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Tell me something, Lola, these
white hands, does Alfio kiss them?

Yes, yes, but now,
Vattini, please.

And tell me something, these budduzzi
eyes, does Alfio kiss them for you?

Yes, but now you run away.

And this mouthful of
strawberry, Alfio kiss it for you?

Yes, but now, Vattini,
I can assure you.

Lola! Lola!

Saint Rosalie, lost am I!

Vattini and Turin,
please, Vattini!

Discovery they are!

Matruzza mia, what a bio!

Lola.

Casugno.

How strange you are dressed.

Hot I kept.

What did you do today?

Cuscì.

Did you see anyone?

No, alone I was.

What are you doing, Alfio?

How, what do I do? Don't
you know I go hunting at night?

Ah, petta maggia santissima.

Turiddu, I need to talk to you.

Sandorza, we have
nothing to say to you.

Are you angry with mia?

Sandorza, go home now.

At home there is macuttia.

Go, Sandorza,
that slave I am not.

The time has come,
people cannot see.

I am alone at home.

I can't, Sandorza, I can't.

But what do you
want to put on me?

Boring.

Sandorza, don't do that,
I am a serious Turiddu.

Come, Turiddu.

I decided thus.

Listen, Turiddu.

I have given it
a lot of thought.

When there is, but
honor does not count.

Sandorza!

I'm all yours.

What are you talking about?

And take me.

No, thank you, I'd rather not.

I never take anything.

Sandorza, these things
are not done out of reflection.

These things are
done by sexual instinct.

And I have it, the sex instinct.

Sandorza!

Turiddu, make me yours.

Own me, ugly.

What are you talking about?

Now and forever.

But I know them,
oramento nervoso.

And then someone might come.

I'm not waiting for anyone.

Besides, I'm not afraid
of the eyes of the world.

Now my world is yours.

But stay calm.

You are reasonable.

Sandorza, are you...

But what a shamelessness!

But what a f**king puff pastry!

But that you want to seduce me?

I am still young.

Get it right.

Here. Cover, here you go.

Here.

What is it? A camisa?

It is a gift camisa.

This is a lona camisa.

Of milk the camisa.

I did not embroider
it with my own hands.

Sandorza, don't overdo it.

Why am I...

Sandorza!

What?

Farewell to the mala easter.

But if we are under
the Christmas holiday.

Damn!

Lola.

What do you want?

Shameless sinner!

Husband tene, isn't
that enough for you?

I keep the husband
that you would not find.

What do you want
from my patenne?

Do you recognize it wretched?

With my own hands I made it,
and in torillo's pants I found it.

It's mine!

Give me my camisa of milk!

Give me.

Give me your penara!

Give me your penara!

Give me your penara!

Give me your penara!

Those who are lucky
in love do not play cards.

Give me your penara!

10, 21, 26, 44, 56, 64.

1 a 0.

Wretch!

To me!

Loaded!

But push yourself that no!

Sticks.

You are the bottana!

Smooth!

Horse.

77!

Give me that camisa!

But what do you
want to burst out?

It's a tragedy!

I want to give it
to your husband!

Triscola!

Compadre Alfio!

Who is he?

Chistave sends it to Turendo
for those who are going to leave.

Or rather, to your
moghiera belongs.

Damn you!

Damn you!

Pardon!

Fermene!

Compadre Turendo!

You would do this with my wife!

See on it!

I don't drink this wine
because it hurts my chest!

I will be waiting for you in
an hour near the cemetery.

I will be there!

Come, stop it, damn you!

Sorry!

Come, shameless one!

Sorry!

Are you in enunciation?

They must be killed, compadre!

Merci!

Mesdames, messieurs, bonsoir!

Merci!

Au revoir!

Free at last!

And united for life and love!

A walnut sofa lined in red.

Louis XV coffee table.

A pitcher of uncertain style
but exquisite workmanship.

Even the pitcher now!

And okay, I wasn't going to tell
you, but since we've come this far.

My uncle is very serious!

His uncle?

Yes, my uncle, Marquis
Pozzuoli, whose sole heir I am.

So in your interest, if
we want to overlook it.

But if I know ten years that his
uncle has to die, doesn't he ever die?

Excuse me, what are you doing? She's
taking away a phone that's still ringing.

Be patient, at
least let me answer!

Hello?

Yes, Aguile, that's me.

Tell me.

No!

Uncle.

Uncle.

I'll come right away!

Uncle, has he entered agony?

Father.

You must pull yourself together, your
uncle is about to leave us, dear son.

Really? Are you sure?

Yes, unfortunately.

He is sucking in!

Uncle! Uncle!

Away for goodness
sake, dear Ulimeta!

Eh! Eh!

I had it so good, sir!

Eh!

Casting.

What? Do you feel unwell?

It's nonsense, it's from
the nervous manifestation,

Seeing and verendo deal
with reflections starting here....

And they reappear at the leg.

And does that
happen to you often?

In times of conjuncture.

With permission.

You are welcome.

What's up, how's my born uncle?

Eh, out of danger,
a real miracle.

Thank goodness.

Look, I should talk
to you, you know?

Eh, it's something that...

Is an extremely serious thing.

Miss.

Doctor.

I'm out of here!

But no, but no,
don't feel bad, Miss.

He is an old man, he is sick, he
does not know what is being done.

Ah, he doesn't know
what he's doing, huh?

I don't.

You say?

I turned blue from pinching.

Look!

And this is nothing.

Look at this, look at this.

And even here, look.

And he doesn't know
what he's doing, huh?

He's worse than a
mandrill, that one.

What about these?

I forgot these.

Look here, look.

You too, Marquis.

Does it look good to you?

Doesn't that seem even too much?

I'm out of here!

Let her grope herself!

You see, that's exactly what I
wanted to talk to you about, you know?

But how, Uncle Cicillo!

I fall from the clouds!

A man who has never
touched a woman in his life,

Always in a bed
bottom saying the rosary,

Since he was 30 years old!

All right!

But it happens, dear
Marquis, you know?

A whole life of
repression and then...

Paf! The reaction!

No!

It's a very dangerous
thing, you know?

This morning's collapse
was due to one such incident.

Did he try to
flourish the nurse?

But can it really
be very dangerous?

One kiss, one such
foolishness, would be enough to...

Oh, yeah!

By a painful
departure, you mean?

Eh, at that age
I don't think well!

Eh, there is to be dried
up at the slightest emotion!

Especially of that kind!

I realize that, professor!

I realize!

I realize!

Good morning to
this little swine too!

Good morning, this
is Marquis Pozzuoli.

Gigi told me about
her, about the...

Bella Milena!

Ah, you, Pozzuoli?

You are very bad at
repetition, you know?

I am almost a little
afraid at his visit.

Very witty!

Can I come in?

Mica there is
someone, isn't there?

Oh, no!

Je vous en prie!

Thank you, permission!

Ah, I was the cafca people!

The brusse, what
a tuorbid fantasy!

Turbine.

Oh!

I almost cold on impression!

Cold!

Io can you buy me a drink?

Which purpose do you prefer?

Understand, thank you!

Does it accommodate you?

Mmm, what did Gigi say
to her, about the Milena?

He told me that you
are very beautiful,

witty,

full of charm.

And he also told me
that you do concerts,

thank you,

spirited,

unusual,

outstanding!

Oh, you Italians,
oh, it's so terrible!

You never keep the secret!

I would love to hear
one of his concerts.

Gigi told me that a present
of one hundred thousand lira.

Net of deductions, that is,

could go.

Yes, you little swine!

Beautiful, beautiful,
you are creature!

Now you, you little swine,

you close your eyes.

And can you drink?

All right!

Now I present,

Uori's interpretation and dance,

your Milena wants,

you enjoy with
serious classical music,

Then discuss you-you-you.

