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"My parents tried their best to act

like I was a wanted child

But with only one photo of my childhood

and one I wasn't smiling in at that

I remain a skeptic"

-A die-hard fan, aren't you? -Thank you You're so lovely

Well, I suppose technically

anyone over 75 is a die-hard fan

I meant it as a compliment

Um

have you thought about it?

Will you write my book?

-It's about to happen -No

Actually, it's not something I've ever had to think about

-Just no -I've found the cure

I'm not indulging

I've found the cure for regret

Goodbye, Jim

Can I keep these?

Huh, apparently not

Robyn?

How was the reading?

They haven't cut the lawn in centuries

Not even centuries in dog years

And I only left the back

I mean

who does this?

I take my exercise in moderation, dear

It's hardly exercise on a ride-on mower

It's your pack for the Kruger National Park

-Mm -You usually only order these when we get back

So, how did the reading go?

-I'm not upset -It's fine if you are

Half of them left while I was still reading

Well, that's just rude

I'm starting to think perhaps I should stop sharing what I write

Well, never stop sharing with me

Okey dokey, for the next question

Every year in the spring,

thousands of garter snakes participate

in a mass mating ritual

I remember those

A mass hating ritual?

Turn your hearing aid on

in the world is the largest mating den

for the garter snake?

Canada Ontario

I think it's actually Manitoba

Manitoba? Are you sure?

Hmm, Robyn's right It is Manitoba

I got my provinces mixed up

She's a keeper Good thing Bob kicked the bucket

Any bets on who's next?

I'm so sorry

Let me help you

Okey dokey, time for a jokey

Why did the recruitment officer crash?

He careered off the road

You're driving too slowly

-Oscar -I'm luxuriating

Savoring your presence

Play your cards right, you might get lucky tonight

I'm not joking

Wow

You still take my breath away

Get this-- Herbie got us a two-for-one special on Sunday

-Mm-hmm Tombstones -yes

With matching calligraphy

God, my mother was right Never marry for love

Have you

read my latest?

I couldn't get past page 40

Don't you see-- depressing

No wonder your parents didn't want you

You ladies need any help?

-Is he all right? -He's had that cough since our second date

Can I hold her?

They are lovely when they come with a return policy

It's really hard being a single mother for the grandmother

I am going to get a face-lift with Phyllis in Thailand

Yes?

Can I help you, sir?

Have you given writing my story more thought?

Jim?

This is wholly inappropriate

But--

May I come in?

-Told you I'd found a cure for regret -Tea

I-- I'm gonna go and make some tea I-- I-- I-- I need tea

You stay there and don't do anything

I found a cure for regret

-But how? -You'll write my book?

Is this an optical illusion of sorts?

Not my field of science

Are you Jim's son?

Robyn, you know I never had a son

I'm getting my recorder

-We're starting now? -Yes Yes Yes

Yes Yes Yes Yes

Have you seen my recorder?

Hmm?

What?

I can't find it Where is it?

What are you looking for?

-My recorder I can't find it

-Are you writing again? -Yes

What a beautiful morning

There's somebody in the house

it's Jim

W-- what? What? What Jim?

Jim, the science guy

-What, Jim pharmaceutical? -Yes

The Jim you were dating when we first met, Jim?

That's the one Exactly

-Jim that used to call you-- -Old socks

Yes, I know I remember

Quite a nasty little man

Okay, okay, now can you just help me look

for this recorder?

Aha

Well, what's Jim doing in our house?

-My next book is about Jim -What?

No No, no, no, no, no

That's not possible

Oscar, what are you doing with that?

Clearing the air

-With a pepper spray? -Uh-huh

Oscar

Who are you?

Oscar, that is Jim

-Jim, but-- -Happy to see you're still kicking

Who the hell are you?

And what are you doing in our house?

Robyn, I love the fact you kept your first journal

I knew you could write the moment you shared it with me

Oscar, I was just making some tea Would you like to finish?

-But-- -Oscar, tea

I might need some help in the kitchen

An obvious scam

Jim is obsessed about age being a curable disease

-since I first met him -Age?

A disease?

Don't drink the Kool-Aid, Robyn

Prove to me that you are Jim

Are you sure?

