I don't want the waterproof cape either.

Ah, latent fetishism.

Childhood fear of castrazioda.

We used Daniel as a bait lamb, and she fell for the trap like the wolf.

The little lamb.

Bestial projection of animus.

Very rare archetypal symbol.

I wonder what I'm doing at the Lucerne Indian Society.

So, listen carefully, children.

I will now prove to you that you did not kill Grandma.

And that they are all dreams.

Where would be the famous pitfall?

There, there.

There.

There? Very good.

Then put on the pitfall and you will see that it does not exist.

It's not like I want to disappear.

Well, then I'll give it a try.

You see. There is no pitfall.

You have to pull that chain.

Then pull it.

Pull it, pull it. Where is to be afraid?

Pocca loca.

I for one would like to know where all these people are going.

He must have gone to the young lady first and then to his grandmother.

Didn't you understand that? He is a doctor.

So it will cure his synchrasia.

Well, here, I wouldn't want to disturb, Mr. Baron.

If you are busy, I can come back another time.

But no way, an old friend like you.

Just think, dear, Antonio's father was my grandfather's gardener on the Gugliasco estate.

And it was with Antonio that I spent my vacation days.

Eh no, people like them don't make them anymore.

How many years, huh, Antonio?

Eh, it's been a while.

And what do you do now?

The police commissioner here in town, Mr. Baron.

Ah, that's good. Maybe I have everyone like you on the police force.

And what did you come here to do? To look for a gang of murderers?

Oh no, of course.

But really, in the last few months, seven people have died rather...

This is true.

...spite, including his poor mother.

Eh, I know. Sometimes the lake plays tricks on you.

Oh, you don't think it was us, by any chance, do you?

I mean no. But I would like to ask a few questions, though, if you permit.

Oh, please, Mr. Commissioner, and leave the children alone.

And all these tragic misfortunes have so unhinged them, they insist that it is their fault.

I don't know how they came up with such a horrible game.

No, don't worry, I will be discreet.

Perhaps it may be that his children saw something without understanding what it might be.

So, I think, if you don't have anything to the contrary, of course.

So let's start again. You guys killed them all with the pitfall, huh?

No, after a while we got bored with the pitfall.

That bad worker who wanted to beat up Bobo, we took away his ladder while he was painting a wall.

To that nasty wench who wanted to poison Bobo, we put the meatball back on his plate.

And then we sent to Mr. Maker, even that guy....

Ah, look here, but you love him very much Bobo, eh?

Of course we love them, even Adalgisa.

So we decided to send that ugly young lady to Mr. Maker.

Ah ... and where is this pitfall?

Come.

Ah, nice, huh?

Dude, other than that this is a great place, we only come here.

But do you come here to play?

Look, now I'll show you a good game. Don't move, huh?

No.

Take a good look, be careful.

You see, that one there was a bad gentleman who also wanted to hurt Bobo.

But why will everyone then resent Bobo?

Ah, look, but then it's seven, huh?

No, there are six.

Ah, only.

Lemon?

Yes, yes, lemon.

It is beautiful to send the evil overlords to the creator. I don't understand why other children don't do it.

Then the creator is good, separates waves ceglie of the earth. Perhaps he forgives them and makes them more good. Doesn't that sound like you too?

Eh, yes, yes, yes.

Hey there, Antonio.

Huh?

What's going on with you?

Nothing.

You could almost say that you have seen death.

No, no.

Is there anything new? Have you discovered anything?

No, nothing.

You can talk to me, you know?

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing definite yet. It is something that only the children will be able to clarify. I wish you could leave them with me for a while.

Leave them? But you don't seriously think there is any relationship with...

No, no, no. I thought by taking them out of the environment where all these things happened...

Say.

Children will be able to calm down and explain themselves better, won't they?

You see the commissioner is a friend. I have no worries. I'm sure he won't tuber the children at all.

Thank you, Baron. I would like to make a call to my wife for me.

Of course, you're welcome.

Ah, yes.

Listen here, but what is this thing that...

Quiet.

4, 7, 6, 9, 9.

Ah, hello? Yes, dear, it's me.

Look, you should prepare the room, the big one, for three children.