For goodness sake
don't, I have allergies.

Belba,

puma,

jaguar,

panther,

cheetah,

lionissa,

leopard,

tiger,

Malaysian tiger,

Pussycat,

tiger of Cremona,

panther,

leopard,

tiger,

Mont-Bracen tiger,

tabby,

Soriana del Cimino,

Little pig, you don't
like Uori's dances?

But how do I not like it?

Soriana,

mama mia!

Rather in case of need, you have some other
little things in your repertoire, don't you?

Yes, Milena for variations, price
does a lot, a lot of other gazy things.

Normal, take it
complementary progressive.

Danzi by Uori, optime for
brio, fire, sensuality by Abolique,

For romantic and
languorous, extra-splendid.

I think Abolique
sensuality is just fine,

For a painful of match.

When all this?

But right away Milena, today!

You have got to be kidding
me, business is business.

And I as an old uncle
how long should I stay?

As soon as he stays
there, you are free.

Good morning uncle,
how are you doing?

I brought you the new nurse.

Are we?

Allow Professor Ferreris, the
Mignot, the Milena I told you about.

How beautiful.

Beautiful, lovely.

Good morning little old smurf.

She is Bulgarian.

Yes, I heard.

Here I smell bad
closed, here puorza.

Milena asks sorry, I
didn't mean to offend,

You sorrella thought soul,
uor Milena thinks body.

You see professor, the new
nurse bases her therapy on music.

Oh yeah, a little music will do him good, but without
overdoing it though because you don't want to tire him out.

For goodness sake, don't worry, a record every
now and then will suffice, this one for example.

Dance of the
hours, green clowns.

Ponchielli, la gioconda.

La gioconda, Ponchielli.

And now all away.

Away, away.

My care to well succeed,
demands recollection to suoletudes.

You are welcome professor.

You are welcome.

Don't worry.

You are welcome.

And now my little smurf,
the dance of the hours.

Achilles.

Mr. Marquis.

Achilles, put a plede,
a pillow on the couch,

I'm sleeping here tonight and I
want to stay next to my uncle's delight.

Well, Mr. Marquis.

Achilles, what do we do?

Let's smoke a cigarette.

What's going on?

They asked for champagne.

Champagne.

You see, Achilles, one of the fundamental
virtues of man is to be able to control himself,

To be masters of one's
own nervous system.

Amen to that, Mr. Marquis.

You should take care
of yourself, Mr. Marquis.

Have some coffee,
it will do you good.

Achilles, how funny, I
have a strange warm feeling.

He has a finger in his head.

One cup, sir.

A finger?

Yet this motif I must
have heard before.

But yes, it is the
dance of the hours.

Milena, Milena,
Milena, Milena, Milena...

Soon coramine and syringe.

Syringe, yes, I'm coming
too doctor because it's very...

I bring.

And well, doctor?

He is better now.

Eh well, that's good,
poor uncle, isn't it?

Such efforts cannot be
sustained; I arrived just in time.

But it's not about her uncle,
it's about that poor child.

Well, it's an unbelievable thing, nobody would
believe it, soul, an other-worldly thing.

But it does that little clock
tune there that I don't....

What do you want to do?

Oh no, you little swine,
what more do you want?

You little swine,
answer yourself, please.

May I, Mr. Marquis?

You are welcome, dear.

Oh, you little swine, help
your Milena, can you?

Milena, right here!

Again? Oh no.

Milena, would you mind
opening up a little bit more?

Move us.

I have my finger in it.

Oh, the finger in.

Mr. Marquis, after eighteen years of honorable service, I
announce my resignation and that of all the staff. Let's go.

Oh, what is it? In this house
we are on the mark, and so am I.

I'm leaving, oh
my God, the finger.

Are you sure I would
go and bet you?

Listen to our music!

There it is, there it is.

Mila. Alberto!

It makes you wonder
to see me, huh?

How do you find me,
how do you find me?

A flower, it's all
about your aunt.

As an aunt?

Yes, let's say almost aunt.

She's amazing, you know, and I
want to marry her as soon as possible.

And you will be my witness.

Hello!

But where is he going now?

Move.

This is genuine jinx.

Good morning miss, sorry,
I am a few minutes late.

I thought he was
no longer coming.

Oh, I am a man of my word, Miss.

Look, do you mind if
we walk? I'm very cold.

She is more shy than I thought.

Naturally, this is the first time I
have been in such a situation.

Shyness is a fine quality in
a woman, at least to my taste.

Look, miss, excuse me, but I have the impression
that you are a little hesitant, uncertain,

What is it, maybe I don't inspire her confidence? She
always makes time to withdraw if she has changed her mind.

No, I haven't changed my mind.

Ah, here's 500,000 lira,
go ahead and count it.

Oh.

He will have the others
when things are done.

In that envelope you will also find all the
necessary instructions, I follow them on note.

She is to be on site
between 10 and 10:15 tonight.

Tonight, clear?

I will be there.

He will have to be very
specific about the time.

At that time the woman will be in the
living room, in front of the television.

The apartment is
located on the fifth floor.

Right or left?

Right.

It is a quiet house. At that time
there will be no one on the stairs.

As soon as he entered
he will find a long corridor.

The sound of the television will guide her
and it will be easy for her to approach.

Rest assured.

He will be able to surprise
her by coming up behind her.

It is really cold.

Is that all?

I think so.

Just wanted to
ask you something.

What is the medium?

Gun, with silencer.

If the television is on,
nothing will be heard.

Yes, it will be on, rest
assured. Is everything clear?

Very clear. Everything
will be fine, you'll see.

For the rest of the
money, I hope you trust.

Besides, if she is in
my hands, I am in hers.

But I trust her. I
am constrained.

But take away one curiosity.

What did that woman do to you
to make you hate her so much?

This is something that does
not concern you. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

I don't want to die, Your Grace.

What do you say
ever, Anna Polena?

Now comes news to me through
my good and faithful nurse.

That you meditate
to get rid of me

Through the cutting
of my blond head.

Nesta reggia can never be said to
that the court draws arbitrary inferences.

Oh, sire, that I did not
perhaps willingly accommodate

Your righteous
smani and marital.

No, no, I have not
done all my wifely duty.

I have not done all
my duty as a wife.

And of lover.

And of lover.

Have I not been meek
bride and wise queen.

Take me, sire, I want
to be yours before I die.

Possess me here, brutally,
exhaust me with caresses,

Smother me with
kisses, with hugs....

Man, look at this.

Sorry.

Halt, stop, good for me.

But he missed a line.

It doesn't matter, with dubbing
everything is accommodated.

Audition, Mario, audition.

Good at the third, right?

Yes, at rigotta
still for audition.

So, Ms. Lelis, shall we
end our little interview?

Ah, ah yes, she was telling
me that I am misanthropic.

Look that is not true at all,

And that I am discovering
the pleasure of solitude.

You see, after such
a hard day's work,

In the evening I like to
find myself alone in my nest.

And do you know what
I do in the evening?

No.

I watch television.

Television.

And sometimes
I even fall asleep.

Also.

But I'm definitely not
going to fall asleep tonight.

Tonight is my favorite show.

Nothing will be able to detach
me from the television set.

And now, dear Roberta, you really don't want
to tell me a little bit about his heart,

Of his sentimental memories?

Ah!

I have no memories.

These past six months
have been so hectic.

That there was no
time for memories.

You know, six months
ago I was a nobody.

Today I have a future.

Oh, a future.

I'm so sorry, miss.

Yes?

I just wanted to say that one should
not forget the past in certain cases.

But what does this one want?

We met once before
a few months ago.

He came to her home, to her
nest, to ask her to help a young man,

a boy who loved her,
but she wouldn't hear of it.

My name is Lucia Rossi Perozzi.