Because from where I'm sitting,

the only thing that we have in common

-is Robyn -Don't

She did this thing with her tongue

-when we first kissed -Shut up

It was like a wiggle with a little bit of a

-suck -I told you to shut up

That enough proof for you, old socks?

Right That's it I'm not making anyone tea

There's a reason why I never mentioned that kiss

in my journal

Enlighten me

You really must be a sadist

Boring me already

I see you've already decided to take part

I'm writing a book It's research

We'll have to administer medical tests

to make sure it's safe

Meet me at noon

I'll text you the address

For the tests?

You think I'm that predictable?

I once called my nanny "mommy"

Something we laughed about at the time

until I was old enough to understand the weight of it

So, you read past page 40 then?

-Stalker -When it comes to your writing, I don't have much choice

Follow me

My daughter, Anna

Her mother was a one-night-stand-turned-junkie

who threw herself off a bridge

I paid for the funeral, but Anna didn't want me there

Is Anna your reason for inventing Novice?

So you could rewrite your relationship with your daughter?

A rewrite Yes

I quite like that

What might it do to her

if she took Novice now?

I told you,

we'd need to test the subject first

to make sure it's medically safe

She's got needle marks up her arm

She wouldn't take it from me anyway

Honestly?

All right

But just one drop

Darling

A sip of a new life

you're taking the gloves off

Must be serious

The results came back

I'm afraid it's not good news

You may be a candidate for the Whipple procedure,

but-- well, it's pancreatic cancer

20% of candidates are eligible,

and of that, only about 20%

have a chance at another five years of life

What-- what are you doing?

Creating a baby room Give me a hand

Who's the father?

Wondered if you could help out with that

Mm

Jim is giving us both Novice as payment for my book

All of a sudden?

What changed?

Failsafe parenting

If I mess it up, I give it Novice

We go back to the beginning and try again

"It?"

Him, her, they

Um, I think I've moved on from the idea

Age forced us to move on

But when we're 30 again,

well, in a few months, I should be able to fall pregnant

Mmm And so we just put our trust in Jim?

A nurse will come tomorrow

to test for things like MS and cancer

and make sure it's safe for us to take Novice

Are you okay?

Don't know why it's shaking today

I think it's because I'm tired

I think they're both shaking now because you're here

Okay That's all we need

The results will be available after the weekend

I'm ready for you now

Well, I-- I prefer to wait and see

what happens to her if you don't mind

Sure

I want you to know that I don't regret a single day of my life with you

Not one moment

I loved it all

Loved?

Robyn,

I'm not going to do Novice with you

But that's ridiculous

W-- what's this about?

Novice doesn't just cure the age disease

Cell rejuvenation cures most other diseases, too

In a few short years, our dependence on modern medicine will,

in all likelihood, be a thing of the past, hence--

Hence the pharmaceutical company firing you

shortly after discovering it

It's going to cannibalize their business

So, you stole the formula

from a corporate giant?

A formula I invented, yes

Don't you fear for your life?

I love how concerned you are

You still flirt like a creepy old man

You still bat me away like you think I'm gonna stop

Once your book is out, disposing of me

will only make its revelations bigger

So you really think my book will make you safe?

More safe,

but I'd choose assassination over dying of old age any day

That's just, well, barbaric

This is as far as we can go

Let's check on Anna

Okay

Oscar?

Where have you been?

I've been here for an hour

I'm back now

Luckily, just strained

Oscar, how long has this been going on?

You know, doc, I used to have bruises

all over my body when I played rugby

He played rugger for one season at college

Right, well,

I suggest getting some help around the house

Excuse me

Jane, what a surprise

Back from Thailand already?

Jane, I'm so sorry

I feel so guilty

The only thing I'm feeling

is relief

Don't beat yourself up about it

Just feel it, okay?

I ended up never going to Thailand for facial surgery

He said we couldn't afford it

You've got nothing to be ashamed of

You're as beautiful as ever

You always have it so together

No, that's not true

I've been thinking about it a lot lately

What if I'd never had the--

What if I had had Oscar's child?

You regret not having children?

Anna

You have?

Come with me

goodness, I forgot those were here

My first book Bought us the house

Then this one paid for the furniture

And the rest

Don't put the most money you'll ever make

into a house that needs so much maintenance

What are you doing?

no, please

Is that why you thought I brought you here?

No, darling

I'll give you some privacy

Hello?

Can you come round here, please?

