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Hey, Reggie, how many superheroes does it
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take to screw in a light bulb?None.
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If I'm the superhero, you don't need a
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light bulb.
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Hey, I call it my
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Nova burst. All it takes is a little
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wire. Uh-huhWell, meanwhile, some of us
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are working on useful things. My latest
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invention. It transmits on a high-end
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radio frequency. You should be able to
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hear it with your powers. Is it working?
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Loud and clear. It's got about a two-mile
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radius, so you could trace it. Wait a
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minute. I hear something else. I think
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it's the police van. What is it?Something
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about a... what?
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Stay down. Get up, Aqua.
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Good one, Aqua Maria. She keeps this up
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and she's a shoe-in to join the Medibree.
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Time for test number two. Look.
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Fun's over, wet and wild. Give up or I'll
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hang you off the block. Yeah, I'm sure.
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Don't hit
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me out.
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Back off, lady, or you'll have
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to deal with rubber band man.
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Gotcha!
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That
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should do it.
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She needs her help. Ah, uh,
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uhYou know Ivan's rule. She's on her own.
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You're right. Let's get out of here.
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What do you think you're doing with that
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money?Returning it to the police.
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Thanks, rubber van man.
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Okay. What's wrong with this picture?
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Nothing. I did my time. Now I'm one of
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the good guys. Like you. There's a
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stretch. It's true. Ever since he got out
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of jail last month, he's been helping us.
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And we appreciate it, too. Uh, not that
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we don't appreciate your help, Static.
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Uh, yeah. Nice try, Guy.
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Don't you want to get in the pictures?
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For what?He's the big hero.
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You're late. Where's Aqua Maria?
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Oh, that's a funny story, Ebon.
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Why don't you come?She was
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doing all right, then Static showed up.
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Hey, here you go, boss. Double latte,
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right?I got cappuccinos for everybody
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else, but-- On the other hand, who needs
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all that caffeine, right?I can't believe
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you got her. I thought her water powers
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would stop him for sure. Uh-uh, boss.
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Static didn't beat Aqua Maria. It was
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Rubber Band Man. What?
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Yeah, we were as surprised as you are.
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Oh, jeez Louise. Is he always like this?
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He has his reasons.
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And so, after Rubber Band Man's latest
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heroic exploit, even the most jaded
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observers are asking, has Dakota's bad
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boy turned over a new leaf?No TV at the
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dinner table. Yeah. Especially when
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there's nothing good on. I told you Adam
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was a good guy. I'm going to go call him.
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Isn't this exciting?My boyfriend's a
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superhero. I heard that.
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He's the greatest lumber band man.
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Thanks. I got to get going though. Can I
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get one for my sister?Sure. What's her
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name?Marvin.
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Hello?Adam?It's Sharon. I just saw
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you on TV. Hi, boo. Yeah, I've been on
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TV a lot since I started this superhero
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routine. I'm really proud of you. They
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want me to appear on Variety Night Live.
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That's my favorite show! You would be
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so good! Listen, we just sat down at
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dinner. If you'd like to come over... I'd
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love to, but I'm kind of busy right now.
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So I hear. Sharon?
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Sharon?
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He's not worth it, sis. I'm not so sure
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he's really gone straight anyway. Please,
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Adam's no criminal. He's just turning
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into a self-centered jerk. You know what
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that's like, don't you, Virgil?
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Yup, but I don't hold that against you.
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Okay, that's nice. You gotta go.
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Thanks.
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Now I see why superheroes have secret
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hideouts.
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Still gotta go through all this fan mail.
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Sharon, I gotta call her back. Call her
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later. What do you want?
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What do you think?I
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want you to run with my crew, just like
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the old days before the Big Bang. Not
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going to happen. We've been through this,
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Ivan. We've been through that too. You
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call me Ebon now. Whatever.
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It was bad enough you had to run off and
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be a rock star. Now you're out there
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playing superhero and turning on your
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own. It's not your business. It's my
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business. You belong with me. People
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like us, we deserve to have whatever we
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want. If we stick together, we can have
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it all.
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YeahAnd every time I try things your way,
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I end up in trouble. Then just stay out
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of my way. You owe me that much.
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Let's go!
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I
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hate robbing joints like this. No food
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court.
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Open it up. I I
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Never mind. I'll get him myself.
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Oh, yeah! My all-time high
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score! Hey,
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yo, Carmen, grab me one of those gans
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while you're up, will ya?Shiv,
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get back to work. Ease up, Talon. He's
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going for the record. Ecstatic!
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Dakota's number one superhero at your
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service.
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You mean number two?
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You again?Listen, I work alone. If I ever
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need a sidekick,I'll give you a call.
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Funny, I was just thinking that same
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thing.
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Ah
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Cool. Looks like I lost the ball.
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That's okay, we can play with this one.
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I don't suppose anybody's up for a nice
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game of checkers.
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Need a hand?No, thanks. I always bounce
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back. I told you to stay out of this,
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Adam.
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This bird girl's no Nightingale.
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What do you think you're doing?What?