She no longer remembers me and it is
logical, since she has forgotten him as well.

But who let this puddle in?

Would you like me to
refresh your memory?

His name is
Gianni. Gianni Santi.

Here he is, they gave him life
imprisonment, do you recognize him now?

Enough! Beloved ones! Beloved
ones, come here at once, cast her out!

You chase her away!

You chase her away!

Do you remember what
I tell you, Miss Veles?

Soon, very soon, something will
happen that will refresh her memory.

For everyone in
this world will notice.

I always knew you
were innocent, Gianni.

But no one wanted to believe me.

I alone understood you from
that first day in the elevator.

Allow me, I'll do it.

At what point?

5th.

Well, I'm also
going to the fifth.

So I will have the
pleasure of his company.

Thank you.

Are you a new tenant?

Oh no, I don't live
here, I tutor a girl.

Ah, the scatterbrained
nymphet of 21.

Heroic feat.

Why? Do you judge
her to be autusa?

No, it's not that,
I don't know her.

It's just that I find in today's kids a
cerebral fatigue, a careening indifference.

They are insubstantial.

One should not generalize.

Oh God, I'm a student myself,
but I'm better off in the company of...

Of people...

More responsible people.

How careless!

No, no, no, don't
bother, I'll do it.

Thank you.

Ah, but you teach in
a school here in town?

Yes, at Dante Alighieri High School. I
have been a professor for many years.

Many, are you kidding?

Well, let's say several, then.

It is curious, do you know that when I was a
child I was in love with my school teacher?

I was 12 years old; she
must have been about 30.

I used to dig up a lot.

I wanted to become as cultured as she
was so I could marry her when I grew up.

I would also secretly
write poems for her.

E...

did she know that?

No, of course, I would
have been ashamed.

And now you keep
writing about it?

Well, later I took
technical studies.

I am now in my fourth
year of engineering.

But I still write short stories
from time to time, just for me.

An interesting and
nice entertainment.

They are more ideas
than anything else.

Just some notes I'm throwing
down for a hypothetical tomorrow.

You know, many writers
started out doing different crafts.

Think a little bit about
Protolini, to give an example.

And again to many
other American writers.

I'm sorry to have held
you for a long time without...

Allow me to introduce
myself, Gianni Santi.

Very pleased. I am
Ms. Rossi-Perozzi.

Lucia.

I would be glad
to see her again.

I would like to have you read some
of my writings to get your opinion.

Oh, too kind.

I will gladly do so if this can
encourage you to continue.

When can I see her again?

I come here to
lecture every day.

Always at the same time.

Very good. See you
soon, then, I hope.

See you again, Miss.

Again.

Good morning, Ms. Rossi-Perozzi.

Good morning.

Have a seat.

Good morning, professor.

Come on, Lily, that's enough. Let's
start the lesson. I have no time to waste.

So, we were left with Philip the
Fair's relations with the Papal States.

To the point where Philip
the Fair had taxed the Clea.

Yes.

Pope Boniface VIII energetically
opposed the king's claims.

You go on, then what happened?

So then it happened that Philip the Fair wanted to
tax the pope, but the pope did not want to at all.

So Philip the Fair punished
him with excommunication.

But, Lily, what are you saying?

The king of France who
excommunicated the pope.

I'm glad, you studied
it really well, good job.

Here, read here.

Philip the Handsome with
a claim to be laughed at.

Do you know that when I was six years old I fell in love
with a little girl who had a little nose like yours?

Lily, a well-behaved young lady does not go
snooping on what her neighbors are doing.

Either they can't see anyway
or they have other things to do.

Sometimes I hide and
watch them, if they knew.

You pigs, they are
not even engaged.

But Lily.

Do you know that he
also gets paid by women?

There is another one
coming, an old one.

Lily, don't be ashamed.

It is not a lie, the
goalkeeper said so.

The old woman pays him and he gives the money
to this other one who is more beautiful to him.

That's enough now, Lily. One
should never listen to malice.

Do you know that
you can ruin a person?

What do I care if that one
gets ruined, mica my type.

But he is too much of a kid.

Boniface VIII with a bull forbade the laity
to lay hands on the property of the clergy.

The struggle between the king and the pope became
nasprì and the excommunication struck Philip I.

By your rule I go
with whomever I like.

Don't say what...

By now I've made up
my mind and that's it.

You didn't talk
like that before.

I need to be free, Gianni,
I want to be an actress.

and if I have to warm the producers' beds
to get there, I won't have as many qualms.

But do you realize
what you are saying?

No, no, no, don't
come and lecture me.

And don't look like a disappointed
little boy, you're already a big boy.

And then you will immediately console
yourself and find a hundred others.

Do you know why
I chose this house?

No, why?

Not to have great conveniences,
because it offers none except the view.

And because it reminds
me of my childhood home.

One is of the land where I was born,
on the navy, where the po' descends,

To have peace what is guaci sui.

Amor, which to the gentle
heart ratta s'apprende,

Took him of the beautiful
person that was taken from me,

And the way still offends me.

Amor, che a nullo amato
amar perdona, took me...

Who is the face of it
and so much I kept it low,

Until the poet told me he pense.

That's the old one, Genchi.

And she gives him the money. She has a rich
husband and think she is honorable as well.

That's enough, Lilli,
and I keep reading.

When I answered I began.

Oh, lasso, how many sweet
thoughts, how much desire,

Less they to the painful step.

So, Lilli, be sure to study.

I will not be able to come tomorrow
because I have a ceremony at the institute.

See you Wednesday at 10 a.m.

All right, young lady, goodbye.

I'll come down for a moment.
Wait for me to finish our talk.

Oh, good morning, young lady.

Nice to see you again.

Does she come down?

How are you, Mr. Santi?

Benone.

What about his famous writings?

They are always
there, inside a drawer.

But he wouldn't
let me read them.

Yes, that's right, I might
give them to him next time.

All right, Wednesday then.

I will come to class in
the morning, at ten o'clock.

Agreed.

I will be waiting for you on
Wednesday before 10 o'clock.

Excuse me, but I have to run.

Then remember, Wednesday
at ten o'clock, huh?

You will come, won't you?

Rest assured, I will
have to come anyway.

As a courtesy, however,
I will wait at the door.

All right.

Wednesday at the gate, then.

10 o'clock.

Eminence, the Honorable Genchi.

Eminence.

And now, if you will allow, I
will introduce Mrs. Genchi.

Eminence.

Your Eminence, we are gathered
here to award our best teachers.

First of all, Ms. Rossi Perozzi,
for her 15 years of teaching.

Ms. Perozzi, please.

It is a great honor for me
to present this diploma.

An invaluable diploma.

A certificate that means absolute
dedication to teaching young people.

That means a life dedicated to
making our boys the men of tomorrow.

Circulate, young
lady. Circulate.

If it were on my own, you see, I
would have the whole building sealed.

At least it closes and I'm off to Montevorzi
in bilingering, nice and lounging.

But that you think
porking is a good thing?

You can't pass, miss.

No, look, that's the
professor who is parventosa.

And she cannot pass either.

But what happened?

What a thing, young lady, what a people.
But I used to tell my wife all the time.

I don't like this guy.

But who?

That young man there, Del Venti.

They found a woman
shot dead in her home.

A Mrs. Genchi, the
wife of a Congressman.

There is still the
body upstairs.

Mr. Santi?

Yep, first she shot him and
then she phoned the police.

They arrested him tonight and now
brought him here for investigation.

He even started
to cry, this rotter.

Ma'am, please let go, if
you get out of the way, right?

Gianni.

Miss.

But no.

It's not him.

He is not the killer.

Good, good.

I saw him, the killer.

I have seen it.

And can I save Mr. Santi?

We shall see.