I have news

You passed your medical

One drop a day

and every month that goes by

will make you a decade younger

and in four or five months, you'll seem 20 again,

at which point we'll dilute the formula

and keep you young

forever

Chase it with bubbles

I don't feel a thing

It's kind of anticlimactic

Unlike our first time

Exactly like our first and last time

Well, this too will change your life

What are you doing here?

I invited her to come and stay with us

for as long as she wants

I barely recognize you

Do you know who I am?

The man that stares at me but never books me

I'm your father

I don't have a father

Sit

It's all right

This is godly awful

You'd better get used to it

She'll be staying with us for a bit

What?

So I don't have a say in my own house anymore?

If you have a problem, you can always write to the newspaper and complain

Isn't that what old people do?

That's just rude

You always said that you wanted a child

Well, now I've got you one

Yes, but I wanted one with you

Does that mean that you will be taking the formula?

I know what this is all about now

You're trying to force my hand

Speaking of which,

when will you be cutting the lawn?

When I get a part for the ride-on mower

We do have a regular lawn mower, too

Kate Bush is giving birth

to Marilyn Manson next door,

and all you're concerned about is the grass

Tell you what, I'll cut it

What?

What you-- You're gonna cut the lawn in the middle of the night?

So much energy

Robyn?

Robyn?

What?

I think the guest is in my memory room

Well, I'm sure you can manage it on your own

I'm taking my pepper spray

What are you looking for?

A phone You have one, yeah?

-A phone? -Yeah

Thanks

Who do you want to call?

It's just a mate It's just a friend of mine

-Mmm -Yeah

Friend

Well, no phone calls tonight

No

No, please, don't

Please, open the door

-Anna, you will stop this now -Hey, please, open

Please, open

Now, do you hear?

Please, open

Oscar?

This is incredible

I've got no pain in my fingers,

and I've got all this energy,

and I haven't taken any arthritis pills

Nada

-What's going on? -I caught her looking for a phone

-Probably to phone her-- -Her dealer

It's just a friend It's just a friend

-Oscar, I'm so sorry -It's okay

-I could ask Jim to take her from tomorrow -No No, it's okay

Well, clearly, she's trying to create

another memory with her abstract art

Fuck you, bitch

Fuck you

Why don't you go back to bed? I'll deal with this

Bed?

No, I'm gonna go looking

for a couple of glasses of whiskey

and maybe even some hard drugs

if she can give me his number

-Bed Night-night -Night

Sorry

that's all right

I was looking for another project anyway

Oscar probably forgot his key

The fuck?

I see you got your face-lift done

You have every reason to be upset with me

I'm not upset, honey

You are giving me Novice

I'm afraid that is not an option

I think that's your only option, sport

You will have access to the drug once it's on the market

please As if someone like me could afford it when that happens

Either you give me Novice,

or I am going to go

to the last company you worked for, Jim

I hardly think you're in a position to make any threats

Huh, and you think you are?

When you take the formula, um

we'll have to do a blood test

before that to, um, make sure it's safe

Good

So it goes like that

Mm

And it-- Your turn You try

-Go on -Okay

First of all, put petroleum jelly on your fingers

so that if you do get glue on them,

they don't stick together

Which can be very inconvenient

Okay Hold it

-You got it? -Mm-hmm

You got that

And I've got the glue

Okay, let's lean forward so we don't get the glue on the floor

-Okay -That's it

Push that out

Press

Oscar

-Oscar, wake up -Hmm?

My menstrual cycle started today

You look worried

I think it's time we slept in separate bedrooms

Age is officially just a number

No, it's just this child business

It's just silly

Silly, silly, silly business

You're cute when you get all serious

So, why haven't we had children before?

Heaven knows I wanted them

I had my writing

Where would I have found the time?

Well, you-- you had a-- a career

I just had a job I would have looked after them

I suppose you would have

So, why now?

Why? Why with me?

Because

that's my biggest regret

Not having a child with you

I don't regret a single day in my life with you

Bullshit

Y-- you said it yourself

You-- you had a job, not a career

Yeah, well, life isn't just about work

Well, you don't have a single friend

you enjoy spending any time with

I have my quiz night at the Mumbles

Answering those questions makes you feel clever

Not at all Not true

Well, not anymore

And I had my friend, Ronnie

That was in college

I have you

You take two naps every day,

and the rest of the day you spend building your models

Well, there you are, you see, I have great hobbies

Nonsense, Oscar

You build those models

You even fixed them because

Well, because our travels are like trophies to you

compared to the rest of your life

The rest of my life?