What are you saying? They are the baron's children. It's three, four days at the most.

No, no, you can't do without it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, then I will explain everything well to you verbally. Bye, dear.

Well, I will then take them away and you will see that we will get to the bottom of everything.

Come on.

Here we are.

Maria Cristina.

There, there is the doorbell.

Yes.

Run, go and play.

Appeal to me, appeal to me.

Oh, there you are, they go, there you are.

What is this?

No, no, no, no.

You come in, but the beast stays outside. They don't want dogs in my house.

Eh, no, we would miss crying.

Eh, my dears, dogs absolutely die in my house, okay?

Roll over! Roll over!

Hello?

Hello, dear.

Is that you, honey?

Listen, love, I have good news for you. I think I found the solution.

Soon we will be free.

Oh, how wonderful of your father! Run, come here to my house and practice.

We can now admirable the symbol of ancient and modern Rome.

that millions of people around the world dream of visiting,

the historic reminder of the Roman empire, the Colosseum.

Please like this.

Luca, here, please.

Listen to each other, I am not Colosseum. Colosseum is there.

Beautiful, beautiful.

I love him, dear.

My love, one, two, three.

And now, after the visit to Castel Sant'Angelo, we will visit the catacombs.

Maximilian, let's go to the catacombs of San Carlisto.

Good, sir.

Are you coming with us, father?

It does not seem to me that your Latin is very orthodox, dear father.

Look, why don't you stop these ridiculous disguises for a good time?

Why? Because this is the only way to be close.

To breathe in this scent that made me steal

And to find a good time to be a little me on.

Jesus Mary, but even these have become like Moroccans.

But what does he want from me?

How what do I want? What po' want a heart in love?

One hour only...

I would like you...

Don't laugh, sir. It is not good to mourn one who is in pain.

I haven't slept for almost fifteen nights.

But stop it now. It doesn't enchant anyone anyway, you know?

I have a mirror at home, and I know exactly what I look like.

Yes, but he doesn't know what I look like. I'm up for blood.

Have some chamomile tea, bromide, or maybe take a cold bath.

Instead, I don't give up, I'm stubborn and I try.

Did you ever see that someday the square is fed up and tracche,

But slow or makes vuse?

Be careful. Watch that I can be very dangerous.

That's the danger of my profession, sir.

When do we see each other?

On the twenty-sixth, at 6:30 p.m. sharp, in my office.

Do I kiss its hand, father?

You will notice.

Can we go?

Yes, yes, go, go.

Accidua, it comes at you like a stilt.

Oremus and Fiamia, Oremus and Quovadis.

Hello, mistress.

Come now.

Mega am I looking at myself?

Ah, no. That seems to be the case.

Can you let me do a riddle?

As long as it is a matter of guessing.

Mo te tell you what carse you have, eh?

Yes, what is his name?

You bring the carse...

Annaggia, le carse...

Bloc, why?

The prize found it for us.

They all have it, the prize.

Prize?

But don't talk nonsense.

Why don't you know?

It's written on the shout there, on the thing....

It is written in block letters, large, like this.

Toothpaste, and pecks toothpaste.

Automobile, and you come home motorized.

But no!

O since he believes, mica I insist.

My cousin, for example, found us tubietti for the theater in Caracalla.

The one of ancients, there.

Are you serious? I didn't know.

Nother is from a Brazil, it said...

Brazil.

But where?

And that you, mo you ashamed? And so sorry, to the sea, then.

Eh...

But look higher, no, look higher.

No, no.

Here?

Higher, higher.

There, almost at thigh level.

Wait a moment, I'll look at it now.

Here.

Or see, here.

Here, no, here it says.

No, not even here.

Do you want to see that I got the wrong thigh?

Do you want to see a little from the other side?

Here.

Pull up, pull up.

And what are you clutching so tightly, these horns?

There is nothing here.

But listen.

But, but, but say, but.

But.

Please.

Good, good.

Ammasse le ghello.

Well, it stops now, huh.

And stay in place.

Or, it's written on almost all of them, if.

Eh.

I would like to say that you are lucky in love.

Look, I'll do me the pleasure.

But who would you trust in anything.

This time it doesn't come, it doesn't come.