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I can't hear you. You'll hear
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this.
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Batman would have had real earplugs.
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After all I've done for you, this is the
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payback?When Dad passed away, don't you
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mention him?Why not?I'm the man of the
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family now. Says who?That's the way it
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works. We're blood. I'm supposed to be
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looking after you, not fighting with. Did
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someone say fight?No offense, Stretch,
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but a big time supervillain like Ebon
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requires a big time superhero like well.
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Like me.
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The light! I got this static. Wait! The
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light makes him lose his powers. You're
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blocking it. Thanks, little brother. Get
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off him! He'll get away! I'm...
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sorry about that. You wanted him to
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escape. You did. I thought for a
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second you had gone straight, but you're
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just like them after all.
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Great.
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Security cameras captured the scene as
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Rubber Band Man's interference allowed
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Ebon to escape. One is left to
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wonder if Dakota's newest hero really is
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a hero. Straight up, news lady.
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Heroes don't let villains go on purpose.
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He's still not answering. Call a few
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banks. He's probably off robbing one. Ow!
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When they say the truth hurts, that's not
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what they mean. So, Vee, you really think
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Rubber Band Man's gone bad?Or is that
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just your jealousy talking?HmmBoth,
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probably.
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Rice south, freaks and geeks!
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I can't even scratch my back. Oh, the
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inhumanity.
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Relax. The flea powder should kick in
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pretty soon. Huh
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Rubber bands.
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Adam Evans, this is the police. Open up.
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We've got a warrant for your arrest.
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OK, break it down.
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Not here. Put out an all-points bulletin
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on Adam Evans, AKA Rubber Band Man. I
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want as many men out there as we can
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spare. I gotta
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say, bro, when you're right, you're
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right. They got eyewitnesses and
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everything. What are you talking about?
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Rubber Band Man. Last night, he broke the
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Metta Breed out of jail.
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Sharon! Sharon, we gotta talk!
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Man, where is she?This is new. Uh
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oh.
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Sit down! Sitting. I don't
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want to hurt you. I just want to talk to
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your sister. About this?It ain't true.
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I didn't break the Meta Breed out of
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jail. I helped put him there. Yeah, I
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suppose you didn't help Ebon escape from
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static either. It wasn't like that. I
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saw it. We all saw it. Look, I
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helped Ebon, but I had my reasons. Yeah,
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'cause you're just like him. No.
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Because he's my brother. You're what?
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Look, coming here was a bad idea. Just
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tell your sister. I'm sorry.
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Wait!
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Been looking for you, Adam. Did you show
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up at your girlfriend's house sooner or
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later?Now what do you want?This ain't
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about me. It's about you going from hero
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to zero in six seconds, 'cause no one
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believes you. Well, I'm family. I'm
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always ready to take you in.
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Not getting away from me that easy.
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Just hope I find them before the battery
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burns out.
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Allow me to introduce the newest member
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of the Metta Breed, my brother, Rubber
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Band Man.
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I
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never said I was joining any gang. I
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don't see where you have a choice, Adam.
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Once they slap that bad guy label on you,
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they never change their minds.
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It still doesn't make sense. Why do they
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think I'm the one who broke you guys out
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of jail?
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Here's a clue and a half for you,
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Stretchy. You've been framed like a
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diploma. After
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you let your brother escape, Ebon had one
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thing on his mind. Springing his crew out
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of lockdown.
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With his powers and a spare costume, it
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was easy for Ebon to pretend to be you.
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That way, with the police on your tail,
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you'd have to join up with it. Right,
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Ebon?He's lying. He's just trying to
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confuse you. Hey, if the funky purple
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Long John spit...
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You OK?Yeah, but that's it for me
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and bungee jumping.
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Get them. Evon's mine.
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Great. That just leaves me with everyone
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else. I was saving this for your boss,
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but since he left early, float like a
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butterfly, sting like a bee. You can't
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hit what you can't see.
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Get hide, get hide. Well,
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what's a guy gotta do to get out of this
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gang?
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Daddy! Uh-oh. Guess the light goes right
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through you, huhNo biggie. You know
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anything about electrolysis?
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If you run a current through H2O, it
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turns back into hydrogen and oxygen. See?
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Chemistry class is useful in real life.
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Who knew?Hey, this
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ain't no way to cheat a brother,
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brother. Don't hand me that brother
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stuff. You played me, Ivan.
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Come on, blood is thicker than water, and
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right and wrong are thicker than blood.
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Always could take him. I'm sorry you had
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to. Yeah, he had it coming. I ain't
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giving up on him, though. I changed my
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ways. So can he.
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Thanks for saving me from the lava pool.
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You cleared my name. We're even.
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High five?
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Not funny. He's too.
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Hey, Virgil. Am I still welcome here?
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Sure. Any friend of Statix is a friend of
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mine. Don't know about my sister, though.
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Sharon?
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Oh, it's you.
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oh Man, if I were you, I'd rather fight
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the whole Meta Breed again than face her.
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I'll take my chances. Some things are
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worth it.
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