It's average, Oscar

I'm sorry, but we get to change that with Novice

All of it

You have no excuse

Like I said

I have no regrets

I'll be sleeping in the open room

When we marry, we promise ourselves to each other forever

Yet our forever has death as its expiry date

That was our reality

before Novice

But would someone taking Novice

ever again commit to forever?

Welcome

Never took the scientist for an art lover

If biochemistry manages to recapture the beauty of youth, is there a difference?

Why the elderly?

The have-nots

They remind me of how lucky we are

Hmm

Why did you call me here?

To be my pièce de résistance, of course

My masterpiece

So, you read my depressing book about my childhood

only producing one photograph, and you ask to take mine

And you say you're not predictable

Not just a photograph

My first nude

No, Jim, I can't do that

Why not?

I've never done anything like it

Even so, this is the start of your second life

You've just been reborn

Celebrate that

This conversation is over

Jane can't pass her medical

You know that, right?

I only have a limited supply without the means to make more

-So -I'll say it's cancer

Dormant, and under normal circumstances,

not a threat,

but with Novice accelerating all cell growth,

it's just too dangerous

But she'll think she has cancer

I will give you the rest of your supply,

and then it's up to you as to whom you decide to share it with

What if I let you photograph me?

I can't force you to do that

Then, maybe, I can tell her

No, your mere presence will deeply offend her,

make her realize what she can't have, will never have

Just let me handle it

Okay

Speak to Jane

I can't stop thinking what I'm going to do with the rest of my life

Maybe traveling

Do you know there's an island

called Bonin Island just off Japan?

I can't imagine what I should be doing there

-You know when dad's coming? -How come you're on Novice?

Surely, you weren't our age when you started

Any moment now

Hello? I asked you a question

Age isn't a disease that only affects the elderly

Anna is going to become a singer-songwriter

What, you think I'm Hannah Montana?

I think you've got it

We're round here

And what were you in your first life?

I lived under a bridge, and fucked for drugs

What? Your book says we should keep it real, you feel me?

I feel you

-Dad -Hi, sweetheart

-Can we have a word? -Yes

I've got cancer

They just won't stop shaking

Yeah, well, check mine, too

Like a pair of recovering addicts we are

Yes You're no recovering addict, bitch

With all the prescription drugs I take,

I am yet to recover bitch

-I'm taking a break, yeah? -Yeah

I brought you Novice

Robyn, we spoke about this

You not wanting to take it

is like-- like telling me

that you would prefer dying to being with me

-Well, that's not true, my love -Then why?

You'll clearly, make a great father

We can be the same age again

How can that not be marvelous?

Just let it go

Just sit with me, talk

I really long to spend time with you

And you don't see the irony in that request?

Okay

That's it We're going to

-Mm, and? -Remember? He hated it

He thought that tacos were cheap sandwiches

He didn't trust anything dim sum

Even baguettes were pretentious

No, the only thing that Herbie liked was my chicken soup,

and then only when I made it to his mother's recipe

Well, whatever you brought us today

was absolutely delicious

Tom yum goong, it's a traditional Thai soup--

yum

my God

I can't get used to you looking just like you did when we met

Hmm

Jane has very kindly offered to assist me around the house

It would be my absolute pleasure

that's really nice of you Jane, but I'm sure we can cope

Well, she's a qualified nurse, and the doctor did say--

I am going to go and fetch that tea

I know Jane, and when she's that nice, you can't trust her

I think you're being a little paranoid, darling

You are just so together

and independent now

You're just--

Wow, wow, wow

You must be getting ready to leave the nest

I mean, get a record contract, you are the complete package

You are poised to be a star

Look I just thought, I have got the most darling little summer house

It's totally independent

You could make your music there as loud as you want

Do you want to come and see it?

Nah

There's no sugar

Just a drop of honey and a pinch of cinnamon

Tell me what you think

-There you go -Thank you

-Mm, delicious -good

When are the bandages coming off?

Well, the--

The doctor in the clinic in Bangkok

said not to touch them till I was safely home

How long have you been home?