Good evening, Mirella.

Good evening, ma'am.

Ah, she really came.

And that as a joke.

Tell the truth.

Are you looking for a place, by any chance?

A place me?

But what's with the deities?

It's not like I can work.

It hurts me. I like it.

He clutched his stomach, a dizziness that me lay long on the ground.

Then do as I do.

What a hobby job.

But Mr., not even as a hobby.

Shall we go?

Let's go, let's go.

You close the office.

See you again in seven days.

Good, ma'am.

Does it already feel like a vacation?

We take a week off every month.

Do you know, though, that I'm almost starting to like this hobby thing?

Can I invite you to dinner?

I'll pay for the coffee, though.

Come on, it goes.

I want to warn you for the last time.

Look you are playing a bad card.

I have confidence in the means, ma'am.

Will you wait here for a moment?

Do you see me sicco, Drago? But who is this prince?

Love, there's a money chest this one, huh?

But you know what?

Tell me, how much dough do you offer us per month here?

Eh, I'm not coming to take your place.

In fact, I'll even raise your rate.

So?

What's the matter with your tongue?

But -- but who is this, curare?

Tell me about it.

Is there away any other butchery here?

Oh, be careful not to talk too much, my little son, that you want to stay in the house?

Would you like to follow me?

Shut up!

Do you permit, sir? It is a specialty.

Why don't you give it a try?

No, thank you.

Don't you like truffles?

But they are fresh, sir.

Of course they are fresh.

My liver hurts.

I'm sorry, poor guy.

Sir, if you could pass -- pass the noodle?

There are no noodles.

A cue or poivre for the gentleman?

He serves the lord.

Alex, take it all away.

Take it all away!

Alex.

Alex, turn off the lights.

What's wrong with you, sir?

All lights.

Is it cala?

I said the truffle was rotten.

Are you afraid?

Why are you looking at me like that?

What is your name?

How -- how to call to her?

Go away. You have to go away.

And why, I'm sorry? We had such a good time.

Please beat it. Don't you understand?

It's that I don't want to hurt you.

Do you see that? You are already tired.

Tired will be your grandfather.

The stuff once in Fiumicino with some of my cousin's friends, I...

Shut up.

Yes, figure. Tired.

I want to be honest with you, though.

You see, that time I boarded you there in the Piazza....

I know.

Did you think of the usual lady looking for easy love affairs...?

Willing to make you a kept man.

Well, it's always because I can't work, but the doctor said as well.

So I was thinking of doing an exchange of goods, that is.

Ah, oper!

Huh? Beach a little bit whatever. I was trying to settle down better.

But yes, let's not talk about it anymore.

No, we need to talk about it instead.

Because -- because I swiped a little silver thing from you.

I know.

So that's why you keep me away? Because you think I'm a dirty thief, don't you?

Men don't matter to me. You or someone else, it's all the same.

You leave and another one comes in your place.

Yes, and who am I dodging from me?

Do you know what alicanthropy is?

I was in a movie about werewolves.

Exactly.

I am a kind of werewolf.

For all seven days of the full moon.

Seven days?

And seven nights.

Now I understand the vacations.

No kidding.

You should know how many men I have killed.

See.

What is the festival of the dead?

They are all full moons.

No one has completed one.

And why large crosses and small crosses?

According to the merits.

Look, however I the time at the fiumicino I have other than full moon.

Shut up not talking.

Do you want to bet five sacks?

You must have wanted it.

Is she still here?

Stand up.

I went.

I go to the office.

What?

I told Alex to take care of her for whatever she wants.

Vera.

Vera, off here.

Away here, stripped.

Via here.

No kidding, away here, Vera.

Vera!

Via here.

But what does he do?

Don't touch me, it horrifies me!

Leave me!

But what was that?

What are you dead?

Vera!

Earth no!

Land no, Vera, away here!

Out of the way!

Vera!

Vera!

Earth no!

Vera, away here!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera, you have attached me to the werewolf man!

But I get three days, not yet one!

And he should me every day of the year!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera, away here!

Vera!

Vera!

I had to put him down, ma'am.

It had become too dangerous.

Too bad.

Photograph it, Alex.