Have a seat, miss.

So, let's go in order.

On the night of the
murder, Mr. Commissioner.

I was on the landing
of Mr. Santi's residence.

And I saw a man coming down
the stairs looking suspicious.

He did not see me, but I
was able to see his face.

And how does he say
he was the murderer?

Well, he came out of
Mr. Santi's apartment.

Ah, that's it.

And what were you doing
at that time on those stairs?

Do you live there?

No, no, no, no.

I tutor a girl who lives in the same building, and I
had gone upstairs to get some books I had forgotten.

At that time?

And I just happened to be passing by and I saw the
door open, and then I thought I could go upstairs to...

All right, all right. Please favor me with
the name of the family you went to that night.

No, you see, I didn't go, and
the books I never took them back.

But it was said that she had
gone there for that very reason.

Yes, but then it was so late
that I thought I wouldn't bother.

Excuse me, miss, didn't you know when
you entered the gate what time it was?

But you, say, are you another friend of the
Santi? Yes, I mean, someone very close to him?

No, no, no, no, I hardly know him. I had seen
him a couple of times in the elevator but....

But you see, Mr. Commissioner, I am a teacher
and I am used to judging young people.

Some who seem so turbulent, maybe
even bad, are sometimes the best.

And that's a good guy, Mr. Commissioner,
believe me, I know about that.

I hear the likes, dislikes, judgments
of teachers, let's leave them in school.

We are facing an extremely serious case,
young lady, there is a death involved.

But, Mr. Commissioner, I tell you that I was there,
on that landing, and I saw the killer's face.

Mr. Commissioner,
I know the man.

Oh, finally, if you know
him then it gets interesting.

Do you know the killer? It goes well
with what you claim, miss. Who is he?

I don't know, Mr. Commissioner.

But do you know him yes or no?

Yes, I've seen it before.

Where, when, miss?

I don't know, Mr. Commissioner, I saw it, I saw
it again, but I don't remember where at all.

I don't know his name,
I don't know who he is.

Look, I repeat that this is a very serious case.
Your position could become really delicate.

Yes, I understand you, Miss, I also understand
the noble sentiment that drives you.

But you see, miss, if I were to go ahead with your
deposition, you would be in a very critical situation.

Let's call it off, right, miss?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He then insists.

But yes I insist, yes, it
is the truth! It is the truth!

Eh all right, let's
start all over again.

She must have wanted it.

Write, why are you so
interested in the Santi?

But because I know
that he is innocent.

Can you help me save
him? Only you can help me.

I have nothing to do with
this. But who are you?

Listen to me, please, I repeat
that only the two of us can save him.

Gianni does not have an alibi for the night
of the crime, but we can provide it for him.

He said he went to the movies.

You only have to testify that you were with him, and
I will testify that I saw the two of you together.

But it's a crazy thing.

And you come here making such
overtures to a prominent woman like me.

But she is crazy!

No, no, no, no, he
didn't understand.

I believe in the innocence
of your fiancé, Miss.

I have some experience and I
think I know how to judge people.

He is not my boyfriend and I don't
want to know anything about him!

And you leave immediately,
or I will report you to the police!

Out! Out! What does he think
he's making me perjure myself?

But who does he take me for?
Do you want to send me to jail?

I was mistaken; I had taken
her for a kind-hearted girl.

For one who would not hesitate to help a
young man who was ruined for her sake.

For my sake? But she's crazy! If I go
away! If I go away! Leave me alone!

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello, Celere.

Quick, run!

State your name.

Run to Maraldinovo
Street, extension 18.

But who is speaking?

They are about to kill a woman.

Run, for God's sake!

Kill me! For pity's sake! I
paid you to kill me! Pull again!

Most Illustrious Prosecutor of the Republic, I
set this letter an hour and a half before I died.

I chose my killer myself. I had now lost all
hope of saving a man I knew to be innocent.

But evenings ago, the diploma rewarding
my 15 years of teaching came into my hands.

Do you want to review the
photo-remembrance of that day?

And I saw him.
Did I recognize him?

I finally knew who the murderer was,
the secretary of the Honorable Genchi.

Your Excellency, when I came to
you, please inform the name of the man

and told her that she saw him leaving Gianni
Santi's apartment on the very night of the murder.

And remember what he told me, that I had already
bored enough with my ridiculous fantasies.

Therefore, I have no choice but my own
sacrifice if I want to save Gianni Santi.

My hitman is the same
one who killed Genchi.

The instigator is her husband, the Congressman, who saw
his career in jeopardy because of his wife's conduct.

I found the hitman, blackmailed him
and forced him to commit the second crime.

The one who will put
him in the hands of justice.

I am sure, Mr. Prosecutor,
that this time you will believe me.

Maria Cristina, let me pete you,
that they make chicken stuff out of you.

And grandma to daddy
I always keep him, eh.

Instead, no one keeps him
because Grandma has dog syncrasy.

But how? Santa doesn't
come with us to the castle?

Then I'm not going to Grandma's.

Neither did I then.

Adagisa, but what if
grandma has synchrasia?

She does not love Baba,
and therefore she is bad.

Don't always say that
if grandma is all good.

And then for two days he can be without
that behemoth there all fur and that's it.

I want babbo, I want babbo.

But are you capable
of being good?

Come here, because if you
don't, you'll upset Mother.

And Father, who loves
dear Granny so much.

That ruin of your mother's will
give me a heart attack some day.

Sorry, bear with me, this is not to
speak ill of Mom, but he is selfish.

He's fowling all his billions,
while I couldn't renew this winter.

Neither my wardrobe nor
the children's wardrobe.

A nasty old woman that she is.

And then, for example, he knows it's my
birthday in two days and what does he do?

It takes the little
ones away from me.

But dear, he had a nice
thought after all, didn't he?

They will have a
great time at the castle.

Besides, think what
peace we will have at home.

On my behalf he
gave you a real gift.

The only gift your mother can
give me is to go to the creator.

Adalgisa, who is the creator?

But how blessed is God, right?

Our lord, paron of
heaven and earth.

And how do you go to Mr. Maker?

Well, if he goes up to heaven, if he
goes away from this world, if he dies.

Then why does Mother want
Grandma to leave to see Mr. Maker?

Casi, if not look
I'll let you go a slap.

Yes, because there is
no Babbo to defend us.

I want Babbo.

Lay that behemoth in the kennel.

Look, look at Grandma's castle,
how beautiful you are, huh?

Mare Cristina, give me
your hand, come here.

Gian Giacomo, did you
see the tower there, look?

That one?

Let's go, come on,
grandma is waiting for you.

And be good, huh?

And you never hurt.

I want Babbo.

And it looks like
a basilica to me.

Gian Giacomo, look
at how many launches.

They could have not
touched these good ones.

Who is the baroness?

It awaits you.

Thank you.

But who is there? A
fairy from over there?

No, it is the lady
baroness who is dictating.

He writes fairy
tales for beards.

Oh, what a beauty.

I want to be told many, many.

To me, fairy tales dived me.

I want Babbo.

Look, just listen
to how beautiful.

Crystalline's heart
became big, big with joy.

And behold, miraculously, a light
invests all the mushrooms in the forest,

Which as if by a spell became
so many palaces of gold and silver

And out of these palaces
came many yamos and goblins,

Who sang with joy
intertwining carols.

Excuse me, Baroness, I
didn't understand the last word.

But what is it, deaf? It makes me
lose my train of thought and inspiration!

She dictates is
so fast that I ...

I pay you to
shorthand, you slug.

You steal my time and money, you beast,
you cretin, you treacherous bread-eater!

Oh, no one has mercy on me,
because everyone tortures me.

What is it? Who are
these people in my house?

But, baronesses,
they are his nephews.

Daniel, come on, come on, not
you ever, friend, come on, come on!

