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Narrator: THOUSANDS
OF YEARS AGO,
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A FURIOUS BATTLE WAS WAGED BETWEEN
THE GREAT AND NOBLE XIAOLIN DRAGON DASHI
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AND THE EVIL HEILIN WITCH WUYA.
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THIS WAS THE FIRST
XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
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WUYA PITTED HER DARK MAGIC
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AGAINST DASHI AND HIS
MYSTICAL POWER OBJECTS,
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THE SHEN GONG WU.
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IN THE END, DASHI TRIUMPHED,
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AND WUYA WAS FOREVER IMPRISONED
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IN A SIMPLE WOODEN PUZZLE BOX.
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THE THREAT AVERTED, DASHI
SPREAD HIS SHEN GONG WU
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AROUND THE EARTH.
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FOR GENERATIONS, THEY
HAVE SECRETLY MAINTAINED
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THE BALANCE OF GOOD AND EVIL,
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AND THE LONG LINE
OF XIAOLIN DRAGONS
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HAS STOOD READY TO FACE EVIL
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SHOULD THAT BALANCE EVER SHIFT.
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[THUNDER]
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OMI?
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TIME TO COME IN, YOUNG MONK.
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BUT, MASTER FUNG,
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MY LOTUS STRIKE ENDS AN
EIGHTH OF AN INCH TO THE LEFT.
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AS A XIAOLIN DRAGON
OF THE WATER...
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YOU'RE NOT A DRAGON YET, OMI.
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YES, BUT I HAVE BEEN
CHOSEN TO BECOME ONE,
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AND THAT MEANS STRIVING
FOR AND OBTAINING PERFECTION.
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IT ALSO MEANS HAVING THE SENSE
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TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN.
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COME, YOUNG MONK. THERE
ARE THINGS I MUST TELL YOU.
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CALLIN' IT QUITS, KID?
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THAT LOTUS STRIKE
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LOOKED LIKE IT WAS
PULLING TO THE LEFT.
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DOJO, DON'T YOU HAVE A SCROLL
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING?
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THE ANCIENT SCROLL
OF THE SHEN GONG WU?
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COME ON. 1,500 YEARS,
I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT,
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AND ALL IT'S DONE
IS GATHER DUST.
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EACH DAY HOLDS NEW
SURPRISES, DOJO CONOJOJO.
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OK, I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
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SPEAKING OF SURPRISES,
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I HAVE ONE FOR YOU, OMI.
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NEW STUDENTS ARE
JOINING THE TEMPLE.
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NEW STUDENTS?!
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THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
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AT LEAST, NOT IN MY LIFETIME.
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CAN I TEACH THEM TO WALK
ON THEIR FINGERS, MASTER,
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OR HOW TO BLEND INTO THE SHADOWS
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OR MAYBE TO WALK ON
WALLS AND CEILINGS, TOO?
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PERHAPS, YOUNG MONK, PERHAPS.
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Master Fung: OMI, I WOULD
LIKE YOU TO MEET RAIMUNDO...
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'SUP? KIMIKO...
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HE SAID THAT? HEY. NO WAY!
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AND CLAY.
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HOWDY.
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MASTER, WHERE ARE
THE NEW STUDENTS?
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RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, OMI.
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THEY ARE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
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THE BEST THINGS
IN LIFE RARELY ARE.
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YOU ARE RIGHT, MASTER.
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WELCOME, MY NEW AND
STRANGELY ATTIRED FRIENDS.
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I MUST BE GOING, YOUNG ONES.
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I CAN SEE THERE IS MUCH
TEACHING TO BE DONE HERE.
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YES, MASTER, MUCH
TEACHING, INDEED.
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THE KEY IS BALANCE.
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IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER,
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YOU MAY WANT TO
START WITH 3 FINGERS.
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UH, JUST CURIOUS.
WHEN WILL WE NEED THIS?
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TRY NEVER.
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OK, KEIKO, I'll
E-MAIL IT TO YOU.
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IS THERE A NET
CONNECTION AROUND HERE?
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NO? NO WORRIES. I'll GO Wi-Fi.
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OHH, WHAT IS THAT?
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IS IT MAGIC?
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IT'S A P.D.A.
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I'M SENDING A MESSAGE
TO A FRIEND IN TOKYO.