Never again one like him.

Doctor, you are not going to believe this.

But it has been beating me since I was a child.

So what do I think about it?

What about it?

What does he do?

What does he do?

How do I do that?

Smoke.

No, she cannot smoke.

Why?

Because you are intoxicated.

But do I die if I don't smoke?

No, she dies if she smokes.

How do I die?

She dies, yes, because even one puff like that can be fatal to her.

I...

Huh?

With a mouthful?

Yes, just one.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor, but I can't get out of the habit!

Do you need to help me?

Indeed!

Help me!

We are all here to help you.

But don't worry, I'll take care of it.

But for me smoke is everything.

But I know, but it is still so easy to get out of the habit.

Yes?

Please be seated.

I have succeeded at least a thousand times.

Ah, doctor, you are direct affedosa.

Be comfortable, sit down, sit down.

And I'm not sitting down?

So, now let's see what can be done for you.

Can you tell me?

Tell me.

Are you a nicotinic smoker or a psychic smoker?

I only smoke domestic.

Do you know what a psychic smoker is?

No, I don't.

He is one who does not need the nicotine, only to perform the act of smoking.

Well, I really don't know, do I?

It is so easy to know. Just smoke in the dark.

In the dark? And why?

Because the psychic smoker does not take pleasure in smoking in the dark.

Yes, yes, in that he needs to feel observed by others.

But what talk is he giving?

Yes, to see the smoking cigarette between his fingers.

Tell me, do you take pleasure in smoking in the dark?

No.

Eh, here we go, here we go.

You are a psychic smoker.

No, no, I am a filter smoker.

Excuse me, I said no because in the dark I always smoke the filter.

Eh, I get it. You are a nicotine smoker, if that's how you like it.

Have you read the Terry report?

Yes, it is terrefacient.

And how many cigarettes do you smoke a day?

A trifle, a few packets.

And how many?

One, one, two, three, five, seven packages.

Doctor, don't blow it on us, even ten some times.

Think of it as consuming only one cirino a day, and after the first one the auccio lights it up with a stub.

I economize, I am economical.

Even when he eats he smokes.

And even when it goes...

When I go...

And even when he is with mia.

Here's me when I go, to me the fog excites me.

Rain to me.

Mi salve doctor, mi salve, mi salve.

Everyone in this house smokes, even hate.

Look at them, doctor, two hundred and seventy cigarettes a day.

In threes, no more than about 80 cigarettes per person.

80s, 90s.

Yes, yes, yes, be calm, be calm.

So, I recommend that the patient be admitted to a clinic for detoxification treatment.

You alone cannot do it.

And no, I don't go to the clinic, dear Mr. Doctor.

I am a man all of a piece and I don't let anyone tilt me.

Now I understand, you would all like to see me dead.

Yes, especially you would like to be a widow.

You see these cigarettes, huh?

I pick them up and throw them away, stomp on them like this, without mercy, because between me and them everything is over.

But don't make me laugh, other than clinic, it would take jail, segregation to get you to quit smoking.

And who is the gentleman?

Who is he? Who is he? Word on the street is that he is my wife's brother.

Diagnose me as well, doctor. Among men of high culture we understand each other.

What do you do?

He eats, drinks and sleeps.

And I create, I write, and I am a colleague of Manzoni.

Ah, he is a writer.

No, he is a drooler. He's been telling me for ten years that he has to write a novel. Ten long years.

Do you know what you have been writing all these years? Only the title.

Shut up, you ignoramus.

In short, let's stay on topic.

Do you care about your brother-in-law's health?

No.

Then agree among yourselves.

In short, I warned you. This individual must not smoke, otherwise he will grow.

Be well.

I can't smoke anymore.

Good, good, good, good.

That you are a candidate for death, huh?

Death is a horn! Feel the agony well. I have no intention of leaving this earth.

I will treat myself in this house with all my strength and alone.

Listen to him, alone.

It kills me, this crap.

It needs to be helped.

But how?

Yes, controlling it, guarding it.

Yes, Mom is right.

Mom is right. And who do you think watches over him?

But you.

Me? To that madman? To that wretch? But who takes this responsibility?