What are you doing just standing there? Go
right away and browse, in fact, come here!

Are you the jockey, you?
What are you doing here?

Levo capotini,
potesce, baronesse?

But enough, you idiot, go
away! Leave me alone with them.

What are you doing? You three?
Stay where you are, I said out!

What is it? Don't you know how
to speak? It's natural, you can tell.

With around your mother that good annuler
of my son and that strange villainess.

Well, now go and get Cristina
to come. Cristina, come here.

Bonjour, big mama. Bonjour.

What beautiful jewelry you have! But why do you
keep them all on you? Are you afraid of thieves?

Yes you like jewelry, huh?

If you are good, one day
we will count carats together.

Why don't you give some to Mom?

She'd like that, huh? Never
get them, you see, never!

Not even after my death,
why? Because I will bury you all!

But weren't there three of you?
And where is Daniele? Daniele?

Aren't you coming to say hello to
grandma? Your grandmother who is so good?

It is not good, it is bad! How?

I want babbo! And who is babbo?

Our little dog! Our little dog!

And your parents gave you a dog by
not telling you that the dog is man's enemy

Who brings microvi, disease, filth, ruins the home
and is an enemy because he enslaves his masters?

Don't talk to me about
dogs for this curse!

Die! Away with this dog! Away!

After all, being a grandmother
is more than being a mother.

One can afford to spoil the grandchildren and
entertain them with good, rather educational music.

Yes, but I want Babbo!

Oh, no, no, don't be afraid, your granny who is
so good won't let the gamekeeper kill him anymore.

Really? Then I can't
go on the races?

Don't you interrupt
the big ones?

Tomorrow morning, my dear children, I will
make a phone call to the municipal dog pound.

and so they will give him a little injection
with which he can die without even realizing it.

What are these creatures
doing, spasming?

What are these
putei doing to him?

Villana! Villana! You
entered without knocking.

This means that your relief is at
the door from the servant that you are.

You have already done
enough to ruin my grandchildren.

That's enough now, always stay
with your handmaiden and trouble!

If I see you together
again now outside!

Now throw me away,
throw me to my house!

These good putei...

Enough!

These good...

But you know, great mom, we are
used to being with her all the time.

Silence, said!

Madame, dinner is served.

Thank you, James.

At the table!

Now I will tell you how the
fairy tale of Crystaline ends.

Crystal, who was such a
beautiful child, but not as good,

did not follow the fairy's advice and went up the
crystal mountain to take the treasure to the snow genie.

As soon as it was a top...

Grandma.

Hush, how many times have I told you that
at the table you don't talk but only eat?

So, Cristallina...

But Grandma!

Stop, you make me lose the
thread as well as the inspiration!

So, Cristallina, but
where did you go?

Enough, I just can't go on.

Inopportune child and scrivener!

I want mamma mia!

Shut up! And
stay with the place!

But...come on...

Now you can talk.

What did you want
to tell me at the table?

By now it is useless.

Why is it useless?

Yes, because that black midge that had fallen
into the soup dish you have already eaten.

What? Then of course it was you!

It didn't fall, you put it in the soup! You are much worse than I
thought! You are little criminals! Lombrosian monsters, I would say!

I want mom!

Mother? Some time will pass. Before you can see your dear
mother again, I will only take care of you from now on.

Ten years of boarding school and
later we'll talk about it I now in bed.

I am not sleepy. We
always sleep with Adalgisa.

Adalgisa does not exist!
Come on, to bed, alone!

Adalgisa and I sleep with
my dad and mom who are laid.

What?

I am the wife, she is the maito.

What is this child babbling!
Cosineudite, early torture!

To bed, to bed, so you will
get used to boarding school!

I am afraid, I am afraid!

To bed, I said, to bed!

Are you afraid?

No, I just don't want to go to boarding
school. I want mom, why don't we go away?

How do we go away?

Well, I don't want to
go to boarding school.

But no, don't cry, maybe
Grandma was joking.

It is bad, because it
does not go to the creator.

To the creator? Yeah, you remember,
Mom also wanted him to go to the creator.

The creator you are the paron of cials
and the earth, he will take care of it.

You say he'll take care of it? But
go stupid, we need to help her too.

So we make a beautiful
gift to mom for her party.

Father and mother will come later to pick us
up here and so no one will kill bobo anymore.

I want bobo!

Shut up Daniel, you sleep
and let the grown-ups talk.

Then what about helping the
creator take the grandmother away?

Poor thing, if that catches me who knows
what it will do to me. You take care of it.

But whatever, don't send him to his maker, however, then
don't cry if that one gets you locked up in boarding school,

Where they shave your hair and put a
waterproof cape on you when it rains.

No, the shaved hair I don't want
and the waterproof cape either.

You know the concierge's son was there once and he said
that they feed you there a lousy thing called board.

No, I don't want the board.

Then help the creator.

Yes, but at least
let's get it together.

All right, I'm in.

How do we do that?

There are many
weapons in the castle.

Weapons? We at heart are small.

Hey, bobo!

I want bobo!

Let's save bobo, he is strong and
if there is a need he can help us.

Oh, you finally got a good idea.

We will have to put an armor on him,
though, because Grandma has a cane.

My tittina, Zazzatomo,
where are you going?

Shut up, let's go kill
grandma and come right back.

Oh, no, no, I want to
mat Grandma goodbye.

No, you are too small.

I want to mat granny goodbye,
I want to mat granny goodbye.

Shut up, but what
are you going to do?

I want to mat Grandma goodbye.

And that's fine.

You have to do everything
we tell you, though.

Yes.

And you don't have to cry.

I am a man.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Where is Daniel?

Daniel?

Here I am.

Oh, Topogizio.

Don't snap, Topogizio.

Come, come.

Poor, poor.

Now I'm going to conjure you up for the
holidays, you mangy cur that you are not.

Shit.

And I will teach you how
to bring your dog to play.

Come to my room.

An ankle was not enough.

The other one
had to bite me, too.

I will have to bandage it.

But what a jewel
I will attach on it.

Very good.

Go ahead and hide in the
tower, so you will be caged alone.

Very good.

Rent.

Here is the ugly beast.

Oh God, grandmother.

Poor Bobo.

I know you are up
there, all four of you.

Do not try to hide,
little criminals.

Lombrosian monsters.

I will show you.

Where are the others?

Give me that dog, give me
that dog, you filthy bastard.

Shall we go and play?

Yes, let's go
play, let's go play.

Great pain.

Oh, dear countess, I thank
you, I thank you for coming.

Mr. Earl, please be seated.

You were a great
friend of my mother's.

Yes, but how did it happen?

Dearest, for me it was
a tremendous shock.

How are they?

Poor baroness, but how did
she end up in the park lake?

A gardener found her yesterday
at noon with all her jewelry on her.

This is how a true noble
woman dies, wearing all her joys.

She died as she lived.

Yes, but why in the lake?

Who knows, she loved nature,
she was such a sensitive woman.

Poor Tonio, he
is in a pitiful state.

Yes, poor dear, he tries to dominate himself,
but it was a real tragedy when we told him.

One thing in tone passes us by.

Eh, I can imagine
that, dear son.

But now you have to
make yourself strong.

Oh, here are the
little ones, how dear!

Happy birthday to you, Mommy!

My little angels remembered,
thank you. Even mom had forgotten.

They remembered Mother's Day.

Can we read you the
little read we wrote you?

No, no, love, not here.
We'll read it later, huh?

But no, poor children.

I would love to hear from you.

They have been so dear,
don't give them random thing.

Go ahead and
leave the law there.

All right.

Come on up.

Here.

Let's put it here.

Come on, let's hear it.

Dear Mom, best
wishes on your holiday.