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A SECRET MESSAGE?
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NAH. I'M JUST TELLING HER
I'VE MET A VERY STRANGE KID
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WHO APPARENTLY DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE ISSUES.
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REALLY? WHO?
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IS IT THAT GUY?
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NOT ME, PARTNER.
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IT'S YOU, CHROME DOME.
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LISTEN TO THE FIERCE
CHEETAH METHOD OF FIGHTING.
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I DEFY YOU TO CATCH ME!
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WITNESS THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH.
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I AM DAZZLING AND
CONFOUNDING YOU!
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AND NOW I... HEY!
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HOPE I HAVEN'T MUCKED UP YOUR
LESSON TOO MUCH, LITTLE FELLER.
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JUST CAN'T RESIST A CHALLENGE.
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YEAH, UH-HUH. THE COWBOY
JUST LASSOED THE LITTLE GUY.
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I AM THE TEACHER!
YOU ARE THE STUDENTS!
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YOU WILL GIVE ME THE
RESPECT I DESERVE!
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RESPECT THIS!
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HUH?!
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OHH... [LAUGHS]
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NO WAY! THE BRAZILIAN KID
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JUST PANTSED THE BALD KID!
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I WANT TO RULE THE
WHOLE WORLD, ALL OF IT,
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NOT SOME OF IT, NOT
JUST ICELAND OR FIJI.
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I WANT TO RULE THE WHOLE WORLD!
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PARDON ME, SIR.
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WHAT?! CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M ON AN EVIL RANT HERE?
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YES, SIR, BUT YOUR FATHER
SENT YOU A GIFT FROM HONG KONG.
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OH, A PUZZLE BOX.
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LET'S SEE.
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AND MY PRIZE IS... A MASK?
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LAME!
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ALL RIGHT! BACK TO
WORLD CONQUEST...
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MY FAVORITE PASTIME.
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NOW, LET'S SEE.
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EUROPE MIGHT NOT BE
A BAD PLACE TO START,
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OR IS THAT TOO OBVIOUS?
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HOW ABOUT GOING FOR THE
UNEXPECTED, LIKE PARAGUAY,
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BUT IS THAT ENOUGH OF
AN ATTENTION-GRABBER?
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COULD GO DOWN THROUGH AFRICA,
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OVER TO SOUTH AMERICA, AND...
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ONWARD TO ASIA!
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AAH!
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SPOOKY GHOST LADY! ATTACK!
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PLANS FOR WORLD CONQUEST?
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MY DEAR BOY, WE
HAVE MUCH IN COMMON.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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JACK SPICER. WHO ARE YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU?
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ME?
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I'M YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.
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DID YOU SENSE THAT?
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IT WAS AS IF A GREAT CHILL
DESCENDED UPON THE LAND.
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Master Fung: SOMETHING HAS
UNBALANCED THE SHEN GONG WU.
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Dojo: OK, FIRST THING,
I DIDN'T TOUCH IT.
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I... I THINK IT'S BUSTED.
CAN WE GET A NEW ONE?
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WHAT COULD DO SUCH A THING?
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NOT WHAT... WHO, AND
THE ANSWER IS WUYA.
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, WUYA.
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YOU HAVE NO PHYSICAL FORM.
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VERY PERCEPTIVE.
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SO YOU NEED ME TO GET
THESE SHEN GONG WU THINGS,
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BUT HERE'S MY QUESTION:
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WHAT DO I, JACK
SPICER, EVIL GENIUS,
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GET OUT OF THIS?
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YOUR DREAMS OF WORLD CONQUEST!
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WE SHALL RULE SIDE BY SIDE.
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I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.
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OK, SO ONCE WE GET ALL THE
SHEN GONG WU, THEN WHAT?
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THE WORLD WILL BE THROWN
INTO 10,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS.
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IT IS YOUR MOST SOLEMN
DUTY AS XIAOLIN WARRIORS
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TO FIND ALL THE SHEN
GONG WU BEFORE WUYA DOES.
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I HAVE A QUESTION.
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YES, RAIMUNDO?
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I SAW MY ROOM, AND
NO BED, JUST A MAT.
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WHAT THE DEALY?
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UM... WE CAN TALK LATER.
