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See that?That is the man. All that and a

bag of chips. Thank you, thank you! But

wait till you beat this out.

Static, you all right?Rubber band man,

watch where you're going. I was. Can't

say the same for you, Mr. Handstand Man.

I was in complete control up there, Sir

Stretch-a-Lot. By the way, I'm patrolling

this part of town. Patrolling or showing

off?Hey, I patrol my way, you...

We'll finish this later.

Hey, this is my jurisdiction.

My two favorite things. Play toys

and real money.

Hold up, Junior.

Still your own.

A little shopping between jail terms,

Shiv. I'm just a sucker for a good sale.

It's the Ninjabot 3000, the

toy for geeks with Big Bang.

Oh! You think you can take me?

Hi-yah!

I gotta get one of these. Showboating

again?Don't get bent out of shape, R.B. I

put Shiv down. What's the problem?

Somebody could've gotten hurt. The secret

word for today is fun. Why don't you go

have some?

ohh Sit tight, Chuckles.

And their combined efforts foiled Shiv's

robbery attempt and sent him back to

prison. Once again, Static and Rubber

Band Man are shaping up as an unbeatable

team, and in the process, making Dakota a

safer place to live. Live from

Toys-a-Palooza, I'm Shelley Sandoran.

Hey! What the... That's just her. See,

you could've just changed the channel. I

hate those two super bums. We try to go

legit with our bounty-hunting business,

but they mess things up for us. Now

everybody thinks we're the criminal. But

we are criminals. No, we're just

financing our future, that's all.

And there's our financial advisor right

on time.

Hey, Dante.

You have to do that. So jumpy.

Relax. I don't learn much.

Talk to me. Armor car shows up every

night at 7:15. You just need to be on

site before then. Only his skeleton crew

work in the lobby too. An easy mark,

except for. What?Well,

that's prime static territory. What if he

shows up?Let him and his bouncy buddy

too. This time they'll both be dust in

the wind

in summation. Not only has the presence

of metahumans benefited Dakota in certain

ways, it has actually increased tourism.

In fact, if they were here, I'm sure the

tourism board would join me in a rousing,

Go Big Bang, go Big Bang, go! Go Big

Bang, go Big Bang, go!

That's the end. You can applaud now.

Wow. That was, uh..

something. That's what an

A in public speaking sounds like. Even

better the second time.

You just gave long-winded a whole new

meaning. Good job.

Admit it, Sharon. All those big words

kind of threw you, didn't they?

Hello. Hey, Virgil. What's up?Just

sharing my A project with my peeps.

Hey, do you want to... I feel like

celebrating. How about we catch the new

Sandler movie tonight?On me. I guess,

but... Cool. See you then. Bye.

Okay. Hey, V, we were going to hit that

new air and space exhibit. Oh, that's

right. Eh, the flick's a way cooler plan

anyway. Thanks, V. Don't be like

that, Rich. You can catch the movie with

Daisy and me. Eh, there may not be enough

seats for me and your ego.

Do you believe him?

What?

So don't just assume I'm going to drop

everything for you. Yeah, but... Lucky

for you, I called to ask you about the

same movie. Yeah, but... And another

thing. Don't ever hang up on me

again. Understand?Yeah, but... Yeah, but

what?I've already apologized, Daisy. Why

are you still reading me?It's not just

yesterday, Virgil. You've had this

attitude for a while now. Hey, things

have been going well for me lately. I'm

just expressing my confidence, that's

all. Well, I like you better when you're

humble.

Virgil?Uh, why don't you find us some

seats and I'll get the snacks. OK.

Hope there's lots of previews.

The lobby's empty. Come on.

Take it. At $9 a shot,

that's a rip-off. Speaking of which...

Easy on the butter, blue boy. Hoped you'd

show up.

Somebody could use a breath mitt. I

called him Puff Duck. You like?Uh,

no. Hey, look,

it's him. Dad?

Hey, people, you're just in time for the

real show.

Have some popcorn on you.

Show's over. Static.

Crazy. Let's get out of here.

Wake up, Daisy. Wake up. Good night.

Changing Dr. Bender. Changing

Dr. Bender. Every

head trauma case is different, Mr.

Watkins. You can't predict it. She could

wake up today, tomorrow.