Mother, we pray to Baby Jesus and Our Lady
that you and Father will always be happy.

We are so small and don't have
the money to give you a nice gift.

And so we thought we would send
the grandmother to the creator to...

Maria Cristina.

Are you crazy?

Mother, it was to
make you happy.

They are children.

Children, come, it's
time for gymnastics.

Next.

Quick, quick,
scele, scele, scele.

Daniele, we are waiting
for your convenience.

Come on, move.

And let's not waste time.

In the stave before me, perform in
time all the exercises that I will show.

We will repeat every
morning for health.

Rise on legs, do not
bend knees, off torso.

I want to adalcisa.

The time for adalcisa is over,
get it straight in your heads.

If your mother fired
her, there is a reason.

Firro fin affa.

And now I am here to
give you proper education.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Like good people, make good drawings and stop
thinking about that blessed dog all the time.

Unleash the imagination.

I would like to go
outside and play.

Everything in its own
time, Maria Cristina.

Up, up, draw.

I want bobo.

No way.

That dog is unsanitary and I
convinced your parents to remove it.

Tomorrow I will
make it portavia.

Look miss, if we draw well later
will you come and play with us?

On the tower.

It will come what a great game.

I can also be good.

And if I like your drawings I
will go with you up in the tower.

Children worry me, doctor.

It must have been all those
misfortunes, I don't know.

First my mother-in-law,
she that patience.

But then he caught a young
lady, who she in the lake.

And to say we warned you.

In short, we had to
call back the old Tata.

The children were
affected by this.

They say some crazy things.

You think they go and tell
everyone that it's their fault.

Oh, dear baron, you know.

Children's imaginations
have unfathomable depths.

But you will see that with good
psychoanalytic treatment we will probe them.

Understood.

And so this would be the place
where you killed the woman.

But why do I enjoy
telling lies so much?

Please, let's not tell lies.

We sent them to the creator.

And that's fine.

Then why did you do them?

To give mom a gift.

Ah, most interesting.

Double projection of
the paternal symbol.

But we didn't want to
go to boarding school.

I don't want shaved hair.

And I don't want the
waterproof cape either.

Ah, latent fetishism.

Childhood fear of castrazioda.

We used Daniel as a bait lamb,
and she fell for the trap like the wolf.

The little lamb.

Bestial projection of animus.

Very rare archetypal symbol.

I wonder what I'm doing at
the Lucerne Indian Society.

So, listen carefully, children.

I will now prove to you that
you did not kill Grandma.

And that they are all dreams.

Where would be
the famous pitfall?

There, there.

There.

There? Very good.

Then put on the pitfall and
you will see that it does not exist.

It's not like I
want to disappear.

Well, then I'll give it a try.

You see. There is no pitfall.

You have to pull that chain.

Then pull it.

Pull it, pull it. Where
is to be afraid?

Pocca loca.

I for one would like to know
where all these people are going.

He must have gone to the young
lady first and then to his grandmother.

Didn't you understand
that? He is a doctor.

So it will cure his synchrasia.

Well, here, I wouldn't
want to disturb, Mr. Baron.

If you are busy, I can
come back another time.

But no way, an
old friend like you.

Just think, dear, Antonio's father was my
grandfather's gardener on the Gugliasco estate.

And it was with Antonio
that I spent my vacation days.

Eh no, people like them
don't make them anymore.

How many years, huh, Antonio?

Eh, it's been a while.

And what do you do now?

The police commissioner
here in town, Mr. Baron.

Ah, that's good. Maybe I have
everyone like you on the police force.

And what did you come here to
do? To look for a gang of murderers?

Oh no, of course.

But really, in the last few months,
seven people have died rather...

This is true.

...spite, including
his poor mother.

Eh, I know. Sometimes
the lake plays tricks on you.

Oh, you don't think it was
us, by any chance, do you?

I mean no. But I would like to ask a
few questions, though, if you permit.

Oh, please, Mr. Commissioner,
and leave the children alone.

And all these tragic misfortunes have so unhinged
them, they insist that it is their fault.

I don't know how they came
up with such a horrible game.

No, don't worry,
I will be discreet.

Perhaps it may be that his children saw
something without understanding what it might be.

So, I think, if you don't have
anything to the contrary, of course.

So let's start again. You guys
killed them all with the pitfall, huh?

No, after a while we
got bored with the pitfall.

That bad worker who wanted to beat up Bobo, we
took away his ladder while he was painting a wall.

To that nasty wench who wanted to poison
Bobo, we put the meatball back on his plate.

And then we sent to
Mr. Maker, even that guy....

Ah, look here, but you love
him very much Bobo, eh?

Of course we love
them, even Adalgisa.

So we decided to send that
ugly young lady to Mr. Maker.

Ah ... and where
is this pitfall?

Come.

Ah, nice, huh?

Dude, other than that this is a
great place, we only come here.

But do you come here to play?

Look, now I'll show you a
good game. Don't move, huh?

No.

Take a good look, be careful.

You see, that one there was a bad
gentleman who also wanted to hurt Bobo.

But why will everyone
then resent Bobo?

Ah, look, but then
it's seven, huh?

No, there are six.

Ah, only.

Lemon?

Yes, yes, lemon.

It is beautiful to send the evil overlords to the creator.
I don't understand why other children don't do it.

Then the creator is good, separates waves ceglie of the earth. Perhaps he
forgives them and makes them more good. Doesn't that sound like you too?

Eh, yes, yes, yes.

Hey there, Antonio.

Huh?

What's going on with you?

Nothing.

You could almost say
that you have seen death.

No, no.

Is there anything new? Have
you discovered anything?

No, nothing.

You can talk to me, you know?

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing definite yet. It is something that only the children will
be able to clarify. I wish you could leave them with me for a while.

Leave them? But you don't seriously
think there is any relationship with...

No, no, no. I thought by taking them out of the
environment where all these things happened...

Say.

Children will be able to calm down and
explain themselves better, won't they?

You see the commissioner is a friend. I have no
worries. I'm sure he won't tuber the children at all.

Thank you, Baron. I would like
to make a call to my wife for me.

Of course, you're welcome.

Ah, yes.

Listen here, but what
is this thing that...

Quiet.

4, 7, 6, 9, 9.

Ah, hello? Yes, dear, it's me.

Look, you should prepare the
room, the big one, for three children.

What are you saying? They are the baron's
children. It's three, four days at the most.

No, no, you can't do without it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, then I will explain everything
well to you verbally. Bye, dear.

Well, I will then take them away and you will
see that we will get to the bottom of everything.

Come on.

Here we are.

Maria Cristina.

There, there is the doorbell.

Yes.

Run, go and play.

Appeal to me, appeal to me.

Oh, there you are,
they go, there you are.

What is this?

No, no, no, no.

You come in, but the beast stays
outside. They don't want dogs in my house.

Eh, no, we would miss crying.

Eh, my dears, dogs absolutely
die in my house, okay?

Roll over! Roll over!

Hello?

Hello, dear.

Is that you, honey?

Listen, love, I have good news
for you. I think I found the solution.

Soon we will be free.

Oh, how wonderful of your father!
Run, come here to my house and practice.

We can now admirable the
symbol of ancient and modern Rome.

that millions of people around
the world dream of visiting,

the historic reminder of the
Roman empire, the Colosseum.

Please like this.

Luca, here, please.

Listen to each other, I am not
Colosseum. Colosseum is there.

Beautiful, beautiful.

I love him, dear.

My love, one, two, three.

And now, after the visit to Castel
Sant'Angelo, we will visit the catacombs.

Maximilian, let's go to the
catacombs of San Carlisto.

Good, sir.

Are you coming with us, father?

It does not seem to me that your
Latin is very orthodox, dear father.

Look, why don't you stop these
ridiculous disguises for a good time?