A while

Let me help you remove them

I am sure it's perfect

And I'm not showing you until it's been approved

The, um the muscles around the eyes just--

-They need to relax -Mm-hmm

No, no, no, no

Ugh

-Okay -Okay

No, no, I can't look I can't look

-You tell me -Okay

my God

I shouldn't have gone to the cheapest clinic

It could just be that the swelling hasn't settled yet

I need to be alone

Jane

Go away

It's not good Best you find another caregiver

Well, Jane was never very good at holding down a job

Oscar

Robyn aborted your child a month into your marriage

Now I've got something to giggle about, too

Is that true?

Oscar

It's true

I--

I'll be at the Mumbles

Oscar

I can explain

"I wonder why there are always ravens around the graveyard," and I said--

Because they've been dying to get in

Oscar?

You ready to talk?

I thought you didn't have grandchildren

I know, I thought so too

Strange, isn't it?

I'll make some tea

Chamomile?

I'll come and pick some stuff up tomorrow

Come now, Oscar

I thought I would be a terrible mother

Even worse than mine

Come home Please

I'm not doing this to punish you

You say you don't want to punish me, but it feels a lot like you are

Well, you know, you can always visit any time you'd like

I don't want you to dread coming here just like a young person would

Fifty years of marriage, and it's this simple for you

Fifty years is nothing in eternity

No No, stop thinking for me Is this really what you want?

Yes, I think it is

But first, I want to take a little nap

-God, on your single bed? -Yes, on my single bed

I have what I need

Why are you being a gentleman?

Put it on a timer

You want a picture of us?

Five seconds

I'll need the photos as soon as

-Our portrait -uh, thank you

I developed it as soon as you left

Jim Petrak, really?

-White sunglasses? -Yeah Down with the kids

I don't think so, and even when it was in fashion, it wasn't fashionable

-Can I give you a hand? -No

-You're going away? -No

Look, we should talk about what happened yesterday

-Never -What's that supposed to mean?

I don't have time for this, Jim

I don't get you

You take my daughter in, you get naked in my apartment,

you do Novice without Oscar, and now, you want nothing to do with me

I took Anna in to give Oscar a taste of fatherhood

I did Novice, because I want to have a baby with him

And I asked you to take this photograph,

because-- because I wanna make him jealous,

so he finally comes around

Do you get it now?

All this to have a baby with him?

It has nothing to do with you

And you think you're the sort of woman he'd want to have a child with?

Fuck off, father of the year

I feel like such a fool

-Thought I'd save you the trip -Let me take that

Thanks Thank you That's very kind, thanks

Come in Come in

Something I wanted you to see

I forgot how a 30-year-old's skin feels

So tightly stretched over his muscular flesh

-Unnecessary -Just thinking about it,

with his potential to earn resources, he'd make a great father

He could teach our child, or even children, to lead successful lives

-Unnecessary -What's the matter?

You did everything you wanted, didn't you?

No regrets This is what you wanted

To live an average life

Not to set the bar too high, to avoid the disappointment of failure,

-drown those dreams in excuses -Unnecessary

and not accept second chances because what reason,

what excuse could you possibly come up with

to justify being average the second time around?

Unnecessary

That is what you want, isn't it?

To breathe your last breath as a self-justified failure

Unnecessary

There you are

Unnecessary

Sometimes I think I might be a horrible person

Said the pretty lady to the dirty old man

I'll tell you something

Let's go home

Okay

Mm

I finished my book

How did you end it?

With her leaving

You sure I can't take you?

I want to take the bus

And I'm taking these after all

If it gets weird at Jane's house,

you come back here

Promise me?

Mm-hmm

It's pretty

It's pretty beautiful

It's my birthday coming up soon

and I wondered if you'd come back

and do a show for us

Paid for, of course

You want me to sing at your birthday?

Well, if I can afford it

You'll be all right

Yeah?

-See? -Mm-hmm

It's not shaking anymore

-Thanks -You got it?

Yeah

Thank you for everything

So you like her music now?

Well, how else are we gonna get her to come and see us?

You know the old have to bribe the young

to get them to come and visit

Everybody knows that

I, um

I feel that it's not finished

That it isn't done

Since when do you have such a strong opinion on my work?

no

Well, I love the idea that we're all addicts addicted to time,

that Noviceterians will constantly need

to redefine their meaning

But, Robyn, darling, it doesn't tell me

how you feel about it

Hmm

Fancy a cup of tea?