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LEARNING IS A TREASURE THAT WILL
FOLLOW ITS OWNER EVERYWHERE.
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Omi: THE ANCIENT
SCROLL OF ASHINGA WU.
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Master Fung: AH, THE
MANTIS FLIP COIN.
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IT HAS REVEALED ITSELF.
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WHOEVER HOLDS THE COIN
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WILL LEAP WITH THE
SKILL OF A MANTIS.
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Kimiko: WILD!
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AND SO OUR GRAND QUEST BEGINS!
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FOLLOW ME TO VICTORY!
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I'M GOING.
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YEAH, HOW DO WE FIND
THE SHEN GONG WU?
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DOJO, YOU HELPED
MASTER DASHI HIDE THEM.
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YEAH, BUT THAT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
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YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPECT
ME TO REMEMBER WHERE...
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OHH... THIS WAY.
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RIGHT, LIKE WE'RE GONNA
TAKE DIRECTION FROM A GECKO.
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GECKO?!
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DON'T EVER CALL ME A GECKO!
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UH, MY MISTAKE!
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CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT
FROM TEMPLE GUARDIAN
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TO BABY-SITTER
IN LESS THAN A DAY.
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KIMIKO, I HAVE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A WONDROUS DEVICE.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S A GAMEPAL.
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SEE, I'M MAKING PO
CHI COLLECT THE DISCS.
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WOW. HOW DID PO
CHI GET IN THERE?
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UM, THAT'S WHERE HE WAS BORN?
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HERE. TRY IT.
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LOOK, KIMIKO!
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MY NEW LITTLE FRIEND
COOPERATES WITH ME
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AS I PUSH THE BUTTONS.
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YAAH! MY LITTLE
FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN
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BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL!
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PO CHI, ARE YOU IN THERE?
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CAN YOU HEAR THE
SOUND OF MY VOICE?
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DON'T MESS WITH THE MONK!
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GIRL, YOU HIT HARD!
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NO WORRIES, OMI. THE POWER
JUST GOT SWITCHED OFF, SEE?
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PO CHI, YOU HAVE RETURNED!
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I MUST REMEMBER
TO HONOR THE POWER
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OF THE OFF SWITCH.
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WHOA. A LOT HAS CHANGED
IN THE LAST 1,500 YEARS.
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Omi: SO MANY PEOPLE,
SO MANY BUILDINGS.
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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
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Raimundo: SAN FRANCISCO.
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WE'VE GOT A MANTIS
FLIP COIN TO FIND.
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[SNIFFS]
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AND IT'S CLOSE... REAL CLOSE.
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BOW BEFORE ME,
CITIZENS OF PLANET EARTH!
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I NOW RULE YOU WITH
THE MANTIS FLIP COIN!
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YOU CANNOT RULE THE EARTH YET.
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YOU HAVE BUT ONE SHEN GONG WU.
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HOW MANY ARE THERE?
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HUNDREDS!
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WHAT?!
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OK, YOU'RE GONNA
NEED TO GET SOLID
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AND HELP ME OUT HERE.
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Omi: HELLO, FRIEND.
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THAT COIN IS OF GREAT
MYSTICAL IMPORTANCE.
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MAY WE PLEASE HAVE IT?
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HA HA. NO WAY, SHORTY.
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THIS SHEN GONG WU IS MINE.
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HOW DOES HE KNOW
ABOUT SHEN GONG WU?
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HOW, INDEED?
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Dojo: WUYA!
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WOW. THE YEARS HAVE
NOT BEEN KIND TO YOU.
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MIND YOUR TONGUE, REPTILE!
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DASHI ISN'T HERE TO PROTECT YOU.
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AWAY, EVIL SPIRIT!
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YOU CANNOT STOP US.
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SHE CAN'T. I CAN.
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Jack: JACKBOTS, ATTACK!
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MINCE THEM.
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WATER!
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AAH CHAAH!
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IT'S NOT YOUR WEIGHT.
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IT'S HOW YOU THROW IT AROUND.
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YOU NEVER MENTIONED
FREAKS IN PAJAMAS
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WOULD BE LOOKING FOR
THE SHEN GONG WU, TOO.
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DETAILS! YOU'VE GOT
THE FLIP COIN! GO!