Why? Because this is
the only way to be close.

To breathe in this
scent that made me steal

And to find a good
time to be a little me on.

Jesus Mary, but even these
have become like Moroccans.

But what does he want from me?

How what do I want? What
po' want a heart in love?

One hour only...

I would like you...

Don't laugh, sir. It is not good
to mourn one who is in pain.

I haven't slept for
almost fifteen nights.

But stop it now. It doesn't
enchant anyone anyway, you know?

I have a mirror at home, and
I know exactly what I look like.

Yes, but he doesn't know
what I look like. I'm up for blood.

Have some chamomile tea,
bromide, or maybe take a cold bath.

Instead, I don't give
up, I'm stubborn and I try.

Did you ever see that someday
the square is fed up and tracche,

But slow or makes vuse?

Be careful. Watch that I
can be very dangerous.

That's the danger
of my profession, sir.

When do we see each other?

On the twenty-sixth, at
6:30 p.m. sharp, in my office.

Do I kiss its hand, father?

You will notice.

Can we go?

Yes, yes, go, go.

Accidua, it comes
at you like a stilt.

Oremus and Fiamia,
Oremus and Quovadis.

Hello, mistress.

Come now.

Mega am I looking at myself?

Ah, no. That seems
to be the case.

Can you let me do a riddle?

As long as it is a
matter of guessing.

Mo te tell you what
carse you have, eh?

Yes, what is his name?

You bring the carse...

Annaggia, le carse...

Bloc, why?

The prize found it for us.

They all have it, the prize.

Prize?

But don't talk nonsense.

Why don't you know?

It's written on the shout
there, on the thing....

It is written in block
letters, large, like this.

Toothpaste, and
pecks toothpaste.

Automobile, and you
come home motorized.

But no!

O since he
believes, mica I insist.

My cousin, for example, found us
tubietti for the theater in Caracalla.

The one of ancients, there.

Are you serious? I didn't know.

Nother is from
a Brazil, it said...

Brazil.

But where?

And that you, mo you ashamed?
And so sorry, to the sea, then.

Eh...

But look higher,
no, look higher.

No, no.

Here?

Higher, higher.

There, almost at thigh level.

Wait a moment,
I'll look at it now.

Here.

Or see, here.

Here, no, here it says.

No, not even here.

Do you want to see that
I got the wrong thigh?

Do you want to see a
little from the other side?

Here.

Pull up, pull up.

And what are you clutching
so tightly, these horns?

There is nothing here.

But listen.

But, but, but say, but.

But.

Please.

Good, good.

Ammasse le ghello.

Well, it stops now, huh.

And stay in place.

Or, it's written on
almost all of them, if.

Eh.

I would like to say that
you are lucky in love.

Look, I'll do me the pleasure.

But who would you
trust in anything.

This time it doesn't
come, it doesn't come.

Good evening, Mirella.

Good evening, ma'am.

Ah, she really came.

And that as a joke.

Tell the truth.

Are you looking for a
place, by any chance?

A place me?

But what's with the deities?

It's not like I can work.

It hurts me. I like it.

He clutched his stomach, a dizziness
that me lay long on the ground.

Then do as I do.

What a hobby job.

But Mr., not even as a hobby.

Shall we go?

Let's go, let's go.

You close the office.

See you again in seven days.

Good, ma'am.

Does it already
feel like a vacation?

We take a week off every month.

Do you know, though, that I'm
almost starting to like this hobby thing?

Can I invite you to dinner?

I'll pay for the coffee, though.

Come on, it goes.

I want to warn you
for the last time.

Look you are playing a bad card.

I have confidence
in the means, ma'am.

Will you wait here for a moment?

Do you see me sicco,
Drago? But who is this prince?

Love, there's a money
chest this one, huh?

But you know what?

Tell me, how much dough do
you offer us per month here?

Eh, I'm not coming
to take your place.

In fact, I'll even
raise your rate.

So?

What's the matter
with your tongue?

But -- but who is this, curare?

Tell me about it.

Is there away any
other butchery here?

Oh, be careful not to talk too much, my little
son, that you want to stay in the house?

Would you like to follow me?

Shut up!

Do you permit,
sir? It is a specialty.

Why don't you give it a try?

No, thank you.

Don't you like truffles?

But they are fresh, sir.

Of course they are fresh.

My liver hurts.

I'm sorry, poor guy.

Sir, if you could pass
-- pass the noodle?

There are no noodles.

A cue or poivre
for the gentleman?

He serves the lord.

Alex, take it all away.

Take it all away!

Alex.

Alex, turn off the lights.

What's wrong with you, sir?

All lights.

Is it cala?

I said the truffle was rotten.

Are you afraid?

Why are you looking
at me like that?

What is your name?

How -- how to call to her?

Go away. You have to go away.

And why, I'm sorry? We
had such a good time.

Please beat it. Don't
you understand?

It's that I don't
want to hurt you.

Do you see that?
You are already tired.

Tired will be your grandfather.

The stuff once in Fiumicino with
some of my cousin's friends, I...

Shut up.

Yes, figure. Tired.

I want to be honest
with you, though.

You see, that time I boarded
you there in the Piazza....

I know.

Did you think of the usual lady
looking for easy love affairs...?

Willing to make you a kept man.

Well, it's always because I can't
work, but the doctor said as well.

So I was thinking of doing
an exchange of goods, that is.

Ah, oper!

Huh? Beach a little bit whatever.
I was trying to settle down better.

But yes, let's not
talk about it anymore.

No, we need to
talk about it instead.

Because -- because I swiped
a little silver thing from you.

I know.

So that's why you keep me away? Because
you think I'm a dirty thief, don't you?

Men don't matter to me. You or
someone else, it's all the same.

You leave and another
one comes in your place.

Yes, and who am
I dodging from me?

Do you know what
alicanthropy is?

I was in a movie
about werewolves.

Exactly.

I am a kind of werewolf.

For all seven days
of the full moon.

Seven days?

And seven nights.

Now I understand the vacations.

No kidding.

You should know how
many men I have killed.

See.

What is the
festival of the dead?

They are all full moons.

No one has completed one.

And why large crosses
and small crosses?

According to the merits.

Look, however I the time at the
fiumicino I have other than full moon.

Shut up not talking.

Do you want to bet five sacks?

You must have wanted it.

Is she still here?

Stand up.

I went.

I go to the office.

What?

I told Alex to take care of
her for whatever she wants.

Vera.

Vera, off here.

Away here, stripped.

Via here.

No kidding, away here, Vera.

Vera!

Via here.

But what does he do?

Don't touch me, it horrifies me!

Leave me!

But what was that?

What are you dead?

Vera!

Earth no!

Land no, Vera, away here!

Out of the way!

Vera!

Vera!

Earth no!

Vera, away here!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera, you have attached
me to the werewolf man!

But I get three
days, not yet one!

And he should me
every day of the year!

Vera!

Vera!

Vera, away here!

Vera!

Vera!

I had to put him down, ma'am.

It had become too dangerous.

Too bad.

Photograph it, Alex.

Never again one like him.

Doctor, you are not
going to believe this.

But it has been beating
me since I was a child.

So what do I think about it?

What about it?

What does he do?

What does he do?

How do I do that?

Smoke.

No, she cannot smoke.

Why?

Because you are intoxicated.

But do I die if I don't smoke?

No, she dies if she smokes.

How do I die?

She dies, yes, because even
one puff like that can be fatal to her.

I...

Huh?

With a mouthful?

Yes, just one.

Doctor.

Doctor.

Doctor, but I can't
get out of the habit!

Do you need to help me?

Indeed!

Help me!

We are all here to help you.

But don't worry,
I'll take care of it.

But for me smoke is everything.

But I know, but it is still so
easy to get out of the habit.

Yes?