What if she doesn't?What if she

stays this way?Let's get that thought out

of our minds. Our Daisy is going to wake

up. She will. She has to.

Mrs. Watkins?Virgil.

They told me I could come in, but-- It's

OK. Daisy could use every friend she has

right now. I was in the restroom when it

happened. I-- I'm

sorry. This wasn't your fault, Virgil.

Virgil! Virge!I could see him light

you all the way from my crib, bro.

Come on, V. You keep this up. People are

gonna figure out your secret, man. Hey.

Leave me alone.

I'm your friend, V. We're gonna talk

about this.

Virgil! Come on,

baby bro. This my food. Call me a sponge

head. Say something. Daisy's gonna

be okay, Virgil. The doctor said it was a

good thing Static got her to the hospital

so fast. That's the only thing he's done

right lately. Adam!

Ooh I forgot, Boo. No static bashing in

your house. So we finally get a tip on

where Puff and her partner hang out, but

it was a dead end. Let me guess. Nobody

home. Everybody down there had zipped

lips. Down there where?Some pool hall

down by the dockyards. Teenage hangout. I

know that place. Wait a minute, Adam.

Don't even think about pulling some

vigilante stunt. With all due respect,

ma'am, I'm one of the good guys now. I

just don't want this investigation

jeopardized in any way. Okay, you two,

settle down.

Popping on him. I'm looking for him. I'm

only going to ask once. Has anybody seen

him?

Let's play.

Let's play.

No super freaks allowed.

Huh, honest. Where are they?Where

are they?

Get out of my way! You're out of control,

man. Cool out. I said

move! I'm

trying to be patient with you, brother.

Why are you fighting me?I got to find

Puff. You know this isn't the way,

Static. Hey, Puff got that girl hurt.

Bad! Not exactly the way I heard it.

Instead of handling business, you were

showing off again. That's how she got

hurt. You're as much to blame as Puff.

HmmI know.

Pup. Onyx.

He broke that place down, Pup. Looking

for you too. I'm telling you, he ain't

playing around this time. Doesn't seem

like static style. He almost took me

out. Word is bond, Onyx. Maybe we should

keep playing low until static comes down.

Exactly not what we're going to do. The

madder he gets, the sloppier he gets,

right?Yeah. Then let's make

him really hot around the collar.

Don't know if you can hear me. I hope you

can. I'm so sorry, Daisy. I'm

so sorry.

I don't know why I act the way I do

sometimes. I guess I want to tell people

I'm static so badly, especially you. I

want to scream it from the rooftops. So

when Puff and Onyx showed up, all I

wanted was to impress you. Right then,

nothing else mattered. Not even your

safety.

Please wake up, Daisy. Please forgive me.

I'm sure she does, bro. Rich, I... It's

all right, man. We're cool.

Seeing her like that, I feel powerless.

You got to stop beating yourself up, V.

What happened to Daisy is like one of

those things that no one can predict or

control. All you can do is wait and see.

And keep the faith, huhThat'll help too.

Whoa.

Whoa!

Wow! Come on!

What's she doing?She's calling me.

V! V! Not a V! Not a

V! Superhero! Not a V! Not a V!

I can do this all day, Daddy.

Use your head, bro.

Finally. Tag, you're it.

Do it! Now!

We brought the house down, partner.

Better than a hard hat any day.

This is between you and me. Let's take

this someplace so nobody can get hurt.

That's the trouble with you good guys.

Too soft.

Hey, Stretchy. They went that way.

Everybody OK?We

did it. We lost them. Congratulations.

You don't look happy to see me. Turn him

into a pretzel.

Your turn, puff mommy.

This will really blow you away.

Too through with you static. Feelin's

mutual, vapor girl. And by the way, do

somethin' about that breath of yours.

Whoo! Ohh

I

hope you were thirsty.

With a cool head and a timely assist from

Rubber Band Man, Static stopped Puff and

Onyx's reckless rush hour rampage.

You've got your groove back. Yeah, I

guess. Hello.

What?She what?When?

Daisy. HuhHuh

Check out the flowers the Hawkins family

sent. Oh, they're

lovely, honey. Just like my baby.

This must be for you, Daisy. Oh, it's

getting hard every day.

I can't take this pain.

Oh, stop playing with my emotions.

I thought I'd get paid for the leg by the

body. For everywhere I'm on you, I'm

looking around.