But only you can do. I work, mom has to think about the house, grocery shopping.

I go to school.

Yes, and then the novel is the writer.

But stop with this novel. But you want to ruin our family.

But you don't understand that if those who don't smoke die.

And why he who waits does not die.

All right, all right, don't cry, I accept, I saw wretch.

I want you, I demand, I demand carte blanche, indeed written paper.

Only toilet paper is good for you.

Quiet and unconscious.

Don't give me swear words if I don't detail it.

Article one, my brother-in-law Fatty has the power to watch me and whether day or night.

One, two and three.

But how does it allow you?

Article three, any fraudulent attempt to smoke is punishable by number three slaps.

Wake up, wake up.

Throw, throw.

No.

That's the second time you've tried. Remember article five, throw.

You are heartless.

Go outdoors, go.

Men, children and things, only I do not fire.

It does not pull.

You can go.

You are welcome.

Picciriddo.

What do you want?

Could you do me a favor?

It depends.

Would you go and buy me a national package?

I will give you a candy afterwards.

And what do I do with a candy?

Box.

What do you give your sister?

And what do you want?

Petioles.

I'll give you a hundred lira.

Two hundred, three hundred, five hundred.

Thousand.

Thousand.

Sto Picciriddo when he grows up will be worse than my brother-in-law.

But how do I do that?

What a son.

Who is he?

What are you doing?

Waiting.

But what are you waiting for?

What long is it?

Very long.

For me it is a ritual.

The smoke was making me assative.

Since I no longer smoke, I have become extremist.

That...

I am noncontinental son.

One thousand lira a cigarette.

Excuse me.

How are you?

I've wanted you for a long time.

You are my life.

Can I smoke you?

Yes.

From now peak and you can.

You are my only joy.

I've been closed to you for half an hour.

Look, Rosalina, I'm going to kill you.

Face the wall and hands up.

Be silent and obey.

Article 6.

Searching relatives and friends.

So if you have cigarettes and matches you must leave them to lay.

These are the regulations.

All right, so you turn.

First up.

And remember that the interview should last no longer than five minutes.

But it is an exaggeration.

It is already too much if I allow him to see friends again.

If I do this it is because it has been a good three days without smoking.

Go, go, go.

And you in rest.

They say hello, how are you?

I'm fine.

I don't miss anything.

I am happy, cheerful.

We are all here.

How exciting.

Follow me well.

Now I hand you this handkerchief.

Voice.

And how are you?

And it's not bad, thank you.

I'm fine, too.

Good thing.

Read well what is written in the handkerchief.

I am sick.

Follow the instructions.

Thank you.

One moment.

Article 9. Check all incoming packages.

May contain perfumed articles.

Stop!

Stop!

It's mine! She is mine!

Yes, this is mine! This is mine!

Yes, I ordered it!

I have the right to celebrate the anniversary of the first week I didn't smoke!

Don't touch her with these dirty hands!

I feel!

Don't touch it!

All right, granted.

It is an almond cake.

Grandpa Gustavo, before you died you used to tell me,

nephew of mine, you are a blef, you are all smoke and no fire.

And now I am preparing to leave this land, yes.

And do you know why?

Because my life without the national team has no purpose.

Do you understand me?

I know, I know, that what I do will cost me hell,

But what can I do about it?

I know, but finally in hell I can find some smoke.

And you must forgive me, but in a little while.

Sorry about the shoulders.

What are you doing?

What do you want?

Ah, you're going into alco?

Go away!

Do you know that I don't want to see you?

Do you know or do you not know?

You are anti-smoking, you are a villain, you are a prison guard.

Even a jailer has a heart.

Yes, a hard, ridiculous, lousy heart.

You're getting high, man, I have a heart of gold.

You make me laugh, will you allow me?

What do you want?

If you had a heart of gold, you would have sold it, yes.

You may be right, I never found the buyer.

Why didn't I think of this earlier?

My brother-in-law!

Gold is expensive.

How much do you want?

Two.

Two hundred thousand lira?

2 million.

No!

No, I cannot refuse.

Give me cigarettes, give me cerene.

Thank you, thank you.

And you don't drink this?

Well, I'll drink it to toast our agreement.