Please be seated.

I have succeeded at
least a thousand times.

Ah, doctor, you
are direct affedosa.

Be comfortable,
sit down, sit down.

And I'm not sitting down?

So, now let's see what
can be done for you.

Can you tell me?

Tell me.

Are you a nicotinic smoker
or a psychic smoker?

I only smoke domestic.

Do you know what
a psychic smoker is?

No, I don't.

He is one who does not need the nicotine,
only to perform the act of smoking.

Well, I really don't know, do I?

It is so easy to know.
Just smoke in the dark.

In the dark? And why?

Because the psychic smoker does
not take pleasure in smoking in the dark.

Yes, yes, in that he needs
to feel observed by others.

But what talk is he giving?

Yes, to see the smoking
cigarette between his fingers.

Tell me, do you take pleasure
in smoking in the dark?

No.

Eh, here we go, here we go.

You are a psychic smoker.

No, no, I am a filter smoker.

Excuse me, I said no because in
the dark I always smoke the filter.

Eh, I get it. You are a nicotine
smoker, if that's how you like it.

Have you read the Terry report?

Yes, it is terrefacient.

And how many cigarettes
do you smoke a day?

A trifle, a few packets.

And how many?

One, one, two, three,
five, seven packages.

Doctor, don't blow it on
us, even ten some times.

Think of it as consuming only one cirino a day, and
after the first one the auccio lights it up with a stub.

I economize, I am economical.

Even when he eats he smokes.

And even when it goes...

When I go...

And even when he is with mia.

Here's me when I go,
to me the fog excites me.

Rain to me.

Mi salve doctor,
mi salve, mi salve.

Everyone in this house
smokes, even hate.

Look at them, doctor, two hundred
and seventy cigarettes a day.

In threes, no more than
about 80 cigarettes per person.

80s, 90s.

Yes, yes, yes, be calm, be calm.

So, I recommend that the patient be admitted
to a clinic for detoxification treatment.

You alone cannot do it.

And no, I don't go to the
clinic, dear Mr. Doctor.

I am a man all of a piece
and I don't let anyone tilt me.

Now I understand, you
would all like to see me dead.

Yes, especially you
would like to be a widow.

You see these cigarettes, huh?

I pick them up and throw them away, stomp on them like this,
without mercy, because between me and them everything is over.

But don't make me laugh, other than clinic, it would
take jail, segregation to get you to quit smoking.

And who is the gentleman?

Who is he? Who is he? Word on the
street is that he is my wife's brother.

Diagnose me as well, doctor. Among men
of high culture we understand each other.

What do you do?

He eats, drinks and sleeps.

And I create, I write, and I
am a colleague of Manzoni.

Ah, he is a writer.

No, he is a drooler. He's been telling me for ten
years that he has to write a novel. Ten long years.

Do you know what you have been
writing all these years? Only the title.

Shut up, you ignoramus.

In short, let's stay on topic.

Do you care about your
brother-in-law's health?

No.

Then agree among yourselves.

In short, I warned you. This individual
must not smoke, otherwise he will grow.

Be well.

I can't smoke anymore.

Good, good, good, good.

That you are a
candidate for death, huh?

Death is a horn! Feel the agony well. I
have no intention of leaving this earth.

I will treat myself in this house
with all my strength and alone.

Listen to him, alone.

It kills me, this crap.

It needs to be helped.

But how?

Yes, controlling
it, guarding it.

Yes, Mom is right.

Mom is right. And who do
you think watches over him?

But you.

Me? To that madman? To that
wretch? But who takes this responsibility?

But only you can do. I work, mom has to
think about the house, grocery shopping.

I go to school.

Yes, and then the
novel is the writer.

But stop with this novel. But
you want to ruin our family.

But you don't understand that
if those who don't smoke die.

And why he who
waits does not die.

All right, all right, don't
cry, I accept, I saw wretch.

I want you, I demand, I demand
carte blanche, indeed written paper.

Only toilet paper
is good for you.

Quiet and unconscious.

Don't give me swear
words if I don't detail it.

Article one, my brother-in-law Fatty has the
power to watch me and whether day or night.

One, two and three.

But how does it allow you?

Article three, any fraudulent attempt to
smoke is punishable by number three slaps.

Wake up, wake up.

Throw, throw.

No.

That's the second time you've
tried. Remember article five, throw.

You are heartless.

Go outdoors, go.

Men, children and
things, only I do not fire.

It does not pull.

You can go.

You are welcome.

Picciriddo.

What do you want?

Could you do me a favor?

It depends.

Would you go and buy
me a national package?

I will give you a
candy afterwards.

And what do I do with a candy?

Box.

What do you give your sister?

And what do you want?

Petioles.

I'll give you a hundred lira.

Two hundred, three
hundred, five hundred.

Thousand.

Thousand.

Sto Picciriddo when he grows up
will be worse than my brother-in-law.

But how do I do that?

What a son.

Who is he?

What are you doing?

Waiting.

But what are you waiting for?

What long is it?

Very long.

For me it is a ritual.

The smoke was
making me assative.

Since I no longer smoke,
I have become extremist.

That...

I am noncontinental son.

One thousand lira a cigarette.

Excuse me.

How are you?

I've wanted you for a long time.

You are my life.

Can I smoke you?

Yes.

From now peak and you can.

You are my only joy.

I've been closed to
you for half an hour.

Look, Rosalina,
I'm going to kill you.

Face the wall and hands up.

Be silent and obey.

Article 6.

Searching relatives and friends.

So if you have cigarettes and
matches you must leave them to lay.

These are the regulations.

All right, so you turn.

First up.

And remember that the interview
should last no longer than five minutes.

But it is an exaggeration.

It is already too much if I
allow him to see friends again.

If I do this it is because it has been
a good three days without smoking.

Go, go, go.

And you in rest.

They say hello, how are you?

I'm fine.

I don't miss anything.

I am happy, cheerful.

We are all here.

How exciting.

Follow me well.

Now I hand you
this handkerchief.

Voice.

And how are you?

And it's not bad, thank you.

I'm fine, too.

Good thing.

Read well what is
written in the handkerchief.

I am sick.

Follow the instructions.

Thank you.

One moment.

Article 9. Check all
incoming packages.

May contain perfumed articles.

Stop!

Stop!

It's mine! She is mine!

Yes, this is mine! This is mine!

Yes, I ordered it!

I have the right to celebrate the
anniversary of the first week I didn't smoke!

Don't touch her with
these dirty hands!

I feel!

Don't touch it!

All right, granted.

It is an almond cake.

Grandpa Gustavo, before
you died you used to tell me,

nephew of mine, you are a
blef, you are all smoke and no fire.

And now I am preparing
to leave this land, yes.

And do you know why?

Because my life without the
national team has no purpose.

Do you understand me?

I know, I know, that
what I do will cost me hell,

But what can I do about it?

I know, but finally in hell
I can find some smoke.

And you must forgive
me, but in a little while.

Sorry about the shoulders.

What are you doing?

What do you want?

Ah, you're going into alco?

Go away!

Do you know that I
don't want to see you?

Do you know or do you not know?

You are anti-smoking, you are
a villain, you are a prison guard.

Even a jailer has a heart.

Yes, a hard,
ridiculous, lousy heart.

You're getting high,
man, I have a heart of gold.

You make me laugh,
will you allow me?

What do you want?

If you had a heart of gold,
you would have sold it, yes.

You may be right, I
never found the buyer.

Why didn't I think
of this earlier?

My brother-in-law!

Gold is expensive.

How much do you want?

Two.

Two hundred thousand lira?

2 million.

No!

No, I cannot refuse.

Give me cigarettes,
give me cerene.

Thank you, thank you.

And you don't drink this?

Well, I'll drink it to
toast our agreement.