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[GASPS]
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THE MANTIS FLIP COIN!
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[GASPS]
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AAH!
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GOTCHA!
238
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,583
HA HA HA HA HA!
239
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A LESSON FOR LOSERS.
240
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DON'T MESS WITH JACK SPICER.
241
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KINDLY REMOVE YOUR GIGANTIC SELF
242
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,692
FROM BEING ON TOP OF MY BODY!
243
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,727
SORRY ABOUT THAT, LITTLE BUDDY.
244
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,729
BECAUSE OF YOU THREE,
245
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,299
WE HAVE LOST THE
FIRST SHEN GONG WU!
246
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,800
DUDE, IT WAS A COIN.
247
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,735
A MAGICAL COIN!
248
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,204
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
249
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,573
THE MORE SHEN GONG
WU WUYA POSSESSES,
250
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,175
THE STRONGER SHE IS!
251
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,709
SORRY, OMI.
252
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,878
WE'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
253
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,813
UH, NEXT TIME IS NOW.
254
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,682
I'M SENSING ANOTHER
SHEN GONG WU.
255
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,984
LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.
256
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,587
Omi: THE TWO-TON TUNIC.
257
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,856
OHH, I REMEMBER THAT.
258
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,258
IS WAS DASHI'S
INVULNERABLE ARMOR.
259
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,929
HA HA. EXCELLENT.
260
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,398
SPICER BETTER WATCH HIS BACK,
261
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,201
BECAUSE THIS ROUND IS OURS.
262
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,969
THE TWO-TON TUNIC IS MINE!
263
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,370
Raimundo: NOT SO FAST!
264
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:10,450
JACK SPICER, TODAY,
VICTORY IS MINE!
265
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,853
BETTER NOT COUNT YOUR
CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH.
266
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,889
A FEARSOME FORCE,
267
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,790
BUT THEY ARE NOT PREPARED
FOR THE AWESOME MIGHT
268
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,859
OF THE TWO-TON TUNIC!
269
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,550
YOU LOST THE TWO-TON TUNIC!
270
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,751
RELAX.
271
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,454
WE'LL GET THE NEXT ONE.
272
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,890
LOOK, IT'S NOT THE WAY GRAND
MASTER DASHI WOULD HAVE DONE IT,
273
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,759
BUT, HEY, YOU'RE STILL LEARNING.
274
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,327
I DO NOT WISH TO SPEAK OF
275
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,129
THE FAILURES OF
ME OR MY STUDENTS.
276
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,798
I ONLY WISH TO FIND
THE NEXT SHEN GONG WU.
277
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,433
WHICH IS?
278
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,135
Kimiko: THE EYE OF DASHI.
279
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,872
Clay: THE WAY I FIGURE IT,
280
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,241
IT SHOOTS LIGHTNING
SOMETHING FIERCE.
281
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,780
Clay: NOW, THIS IS
MY KIND OF PLACE.
282
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,282
ARE YOU KIDDING?
283
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,950
I'M NOT EVEN GETTING
A SIGNAL HERE.
284
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:20,453
IF I WERE A LIGHTNING-SHOOTING
SHEN GONG WU,
285
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,588
WHERE WOULD I BE?
286
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,024
CLOSE. YOU'D BE CLOSE.
287
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,661
Omi: THE EYE OF DASHI!
288
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,602
SORRY, MONK BOY.
289
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,037
THIS ONE'S MINE.
290
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,274
I WAS HERE FIRST!
291
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,309
TOO BAD!
292
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,711
HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE GLOWING?
293
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,214
IT IS A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
294
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,853
IT'S A WHAT NOW?
295
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,189
A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
296
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,991
IT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN 2 WARRIORS
297
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,360
REACH A STALEMATE
OVER A SHEN GONG WU.
298
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,862
2 WORDS: FREA-KEY.
299
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,197
JACK SPICER,
300
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,966
I CHALLENGE YOU TO
A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
301
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,269
I WAGER MY TWO-TON TUNIC
302
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,238
AGAINST YOUR MANTIS FLIP COIN.
303
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,040
WHOEVER REACHES
THE LAST STONE FIRST
304
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,208
WINS THE EYE OF DASHI
305
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,943
AND THE OTHER SHEN
GONG WU AS WELL.