Okay

♪ The last time That I held for you ♪

♪ I came over to your house And we got drunk ♪

♪ On your bed ♪

♪ I knew it was the last time ♪

♪ We'd be making love Before you left me ♪

♪ Alone in your head ♪

♪ I remember When I fell for you ♪

♪ I was 15, early 2000 Full of innocence ♪

♪ Always close to the mend ♪

♪ And now I just Call you a friend ♪

♪ Can I get high on you? ♪

♪ Drown in all your oceans ♪

♪ Can I get high on you? ♪

♪ Give me The double dose emotions ♪

♪ Can I get high on you? ♪

♪ High on you ♪

♪ Be your little psycho ♪

♪ The last time ♪

♪ The last time That I held for you ♪

♪ I was overdosing On your tears ♪

♪ While you were drinking wine ♪

♪ I'm glad I was your muse ♪

♪ Even if it lasted For a little while ♪

♪ It came to my attention ♪

♪ I was looking for myself ♪

Oscar What happened, Oscar?

I-- I'll get the car

♪ You held on too tight ♪

♪ Thank God the rope broke ♪

♪ And I didn't see it through ♪

♪ Can I get high on you? ♪

♪ Give me The double dose emotions ♪

♪ Can I get high on you? ♪

Stay with me, okay? Okay, I've got you

Okay

♪ Like sinking sand ♪

♪ You held my hand ♪

♪ You filled my brain ♪

♪ With gold and silver ♪

Help me Help me Please, help me

Help me He's in here

♪ Help me get high on you ♪

♪ High on you ♪

♪ Be your little psycho ♪

-Hi -Hi

I, um-- I finished it in one sitting

It's--

it's magnificent

And don't think I'm being biased when I say it's your best work

It's not finished yet

Miss?

Are you here for Oscar Smith?

This is Elizabeth, Oscar's niece

Elizabeth, I regret to inform you that

the cancer has spread from the pancreas

Cancer?

You didn't know?

Well, the important thing is that he's comfortable

Comfortable? What are you saying, Doctor?

I wish I had better news

He is stable now, but he doesn't have long

You can see him

Doctor, you don't understand that I did this to him

-I did this -It's completely normal to feel responsible--

No, no, no, no, no This is my fault

Thank you, Doctor I've got this Thank you

-I gave him Novice, Jim -Shh

I gave him Novice

All right, listen

This is very serious

If you say anything now, you could go to prison

That means no more Novice,

no more endless possibilities, nothing

How are you thinking of Novice now when he's dying, Jim?

-He's dying of cancer -That Novice accelerated

No

I am so selfish, Jim

-Stop this -I did this to him

-I'm so selfish -Stop this

Listen, Robyn Robyn, listen

Please, stop this Stop it

You knew that you would have to say goodbye to everyone you loved

the moment you took that formula

Not to Oscar

Not to Oscar

I can-- I can--

I need Oscar because

he is everything that I lack

No, no, no

I don't think we should see each other again, Jim

I'm sorry You and me, we just--

we would bring out the worst in each other

You were right

I'm not done with it yet

"You may find in Novice your forever

The mirage of the solution to your regret"

See?

"But as new life enters,

what you think, how you feel,

who you are still flows out"

You're a painting now

That's how I see you

Thank you

"And so the world does not need Novice

for you to become immortal"

"Just the sharing of your love

blossoming in a lover

That is the path my Oscar chose to take

His infinite life

found in his love for me,

his love I will one day share with another

My Oscar

The only human I knew

that walked the path to no regret"

It's beautiful, Robyn

It's beautiful

And it's true

I'm pregnant, Oscar

wonderful

-Really? -And you know what our first trip is going to be?

I trust his father approves

Why didn't you tell me about the cancer?

Well,

I didn't want you to know because if you knew,

you would have stopped taking Novice

I would have stopped taking Novice,

but you would have still been alive

Alive with cancer, Robyn

Cancer

The quicker the better

I'm so sorry, Oscar

What for?

What for? For wanting me in your life forever?

No, that's the most wonderful thing

anyone has ever wanted from me

Thank you

How am I gonna do this without you?

you've always done it without me

And to be a mother?

are you kidding?

Nobody knows how to do that