306
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,680
ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. ACCEPT IT!
307
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,482
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, OMI.
308
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,117
LET'S GO.
309
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,386
XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
310
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,100
AAH! AAH!
311
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:49,176
OHH... I DID NOT EXPECT THIS.
312
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,010
THAT'S A XIAOLIN
SHOWDOWN FOR YA:
313
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,245
ALWAYS KEEPS YOU GUESSING.
314
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,514
[DOJO SPEAKING CHINESE]
315
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,450
THAT MEANS GO.
316
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,686
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?
317
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,789
USE YOUR SHEN GONG WU.
318
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,259
OH, YEAH. MANTIS FLIP COIN!
319
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,599
JACK SPICER FORGETS I
HAVE MY OWN SHEN GONG WU.
320
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,567
TWO-TON TUNIC!
321
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:25,112
OF COURSE, I FORGOT THE
TWO-TON TUNIC IS VERY HEAVY!
322
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,379
WHOA! [BANG]
323
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,481
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?
324
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:32,352
MASTER FUNG NEVER ANSWERED
MY QUESTION ABOUT THE BED.
325
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,326
COME ON, OMI!
326
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,294
I'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG,
327
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,062
BUT NEVER HURTS TO CHEAT.
328
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,898
JACKBOTS, DON'T CARE,
DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW.
329
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,334
JUST MAKE HIM GONE.
330
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,637
WHOA.
331
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,340
I CANNOT FIGHT WITH
THIS HEAVY GARMENT!
332
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,609
WHOA!
333
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,480
IT'S NOT YOUR WEIGHT.
334
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,685
IT'S HOW YOU THROW IT AROUND!
335
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,354
THAT'S SHOWIN' 'EM!
336
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,460
HONOR THE POWER
OF THE OFF SWITCH.
337
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,268
DON'T MESS WITH THE MONK!
338
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,103
DON'T JUST STAND
THERE LIKE A BUFFOON!
339
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,538
FINISH THE RACE!
340
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,574
WHOO-HOO!
341
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,580
YAAH!
342
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,384
HA HA HA HA HA!
343
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,386
NOW THAT I'VE DEFEATED YOU,
344
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:43,756
PERHAPS YOU'LL RESPECT
THE GENIUS OF JACK SPICER!
345
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,326
RESPECT THIS!
346
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,894
AAH!
347
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,438
NO!
348
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,706
HAH!
349
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,145
OMI, THAT WAS SWEET!
350
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,215
YOU DONE A GOOD
DAY'S ROUNDUP, PARTNER.
351
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,250
I REALLY LIKE THAT ROBE THING.
352
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,318
WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN?
353
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,386
THE TWO-TON TUNIC!
354
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,788
I GOT YA.
355
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,165
YOU HAVE ALL DONE
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL.
356
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,334
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, DOJO?
357
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,370
NOT BAD... FOR AMATEURS.
358
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,873
THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND
MILES BEGINS WITH BUT A SINGLE STEP.
359
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,942
WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF?
360
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,777
I HAVE A DESK CALENDAR.
361
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,779
MASTER FUNG...
362
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,949
THERE ARE SO MANY SHEN
GONG WU LEFT TO BE FOUND.
363
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,884
YOUR NEW FRIENDS WILL HELP.
364
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,653
OH, YES, MASTER.
365
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,290
I HAVE ALREADY TAUGHT MUCH
TO KIMIKO, RAIMUNDO, AND CLAY.
366
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,992
BUT, OMI, THEY ARE
HERE TO TEACH YOU.
367
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,396
BUT I AM THE CHOSEN ONE.
368
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,366
YOU AREN'T THE ONLY
CHOSEN ONE, OMI.
369
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,169
SOMEDAY, YOUR NEW FRIENDS
MAY BECOME DRAGONS AS WELL:
370
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,105
KIMIKO, THE DRAGON OF FIRE;
371
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,276
CLAY, THE DRAGON OF EARTH;
372
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,345
AND RAIMUNDO, THE
DRAGON OF THE WIND.
373
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,747
IS THIS TRUE, MASTER?
374
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:18,651
YES, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO
TELL YOU UNTIL YOU WERE READY.
375
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,757
Clay: I DON'T THINK
HE WAS READY.
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